Darts Showdown in Smosh Vegas!

[@hannahproffitt3325]

“When I say I never miss, I never say where I aim”

[@cherrybombles]

*i* never miss... the darts miss

[@treyarmstrong5803]

Spelling error naever miss

[@nikkoa.3639]

10:08 btw

[@piccoloatburgerking]

Now that's a proffittable joke...

[@cassidyb.3531]

@@piccoloatburgerking The best thing to be addicted to

[@samturner6124]

As an English northerner, I can confirm that the name Spencer Agnew strikes fear into the hearts of all pub patrons

[@JesperoTV]

There ya go, a thousand likes for you :)

[@jamesjensen1760]

How is it just one comment on this comment with 2k likes

[@AliFareedMC]

@@jamesjensen1760 three

[@gwillypdawg]

Are you from leeds or some place else?

[@JoshEvo]

As another English northerner, I can also confirm this

[@vikashchaitram]

Coming back to this masterpiece after watching Fred Darts.

[@НикитаРогожин-п3б]

John Bullseye walked so Fred Darts could run

[@ChrisG_90]

I wasn't going to, but it's just been one of those days.

[@VGbeck22]

Did somebody say meatloaf?!

[@brightplaysgames8760]

Same

[@tahlialoughlin4403]

"This is gonna be the dumbest video we've ever made" Becomes, arguably,one of the most chaotically hilarious videos in Smosh history

[@wilfredolopez6957]

Fr

[@abstractfriends6722]

is aamazing

[@KayjaxMusic]

It's genuinely my favorite Smosh video of all time

[@sourwitch2340]

doesn't mean it isn't dumb lol the stupidity is hilarious!

[@spudmanii]

Spencer's hard commitment to obscure characters is always so good

[@lijiang1342]

Shayne is the real life guy the characters called Spencer

[@Skooterking]

@@lijiang1342 Spencer is the name of the guy playing bullseye, shayne named the character after him

[@runawayredmin8263]

@@lijiang1342 Spencer was the doctor, its Spencer's monster

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

I think im having a stroke

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

wat🫠

[@Conklin03]

I love how when John Deadeye "gets" a bullseye he just says "That's why they call me John." It's such a simple joke but I love it.

[@8Rincewind]

Do you mean John Bullseye?

[@AayanKhattak]

Timestamp?

[@llokusts]

@@AayanKhattak 10:18

[@HinrikS]

Did the Bullseye get cut, or was the joke really that great, and the poor editor missed it? I suppose we'll never know....

[@twk4977]

Bullseye*

[@imjaredim1932]

Spencer Agnew might honestly be my favorite smosh character ever

[@seansilveiro2463]

100%

[@wolfslayz167]

It’s even funnier with the real Spencer Agnew there

[@arzen2816]

By far

[@quentingandee]

he sound EXACTLY like napoleon dynamites brother i forgot his name

[@roasta9013]

@@wolfslayz167 where?

[@allisonvanvugt822]

Shayne: This is the stupidest video we’ve ever made Clearly he’s forgotten about “Too many Owen Wilson’s” 😂

[@jdwmyt]

Q: How do you drown a Hipster? A: In the mainstream.

[@BrandonLandrum]

I forgot about it and I just rewatched it and how did they get 6 minutes from that wow

[@psicoparkita]

Im not gonna lie, Spencer and John Bullseye alone might have won over too many Owen Wilsons haha. Adding Strengthfried just ensured it be more stupid haha. Egg being the most sane 1 should let us know how stupid, but fun this was haha

[@Vb98765]

Every bird ever?

[@EStramel09]

Wow

[@roguenerd6858]

Shayne: **subtly references “An American Werewolf in London”** Spencer: “Sick Raefrence.” 🤣

[@shoverload5135]

Shayne isn’t in this video

[@dr-wn9xc]

@@shoverload5135 or Spencer

[@brandonshultz8943]

His name is, Spenser Agnew 😎

[@SCUMMY4205]

That's the best part of the video 😂

[@chopper7891]

I thought that was about The Slaughtered Lamb pub from WoW

[@ToastyCas]

The Chosen’s first words ever were “I think you’ve all made a massive mistake by coming here today”. Absolutely iconic

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

He was in a video before this

[@kyelue]

@@LORDUnLuCkY13which one?

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

@@kyelue "Playing Blackjack in Viva Smoshvegas"

[@Jack_Ss]

When does he coin the name The Chosen?

[@bruhandthemoments7445]

​@@Jack_SsI think it'll be in a tntl

[@rndiaz91]

“This is one dumb huevo” SENT ME!!

[@skaterdude189]

"Oh I'm sorry hueva"

[@whoisriley]

sent you where?

[@EmaS0226]

Lmaooooo 😂 same

[@ellithejoker1046]

The people who do subtitles for these videos are worse than the auto generated subtitles, they couldn’t even catch that

[@AndrewJW]

Juevo

[@Kimmywilk]

SPENCER “HITTING” THE BULLSEYE AND SAYING “That’s why they call me John!” I CANNOT-

[@michaelroy6630]

I just realized that 😂 thank you

[@whoisriley]

you cant what?

[@somename3424]

@@whoisriley she cant even

[@hanaphelps9971]

Shaynes character is a kid we a knew in high school lol 😂

[@lambsauc324]

There's a word for that kid, I think chuunibyou

[@crashkun8479]

But also he is still that guy at a local gamestore.

[@Fobia17]

ALL of Shayne's characters are someone we knew in high school

[@anicoleww]

Most definitely

[@thejayaguilashow7941]

I was that kid 😎

[@huntxr111]

spencer really perched on that stool and spouted nonsense for 16 minutes and i loved every second of it.

[@Yammenkow]

Back here watching this unforgettable slice of "new smosh" history, 2 years after its debut. Shayne and Sarah's exchange early on, culminating in "this is one dumb huevo", really set the stage for the madness to come, and it does not disappoint. I think this was the second appearance of The Chosen (before he even had that name), establishing him up as a recurring character. Also an early character appearance from (real) Spencer proving his worth as onscreen talent in addition to crew. Sarah's egg character is so simple yet so iconic that it's still in her twitter bio after leaving Smosh. We've got Ify and Spencer bragging their skills while failing miserably, Shayne unable to keep it together in the face of his own jokes... it's perfection. This is an all-timer.

[@almondjoy_4628]

For sure. I don’t think there’s a point while watching this video when I’m not laughing, everyone is so funny, and this is probably one of their most chaotic videos

[@pamelah1220]

🤌🏼

[@chase1678]

This comment... such an academic voice, reads like the intro to a making-of documentary. Exactly what this masterpiece of a video deserves

[@Yammenkow]

@@chase1678 well thanks! Tbh i wrote it in the middle of the night, but I guess that's also the same hour when I used to write papers in university so maybe there's something to that

[@VioletDegenerate]

“What do you play to?” Shayne: “to the death..”

[@leahchapmanfilm]

to the pain

[@WinterCamryn]

Spencer / John Bullseye looks like he listens to Evanescence "Bring Me To Life" for the male vocals

[@Rusty2FTW]

He's like a discount version of the villain from "Daredevil." I think he was called "Bullseye."

[@brocadeplayer9183]

@@Rusty2FTW yeah i wonder why? 😒

[@comandantethorn9929]

when he was doing hes poses i was going in my mind "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDEEE "

[@comandantethorn9929]

i still cant with the fact that bring me to life was actually in the daredevil movie KJSDAHFJKLASDFHASD

[@IAmZamuel]

Shayne really trying not to go crazy after hitting 25 on his first shot almost had me in stitches.

[@quinnlee-newbury9003]

I like that Ify's character keeps increasing his strength even though throwing too hard is his main problem

[@switchitwithdc3612]

I love how Shane as Spencer is just him saying "the age I became a man" to every number and laughing at hs own jokes, so basically he's actually being himself 😂

[@kellyobrien359]

14:22 “I’m incapable of feeling stress because I play eve online” is one of the best lines I’ve ever fucking heard

[@MithrilSqueegee]

Lol as a 7-year indy player I fucking wheezed

[@HorrorDiva01]

Would you pls explain it to me?

[@MithrilSqueegee]

@@HorrorDiva01 Eve Online is a sci-fi MMO game that is notorious for its relentless players. It can be an extremely stressful yet also incredibly fun game. I once lost 4 years of progress in less than a second, but that's the fun and the risks; where other games are gentle and rewarding, EVE tests you and allows you to lose everything at a moment's notice, which can be a very beneficial, yet stressful learning experience in the game. It's easily one of the most fun games on the planet, if you've got a good crew and good friends to play with. You'll come to find they're a second family in no time

[@HorrorDiva01]

@@MithrilSqueegee aww, the end sounds nice, I might try it later even if it's as stressful as you say.

[@MithrilSqueegee]

@@HorrorDiva01 the best tip to thoroughly enjoy the game, is to not get too attached to material things, and instead try to enjoy the fun and the crazy adventures you can take! Everybody, at some point, loses a lot of belongings in the game due to other players blowing you up and stuff, which can sting and deflate you a little sometimes if you're not a PVP player, especially since the game's economy is 100% player-driven. But if you just shrug it off and enjoy the game for its camaraderie and adventure, you'll never have a more fun time 🥰

[@nandini1740]

I've never laughed this hard bro

[@avigajoo5452]

SAME

[@fatmambodje2944]

Time to go

[@jacksonrivard2068]

Same

[@oldonesapostle3896]

Same

[@methier2843]

Shayne sounds like a mix of Nick Cage and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

[@rachelwiesbrock]

YESSS!!! I was trying to pin point the accents! hahah

[@Jay-st6sl]

When Shayne started talking Kip's face instantly appeared in my mind

[@nochannelhere484]

He sounds like nick cage from lord of war

[@gabaghoul4492]

It’s that barefoot survival guy for sure

[@kerstiesweeney]

Very accurate character voice description. I'm really hearing Kip, but Nick Cage is there too. 😄😄😄

[@jakewheeler6678]

I had to come back and rewatch this after the new one just came out. Spencer still kills it with his impressions.

[@Slashycent]

I love how Strengthfried actually hits the highest possible score you can throw with one dart, better than the desired bullseye, and their only reaction is "Ohh, that's a triple!" lol.

[@ethankramer7923]

ikr, like it almost caught him up with the chosen

[@AprilWhelan00]

Shane’s face when hes trying to keep in his laughter adds 5 years onto my life every time

[@shafiquashairaproova967]

You're gonna be immortal in a few weeks..😂😂😂

[@TheBeckinator2000]

You are eternal now

[@TXN_13]

Shaynes not in this video wym

[@Christiangirl727]

My favorite thing about Shayne is that Shayne laughs at Shayne more than anyone else laughs at Shayne 😂😂😂

[@Knucklebone22]

Shayne breaking character and trying not to laugh as Spencer Agnew gives me seratonin.

[@trxppyedits2155]

This 1 hit different for some reason. That whole sequence with iffy switching minds with his pet tiger then Spencer taking back his offer of leaving his hand in front of the board, to iffy growling at shayne and shayne not even flinching was too much for me

[@babayaga96792]

That shit was pretty good huh my boi

[@Karragh]

Came here after sarah described this as one of her comfort videos on the recent smoshcast

[@techattack6803]

Spencer Freakin' Agnew is the best. My man was trying to make a WoW joke and just collapsed out of shame halfway through.

[@Dark0neone]

"just because you're in alliance territory--" it always gets me.

[@temptemp217]

@@Dark0neone It feels like a meme template

[@zobeeeeee]

I can’t get over the fact that Spencer is wearing a swimming cap instead of a bandana and it’s killing me😂😂

[@GardnerStevenD]

"The crows will assist you today, but I can't promise they will tomorrow." - Spencer Agnew

[@jaysmyth7353]

I love the fact that they couldn't give them actual darts, they're too dangerous to trust hahaha

[@SapkaliAkif]

Might be an insurance thing because they are actors and these things are complicated

[@Ba-kt6ju]

I mean did you see the way they were acting? Of course they can’t have real darts haha 😂😂

[@mug281]

John Bullseye: *forces himself to get a bullseye* Also John Bullseye: “That’s why they call me John.”

[@YeseniaThomas0316]

I love Shaynes character and the fact that his name is Spencers name

[@meganancla]

the amount of chaotic energy i am absorbing in 2am is alarming

[@Aoife_Clancy]

Literally same, well I'm 15 minutes ahead of you 😂

[@tiller972]

i want so badly for john bullseye to come back in another video. the absolute chaotic energy of all these characters together is perfection 😂

[@kendal5042]

I've rewatched this video so many times, and here i am, watching it again lmao

[@hansikursch484]

I come here for 14:38 It's funny without fail every single time.

[@kendal5042]

...here i am watching it AGAIN

[@kendal5042]

ah its time again, hello old friend

[@vigge111111]

@@kendal5042 you better keep updating this comment every time you come back here. Cus I relate so much to this

[@kendal5042]

@@vigge111111 oh of course, and now that I'm here, time to add another tick to the tally lol

[@star0kat]

Reliving this masterpiece after the new darts video.

[@LilBoyTasmanKim]

Sponsered by Kirkland

[@krhodes866]

Strengthfied: I’m gonna switch brains with my tiger Shayne: ah a fellow Druid

[@lubytuseday]

The age Shane became a man: 17, 7, 9, 27, 23 The age Shane ✨legally✨ became a man: 18

[@empsam6578]

"John Bullseye never misses" See the first seconds

[@McBehrer]

he didn't say anything about the darts missing though

[@flamingscolipede2330]

These 4 characters together are the one friend group in high school that everyone knows but nobody talks to

[@MissMusicQueen101]

“You have the energy of a feral cat” is an incredibly underrated line. 11:31

[@kelsoanngames]

RIP Spencer’s knees after squatting on the stool for most of this video 😂

[@ItBePatYo]

I think you mean John Bullseye... :p

[@Slowsilv]

Holy shit spencer agnew is the greatest character smosh has created.

[@tasajs9056]

I loved the crew laughing in the back. Everyone was just full out laughing. Sarah 3 for 1 special didnt work out 😆

[@Ms.Anonymous]

2:47 I love how The Chosen and John Bullseye are perched up like a gang behind the school and there's just egg

[@kira-dk2mx]

Spencer's ability to radiate sadness without changing his expression is amazing.

[@meghannicole1474]

Sarah: "Yay, 7 points!" Shayne/Spencer: "The age I became a man." Me: "In the McDonald's play pen?" 😂

[@gamehunter88]

Ify: "7 is still too old for the McDonald's playpen"

[@gamehunter88]

@Iaya Bell yea, im thinking shayne/Spencer in this case though

[@tater3234]

I feel like Sarah kept detracting away from their characters by asking genuine questions as herself instead of playing along. literally so damn annoying.

[@temptemp217]

I mean... Have you not watched Red Sparrow?👀

[@katiehackett1324]

Sarah's cute little "yaaay, four" at 12:59 killed me 😂

[@mattlololololol]

viva smosh vegas might be my favorite series that smosh has ever produced. This is INCREDIBLE content

[@jamesonhiggins]

“This is one dumb heuvo” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@OhDannyBoy512]

Shayne: “Well balanced” *immediately misses* 😂😂😂

[@alucarddelta6576]

if this is them with kid safe darts i would lov to see them play corn hole or those giant tic tac toe boards for out side

[@jenewok]

Yes, cornhole!

[@melmacianmage]

ASMR Roleplay: Spencer Agnew trains you in his dojo

[@Sopraltoraptor]

Shayne's "Spencer" is like if Nic Cage played Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

[@steveharvey4267]

OMG that is so perfect

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

4:16 I love that Shayne makes jokes so funny even he can't hold back his laughter

[@MrBananaCheeks]

“That was the most intense 1 point I’ve ever seen!” Until today’s new dart episode

[@eolsunder]

uh, thats TWO points.

[@bubonic019]

Count your blessings

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"I'm egg" what an eggscellent Ted talk, Sarah

[@draisens]

The egg joke. Every time.....

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? A: Clean Jokes!

[@karisno12]

@@jdwmyt ha ha

[@WorkingxClassxPunk]

I swear, the wardrobe at SMOSH has to give an extra +50 Insanity to their stats

[@Jojimbo009]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

[@Deathconjust]

I want a 4-part Netflix series based on The Chosen.

[@misswilwarin8829]

Shayne nerding out as The Chosen while also being hella impressive with his dart skills is one of the hottest things I've ever seen.

[@fedrickmendoza9906]

11:51 Me: is.. is he krumping? "This is the power of krumping" Me: "I knew it"

[@emilyney9703]

shayne trying not to laugh at his own jokes is the funniest thing

[@joshfarmer8408]

I hope that after enough smosh Vegas episodes we have a compilation of all there characters

[@squilly4148]

The Chosen making a near bullseye at his very first throw was absolutely insane 😂

[@mourningdewey]

i just love that the chosen's name is canonically spencer agnew

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Ify's basically just a member of Smosh now and I'm happy for him.

[@carolefrazier9998]

I love Spencer's chaotic energy from this. Lol those he did scare me a bit when he almost fell. Glad he sat properly after that.

[@moopboopbloop6577]

Alright, John’s definitely sus. Those last three throws were too perfect for Spencer to not have been faking the whole time...

[@AndrewB23]

He was like two feet away lol

[@brandonmitzel4481]

Why this video doesn’t have over a million views is beyond me. I’ve watched so many times and still laugh hysterically

[@hinasakukimi]

its so good

[@Helixdrex]

same lol

[@dialena4418]

Happy to bring the good news

[@TheLegendMith798]

Completely forgot that Chosen's real identity is SPENCER💀

[@rattfink99]

shayne laughing at his own jokes makes them funnier

[@Akshayyy14]

I have been watching smosh for over 5 years and this is by far the funniest video they have produced 😂 I’ve rewatched the video 5 times

[@kevinorleans961]

Yeah this one and the show with no name episode ghost pepper chip challenge where shayne eats a push pop while courtney and noah suffered 😂

[@GabrieldasNevess]

agreed hahahahah so fcking funny I can't stop laughing

[@howieisbored]

Man, this incel character shayne does legitimately gives me stomach cramps from laughing so much!

[@dooplets._.5776]

4:45 i love that spencer's dart is so ridiculously off that it spins midair and still hits fine

[@talkingdeads]

"I’m incapable of feeling stress because I play eve online” is one of the highest moments of comedy in the 21st century

[@mysunflowers7]

When Sarah said, "Im egg," with that huge smile on her face, I got super happy. I love her. What a cutie.

[@ProxyResearch]

Love how Bullseye nearly never drops out of character. Classy dude. Very edgy.

[@cailahhall9894]

Every time someone missed the dart board, I wheezed even harder. I almost couldn’t breathe for a full three minutes, nobody else makes laugh like these guys do😂😂😂

[@br4dyv]

I like how clearly someone knew the darts rule cause they started at 301 and went down, but I assume that same person knew that you start a 501 and thought “nah that will take too long” but at what point during the game did they think “should’ve started at 101”

[@TSKyanite]

Well, they're just different rulesets, 301 and 501

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@TSKyanite not that different and they didn't have the double out or even the double in

[@masongreen431]

Also Shayne busted on the last throw so he shouldn't have won yet

[@izznt]

John bullseye is the guy from the old antipiracy commercials that would download a car or something

[@TheMissAppel]

"The competition is getting stiffer. Luckily I'm incapable of feeling stress, since I play EVE Online" This line is so hilarious XD

[@kibi3072]

Egg: you have the energy of a feral cat John Bullseye: *spastically jumps*

[@AndrewJ]

Madonna, Kurt Cobain, Tom Cruise and Morpheus play darts.

[@dooplets._.5776]

This is still my favorite smosh video, but the new darts video makes for some good competition, john bullseye vs fred darts would make for quite the competition

[@andrec.fennell9255]

They're all so deep into character its incredible

[@theabreetz13]

The Dislikes are currently 7. They need to stay that way. The age Spencer became a man.

[@iHeart4U]

It got to 55 :(

[@kyleschermerhorn8861]

Now it’s 88... the day he became a woman

[@lancemundo4855]

Now it's 117, the year he reincarnated.

[@Throwdownerx10]

This joke sadly didn't age well

[@theabreetz13]

@@Throwdownerx10 i figured it wouldn't

[@theat4634]

Bullseye saying I recend my offer gets me everytime 😂

[@alexandersimmo7033]

I’d never even really watched smosh. Then I saw the “classic mistake” clip and It was the hardest I’d laughed in like a month. Like 10 hours of smosh content later, Spencer Agnew really is something special !

[@jormasshow]

This is literally one of the best videos but it’s so underrated

[@hannahjones8139]

I love that more of the crew is joining the cast and they’re just throwing caution to the wind.

[@janaloff]

this genuinely is one of the most entertaining videos i've seen in a WHILE 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Karina-hm6ju]

Alternate title: 4 people being stupid with a dart board and a party city shopping spree

[@hannahfisher4342]

I haven’t laughed this hard since silent library 😂

[@kawaiwatermelon]

*"You have the energy of a feral cat"* is probably my favorite quote from the video

[@tlm19670]

I come back to this video constantly I think it may be one of the all time greats from smosh