American Explains: How to Learn Russian in 5 Minutes

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Language Simp

Language Simp

Күн бұрын

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@nationalisst
@nationalisst 2 ай бұрын
Wow it actually worked holy shit
@DungeonNumber5
@DungeonNumber5 2 ай бұрын
Nu tipa zdravstvuitye
@Kultus1337
@Kultus1337 2 ай бұрын
​biznes ledi
@honeyman6006
@honeyman6006 Ай бұрын
blya nuuuu
@Xandr_Nekomata
@Xandr_Nekomata Ай бұрын
Idi Nahuj
@KindPeople-ey3kb
@KindPeople-ey3kb Ай бұрын
Zdsvstvyite dryg
@matvejv4684
@matvejv4684 2 ай бұрын
For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN
@nezovemsetruth69
@nezovemsetruth69 2 ай бұрын
They aren't dangerous, but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball
@ImPedofinderGeneral
@ImPedofinderGeneral 2 ай бұрын
you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles
@craftah
@craftah 2 ай бұрын
its pretty easy to tell the difference. for example if you hear "blya" every 2 word that's russian
@bequiet3944
@bequiet3944 2 ай бұрын
@@ImPedofinderGeneralhow bold of you to assume that we can pronounce this...
@an0nycat
@an0nycat 2 ай бұрын
Inter Slavic language! 🤩🤩
@finskiysniper
@finskiysniper 2 ай бұрын
Посмотрел 2 раза и забыл русский
@von.changfeng
@von.changfeng 2 ай бұрын
бизнес леди?
@von.changfeng
@von.changfeng 2 ай бұрын
ну в принципе, скажем
@StrangeMold
@StrangeMold 2 ай бұрын
тостер
@goblinslayer2891
@goblinslayer2891 2 ай бұрын
блин
@mrlostons
@mrlostons 2 ай бұрын
Nu blin
@user-gj4mu7uw5r
@user-gj4mu7uw5r Ай бұрын
As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that I use "toaster" and "business lady" as filler words
@user-tf7dw9fx3r
@user-tf7dw9fx3r Ай бұрын
Не такой как все
@klokuork
@klokuork Ай бұрын
nuu vobshem tipa da...
@RobertJeilish
@RobertJeilish Ай бұрын
Really? I am seriously trying to learn Russian. Can I get more tips?
@peaceandlove3225
@peaceandlove3225 Ай бұрын
​@@RobertJeilish no, it's joke
@L4evsk
@L4evsk Ай бұрын
It took me a while before I understood what "business lady" is a euphemism for...
@traktor1353
@traktor1353 Ай бұрын
i've laughed to tears at Достоwasteoftimesky, спасибо за существование, лангуаге симп
@HexaYoProfessionalHater
@HexaYoProfessionalHater 2 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear,now I speak fluently French
@cirst9395
@cirst9395 2 ай бұрын
as a russian speaker i forgot how to speak russian
@abarette_
@abarette_ 2 ай бұрын
as a french speaker i forgot how to speak french
@legueu
@legueu 2 ай бұрын
Pourquoi t'es-tu encore trompé? C'est la troisième fois cette semaine!
@Yoyoadventure
@Yoyoadventure 2 ай бұрын
Oui oui baguette
@LocalClownOnEarth
@LocalClownOnEarth 2 ай бұрын
maintenant quoi
@user-oh8dv1vb6z
@user-oh8dv1vb6z 2 ай бұрын
С "один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ" проорал так, что всю семью разбудил. Это было очень хорошо, языковой простофиля, жму руку 🤝
@KP6..
@KP6.. 2 ай бұрын
я тоже хахахах пословица топ
@FrozenMermaid666
@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын
I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!
@sgtjonzo
@sgtjonzo 2 ай бұрын
​@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh through though drought trough brought the "ough" makes 5 different sounds
@FrozenMermaid666
@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын
Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!
@sgtjonzo
@sgtjonzo 2 ай бұрын
@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough
@Archorier
@Archorier Ай бұрын
4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word
@FondeFaood
@FondeFaood Ай бұрын
"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.
@morianuxi
@morianuxi 12 күн бұрын
"короче" can be translated as "long story short" or something like this
@SempaI..
@SempaI.. 9 күн бұрын
ты имеешь ввиду In brief
@piterandreev45
@piterandreev45 2 күн бұрын
Ситуации две когда используют короче/или короче говоря, это когда хотят быстро проскочить текущую тему не объясняя причин, второй вариант описали вы
@magpiestudent9357
@magpiestudent9357 Ай бұрын
I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.
@neko2718_
@neko2718_ Ай бұрын
You can say: "Ya nye gavaryu pa ruski" instead
@behappu
@behappu 2 ай бұрын
Бля, ну впринципе...вообщем да. Бизнес леди, тостер!
@user-jy3lj4dw7o
@user-jy3lj4dw7o Ай бұрын
Ну бля кароче впринципе дааааааа.... Тостер?ну здравствуйте
@Nopendos
@Nopendos Ай бұрын
​@@user-jy3lj4dw7o Ссср водка медведь?
@communisthitler666
@communisthitler666 Ай бұрын
@@Nopendos хардбасс водка путин путин Жопа привет
@Senin_Ilya
@Senin_Ilya Ай бұрын
@@Nopendos балалайка ☝
@eblanchik8231
@eblanchik8231 Ай бұрын
Тостер впринципе
@werlz62816
@werlz62816 2 ай бұрын
I am Russian, so I'm fluent in the Russian language. But after this video I became so fluent that even my russian friends don't understand me
@artillepsy3172
@artillepsy3172 Ай бұрын
Toster vobshem? Nu tipaaa
@isaacclarke5494
@isaacclarke5494 Ай бұрын
​@@artillepsy3172business lady?
@Kaia_Industrial_Complex
@Kaia_Industrial_Complex Ай бұрын
@@artillepsy3172 бизнес-леди (biznes ledi)
@comrade6499
@comrade6499 Ай бұрын
Ладно
@N1kola1_
@N1kola1_ Ай бұрын
Relatable 🔥🔥
@WrittingOnTheWall
@WrittingOnTheWall Ай бұрын
Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months... So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁
@youtubestolenmyname
@youtubestolenmyname Ай бұрын
as a Russian, I confirm that this is a real recipe for borscht
@stormmix7858
@stormmix7858 4 күн бұрын
только вместо травы надо было добавить желейных червячков зеленых, тогда не отличить от оригинала
@arteai
@arteai 2 ай бұрын
Я почти умер когда он готовил американский борщ 💀
@imperialofficer6185
@imperialofficer6185 Ай бұрын
бля нууу... типа даа
@user-ld7mz6lf7u
@user-ld7mz6lf7u Ай бұрын
​@@imperialofficer6185 бизнес-леди, тостер типа
@PAINNN666
@PAINNN666 Ай бұрын
Ну если траву не добавлять будет даже вкусно хоть и приторно
@pieshock5827
@pieshock5827 Ай бұрын
@@user-ld7mz6lf7u достопримечательность гей дравствуйте
@knyaz787
@knyaz787 Ай бұрын
Согл
@Capitandirt_
@Capitandirt_ 2 ай бұрын
4:41 another important words in Russian. “Tak”, “scha”, “blin”, “suka”, “koroche”
@diesesphil
@diesesphil 2 ай бұрын
poka
@David280GG
@David280GG 2 ай бұрын
☝🤓 koroče* šča*
@diesesphil
@diesesphil 2 ай бұрын
@@David280GG ići u rat
@neko2718_
@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын
*karoche
@David280GG
@David280GG 2 ай бұрын
@@neko2718_ *karoče *
@CamamberaGD
@CamamberaGD Ай бұрын
English: hi, hello, hey, yo, heyo. Russian: привет, прив, здарова, здравствуйте, здраст, приветству. Думаю это далеко не всë...
@kanylllka
@kanylllka Ай бұрын
Казахский: Дарова сайпал
@radopiemo
@radopiemo Ай бұрын
пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки
@Sortsylic
@Sortsylic Ай бұрын
@@radopiemo сап, сяп
@RockAndStone445
@RockAndStone445 Ай бұрын
«дароути» вообще-то. как ты мог забыть???
@Vientofuerza
@Vientofuerza 20 күн бұрын
@@kanylllkaдарова кутакбас ❤
@theswitgamer.-106
@theswitgamer.-106 Ай бұрын
Borscht can be different Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc. The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.
@user-wu2bo6ou7s
@user-wu2bo6ou7s Ай бұрын
Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он
@theswitgamer.-106
@theswitgamer.-106 Ай бұрын
Можно сказать так, чтоб никому обидно не было: борщ - славянский, так можно и не спорить :)
@ChillMishka
@ChillMishka 23 күн бұрын
The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.
@theswitgamer.-106
@theswitgamer.-106 23 күн бұрын
Yes
@user-st1ry2cd9s
@user-st1ry2cd9s 6 сағат бұрын
I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.
@Strelokman
@Strelokman 2 ай бұрын
Прогрессируешь, Симп. Уже почти выучил букву «ы». Уже почти слышится -уй
@YyY-gi6xs
@YyY-gi6xs 2 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😂😂😂
@Gleb-ht6yv
@Gleb-ht6yv Ай бұрын
он выдавил ы примерно на 24%
@RoadVZeon
@RoadVZeon Ай бұрын
@@Gleb-ht6yv все думал как он читает слог ХЫ
@Mad_Shrimp
@Mad_Shrimp Ай бұрын
Осталась Х
@monxxie
@monxxie Ай бұрын
Ему сто раз написали в ролике про Дору, где было правильно. Пока чето не вышло все еще, в принципе пиздец бля. Типа.
@petercui5464
@petercui5464 2 ай бұрын
Я китаец. Два раза смотрел это видео, я уже говорю по-русски. Ну, типа, в принципе..
@neko2718_
@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын
Партия гордится тобой
@MautozTech
@MautozTech 2 ай бұрын
Тостер бизнеслэди
@petercui5464
@petercui5464 2 ай бұрын
@@neko2718_ молодец! плюс 100 социальных кредитов
@human_70
@human_70 2 ай бұрын
+100 social кредитов, партия дарует вам чашку риса с курицей и кошку-жену.
@petercui5464
@petercui5464 Ай бұрын
@@neko2718_ молодец! + 100 социальных кредитов
@Devon686
@Devon686 Ай бұрын
Language Simp and NFKRZ was the collab I didn't know I needed
@vsem88
@vsem88 Ай бұрын
АХАХАХАХАХАХАХА, Я УМЕР С "один глаз на вас, другой на кавказ"
@khalxd-Aurus
@khalxd-Aurus 2 ай бұрын
Дора: bro , I'm here, you can stop 🥲 Симп: Спасибо большое 🙏 🇺🇸 🤝 🇷🇺 Дора: 🫂
@khalxd-Aurus
@khalxd-Aurus 2 ай бұрын
Мр Симп, это правда ?
@Trilingual-yw9br
@Trilingual-yw9br 2 ай бұрын
​@@khalxd-Aurusyes He was doing a stream where he would say ы for 24 hours continuous unless Дора tells him to stop So she did in the second hour
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
Ohhh, such a cute story
@user-bv6dv6jd4f
@user-bv6dv6jd4f 2 ай бұрын
Да, это на стриме было
@manuuu..-
@manuuu..- 2 ай бұрын
‘you are what you eat, so in order to think like a russian, you need to eat a russian.’
@bananenmusli2769
@bananenmusli2769 2 ай бұрын
No, that only applies to Tok Pisin
@iamapokerface8992
@iamapokerface8992 2 ай бұрын
cringe
@user-es4mu3mh2q
@user-es4mu3mh2q 2 ай бұрын
Не кринж, вполне рабочая схема
@FrozenMermaid666
@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын
Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!
@FrozenMermaid666
@FrozenMermaid666 2 ай бұрын
Pfff, what ns!
@SpeakRussian.Transformer
@SpeakRussian.Transformer Ай бұрын
you got it right, learning Russian should be and can be fun. got inspired by you and will throw in a few episodes, hope it will crack a few smiles ; ]
@user-ws6rt2il4m
@user-ws6rt2il4m Ай бұрын
Vprintsipye - самое важное. Им можно на любой вопрос отвечать. Просто с разной интонацией 👌🏻
@KanaevM
@KanaevM 2 ай бұрын
Твоё "goodbye" всегда дарит улыбку.
@shredderx9813
@shredderx9813 2 ай бұрын
i knew it 😂
@craftah
@craftah 2 ай бұрын
yea its funny
@Jorick_73
@Jorick_73 Ай бұрын
в этот момент понимаешь всю нелепость деления слов и выражений на цензурные и нецензурные. Такая милота )))
@Ogonik_
@Ogonik_ Ай бұрын
Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!
@rednoi3e
@rednoi3e 10 күн бұрын
Friendly reminder for English native speakers! Russian = sarcasm
@halyna_subliminals
@halyna_subliminals Ай бұрын
As a russian learner, I can consider that I am now fluent as I know how to write and say out loud "здравствуйте" without any mistake now thanks to you! As this word is really complicated, it means that I can speak russian fluently from now! This video really does work 👍🏻
@valtty143
@valtty143 28 күн бұрын
hi! i’m native russian speaker, so i suggest that i help you with learning russian, and you can help me with english)
@m.i.g.2023
@m.i.g.2023 2 ай бұрын
Number 1 Russian learning tip: words do not matter, only intonations do
@AffixedEvil
@AffixedEvil Ай бұрын
Well, I think this rule applies for every other language (if you can pronounce the words audibly at least) :D
@f15mikey
@f15mikey 2 ай бұрын
The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.
@lexy5490
@lexy5490 Ай бұрын
Это просто гениально. Самое страшное, что слыша одновременно и русский и английский, я в один момент просто перестал понимать что здесь вообще происходит. Кстати у тебя хорошее произношение)
@ruslantube
@ruslantube Ай бұрын
Your “Vsem idi na hui” is so motivational and lovely ❤
@Vegas-dw7te
@Vegas-dw7te 2 ай бұрын
3:45 "Я люблю тЫ" Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially! Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!
@katakana1
@katakana1 2 ай бұрын
No more *УИ* ...
@run.forest.run.
@run.forest.run. 2 ай бұрын
Я рад за ты
@run.forest.run.
@run.forest.run. 2 ай бұрын
Я рад за ты
@callmeniac
@callmeniac 2 ай бұрын
Not even close, if you ask me. No not-russian can ever pronounce "Ы" right
@A-fo4sc
@A-fo4sc 2 ай бұрын
​@@callmeniac That's why no one asked you :)
@zhenya17
@zhenya17 2 ай бұрын
Пацаны, это просто офигенно! Врубил видос на повтор на ночь и очнулся уже посреди Сибири. Чувствую себя Р У С С К И М...
@TuaRed
@TuaRed 2 ай бұрын
Я РУССКИЙ, Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!
@DM-ul5yc
@DM-ul5yc 2 ай бұрын
Поел борщ, с капусткой, но не красный
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
@@DM-ul5yc «белый борщ» называется 🤓
@user-vl4zv5mf6b
@user-vl4zv5mf6b 2 ай бұрын
ты чего поел бы борща, проснулся бы украинцем
@TuaRed
@TuaRed 2 ай бұрын
@@user-vl4zv5mf6b поел картошки и стал Белорусом))))))
@nettlecarrier8259
@nettlecarrier8259 Ай бұрын
As a matter of fact a recommendation from NFKRZ is more like a label of shame than a sign of approval.
@ervaburak
@ervaburak Ай бұрын
Ржу, не могу😂😂😂😂 Спасибо, ты всегда поднимаешь настроение🥰
@GignacPL
@GignacPL 2 ай бұрын
2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.
@georgiykireev9678
@georgiykireev9678 2 ай бұрын
I like how you guys still used the Caucasus, even though it doesn't rhyme
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
Bracia Słowianie 🇵🇱❤️🇷🇺
@craftah
@craftah 2 ай бұрын
jedno oko na divoko
@GignacPL
@GignacPL 2 ай бұрын
@@georgiykireev9678 It doesn't that's true, but Oko and Maroko does.
@renecro1007
@renecro1007 2 ай бұрын
Oh thanks! I am learning Polish
@TheCubingChronicles
@TheCubingChronicles 2 ай бұрын
thank you I just purchased the country of kazakhstan using this video
@maratuly_a
@maratuly_a Ай бұрын
Biznes ledy
@mishahoidenko8272
@mishahoidenko8272 9 күн бұрын
@@maratuly_a Тостер(toster)
@thedeemon
@thedeemon Ай бұрын
One of your best videos ever
@asya_skating
@asya_skating Ай бұрын
я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер
@bottlerofgames
@bottlerofgames 2 ай бұрын
As a russian, i approve of this video.
@von.changfeng
@von.changfeng 2 ай бұрын
yeah, it's flawless
@abcxyz12e
@abcxyz12e 2 ай бұрын
бля, ну типа в общем, гей бизнес леди тостер
@bottlerofgames
@bottlerofgames 2 ай бұрын
@@abcxyz12e Да, да, я понимаю.
@user-ip6yy7kn1o
@user-ip6yy7kn1o 2 ай бұрын
Дааааа​@@abcxyz12e
@grinsekatzedecheshire7754
@grinsekatzedecheshire7754 2 ай бұрын
кроме борща
@Riffle_Shuffle
@Riffle_Shuffle 2 ай бұрын
Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ
@persona509
@persona509 Ай бұрын
NFKRZ and Language Simp collab?? Actually the only two youtubers i watch. Epic
@user-wb9ri8up6m
@user-wb9ri8up6m Ай бұрын
Лучший урок по изучению моего родного языка, действительно действенные советы😂
@smyaeer6746
@smyaeer6746 2 ай бұрын
Ну, типа, да
@goblinslayer2891
@goblinslayer2891 2 ай бұрын
бизнес леди
@goblinslayer2891
@goblinslayer2891 2 ай бұрын
в принципе
@smyaeer6746
@smyaeer6746 2 ай бұрын
@@goblinslayer2891 типа да
@69DESICK69
@69DESICK69 2 ай бұрын
нуууууу@@smyaeer6746
@yrohi9253
@yrohi9253 2 ай бұрын
Тостер
@razeinmirzaomar277
@razeinmirzaomar277 2 ай бұрын
Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊
@pinkcat7530
@pinkcat7530 2 ай бұрын
Bro the russians are usually shit at the game, and if you play with a friend getting kicken is impossible due to how the system works
@TheBLACKDAYxD
@TheBLACKDAYxD 2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@craftah
@craftah 2 ай бұрын
i shit you not i got kicked many times by russians just because im not russian
@yourneighbourr
@yourneighbourr Ай бұрын
in Russian that would be "не кикайте!"
@miraclegigachad
@miraclegigachad Ай бұрын
​@@yourneighbourr ne kikaite
@devils7927
@devils7927 Ай бұрын
Вынесло на моменте с кс 😂😂😂 Сначала подумала это реальная запись
@RiS2507
@RiS2507 Ай бұрын
Это просто невероятно! Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ (уже кричала в голос, но про себя, ведь я на работе). С игры в кс просто порвало от смеха 😂😂😂 ❤❤❤
@Sydney_Max
@Sydney_Max 2 ай бұрын
In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent
@eldanzhangirov2185
@eldanzhangirov2185 Ай бұрын
not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it
@rakhatthenut3815
@rakhatthenut3815 Ай бұрын
Bruh, everyone speaks russian in Kazakhstan, but not everyone speaks kazakh here. Weird, huh
@Ivan_Arakcheev
@Ivan_Arakcheev Ай бұрын
Но казахи говорят по-русски очень самобытно, особенно наши маты получаются классно)) Слово "заебал" в качестве приветствия - это вообще нечто))
@keonliller_2287
@keonliller_2287 Ай бұрын
true, i have 2 friends from kazakhstan and none of them can speak kazakh
@TheRifild
@TheRifild Ай бұрын
​@@rakhatthenut3815 true my childhood friend immigrated from Kazakhstan and spoke perfect Russian without any accent at the age of 8-9
@rationaleks
@rationaleks 2 ай бұрын
Достоwasteoftimesky made me press that like button. It echoed too well with my schooltime resentment towards all of his novels except for C&P.
@sergeyzelener
@sergeyzelener Ай бұрын
Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....
@shadowboy-_-
@shadowboy-_- Ай бұрын
I freaking exploded when the CS GO match started. Top tier video
@user-si1ns3zn5c
@user-si1ns3zn5c Ай бұрын
You’re the man!
@user-ip6yy7kn1o
@user-ip6yy7kn1o 2 ай бұрын
As a russian, I guess this video will be really useful for me
@Yoyoadventure
@Yoyoadventure 2 ай бұрын
Was it ?
@user-ip6yy7kn1o
@user-ip6yy7kn1o 2 ай бұрын
@@Yoyoadventure definitely blya
@l.u._is_lost2848
@l.u._is_lost2848 Ай бұрын
@@Yoyoadventure Тостер
@libra592
@libra592 Ай бұрын
as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....
@Yoyoadventure
@Yoyoadventure Ай бұрын
@@libra592 wow
@konnipofe
@konnipofe 2 ай бұрын
I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!
@neko2718_
@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын
As Russian, I can подтвердить, что твой русский на уровне носителя
@hopeyouhavinganiceday
@hopeyouhavinganiceday 2 ай бұрын
why need to learn nazi ruzzian language
@deadbread8446
@deadbread8446 Ай бұрын
На самом деле у тебя довольно посредственный русский, ещё работать и работать
@AffixedEvil
@AffixedEvil Ай бұрын
American с маленькой буквы написал. Тебя раскрыли, русский шпион, сдавайся)
@neko2718_
@neko2718_ Ай бұрын
@@deadbread8446 Stop showing off. That comment is absolutely correct, it's literally native speaker level translation
@nikvil3853
@nikvil3853 Ай бұрын
initially borscht was only a Russian dish
@ygreaterr
@ygreaterr Ай бұрын
Слишком недооценённый канал! Обожаю этот канал!
@entermensch
@entermensch 2 ай бұрын
один на вас другой на кавказ а он реально хорош
@Riffle_Shuffle
@Riffle_Shuffle 2 ай бұрын
На 7 шаге должно быть ещё 7 слово - "короче"
@VladikPlay
@VladikPlay Ай бұрын
Thank you, i am as russian tryed this method. And I learned Polski and Turkiye languages
@chanshichabwe7256
@chanshichabwe7256 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I love the last tip so much
@legueu
@legueu 2 ай бұрын
Now that I've watched this video 2 times, I'm a fluent Russian Speaker.
@spgmanticgaga3420
@spgmanticgaga3420 2 ай бұрын
You watch it twice to гтдукт ше
@helloJude141
@helloJude141 2 ай бұрын
Watch it 3rice and youll turn into a bear
@keltonleung3916
@keltonleung3916 2 ай бұрын
You didn’t because you commented one minute after the video posted and the video is six minutes long
@nwefie_
@nwefie_ 2 ай бұрын
impossible... at the latest time you could've posted this comment, the video would've only been 5 minutes old.
@legueu
@legueu 2 ай бұрын
@@keltonleung3916 That's the joke...
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
2:36 наконец-то Языковой Симп правильно произнёс звук [ы]
@user-bi4eo3ys1f
@user-bi4eo3ys1f 2 ай бұрын
Он произнёс «Э». Но это ближе к «Ы», чем «уй».
@Fifasher2K
@Fifasher2K 2 ай бұрын
По моему, это ор козла.
@user-bi4eo3ys1f
@user-bi4eo3ys1f 2 ай бұрын
@@Fifasher2K Тоже верно.
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
@@Fifasher2K ’merican goat
@callmeniac
@callmeniac 2 ай бұрын
Не-а, я всё ещё недоволен
@user-jw6gm5ip5x
@user-jw6gm5ip5x Ай бұрын
You are the best business lady !
@VarVarJeg
@VarVarJeg Ай бұрын
This will come in handy for CS!
@bazhumai
@bazhumai 2 ай бұрын
Ну ты и бизнес леди, Тостер
@astaroth4807
@astaroth4807 2 ай бұрын
нууу ээээ хороший видео. бизнес леди
@awesomeballs7839
@awesomeballs7839 Ай бұрын
тостер, типа ну вообщем
@VaryCover
@VaryCover Ай бұрын
AHAHHA the ending of the video is literally my mood, this is genius
@D1amondboyyt
@D1amondboyyt Ай бұрын
The borscht is wild tho
@dinvie
@dinvie 2 ай бұрын
нууу эээ типа в общем и вприпципе спасибо, теперь я, благодаря просмотру данного видео несколько раз, говорю по русски свободно
@blissy_sama
@blissy_sama 2 ай бұрын
Ну, типа, да тостер
@20_let_nazad
@20_let_nazad 2 ай бұрын
Бизнес тостер
@axeluri
@axeluri 2 ай бұрын
unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!
@benshakespeare268
@benshakespeare268 Ай бұрын
I had a feeling this was the way this video would go 😁
@tea_is_ready
@tea_is_ready Ай бұрын
luv this dude
@o_s-24
@o_s-24 2 ай бұрын
1:47 every Russian and Ukrainian: dies inside
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
Nu eto pizdets kakoy-to prosto
@an0nycat
@an0nycat 2 ай бұрын
😱😱
@neko2718_
@neko2718_ 2 ай бұрын
​@@pawlo_sanycz Agreed
@user-vl4zv5mf6b
@user-vl4zv5mf6b 2 ай бұрын
as a Ukrainian, I agree with that
@1DE101
@1DE101 2 ай бұрын
as a Russian, I agree with that
@donnakerins5368
@donnakerins5368 2 ай бұрын
I am now fluent in Russian,thank you LanguageSimp! 🇺🇿 🇺🇿
@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo
@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo 2 ай бұрын
Can you read Arabic Alphabet (i mean in which script uzbek lanuguase is written? I heard it is in Arabic script
@lmantichora3785
@lmantichora3785 2 ай бұрын
​@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eono, it uses common Latin alphabet
@KennyMShow
@KennyMShow Ай бұрын
Language Shrimp 🦐
@AB-er8yx
@AB-er8yx Ай бұрын
​@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo it is eithet Cyrillic or Latin, nowadays mainly Latin
@goldensch4440
@goldensch4440 Ай бұрын
It's amazing, when I watched this video I forgot Russian and learned it again
@hi.____.
@hi.____. Ай бұрын
5:03 тот самый minecraft: "ну да, ну да, пошёл я лесом" (Yandex Translator: "Yeah, yeah, I went to the forest")
@user-mj9wn1in3p
@user-mj9wn1in3p 2 ай бұрын
As a native russian speaker, I can say that the filler words were explained nice. Ну типа это правда, впринципе
@_grigoryta
@_grigoryta 2 ай бұрын
4:23 Also: "koroche", "kak by", "vot", "chestno/grubo/myagko govorya", "naprimer" "dopustim". We call them "parasite-words" - "слова-паразиты"
@kubiklda1
@kubiklda1 Ай бұрын
I like how you pronounced toster in Russia. I want 10 hours version now
@user-gp7kg5kd8j
@user-gp7kg5kd8j Ай бұрын
Ещё не посмотрел видео, но уже носитель. Просто чудо. Didn't watched video yet, but I'm already native. What a miracle.
@P3ZzzZzz
@P3ZzzZzz 2 ай бұрын
I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations! Щит (shield) Книга (book) Фарт (luck) Как? (How?) Факт (fact)
@craftah
@craftah 2 ай бұрын
are you fighting in a war or smth if shield is used commonly in your opinion?
@user-hb8nl3ct1g
@user-hb8nl3ct1g 2 ай бұрын
​@@craftah...yes, we are
@hell_flames5675
@hell_flames5675 2 ай бұрын
​@@craftah this russian words have very sussy pronunciation in English Shield- щит[shit] Book - книга [knigga] Luck - фарт [fart] Fact - факт [fuckt]
@mkdock
@mkdock 2 ай бұрын
​@@hell_flames5675was 2 "g" nessesery?)
@theyellowunoreversecard3711
@theyellowunoreversecard3711 2 ай бұрын
@@hell_flames5675 How - как [cock]
@jolly6763
@jolly6763 2 ай бұрын
I really love the beginning , плотный салам из Казахстана тебе
@alexkoltsov8461
@alexkoltsov8461 Ай бұрын
XOXOXO MAGNIFICENT! PURELY MAGNIFICENT ❤ (I don’t cnow American) Спасибо за видео
@user-ty5zj4br9g
@user-ty5zj4br9g Ай бұрын
Его чувство юмора это прекрасно
@poseidon7136
@poseidon7136 2 ай бұрын
As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui
@faneeee3716
@faneeee3716 2 ай бұрын
Is it "как ву" or "как бу"? And what does it mean?
@Red_Skies
@Red_Skies 2 ай бұрын
Бизнес леди
@faneeee3716
@faneeee3716 2 ай бұрын
@@Red_Skies нет
@pawlo_sanycz
@pawlo_sanycz 2 ай бұрын
​​@@faneeee3716 ​ it is «kak bы». «Ы» like Language Simp pronounce it on 2:36. «kak bы» means «sort of» or «something like that» or «kinda», типа того
@faneeee3716
@faneeee3716 2 ай бұрын
@@pawlo_sanycz спосибо, я думал это сленг 😂
@Ulteam8
@Ulteam8 2 ай бұрын
If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.
@vohumanity
@vohumanity Ай бұрын
🎉👌😶😂 Thank you for making my day today. I would like to see your teacher. 😂
@julietm.5425
@julietm.5425 Ай бұрын
Коллаборация с Романом была неожиданной и приятной)
@TwT6
@TwT6 2 ай бұрын
0:44 NO WAY AN EPIC CROSSOVER ITS HAPPENING Gigachad meets each other 💪
@legueu
@legueu 2 ай бұрын
Shipping Roman and Language Simp is a fanfic goldmine.
@1_1__1_1
@1_1__1_1 2 ай бұрын
Call a Russophobe to learn Russian 👏
@1_1__1_1
@1_1__1_1 2 ай бұрын
Russophobe is not a gigachad
@aeluzarii
@aeluzarii 2 ай бұрын
​@@1_1__1_1Russian russophobe?? You good??
@1_1__1_1
@1_1__1_1 2 ай бұрын
@@aeluzarii he spreads anti-Russian propaganda, what else can he be called? Although I know how, you’re unlikely to understand)
@blobzipa
@blobzipa 2 ай бұрын
oh god!!!! the NFKRZ collab is great!! i love you both!!! you two are the light on youtube!!
@jan_kisan
@jan_kisan Ай бұрын
he is right, the method works, i finally remembered my Russian now)) me being from Russia myself vopshem.
@cheerful_crop_circle
@cheerful_crop_circle 21 күн бұрын
For a Bulgarian person, Russian isnt a separate language. It is just a Bulgarian dialect with different grammar and some different letters.
@TheSpiritCarriesOn
@TheSpiritCarriesOn Ай бұрын
Даже другов заставил подыгрывать и говорить свои фразочки! Ну Симп! В общем, типа, сработал как бизнес-леди. 👌
@mooseears9849
@mooseears9849 2 ай бұрын
As a Russian, I can confirm my morning routine involves the following I start out with a Special Getting out of Bed operation. I then undergo a Special Caloric Operation and take a Special Transportation Operation to my Special Making a Living Operation
@izaimedushat
@izaimedushat 2 ай бұрын
As a native Russian speaker I say it is true. I learned Russian like that when I was a kid :))
@skoci5159
@skoci5159 2 ай бұрын
Ну типа ну да бизнес леди
@vsev010d
@vsev010d Ай бұрын
Давно так не смеялся. Большое спасибо!
@kityacat5419
@kityacat5419 Ай бұрын
Тостерfully made video, brother 👍
@granthamwizard4590
@granthamwizard4590 2 ай бұрын
Finally a new video. Keep em coming, sunshine.
@APAXIC
@APAXIC 2 ай бұрын
I am proud for participating in creating of this masterpiece
@user-uc6df2rq3y
@user-uc6df2rq3y Ай бұрын
wtf, I didn't expect Roman to appear. Like!
@korablina8310
@korablina8310 Ай бұрын
I laughed at Достаprimechatelnosty way harder than I should've😂
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