Ambulance CHALLENGE | Top Gear

[@Sammie1053]

_"Trust in me... Trust in meeeeee"_ I absolutely lost it.

[@Zeckmon3]

Sammie1053 Same lmao

[@MichaelD8393]

Not to mention that was a good setup for 5:14 "Oh God, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GO OVER A *SPEED BUMP?! I don't like this!"* 😂😂😂😂 Jeremy has had the best lines on Top Gear (and now on Grand Tour.)

[@llamazarecool]

5:01 I lost it 😂😂😂

[@hamadiewa7797]

@@MichaelD8393 I don't like thiiiis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ok-pv1uj]

-jeremy clarkson 2015

[@willemgroen7546]

"600.000 people a year are killed in the back of ambulances by speedhumps""Now what you are doing is making that up""Yes, but also making a point" Topgears brilliance will live on forever

[@JamieOnToast]

"Until this government gets rid of every single speed hump, were all going to die."

[@stefanochiodi8800]

six hundred thousanths?

[@Zak-ob5ze]

@@stefanochiodi8800 600.000 is just the same as 600. 600 thousanths would equate to 0.6

[@iamthinking2252_]

in debating we were told sometimes we can make up stats

[@ZE7379]

Fuck off

[@SPE3DYEMO]

"600,000 people a year are killed in the back of ambulances by speed bumps" -Jeremy Clarkson

[@chrisevans6548]

"What you're doing is making that up."

[@klaudspeed]

"Yes but I'm making a point as well. I'm making it up to make a point."

[@modakkagitplugga]

"Until they make a sanction to eliminate every single speed hump, we're all going to die"

[@54jive]

im a killed

[@mirawenya]

Just came from ambuchannel. He was driving code 3 through 30 ish speed bumps. It was nuts. Lose precious time that way.

[@doughboi007]

did anyone else just laugh so hard when Clarkson said trust in meeeee?

[@humanperson4605]

You have to have no sense of humour at all to have not laughed

[@garybullard9115]

I did lol

[@fortnite_bruh1299]

Me

[@ericmadsen7470]

I laughed even harder when Hammo was in the back of his Low cost van getting puked and wee'd on and couldn't get the blood out of bag.

[@sebthedeb8423]

I dont get it

[@captaindreadnought212]

“What is that??” “It’s wee” “Is it yours?” “No”

[@conorlawlor3212]

“Is it yours?” I lost it 😂😂😂

[@SoProton8]

Wee willy

[@Kleavers]

A damn shame for the BBC this great stuff is now over. This is the reason I watched Top Gear. These three knobs screwing around with broken cars.

[@DerekHartley]

Top Gear is still continuing...

[@colc5469]

+Kleavers Which knobs in the video are you talking about?

[@AndyFromBeaverton]

+DerekHartley Top Gear is still continuing.. on Amazon Prime.

[@DerekHartley]

No, Top Gear isn't continuing on Amazon Prime.

[@nathanmcconnell]

+DerekHartley it is

[@Davemcfc]

"...or is he focusing on..." Trust in me... trust in me...

[@TraustiGeir]

+David Hax Oh, he's definitely focusing...

[@eptio9849]

Oh god, what's going to happen when I go over a speed bump?!

[@AntoineRed]

+Eptiomism I don't like this!

[@drawkillpuppet1529]

+Eptiomism I read this as soon as he said it.

[@larsschothorst521]

Thrust in me?

[@MrFirststudentbus]

"Stop vomiting you idiot!" is still one of the best Top Gear lines ever. At 1:30 or thereabouts.

[@RD0102]

Hahaha.. gets me every time!

[@spaceracer23]

2:58 I was shocked the Stig stopped. I honestly believed Stig thought breaks were only used in corners.

[@kyon_gold]

Well, it's the Bemused Stig. 🤭🤭

[@philryan3026]

I was on the floor laughing when it was clarkson’s turn, hahaha he almost had that thing in his mouth lol

[@thesonofthegrimreaper1992]

80th like

[@XSemperIdem5]

I was crying from laughing so much 😂

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

Hahaha I know had me dying the new top gear presenters now are forcing people to laugh and they think sticking dog collars while driving is hilarious its more funny watching certain KZbin do it than these new 3

[@MJTbreww]

"Stop vomiting you idiot!" Hahahaha

[@R9000]

+MJTbreww That's how we deal with all medical emergencies in Britain, isn't it?

[@thegodenbear1744]

+MJTbreww So you also watched the video?

[@Oat_meal_YT]

l laughed so hard!!!!

[@HelloThereUniverse]

''Holy Mother Of God''!!

[@senopaticahyo7669]

lol the funniest top gear episode i ever seen

[@TouffmanJasonTGV]

3:00 idk what makes me laugh the most, the door or jeremy's laugh

[@MichaelD8393]

My money's on Jeremy's laugh.

[@morfeasrellas3561]

And the two

[@victoriamaypickford3813]

Both

[@llamazarecool]

The stig made me laugh 😂

[@stonemarmot_8874]

Stig looks so exasperated

[@Jackhintze06]

"Twwwwwelve minutes..." "Oh get lost!”

[@wjmcd703]

Hammond's expression when he says twelve minutes is the best part

[@matthewlongtin4148]

@@wjmcd703 "Twwwwwwelve minutes."

[@robbiepeach]

"It is the slowest lap in Top Gear's history."

[@rjaxxxas]

That cracked ne up lol

[@lorenpingle5350]

🤣

[@andreastoppa1298]

Hammond's R-44 helicopter just landed in the background at 5:35 during filming.. what a boss lol

[@zeta-9_agent]

Nah it was already there if you look when he runs from james's ambulance you can see it

[@andreastoppa1298]

​@@zeta-9_agentYou're right! 3:15

[@evancoveney6268]

4:39 "Trust in meeeee." How the hell are these guys this naturally funny.

[@the_navid_alam11091]

1:24 Richard doing a perfect German language impression. HAHAHAHA

[@mrgrinderman8861]

Hahaha

[@rohan_7444]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sepehr-9210]

Richstan Hammonzisch

[@akula966]

Whats he saying then?

[@djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154]

3:02 gets me every time

[@JulesPorta]

blue cromulon too* Ur welcome

[@LasseKongo69]

DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins 4:47 gets me

[@TommoWommo]

DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins o

[@Owl321-b1c]

yes xD

[@Funhaus_Ryan]

Trust in meeeee Trust in meeeeeeeeeee

[@Thebatmantyler]

4:41 lol

[@beezerboy4152]

*”ARAGGAGAA HES BEEN SICK ON ME! IM COVERED IN S- AAAAA”* 😂😂

[@oscillation9814]

“STOP VOMITING YOU IDIOT!” 🤣

[@nicholassammons3881]

@@oscillation9814 I imagine stig was laughing his head off while driving hammond and Jeremy's ambulances. 🤣

[@conorlawlor3212]

Then he gets p***ed on

[@tomthecat897]

HOW DO I GET THE BLOOD OUT THE BAG 🤣

[@Bhatz96]

NO I’M COVERED IN WEE!

[@shan5106]

2:31- “what is that?” “It’s wee” “is it yours?” “No” 😂😭

[@Vladpryde]

I just keep re-watching 3:02 over and over. It's hilarious!

[@noahnippard7144]

Same

[@vulduv]

STIG YOU IDIOT!

[@mussadaqtahir1406]

Vladpryde clarksons laugh 😂😂😂👌

[@vulduv]

NO! STIG YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!

[@Vlusion]

Vladpryde Me to

[@robertpeach8129]

4:04 "Hammond, run for your life!"

[@JetFalcon710]

"I'm going to die! Killed by an ambulance!"

[@Bhatz96]

"Across the line!"

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

"Ladybooooy!" ~ Jeremy Clarkson, 2015

[@primusserv]

or a futa in today's culture

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Today he’d be crucified lol

[@primusserv]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy yeah pretty much. trans people are males that took pills with female estrogen to become a female. they then implanted silicones to have boobs, or took more pills with estrogen to gain them the natural way. while futas are just women with dicks.

[@oldfridge5059]

serv trans people are people who switched gender. Before you say that you can’t change gender, I shall provide you evidence for the contrary.

[@primusserv]

@@oldfridge5059 i explained the literal process of transferring from M to F. I have a trans friend that went from M to F.

[@wuznab5109]

Mad respect to the people who actually do this. I could probably use them as a gimbal.

[@LukeDHarrison2002]

3:01 is gold, I can’t stop laughing😂

[@stuarthays9864]

I liked James' the best. He just needed to raise his ambulances' suspension to tackle speed bumps better, and instead of a motorized door, it should just be manual.

[@dbclass4075]

He's also the only one who completed all "medical procedures". Richard didn't do the blood.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

A faster door with a proper latch would solve the problem. And for the latch he could take a note from Boeing who had multiple planes that opened mid-flight, as an example of what to avoid.

[@roberttakacs19]

The words usually spoken by paramedics to patients here in the UK: "Stop vomiting you idiot!" Very accurate depiction

[@roxman199]

The tailgate falling down and smashing was the funniest thing ever.

[@IdealizedMedia]

😂 LOL “or is he focusing on...” Jeremy Clarkson: “Trust in me... Trust in me... oh mother of god!”

[@Stackedwithcash]

richard hammond being a paramedic is the funniest thing on the internet

[@truemetalsonic]

the stig - the peak of emotional reactions

[@Skandalos]

Such an annoying gabber.

[@JetFalcon710]

Hecc yeah. You can't see his face and he doesn't speak, but you can still tell when he's confused, exasperated, or just like "yo wtf guys"

[@kevinprior3549]

A rather BEMUSED Stig

[@FiftySlades]

''He's kicked the patient'' Genius.

[@danyaalmohammad3006]

Dat thumbnail

[@chipdouglas9734]

He wants a munch

[@TheMiningEngineer]

i know right

[@basicallytomo5031]

"Being an ambulance man is a tough job" --Richard Hammond

[@kujokura]

"Until the government removes all speed bumps, we are all gonna die." - Jeremy

[@roxman199]

3:01 Best bit ever. Never laughed so much.

[@iamnatman]

"Picking up ill people and taking them to hospital" ... What a very "James" kind of motto. I love it.

[@zackariahgill1263]

i love the stigs reaction in 3:05 when he turns his head slowly back the other way like ( God Sakes )

[@finmiller6075]

5:23 Best part. I lost it at the point! 🤣

[@Jackacres02]

imagine getting into an ambulance and the paramedics go: ‘it’s a girl’ ‘well it’s a girl from where i am’ ‘it’s got a thing’

[@ethownzbh]

TRUST IN MEEEE

[@bigmanbarney1233]

so funny hehehee

[@totallynotmi6351]

2:45 I couldn't stop laughing

[@tranquilmagister8481]

when it breaks don't help :P

[@arcenalism]

wait what?

[@bayski1982]

United Kingdom cool

[@bayski1982]

Vel koz o

[@bayski1982]

Lol

[@NoNo_Notlikethat]

This is plainly and simply the most accurate representation of EMS I've ever seen on TV. Bravo, Top Gear!

[@DrewSavo]

0:50 Every mans reaction in that situation, and don’t pretend otherwise...

[@NationalismDjazair]

I would snif it to check if it moves

[@32a34a]

Seen this episode several times now still funny as hell. Might be my favorite. Love Stig in the beginning looking down at the "dead" guy he just towed out. Just hysterical.

[@bulman07]

They cut out Clarkson's catheter bits on Dave.Hammond's vomiting line still makes me laugh uncontrollably, every time since I heard it in the trailer

[@tumjee99]

Can anyone imagine getting killed by an Ambulance?

[@kathryndoyle7722]

It would be awkward

[@nathanchetram287]

+Captainconkerboy1 That is entirely true.

[@AllThoughts3rased]

Sorta ironic

[@genosho5574]

Irony at it's best...while getting run over by a hearse would be stupidly funny.

[@AnthroGearhead]

GTA 4

[@Patis.Vargas.]

" ... ¿is he focusing on getting the drip in... or is he focusing on..?" " ... thrust in meee... thrust in meeee... ¡ouugh! ¡¡holy mother of god..!!" ¡LOL! Jeremy, Richard and James are irreplaceable.

[@Leila555]

0:37 Bemused Stig is one of my favorite things, now.

[@matthewdouglas8368]

😂oh British people..

[@JetFalcon710]

If he could speak, he'd probably be saying something like "what the hell are you doing now"

[@MidasVoid]

1:00 in my throat is sore from how hilarious this is

[@chillie1590]

0:50 (lift up his/her pants.....) AAAAAHHHH!!!! :-/

[@電車でDick]

Chillie i think its a trap XD

[@dumbr2098]

Speirs the dumbass that's something else.

[@50calcaleb58]

she-male XD

[@callan7468]

It*

[@toxic2971]

@@callan7468 lol

[@ProfesorEngineer]

In the back of makeshift ambulances trying to preform a catheter operation XD Jeremy just staring at it "Trust in me; Trust in me..." XD classic top gear humour!

[@hamish2000412]

stuff like this won't happen again, might be on Amazon prime

[@jamesking4589]

Can we just appreciate how the old top gear had excitement,laughter,adventures? Other than this new one that makes the whole fun go down.

[@DAZUNIVERSALINDUSTREIS]

Exactly

[@shan5106]

3:32- “can you hear me? “Man, women no?”

[@keiji7059]

Shannon Norton alright breathing,put in... "dummy vomits"

[@Bhatz96]

"The hearsebulance coped brilliantly with the corners"

[@mert4675]

To all people who are reading this, have a nice Day :D

[@PelegPLT]

+Dein Vadder thank you ^^

[@RakanTaijo]

+Dein Vadder Thank you kind sir.

[@zikryzikry3569]

Thanks

[@gageridley2077]

Thanks! You too! :D

[@MatixSkiing]

+Dein Vadder thanks you too

[@mussadaqtahir1406]

Jeremy's laugh at 3:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinygalaxygamer5440]

He’s a steaming kettle

[@SC-hj3hq]

3:02 funniest shit ever

[@lollkollable]

3:45 either the stig has the worst neck I've ever seen or thats his balaclava

[@robertostappshadow3266]

0:49. they should've laughed when Hammond lift that figurines pants. 1:23. Whoa. 3:01. hahahahahahahaha.

[@enumaa4935]

'Funny! \o/. May: "You haven't started the stopwatch yet?". Clarkson: "Of course we have". May: "Well I haven't set off yet!"

[@jdpragmatic8644]

3:01 just perfect comedic timing right there

[@gibby3350]

4:14 TwwwwwwwwwwwwWEeeelve minutes! 😂

[@aranpedernales19]

"Oh get lost!" 🤣

[@niklasroth5200]

02:39 simply brilliant

[@MM-un7ti]

6:16 this one has meme potential, so im saving this dont mind me.

[@someasiandude4797]

"He's going to make it!" *guy's body falls on the floor properly killing him*

[@georgepetch4269]

the laugh at 3:00 has to be one of their best

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, it's great because it's genuine

[@herschelschueler]

3:02 is why I love Top Gear. Just a bunch of blokes doing things you imagined as a kid.

[@shrimpypyeah]

4:22 Thats the best pronounced "Porsche" from a non-german i've ever heard.

[@dynamix5119]

Is that how you pronounce it?

[@shrimpypyeah]

It is.

[@ImAnEmergency]

3:03 Hammond's reaction is pure gold

[@lockbotCRM]

Clicked because of Clarkson.

[@cosmecstink6336]

5:08. Yeah hes in troble the puke is litely coming out of its head. XD

[@jeremyfong5684]

3:14 “your lap time is going to be shocking”

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

4:45 - Dat pixelation tho...

[@markpeers44]

2:36 this entire segment gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@lalapaloozaable]

Is this a way of apology? Cause it's too late for bbc

[@DerekHartley]

What should they be apologising for exactly?

[@RachetsREVENGE]

+QWOPANCAKE I personally am a huge fan of Clarkson. But after the racial slurs and the assault on a producer, he got what was coming to him. If you were a CEO of a company, I bet you would fire someone who did this no matter how much fame or reputation they have.

[@lalapaloozaable]

+Wat they should've think that through, still trying to making money over them. Who's watching top gear now wiseass?

[@The786legend]

is it too late now to say sorry?

[@snowinowen4]

+TMhyp3r By racial slurs you mean "slopes" which I'm fairly certain has never been used in a racist way. Then there's the word mumbled in an un-aired recording. I always find his comments funny, he isn't afraid to speak his mind.

[@felixcatora4105]

"Trust, in meeeeee.."

[@TomouskiPlayz]

Watch Hammond's ambulance bounce at both ends 1:53

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Richard: a sensible design but some issue with everything flying around James: comfortable and quaint and if the patient doesn't make it, they already have the right car Jeremy: POWER!

[@MrMarioXP3648]

0:50 *AAHHH!* XD Richard’s reaction

[@gravitasanthem3026]

Hammond: Is he focusing on getting the dripit Or is he focusing on... Clarkson: ...trust in me...trust in me

[@conorlawlor3212]

2:00 to this day Hammond still doesn’t know how to get the blood out of the bag

[@AkiffHssn]

6:24 DEEP from Dr Jeremy

[@Norweigan-Might]

The hearse-bulance is perfect because when the patient dies, they can take it straight to the funeral home😂😂

[@MrJsch1305]

I'm laughing hysterically at Hammond's reactions, grunts, and yelps. He's really funny in this!

[@durodesduvo8424]

This is really funny- it made my morning. There's no point to be mad, cause this is a great clip, the boys will be back on Amazon prime, and who knows, new top gear might be pretty good.

[@cubscoutpack8288]

5:51 good job blurring

[@wesoyrozkurwiacz8263]

5:20 TOP GEAR VERSION OF REDTUBE

[@qksf1645]

1:24 "I miss Nickleby, Im coming inside." great subtitles lmao

[@viktorkhan8518]

Those ambulances don't take you to the hospital; they take you straight to heaven.

[@lucasstill8539]

AHAHAHAHA!!! 4:44 and 5:24 XD LOL, that's how I remember good 'ol Clarkson! These were the good days of top gear. No other top gear presentors will have the same chemistry that this trio have. I hope the BBC has realized its catastrophic error of eradicating them off top gear, as they were half the reason the BBC was being watched! 6:28 Good point! LOL XD!

[@ThisIsB1ssel]

I love the memories how good Top Gear used to be

[@anthonyjuaquinbugante5049]

"Im goona get killed by an ambulance"(that irony though) -Richard Hamond

[@conorlawlor3212]

And a hearse so he can just go in there

[@Tielormus]

pushes and forces guts back into the body, he starts puking "STOP VOMITING YOU IDIOT" i'm dead

[@3dgar7eandro]

THIS IS JUST UTTERLY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 While Watching CLARCKSON "taking good care of that patient junk" I almost choke on my own saliva!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaceallemang1968]

"So until this government gets rid of every single speed hump, we're all going to die" -Jeremy Clarkson RIP Top Gear. We all loved you

[@jordy2299]

This thumbnail has been haunting the crap out of my recommended

[@slimshadyjr9889]

Only Hammond’s ambulance was the right size to be an ambulance. Apparently Jeremy Clarkson has created the world’s first and only ambulance made by Porsche

[@yairratner2187]

2:28 "Being an ambulance man is a tough job" dude, I think they're called Paramedics

[@AdmLock]

"STOP VOMITING ON ME YOU IDIOT" *im dying*