American Dad - CIA Technology (Compilation)

I’ve told you time and again that AIDS was the FBI.
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[@PHX787]

That scientist's love of brownies never fails to make me laugh

[@seand.g423]

I mean, if he can pilot _that_ mech with _only_ physical controls, he's _earned_ them, let's be real.

[@Joaquin546]

Also helps Francine makes a never ending brownie pan! 😂

[@matt13r1]

BROWNIES!

[@Tigerman1138]

@@seand.g423So powerful and so tactile. Love it.

[@conntoons_4848]

I don’t blame him

[@themanwiththeannoyedface3774]

Jackson: What was in that tea? Bullock: A very light opiate. But that has nothing to do with the visions your seeing. Patrick Stewart is such a gem

[@vaultboy5492]

they be sippin lean

[@21austro98]

Very well saiki

[@andrewbloom7694]

Appearently he was hired specifically for that, they right lines soley to make him say utterly insane shit in his fancy Picard voice, and he always nails it.

[@religiousabuse]

dude love your profile picture

[@AnneHathawayRules]

WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP NOW YOU ICE QUEEEEEEN??? 😂😂😂

[@grease_monkey6078]

my fave CIA tech has to be the never sleep pill, I would love to be constantly energized and do more stuff 24 hours a day

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

Until you inevitably are killed by sleep deprivation in about a week

[@suli0786]

@@thecommunistdoggo1008 well no because stan and francine were on the pill for a good few weeks. the CIA said that the pill would basically make you feel like you slept properly so there is no downside to it.

[@thecommunistdoggo1008]

@@suli0786 Feel like you've slept and actually having slept are two very different things. The brain and muscles need sleep to recover from intensive use. Sleep is necessary to survival and there is no way around that. Only explanation is the cartoon is stretching what is possible to an unrealistic extent. In reality those pills exist, it's called cocaine. Jokes aside they would kill you in less then 2 weeks

[@pablocruz5613]

I give you 11 days before you die. Sleep deprivation is NO JOKE, experiments were done and in just 2 days with 0 sleep, your cognition starts to deteriorate.

[@turbovictime7672]

Yeah that's meth for you

[@jackharper7002]

I don’t know why but the way Roger so casually breaks Haileys arm always has me in stitches

[@bmo5177]

stitches lmao?

[@Knownwhale462]

Damn so sorry to hear that, where'd you need stitches? And I hope you recover quick!

[@johnsegota4494]

@@Knownwhale462 its a metaphor lol

[@christopherbeattie3126]

You are not alone. Great minds think alike

[@Kaluka101]

@@christopherbeattie3126 But fools hardly differ.

[@beware3586]

Omg Bullock shredding the guitar on a skyscraper to summon a storm almost killed me. I was eating. Now im trying to remember how to breathe and cleaning food off my desk.

[@Sam-dd8cl]

Your comment made my day. Thank you

[@beware3586]

@@Sam-dd8cl I am warmed to hear that my suffering had some benefits.

[@crazy406chris2]

How else do you summon the combined might of thor and Zeus at the same time

[@swaglevi4315]

@@crazy406chris2 by challenging thor to a eating contest and scream at olympus that zeus can no longer hide behind the skirts of athena

[@tonyroach6297]

too funny 🎸

[@robowolfgaming8775]

Stan: "He's cold..." Klaus: "Well, I am German" I don't know why, but I found that really funny

[@decepticonleadermegatron5239]

Because Germans are funny

[@mastermonarch]

@@decepticonleadermegatron5239 especially between 1939 and 1945 histerical

[@fumafuma0323]

Omg I found someone with the same Profile picture lol

[@vamirion8735]

@@decepticonleadermegatron5239 do people really think Germans are? I tought we had people with the darkest humor on earth here

[@decepticonleadermegatron5239]

@@vamirion8735 it’s a joke, no one really thinks that

[@mr.skippy4898]

Bullock kills it every time with that Full House reference, turning water into cocaine or when shredding riffs from his guitar while summoning a storm off of a building. True God tier character.

[@jeremyanderson1139]

Bullock's classmate and gay lover was voiced by Thomas Brodie-Sangster, who also voiced Ferb on Phineas and Ferb

[@benivinson3693]

Ferns later years were weird

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Thanks for that

[@themanwiththeannoyedface3774]

Great, now I'll never get that mental image out of my head

[@idkissausername1667]

oh...

[@wak69]

So Ferb didnt get with vanessa in this timeline?

[@tentayeprimo6674]

Bullock is the best boss, letting the CIA have an unlimited budget for wacky inventions they only use once

[@dwoodman26]

Kinda reminds me of James Bond 🤔

[@swagmaster699]

Where do I apply?

[@CollinMcLean]

Just like the real CIA

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

@@CollinMcLean only instead of over throwing democratic governments, they are partying and having fun

[@CollinMcLean]

@@vampiregamingyt8754 Just like Weird Al

[@hollowgaming477]

“But as it turns out Dr. Whitesman is a big fan of $20” had me rolling

[@StoneOcean24]

Bullock shredding on a multi-story building while a tornado has been made is metal as fuck

[@jesusmunera2855]

Is brutal!

[@yourdedcat-qr7ln]

This sentence is metal

[@ivory9494]

22:47 the fact that Bullock is voiced by Patrick Stewart, who starred in star trek during the 80s and 90s elevates this joke to a new level.

[@SporeTres]

And Picard got laid. A lot.

[@RonJohn63]

Only for kids.

[@williamlawrence6190]

The look on bullock's face when he saw God's autograph is priceless

[@AnatoDragonshard]

Protistans only.

[@micahschmitz859]

4:39 A voice actor, who is possibly one of the greatest to ever make "animal sounds", just sitting going "youp youp" is hilarious"

[@wingedbluj1674]

Imagine the look on DBB's voice when they told him to purposefully bad rabbit sounds.

[@ShadNex]

Flat earther

[@Jupiterninja95]

That's Dee Bradley Baker?!?!

[@RandomManIncorperated]

​@@Jupiterninja95Yes It Is

[@RyanKufang1]

I’ve told you time and again AIDS was the FBI I love the anger in his voice

[@whiteeye3453]

Was aids fbi and not uncontrollable sex with gays?

[@phantomform4171]

I love how the jokes are suppose to be "there's no way they have this tech but they do." Like chem trails and weather control. But then they used a highly charged UAV in the middle east this summer to make it rain to fight high temperatures.

[@e19639092]

Eggzactly

[@amirriddle]

They’ve been making it rain for years but yeah I get what you are saying

[@smallmud5457]

Wait what, we can do that?

[@tomc.5704]

@@smallmud5457 Kind of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding But all we're doing is inducing rain. We can't create moisture. We just try and get what's already there to condense into large enough droplets.

[@brucebaxter6923]

Citation needed

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

The first clip, I can't deny, I would 100% be the guy working on the mech on the other side of the room that screams, "BROWNIES!!!", gets in the mech and charges over the grab the container. And I am not ashamed to admit it.

[@chippydippy1530]

Let’s be honest a lot of people would lmao

[@seand.g423]

Honestly, with piloting skills like _that,_ wtf even is there left _to be_ ashamed of?

[@MrClassiccarenthusia]

0:35 - Having worked with engineers most of my life in the electronics, IT, infrastructure and most recently automotive sectors. I can confirm that this is accurate.

[@devilpupbear09]

Anything for BROWNIES!

[@long_chin_man]

B R O W N E E E S

[@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica]

What they did like 40 years ago made be believe they wouldn’t like brownie

[@DurbanPriest]

Yes we love our brownies. Diablo brownies are crack

[@MrClassiccarenthusia]

@@DurbanPriest Before the unfortunate incident of 2020, back when I was working for a division of Supermicro, we had a visit from Intel. They'd just brought out a new Xeon Scalable model range, and they brought with them chocolates, little cakes and indeed, brownies. The cakes were small CPU shaped, with the Intel logo, 486 DX logo, wafer lithography, PCB circuitry etc stenciled on them. Everyone went mad for those little cakes, I remember the foreman from the assembly floor came upstairs demanding to know where the cakes were. Then dove into the meeting room to grab some. I was in the technical sales department at the time. Watching this lunacy unfolding: 👁️👄👁️

[@HannibalKantter]

Francine has always seem smarter than what she apparents to be. She knows she's hot and can and will use that to get her way. Hell, she might had been an amazing spy for the CIA

[@coletrain411]

Anyone ever notice that steve looks more like stans coworker than he looks like stan

[@ww6372]

@@coletrain411 there's an episode dedicated to Hailey possibly being an affair child. It wouldn't surprise me if Steve isn't Stan's child either.

[@ThatGuy-gd1vf]

almost every hot girl uses her body to get her way, i wouldn't call it Francine being smart

[@colonelmustard2652]

All their wives are plants from the pickle factory. Being his wife is her assignment. She already is an amazing spy for the CIA.

[@spacelogic101whatif]

@@colonelmustard2652 Then how does the CIA not know about Roger?

[@topdragon5118]

Bullock - “Think smith, what’s the most embarrassing thing you don’t want people to see” Stan - “you leave my children out of this” Gold😂

[@greenwoodcaffeination9045]

I mean a drug hippie who’s somehow still in college for 19 years for a daughter And a wimpy nerd for a son I cannot honestly blame Stan

[@KW-de9sc]

Steve is alright.

[@MrPhantaze]

American Dad is the better side of Seth: its everything Family Guy isnt

[@AkashSharma-sy7gm]

the thing is, American dad is more of a Mike Barker show, until he left. you can figure out the how the series drastically changes in the middle. I mean I live and breathe family guy, however you must have noticed, it lacks it's spark in the later seasons. pushed to a point where an iconic show like family guy is only running so they could go down in history next to Simpsons. I have never watched a single Simpsons episode. the creative control of the team on AM is full of new talents whereas Seth is the only force, in the hind sight, running family guy.

[@99mrpogi]

It would have been better if they have more characters who would have been counterparts to the other recurring or supporting characters of family guy, ie the token black guy to be the answer to Cleveland, or a ladies man who would have been Stan's quagmire or a local police officer who would have been Stan's answer to joe Swanson.. plus a local bar that would have been american dad's answer to the broken stool plus the local bartender who would have been the american dad equivalent of Jerome/Horace or moe syzlack

[@AmargoMariano]

What about The Cleveland Show?

[@mucous-membrane]

How high were you when you bothered to write that?

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

OK

[@Ae-oxian]

22:45 under rated joke

[@theodoresherman5707]

32:13 I feel like a lot of Stan's problems could have been solved with the Men in Black mind eraser thing

[@jeffjones7443]

neuralyzer

[@whiteeye3453]

Actually he did have that and still did not end well

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

Can’t believe it’s taken me the better part of a decade to realise that the guys at the lab are the creators of the show.

[@JMonty0100]

“You take these pills and you feel like you just slept 8 hours.” So it’s adderall.

[@Kat-nd5fq]

The pill turned Stan into an absolute goddamn hon

[@noxdecious8096]

so true queen!

[@olsmokey]

How come he/she looks like Quagmire's dad?

[@flickcentergaming680]

Brownies guy is so relatable.

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

Brownies guy is the man we should aspire to be, he had his priorities correct

[@michma121]

Bullock, "And this machine that turns water into cocaine...I'll just hang onto that." Every drug dealer's dream.

[@zachanderson9976]

Best Invention Ever

[@Oh_well339]

Charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie..

[@seand.g423]

​@zachanderson9976 no, the "best invention ever" would be able to do the reverse, as well. Think about it.

[@e.c.3750]

21:19 Bullocks laugh kills me😂🤣🤣

[@mastermonarch]

1986 was the summer Olympics Klaus wouldnt have won Gold in the ski jump

[@codieomeallain6635]

Also Stan says “not on *my* watch” but in flashbacks of his childhood he is around third form in 1988.

[@Tigerman1138]

My father just passed at 87… He worked on the UNIVAC computer (for those too young look up what it is it is essentially the nation’s second computer-the size of a university lecture hall). He loves this whole scene: 08:40

[@_Devil]

I do find it funny that they make jokes about Klaus being a Nazi when he was _literally an East German Communist_ lmfao

[@krisi192995]

"And this is why I'm not worried about isis." GENIOUS

[@fumothfan9]

8:36 Notice how it's steve's RIGHT hand lmao.

[@nativeseneca7181]

Seeing Bullock give raspberries puts me in tears😂

[@jonbaxter2254]

i like how any tech they need for the story can be hand-waved by "CIA"

[@martinruf8784]

28:30 gets me everytime... Can you imagine Patrick Stewarts face?

[@NotAPostingCartoonist]

I like that “American Dad’s” animation is able to work around the “Family Guy” character designs. They definitely try harder than Family Guy does.

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

12:07 “Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Listen to me CHARLIE CHARLIE… What's your Name Again?”

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

I love how they made the CIA essentially god in this show and yet still have trouble finding and killing the enemy

[@sandshark2517]

"You had a wife? I always thought... I dont know what i thought. I never thought about you." That is such a harsh throwaway line from him.

[@mjtraeger_official]

I love Patrick Stewart's role in this show xD

[@themanwiththeannoyedface3774]

Parent: My child is sick. I need you to get them better. I don’t care what experimental, morally questionable surgery you need to use, just do it! Doctor: We have some cold medicine. Parent: Don’t talk to me about your dark arts, just make them better!

[@adultishgambino1]

Either Roger has a new power or Stan has an unexplained CIA tech

[@KW-de9sc]

At least the cia patt makes sense.

[@jacobvalveras5717]

Bullock with that insane riff

[@ShadowBeetle]

0:33 i always loved the brownie man. A man extremely qualified but only one weakness... brownies

[@tjjohnson1675]

The fact that the cia has this technology lying around is amazing yet terrifying

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

Imagine the next world war

[@kappamykappa6112]

5:30 This feels like when Sam Witwicky found out that Bumblebee wasn't just a car

[@user-hk1ok8vn8w]

0:36- BROWNIES

[@enthusia492]

That Holodeck scene. Genius

[@a.rustici1972]

33:22 “This is why I’m not worried about Isis.” 👍🤣👌‼️

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

"You wouldn't hurt a guy in a Wheelchair?" "Yes, but I would hurt a guy WITH his Wheelchair" Might be the best joke MacFarlane has written in a long time.

[@LunarFresh]

0:37 BROWNIES *mech noises *Piggy eating noises *Sigh He makes it difficult to negotiate 😂

[@STH151NicoleFan]

Stan acting like cloning his own son is completely okay in order to see whose way of raising him works out better. Francine on the other hand is freaking out exactly the way someone would in this situation.

[@henryattfield8979]

Klaus has had a very sad life when you think about it.

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

Meh, hes a pseudo Nazis. Who cares

[@xenn4985]

@@vampiregamingyt8754 what the fuck is a pseudo nazi

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

@@xenn4985 a pseudo Nazis is comparable to today's white supremacists anti semetic groups.

[@xenn4985]

@@vampiregamingyt8754 how the fuck is the fish a pseudo nazi

[@vampiregamingyt8754]

@@xenn4985 all the stuff he says in regards to jews

[@OuterRimPride]

Patrick Stewart roasting Star Trek fans is gold

[@LeittenArt]

“Sounds like someone’s been to Trinidad but not Tobago.” Lmaoooo the way he said that.

[@thatguyintheroom1420]

2:50 unironically badass

[@Marius_Titus2112]

What song is that?

[@dkrampage2933]

29:20 actually it makes sense since Stan is Hung as Fuck so if his "Manhood" is huge her "Womanhood" should too

[@CeeJay____]

Steve gets credit for overpowering a grown man that surprised him with a weapon.

[@melissaleoncreolenola]

@0:05 the wave in the back 😅😅😂😂😂 these two are funny as hell

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

29:36 “Steve if you wanna pay respects to a Fat Man who Died on the Toilet we can Visit your Aunt Mary's Grave.”

[@macekreislahomes1690]

Let's start a list of all technology shown.

[@macekreislahomes1690]

1. Anti aging. 2. Telepathic DS9 style l 3. Weather Control 5. Brainswithing surgery X3 6. Hybrrnation 7. 5. Used to make a sentant car/Soul transfer 8. Dementinal transfer 9. Cyborg 10. Androids 11. Liquid to medicine and other drugs transfer 8. Handheld long range tricorder 9. Steroids X2 10. Lazer Defense System/Transformers 11. Memory Neutralizer 12. Working Clones X4 13. Regeneration 14. Spisies changing X4 15. Transporter 16. Holo Deck/Holograms 17. DNA Editing AKA C.R.I.S.P.E.R. 18. Other gender/Species translator 19. Gender Changing 20. Artificial Memory Chambers 21. 24+ energy/sleep in a pin a pill 22. Hidden cameras 23. Ketomine, Spice, super Street Drugs, Steroids, Bacta

[@user-sp9zh5pf8x]

Thanks you I've been waiting for this for 13 years in Azkaban

[@DrakeDracoDragon89]

I dont think that old computer could hold the entire conscience of 4 people.

[@arx3516]

Their consciences aren't as big as you thought.

[@seand.g423]

Hell, I'm not even sure it could run a _normal goldfish!_

[@Hugelag]

It's funny how Bullock, who's voiced by Picard, doesn't know about Star Trek.

[@Parko1878]

16:14 OMG poor Reginald!! How could they?? He was cute as a button🎼

[@goliath1179]

Bullock has to rock out on top of the building to call in Thor and bring some thunder

[@andrewsutherland133]

"were getting these girls drunk so we can kiss them" The fact that the joke didn't age well considering the context of the time is the most hilarious thing

[@PsychicWars]

I would pay at least half my life savings for those no-sleep pills.

[@kylegovender6211]

2:35 It's called cloud seeding

[@burntchickennugget191]

Yea true but most just go with chem trails due to them useing chemicals to manipulate it. In reality it wont matter much when I build the HARP

[@gregoriokyle1232]

i forget that stan is actually a cia agent sometimes

[@reidmackenzie7287]

10:31 I don’t get why Stan got upset at “protestants only” when he himself is Episcopalian which is a mainline protestant denomination. Bad continuity I guess?

[@reidmackenzie7287]

@changingthelawsofphysics Okay my bad

[@kyjunno]

“You wouldn’t hurt a guy in a wheel chair right?” “Of course not. But I will hurt a guy WITH his wheel chair”

[@krusk3544]

Stan went to race riot disturbingly fast

[@Drey_doll]

Wait, why does it look like they’re all holding the camera while pooping lol

[@jakisall]

I think out of all American Dad, “BROWNIES!!!” will stay burned in my mind.

[@spider59er35]

13:52 See Punisher the Movie and any other fight scene to see why piercings should never be worn in a fight lol

[@linkholder]

Ow

[@vikramsarangan18]

CRISPR explained amazingly here

[@michaeldolinar3716]

The best joke ever was Patrick Stewart not knowing the holodeck

[@purplenurp5590]

Girlfriend: my bf must be cheating Boyfriend and the boyz: BROWNIESSSS

[@jamhousestudios5596]

BROWNIES!!!!!

[@frankieking3133]

19:03 jesus that was fast

[@kamaljohnson2200]

2:48 so Avery Bullock is a bard... that explains so much

[@vrcompatible8999]

"I'm doctor dubs, and this is my ride" that killed me

[@schnoz2372]

“Your car is now your former fish bro” bit was great

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

I love how the showrunners are literally "creators of American dad" in universe as inventors

[@xoferwalken]

bro I just completely fucking lost it when he gave him a raspberry

[@ethancargile1264]

I’m absolutely boonked right now this is the wildest video I’ve ever seen

[@alyssatipton5080]

May the gods forever bless Patrick Stewart

[@mikelange7319]

Love these, isn't your work but these little videos make me laugh

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

Pill should never be twice the recommended dosage

[@swansonskull3154]

What's the most embarrassing thing you don't want people seeing? You leave my children out of this always gets me

[@AwakenedFaith]

I don’t know why but the way Roger so casually breaks Haileys arm always has me in stitches cre by Jack Harper

[@inquisitorvelisvel7665]

28:32 is still fucking gold

[@howdyfellers6389]

Bullock had me in tears calling Haley boring

[@Ribbons0121R121]

I wonder how accurate that joke about 20 dollars was

[@TheFirebirdFactor]

The toilet cam thing has scarred me to this day and since seeing it, I always cover my camera when pooping😂

[@246vili]

22:46 Bullock: The what now? Stan: From Star Trek. Bullock: Some of us spent the late 80's and early 90's getting laid, Smith. AUUUUCH! Now that was a burn if I ever heard any.

[@PhantoRoyce]

Wait if Stan was the one who put Claus in the goldfish in 1986 that implies he was in the CIA when he was like 5?

[@Bloodhound479]

Stan is 56 born in 1967. This would make stan 19 in 86.

[@PhantoRoyce]

@@Bloodhound479 Stan is 56? Jeez I thought he was at least a decade younger

[@Bloodhound479]

@@PhantoRoyce same. Either way being a high enough rank in the cia to do something like that at 19 very impressive.

[@PhantoRoyce]

@@Bloodhound479 does this also imply that Clause is technically Stan’s oldest friend?