Ex-Wife CHEATS ON ME over 15 TIMES... I GET REVENGE & GET FULL CUSTODY of OUR KIDS - Reddit Podcast

[@AmItheJerk]

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[@ItsSpot]

Ok

[@kevinjewell233]

Can't get up in the morning??? Go to bed earlier....still can't and need someone to mother you ...move home to your dumb ass mommy who didn't raise you right in the beginning!!!

[@sadalien9049]

If anyone EVER threatens to "unalive" themselves so you'll do what they say, tell them: That's your choice, not mine. and be done with them.

[@Bruh_Moment..]

its so common that some people dont know if they are kidding or serious. knew a girl stuck in a toxic relationship that she couldnt get out of because her boyfriend threatened to do that if she left. finally she said okay and broke up with him

[@princessmarlena1359]

I’ve had people threaten that to me, and I’m so done with hearing it that I merely reply with “…’byyyyyeeeee!”. They’ve never done it.

[@Alpha123k5]

Sheesh that's cold 🥶

[@elementxxrider]

I prefer not to, when that happens I just leave the conversation on seen and call the police to check on them. Reason: a relative of mine had her ex actually commiting su1c1d3 when she threatened to, and a similar answer to the one you suggested was given. Next thing we know he's being sued for "coerced su1c1d3". He got off the hook but with a permanent mark on his record that, to this day, no one overlooks when he tries to apply for a job.

[@cray97w36]

or say just do it i dont care

[@juanhaines7295]

Story 1 I heard this one before. This is why a guy needs irrefutable evidence. The cops didn't even give him a chance before putting him in cuffs.

[@erinthedemonhog2090]

Same from an animated horror stories video.

[@gotenblack2542]

because the world is stupid when it comes to that

[@Juzokinnie]

It is honestly really sad that women typically get the benefit of the doubt but it doesn't apply to men. If women get the benefit of the doubt, then men should get it as well.

[@hellcat5030]

Steven D

[@erinthedemonhog2090]

@@hellcat5030 yeah.

[@meowatbabiesthecat]

Yeah, the cops always give the excuse of "civil matter" but if they see someone down on their luck and sleeping in their car in a residential area, you bet your butt they're writing a ticket. 🙄

[@Gamekiddo6000]

Fr

[@princessmarlena1359]

And if a woman makes a false claim of domestic violence, the “big bad man” gets cuffed immediately. But the woman faces no repercussions for a false report.

[@aliceblack8036]

​@@princessmarlena1359and if a man was assaulted by a woman, he should consider himseld lucky cause "men can't get raped"

[@BurgerQueenRei]

​@Sasha05pray too God he spares your precious little life and never lets bad cops in

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

About that last story, it sounds to me like the girlfriend just wants her boyfriend to pay the consequences for her own stupidity. She went to the bar, she got drunk, she drove drunk, and she got herself that DUI. Her actions landed her in that situation so her actions can remedy that situation.

[@princessmarlena1359]

I broke up with a [former] girlfriend (I’m bi) because she was pulling stuff such as this, when she wasn’t getting parking tickets and her car towed or booted as a result. She tried to take MY car at one point, but fortunately I kept the key and the spare key locked in a safe.

[@derekwhite1870]

Last story: she only got back together with her ex so she could have a place to stay and not be homeless. How much do you want to bet it was her crawling back?

[@princessmarlena1359]

That last story…OP is out of his mind for going back to that awful girlfriend. She only comes to OP for help. And the girlfriend’s stepfather is a hypocrite for telling OP to “be a man and step up”, yet why isn’t HE helping? Classic case of manipulation, emotional blackmail, and abuse. Get out of that relationship!

[@JadeCaro]

I'm a grown woman and I'm guilty of snoozing my alarm multiple times and then having to rush, but I wouldn't blame my significant other for not waking me up unless I had specifically asked them to do so the night before. What a man child

[@Unfortunate6478]

im only on the mans side because this guy over exaggerating and called 2 alarms 5 and i have like 10 alarms no joke and dont wake up like ever on time for school

[@sandrasausville9103]

Nope she got a DUI not you!! That's her problem and she has to pay for it. That's what you get for drinking and driving

[@LunaP1]

Last story, gf definitely inherited her mom's mental illness. Manipulative, self destructive and emotionally abusive behavior combined is a sign of slow spiraling and it will only get worse without treatment. OP should've stayed broken up with her.

[@gotenblack2542]

yup

[@crawdadlando4053]

Your not a dog, they eat their own vomit again after it made them sick once already.

[@cloud132456]

On the guy that missed his alarm and got angry. Nah, they are a jerk, but so is he for retaliating. Some people have much harder times waking up at certain times. I myself can't actually mentally wake up until around 10 am even if I have been up since 7:30 for my job. As a partner, you should be willing to help them out, them being grown isn't an excuse. I don't sit on my computer or doing my hobbies on my days off and not help my GF get up for work if I'm awake. I don't want her to lose her job just as she doesn't want me to lose mine, and sometimes it's just hard for people to get up and expecting a little help from time to time in a RELATIONSHIP shouldn't be frowned upon and you shouldn't just tell the person. "Not my problem." Because it honestly shows that you don't care about them as a person. The other problem with people that are going to label him as a jerk because he is "grown" doesn't even know his work life, maybe he has to work 12 hour shifts, maybe he does overtime a lot to provide all the food and half the bills like the OP says. Doing overtime makes someone very mentally and physically checked out and it isn't fair to judge based on a single person's side of the story.

[@mordraxterboy1521]

If you are new, you should know this narrator is a SIMP and one sided when judging female OPs. So his opinion ain't that important

[@Juzokinnie]

OP in the last story needs to break up with that leech. He helped her out a lot. She's not even grateful for the help. She got a DUI and that's her problem. She made a bad decision and she must pay the consequences for it.

[@aparnarai3708]

Story 3: the cousin needs a big gift He saved her Story 4: student here, I need 7-8 alarms and someone literally making some serious noise for me to wake up... Story 5: she probably got back with him after her best friend informed her that they will be moving in a few months Cut your losses, break up with her.

[@sandrasausville9103]

It's not your responsibility to make sure that a grown man gets up for work!!!

[@user-ei9wx6qf5w]

I wonder why he never noticed and had it keep piling up. I think he may have been oblivious.

[@kidflaxh5130]

story 1 is why i hate the world sometimes the cops put the op in cuffs right away without even asking if it was the other way around the guy could be on the ground bleeding but they wont take the girl in without questions

[@viviennemorgan7217]

op sued his ex wife and no he didn't get put in cuffs by cops.

[@DanielGonzalez-qk6sd]

@@viviennemorgan72172:12-2:20, the cops cuffed OP for false DA allegations. They did not even talk to OP. The dude is right, cops suck when it comes to this. Cops are *not* a man’s friend.

[@Seashoremeg]

That last story that young man needs to RUN!

[@gigglesgaming131]

Last name story: Nobody has to change their last name. It's not a big deal if you want that. But to acting insulted and/or annoyed being introduced or regarded as your husband's last name is a bit childish based on the only reason is it's "boring". Cool for you on keeping the name you wanted. But it's not the end of the world to be addressed as your husband's last name by mistake. Unless family/friends refuses to acknowledge it then you get to be frustrated

[@Quarterback81]

Hi I always listen to you while gaming

[@sorinfilip1725]

Same

[@racingdevil1309]

Same

[@Harpzzi]

I know im eight months late, but same

[@DonnytheG123]

In the first story the husband should have gotten 100% custody of the kids

[@Kameranium]

Watching the gameplay for this video was among the most painful things I've ever watched.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i feel sorry for op that his wife or ex wife cheated on him so many times but i'm glad that he sued her.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i hope that she gets help.

[@LilAngelPrincess95]

For the one on the girlfriend not waking the boyfriend and he was late. Yes he should get up on his own and his reaction was immature but if there is a regular occurrence of her waking him and she didn't tell him outright to get up on his own then he will probably assume that if she's awake and not saying anything then there is still time. That he opened his eyes multiple times to look at her tells me he trusts her to tell him. There was a missing conversation there that should have happened.

[@Bruh_Moment..]

yeah. his fault, she isnt the jerk, but they should talk about it

[@nuredingeziqi679]

​@@Bruh_Moment..it's very expectable for the parter you live with and that you trust to help you. That's what is supposed to happen in a healthy relationship. Partners support each other. He was absolute immature for what he did, but to come here and claiming moral highground because "NUH UH he is an adult and should be able to do it alone, thus you don't deserve help of any kind" is just a toxic advice

[@Bruh_Moment..]

@@nuredingeziqi679 also toxic advice to take all blame off yourself and say its all your wives fault for being late. its both their faults

[@ambreenijaz3919]

Day 130 of saying the same thing until I get pinned Karen's getting destroyed is one of the best parts of my life

[@1Scimetar]

My solution, throw out the alarm clocks that he's been getting for himself assuming they aren't an app on his phone, or make it so there's a more active task to even just hit the snooze button, let alone dismiss the alarms. I've heard that there are alarm clocks that will launch a helicopter-type toy when it goes off, and it won't shut off until you find and manage to reattach that toy. Another has an infrared laser pistol like the ones wired into the lightgun cabinets, and the only way to get the alarm to turn off is to shoot a paired target to the pistol. Either way, these demand an active task that will help wake the sleeper up and pretty much force them to wake up more than just the alarm going off.

[@1Scimetar]

@@RedditStories_agyx Yeah, just putting the clock across the room from your bed will probably do the trick.

[@monroerobbins7551]

Just as a heads up, for anyone concerned; swinging relationships *can* work, but only with three things: consent, communication, and transparency. Also, it’s not a thing you can use to mend a relationship, it is not a tool that allows you a cheating pass. It’s not like getting into a different relationship; it’s being in the same relationship, but now there’s new sources of potential enjoyment, but also new sources of potential mistrust and contempt, if not done well. Basically, it’s not an excuse to cheat, and if someone is thinking that when going into a swinging relationship or a polyamorous relationship (not the same thing, obvs) or an open marriage, then that style of relationship isn’t going to work. It’s not permission to cheat; it’s consensual exploration, with both parties getting something out of it, rather than one person being left in the cold and unhappy while the other’s out having fun and not communicating why they’re unhappy in their initial relationship. And yeah, it sucks that women are more likely to win on the legal side (false allegations, more likely to win out in custody hearings, the like) , but it also sucks that men are more likely to win on the social side, unless there’s conjecture (for example, men getting the ok to cheat for the longest time, “boys will be boys” style). There isn’t equity for either party, it’s why gender equity is so important. Not saying this to say “OP did something wrong, obviously, they’re both to blame”, no, this doesn’t apply to Story 1. I only bring this up because while times are changing, times are also staying the same in certain aspects, and if we don’t spot them, then progress will never happen.

[@QuickManEXE]

Unfortunately, in stories like this (and many others), the 3 key points here; consent, communication and transparency, don't seem to happen.

[@lunamorningstar5488]

@@QuickManEXEyeah, that’s why it end up one the internet for our thirst for drama, the one that work out is living it best life.

[@monroerobbins7551]

@@QuickManEXEand something tells me that these kinds of people, like the wife, weren’t down for an open relationship; they wanted a cheating for free card.

[@QuickManEXE]

@@monroerobbins7551 Bingo!

[@haleycress633]

“There really should be a sign or something” I’ll go park my car *in* your house and tell you there was no sign

[@alizaidanthamyeez740]

This court case in story 1 is the sort of thing I wish I could see on Judge Judy

[@HellBat239]

If someone parks in my driveway, I am COMPLETELY destroying the car😂😂😂😂😂

[@_CLOUD_THE_THERIAN_]

This is scary cause the first story sounds like something that happened to me :(

[@lordsaladbin6540]

Story 2: I live in the UK and we had to put a gate over our driveway because it isn't a crime for someone else to park on your driveway as trespass is a civil offence and not a criminal one. It is ridiculous that the police can't/won't do anything when someone does this.

[@Its_me_Stolas]

Story 2. Okay, yeah, dude was parking illegal but he is right. Maybe you should consider putting a sign there, so people would stop parking there. And seeing how dumb people like that dude can be, it is a reasonable action. Just a decently sized sticker on a closest light pole or something

[@QuickManEXE]

Even with a "no parking" or "no tresspassing" sign up, people will still do it.

[@Juzokinnie]

It's common knowledge not to park in other people's driveways or block them. You just don't do that. You park on the street (where it is legal to) or in designated parking spots.

[@Bruh_Moment..]

shut up. no he isnt right. he is an idiot thats it. if you dont want to get towed, dont park on other peoples property. also pretty sure it isnt legal to put stickers on light posts

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@Juzokinnie Sadly, even common knowledge is lacking in some people and that's because of things like stupidity, foolishness, entitlement or ignorance.

[@carriebennett5926]

My ex husband use to try and manipulate me by threatening suicide and i got so tired of the threat that i yelled at him to cut lengthwise to be more effective. I was really young and really sick of the BS.

[@muyoko8330]

The Latin American name story that family is gonna joke with them for all times XD

[@kunfussed213]

Grammy award winning act??! Was she singing like a canary?! Maybe an Oscar... 🙈😋

[@BurakkuHishou]

It's absolutely insane how much evidence a guy has to get in order to prove his innocence, while more often than not a woman just has to go up there with a sob story. I could say we have a 2 tiered justice system but honestly, it's multi-faceted.

[@ChariTheAlternate]

The 2nd story is too relatable

[@The_Soviet_T-34]

Wow I am stupid

[@Cyrus_Nagisa]

3rd story, childish boyfriend. He needs to be a grown man and get up on his own, and now he is being childish a retaliating. 4th story, BF needs to do nothing, her DUI is her fault, she needs to pay that higher bill, not OP

[@viviennemorgan7217]

which story 3.

[@captvalstrax]

I will never understand why people set multiple alarms. It doesn't contribute to good sleep.

[@christianmarshal6117]

My advice? Tomorrow morning after the first alarm dump a bucket of ice water on him! After he’s done screaming tell him “You’re up with time to brush your teeth! My work is done. I put away my favorite towel so if you need to blow your nose use your own. Have a nice day at work honey!”

[@Jonathan_B._Tadegegn]

He may have had that discussion with his girlfriend to wake him up

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Story 4: The boyfriend needs to be a man and wake up on his own. Story 5: Is this woman just wanting a man to take care of her?

[@huinismith]

Story 3: good on Mrs. Vicuña McKenna, or whatever her last name is, for sticking to her guns.

[@raybonilla1506]

story 4: OPs boyfriend isn't JUST upset the OP didn't wake them up but that they know the time and could have woken them up. OP even admitted they were being malicious. They are a team and shouldn't be working against each other. Anyone who believes OP is not the jerk in this specific situation doesn't understand how a relationship works. when one is lacking the other helps catch up. Only jerk move the husband did is blowing his nose in her towel.

[@O.KFarmToysdeutzallis6275]

for story two I would put two metal stakes their and put cation tape their so no one will park their

[@cainescouten-chappell362]

Blaming your partner for you deliberately sleeping through your alarms is wild to me. And I hate getting up in the morning, but I only need to set one alarm, it’s generally across the room from me so I have to stand up to turn it off. As a result once I’m awake, I’m awake for a minimum of 17 hours before I get tired again, it’s incredible what a full 8 hours gets you. Ever since I was a kid, I can’t go back to sleep quickly and I’m a light sleeper to boot. I had a SO for a few years who habitually snoozed all of her alarms, and there were several. I’d try to wake her and she’d get angry at me for it. And when she would inevitably oversleep and be late for work, guess what, she’d get angry at me for not waking her. As if I hadn’t tried, she wouldn’t even wake up for our daughter when her crib was in our bedroom. Those first few years were rough, and from my understanding, according to her soon to be ex husband. That hasn’t changed.

[@Kyurengo]

I never understood the need to change your name when you marry, like erasing your own family. It's not like we are in the past when you were welcomed in a family in order to keep the bloodline, when the women's only role was to have kids, like royalty. I'm glad I come from a country where, not only you keep your surname, but you use both of them (we have a mother, you know? Even you can legaly use your mother's surname first if you want)

[@gigglesgaming131]

My wife hyphenated our names. Hers is really cool and she wanted mine too because we're married. Only thing that was kinda annoying is how the wife seemed utterly discusted and insulted to be regarded as her husband's name. Her keeping her last names is awesome, but it is childish that she just refuses to be regarded by her husband's last name because it's "boring"

[@Kyurengo]

@@gigglesgaming131 My cousin is using her mother's (my aunt) surname because is rarer than her father's (a little like in this situation) so I understand it. When you are surrounded by a few people with the same name as you (school, work) is normal to try to have something different so there arent mixups

[@gigglesgaming131]

@@Kyurengo the nice thing is that everyone walked away from the story with a laugh and seem to still be on good terms. It's good that the OP didn't have to get into some type of fight with their husbands family. Everyone wasn't offended or brought up dated cultural traditions or empty feelings about who has to take who's last name

[@Kyurengo]

@@gigglesgaming131 Yeah, indeed!

[@j.d.4055]

I have an idea on how that BF can get up on time. Take the Bam Margera approach to wake him up. He'll never have to set up a second alarm again. And record it for KZbin. You want me to wake you up? Ok, malicious compliance. :Evil grin:

[@justboggy138]

How tf is the driver driving, even a toddler can drive better

[@zacharythompson8710]

Story 1: The wife thought Sarah was her friend, but Sarah ended up being OP's friend!!!

[@dmurphy82]

I don't know that I'd call the first story awesome. It's satisfying for sure but heartbreaking for OP's children.

[@maximeco1285]

Called cops for a similar situation 1h50 to get a response called a tow truck company 15 minutes response.

[@MazaBLaze]

That last story, she would of got kicked out! Oh you can find a new man to take care of you? Good! Now get your shit and move in with him!

[@brianarnold8666]

18:19 i have like 6 alarms in the morning and rarely wake up until the last one, but heres the thing; I dont have a set schedule and get paid per job AND i dont expect anybody to wake ke up

[@jaydiddy..]

For the 4th story a simple solution I strugle waking up sometimes because I don't give myself a break 90% and some days I sleep past my alarms so I say i doubt I'll struggle to wake up most days but on the off chance witch it basically once is a blue moon I ask her to make shure I'm actually up by my second alarm but it's not all the time it's like once every 4 or 5 months that I don't get enough rest to wake up on the first alarm

[@ophidianblack]

Hitting the snooze, or having several alarms: if you’re sleeping next to someone it’s awful. They don’t deserve to be woken up several times because of your lack of discipline. What she should have done was make him get up at his first alarm every time. Not gonna get up at 7? Set the alarm for 7:15. Not getting up till 7:30? Set the damn alarm for 7:30 and get up. If you sleep alone and you have multiple alarms you still have to have the self discipline to get up to one of them and not expect someone else will accept responsibility for YOUR choices.

[@ophidianblack]

I just think that habitual snoozers and multiple alarms need to switch it up and practice self discipline at least sometimes. Doesn’t have to be a strict change but let’s not be big babies and say it’s not possible to do things differently now and then. You learn you are capable when you try. This I say from experience with myself.

[@thusluxx1358]

@@ophidianblackretard

[@AutumnRaen]

LOL, she should have put cold marbles in his bed - the late boyfriend.

[@EmberScribe]

That last story . . . Yeah, she meant what she said. She was speaking her mind freely, unrestrained. That was her truth of the situation. Now, the boyfriend could help cover some of her costs, only if he has the financial means to afford it and not take away from the other bills/utilities. Also, I'd like to know what her job is that has her mentally drained. Is it Medical, or maybe a Tech Firm? The thing this girl needs to do is grow up, and fast. She's living with her boyfriend. They split the responsibilities. She still acts like a kid, expecting the adults to fix her own mistakes. With how things look, she is not emotionally stable for a serious live-in relationship. Advice for the dude: If you still love/have feelings for her, you need to reevaluate the relationship and set down some rules if the relationship is going to survive. Let her know that and have her sign a written agreement stating that she acknowledges the new parameters of the relationship and agrees to adhere to the rules as stated. In other words, GET YOURSELF A ROOMMATE / RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT.

[@crimsonvoid1595]

Story 4: I’m 35 but I can’t work due to medical disabilities that I was born with and I have an 8:00 alarm to get up and take my medications but I’m usually up by 7:00 or so but my younger brother who I live with has a job and he’ll come into my room and be like “Big Brother! I Go To Work Lock up behind me!” He has his own key on his key ring to lock the door which I repeatedly remind him of.

[@Rebel3000]

Story 3: She is TAH. I have like... 20 alarms to get me up, and not all of them go off, or you dont hear them all the time. She was up, she could have woken him up. Dont victim blame for her when she was being a turd by letting him be late when she couldve done something when his alarms failed him. Are they in a relationship, Or are they just two people renting a room?

[@xxx_momiji_xxx]

at twelve I woke up at five to get ready for school and I didn't even leave the house till 6:20 so the fact that a grown man cant get up forty five minutes before you need to leave that's not his girlfriends fault

[@roqueillan3062]

I have to get up at five in the morning when I’m going to school

[@waynehewett4017]

Only 15 people wow ! I'd be getting DNA tests on all the kids Getting tested for STDs as well Then hiring a divorce lawyer Contacting child welfare reporting her for fraud And lying Then have her in court for adultery Then have her and the 15 people she cheated with pay compensation of 30 grand each And kick her out and keep everything and custody of the kids proven to be mine And get child support off her

[@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740]

They say teenagers are notoriously lazy, well when I was 14 I got my first job over the summer at Taco Bell and I was working a morning shift. But even I was able to get up on time for work. We had one of those Taco bells that served breakfast and I had to be to work by 6:00 a.m. I was able to get up by 4:00 drink coffee have breakfast shower change clothes and still be at the front door of the Taco Bell at 5 minutes to 6:00 a.m. I was 14, this guy's 35, what's his excuse.

[@CaosBoyCathian]

Third story: Disrespectful. Utterly humiliating to your husband and would not be surprised if he decided to upgrade to a newer model.

[@greytala]

How is it the cops won’t do anything to someone trespassing? What state did this happen? You need to post a sign saying “no parking: violators will be towed at their expense”

[@johannfrederichk3473]

Why are they highschool sweethearts? hes 2 years older than her. imagine a 17 year old dating a 15 year old? jail ong

[@jordensmith355]

That ex is crazy

[@dragonweyr44]

4th story: You are not this guy's mommy and he isn't 6 years old on his way to his first day at kindergarten If he can't get his own lazy ass up on his own, you shouldn't have to be the one to do it He should get up with the first alarm

[@elirice6687]

I think it's a bit of a toxic mindset to not just get you SO a nudge if they've slept through/past alarm and you're awake. Why does it hurt to just be like "hey love it's 8:25 you might wanna get up now". If he then doesn't bother then fair enough. But Why sit their and purposefully not wake him just to make a point? Such a toxic mindset??

[@BurgerQueenRei]

If someone threatens their life if you leave lol leave because the moment they did that their life wasn't worth saving

[@LandoCali5]

Actions > saying i love you

[@sandrasausville9103]

Lmao I remember playing the old school version of this game on Atari!!

[@G.L.999]

I remember the 1st story. It was on a Horror content channel!

[@bobray8637]

Your tax money, hard at work.

[@brandonnewby178]

Story #1: Why in the hell did you wait so long to empty your accounts and create a new one? Why did you let her get that last spree in?

[@stephanierademacher7818]

easy on sleepy boyfriend. a little ice water or heavy metalworks every time. worked on my sister😅

[@ChakatNightspark]

7:02 I rather them use my Trash can, then rather them leave stuff all over the lawn though. Last Story. How Many Cars does Girlfriend have to be $600 a Month? or What Kindof Car is it to be $600 a Month. I mean here I am paying only $15 a Month for full Coverage on my Car. Yeah it is Not new anymore. It has over 200,000 miles on it. I got back in 2002 when it was New. But even back then when it was brand New. My Insurance was only $60 a Month Full Coverage thur Geico Yes I been with Geico entire time.

[@ronbeyak9886]

If people want to threaten others that they’re going to commit suicide, they should be told “Don’t threaten me with a good time”

[@1FriendlyFries]

I disnt even need to hear the last one to say that shes crazy

[@Stealth_Saber]

Story 2: yeah I think where I live, cops can't get involved unless the car has been sat there for like 24 hours. And if the car moves even once, the countdown restarts. There might be more to it but I'm not too aware since I don't deal with it much. Story 3: I won't lie, when I heard "Latin America" and "elegant animal" my very first thought was Capybara. I seriously don't know why considering their habitat is South America. Story 4: I kinda went through a similar experience with my brother because he has trouble getting up too. One day, he didn't get up till just about the time he usually leaves and only because I told him. Next thing you know he's pitching a fit saying "why didn't you wake me?" and all that. I told him straight up, it isn't my responsibility and I've just tried being helpful and soon enough I won't be able to because my work shift is changing. And I wasn't gonna call him from work just to make sure his ass got up when that's his responsibility. I set like 3-4 alarms everyday I work to make sure I get up because I can have trouble and if I think I may need help waking up for something, I say so. Otherwise, take full responsibility onto myself.

[@Weird_puppets]

Finally I am not 2-10 hours late. 55 mins is earlier then I would expect to see a vid from jerk.

[@maximeco1285]

My mom didn't change her last name simply because her words "I'm not property I'm your f***ing wife" and I respect my mom

[@Xbox_game_enjoyer]

16:58 honestly that whole situation is the OPs fault

[@albertgongora6944]

Actually the original poster in the first story can go above the police officers that didn't want to do their job correctly and actually report the situation that they're allowing people to get away with Petty crimes which is also against along and it can get people fired for not doing the job correctly which these officers of the law doom and it sounds like the 911 dispatcher does understand the situation and wants an officer to do it but it seems like maybe they were tricked into believing that the officer that was going out there was actually going to deal with the situation and it might just be this particular officer that's not doing their job

[@pinkpandasquad1]

for those who are struggling with these vids playback speed, you can adjust it to 1.25 or 1.5 times speed for a much smoother listening experience. it's nice that it's slower for people who benefit from it but for me it's way too slow. 1.5 sounds a little funky but it's good

[@TheWertzuiop13]

17:22 , u know , i have an alexa, my wake up ringtone is on 100%volume , even if i hear it just for 3 seconds , im so damn awake, i couldt sleep after that bc its so loud i cant just say calmly "alexa stop", i have to yell at her xD . so im fully awake, maybe that will help too for you, i would really use a phone or a clock where u can press the top button so it would ring in another 5 mins,

[@sanjanaakotyada4753]

Story 3 : Your name is your first identity and it’s your own wish whether or not you want to change your last name or not. If you feel like your name is wonderfully beautiful already, you don’t have to change your name over some sort of push. Story 4 : He’s a goddamn adult who has a fully working job and bills to pay. He is acting super childish speaking in a way that says that it’s his girlfriend’s *duty* or something like that to wake him up. Like, this is super childish. Story 5 : She’s Guilt Tripping you. I’ve been through guilt tripping and what OP described is perfectly fitting. Like, bro, it’s *her* DUI not yours! She’s gonna pay for it somehow. If you want to help, that’s great. But it’s not *compulsory* or something to do that.

[@navkaur163]

Shame on her

[@kingofthebarstool1]

It’s not really cheating when you are or were swingers. You’ve really opened up the marriage by then.

[@mofuggly4303]

Disagree on the alarm story. If hes paying for everything the least you could do is wake the man up for work. What a shitty gf.

[@Larka661]

I understand the woman who didn't change her last name, my last name is Smith. It's annoyingly common, so I know how she feels. It's her choice. Hell my boyfriend and I call each other husband and wife even though we aren't "legally" married. Honestly I think it's completely overrated, marriage should be a mutual agreement between two people, and not bring the government into it.

[@llcoojoe20]

The story where the BF is snoozing the alarm. The gf is a big jerk! I mean op said it themselves they don't pay for ish in the relationship. The least she can do is wake her bf up. Wake him up with breakfast made.

[@sami300war]

Story 3: the bf is an idiot and an asshole, i am not a morning person and i definitely wish i can sleep in from time to time. but i have made it a habit to wake up 2 hours before i needed to leave the house just to make sure i am ready to go to work. i even set multiple alarms and change their tone to make sure i wake up (i could sleep through a bomb explosion if i was tired enough). Honestly the girl needs to kick him out, he clearly isnt taking it as seriously as he should yet.

[@edward1259]

@17:18 the girlfriend isn’t the jerk, but it was a bit of a jerk move. His retaliation was bs, but she was being a bit of a jerk. If I were her, I’d help him up at 7 and over time (talking from experience) his body would get used to waking at 7.

[@ARcinder]

If your a swinger dont marry, even worse DONT HAVE CHILDREN.

[@samuelworkman51]

Cops are not your friend.

[@IngyinAye]

great stories but i wanna know the background game's name.

[@DaemonwarriorJulius]

The urn story: disposing of any urn that isn't yours would have you beaten up with a baseball bat until the full steel bat breaks in my books and that's tame as opposed to the Geneva convention breaking punishments my friends suggeted when I showed them the story. You have absolutely NO authority as to how I am supposed to grieve over my deceased loved ones, doesn't matter if it's humans or animals.