America Used to Think Bat People Lived on the Moon

[@atlascove1810]

as a brit, I wince at the concept of a newspaper named "the sun", they've been practically banned in Merseyside due to terrible journalism.

[@edkrakenn]

And because, despite what the accent suggests, the Scouse are somehow the most intelligent people in this country

[@atlascove1810]

@@edkrakenn they gave us the beatles, what do you expect?

[@alexandergangaware429]

The lunar bat people were observed looting corpses and wizzing on paramedics, as per The Sun's report

[@eternalsummer8409]

They call themselves the sun, but only Page 3 can blind you

[@olivercopeland5438]

Wow I’m surprised how much people could believe given the right circumstances back then, even in the 1800s

[@valley5882]

I’m surprised what people can believe even now a days given the right circumstances… Believe me, you can be an intelligent reasonable person but when you’re in the middle of the woods with village people telling you how they’ve seen the leprechaun and to be careful (and they seem honest), you really start to question yourself on such things… Even if they did saw something (not what they believe necessarily, but they may have seen *something* )

[@mrslasher1064]

I don't think there's bat people on the moon,I know there's bat people on the moon Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldron just didn't find any because they were all on vacation to the lake at the center of the moon,that's a no brainer honestly...

[@Cree8Ball]

Dude, you're right. It's all coming together, now

[@epicboxx3838]

People be like: HA! IDIOTS! Also people: MILKCRATE CHALLENGE! (Breaks spine) DEVIOUS LICKS! (Gets fined)

[@aeonmatter6976]

Ah yes, the bat people

[@Cree8Ball]

Ah yes, of course. What else would it be?

[@hhgff778]

Before we start laughing at them, keep in mind even people today believe that the Earth is flat and all space futage is CGI, and that Mark Zuckerberg wants to mind control us trough a vr game with not so good looking graphics.

[@valerieannrumpf4151]

So even back then, people were making stuff up.

[@flexworshipper7541]

This writer invented speculative biology lol

[@vivaelbetis2086]

im loving this channel

[@Cree8Ball]

Thank you, my man, I appreciate the kind words

[@garganrose]

So if this was true would the bat men of the Moon have their own Gotham City and if so does that mean that it's protector is person man?

[@Cree8Ball]

Their protector would be Man Bat, actually, but yes

[@garganrose]

@@Cree8Ball but Earth's Gotham City already has a Man-Bat.

[@andrewvanhorne4359]

​@@garganrose He lives here. He just has to commute to work

[@azfk]

Are you telling me bat people don’t live on the moon?

[@Elijah_Yinkledoink]

I mean I don't believe in goats, so I don't know what you're talking about when you call them "regular".

[@Cree8Ball]

I don't blame ya, man. They seem suspect, for sure

[@demolisherman1763]

You have such a wonderful and unique style!

[@hagfish4998]

When will the next starscapes episode come out?

[@Cree8Ball]

It's gonna be the next video I publish. So hopefully by the end of next week.

[@alchemicmercury]

I have never been so proud of my country.

[@ticklezcat5191]

Honestly bat people would be a good idea for the moon, since with the lower gravity they'd have no problem flying.

[@redmonsoon7214]

I mean...if I thought the batfam were up there, y'know , including the incredibly hot Nightwing and batwoman . I'd want to believe it too

[@macandcheese7632]

Should have gone further and said his articles are just for fun and he will be making more.

[@Cree8Ball]

That would've been cool, yeah

[@tonyaustin6642]

how long intell the next galaxy episode is released?

[@Cree8Ball]

If all goes according to plan, it'll come out next week. Even if it takes a bit longer, it will be the next video I release

[@tonyaustin6642]

@@Cree8Ball question did you take my suggestion or not?

[@tonyaustin6642]

@@Cree8Ball question did you take my suggestion? just wondering

[@Cree8Ball]

@@tonyaustin6642 sorry, I'm having trouble recalling which suggestion was yours

[@tonyaustin6642]

​@@Cree8Ball the astroid one want me to repost it?

[@papakarrbear3767]

Wait they ain’t looking at the moon, it was the justice league hq

[@foisopracurtir6389]

It had Unicorns but not bunnies? Cleary fake! lol

[@RaQ-hx3iz]

What do you mean used to?

[@Just_call_me_Billy]

I really wish this was real

[@jadenamoako5731]

Do the teeming universe

[@Cree8Ball]

Yeah, I can do that. Maybe in the next few weeks.

[@beridot2615]

are you saying they dont?!

[@Cree8Ball]

I have some terrible news for you 😔

[@BasementDweller_]

Epic.

[@lostcauselancer333]

So you’re claiming (without evidence) that bat people DON’T live on the moon? Where are they from, then? (Editted for spelung)

[@Cree8Ball]

I have reason to believe they live RIGHT HERE ON EARTH

[@bequemjoe]

Yo Unicorn!

[@Cree8Ball]

Yo, pretty crazy, huh?

[@zivanara1781]

hell yeah bat people

[@Cree8Ball]

Hell yeah, my guy

[@edkrakenn]

Im a bat people truther ngl

[@Cree8Ball]

Yeah, my working theory is that the Moon Landing wAs faked, but only to protect the privacy of the bat people

[@giannymarx4434]

Bar

[@comradeghostboi7989]

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[@donovania138]

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