American Healthcare | Biggest Problem

[@Highwiind]

No Frog Tony this episode? What the hell.

[@freedomslunch]

Word!

[@alecross5255]

😂😂😂

[@TheObicobiHD]

🐸🥚🥚🥚🥚👋👨

[@Crabzula]

Unsubscribed

[@Eightsixseven23224]

When I saw no Frog Tony I said hell nah

[@oniondesu9633]

Thought the problem of Vito wanting to cohost The Dick Show was a funny bit, but only as he kept dragging it on I realised how he badly wants it.

[@TechNewsAndReviews1]

It got sadder and funnier lmao

[@lazcoroner1483]

It'd be so much better if it was just Dick. Can't stand the other guy for some reason. He adds nothing.

[@legacy9171]

Vito “Ashley Babbitt deserved it” Gesualdi getting nervous about a sound effect

[@raritymademydress]

The gunshot made me laugh so fucking hard

[@SyntheticShinobi]

@@raritymademydress the MLP ambassador

[@raritymademydress]

@SyntheticShinobi 😁

[@TheYoneRanga]

You spelled Gym Mat wrong

[@slamjam7676]

Then vito obfuscated it into the fucking ground :^(

[@ArcturusMinsk]

could have done without Vito screeching all over it.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

Why does Vito think we want TDS to just become more of Biggest Problem?

[@oniondesu9633]

we lost our LA based comedian and are left with this LA soy comedian

[@Yabanmf666]

Don't put Vito on TDS

[@crizzers]

Listening to Vito step all over Dick's UHC comment bit was incredibly aggravating, this is why you aren't replacing Sean on TDS

[@SyntheticShinobi]

It wasn’t a fucking bit. Bits are comedic. All dick did was read comments everybody has fucking seen before. It wasn’t funny and it was sad. There was no need to read them.

[@SyntheticShinobi]

It wasn’t a bit. Bits are funny. It wasn’t funny because all he did was read comments everyone has already seen. Not to mention it took way too long because he read every single one. They should have moved on.

[@higgy82]

You're unironically this stupid, aren't you?

[@domiepotato]

@@SyntheticShinobi ah yeah i remember the old saying. comedy is completely objective. thanks!

[@SyntheticShinobi]

@@domiepotato your cute sarcasm doesn’t change the fact that reading comments word for word for fifteen minutes isn’t funny. Neither is dead air while you search for SFX to download while bringing the show to a screeching halt.

[@mullettkid324]

Audio sucks, have you considered having an audio engineer on either show?

[@mullettkid324]

Could Shawn do this show instead? Vito loves a dick show..

[@TheSavagegamer69]

Preferably a La Based one

[@sam1992-t3c]

The last one got a new job as an ass farmer.

[@extemporaneouslyplanned7845]

Maybe a comedian?

[@sheldonjplanktonn]

One that is world touring

[@smithjohn3080]

47:52 yeah you know that 40 +yearold "kid" named jamie ?😂😂😂 vito is so stupid but thinks hes so smart

[@1ZombieMan1]

can we get frog Tony on The Dick Show?

[@pureradio5655]

5:24

[@jaymcg4563]

I miss Frog Tony being here and giving the most piss brained takes ever

[@Highwiind]

@@jaymcg4563 Vito left Frog Tony high and dry at the airport again

[@WigglyMcWiggly]

​@@Highwiindas he should

[@inseparabletheband]

Unironically, if Vito thinks hes a viable replacement for Sean, I'll buy his ticket to Greenland myself.

[@TheYoneRanga]

Buy the shirt

[@crazziemonkke]

you can’t but someone else’s ticket to greenland for them, it doesn't work like that

[@Plamler]

@@crazziemonkkehe wants to go but can’t bring himself to take that last step across the finish line. Wonderful fans are volunteering their resources for the noble endeavor of floating(we know he can’t walk) him across that finish line.

[@dakotaisgreat]

BRING BACK FROG TONY!

[@SyntheticShinobi]

@@dakotaisgreat eat a cinderblock

[@raendzel2630]

54:53 Vito’s correct here

[@shik1563]

Honestly it would be a different show if Vito was on d show. It would be too much. The two shows would be too similar

[@username5227]

Vito, I love you, but acting like you deserve to co-host TDS is beyond entitled and tone deaf. I think you just see dollar signs

[@SyntheticShinobi]

Vito deserves a raise but as a fellow Vitophile I also agree that he shouldn’t be on TDS, it would be too repetitive. The thing is, Sean didn’t get a cut of the TDS profits, he got a percentage! I don’t blame Vito for wanting that.

[@jordanhester4821]

It feels like a bad omen that both Dick and Chris Chan found out they're having a baby around the same time

[@AustralianCapitalist]

It’s been confirmed Chris chan isn’t have a child, that he just wanted one

[@fistac0rpse]

Chris Chan having a baby was a "metaphor" apparently

[@BlackAngusReviews]

Oh shit 😦

[@Whoopsiewalrus]

​@fistac0rpse still, I'll remember that Dick got pregnant right around the time ChrisChan did

[@theclawyaww3740]

​@@fistac0rpse chris chan impregnated 80s girl via the sonichu amulet

[@MKR2752]

Why would you put Vito on TDS? It’d just be the same show as this lol. No point.

[@demgphix]

23:09 late to this episode, I wasn't expecting to hear Dick read my comment 😂

[@breadman2060]

Superkiller the animated series coming summer 2165

[@aj00]

“Vito do you think AI stands for ayy I love eating food” that got me

[@jchristsu]

With the income of two pods, Vito can buy a house faster to store his video games collection. Master strategist. Working out of the question, gravy train opportunities only.

[@jburg636]

Can finally afford a door for his bathroom

[@captkilljoy-bb7vu]

No Vito on TDS, we need the separation. You'll lose money

[@advan0s]

I never expected Dick to drink Żywiec on BPITU but here we are

[@ExorFS]

Almost made it to 3 hours boys.... What happened to 3-4 hour long shows? Can vito not sit in the same spot for so long?

[@advan0s]

Some retards started to complain that it's too long

[@britzman9905]

Vito is gonna make a great uncle!

[@TheYoneRanga]

Uncle Vito the Pet-O has a nice ring to it

[@tsarcastic3722]

Frog Tony and Shaqn should do a competing show

[@EstablishedLiberal]

"He could be watching!" Very insightful...

[@connordavis8516]

Quit trampling over the CEO LinkedIn bit, Vito. We get your bit, one is funny yours is not.

[@Ftwiiner]

please no. god no. for the love of god Dick. please don't put Vito permanently on TDS. thanks

[@dribblzz]

Can't believe Vito ate Sean. RIP

[@demgphix]

1:05:25 top tier Vito moment 😂

[@Makojin402]

Vito is a great occasional The Dick Show guest.

[@harrylimeracketeer]

Some weird audio problems in this one

[@peatymasta]

Sean unplugging everything on the way out

[@harrylimeracketeer]

Okay I said this as a joke at the beginning, but the audio kept cutting out every 10 minutes or so throughout the whole episode. Usually just for like half a second, not even enough to miss what they’re saying, but still really annoying.

[@andylofi4448]

Great show, guys

[@gideonjigsaw8957]

Voicemails 1:29:19

[@walsingham-xxiii]

Jesus. Vito talking continually while Dick read out the UHC LinkedIn comments. Infuriating tw@t.

[@SyntheticShinobi]

There was no need to read the comments. Everyone has read them already. It dragged on and took way too much time anyway. Not to mention it wasn’t funny at all.

[@sam1992-t3c]

@@SyntheticShinobi Nice try Vito

[@SyntheticShinobi]

@@sam1992-t3c we Stan Vito

[@Big_Z14]

On the topic of "no masturbating in jail/prison", it really depends where you're put, prisons and jails in different states/counties [or federal] are totally different, basically like different countries in a way. When I did time there was no rule against beating off but one was expected to have some common sense/etiquette about it and not beat off in the presence of others, don't do it while your cellie was in the pod with you, don't make a mess, etc. If you got caught doing any of the above you'd get your ass whooped by whoever you disrespected by doing it in their presence and if it was a hack [CO] you'd probably get an infraction and lose commissary/phone privileges or something, but the hacks aren't going to spray you down or beat your ass for it, they'll just tell you to cut it out and put you down for an infraction. There might be prisons where they do treat it as an assault, I've never heard of it personally but like I said they're all vastly different.

[@Nosmella]

Thank you for almost three hours

[@WigglyMcWiggly]

Vito did ruin the UHC comment-reading bit.

[@SyntheticShinobi]

What “bit”? It wasn’t funny at all. All dick did was read comments everyone has already reed before. Not to mention it dragged on for way too long because he read every single fucking one.

[@SyntheticShinobi]

It wasn’t a “bit”. Bits are funny. All dick did was read comments everyone has already read before. It took too long and he read every single one.

[@ericpozarycki6601]

Polish beer without Kielbasa and perogies?

[@murderedcarrot9684]

I had an uncle that was frequently in jail and told me masturbation is risky cause if the inmates see it they will call you names.

[@Big_Z14]

Vito needs to straighten up and fly right if he wants to be The Godfather.

[@mar_3620]

Vito sucks I was genuinely interested in Dick UHC section.

[@Eric-ky3fo]

Shinzo Abe meme 1:00:33

[@Young-wx4ux]

It means Bowblax is shopping at Victoria's Secret

[@jhonviel7381]

biggest problem in the universe is gun salutes!!!!

[@Obi-Wan_Jabroni]

Vito is just mad he won't be able to steal Magic cards at the self check out.

[@ImaginarySam]

1:22:30 Vito moment

[@tobyfahre]

Vito. Sean needs to be replaced someone who has his spirit, like Maddox were..

[@inseparabletheband]

Dick has Vito 100% pegged. In real life he's the most fake person scared of all confrontation and avoids taking an actual stand on anything without couching his opinion in qualifiers.

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Vito always seems like he has an agenda for something specific in every interaction and part of conversing with him is finding out what it is. Part of why I like his Dick's dynamic so much. Dick just slowly deconstructs what Vito actually wants

[@murderedcarrot9684]

It's a public service announcement.

[@kswiss89]

Thank god Vito isn't going to be Sean's replacement, I can stand him once I week, no more than that.

[@GillySqueeze]

Hell yeah

[@joemclemore5203]

Frog Tony was a terrible guest, how about "we" DONT have him back on

[@MitchRossi1]

An episode of sour grapes

[@alexadame7389]

Vito u shoulf take collagen to reduce the excess skin from the "weight loss"

[@muffy_bunz]

That shit's a scam.

[@LigmusCrotum]

He needs to get his stomach circumcised

[@claudesigma3784]

You don't have a link for Monero superchats? I refuse do give money to KZbin.

[@WeAreStageZero]

What is Sean came to do The Biggest Problem since it is more wacky fun and Vito went onto the Dick Show?

[@bobduato9071]

Nosferatu is a Weimar republic movie!

[@ericm1839]

Vito youre fucking killing me with this bootleg semaglutide.

[@mullettkid324]

Closest photograph to the medallion?

[@LyleDyland]

i thought vito changing his twitter icon rapidly was a means to trick people into not recognizing him, or some other scheme.

[@darthdragonborn1552]

Vito and his fuckin schemes

[@goatymcgoatface3575]

Did Sean die?

[@slamjam7676]

Yes

[@sam1992-t3c]

Johnny: 1 Vito: 0

[@lot43official47]

Gunshot sound scare me to be fair :(

[@sparkleypegs8350]

As a kid I would have hated that drunk3po stuff. Boring, weird. It looks like its bordering on Christian comics which are the worst!

[@TheRealDioBrando]

"drunk3po" trying to make a kids comic career off a name that's a star wars character is so strange