Martial Arts on TikTok is Ridiculous

[@NotoriousWhistler]

I like the "definitely no hate to them" disclaimer at the end. Jackson trying to hide the fact he's terrified.

[@Angie13133]

Wouldn't you be? That rhythmic dance-fighting is terrifying!

[@stanktaint15]

I mean yeah I'd be terrified too. you'd have to be insane to think you can survive the 7 kens dragons technique.

[@coledog10]

Speaking as someone who's taken classes for martial arts, pretty much every form in this vid is actually pretty dangerous (for the user) because they aren't protecting their face. Keeping your hands near your head when you're not punching is one of the basic lessons my class learned

[@Mariofan..]

It’s not even karate it’s basic logic if your going to fight PROTECT YOUR FACE it’s the most vulnerable spot and if you get hit there bad your done

[@scrubbylubby1149]

THINK ABOUT IT. you punch yourself really REALLY hard.BOOM.your opponent is confused and your taking a quick power nap now they cant knock you out and win. THAT IS TRUE MARTIAL ARTS@@Mariofan..

[@Ismatic1906]

You’re only saying that to prevent us from becoming more powerful.

[@Terraw77]

Those are real life kung fu styles@kartorrentlive7539

[@LordBeck08]

I fight kickboxing, and protecting your face is the basic thing. Also even if his hands were good, he would have trouble. Since in a real fight your other parts are important. A well placed lowkick in the knee win fights.

[@Angie13133]

The Rainbow Road "go-kart" had me in stitches 🤣🌈

[@AGKyran]

That was beautiful !

[@danyuzunov]

That guy which was punching fast looks like 7 year old me in goblin mode

[@someguyinabox]

That’s the most confusing martial art I have ever seen lol🤼‍♂️

[@Titledvessel950]

Nah you just have to know the flip technique and the teddy pounding technique oh and the blanket knot and blanket escape

[@StefanCreates]

martial arts/dance routine

[@Toastee92]

The Russian one is when developers can't think of what to make npc characters do in the background so they just use random code

[@cyanhacker]

The name makes channel bazillion times funnier. What does it even do with anything? Are they training to strike back?

[@freenation1776]

2:21 bro is a professional upstairs neighbor 😭💀

[@kitkat5153]

I’m not on TikTok, these videos are so educational! First mud floods and now genfungkoo, I’ve been living under a rock. 😭

[@ryshow9118]

That's not a rock, that's a giants testicle 😂

[@mkk2424]

Those 5 seconds of hip thrusting martial arts was it for me 😂

[@nicoleregier1164]

I do Karate and those videos are accurate to how I feel doing Karate in front of others who don't do Karate. I always feared that when I did Karate for someone who doesn't do Karate I look like the people from these videos to them.

[@tobiaslawrence8928]

These guys are the definition of your parents telling you to "Not do that in the house"

[@kenshirorealstar]

Thanks ❤🐉 for tribute!!!

[@Blobfishinabox]

ITS HIM

[@vukberbakov344]

Bro found us

[@hypnotichistorian8152]

You know, they seem to be having fun. And Im not gonna hold that against them.

[@jackatack2643]

as said in the video, they aren't hurting anyone. not even the people who the thing would be used against

[@mrbork7218]

I come from the future to inform you that these are actually highly advanced mystical qigong. Mastery of which will aid you on your path to the heavens.

[@hectorlumbagoCringe]

First guy has to be doing satire right? Holy cow

[@Sleepingpinky]

6:55 when I'm a child and I'm playing mortal Kombat with my siblings in real life

[@shartblaster]

When he started punching the pillow on the floor i started crying oh my god this is the best thing ive ever seen thank you so much for thia video

[@Fr1zzle4]

No lies I'm gonna need those Geno fuck lessons

[@Titledvessel950]

I have already been taught by a master in geno fuck I shall teach you

[@ashleywynne588]

I think we all need some lessons 😂😂

[@Rotten_rainbow69]

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[@thomasmclean9406]

Love the OG pixel art painting from a while back sitting on the shelf!

[@twk747]

I had no idea this dude was doing long form videos this was the first I watched and thoroughly enjoyed!! Def gonna watch more

[@1-Away]

I have applied for genofuck lessons, i am really exited, my first lesson is next weekend!!!!

[@Indosentia]

Jackson, day by day you become slowly more like Danny Gonzales, Drew Goodens, and the numerous other commentary youtubers. They too started with short form content, and soon, you will be among their ranks, a hallowed member of satirical observation

[@jackson00707]

It won’t be long until he releases satire music…

[@intanayu8674]

dudee i swear he's very underrated lol, i hope he gets popular soon

[@fingle-mon]

I think we can all agree that Sensei senseless could take them with one hand behind his back

[@atlxntic_7]

YES INDEED SENSEI SENSELESS

[@isxbelle._.]

we all love sensei senseless

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

The diversity between your shorts and longform is insane. Keep it up!

[@revengeoftheratdog]

amazing video and thumbnail i laughed the whole time and i’ve watched this like 16 times since it came out sorry abt the grammar didn’t feel like adding punctuation

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

7:05 genuinely looks like someone new to blenders first animation

[@shadowbandit20]

The first guy’s videos are comedy gold - he even wrote “#funny”

[@Chedarrr]

Keep making long form content please man, only tip I can give you is to try and find your own editing voice as it’s a little obvious who you draw inspiration from, other than that you’re doing great can’t wait for more!

[@MAkbar-ki7uh]

Damn i thought i couldnt watch this video, but i remember i got gift membership lol

[@darwinthestepdancer]

Same

[@Nina-xf2ou]

Off topic but Kermit lying in the back there 😂

[@shibe32]

i like tiktok because it reminds me that no matter how bad my decisions are and how stupid i can be, there will always be dumber than me.

[@Bigmaaaaan]

These martial arts are about as effective as someone trying to stab you with their pinky finger (It just hurts the user more)

[@MRCHEEZUS]

Missed opportunity for a minimum of 69 lessons for dai-nou Fu'hk style

[@fxn09here]

0:20 Michael the fighter guy...movie... wrestler...thing

[@Aldueja]

looks like vsauce was tired of being called a nerd...

[@Turkaryotic]

7:00 Boxer here, I have no idea what this is but it would not work. One jab to the chin and it's over. His arms aren't in a position to gaurd his face when he is not "punching" Some good things I see however are him moving his legs with the punches and sitting into his form

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Dude, i already knew you were hilarious but didnt catch too many reaction/gameplay videos. But the editing in this one especially is just amazing, ill try to catch up to more of these videos. Keep it up

[@TheStarofRed]

The dude in the first bit of this is quite literally a screaming frog

[@ObamaHamaHa]

Give the editor a raise

[@sailboatavocadoshark5064]

DUDE this is just like the 50-60-year-old man does outside of a closed boarded-up Carl's junior. Every time I walk home from school I see him across the street. I'm not even joking.

[@Ovasiig]

I’m a kendo instructor and I’ve never had so much fun. This was so funny to find out there seems to be an entire sub community of people doing fake martial arts

[@Fnafle]

2:41 the scream dose it for me I am dying lmao

[@randomguy_justpassinthroug7885]

4:50 STANDING HERE I REALIZED YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYNA MAKE HISTORY BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE. THAT VIOLENCE BREED VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

[@antonekholm2955]

Both the ideas sound amazing

[@kemistree.]

These guys look like 9 year old me "training" my friends in magic.

[@yalieyal4362]

The average Mcdojo trainee:

[@duc-o]

Ngl these guys look like some of the people in mine

[@hotmilo]

7:33 This reminds me of that video where the lady says she's a freestyle dance instructor 😂

[@miladycatie]

who said it's not effective? personally, i'm terrified. 🤼

[@goreobsessed2308]

Ah yes gino phok uses only the best pelvic thrusts

[@SacrificialFox]

This reminds me of my buddy in highschool, he was just as weird and energetic doing "fighting"

[@BigChefMan07]

the best way to put the second dude is that it looks like a Sims fighting dojo but weirldy high quality animation

[@BlackThrone-xs7gd]

Imagine the first guy vs survival training guy 😂 5:08

[@merc2210]

ill be there for the first gynofuk lesson 🙏

[@PrimeTimeChriz]

The mario part got me! That was hilariuos!

[@Mariofan..]

We better get Pillow guy for mk8dx wave six

[@grumpygamer8458]

please, someone tell me what that outro song is, Im begging it cant get it out of my head fr

[@Violet.K.222]

They look like middle schoolers having a dance battle 🤼‍♂️

[@johngratton2301]

That first dude is quick

[@freenation1776]

5:58 This is worse than any horror movie 😭💀

[@kindfiercedragon]

5:12 he doesn’t hit hard, but his muscles certainly fire quickly.

[@GingerPatrols]

Jackson, are you still gonna do the Sunday Stream? Good video

[@fordmodelT1957]

WHHHHOOOA SHIIIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@nickdelelij2370]

I found this guy with my friends a while back during school. We called him snelle Eric bro is the best entertainment 😂😂😂

[@Boom3t]

Marcial arts on tik tok are basically Dwight Schrute

[@34.darshanas11]

7:02 when i cant figure out the game controls

[@ChowdiusPupperMemusII]

6:56 they out here looking like npcs

[@macandcheese4138]

wait 'til he finds out about sensei senseless

[@Goofyman21420]

That second one was straight up crackhead jutsu

[@BananaSnatcher3060]

when it showed the first guy in mario kart i thought it was a deformed rat for like 6 seconds

[@mcvenne8935]

I need someone to actually challenge them to a fight and time how many seconds it takes for them to get royally owned. XD

[@gachaheatpppp69]

Btw I need that guy in my next Mariocart build, I suck at Mariocart.

[@creeperinvasion6885]

Jackson looks like a British Andy King

[@jonnnnniej]

He's Australian, isn't he?

[@Gapy66]

The screams build up energy

[@scrubbylubby1149]

10:50 looks like something out of dance dance revolution

[@ameliamae9227]

What kind of stuff do you watch my guy!!! Lol

[@familiamiras4252]

the guy at 3:08 missed a punch and punched again very fast which to be honest is impresive

[@WorstEditor2926]

tf is the second account?.....

[@misterrodrigo1980]

Jokes on you that you haven't seen tiktok's self defense videos yet

[@starkjet2197]

The Russian one is the Russian army hand to hand training 😂😂😂

[@cyanhacker]

More like ukrainian, because name says russia is an occupier (1)

[@classrobloxplayer]

Hi new subscriber

[@jamesbrosey]

Did anybody see what is written on jack shirt 😂😂😂

[@vegancardigan]

3:15 you literally described the story of birdie wing anime spot on, except its about golf

[@EmperorLemonCandy_OFFICIAL]

As a purple belt, this just confused me.

[@Endersams]

10:02 The noise😂

[@paragonjones13]

Are you the guy from the La Male elixir perfume ads?

[@Mark-rv8kp]

What the freaking fridge was that 🤼

[@Kwayshire]

For the last "form" of tik tok martial arts, I think we should formally name it 'tiquandance'......is it just me that thinks it looks like some weird dance?

[@newwonderer]

is this Girkin on the wall you have?

[@isaaccole7960]

Why did his small scream in the intro sound like cg5

[@theheavenlydemon2673]

Last guys a dancer, not a fighter

[@Skibidirizzler250]

Ok Kurtis Conner

[@finleyward8457]

I do tae kwon do and I felt brain rot when I saw this

[@Azuli-Studios]

I’m sorry, both versions of Karate Kid are perfection in their own rights!

[@ARTOFFICIAL1980]

6:50 О этот наш! О нём ещё сибирский видео делал. Translation. OH! That;s our guy. The youtuber Siberian(Сибирский) did a vid on him.

[@a15yearold]

You forgot the TMNT

[@jackson00707]

It’s martial ABSTRACT art

[@meghagosavi648]

'Dickies' 💀💀

[@Wagsjr22]

What is wrong with that first guy?

[@Terraw77]

You're the minecraft movie guy

[@Studoboi]

THE SECOND VIDEO WAS PRETTY FUCKING COOL