Clarkson, Hammond and May's Most Major Meltdowns | The Grand Tour

[@thegrandtour]

What's been the worst place your car has broken down? 🧐

[@officialDASHCAMLCSO]

In the middle of the highway 🛣

[@Lburt07]

Outside the church. When there was a funeral. I was trying to jump start my SportKa when the bells where ringing.😬

[@Borkowsky1990]

I don't drive but my bus crashed on my way to work and I still got bollocking for being late. 🤷‍♂️

[@Nate00774]

At the traffic🚦lights😂, my car’s starter motor died and I held up a long queue of traffic for 15 minutes 🤣

[@nickpapadatos5263]

Cheating on my wife with the girl friend leaving her place

[@macman975]

James sitting in half a car with no engine, Hammond: "Does that affect the handling?". He has some brilliant one liners😂

[@DocHolliday3841]

Which episode was this? I don't recall seeing it

[@sleepycanadian8903]

@@DocHolliday3841 Grand Tour season 2 episode 11 it's their Feed The World special

[@MrGlennJohnsen]

@@sleepycanadian8903 I love that speical so much, there are so many funny moments.

[@sleepycanadian8903]

@@MrGlennJohnsen It's by far one of my favorites, I'd say up there with the Columbia special in Top Gear

[@fastlane1221]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@campbellstops4342]

I like how most of the videos are just James being mad at Jeremy

[@lordjim1933]

You say that as it were a bad thing.

[@bobbybobstar1496]

You seem surprised you plank

[@duongnhdn]

Because Hammond is "mild mannered".

[@spiderzvow1]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back HAIL SATAN!!!!!

[@unlimited8410]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back Notice how he does not refer to himself as The Lord, You were so close to the truth, yet you took him as a god

[@ArbitraryLiberator]

*"HAMMOOOOOOOND!"* Never gets old

[@nathancannon1470]

I always love that Hammond immediately starts laughing

[@kraftyfrog]

USE YOUR MIRRORS!

[@wimspreeuwenberg2516]

CLARKSOOOOONNNNNNNNN

[@dulldyl]

“I’m not gonna be competitive with you about who’s the coldest” “I’m the coldest!”

[@207robyn]

"we're all the lost-est"

[@Jtmissile]

Nevermind, look let's not get bogged down with whose fault it was.

[@dazzaboy04]

There's no getting bogged down is there it was you

[@bghoody5665]

[SPLASH]Bollocks![SPLASH] followed by Clarkson's wheezing and Hammond's giggling will never not be funny.

[@UltraVee0122]

Watching Jeremy and Richard just break down laughing is my favorite moment from the show.

[@nathancannon1470]

Jeremy saying “right” as he throws the rock back is arguably the most British thing I’ve seen

[@borris3768]

You stole this comment

[@jttyler6419]

​@@borris3768so? Still funny

[@FarmYardGaming]

can confirm

[@207robyn]

4:11 "there's two Cs here for believing that C could navigate" No matter how many times I've seen each episode, there is always something to laugh at

[@dustojnikhummer]

I thought he called himself a sea, not a cock lol

[@ergogrrl]

“Um…” “Um WHAT?!”

[@legojackstudios2635]

@@ergogrrl "I never knew. . . Namibia had two seas."

[@ergogrrl]

@@legojackstudios2635 “It has one C-one massive, *stupid* C who’s navigated us BACK WHERE WE STARTED!”

[@legojackstudios2635]

@@ergogrrl "No, it wasn't my---!"

[@rowanmelton7643]

Lmao at Hammonds "I think you're following him too closely"

[@LtRyanPYT]

James throwing that bit at Jeremy while in tow gave me a case of the giggles I haven't had in a while 😂😂😂

[@pritzbrah3983]

The fact that James threw sumn at Clarkson thru a window despite the entire front being open lmaoooo @ 3:32

[@mohammadahmad9258]

Well spotted😂

[@Moakmeister]

He needed vertical space

[@gregheffley9984]

0:00 S3E3 1:44 S1E10 2:28 S2E11 3:41 S1E7 4:42 S2E6 5:21 S1E10 6:08 S2E9 7:10 S2E11 8:04 S4E2

[@thesingingchild]

Thank you!!

[@alf3707]

3:41 is not that. Can find that part anywhere what would explain what is going on.

[@gregheffley9984]

​@@alf3707 the throwing thing is from S2E11, the beach is from S1E7

[@alf3707]

@@gregheffley9984 What year was it? Post 2016?

[@gregheffley9984]

@@alf3707 The buggies are from 2016, S2E11 is from 2018

[@theseageek]

1:22-1:23 Jezza’s screaming was so loud that, despite being beeped out, you could still hear the echo faintly in the background. Talking about the POWERRRRR in Jezza’s screaming.

[@Riverside_Railfan417]

Who the hell is jezza

[@theseageek]

@@Riverside_Railfan417 the genius whose genius can generate gravity and can frighten us all.

[@Riverside_Railfan417]

@@theseageek ok good to know, thanks

[@jttyler6419]

That's so funny 😂I had to keep replaying it over and was like wow you can hear them pipes yell 😂

[@matthew_natividad]

@@Riverside_Railfan417an orangutan

[@Jakko25]

What I love about Jeremy’s reaction to Richard reversing into him, is how mid shout he looks to make sure the camera is recording. He’s angry in the moment, but there is also a part of him that’s thinking this is golden, just like the old days

[@ameykanitkar9536]

Richard to James sitting in the half Mercedes ‐ "You're following him too closely" 😂

[@rebeccaashleyvanwyk9029]

"you muppet" 😂🤣 I blame these 3 for teaching me these phrases and because of these phrases, I use it on a daily 😂🤣

[@ronoccc]

Use it all the time in the UK!

[@petesmitt]

I used to believe everything they did was scripted but these interactions look very convincing..

[@kzuv7615]

There are no script they are just given a template of what to do where to go etc most of all of their conversation are adlib they learn how to talk about a mundane topic and make it last along as possible which we can't get to listen cause it's too long this doesn't apply to their Amazon show that thing is scripted

[@ICryWhenICum001]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20

[@timothydraper3687]

@@ICryWhenICum001 Sounds like fun.

[@andromidius]

There's still some scripting, but not all of it. Grand Tour specials seem the least scripted of them all, simply because of how big they are and the wild things that happen to them.

[@BM-wf9uf]

Some of it's scripted, but the banter and interactions are genuine.

[@Steefanari]

"This is a 400.000£ crane, why would you steer it with a piece of string?!" Well he does make a good point

[@TheAlps36]

I was never sure if he meant lb or £

[@connorbestbarlow1043]

I think he was referring to the weight of the crane

[@Steefanari]

@@connorbestbarlow1043 There is absolutely no chance that crane weighs 200 tons. Not even half of that.

[@RB-ow7mt]

@@Steefanari It's not even close to half that, haha. Imagine thinking that crane weighs that much.

[@derpinguin7003]

The more important question is, why hasn’t the sophisticated crane a release mechanism and relies on a string?

[@specialrelationship]

1:21 where Hammond just starts laughing . . . LOL

[@kuroinamida4630]

"HAMMOND YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTSLORRY!!"

[@decodolly1535]

Best will always be Hammond reversing into Clarkson and him yelling "You fucking moron!" so loud that it's still audible even though it's bleeped.

[@borris3768]

Reported.

[@AkiRalcolf]

​@@borris3768Oh grow up you Kevin

[@lekenollemoita9343]

This isn't a car show. It's a comedy show about three friends giving each other hell😅

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

Shit gear now is full of expensive cars and hosts that laugh at everything no longer the same anymore

[@cleverusername9369]

The cars are incidental

[@StrikeTheRoot]

these guys remind me of my kids sometimes. they definitely have graduated towards sibling behavior. Clarkson is the domineering older brother. Hammond is the youngest that gets into all the trouble and May, well May is the forgotten middle child, isn't he? Don't worry May, that was me as well.

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Can’t say I agree

[@jonathanoxlade4252]

Can definitely tell that clarkson is the alpha male untill he pissed off james may lol he sort of takes a step back 🤣 but you piss the Jezza off bad things happen

[@timothydraper6626]

Being one of three, they minutely but effectively annoy each other in the way that siblings do, and know each other well enough to know which buttons to press. 🙂

[@TwistedHound14]

"I hope you get bellheartsia of the ballsack!* makes me laugh every time

[@thegrandtour]

One of the most iconic The Grand Tour quotes there, for sure 😅

[@NatC3114]

"HAMMONDDDD!!!!" Meanwhile Hammond: Giggling and just burst out laughing

[@scsutton1]

3:06 is the single greatest thing ever said in the whole of human history.

[@Rattled76]

I am missing this show. I wish they could do more

[@AtheistOrphan]

New Norway special due in the summer.

[@artick6097]

They are getting old, nothing is forever

[@AtheistOrphan]

@George Washington - Interesting, but what’s that got to do with the video?

[@AliKazi]

@ArTicK I know thats really sad 😔 I grew up watching theses guys love hate relationships 😢❤️🤣 I still love them. They bring me joy watching their crazy adventures and arguments ❤️

[@justineakin5485]

@@AtheistOrphan It’s a bot.

[@damonpono8337]

7:11 this was top gear level

[@_jamesrayner_]

1:19 is by far my favourite "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOND" moment 😀

[@JackpotButtonLewis]

‘YOU F***ING MORON!’ ‘WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?!?!’ ‘USE YOUR MIRRORS!’ 😡🤬🤬🤬

[@speciale517]

Hammond's laugh/giggles when they start fighting

[@CursedInEternity92]

The "HAMMOND!!!" AT 1:20 gives me life lmao

[@devanman7920]

Jeremy throwing the rock at James's car and it judt bounces off haha

[@gregjorda3080]

My favorite clip...when James tries to drive off with the water tank behind him and splashes his self....gets me everytime

[@HeartMemory93]

"I don't respond well to shouting" 😂

[@migsv5803]

Hammond's "THIS IS SH*T!" got me laughing so hard 😂 8:38

[@danielclark4880]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YusufPetersenCPT]

this is what true love looks like

[@NeuroticPanda]

"I didn't know there were two seas." "There are two C's standing here now for believing that THAT C could navigate!" Brutal 😂

[@billyhendrix5544]

'this is a four hundred thousand pound machine why would you steer it with a piece of string' 😂😂😂

[@ryanmckinnon1544]

I only just noticed how genuinely furious Jeremy was when Richard crash into his jeep. It happened before when they where driving trucks in Burma, Jeremy was mad but not that mad

[@Filling_blanks]

Jezza says "you total smashed the front of my car up" like a 12 year old who has just had his new present ruined.

[@thandontantiso3744]

I got you. Like this if you get it

[@michaelglynn7010]

They get angry, but they love each other

[@fpvDRE]

haha the fishtank in one of my fav moments of all time 😂😂😂😂

[@4catmomma150]

I searched for Jezza, Richard and James when I got home from the worst day on record. Because you 3 are the ONLY THING that could make me laugh today. Mission Accomplished ❤️❤️❤️Thank you

[@AliKazi]

I grew up watching theses guys with their love hate relationship 😢❤️🤣 I still love them. They bring me joy watching their crazy adventures and arguments ❤️. Really helps me when I'm going through depression 🙃 🙂

[@TJSaw]

7:17 I can watch this all day 😂

[@ynic0rn]

😂 never get bored of grand tour and original top gear, and all the other shows they do 😆

[@dorgeshuun]

2:00 I don't like it when mommy and daddy argue...

[@grim653]

James getting soaked on that red Merc is the funniest thing.

[@KMVIndonesia]

That " so that quick release? Got it " 😅😅😅

[@fastlane1221]

I love these guys. They're the modern day 3 stooges 2.0 James car full of water is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣

"You Muppet"! OMG, when I need a good laugh (out loud), these guys are my go-to!

[@E4RLIES]

“Now let’s not get bogged down…” I use that so much 😂😂😂❤👌🏽

[@pranaysalgaonkar4225]

Jeremy:i didnt know there were two seas lmao the way jeremy is acting innocent in that scene

[@djsedits295]

You muppet is probably my favorite James line/delivery of anything

[@joeysworldsewer]

"WHY DONT YOU SOD OFF?" As an American I admire British slang so much.

[@seijisuzuki4197]

1:19 Clarkson : "HAMOOOOOOOND!!! YOU ****** MORON!"

[@posterunkowytv]

HAMMOND: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WHERE THERE

[@seijisuzuki4197]

@@posterunkowytv Clarkson : "HAMMOND!"

[@posterunkowytv]

@@seijisuzuki4197 CLARKSON: WHAT THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

[@Bupernox]

Hammond's line about the 2 C's was brilliant

[@charlotted6247]

I love James May. He is my favorite!!!

[@gbhtrain1325]

I love how most of the meltdowns are from James

[@sportmemer3178]

These won't ever get old

[@traviscarlson6718]

James: i hope you get Bellheartsia Of the Ballsack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 idk even know what that is but it was hilarious 🤣

[@capncayenne7011]

Mate, I don’t want to be that guy, but living in subsaharan Africa, I have to say - officially it’s called “Bilharzia”, a parasite that invades your organs and will kill you if left untreated. I, however, will hear after call it Bellbeartsia because it’s hilarious.

[@traviscarlson6718]

@@capncayenne7011 Omg i didnt know that But it sounds absolutely hilarious when james says it "I HOPE YOU GET BELLHEARTSIA OF THE BALLSACK"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@TheAlps36]

Bilharzia. It's an old name for a parasitic illness (schistosomiasis) caused by a flatworm. I certainly wouldn't want that in my ballsack

[@boahneelassmal]

0:50 i'm fully with james on that one and I didn't think that was funny even a tiny bit. My dad had his friend killed that way. Broke down on the motorway, had a look at the engine, someone rear ended him at low speed, the hood came down and broke his neck. If I had been James would've thrown that rock with much more force.

[@briocheman21]

you can hear the echo of jeremy swearing at 1:22

[@Valok]

"so thats a quick release?" "yea ..." "got it !" i love how anime like this situation looks. from the dialogue to the pose hammond strikes

[@uddu25]

Hammond riles up Clarkson every time on purpose😂

[@triggeredcat120]

Hamster driving a Silverado with flames on it.😂

[@troychristensen4646]

He is secretly an American.

[@maccaplays6921]

I think your following him to close gets me every time lmao to funny

[@mikumikuda]

James May getting wet on that Merc is just GOLD. I can never stop laughing whenever I watch that scene 😂😂😂

[@underworldguardian704]

I’m always surprised to see Hammond angry because he doesn’t look like someone to lose his cool easily.

[@notagain2856]

Oh you should see how mad he got at the van driver in the St Petersburg race

[@ethanramos4441]

What episode on the Grand Tour was it?

[@mattmac2488]

I'm thinking working with a guy like Clarkson would have an adverse reaction on someone.

[@probinson6111]

@@ethanramos4441 think it was the last or penultimate season of top gear.

[@ethanramos4441]

@@probinson6111 Oh I see but I’m asking for the episode on the Grand Tour when Hammond lost it on 8:31

[@Nishi804]

3:48 always gets me

[@spdutahraptor777]

3:41 you cut out the best part.... james' "CLARKSOOOOON!!!!" scream

[@thegrandtour]

You can satisfy your "CLARKSON!" needs right here 👀 kzbin.info6q3kLJPXHhM

[@spdutahraptor777]

@@thegrandtour hahahahaha jeez.... you guys are amazing

[@siphamandlamsomi3464]

❤❤❤ "USE YOUR MIRRORS"😂😂😂😂😂

[@kamilomar9134]

LOL - WONDERFULLY CHOREOGRAPHED CHAOS AND REACTIONS!!.

[@beyedubya7777]

"You mup-PIT!" 😂

[@muhammadalifsyafiq5317]

I'm just amaze even with all those bickering, shouting, being angry to each other and also some of them almost kill each other they still stick together as a trio and being legend in motoring world

[@martymeatball4615]

Gets me everytime after the ultranation. With James may after he gets hit by Hammond. He looks strait over to James lmfao 🤣 😂

[@jahiri_5988]

James just sitting back and watching Clarkson yell at Hammond cracks me up every time

[@atrucrime]

"Right" throws a rock 🤣🤣😂😂

[@abu269]

My jaws are hurting from laughing so much! I will miss the Grand Tour!

[@joek2430]

Namibia has two seas😂😂 Laughing out louder 😂😂😂

[@mastermindd]

"I think you're following him to closely" XD

[@FlashoftheBlades]

1:40 Oh, that’s just a dent, Jezza. It’ll buff out.

[@MrNazq8]

1:33😂😂😂😂

[@thegrandtour]

"USE YOUR MIRRORS!" 😅

[@fdc2023]

Best series on tv. We want more !!!

[@MarexKai]

Some of them felt really unscripted. They were properly frustrated. 😂

[@nascarfan88ta]

May getting douched by seawater will always be hilarious

[@millzinc3]

This is hilarious 😂

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

When the fab three swear they Manage to sound like gentleman or miss those days when they were messing about it was great enjoyment to watch them

[@tuteBitz]

Everytime Jeremy says 'Let's not get bogged down...' best believe he is not taking the fall for that.

[@Richardtv1968]

Stunning …… best qualifying everrrr!!

[@arjash2228]

Should've been titled "James May's Meltdowns" 😂

[@Lastkoss]

Such good friends aren't they. Haha

[@jamesmata2945]

hammond in that frickin ridicoulous monster truck is the funniest thing 😂

[@deepikapoddar2831]

The fact that 1:17 is framed just like Burma😂😂

[@Funcrashmalej]

1:17 Its like Hammond wanted to crash into Clarkson on purpose if he's laughing after that famous yell.

[@SagaSato]

7:13 James Got Soaked 😂

[@gavinperry8433]

Lol 1:22 ... Hammond just wants to watch the world burn

[@Ibethepappy]

I bet it handles like a dream. 😂😂😂

[@marksparkes1]

I will never ever……tire of watching these 3.

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

Hammond having a rant very funny