American Dad - The F Word

[@Andk0210]

“Hello schmulee” “Tf did you just call me?”

[@ar-ras-tra-cue-ros]

Non American, what does "schmulee" mean?

[@miarotblatt9319]

Solo it’s a jewish name

[@IamHueGraves]

@@ar-ras-tra-cue-ros It's just a kind of funny sounding Jewish name that he didn't like going by

[@hasan_z]

Snots real name

[@quitepipe]

Shmuely*. Hebrew name for Samuel.

[@dulmephistroph812]

It's funnier when they do individual bleeps for consecutive swearing instead of one long bleep.

[@-k.3-.]

It was funny when they did it on the boondocks

[@lacondrathompson1747]

00:49+00:50+00:51

[@JanitaShowaars]

No one ever gets attention for laziness 😏

[@asanitheafrofuturist]

@@-k.3-. the censored version of Stinkmeaner strikes back is hilarious

[@-k.3-.]

@@asanitheafrofuturist facts, and when the lawyer got mad at the basketball game

[@Ivy-girl]

I thought it'd be uncensored. Also, "Who the bleep is Elaine, Stan?", gets me every time.

[@avthendiarie9955]

Every cartoon wife responds

[@lacondrathompson1747]

03:30+03:31+03:33

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

Being uncensored wouldn't work for the second one.

[@jakeknapp6833]

It doesn’t matter it’s tv ok

[@PurpleFury2375]

@@jakeknapp6833 except they are available uncensored and a compilation built around swearing implies it would be uncensored. And 'it's tv' isn't reqlly an argument when there are channels that allow that stuff and time slots that permit it.

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

1:46 I love that he gets impatient and looses his shit then immediately comes back all calm in the next message.

[@denyhaguilar679]

STEVEN PICK UP THE (BEEEEP) PHONE-

[@ABlueyFan]

@@denyhaguilar679 “Hi calling for Steven Smith?”

[@victoracosta4796]

@@ABlueyFan Hi Steve, I’m the girl you like!

[@ellicorne8753]

This show is the f***in best

[@j0e3o77]

F*** yeah it is!

[@jon636374]

F***** right.

[@samuelous]

And any F*** C*** who says its not ill f***ckin shoot them

[@jessicaoursland3411]

I fucking hate it when people censor curse words.

[@samuelous]

@@jessicaoursland3411 well sh*t

[@bryanvaldiviezo1774]

Francine has the best censored moments 🤣

[@stansmithshugechin716]

@Jason Allen Stan or Roger have the best censored/uncensored moments in my opinion

[@G1urpo]

“It’s a fucking dinosaur

[@taetae511]

Who the (bleep) is Elaine Stan? 😂😂😂

[@tylerjeune5572]

Oooooooh, Stan's in troublllllllllllle! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@ytwhattup6128]

*what the f**k is going on?!?*

[@chief8825]

Fuck

[@jthekiller4866]

Ik right

[@Nameless82284]

Jealous aren't we?

[@cmcm2675]

1:39. That's a cool Halloween toy

[@tylerjeune5572]

That thing was F*******ing scary

[@turbosaiyan93]

That's hilarious. I played this replay button 12 times🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zukizugervalentino8359]

1:40

[@abersonwilliam1675]

1:40 *press this button*

[@josukefrthistime]

​@@abersonwilliam1675 nope.

[@ximenaalguiar9301]

2:06 this is my favorite part ... Stan been sweet and sassy 🥰🔥

[@Isaic02]

A great line and moment.

[@firestonegraywolf]

4:38 gets me every time , the screaming 🤣🤣🤣

[@ABlueyFan]

“WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!”

[@adamjustadam]

4:50 WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?!

[@victoracosta4796]

@@adamjustadamCARTWHEEL, MOMMY!

[@MattsArchive420]

1:18 fun fact this is still bleeped on the dvd

[@hectorespinoza7678]

Well that sucks

[@supersaiyan30-]

This was my reaction 1:19

[@jonathantiernan6816]

2:17 2:18 2:19

[@jonathantiernan6816]

Who The Fuck Is Elaine Stan

[@jonathantiernan6816]

Shit Shit Dam It We’re So Fucking Late

[@Tony-112]

*Hello Steve!, this is the girl you like*

[@matthewtwitchell5679]

Steven pick up the f*cking the phone

[@singularity925]

Steve it to Stevers

[@sinemsofta152]

@@matthewtwitchell5679 sweared!!!!

[@sinemsofta152]

and said the Ff word

[@eizzlanzamri3574]

1:49

[@chandlervongphakdy2900]

0:11 Klaus: Hey! What’s with the bleep? 🤣🤣

[@tylerjeune5572]

First breaking the 4th wall, then noticing the bleep? That doesn't happen very often

[@doomclasher9287]

Klaus giving the finger is... oddly satisfying

[@sinemsofta152]

Sh*t

[@manimdead485]

If it was the aqua teen hunger force censors it will be 10x funnier

[@KyairEnnis547]

Klaus: "Hey! What's with the bleep?! He said it and she said it but I can't?! I'll give you something to bleep! [CENSORED] You, Mother-[CENSORED], YOU CAN SUCK MY FAT, FISHY, WIENER!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kingjb554]

"The f*** did you just call me?" I can't get enough of it XD

[@kingdinamo2076]

3:33 POV: Your flight departures at 9am but your mom wakes you up at 5am and rushes you out the house

[@bradredford4846]

"Well hello potty mouth"

[@tapiwanashenhanga446]

hey handsome

[@Wolfencreek]

1:30 I can't believe you're an educator Brian.

[@burnt_fuze2281]

his position is mostly administrative.

[@alphathorsten5045]

That’s what she said

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

1:17 Rachel’s delivery of that line is fucking hilarious, gets me every time.

[@ravenmoon9546]

0:48 of course what hasn't roger f**ked.

[@TDIdialgagirl]

This channel

[@zedries]

Steve

[@PrincessofHell666]

Lol if it has a hole Roger probably fucked it

[@doomclasher9287]

Meg

[@sinemsofta152]

TBS

[@thecaptainarcticwolf71]

I don’t know why but the bleeps make it that just funnier

[@AdamLacy228]

That's an unpopular opinion, but I totally concur.

[@flower_girl4983]

The bleeping is way more fun than the actual swear words 😂

[@jeremiahanthony5521]

4:39 me every day because of COVID 19 4:49 as well

[@jonathantiernan6816]

Jeremiah Anthony What The Bleeeeep With The Coronavirus

[@GaylordRobinson]

trump prolonged everything.

[@GaylordRobinson]

@D Griffin trump told people not to wear masks because it was not a big deal according to him.

[@theinsurance2450]

@@GaylordRobinson yeah so if I told Jim to jump off a building it is my fault not Jim. Jim is just an innocent dumb sheep. Also majority of the Covid-19 deaths are caused by Democrat leaders putting all the sick people in Elderly Homes. You know the people most vulnerable. Also they count people dying from car accident who just happen to have Covid-19 as a death. You also didn't realize the CDC estimated originally 2 million deaths when really we just had 200 thousand in the first year. Showing Trump in fact did a good job.

[@IStanAmerica]

@@GaylordRobinson It wasn't just Trump, Fauci said the same thing back in March when this all first started. Hell, even the WHO encouraged the public to not wear masks, claiming that there was “no evidence” to suggest that wearing such masks would prevent the virus from spreading whatsoever. They didn't think to wait a few weeks or months to actually gather data and see if this was true, they just flat out said it during a time when Americans needed honesty the most.

[@StabbyBen]

4:38 "What the f*ck is going on!?" 4:48 "WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON!?"

[@jonathantiernan6816]

4:37 4:38 4:39

[@jonathantiernan6816]

4:47 4:48 4:49 4:50

[@cobeoe]

Steve: you can do better A lot better see you Stan android: f*** you Steve

[@domo_doom1720]

me and my mom in the morning 3:27

[@jl-fy3zj]

"Oh, I'm sorry officer Fig Pucker"

[@tylerjeune5572]

That name is F*******ing HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂

[@trynamakegainz]

3:10 How’s that Psych 101 class going? It’s only day 3 but I know how the whole world works now. ☠️🤣

[@ryandevan2793]

Me: No Hayley, that’s what we call The Dunning Kruger Effect!

[@ryanwilliams846]

1:08 when I call my gf by her name instead of “baby”

[@junglemasterred3015]

1:05 "hello schmuley" "Da *bleep* you just call me?"

[@miauscavern6920]

When TBS transmited American Dad, all bad languages were uncensored, except the f word that is censored yet.

[@skyn3945]

At least they show the middle finger

[@ABlueyFan]

Because TBS is a better home than FOX

[@gmax1998]

And they say Shit all the time now that they can get away with it on TBS

[@marvelnarniaarda6241]

0:54 WE NEED TO GET THE ******* OUT OF HERE !!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonathantiernan6816]

0:51 0:52 0:53 0:54 0:55

[@jonathantiernan6816]

0:56 0:57 0:58 0:59 1:00 1:01

[@BaboDex]

2:26 I love that bit

[@OrionsBelt2002]

2:03 me when my sassy sister comes home

[@xxslasher16xx]

Same xD

[@tchallaware3639]

So many f bombs 😂😂🤣 1:58 yo Steve was gone

[@burnt_fuze2281]

in the uncensored version, he only says "fuck" once. the rest is super out of nowhere

[@tchallaware3639]

Wow@@burnt_fuze2281

[@manimdead485]

What up you a**-faced b***he's you stupid ass honking f**king fa***ts is what he say

[@lizardguyNA]

4:49 Francine reacting to the entirety of the world for the last 6 years or so.

[@milesbradshaw6643]

0:41: The best part is Francine is right, Birds are Dinosaurs.

[@alphathorsten5045]

I hope I hear some rando say that in the next Jurassic Park movie

[@woreezy]

It sounds so good when Steve uses it lol

[@Xone9]

You forgot Francine's rant about George Clooney.

[@ThomasFan-vd3uz]

0:11 Me whenever my mom tells me I can’t say something that other people are saying.

[@Janexcalibur]

Aww, you didn't include one of my favorite scenes when Steve is arguing with Stan about living with Greg & Terry: Steve: "You know what they're doing at my two dads' house? Eating cheeses from Europe, sans crackers. That's right-- I said a French word! I learned it over there! Au revoir les enfants; That means 'F--- YOU!!'" Stan: 😡

[@Simonporter89]

😂😂😂😂

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

Actually, "Au revoir les enfants" means "See you later my children."

[@Maw0]

I think anyone who knows basic French greetings knows what "Au revoir" means.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

@@Maw0 they should

[@Maw0]

@@marvinthemaniac7698 Oui

[@Gravitation3Beatles3]

i love the “I’LL BLEEPING KILL YOU”

[@austinurban7860]

1:09, funniest bleep ever.

[@ethancastellanos1610]

S man! Stevan urgle even steven steven to stever, STEVEN PICK UP THE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP PHONE!😁😁😁😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@balorcallaway6066]

"they obviously need to beep" I love Hailey bahaha

[@mr.j731]

4:39 and 4:49 is me whenever I show up for class late and they already started

[@jonathantiernan6816]

What The Fuck Is Going On

[@jonathantiernan6816]

4:49 4:50 4:51 4:52

[@aliabbasnaqvi347]

1:34 that girl with short hair found principal brown attractive

[@GaylordRobinson]

Principal Brown? His name is Lewis.

[@aliabbasnaqvi347]

@@GaylordRobinson principal brown is a amazing world of gumball character

[@GaylordRobinson]

@@aliabbasnaqvi347 I like that show too.

[@brandonmcqueen9565]

I saw that

[@kingjb554]

I saw that too

[@subjectdelta4758]

2:17 when you text your girlfriend and your phone autocorrects Baby to Abby.

[@tylerjeune5572]

This whole video is F******ing HILARIOUS!

[@lauryncraig1474]

1:35 My favorite one for some reason. That monster just came out of nowhere.

[@ABlueyFan]

1:39* and it sounded like an earrape at the beginning too

[@jyavant]

1:02, 1:10, 2:30, 3:21, 3:34 are my favorites

[@robowolfgaming8775]

Here's how many times in this video they all said the F word: Klaus: 4 Francine: 4 Roger: 4 Jeff: 1 Snot: 2 Hayley: 3 Principal Lewis: 1 Mailbox Monster: 1 Steve: 2 (maybe more during that first clip) Stan: 4 (possibly one more, since the blonde girl at 4:06 was actually Stan in control of her) TV Announcer: 1 Reggie: 1

[@WhentheBehelitScreams]

Reggie arguably had the best one

[@supersaiyan30-]

0:18 Lmao Klaus was letting them have it (4th wall break)

[@irregulargamer1352]

2:46 my favorite

[@mr.l8723]

1:08 BEST ONE😂

[@jbardouc808]

1:46 is the best

[@indyjons321]

Going a little fast for the turn....

[@joshkeene8457]

indyjons321 WHAT THE F***

[@GaylordRobinson]

Klaus is dead.

[@kendalldalton3111]

Explosion

[@HectorGonzo-bx4ny]

Never get into a car with a hot woman driver.

[@spectraphantom5870]

1:47 STEVEN PICK UP THE F*CKING PHONE

[@wesleytrumbo]

0:06 uh going a little fast for the turn aren't you WHAT THE F****CK

[@Error50TheRobloxGuy63]

(Crash)

[@GardeningandDIYingwithMzNikki]

Marshall: premature observation I think del's already having a great effect on you. 0:50 Grandpa shark: we need to get f**k out of here! 0:56

[@justjokinntokin5474]

Ahh yes the "F" word this must be where Stewie learned his first word 😂😂😂

[@joeschmo7834]

Klaus is the funniest when he says it😂

[@beardedgreek9069]

"Thank god, we made it through 2021.." 2022: 1:57

[@Woytek101]

“What happened to your hair?” “What? Nothing. It burned off in the crash. I like it, do you like it?” “No, it looks really bad.” “Well f*** you.” So hilarious

[@captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502]

0:05 I AM THE WARRIOR WHO GRABS THE SUN (spray painting my face red) RIDING TO VALHALLAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Witness me fish! WITNESS MEEEEE!!!! I live I die I LIVE AGAIN!!! VALHALLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! 💥🔥

[@sinemsofta152]

What the F***

[@captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502]

@@sinemsofta152 💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@joziebrenner7014]

4:28 Koala bear 🐨 🐻

[@mustang4life]

Pound for pound, this may be your GREATEST product to the world, as this 3:51 is where the laughter went to a whole other level! 🍻🇺🇸🤣🎉🎯🎉😂🇺🇸🍻

[@jeremiahanthony5521]

1:23 me at work 1:39 is also me at work

[@savharris5702]

"B!tch!!...What are you crying about??" Is too much to bear

[@jorgemelendez3516]

You will always be Stan the Man American Dad will always be the best show and will still going strong

[@user-jf6zu8gv4h]

Peter and Roger have the same voice actor at 1:42 you can hear the similarity in their voice

[@zimmet2279]

So is quagmire, Stan, Stewie, Brian, some more...

[@idontknowmyname1708]

Almost Everyone knows that

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

1:33 girl on top of the pink convertible in the blue tank top is the only one smiling... I know where this is going

[@kossiocaudle7166]

Yo that kowala is so hilarious he said OHH WHAT THE F*CK STAN STAN

[@SMG-ls5js]

4:05 Scorpio: well f**k you.

[@lucaskincanyon7393]

I love American dad lol.

[@fedcho8633]

The Steve scene unbleeped is one of the funniest things ever you 2:00😂

[@jonathantiernan6816]

It’s A Fucking Dinosaur

[@LolaisCuteSouthPark]

1:58 Steve sounds like a gangster

[@rex74t]

Not even 10 seconds in and I’m already laughing

[@Greg-TC]

2:32 I just noticed that the 2 bike racks have the same bikes in the same places... they didn't even change the colors or anything

[@quasar7951]

When you realize Klaus is voiced by the same person who voiced Captain Rex

[@FallenOne669]

I thought it was Seth McFarlane?

[@quasar7951]

@@FallenOne669 no it was dee Bradley baker

[@cdayal2]

@ 1:25 that child with the enlarged hand. I can't place him. I can place everybody else in the scene but him. True fans help me please

[@ryanm.191]

I find it funnier when they censor swears I guess the mind fills it to make it funnier

[@AdamLacy228]

Unpopular opinion, but I totally concur.

[@mightyfilm]

4:36. That's the reason to buy the DVDs people. Also, we're missing the line at the end of "Big Trouble in Little Langley" where Klaus reacts to Francine pretending not to forget about rescuing him from the fire. "Too late, Francine. Too fucking late!"

[@mattsceilingfansandmore2573]

STEVEN PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!

[@thethreemuskyqueers6230]

This video should be alot longer TBH 😂😂😂🤣

[@IcyHalo]

1:42 made me laugh too hard

[@hunterthixton7577]

1:39!😂😂

[@benblair582]

Forgot the one where roger bites stans finger off, that one is so funny. I laugh every time

[@DragonGoddess18]

0:05 "Going a little fast.."

[@Alex_Vel]

Is it just my iPhone or does at 0:33 Siri goes off after saying sweetener ?

[@devantemungin7060]

0:30 to 0:37 it's kinda funny when Klaus told a girl to get the f**k outta here just because she say the plantains were okay.

[@matthewtwitchell5679]

What episode was that in

[@touremuhammad5983]

Can you re-upload this video as an uncensored compilation please?? 🙏🙏🙏

[@gabeakathescientist3243]

No.

[@touremuhammad5983]

@@gabeakathescientist3243 Whaddaya mean "no?"

[@darkrider962]

Is the uncensored version actually available anywhere? I usually just watch American Dad on KZbin so I have no idea if they release the full version anywhere LOL

[@seang7578]

Darkrider DVDs usually uncensor stuff

[@Aura-kw8zq]

Or adult swim

[@LukeThompson156]

"It's a fu-beep-ing dinosaur!" They said, at the start of Jurassic Park.

[@mahaletmengesha5804]

(Bleep) you, you mother(bleep) 🤣😅🤣😅

[@champagnenumbs]

Klaus is the most underrated character 😂

[@pedrosm0459]

1:32 me when I left my old school

[@hipdavinci5122]

1:33 Blondie on the right wanted to do the Principle

[@GaylordRobinson]

Who doesn't?

[@hectorespinoza7678]

She wanted to f**k principle Lewis

[@chengliu872]

3:50: Was one of those Blake Griffin?

[@archiveoftheunknown1193]

The principal deserves a video himself. He’s the greatest.

[@terrance3218]

Loved 3:00