American politics no context #13

[@alfredstjohn]

"What do you think he took away from today?" "My luggage!"

[@dizzy_jump]

i thought he said nuggets

[@sirawesomenessi1796]

I’m using that to get out of awkward conversations 😂

[@godcop]

Kamala Harris describing Ukraine was like me answering questions about a book I didn’t read in high school.

[@Ripa-Moramee]

Me making up an answer by basically reciting the question in a test to try scrape a few marks on a question I have absolutely no idea how to answer:

[@tyler361t2]

it sounds like shes explaining it to kids, this again is american politics no context

[@Maazel456]

@@tyler361t2the thing is she wasn’t explaining it to children. She was asked to explain the conflict in Ukraine in “laymen’s terms”.

[@EthanParmetItsDaBunny]

Everything Kamala Harris has ever said sounds like she's trying to reach the word count on an essay she forgot to write.

[@theodorebear6714]

I hate that woman so much.

[@samvsmedia8680]

If I had a nickel for everytime a US politician read Green Eggs and Ham in a speech

[@jacobrandalf3865]

you'd have two

[@samvsmedia8680]

@@jacobrandalf3865 that's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@RowdyGT]

I can’t give you a bam but I’ll give you a GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAM

[@natalie6117]

Right?! I only recently discovered this was a thing. Like by watching these videos I’ve seen at LEAST 6 different clips of people somehow finding a way to work it into whatever it is they’re trying to say.

[@ScarredWill]

And it's almost always while entirely missing the point of the book too

[@MrLeastAviation]

Idk why but Biden’s “repeat the line” was funny as fuck

[@alexgosling5550]

Can we just take a minute to remember all of those who have sacrificed so much for the very furniture of our nation?

[@legtendgav556]

o7

[@TacticalBaguette]

Reminds me of that phone call JFK made where he was pissed off at how much was spent furnishing the hospital room his wife was staying in

[@romiellag]

​@@TacticalBaguetteyesss😂

[@quintiniusverginix7827]

@@TacticalBaguette This is obviously a fuckup

[@alvallac2171]

They should be honored by the President and his Cabinet, with a tribute couched in no uncertain terms.

[@stolenmonkey7477]

Ben Carson looked so distressed lol

[@jacobbornstein3273]

He could've just said "I have to return some videotapes".

[@dfmrcv862]

His luggage!

[@keithklassen5320]

If you were a neurosurgeon, you'd understand these things. Luggage, specifically.

[@lucase.2546]

Had totally forgotten about ‘my luggage’ in particular. Goodness

[@ChillavaKirby]

I would also be pretty distressed if Donald Trump stole my luggage

[@chrislee3861]

Well, my fellow Americans… we’ve officially hit the point where SNL and actual politics are hard to tell apart.

[@fiendluck]

SNL wishes they were that wild

[@pumpkinhill4570]

Politicians keep getting more darkly hilarious and surreal, while SNL keeps getting less funny and original. They had to cross each other eventually.

[@MReginaldGoldstein77]

I firmly believe it is the responsibility of all politicians to fight for the furniture future.

[@dfmrcv862]

Mike Pence awkwardly getting a stamp while someone screeches about consent outside is peak mood.

[@Timorio]

Of course, but is it bussin' and/or based?

[@akaijuinomaha5324]

i seriously need context behind that clip

[@dfmrcv862]

@@akaijuinomaha5324 Confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court of the United States was met with mass protests including storming of the Senate and Supreme Court. The specific clip in question is a bit before his confirmation where protesters pushed past police lines to try and scream their objections at the politicians, most of whom reacted about the same as Mike Pence and quietly waited before continuing forward despite the protestors screaming about consent.

[@clownbread7755]

Isn't that the gavel for the senate 😂 pretty dinky if it can mistaken for a stamp

[@ThugHunterfromIsrael]

@@clownbread7755 a gavel might startle someone or perhaps remind someone of the time their dad kicked them in the head for drawing too loud.

[@cinemacats7543]

Harris is best american describer of countries.

[@52flyingbicycles]

She sure did describe Ukraine alright 😂

[@2200Stinger]

You know what I think? I think it’s time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is everyday.

[@officaldungeons]

So true king

[@YoutubeChannel-ll6sw]

to be honest she's probably in the top 10%. asking an american to know anything about another country besides "we hate china" registers to them as a personal affront

[@2200Stinger]

@@KZbinChannel-ll6sw She is clearly in the lower 90%.

[@jtgd]

Opens can “I raise this glass”

[@lollyberry007]

*doesn’t even drink it*

[@theonewhoknocks6353]

Trump's wig and Biden's little run got me dead

[@Timorio]

I'm glad you recovered.

[@lookupverazhou8599]

He doesn't wear a wig.

[@theonewhoknocks6353]

@lookupverazhou8599 Well then he has very weak hair if they are able to spread like that just from a gust of wind💀

[@coolwing79]

​@@theonewhoknocks6353It wouldn't surprise me if Trump was wearing a wig considering the type of person he is

[@fusy09]

From what I know he had transplants. But it doesnt look like wig

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

The confidence of that guy to tell the president to not touch his girl

[@Kaddywompous]

You should find the rest of that. Obama is smooth af.

[@lookupverazhou8599]

The president is a public servant. Why would he need confidence addressing a servant?

[@romiellag]

​@@lookupverazhou8599bc now days authority has become corrupted and people are afraid to speak up. good on that guy

[@clarkwilmerding4343]

@@lookupverazhou8599because he is one of the most famous people on the planet?

[@saagabragi6938]

@@lookupverazhou8599 Because they're on camera

[@SrsBismuth]

I will always admire those who sacrifice every day to safeguard the furniture of their children.

[@52flyingbicycles]

Politicians need to stop going on SNL

[@josephmayfield945]

Snl needs to stop.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

0:55 That Trump hair clip is horrifying

[@NutsItsBerserkinTime]

I thought it was real for a second 😂

[@Ambar42]

​@@NutsItsBerserkinTimeThe hair or the clip?

[@lookupverazhou8599]

​@@NutsItsBerserkinTimeIt is real.

[@YoutubeChannel-ll6sw]

@@lookupverazhou8599that's even worse

[@UkrainianBazooka]

"what are you lookin' at smoothskin?"

[@bbschroeder7125]

😂 Kamala always speaks like she’s teaching a preschool class

[@rickyiglesias5384]

to be fair, most of the American public reads and thinks at a preschool level. good on her for knowing her audience.

[@bbschroeder7125]

@@rickyiglesias5384 Fair point 👍

[@saagabragi6938]

@@rickyiglesias5384 Ikr

[@arikalamari19]

it‘s patronizing

[@Azurek1991]

I find it amazing how non-toxic the comment sections on these videos are. Finally people who don't take politicians so seriously.

[@KarthikVishwamitra]

I'm so glad the iconic "binders fulla women" quote made it into one of these 😂

[@TheOrangeneck]

today’s children just don’t know

[@voiddcxi2630]

Ukraine is a country in Europe ✅ It is next to Russia ✅ Russia is bigger ✅ Well she’s 3/3 so far!

[@notsorandumusername]

This channel is even better than those ridiculous AI generated commercials.

[@teammemesupremetms]

The politician walk cycle is truly a sight to behold

[@rosegold5720]

idk marco rubio taking a sip of water in the middle of his speech from a mini water bottle and holding it so weirdly and having the large gulp amplified in otherwise silence is sendingggg me

[@saagabragi6938]

Timestamp?

[@jacobmatthews7524]

sending you where

[@saagabragi6938]

@@jacobmatthews7524 There

[@khiobi1687]

“You know I wasn’t really planning on it” 😂

[@Sean-kg2gr]

He did look like he forgot his luggage with that face he made lol

[@tTheParakeet]

I think Sarah Palin was always just secretly high 😂

[@gyffirfe]

Hillary ones are painful to watch. Impressive how you're finding so much new stuff each day!

[@stolenmonkey7477]

Truly they are. She is so annoying and unfunny

[@jtgd]

Hey cool cats and kittens!

[@john_smith_john]

he isn't finding them

[@ami2evil]

@@john_smith_john That's right, and some are reused over and over...

[@AnonymousBosch3158]

Sarah Palin ones are.

[@sportsentertained]

that Marco Rubio clip is so damn funny

[@flamethefurry3516]

I need more context behind the mike pence clip with the lady screaming lmao

[@flamethefurry3516]

@@sportsentertained Ah, interesting. I agree, supreme court appointments are bullshit most of the time

[@Petra999]

​@@sportsentertainedthey didnt provide any evidence though...

[@magik97]

​@@sportsentertainedthey accused him of being a gang rapist without any evidence. Hilarious how much you try to twist reality.

[@meterothecrow6270]

Mike's bright white hair is terrifying

[@jamalo4177]

Loving these, keep them up. I’ll watch every single one.

[@membroedits]

I can’t get enough of these

[@froggy_lily4life]

American politicians are something else

[@theprinceofawesomeness]

As an European, the more i know of Amarican politics the more of an Dystopian Circus it looks like

[@macminator3000]

1:25 polite warning to the president

[@elongatedshrew5902]

KEEP EM ROLLING ‼️‼️😭😭😭 these are soo good bro, always have a great laugh. You got a good sense of humor too

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

1:40 THERE’S TWO OF THEM??? 1:47 pretty good for 80

[@triangularsphere]

2:11 I kinda love that

[@doublebanana-de3dt]

0:30 the 2012 debate Romney on seeking female candidates, hence ‘binders of women’ 1:58 Rubio had to sip some water when delivering the Republican response to the SOTU 2:08 This was an objection to the 2000 presidential election results - paled in comparision to the deceit by GOP senators and congress reps after Jan 6 2021…

[@jayxxr6526]

next time put the clip of ted cruz reading green eggs and ham

[@ruthkatz1998]

They almost look human

[@Lorenzo_Cruz2875]

Please more that’s is gold

[@ami2evil]

Learn to type...

[@13OraOras]

0:55 What. Donald needs a new wig, I mean hair cut.

[@VirtuallyVexed]

At 0:55 I genuinely thought that was Father Jack from Father Ted.

[@nathanhalder4366]

Keep it up these are hilarious

[@ohcar0line]

0:56 Iconic. May we always remember him this way.

[@lookupverazhou8599]

Why? You think pedophile biden makes a better president?

[@alexj.5207]

​@lookupverazhou8599 who said anything about biden?

[@lookupverazhou8599]

@@alexj.5207 He's the president, isn't he? The fact you guys talk so much about a person that doesn't matter is eerie.

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

​@@lookupverazhou8599Biden has zero ties to Epstien. Epstien lived in Mar a Largo for over a decade and was great friends with Trump. Trump also openly said he wanted to fuck his own daughter

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

​@@lookupverazhou8599Trump is an ex president and the leading republican nominee in 2024. How is he not relevant?

[@adog3129]

a mask of my own face... i'd wear that.

[@2200Stinger]

1:41 What the hell is Hillary doing on the set of Always Sunny?

[@danielsimon4542]

😮my luggage

[@Nat-iy1hb]

That’s the most expressive I’ve ever seen Ben Carson

[@joeschianodicola1810]

I'm so grateful for my parents' sacrifices for my furniture

[@MforMovesets]

I don't know what exactly that is where they let all those nutball civilians speak but they better double or triple check on weapons. Also imagine having the opportunity to talk to politicians and instead you deliver 90s talk show insanity.

[@bluestrife28]

I want some national furniture 😂

[@ArchmageLiam]

2:29 is r/explainlikeimfive in a nutshell

[@RHR199X]

I totally forgot Ben Carson existed tbh

[@josephmayfield945]

So has Ben Carson.

[@icecreamjunkie6790]

I’ve always liked him

[@peanutsnail5656]

He came to my school and did a talk and he’s really quiet but funny

[@Sir_Austin_T_Gee]

This kinda feels like a typical broadcast

[@thattimestampguy]

0:01 Lets speak American 0:05 Oh!, My luggage! 0:22 0:26 Binders full of ... 0:30 Repeat The Line 0:44 0:48 "Just go bet on Tampa Bay." 0:55 Trump's hair while Trump boards Airforce1 1:06 You did not win. 1:11 The Spirit of Bipartisanship and Cooperation. 1:32 "They sacrifice everyday." 1:39 Hillary and SNL Hillary 1:46 Joe Biden runs on stage. 2:01 Even the smell of death. 2:29 "Ukraine is a country in Europe..." 2:44 "I do not like this spyin' man! I do not like O Yes We Can!"

[@khalidalali186]

I tried to convince the lobbyists to automate politicians. Not a single person down at K-Street like that idea. I wonder why 🤔

[@Zeuken]

I'm embarrassed being born in America, I wish I was born in New Zealand. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jordanmarsh6832]

Our politicians are stupid too. It's a global affliction.

[@ardasarkaya6276]

@@jordanmarsh6832 I know... Robert Muldoon, schnapps elections and being more leftists (in economics) than Labour itself, his protege who started his own party, seems to gain the support of 65+ (Winston Peters), and David Lange with his stunning weight. So, yeah...

[@7SillySins]

that actually shocked me I thought it was biden walking up the stairs but it was trump…

[@7SillySins]

but then again Biden can’t walk normally

[@Americanteas]

Iconic

[@Supernimo735]

2:34 no shit

[@KingChror]

1:11 Joe!!!!! I brewed beer for this man, (not the one here) he's a very cool dude

[@violetacunningham2078]

repeat the line

[@manewry66tw]

What is it going to be when Americans legalise use of mdma and silicibine for medical purposes.?

[@danielthurmond2250]

2:13 is a sad moment in this countries history

[@abwab-g8n]

Auntie Maxine Waters the Legend

[@YTCensorshipFindTheCure]

That Obama one though LOL! Starting to understand Kamala's perspective now. She has either her children or some advisors explain to her in words she can understand and she just regurgitates it. I mean Russia being a geographically bigger country than Ukraine and that they attacked them, must be really bad. Size matters to Kamala. 😅

[@_TriGN]

get the mike pence fly, kamala harris do not come, and reagan shoes

[@lyn5150]

NOT JIM JUSTJCE AND BABYDOGGGG

[@Ohms_vs_Draaggs]

Al Gore 2024

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Republicans rigged the 2000s election. It's never talked about and Democrat's were too spineless to fight it, but Gore should have been president

[@raulemanuel0310]

*REPEAT THE LINE*

[@time_for_toast4922]

Harris has no greater than a second grade speaking level.

[@matthiashesse1996]

Well, it seems like she was speaking to children, doesn't it? Or maybe it was congress, hard to say...

[@crazystemlady]

BEN CARSON PLEASEE😂

[@CaliRuehls]

THE BULLDOG🙏🙏

[@vif3182]

2:29 I cannot believe how much of an ignoramus the VP of the U.S.A. is.... truly the most saddening of all thing's.

[@alvallac2171]

*things (plural non-possessive) thing's = singular possessive (or a contraction of "thing is/has") Apostrophes are for contractions or possessive nouns, not for pluralizing.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

US politics is crazy, less stressful and funnier without context What I've noticed though is that all the democrat ones are them being a bit cringe, while the republican ones are always the most egregious, despicable or degenerate actions imaginable from a politician That's the ammunition available for each side I'd rather have respectable and competent politicians who aren't trying to be cool than avaricious sycophants pretending to be on my side while being morally reprehensible in power everytime

[@alvallac2171]

*every time.

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Yeah Democrat's are that weird aunt who try to be your friend in an awkward way, Republicans are that Nazi uncle with all the conspiracy theories

[@josephmayfield945]

Yeah, the Dems are nerds - but at least they aren’t like, “a secret person gave me a secret code on the net, and it says everyone of the other side is full of satanist child killers, so we should totally attack the capital.”

[@ihmesekoilua]

murica. freedom and democracy! where freedom means you can arm your bear at walmart, and democracy means you can vote for anyone from these two (2) political parties that are fundamentally the same.

[@nathancorbett999]

Watching Joe Biden Running was honestly surreal

[@slicktheslickster]

I'm pretty sure that Trump chose Pence as his running mate because he has nice hair.

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

He chose him to appeal to the moderate right but also the hair yes

[@slicktheslickster]

@@qwertyzxcvbn3174 Trump chose him to pull in the religious right because Trump is not commonly associated with anything Christian. His whole life he's pretty much thumbed his nose at the principles of Christ's teachings.

[@TheLeo4975]

Which TV show is this??

[@DeeIrish94]

Trump is like the wisecracking father in an 80s sitcom. Obama is the cool uncle that never gets mad. Everyone else just seems like satire comedy characters. Biden is that one guy who no one ever knows what he’s talking about. The Clintons are that one goofy couple that pop up every 5 episodes.

[@Ren3gaid]

Obamas clips are always so wholesome :D

[@alexb9597]

This was like watching MSM

[@teamspeak9374]

I swear to god Sarah Pallin is a bug in the matrix 💀💀

[@bezllama3325]

No Joe Biden clip you show is out of context lol and neithier is that trump hair clip

[@jareds9863]

The kamala clip was clearly edited together in pieces. Y'all got fooled big time.

[@ami2evil]

Stop voting...

[@haplon33]

fr we're just making it worse and worse

[@ami2evil]

@@haplon33 The whole thing is a scam, the entire "government" is one big corrupt, disgusting scam...

[@alexj.5207]

You want to let the government decide?

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

So your solution is to let everyone else decide who represents you. Genius idea good luck with that

[@ami2evil]

@@qwertyzxcvbn3174 That's already how it works, the elections are rigged, your "vote" doesn't count...

[@thehipmusicologist]

The way mike pence shows no emotion is lowkey attractive

[@blokvader8283]

Bro what the fuck

[@janakrug633]

NAAAAAH💀

[@Nhblubird]

Kuudere vice president husbando UwU

[@maggieras126]

God, Joe Biden is 1000 years old. I'd have him over you-know-who any old day, but damn... he is just so old.

[@inikunari]

Ukraine 🇺🇦 is one of the former 15 Soviet Socialist Republics along with Russia 🇷🇺 known as the USSR or СССР in Russian one of the outmost respected an outstanding nation in the world and in timeline.

[@ikillstupidcomments]

Stroke?

[@specialaccount7631]

The cheers in the "People's House" telling a person that their opinion doesnt matter because it wasnt an opinion endorsed by the "People's House" American pride 🇺🇲

[@JeffEpp-nh8dy]

Marco Rubio drinking water will always kill me

[@Funnicomment]

hillary dancing with her supersoldier clone is so wholesome

[@deadbodybaby1]

Sarah Palin is funny asf