American Dad - Familicide Guy

[@AddictedtoAmericanDad]

I’ve added episode names with time stamps in the description. Will try to do it moving forward.

[@asdeathstalksyou2]

Bless you sir

[@tre8201]

AddictedtoAmericanDad nice

[@cvalkan1]

Awesome!

[@pyropsycho1977]

AddictedtoAmericanDad You are a beautiful soul.

[@SammyFash]

That's a lot of work but thanks

[@M12GProductions]

Choaking a guy out then restarting his heart just to prove a point is the ultimate power play.

[@theshadowmagican]

One day I'll do it on someone

[@dutch4973]

Gary English start training Brazilian jiujitsu -sincerely, a bjj guy

[@NoOneGetzOutAlive]

@@dutch4973 bj guy*

[@dutch4973]

NoOneGetzOutAlive I do like receiving those as well

[@janetardiente9423]

@@dutch4973 lmao

[@DigiDestined55X]

"You were gonna let me DIE for $1800?!!" "Yes" "No" ... "No"

[@jayjay86443]

In this economy? Yes.

[@m.juneboquette825]

Yes. 😊

[@Nameless82284]

That's it, how about they let Roger die instead.

[@DgardsGaming]

yes

[@chickencurry420]

Same energy as "You're seriously going to kill 5 people over $20?" "You're seriously asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over $19?"

[@lukewennlund7391]

“Don’t do it, Francine” “All I heard was DO IT.” I aspire to have a wife like that one day

[@kaos_likes_art9735]

Honey its not loaded

[@WannabeWryter]

You know what's a nice touch, that video means Jeff is part of the Family.

[@yzzildrayson3069]

She really would have shot him lmaoo

[@skiddlydiddlydoo4893]

@@Xannyphantom905 He already is Hayley and him are literally married lmao

[@Jays6926]

@@yzzildrayson3069 well the family does pull guns out on each other and shoot each other... it’s how they communicate 😂😂

[@sparky111000]

"Omg, stan. roger shot hailey!" "So what? She shot me before. I shot you couple times. *It how we communicate in this family."*

[@katanalandt4371]

He’s not wrong.

[@valydendor4472]

@キイキイ I was shot by my cousin.

[@VSaber365]

My God, I am so sorry to hear that. Was it an accident, or on purpose? < : (

[@valydendor4472]

@@VSaber365 On purpose. Luckily it was just a bb gun. Unluckily it was aimed at my neck.

[@VSaber365]

@@valydendor4472 OUCH

[@pedrosm0459]

2:49 I love how Stan literally killed Roger just to make a point

[@jacobmillenbach2561]

Pedro Soares Maia and in just 10 seonds

[@idiot3347]

Like you do

[@firebeats3557]

Pedro Soares Maia gave me a boner

[@idiot3347]

@@firebeats3557 oh

[@firebeats3557]

acid king72 😉

[@dkm07305able]

"Haley don't make me....spare your life because your part of the family."

[@sasir2013]

you're

[@dkm07305able]

@@sasir2013 yeah yeah ok grammar police.

[@trappnest4490]

@@sasir2013 People like you are so annoying

[@quanbelitty290]

Sasir no it’s “your” and not “you’re” in this situation know wtf you’re talking about before correcting someone who’s already correct

[@DwayneIsKing]

@@quanbelitty290 before you correct someone you gotta know what you're talking about too. It is "you're"

[@BaronVonMott]

*"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!"* 😂😂😂

[@afrosharkboy]

Underrated comment. He pulled that Bitch in the toilet.

[@fiddlerontheroof4099]

When he jumps out of the toilet 🤣 I *love* that whole part

[@frederikmortensen6321]

Eyy, nice to see the Eagle of the Imperium

[@WithoutReward]

😂👍

[@bloodcottoncandy]

SARFAR FAR YOR CRIMES!!

[@QuantumPineapple]

"So what? I've shot you, you shot me a few times. It's how we communicate in this family."

[@dkm07305able]

"Ok, I'll tell her you asked about her"

[@QuantumPineapple]

@@dkm07305able you can say that but it's not how it went down

[@MsZsc]

Finally wuotes that weren’t in the video

[@dkm07305able]

@@MsZsc wuotes?

[@MsZsc]

Rypos

[@DanteSuper95]

“Roger? Roger may be trying to kill us. And we have no breaks" The calm tone when saying those lines, hilarious

[@gabriellewis-mosher2103]

Brakes.. not breaks

[@chrismanning2888]

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 Oh look..it's the grammar police

[@DanteSuper95]

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 oh, ok, not of a lot of chances to use that word so i didn't know, english is not my first language

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

I think it helps that Stan is a professional CIA agent(kind of)

[@VicDScott]

I don't wanna be a dick, but it's brakes

[@davidc5867]

And the Oscar goes to ... someone else 😂

[@hotsnow2]

One of the greatest jokes in history

[@FallenOne669]

"Damn it, Steve, when I find you, I'll kill you!!"

[@gheradros91]

1:25

[@sebastianemond5313]

"😡DAMN IT, STEVE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"

[@lathanrowland415]

DAMN IT STEVE WHEN I FIND YOU I'LL KILL YOU!!!

[@jessebumpsglass1093]

Can we get a Stan killing compilation? Like when he stopped that poor Dave and Busters teenager's heart?

[@jomckellan]

Didn't he kill jay Leno too.

[@spectreagent00]

@@jomckellan Roger also killed Jay Leno.

[@Sixstringman]

Jay Leno had it coming. Both times.

[@kurtengel4652]

you mean that attempted raid on Osama Bin Laden, right? yeah that was nice

[@USMC49er]

Pai Mei taught Stan the five point palm exploding heart technique

[@Astrophysicist100]

The indifferent eyes Stan makes when he realizes the car no longer has brakes

[@gabriellewis-mosher2103]

Brackes... Not brakes...

[@PeeweeWeepee69]

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 how old are you?

[@gabriellewis-mosher2103]

@@PeeweeWeepee69 16

[@PeeweeWeepee69]

@@gabriellewis-mosher2103 explains the grammar

[@MechWarrior894]

He kind of accepted it at that point

[@joshuagross3151]

3:32 Nothing more heartwarming than watching 3-way softcore with the family.

[@youraveragejoe2]

That's odd😂

[@benrod-1321]

that's oddly specific

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

Porn: It's fun to watch for the whole family.

[@nejinaji]

I like how porn saved the whole family

[@Soul_Alpha]

Lmfao

[@-Wreckanize-]

Wait, that's not normal?

[@pain2561]

@@-Wreckanize- well i dont think so because my mom and dad got divorse apparently because of porn

[@royalblodline9847]

@@pain2561 one of them did porn without the other knowing?

[@pain2561]

@@royalblodline9847 yeah apparently mom did for a few months , dad was pissed

[@kylenoe2234]

"i'm gonna dance on your graves," he said in barely a whisper.

[@chocolateextravaganza1907]

Roger spoke calmly.

[@Zuernaxashyr]

3:15 Steve's "Oh god!" cracks me up! 🤣

[@DrewSavo]

You cut a line at 3:37 that would have COMPLETED that clip. *EXPLOSION* Francine: Is everyone ok? Klaus: Did we lose the porn?

[@Chupala66]

DrewSavo what episode is this

[@ephemal]

deivi valdez in the description

[@Ivy-girl]

Oh, I thought this was the "Who the f*ck is Elaine, Stan?" clip.

[@RustedBass]

i love how no one commented on your konosuba reference I see you are a man of culture aswell

[@Heavente]

I have better one. Francine: Is everyone ok? Stan: Steve? Steve: Hailey? Hailey: Roger? Claus: Porn?

[@Qveenshxt]

No lie, my favorite scene in this entire show is Stan killing Roger to prove it doesnt matter to him. Favorite episode is the hot tub one tho

[@danatedawg1018]

Stan is ruthless just like roger

[@goldinthefurnace]

Great toe sucking scene in that episode. And a CeeLo guest starring. 🌟 a

[@jamiemohan2049]

@@danatedawg1018 so is francine lol

[@snailsaredumb9412]

The worse sound ive ever heard was the "squish" of those chest compressions

[@voltaicwinter9327]

"I'm your wife, listen what I say: Outta that tub or NO BOO-TAY!"

[@IrrelevantToCommentLmfao]

That couple at 4:07 in the background left their baby in danger 😂😂

[@martinlawson6421]

Mr Customizer Dang. Watched that episode at least 10 times and never noticed that 😂

[@countryboyblue21]

Hahaha hahaha they did haha they really did hahahaha hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@craigharvey-gurr337]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@razavierdavis]

So no one’s gonna talk about how Francine would’ve killed Jeff if that gun was loaded

[@jetstreamsam5983]

Stan has like 2 guns in his vest, one is a decoy and is never loaded, and his family and coworkers know about it, and the second is loaded and secret, of which only his coworkers know of.

[@joaoruiz3486]

It’s how they communicate as a family.

[@dayshon124]

@@jetstreamsam5983 one's a Glock17 and if we go by that one Christmas episode based off it's airing, maybe glock17x ? The real question which one is loaded?

[@51dodoc]

I love how in a single compilation you can see Haley overpowering Stan then Haley getting overpowered by freaking Klause ^^'

[@brainkiller7503]

That because Haley wasn't activated when she is she remembers her training

[@SniperKing-O]

Advanced German engineering at its finest! Klaus was made to kill!

[@user-xu8gt4ob2o]

okay yall can mispell Hayley, but Klaus? noo

[@51dodoc]

@@user-xu8gt4ob2o Probably because German is my native language 😂

[@user-xu8gt4ob2o]

ahahaahah im just defensive of that hot fish, like germans are so powerful they can make a fish hot.

[@ziggythecartoon]

"And the Oscar goes to...SOMEONE ELSE!" ... "SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!" These are two of my favorite line & scene combinations in the whole series.

[@sebastianemond5313]

"😡DAMN IT, STEVE, WHEN I FIND YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!"

[@bettydiaz4286]

1:50 are we really not gonna acknowledge the fact klaus was able to have the strength to put hayleys head in a toilet bowl AS A FUCKING FISH

[@PhoenixAttact]

Yes let's acknowledge that about the talking fish.

[@Lvidtoboggan]

He's like chunky. He has the strength from when he was human

[@melchiormerrowson9576]

No, you lemming.

[@KittySYT]

"I'll dance on your grave." 🙂

[@camrynjohnson633]

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[@J4sse]

Creepy.

[@gregorycarter9352]

1:59 “SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIME.”

[@Kaybug150]

Stan's quoting "Silly Love Songs" from one scene to the next is still one of my favorite random jokes in any episode of "American Dad" ever. It never fails to make me chuckle, no matter how many times I see the episode.

[@jamarjones3907]

1:58 Suffer For Your Crimes!! It always gets me 😂, as well as this 3:15

[@sebastianmoore9150]

I agree Conrad

[@lucas05261]

4:07 that couple straight up just left that baby like "We gotta let you go."

[@barb4l431]

Stan: don’t do it Francine Francine: all I heard was do it

[@Wolfgodmak]

crazykillaa a Stan: Honey its not loaded

[@DgardsGaming]

@@Wolfgodmak Flicks forehead

[@derekbates4316]

Wow, I just realized the only one who hasn't tried to kill any of them is Stan's neglectful father. He even took a bullet for Steve.

[@conntoons_4848]

“You were gonna let me die for $1,800?” “Yes...... No.”

[@DgardsGaming]

yes

[@AgustinCruz70]

Anyone notice at 4:07 that family in the background just leaves their baby?

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

Bruh

[@sparky111000]

2:27 she was ready to commit murder in public 😅

[@kaos_likes_art9735]

Honey its not loaded

[@sebastianemond5313]

"Just say the word." "Don't do it, Francine." "All I heard was *do it! DAAAAARRRGH!!* "

[@molivie1624]

When Stan says "don't do it Francine" I always die of laughter.

[@danieleskridge3180]

0:30 Stan just quoting Paul McCartney lyrics😆

[@THENemesisXX99]

Which song?

[@danieleskridge3180]

@ “Silly Love Songs”

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

Hilarious in context, in the scene he was singing it to himself happily before it suddenly cuts to that.

[@StabbyBen]

Thank you so much! I've been trying to figure out what the hell he was saying for damn near a decade now. Now, I can finally rest in peace

[@mabXgod]

4:13 Roger blasting "All that she wants" is just hilarious :D

[@mattsceilingfansandmore2573]

He was blasting I saw the sign not all that she wanys you idiot

[@tlipscomb6064]

4:06 can we just acknowledge the fact that the parents on the right straight up left their baby in the stroller to die?

[@zeborak6133]

0:30 Did Stan just speak in a different language.... on accident?

[@jacksoncooperMT]

No he yells “I look around me and I see it isn’t so” referencing I assume a Paul McCartney song but I couldn’t tell ya why

[@journeyflannigan8269]

StevieWho thanks boo Also that moment when you don’t understand a moment in a vid so you roam the comments looking for answers 😂😂😂

[@g3x15]

@StevieWho Thanks for the context, you hero!

[@galenhart]

It’s not as funny when what lead to the punchline, is cut out.

[@mmoney416]

It's a Silly Love Songs joke

[@ginafesta9340]

killing is in the family

[@xxsl33p64]

Funniest part 1:54😂😂 the way he grabbed her killed me.☠️

[@justsomerandomanimefan1135]

2:01 Damn Klaus is strong

[@sebastianmoore9150]

I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact out of context the toilet appear to be holding her down while screaming suffer for your crimes

[@Nanao_Ise7472]

0:42 Father vs Daughter more like Brother vs Sister fight XD

[@GanonGhidorah]

That moment of Stan strangling Roger while nonchalantly looking at his watch is probably the most CIA thing that Stan has ever done. The level of casual detachment when ending someone's life; and he's doing it _just to prove that he can and will._

[@hatchmaster_5745]

Stan even keeps his pistol unloaded while it's in his blazer. Responsible gun owner right there.

[@joimumu]

Well he is a stickler for the rules

[@thedarknight307]

Some ideas Stan’s gay moments Francine hates (or Jealous of) Hayley Thicc boi moments Principal Lewis being psychotic

[@theconductoresplin8092]

This show At least the characters feel grounded Just a I thought that's been on my mind for a week

[@cheeserscameback7049]

Keep those dirty free mind thoughts to yourself you filthy thinker!

[@mryear3000ify]

I kinda compare it to Bob's Burgers for that reason. Bob's Burgers is probably what Stan's family would be like without the violence and other x-rated stuff.

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

@@mryear3000ify And without the alien with a bunch of identities.

[@lilshitcrust56]

Grounded? Did we watch the same show lol these guys are over the top

[@theconductoresplin8092]

@@lilshitcrust56 Emotionally

[@Zeroplanetz]

@1:33 I thought Roger started doing something to the guy and then I saw Francine reach down like she was gonna join 🤣

[@DannyZ011]

Love how Stan nonchalantly kills and revives Roger

[@troybrown2563]

3:15 stabs Steve in the back “oh godddd” has me in tears

[@Emtropyy]

I love that Roger’s weights at 4:18 are 5,16,725

[@darwinaguilero3175]

I appreciate this channel. Thanks for actually editing properly.

[@zacbrown6572]

3:15 I love Steve’s little “Oh God” when he’s stabbed

[@jalaluddeenat-tabarithetim593]

1:57 Wow even though Klaus is a fish, his human strength is still intact.

[@sebastianemond5313]

"SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!"

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Are we going to ignore how Klaus is strong enough to pull Haley down?

[@westover4126]

1:01 straight heartless and soulless

[@NeoXtreme_Gaming]

Can we talk about how Roger has been declared as heavy as a fridge by murderous criminals yet Stan can lift and hold him with one hand like it was nothing?

[@kainholden2001]

Honestly I was gonna joke and say Stan must be a super soldier then. But honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that was true or not lol 😂

[@charlescalvin9503]

4:07 Stan's probably used to those because of the crashes in the intro lmao

[@brandonperez8977]

It was the greatest plan

[@crypticghost21]

2:26 Wow, brand new respect for Francine. 👍🏻

[@zacharypendragon49]

I’ll never understand why having no brakes makes Stan swerve out of control down the entire roadway. He coulda just kept the car straight brakes don’t control the steering lol

[@adnanaliable]

3:29 porn has saved my life many times.

[@AzouraKT]

2:30 So I did the double tap rewind and landed right when he said “-Do it, Francine.” -and her response killed me lol

[@FizzTheKing]

Your channel is actually really good. Really good selections of clips, really good editing, and really funny all at the same time. KZbin is made up of a lot of people who just stick together clips with no rhyme or reason, but this channel definitely stands out Subbed :):)

[@Tony_The_Monk]

3:00 sounds like they used the noise your hands make to do fart sounds

[@jackster9775]

0:22 ok so Roger isn’t exactly in the wrong this episode. They triggered his flashbacks into the Oregon Trail, and treated their own deaths like nothing to get him to be numb to their deaths.

[@davidvega462]

1:41 Forest Whitaker’s cameos in American Dad are literally the stuff of legend. I wish he was in more episodes.

[@REALdominogaminggrounds]

Haley so got tricked by Klaus on that toilet scene XD

[@kevinfox298]

You know what? Props for the pun in the title. You saw a chance and you took it.

[@DragonGoddess18]

1:58 Klaus: "SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES!"

[@Montesama314]

"Honey, it's not loaded." Stan has definitely been through this before.

[@elenavthorn]

Okay but can we appreciate how TERRIFYING it is when Roger sings “the sign” in space? Haunting

[@QualityMasters]

3:15 “OHHH God!” fucking kills me every time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@frang2342]

The Smith's are a tough ass family

[@invaderzim4052]

Love these compilations!

[@missiontobeaman3111]

*Roger’s like immortal somehow*

[@YourDadsUnclesFriend]

Mission to be A Man But, is he? In The Scarlett Getter, Roger thought that he was having really kinky sex with Scarlett but it turned he was minutes away from dying because she took out his insides.

[@sebastianemond5313]

🎵You think that people would've had enough of silly love songs-🎵 0:31 "I LOOK AROUND ME, AND I SEE IT ISN'T SO!"

[@mmoney416]

What's wrong with that?

[@enduthochhech6871]

3:55 Did anyone heard the chicken fight music from family guy?

[@UrLocalMixelsAndHTFFan2K8]

It definitely sounded like that music

[@garthdavis4320]

So many murder attempts. I love this series.

[@immortalsun]

3:05 Is that Peter in 55 years?

[@max4thewin556]

Peter? Thats stan 😂

[@itz_definitive133]

Gota love when Steve says “ OH GOD “

[@Bear38-u7l]

Can we appreciate the fact that Stan kills roger (resuscitates him) but then let’s him live after Steve tranks him and Rogers tried to kill the family three previous times because he’s part of the family

[@justinwang4386]

Dude I gotta say I’ve been actively watching your videos and I look out for when you upload

[@floatinghamstick]

Can you do one where you see the characters from the front? They always look super freaky and unnatural. There was the one of roger in the bathtub that was just horrifying.

[@adrianbradford3484]

One of my favorite videos of yours so far

[@nickadams5252]

1:57 Either Klaus is really strong or Haley is weaker than an infant

[@diamondcurtis479]

0:30 what did he say🤣🤣

[@1800suckmycock]

I look around and I see it isn't as so

[@mmoney416]

I look around me and I see it isn't so- Silly Love Songs

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

3:15 When he says "Just the tip" but he lied

[@AnthonyTNT85]

0:30 They look around me and I see it as a so

[@mmoney416]

The line is "I look around me and I see it isn't so"

[@jordanloux3883]

1:49 There's a mistake here. See, Klaus isn't part of the family.

[@dalmarampere6637]

He's the glue.

[@kakazi2170]

3:38 never realized until now how weird Steve's glasses looked

[@trueforgottenfool3139]

It’s because the bottom the bottom part isn’t black.

[@ReubenWalton]

0:31 what does Stan say here?

[@MizukageMimii]

I look around me and I see it isnt so

[@mmoney416]

What's wrong with that? I need to know, because here I go again

[@YuckCanuck]

*"ILOOKAROUNDMEANDISEEITISN'TSO"* "What?" "I mean why'd you cheat?"

[@davidmckelvey2601]

Look at what Roger is grabbing at 0:06

[@chief2665]

Hailey's ass

[@1800suckmycock]

Nice

[@GardeningandDIYingwithMzNikki]

Mommy shark: AHHH! [DIED] 3:13 Daddy shark: OH GOD! [DIED] 3:15

[@jacklau2558]

Roger:"you wouldn't kill me you love me to much." Stan:"Bitch I kill people!"

[@jackster9775]

0:16 ok the Smiths kinda deserve this. Yeah what Roger did was wrong but it was something that stemmed from watching his own family die repeatedly. They could’ve just listened the first time when he said he was traumatized by the game.

[@frank8917]

4:26 also guess where those scorpions end in…

[@yummyhotsaucefilledcrunchytaco]

His mouth

[@frank8917]

@@yummyhotsaucefilledcrunchytaco not exactly

[@kevinprehm]

"Thank you for helping an old man" *NOW THIS!*

[@_bellona_792]

2:34 that flick lmao 🔥

[@wolfetteplays8894]

“I look around me and I see this isn’t so” “What?” Yeah, I’m there with Steve on that one, that reference flew over my head.