American Thug vs. UK Roadman

[@zulucruz664]

America: Thugs peacefully armed with gun UK: Roadmen violently armed with spoon

[@Sparrowo51]

Peacefully lmao

[@alexdapanda92]

😂

[@Sparrowo51]

@Uzi Khan clearly not. America is a hoodlum shithole and its clear as day.

[@ratkiller6237]

@@Sparrowo51 clear as chewsday?

[@OneRichMofo]

@@ratkiller6237 lol innit

[@vesh]

Roadmen always got the weirdest drip tho

[@suhayb5]

ok roadman

[@happyfun192]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[@randomguy7473]

Are you just commenting on every video you see

[@siroof5663]

Shut the fuck up you say erb while we say herb BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING H you say WADOR BODLE

[@Hackerking10010]

Hi

[@EkayLaive]

Man said “did I STUTHER”💀

[@DannyBoy719]

@@Urfavvmali456 *cant*

[@Del80VR]

average London moment

[@donnimidds65]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marieblade0613]

Lol, I want to instantly reply, " No, but you lisp." 😂

[@shem7146]

british dental problems causing speech issues moment

[@AirportPlaneSpotting]

“Remember what I told you” “Er….. NoTiNgHaM fOrEsT”

[@jamesanakin]

South....ham...

[@brightlight1152]

crystal palace

[@lanceryderwilson8618]

Uhhh....manchespur city

[@ssh1487]

I blew snot out my nose thanks a lot

[@bradschneider82]

Ahh West Ham

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“Where’s your phone, I need the time” *stares at sun aggressively* “somewhere around noon”

[@kiwisontoast]

I’ve done that before, they didn’t find it very funny

[@denniswatney8752]

your eyes wont like that

[@savary5050]

As if to imply the sun exists in the UK. How laughable!

[@leightonogarro5215]

Why is dis yute roleplaying smh

[@mastermindslt1982]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tauempire1793]

Part 2: When the American comes back to London but he packs some heat.

[@andhikamaharetsi625]

Bruh make this lol

[@Chewkz]

You gotta help me write how he got the heat through airport security though 😂

[@Wolfgernerbw]

Nerf Gun Camo @Chewkz

[@Ra111den]

@@Chewkz by packaging mail rofl

[@02reidr111]

How the hell u gonna get a gun over here

[@nattyfatty413]

"Well, we call it socce-" Spongebob narrator: Two thousand stabs later...

[@notgadot]

😂😂😂😂 THE BEST COMMENT

[@Only_Jvix]

1 gunshot later...

[@NeyamStar]

Ikkr

[@Instrumaker_91]

@@Only_Jvix they're in UK 😭

[@Trythisone229]

The lisp- 💀😭

[@hamburgerdog25]

Bro was spraying harder than a hurricane

[@davehoward22]

Tyson

[@thelonewolf70x7]

Cody Rhodes

[@thatha1rlin33]

That’s a pretty big spoon, one might even say it’s comically large

[@dustycover3015]

Looks like a shovel to me.

[@axlios6778]

Only a spoonful

[@vai.06]

Thats what she said

[@ZekSanchez]

Oh like from that meme with the guy with the comically large spoon haha why am I thinking about a comically large french fry thing from Good Burger that I may or may not have made up I think it's real though

[@axlios6778]

@@ZekSanchez Nothing is real

[@Lucky28PT]

The "DID I STUTTER??!" part always gets me, unbelievable

[@narnia1233]

Ikr, I couldn’t help but laugh at that. It sounds so funny. 😂

[@hephystion3044]

Fuck that bit killed me 🤣😂

[@livedandletdie]

@@narnia1233 what's so funny about it? It sounds perfectly normal...

[@LuciDreamer]

@@livedandletdie really he is like saying it with his tongue😂😂😂

[@deadpixel9032]

Got flashbacks from The Office

[@1kizhun]

This should be the offical british tourism guide video

[@notgadot]

I agree mate

[@Skaxarrat]

"I'll shank you! Welcome to London fam" - London Chamber of Commerce & Industry

[@imhigh.933]

“Yo welcome to London Fam!” **Shanks him Afterwards anyways**

[@leo.montoya]

Road man heard him say Arsenal and was like, "I don't need to do anything, he's already suffering"😂

[@asaphakeim3614]

Lol facts

[@victorma9355]

At least it’s not man united😂😂

[@heshan810]

Not anymore

[@ttmkhari]

Lol 😆 epic

[@islahh.7056]

@@heshan810 4-0 baby

[@morningstarx5340]

Now do the one where a British 'roadman' steps into literally any hood in the u.s. 🤣🤣

[@Commander_Reid]

No shanking will be done here in USA I can assure that

[@morningstarx5340]

@@Commander_Reid you might see a blade or 2 but thats bc bro didn't level up his character yet

[@shadowsnipes9242]

Its shoot or be shot over here 💀

[@6nrf9zaza58]

@@shadowsnipes9242 nar it aint use ar all shitty arsed

[@shadowsnipes9242]

@@6nrf9zaza58 pretty sure you can get sued for not including a seizure warning before you type some shit like that

[@coolunusual]

"Ain't nobody doing no pissing dawg" - Every American talking to a British person at some point

[@Nekesu]

Well we understand pissing someone off, its more like the phrase: "You takin a piss fam?" Or something like that that wouldn't make as much sense.

[@Del80VR]

or an American in London

[@Del80VR]

@@Nekesu or “the piss”

[@ScottJB]

It made no sense why he would react that way. We use the phrase "pissing me off" all the time in the US. We just don't use "taking the piss," and "to be pissed" means angry, not drunk.

[@MrLimo-ii8rp]

True, roadmen are scary bc it’s hard to understand what they talking about.

[@hamburgerdog25]

Man thats just crackhead rules. Don't make eye contact, act like you're deaf, and be on your way.

[@adriancontreras1880]

Yea I couldn't follow any of that dialog

[@gradyparsons6678]

@@adriancontreras1880you're obviously really stupid.

[@blackazzjoey395]

I'm interested to see a roadman in the hoods of America I wonder how long he'll live 🤔

[@Berryations]

Not very...

[@foxracing2025]

Not much. U.K gang just know knives. U.S.A gang shoot always.

[@blackazzjoey395]

@bbthcee you said not much do you mean not long

[@curseddurk5185]

@@blackazzjoey395 did you go to school

[@ontariohawkins141]

@bbthcee "us gang shoot always" dude is pretty illiterate

[@alicebayntun3050]

The lisp on "did I stutter" actually made me laugh for the first time in days. Thanks 😂🤣

[@ikennabenjamin4427]

What's the matter Alice?

[@gambigambigambi]

STU'UH

[@Del80VR]

I think you mean fiRRRst time in days

[@8bitnation419]

Sounds like a Roadman Mike Tyson.

[@markmickman]

Bro was about to get robbed by the British Mike Tyson 💀

[@Del80VR]

this is the only comment I’ve laughed at so far

[@quixy4089]

he does the american accent so good i can’t even tell he’s trying to do one

[@nicholas104]

You're joking.

[@quixy4089]

@@nicholas104 yeah..😂😂 i realized my mistake

[@iwillnot._2807]

Fr

[@ditdutdat]

@@quixy4089 what mistake? His American accent is actually really good

[@TheodoreBrosevelt]

@@ditdutdat He hade me fooled, sounds like someone from the East Coast

[@user-jg3yx8yu4l]

I’m so impressed by how he can do different voices and accents so well

[@Bxdlmbstx]

He is British. He fakes an American accent. I couldn’t believe it!

[@haydenlloyd4543]

@@Bxdlmbstx then why is he going *thhhhhhhh* when he’s speaking “like a roadman” like that’s how they actually speak

[@user-jg3yx8yu4l]

He’s just that good!

[@donathan2933]

@@haydenlloyd4543 he can do a better American accent than a Roadmen accent

[@Jordan-vf6dg]

As a Black American, I can confirm his "Brooklyn" Accent is subpar

[@DannyThaPlug]

“DID I STUH-AH” had me rolling

[@Del80VR]

fRRRReedom in le pocket why do you pronounce the R’s so heavily

[@atharvsgaming1346]

Nah , that "DID I STUTHER" fr sounded like mike tyson

[@TOPDrawingsEPIC]

Always carry a Bo'Oh'O'wa'Aer for your own safety

[@thejakker6369]

The floor atcher feet is just littered with discarded consonants, innit mate?😆

[@pradashwaii7792]

On chewsdays especially

[@jumpinnemo5044]

@@pradashwaii7792 Must bring biscuits aswell

[@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059]

Yall wanna help me fuck mahhhh cooosin, hate American accent hahah

[@trevorhodge470]

@@iknowimgaywhenimsayingthis9059 yeah cuz there’s one American accent. There the fucking Boston, New York accent(several within the city), Midwest, South, Texas, PNW, California(Surfer -SoCal), California(Bay Area), so try to elaborate buddy. Nobody likes the Yorkshire or geordie accent either fam. I’d rather have any American accent than a fucking Essex accent that gives me AIDS

[@PickAPocky]

Its funny that british people think thugs gon be scared of a knife, lmao

[@defunctaccount1944]

Shut the fuck up honestly knives are fucking horrendously gruesome

[@dustycover3015]

@@defunctaccount1944 they are gruesome but they are not scary when you live in a country where everyone carries guns including criminals that can literally take your whole damn head off.

[@mero7731]

@@defunctaccount1944 chill man. Knives are just not as scary as a gun. I much rather get mugged by a dude with a knife than a gun

[@nipplecream3099]

@@defunctaccount1944 as opposed to the perfectly clean wounds of 9mm hollowpoints

[@naokir.3649]

@@nipplecream3099 lmfaooo right

[@BloodMoonASMR]

The vibe gives off an early 2000s horror video game

[@mariowater65]

I’m wondering why the American didn’t have a 9mm gun loaded with freedom in his pocket?

[@Mauiwitaacog]

It would probably be 45. ACP to be extra American

[@andrewboateng3822]

@@Mauiwitaacog 50. cal to be extra American

[@avatech4943]

Cause he a looong way from home, fam

[@fablenumber1fan]

Maybe because this a skit of a Yank being in the UK......can't bring your freedom over here to shoot out of a car window for protection. Up close and personal unless you come across one of the guys carrying a 50+ year sawn off

[@scoobsshrooms109]

@@fablenumber1fan I mean a real thug wouldn’t take no shit, knife or not. He would die before he acted like a bitch. I’ve seen it too much.

[@miloelite]

“Ain’t nobody doing no pissin’, dawg,” is one of the best lines I have ever heard. Gotta use that one 😆

[@baldskiofficial]

The thug reminds of Mike Tyson with the way he speaks man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MegaMeco2]

Can’t even pull the Glock out in the UK , they gone think it’s fake lmao

[@ANONYM00SE]

the “don’ PISS me off fam” part always gets me 😂😂😂

[@davidwuhrer6704]

"Get pissed" means very different things in English and American.

[@alibasheracampong2140]

Everyone a roadman until the american pulls out "freedom" from his bag Edit: geez i never thought this will has this much likes and the pirate kid in the replies chill

[@jellybelly8672]

lmao

[@tyytyy5474]

@Matt Garon *UK brexits the chat*

[@nightimeslayer2336]

Lmao that's good asf

[@thasoufside713]

W

[@thetriads1969]

I laughed way to hard

[@SohanDsouza]

Yeah, I dunno, getting shanked with a spoon seems worse than getting shanked with a knife.

[@malin.percocet]

did I STUTTER😭😭😭😭😭killed me

[@HomelessShoe]

You know what makes me stutter? That bloody dreading looking baby in your photo staring into my soul 😰

[@ILoVeLemoN_]

Alternative ending: Brooklyn dude gets pissed and pulls out a 9 and starts roasting the roadman

[@bunchofneeks8018]

And then about 40 mans come down for the british lad to back him. You don’t know nothin 🤣

[@averagejoe6352]

@@bunchofneeks8018 you’re trying to argue a group of guys with knives could take on a guy with a gun… not the brightest brit are you

[@Juuk215]

Ayo fr fr Brooklyn gon get dat strap and roast him and man even if them “roadmen” come creepin out da bush like rats mans finna pop em all

[@bunchofneeks8018]

@@Juuk215 Yh your deffo from the hood you know the ins and outs talking like a muppet on a KZbin vid. Bud you’d get battered

[@bunchofneeks8018]

@@averagejoe6352 Yh your Nd guy with a gun could take out 40 lads. Yh big up call of duty max ammo he’s gots shots for days. I think your the dopey lad here

[@dashingtherouxthesnow4017]

That squeal gets me every time

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

Are you Louis Theroux with the BBC ?

[@dashingtherouxthesnow4017]

@@gandalfstormcrow7943 I wish

[@DannyBoy719]

What?

[@DannyBoy719]

What are you talking about?

[@thehunter1113]

Roadmen ain't scary. My mom is scarier than any roadman confirmed

[@Shavenhamster]

Not that scary on their own but when 20 of them chase you into a chicken shop all with big f'ing knife you would be scared.

[@Alexandriaxxanime]

This guy should get hired as a actor in movies. He’s so good and can do a excellent American accent 😂😂

[@H1RX11]

The name roadman seems kinda like a name of a horror character

[@gandalfstormcrow7943]

I suppose that is indeed the intention behind the nomenclature…

[@notlightbeam4889]

It reminded me of the Country Road Creature when I heard the name

[@hklegomaster]

Non white teen is NOT the preferred nomenclature Roadman plz

[@catharsis08]

He's lucky that he is not a Tottenham fan

[@_mrtakethatrisk]

Lmao

[@atli2721]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nerissaalveraz556]

I’m sry for being slow af…. but who’s that?

[@leonardodavinci5089]

@@nerissaalveraz556 a football team

[@patrickstone9378]

@@nerissaalveraz556 a football club

[@raxn2673]

Plot twist: the roadman was actually Mike Tython

[@wxlkr1017]

Mike Tyson:ah.... competithon

[@baldskiofficial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fantasyfan6037]

As soon as I saw the roadman costume and mannerisms I started laughing so hard at this. Been binge watching your videos and you’re very funny!

[@MrNoNameForYou]

Highly doubt an American thug would react in such a way.

[@jacobcerda6924]

frfr

[@dustycover3015]

He'd probably bitch slap the roadman. Someone flexing with a knife or a spoon is child's play in the state's.

[@periodic98]

@@dustycover3015 well he would be dead.

[@PickAPocky]

@@periodic98 the roadman that is

[@dustycover3015]

@@periodic98 I had I knife pulled on me on three different occasions. I pulled out a knife as well and that quickly de escalated the situation and I'm still breathing bro. Criminals look for soft targets, if you put up a fight or challenge them they will most likely back off.

[@xoixols]

“Aint nobody doin no pissing dawg”. LMAO your a god

[@stephanywkgamer661]

The way you did this too funny DID I STUTTER why was this actually accurate for roadmen like the accent and they way the speak as well A star at least roadmen aint gonna threating you with a gun like the THUGS

[@tonyjoestar2632]

I can see this being the opening to a U.K. GTA game

[@RobertPayne556]

We need to bring back The Getaway.

[@MohamedAhmed-ms9eu]

only fucking legends know about The Gateway @@RobertPayne556

[@dWFnZWVr]

If you’re ever in London and hear: “Oi, where you from big man”, don’t look, just run.

[@zeever7]

Well, i will reply "im from Russia" with thick slav accent

[@donathan2933]

I’m def gon run

[@donathan2933]

@@italoarias1 it means what hood or ends are you from cuz you might be an opp or an easy target. Plus they’ll pull out their gigantic knives and try to shank you

[@JP.09.]

@@donathan2933 omg I didn't know when I was in London

[@donathan2933]

@@JP.09. what part of London tho? I’m usually referring to the South parts

[@faizantabriz457]

when man says "Where`s your phone? ineed the time..." that is the polite way of robbing,

[@MTBnickgav]

Oh so thats what a roadman is

[@dhilipans5412]

Should have said Italy to unlock bad ending

[@Bsaunders990]

Genuinely had a crazy dickhead pull a spoon on me coming off the tube last week. This is too accurate 🤦‍♂️.

[@wasplaygaming8031]

Man the ahhh finished me off 😆😅🤣☠️

[@Paperboyisme]

Bro was scared cuz he thought he had a gun its muscle memory over here

[@bigstinker3897]

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe: *American thug shoots roadman with an 1911*

[@RealMrLei]

“I’LL SHANK YOU, FAM!” “CHING” *dies in London*

[@Alang_492]

Dies in British

[@LC-yb4wj]

@@greyvisionmusic 🤣

[@davidcho4772]

Roadmen sound like a mike tyson with a British accent

[@RustMostHatedPlayer]

The scream always gets me

[@teriacook4162]

we up quick n you can’t outrun a bullet 😂

[@mikespaintedminis5100]

“What endssstthhh!?” 😂😂😂

[@nattyfatty413]

whomst'd've?

[@bluemoon5492]

If that question was about a team that would be playing in the Champions League next season it would be a lot better

[@zulucruz664]

Arse-anal in champions league?

[@eatme2969]

That scream is perfect

[@SovietKitten]

I watched this 5 times just for that scream

[@Jaleng368]

WAIT ARSENAL… just hit him a couple times to get him thinking straight

[@Astronomiez]

You play Roblox...

[@Jaleng368]

@@Astronomiez and

[@KalHiwatari]

@@Jaleng368 lol you play Roblox.

[@HG-bp8lh]

@@Jaleng368 lol he plays roblox

[@Jaleng368]

@@KalHiwatari AND

[@ang72877]

as someone who lives in london i can confirm this is accurate as hell to the point a normal person like me knows the roadman language thoroughly

[@Lo33y_]

Only inaccuracy is the spoon

[@JusticeGamingNY]

So they really are clowns huh

[@interestedbystander196]

@@Lo33y_ Bruv, mandem use a ladle, innit.

[@ipeed]

Well road men took a lot of slang from Toronto and NYC and some of their own mixed it together and created the roadman slang

[@user-kh9nd9iv2t]

@@ipeed they didn't.

[@DuckBall_]

That's a proper gangster, a roadman, a naughty boy.

[@robert48719]

This guy’s got the same weird humor as I do. That’s why I find him so hilarious

[@andersondorcin]

“Mike Thyson”

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

"Ain't nobody doing no pissing" was probably the best line

[@status6958]

Everybody gangster til a cartel member shows up

[@SadracPaez-ok9zi]

"DON'T PISSSS ME OFF FAM"😂😂😂

[@chubbymonkey2215]

Road man are just chefs with spoons don’t worry

[@LonelyPix]

Finally you used google translate

[@TTk0004]

Yes. We use spoons

[@rzMGMT]

You mean *"chavs"*

[@Del80VR]

guns exist in this country you people confuse my bullpup L85A2 oh wait- you don’t know what a bullpup is

[@c15a]

“Ill shank you” *laughs in 3d printed pistol*

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Those downtown abbey roadman make me extremely nervous. They got pocket full of scones and you don't want to cross them when they're feeling "quite peckish." Plus their ops are bangers & mash

[@hamburgerdog25]

My first thought was "downtown abbey sounds like the most innocent downtown ever. I'm probably wrong" and then I kept reading and I'm sorry but everything you said was adorable. Pocket full of scones, quite peckish? Bruh

[@crnkmnky]

_Rally 'round the roadman…_ _Wif' a pocketful of scones!_

[@djdjdax2253]

😂

[@sheeeesh2727]

Bro got me in the end😂

[@alonso1659]

I watched this like a million times now I can’t stop laughing

[@beholdtheman3161]

So you watched it a million times before it tickled you?

[@Crimson19977]

@@beholdtheman3161 man’s got fast ignition

[@anonymity120]

How it really would've happened: "Ima get my shank right now" "That's cute Harry Potter" *Pulls out glock*

[@eradict]

O say can you see...

[@feckusmaximus3234]

*Immediately gets arrested*

[@anonymity120]

@@feckusmaximus3234 *But at the end of the day, one of them is alive and the other is dead*

[@lore2458]

@Daisy Mae it's called illegally

[@SKRRTCOBAIN00]

@@lore2458 yh an American is getting a strap here just for holiday…. Lol Americans will be unarmed in England I want to see them getting their wap through the airport

[@annelaureriviere5070]

- “ Did I stutter? “ Stanley from the office😂

[@Teshae225]

Bros got that road man lisp 💀

[@caleb7780]

British “Roadman”: ima attack you with a spoon mate then ima steal your wata American Gangster: pulls out his heater and shoots Prince Fredrick of oi bruv land

[@cashsummary3472]

Ong

[@lore2458]

@Cool Dood 🧢

[@rickyronny4019]

nigga a Roadman will pull out a foot long sword and pierce yo fucking heart lol. I'm exaggerating but still the knives they use are pretty fuckin large

[@lore2458]

@@rickyronny4019 and the American is going to pull up with a modern warfare Loadout

[@rickyronny4019]

@@lore2458 yeah since niggas here be carrying guns 24/7. Everybody and they momma got a gun nowadays. Overpowered weapons aside, who would win in a fist fight? UK gangsta or the US gangsta? The results seem 50/50 to me cuz I’m convinced neither of em can rlly fight without weapons. The only rappers I know with martial arts experience are 50 cent and Bugzy Malone

[@khalil-si]

Nobody gonna talk about the fact that man's got a spoon on him in public?

[@user-ed8ml7dz1d]

that AAaAaAAAAA was on point

[@Im_Saadi_Baba]

Bro sounded exactly like Mike tyson with that british accent

[@danielevans8910]

Having a southern drawl grants you +3 charisma in the UK.

[@adamcarson3871]

Blooming southerners and northerners both -10000 everything. Middles where it’s at

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@adamcarson3871 The midlands? Birmingham?

[@MentalAbility28]

Interesting...not hard to imagine why.

[@adamcarson3871]

@@davidwuhrer6704 exactly

[@rajkaranvirk7525]

@@adamcarson3871 he’s talking about the US south.

[@ealc603]

He didn’t take them seriously. *Until..* “Ayup!”

[@Razbox360]

Not the roadmen 😭

[@sticks_studiosHQ]

“Wot don’t PITHHHH me off fam” 😂

[@acerix4103]

Man being part of a new sensation is absolutely wonderful. 😂😂 "Aaaaaaahhhh" great acting.

[@skanz3e99]

Whenever roadmen say a word that starts with P, you already know there's gonna be a loud pop

[@nikodon4182]

Being from Brooklyn we can’t be afraid of Harry Potter thugs lmao

[@jayr7781]

And you think roadman are scared of cowboys 😅

[@nikodon4182]

@@jayr7781 we don’t have cowboys here peppa pig. This isn’t Texas, this is New York. Totally different, instead of cowboys boots on your neck it would be timbs

[@genko7405]

U wouldn't come here and say that

[@Lvplayer20]

​@@genko7405buddy, we know damn well you would look an american in the eye if you ever even set foot here. ANYWHERE. North, south , east or west. You would be walking on eggshells cuz you know everyone has it on them because they do. Move along.

[@360Fov]

LMAO that closing door animation

[@Camissunshine]

Wonder how long a roadman will live if he came to America’s hood probably like a min or two 😂😂😭

[@kendrickllama3231]

America? The home of the color fashion gangs? 🤣🤣

[@aaronforsyth3486]

Bro roadmen ain’t gang members they’re edgy chavs our gangs are just like the us they’re just more secretive cus guns are cracked down on harder here

[@michaelmann99]

Id say they get shot stepping off the plane

[@rikuzariyuzu2815]

"I'll Thank You!"

[@big_migas]

Bro was about to be assaulted by british mike tyson

[@mikeoxmal1028]

Bruh the lisp makes it so good

[@Oleksey1769]

I was expecting him to say "I support the ____ soccer team"

[@last-genrichtofen9360]

I was expecting him to say an American football team like the Steelers.

[@seekerofknowledge78]

We need a roadman in Brooklyn

[@lan7770]

They way they act talk and behave

[@joshpring1]

From what I've seen in the media, you already have them.

[@dustycover3015]

We need one in Chicago and Detroit too.

[@B0x_T00l]

@@dustycover3015 Bro you can't have shit in detroit

[@rickyronny4019]

y'all got Roadman in Brooklyn? How do they act?

[@someweirdo3014]

“Real funny” **Pulls out a glock**

[@Gt4wayDr1vR]

**shoots his rusty pirate blunder pistol from his hoodie**

[@magiccheeks]

The lisp!!! And the scream😂