American Dad - Steve accidentally steals a brick of cocaine

Season 3, episode 3: Dope & Faith

[@loao_jucas]

Actually the surprising part is that Roger wasn't on cocaine already

[@RadicalEdward_115]

He was, just wasnt on a bricks worth of it lol

[@HunterKiller762]

He probably already has a dealer that can get him better quality cociane

[@justincrowley8787]

The Legman doesn't joke about cocaine.

[@CaptainApathetic]

@@HunterKiller762 he probably *is* the dealer with the good coke. Maybe this was an elaborate scheme to kill the competition, or get free coke.

[@jacobpharis2302]

@@CaptainApathetic do we even know at this point lol

[@xtianmills]

i love how the drug dealers don't even suspect steve for a second. They know he's too good a kid and way to stupid to steal from them.

[@eyeseer1]

The drug runners think Steve is a imbecile.

[@alfredhinton8792]

Roger’s dressed as Scarface to they’d think he’s the boss

[@hey_its_kev]

Plus Steve probably unknowingly made them a bunch of product and money by virtue so don’t hurt the cook lol

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

At least they got morals

[@dawarboss3709]

Professionals have standards

[@TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly7]

I like how the dealers were aware enough to know Steve was just a doofus and didn’t maliciously steal their product. They went after the guy they thought was the one calling the shots.

[@katonnor]

Professionals have standards

[@tudorjason]

Poor Steve. He has unwittingly been a co-conspirator of several high crimes.

[@gibson17155]

All while yelling at them to wash their hands

[@grugg3108]

He also manufactured himself, so he's looking at _a lot_ time.

[@Thawhid]

Wash your hands Tho

[@rexaura8465]

@the Russian lone wanderer But his dad is a high ranking official in the CIA, so he'll be fine

[@fawkewe]

Co? Hes the one who stole the cocaine which he Probably made. Roger is the co-conspirator if his actions can be considered something that isn’t self defence

[@slanetroyard92]

You think having a CIA agent for a dad and a activist for a sister, Steve would know what a brick of cocaine would look like. Man his parents shelter him to much.

[@senister14]

You have no idea.

[@slanetroyard92]

@@senister14 seriously Stan and Haley should put their differences aside and teach Steve about the hardships of the real world. Before the kid ends up in a situation that end up getting him killed.

[@macaronitony1991]

You would think having Francine as mom that he would know what a brick of cocaine looks like

[@everettcosta1848]

@@macaronitony1991 not to mention Roger, I mean, the guy freaking thrives on drugs!

[@slanetroyard92]

@@everettcosta1848 don't forget booze

[@ray-0249]

0:59 When you get into a fight in fallout, then you start using your chems Steve=every companion

[@skullking6693]

the most funny, its steve say "Lavate las manos" with everibody who fight

[@leewilliamson6057]

Boone doesn’t approve

[@fransthefox9682]

*every companion except Boone

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Boone is crazy useful, mostly because he actually hits his shots

[@deanjuliano7849]

Piper didn't like that

[@gothicminkmc7395]

I was cracking up when he said lavatte las manos wash your hands

[@tofuee111glynn6]

Finally I know what it means thank u

[@mrexcelsior1414]

Whoa that's what it means lol?

[@theundisputed3671]

@@mrexcelsior1414 Yes it literally means wash your hands lol

[@yuriviolence]

the man was literally just trying to get steve to wash his hands so he didn’t get the product dirty

[@danielfraiz74]

Lávate las manos*

[@nappyk96]

Amazing how none of them hit Steve in the crossfire.

[@henriquesousa8819]

Magic.

[@dracosmith5990]

He was mostly behind them, so Roger was the only one who could have shot Steve.

[@rhadamanthxxx3671]

@@dracosmith5990 and he was amazingly focused !

[@ABlueyFan]

@@dracosmith5990 he literally shot the window behind Steve and still wasn’t dead

[@NeidalRuekk]

And THAT is why becoming a wizard is beneficial to your health

[@piercelindenberg6842]

Honestly, how stupid is Steve? At some point, he’d have to have figured out that he wasn’t at wizard school.

[@Celestial_Wing]

Well he is a harry potter fan so...

[@davinsmith7543]

Let the kid have his fun. Plus him being completely oblivious was hilarious.

[@facundogonzalez5453]

He lives with an Alien and he HAS seen ghosts and other things at different points of his life. He has no ability to discern reality from fiction at this point.

[@Kinzaru]

@@facundogonzalez5453 I think you’re all forgetting the basis of this animated show

[@Hiram1502]

This what you get for watching too much Harry Potter

[@aaronwurtzel7287]

I love the way Roger says, "Some sulpheric acid and a hacksaw"

[@rusty7984]

It’s not gonna even work ( ahem Breaking Bad )

[@hungtheheroluu]

@@rusty7984 so unless they used a plastic container, sulfuric acid would also eat through the bathtub like the hydrofluoric acid Jesse used to dissolve Emilio's corpse?

[@rusty7984]

@@hungtheheroluu Yep they gonna have to clean this dude off the floor before Stan and Francine come home

[@Wizard_Cat]

Same

[@Sksk27547]

😆

[@AdamWest1290]

Roger's reaction when Steve just drops the coke on the counter gets me everytime lol 😆

[@nld8985]

It's meth

[@AdamWest1290]

@nld8985 naw it was coke bro, see how Roger goes ape shit 😎🫨

[@lowhp_comic]

From 😏 to 😦

[@noirekuroraigami2270]

@@nld8985 lo that was not. they dont even look the same

[@CoreyandCrew]

​@@noirekuroraigami2270 shitty meth does lol. But it sure doesn't hit the same

[@emilianosazo7750]

As a latino, I love this kind of humor "Lávate las manos"😂😂😂

[@tofuee111glynn6]

What does it Evan mean

[@emilianosazo7750]

@@tofuee111glynn6 wash your hands

[@hornydiscord]

@@tofuee111glynn6 él dice lávate las manos en español

[@LionWithAGun]

@@emilianosazo7750 ok i will but whats it mean

[@jzip]

Why does it sound like a spell though 🤣

[@cyrusdavirus9991]

Just realizing now that Rogers dressed as scarface lol

[@luisrosales3430]

Whos that

[@grugg3108]

@@luisrosales3430 The main character from the movie "Scarface", his real name in the film is Tony Montana and he is a cocaine kingpin played by Al Puccino

[@luisrosales3430]

@@grugg3108 wow

[@giannirusso8406]

@@luisrosales3430 I’m sad you didn’t know that :/

[@luisrosales3430]

@@giannirusso8406 ive never heard about it till now

[@MellowDarkflower]

So this scene comprises of a boy unknowingly dealing crack while going around chanting 'wash your hands,' an alien dressed up like Scarface, a typical gangster with dreads, and a conveniently placed bath tub.. Seems legit.

[@jamiemiller1482]

God bless American dad

[@BolgnaKenshin]

Cocaine*

[@Susan-p4j]

Thank you! You genuinely made me laugh out loud!!!😂

[@jaquelin2428]

“Typical gangster with dreads” weird ass

[@jimmykrookz8595]

Just another day in America

[@doctorleak5312]

Love how they avoid hurting Steve

[@gregrobinette8620]

Steve really shouldve known at his age tho.

[@cobeoe]

I love that squeal Roger does when something goes wrong

[@GearakoChannel]

nothing is more of a downer than realizing you're out of ammo XD

[@shadowknight1121]

On the bright side the TV was safe so he couldn’t get shot.

[@grugg3108]

And then coming down from cocaine, which makes serious lows

[@jillvalentinefan77]

The loudest sound in a gunfight is click instead of bang.

[@FEARSWTOR]

No, no... Nothing is more of a downer than realizing you're out of ammo... but the other guy isn't.

[@jayemsss]

“Some Sulfuric acid and a hacksaw” 😂😂😂

[@sparky111000]

1:40 go Steve. Dodging all those gun shots

[@MoskHotel]

Apparently, Lávate las manos is a spell that prevents bullets from hitting you.

[@Hawaiian_Pizza_Enjoyer]

People going agro on each other while some confused dude tells everyone to wash their hands in the background. Kinda hits home at the moment.

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Need_RnR]

1:29 ☠️☠️☠️

[@davianwht5203]

Me in 2020 walking through COVID "Lavate las manos" 1:32

[@zebraneighbor6383]

"TV is safe!" I feel like it's 2005 again lmao

[@thelilfiendling]

Steve was blind, not deaf. How did he not hear that?

[@australium7374]

when you don’t have your glasses it’s starts to feel like you can’t hear I swear. From someone who doesn’t have 20/20 like 20/100 or something

[@gangweedswag266]

@@australium7374 maybe ur blind and deaf cuz that makes no sense

[@australium7374]

@@gangweedswag266 if you’ve never had to wear glasses for terrible vision U probably don’t know what I mean

[@SaperBossTv]

@@australium7374 I wear glasses but I swear this makes no sense to me aswell

[@jackpresley3254]

Steve is just stupid

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

1:37 XD when the old guy in the Shooting Range gets a Heart Attack

[@dizzyinhell]

I like it how steve think's washing your hands is a spell 😂

[@ntinosaggelopoulos6718]

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂 i like so much when Steve says it so i decided to learn what he says

[@blackhat8518]

I know he can't see but there's no way he couldn't hear the gun shots.

[@keshaunspikes6398]

Do they know where you live ? DO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE ?!?! 😂😂😂

[@GreenDinoRanger]

Professor Icepick won't mind.

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

It's like I'm doing extra credit!

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

That alone sounds like the name of some drug lord

[@rickramdial]

Roger's impersonation of scarface really rocks !

[@Zack_1327]

“I’m a, I’m gonna call right back. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[@HunterKiller762]

I can’t believe I just noticed he dressed like Tony Montana from Scarface

[@raheelakhtar7]

Just noticed it

[@Sksk27547]

"Do they know where you live!?" 😆

[@soontobenothing5458]

One of the best moments of any episode in this show 😂😂😂😂

[@calebabshire638]

1:29, I'm amazingly focused right now! LOL🤣

[@L-nh2vq]

You can see the exact moment of fear on Roger’s face as soon as he sees it 🤣

[@mr.end-game711]

It's amazing how skilled in a gun fight Roger can be, 4 on 1, took 3 of their weapons ending with 3 direct kills and 1 indirect kill.

[@VincesArtDesigns]

This is by far one of the funniest scenes in the show

[@Enchilada1994]

Roger's reactions at 1:04 and 2:06 are so hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cryptidstudios8194]

I love how even though those guys tried to kill them, roger didnt even tell steve he was bullshitting.

[@tytheaniman497]

I love how Roger Just lets him keep his innocence! Shows that he actually does care about him.😂

[@KirbyLinkACW]

You can tell this is an older episode because Roger freaks out at Steve stealing snow from druglords instead of going full party animal immediately without asking questions.

[@daniconi7333]

Which Roger is better?

[@SitDownStandUp-]

​​@@daniconi7333this Roger is funny but I prefer the psychopath carelessness and impulsive Roger from the newest seasons, and even in the first episodes Roger was showing what a horrible being he is

[@Aes_Saru]

This roger also was the one who drop him off at a crack house... so He knew exactly what it was but had fear of his own life when he saw it.

[@profpoggers]

I love how the couches were bulletproof

[@carlost856]

Well yes, Stan would be the kinda guy to bulletproof his furniture like Sarah Connor.

[@يزنامجد-ص5ق]

Jesus could this ever be a less crazier there's a alien disguised were a little boy is doing drugs or the drug dealers are in his house fighting the alien that's on cocaine and he thinks it's a magic day the little boy

[@sheevpalpatine6139]

Hes like 15 man. Not really a little boy

[@syndern-c9h]

@@sheevpalpatine6139 that's makes him a little child, tf are you on about?

[@sheevpalpatine6139]

@@syndern-c9h no. That makes him a child. Not a "little boy" or a "little child".

[@syndern-c9h]

@@sheevpalpatine6139 Not a child, a little child.

[@sheevpalpatine6139]

@@syndern-c9h no. A little child would be 1-14. At 15 you're just 3 years from being and adult. So a child. Not a little child.

[@spacemonke6506]

*Shootout is going on* Steve: lavate las manos

[@fbiagent7707]

Steve in the background saying "wash your hands"🤣

[@ShadowRider126]

That "Huh?" From Roger is gold

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

Lol as a Cuban American I just find this freaking hilarious to bad Roger couldn't have said Say hello to my little friend

[@youwhat2713]

“I’M AMAZINGLY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW!!”

[@keithjacobson1640]

I love the fact that the Smith house takes beating after beating and somehow survives. Even when it burns down 😂

[@rhulkdiscipleofdarkness1262]

So this is what it's like trying to be Scarface

[@loganwolverine5849]

Are we NOT gonna talk about how Steve wasn’t shot the whole time, and wasn’t blamed for literally stealing their supplies.

[@meurumtrain4747]

1:39 did that guy have a heart attack 😂

[@Ccanadian3333]

Clearly Steve's spell worked

[@tylermcbean273]

It's like steve didn't even hear all the gun shots 😂

[@VBessence]

1:01 🤣💀 gets me every time

[@drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft]

😂😅

[@alexandrewilson5388]

This episode is hands down top 5 of all the adult humour american cartoons ever created.

[@eddy7572]

Dang. I was like 7 the first time I saw this, I'm 22 now and this still funny as hell

[@PizzaPal64]

0:16 What the hell is that!?

[@trappeddarkhd1707]

Potions

[@asdghhjkkwoowri]

@@trappeddarkhd1707AYO. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[@eclipsedustkitten.12]

I dunno why, but the way he said that makes me laugh 😂

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

I love that Roger considers rubbing it in his face before decent against it with all the damage that’s been done

[@Phoenixesper1]

"OH GOD I POOED."

[@leociresi4292]

“Oculus Repairo!”😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeschmo7834]

“DO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE”😂😂

[@Kid_Charlemagne76]

"I'm about to show you how to make a really cool potion in this bathtub" 😂🤣 fuckin hell

[@SweaterSniper]

1:12 you gotta love that bat animation smear

[@airsack2955]

one of my favorite episodes

[@deercat6953]

Same 😂

[@KrazyKaiser]

Can we talk about the fact that Roger technically inhaled the cocaine on screen with no cut away?? They got away with it!!

[@ramonflores3895]

This is forever gold in television history

[@UnusualPete]

One of the funniest animation scenes ever made. 😂

[@Lucifprinceofdarkness]

Wash your hands. Wash your hands! Wash your hands!! Wash your hands!!!

[@gor9027]

As a huge Harry Potter fan when this episode aired, I was laughing so much at this.

[@Zack_1327]

“I’M AMAZINGLY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW”😂😂😂

[@johnchrist4693]

How did steve even accidentally steal a block of cocaine

[@baconcheesesauce]

High Roger is peak, solos all characters

[@anthonyvillon8048]

Do they know where you live? DO-THEY-KNOW-WHERE-YOU-LIVE!!? 😂

[@curtisharvey2405]

The initial sequence of the drug dealers kicking in the door absolutely floored me

[@dontesimpson9064]

A really cool potion in this bathtub 😂😂😂

[@roaropgard8575]

Roger:Oh my God what did you Do????😱😱

[@VideoFan4896]

It took me more than a decade to understand what Roger meant. At the time, I thought he was trying to destroy the cocaine. But after watching Breaking Bad, I now realize he wanted to dissolve the bodies.

[@curtisharvey2405]

Every second of this is hilarious

[@mariafox9226]

Someone might want to tell Steve that “Lávate las manos” means “wash your hands.”

[@lifewithepic8040]

That 2 second silent reaction of Roger sniffing that coke gets me every time

[@BoosterLane]

1:01-1:05 Roger probably knew what Steve was saying but was confused about why he was telling them to wash their hands.

[@Need_RnR]

*HUUH* ?!?

[@Zlarel]

"Professor Icepick" is a not-implausible Harry Potter name.

[@australianbear5287]

This is one of my favourite Roger moments

[@Coal2956]

The moment coke enters Roger, he becomes a force of nature

[@Ray-mw1fx]

I love how Roger just became Scarface subtly.

[@urlocalfrenchcanadian]

this episode was literally on adult swim 2 hours ago 😂

[@filiprazik6860]

How to protect yourself from the gun men? Google: Throw an item to make gunmen flinch Bing:

[@Wiz-kidddd]

Favorite moment of this show by far

[@gabe.network3645]

I remember how stupid Steve was

[@Relicanth]

Steve's naiveté in this episode is just painful.

[@gregrobinette8620]

Fr! I hope it was plot convienience & not them thinking teenagers are that stupid 💀

[@steeziemt2896]

That was the funniest episode of that season if I remember correctly 😂😂😂

[@tabletoparcade4203]

"Some sulfuric acid and a hacksaw." 🤣

[@Miguel3R]

“Lávate las manos “ wash youre hands 😂😂

[@arthurwatts1680]

Roger is constantly thinking on his feet. You can bet that he just happens to have sulphuric acid and a hacksaw under his bed.

[@cacarot6020]

LOL so that awkward moment when you realise that the Harley Quinn movie stole ideas from AMERICAN DAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Marco-Sheep]

If only they learned the spell to make a good movie

[@solar9873]

Wait really😂😂😂

[@cacarot6020]

@@Marco-Sheep sick burn 🤣🤣

[@kingkongchief1177]

The fact Steve didn’t know it was cocaine🤣🤣🤣

[@elizabethbeal8057]

2:03 **takes off glasses to see**

[@xmindk]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@AlexanderDominguez-q3g]

I like Steve say in Spanish words say “Levate las manos”

[@littyagain]

1:02 Steve: lavate Las manos Roger: huh? 😂😂

[@52flyingbicycles]

Of course Stan bought bulletproof furniture