Amy Schumer is the WORST | The Adam Friedland Show

[@nihftyy]

Nick is looking more like a cartoon dog every episode.

[@scslre]

i hope he doesn't return to his home planet

[@mennoknight78]

@@scslre He won't die though. He's a survivor.

[@SteezySteez2011]

He looks like that cartoon dog on the Simpsons that had sunglasses and a backwards hat

[@kumajin3621]

@@SteezySteez2011 boooo

[@Ohchalkinkoh]

Parappa the Rapper

[@Ian-vh2vv]

Amy Schumer is the 2nd most successful female comic of all time right behind Adam Friedland

[@KROMO50]

Bug

[@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye]

Adam identifies as a bug. Shame on you for misgendering. Your comment is canceled..

[@tylertim1229]

Whitney Cummings probably made the most cash on a serious note.

[@chriswiggins7212]

Joan Rivers and Megan McChain

[@Beefystumeat]

@@tylertim1229hey what if instead of Whitney Cummings it was Whitney Cummings and she’s a gay dude. Oh, wait….

[@SlickAstley_TV]

I know Nick is joking, but I can't help but be disgusted by his remarks here. Megan McCain came to my village late last year to "hide refugees", but her shadow enveloped our town and plunged it into a deep, cold darkness. Our harvest was wiped out, our homes frozen shut. Few made it out when the summer broke, and she lumbered back to New York to once again hide among the buildings. Sadly, this type of event happens far too often and is rarely talked about. It's something that's easy to laugh at until it happens to your family

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Peak fat shaming.

[@Brian_fooking_Ferry]

Not a joke its satire

[@Brian_fooking_Ferry]

Plus my dads gay

[@jamesblackmon7235]

🙏

[@freddyflaco2622]

NERD

[@CH-hh4mq]

Every moment Nick doesn't smash a watermelon with a mallet pisses me the hell off.

[@MP-ix2jo]

The spirit clearly inhabited him after the G-mans passing. It's only a matter of time my friend.

[@Orangejulius8]

I see suspenders in Nick's future.

[@hunterbiden7890]

ur right. he should be doing that. he could sell out the garden saying ANY THING HE WANTS “N!” *smashes watermelon* everyone applauds.

[@antonlifer4449]

I'm never not gonna unsee that now lol

[@GearsDemon]

You killed me with this.

[@cameronpowell6778]

Calling Amy Schumer worse than the Nazis cause she ate all the food in the concentration camp is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@dashingeduardosuarez]

Those camps still had maternity wards, football leagues, a music society and a theatre club. Still, she somehow ruined everything.

[@BenkaiDebussy]

It's not a fucking joke, over 6 million Jews died because of her gluttony

[@sc41295]

Amy Schumer weighing in on any issue is inadvisable

[@BB-ks6bk]

Although Amy Schumer weighing herself is very advisable

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@shatteredteethofgod fulcrumtown

[@erynkrieger1279]

She is really throwing her weight around on every issue.

[@promark5317]

Dont be mean to Amy. She eats people like you for breakfast... And lunch and dinner.@@erynkrieger1279

[@omeradam2781]

She weighing with all her calories of a day ,too much

[@Madderthanjoker]

To think there was a possibility that Amy was going to be starring in the Barbie movie is insane. This timeline was spared from that nuke.

[@phnix6242]

Who gives a flying fuck about a barbie movie

[@Mr_Boifriend]

yea once i saw the movie i wasn't surprised

[@waitithoughtihadtousemyrea5976]

Could it have made the movie any worse?

[@superfarful]

​@@waitithoughtihadtousemyrea5976lmao no human alive would rather stare at Amy Schumer for 2 hours than Margot Robbie

[@Specialcowgirl69]

Are you serious??????

[@drdrai7479]

This video is 12 mins of all the fat jokes the boys have saved up since Stav left.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

This is the funniest thing that Amy has ever been associated with.

[@BlakeKasgaard]

The funniest post she made is the one where she turned her comments on, and in the middle of a 3 page rant on the Israel-Palestine conflict, clarified that YES she is ✡️ and related to Chuck Schumer and other powerful figures, but she is SELF MADE and NO ONE FROM TEMPLE helped her make it in the entertainment industry 😂😂😂

[@thediaz07]

​@@BlakeKasgaardthats what happens when the supposed "victims" take power and use it, flaunt it and use blanket terms to protect themselves from criticism.

[@BlakeKasgaard]

@@thediaz07 Honestly bro, it's crazy how I can openly criticize your people, and you can do the same to mine, but mention the ✡and we have a hate mob after us

[@Maxisamo1]

​@BlakeKasgaard Zionists are so funny because they end up just fulfilling harmful stereotypes all Jews have to deal with regularly

[@martyrobbins8828]

The Norm Macdonald podcast was better.

[@KillVill75]

Amy Schumer couldn’t hide in an attic without bringing the whole house down

[@promark5317]

Nice one dude 😂

[@jzilla1234]

For the dim: By compromising its structural integrity, not the entertainment related metaphor

[@Avengerie]

Amy is so fat, her blood type is schmaltz.

[@Nibtarr]

Amy Schumer couldn't keep her hands to herself if she was hiding in an attic with other fellas

[@bobsnow6242]

Also she couldn't shut the fuck up and keep quiet for five minutes while the Nazis were looking for her.

[@erynkrieger1279]

Amy Schumer is the biggest comic of all time.

[@josephvega3763]

Oh I see what you did there

[@selmahare]

💀

[@donpoohjunio4060]

Ralphie May agrees

[@theviking2877]

In terms of lbs

[@omeradam2781]

The great Norm agrees

[@scoutwithoutclout]

Adam looks like Jeff Goldblum...but more near the end of The Fly than the beginning

[@robertfrancois6064]

Brundlefly

[@antonlifer4449]

I noticed all the Ukranian flags have been taken down and Israel flags are up around my city. People just out here with cabinets full of other countries flags.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

eh ukraine isn’t trendy anymore we’ve moved on

[@alreadycomplete1213]

Israel is cringe

[@audiosurfarchive]

b.. but Ukraine actually needs help as opposed to the OTHER g😡nocidal imperialist conflict going on

[@KToll5784]

@@audiosurfarchiveNope. Tell us how much of your income you’ve donated to Ukraine. If it’s under 90% you’re a nazi.

[@masterragebaiter]

@@audiosurfarchivecope; body count is getting sexier

[@treytison1444]

Amy Schumer doesn't have Surf and Turf, she has Land, Sea, and Air.

[@andeeramone89]

🥁

[@AnthonyCarrierYouTube]

Brooooo😂😂😂😂

[@francoisiman2728]

I’m dumb I don’t get it…. Surf and turf is steak + lobster… I don’t get land, sea, air though

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Seeing as how Adam hasn't killed himself yet I'm honestly inclined to believe he does in fact have that dog in him

[@baerfournier9450]

Is that the same dog that was in his mom? The pizza delivery dog

[@albertogarcia305]

Honestly. He's a dawg man. Did you see him in the chet Hanks interview?? He's a dawg for sure.

[@johndiddilyjoe6258]

Something tells me that dog is some sort of pomeranian

[@1-gz7xy]

​@@albertogarcia3051ilumaughty both of them

[@under-._.-score]

“If you attack me - it’s cause I’m rich and famous and funny and I never stole jokes and I’m definitely smart enough to understand complicated geopolitical issues. And my vagina.”

[@josiptito9412]

"and yes... i DO have a vagina"

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@josiptito9412 pics or it didn’t . . . Nevermind.

[@backhurts11]

Nick is what Lt Dan would have looked like if he never got shot in 'Nam

[@junkiejackflash]

Lt Dan was just a character, played by the actor Gary Penis

[@acetate909]

@0:33, Nick perfectly describing Tim Dillons podcasts last night with an actual "ex" employee of Netanyahu who is now an author and television producer. Tim literally has a Mossad agent on the show to give a "nuanced" and "unbiased" take on the conflict

[@jowaksh6627]

Yeah that was just bizarre idk why Tim Dillon had an ex-Netanyahu aide

[@Sprite_525]

@@jowaksh6627 the part at 3:00 also reminds me of Norm Macdonald’s adage: whenever a comedian shifts their goal away from trying being funny to ‘trying to publicly appear as smart,’ even if it’s just for an hour or just a small subconscious tendency, it’s immediately off-putting and very noticeable

[@xanaduse]

@@jowaksh6627I haven’t watched it yet but I imagine it’s like the mold bug interview, just a sly way to shit on them by letting them express themselves

[@jowaksh6627]

@@xanaduse just watch the first 5 minutes if you can even stomach it. She denies working for Nethanyahu and then immediately admits she worked for him, but is incredibly vague about that it’s confusing as to what she actually did (I thought it was a joke at first, but it was so critically unfunny couldn’t tell if it was a bit, come to find it wasn’t and she did work for Mossad or some shit)

[@Avengerie]

I remember when Tim went on Bret Weinstein and Heather Heyrig’s podcast, and then, probably after getting flak from his liberal gay friends, spent the next episode going balls to the wall mocking them (and not in a funny way, just trying on bad impressions of them and mocking her deep voice of something). I like his pods sometimes, but he’s playing with fire flirting with fringe political movements/stances. He’s basically made a name for himself fanning the flames of the Epstein conspiracy, which, coming from a gay guy with a taste for TikTok twinks, is probably not the wisest move. In general I get a strong grift vibe from him. Luis Gomez exposed him for buying a Bentley on a whim, then he had an “emergency episode” when NYPost revealed he bought a multi-million dollar waterfront mansion in the Hamptons. He plays squash with VC billionaires, and then records a pod yelling that “nothing matters” to his mostly lower-middle to working class listeners.

[@klof4276]

I'M GOING TO GET YOU FRIEDLAND. MARK MY WORDS. I'VE GOT YOUR NAME, I'VE GOT YOUR ASS!!!!

[@jonsweeney4347]

Not really a threat, lots of people have had Adam's ass.

[@MMough]

When Hitler looks down on Israel from heaven, he has mixed feelings.

[@Aidanstenson]

Him, Ted kazynaccinos, ghengis khan, and Michael Cera that dream blunt rotation

[@Gerafix]

Zionists and the Third Reich were comfy. Hitler literally helped Zionists steal land in Palestine. 1933 Haavara Agreement.

[@alexjeffrey3981]

they just keep stealing his stuff 😥

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

​@@abstractorystudioshe was doing God's work 🙏

[@Slim_Ch4rles]

When he looks down? I didn't even know he was sick

[@fanda6122]

adam doing nicks exact joke that he did during george floyd trial 3 years ago...

[@theo1216]

Amy Schumer is the middle America highschool drop out housewife of comedy

[@loosapalooza398]

"I got knocked up senior year of highschool and now I know who my true friends are. I spend all day posting on FB about 'fake bitches' and how I'm sooo glad they're not in my life anymore "

[@itmightgetdark]

​@@loosapalooza398to be fair, fake bitches are the worst mmmhhmmmmm

[@anthonymusto3537]

Liberal white women are the worst!They make me gay!

[@fancyhitchpin8675]

(x3middle America)x3 🤔

[@mikehawk9784]

👃

[@AntisthenesOfAthenai]

"Self-make" as in Kurt Metzger wrote every joke that she didn't steal.

[@shane_rm1025]

Amy writing another post: "THIS will be the post that convinces them!"

[@DawryMike]

The straight-up defense of genocide is so on brand for Amy Schumer that I thought the posts were fake at first.

[@NEAZ24]

There isn't any genocide being committed.

[@DawryMike]

@@NEAZ24 @dbarcd.5913 The indiscriminate killing of civilians is genocide. Yes, we can pretend there is a Hamas headquarters under every refugee camp to justify it in our minds. The Nazis did the same thing to the Jews, labeling them all enemies of state and traitors. That does not change the dimensions of what is happening. You have a population of 2.1M people, half of whom are children who have been under blockade for 20 years. They are dropping thousands of high yield explosives dropped on a 25x5mi strip of land while cutting off power and water. You have had Israeli settlers in the West Bank starting pogroms against Palestinians and Israeli government officials explicitly stating that "They are all Hamas" "They are human animals" and Benjamin Netanyahu saying "We will flatten Gaza". By UN standards and Israeli human rights organization standards, what Israel is doing rn is genocide. Again, the Nazis also had what was in their minds legitimate cause to target civilian populations. Does that mean their systematic killing of Jews using forced labor, gas chambers, and mobile SS killing stations were not genocide?

[@HenritheHorse]

@@NEAZ24 Why do you support zionist scum?

[@2200Stinger]

“Genocide” lmao! It’s always hilarious whenever people try to claim that any Muslims are being oppressed in any way by other groups of people. Tell me, what happened to the 200,000 Yazidis?

[@connorvincent4652]

What I’m confused about is how people don’t see this as a more complex issue. The world is not always as simple as “good guys vs bad guy”. Why do others feel compelled to pick a side and condemn all actions of the other? It’s possible both are in the wrong, correct? I’m a gentile, white man, from America. So I have no reason to defend either side. I just find that many of my fellow Americans are too judge mental and ignorant on this war.

[@InRelativeObscurity]

It goes Adam Friedland THEN Amy Schumer.

[@ryanGnVtown]

Amy looks good for having a baby. She literally has one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 👶 🍽

[@azure5644]

I hate how Nick acts like he can’t riff anymore and then he comes up with magnificent bits like this

[@Cenyon]

Just realized the three items for sale in the webshop are: 1) coffee mug, 2) t-shirt and 3) yarmulke. That's probably the the biggest laugh I've had in a while.

[@michaelpaul6996]

“Can’t believe Adam said comedians shouldn’t say anything, everyone knows they’re smarter than some pedestrian.” - Bert Kreischer

[@placer7412]

did he really

[@quaygrass6212]

@@placer7412I mean he has said stuff like that

[@mrjth10000]

It's a common misconception Amy was going to be in Barbie. What they meant was Barbecue

[@larkturner7136]

I assume Amy Schumer plays the Train, in the film Trainwreck.

[@justinmacmillan1966]

Wrong. She plays the wreck.

[@luisguzman3657]

She plays Bill Hader’s poor choice of Hollywood roles.

[@micahtewersofficial]

It's so disgusting how Adam's always playing with the bottom of his shoes. Great show!

[@onlineidssuck]

Hard not to think about the dog shit on your shoe when talking about Amy Schumer

[@benweaver9151]

Well bugs aren’t exactly known for their cleanliness

[@placer7412]

its DISGUSTANG how people gotta pick apart NERVOUS ticks you absolute heartless BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@goodluckjohnathan5157]

I got an ad directly underneath this for “progressive Zionism” lmao

[@MichaelMI88-88]

I thought Nick was knitting at one point towards the end, and I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂 Just ripping on Amy, while knitting

[@rufusblue8044]

To be real. The internet didn't bring the death threats to entertainers. The creator of Barney got tons of them and a whole Hate movement and that was way before the internet

[@myquest666420]

Lol yeah, but before the internet, you actually had to work to send it. Now you can just pick up your phone and start a hate movement.

[@ArlenGunClub]

Barney has the antichrist spirit. Can't exactly blame people for being upset.

[@Hopper-gn2ej]

what did people have against Barney?

[@hasnaashaalan9083]

I was crying my eyes out cuz I keep seeing the picture from yesterday of a Palestinian mom and her child...and I won't describe what happened cuz it'll make me cry again..but anyway you guys made me laugh a little bit and I really needed it now... thank you

[@placer7412]

people with feelings watch this show? I mean besides being gay.

[@andrewheath6451]

Lunch break comedy is spot on

[@fenner1122]

💯

[@BeauClarke78]

Is Nick a Black Sabbath fan? He’s lookin’ like Geezer Butler

[@promark5317]

Hahaha yea definitely. I thought he looked like Bonzo too.

[@eddiehopper2444]

I’m glad there are people in this world like Nick Mullen to call out racism

[@bobbyflavor5239]

Thank god someone is around to call out the Jews who don't want be genocided.

[@placer7412]

@@bobbyflavor5239 Thank god there is someone doing something lord knows i wouldnt

[@placer7412]

oh shit im gay btw (covering my asshole)

[@CaymenLeP]

@@bobbyflavor5239seek medication

[@ZERO_O7X]

"At any given moment, there has to be 5 to 600 people behind Megan McCain" @2:08

[@dandy_griffith]

For some reason, “Even just to move her” really made me laugh. The reason is that I’m gay.

[@PuppiesOnFire9]

4:12 this about Dave Portnoy? and they censored because he’s the next guest or some shit?

[@jakeing0ff]

that or Adam wants to keep going on Son of a Boy Dad

[@henrys2812]

I was wondering about this too lol. Not like they said anything bad about Portnoy

[@sethrogaine]

@@henrys2812 Portnoy sucks. Barstool deserves to go bankrupt

[@AoE2Replays]

no idea WHO they were talking about. maybe someone has an idea, but good idea to censor it,just in case. portnoy is garbage but hes got deep pockets. he could sue the podcast into the ground for libel

[@2200Stinger]

@@sethrogaineBecause?

[@Tom-it6gi]

She actually claimed that she'd never stolen a joke, during her rant about Israel/ Palestine. And that she was the most successful female comic of all time. Calls herself "self-made," too. If not for her being related to Chuck Schumer, she would have gone to prison, for a long time, for grand larceny, in her 20's. The fact that she was even free to pursue comedy is a result of her not being self-made. And it's part of why liberal media props her up, so much, because of her proximity to power. She's got one of the most artificial careers out there. I looked it up: grand larceny can get you up to 25 years in prison. But because she's related to a politician, she completely got away with it, and then went on to do basically the same thing in comedy, and be the most smug, entitled piece-of-shit in the world about it, when caught.

[@maherkhawar6783]

I’m gay

[@Tom-it6gi]

@@maherkhawar6783 did we just become best fwends?

[@krisridge1985]

​@@Tom-it6gitwo different outcomes for two different society groups.

[@paulsansonetti7410]

She never stole a joke ,just like Ashkenazis didnt steal Palestine

[@B2Roland]

Gotta love throwing around dog whistles like 'liberal.media"

[@severalwolves]

Dennis Hopper: “pop quiz, hot shot. the bad guy takes a hostage to use as a human sh-“ IDF: _”shoot the shield! shoot the shield!”_

[@severalwolves]

(I actually can’t remember if it was Hopper’s character who said this, or if it was Jeff Daniels…)

[@noahmay7708]

Waddaya talking about?!

[@michaelj6392]

@@severalwolvesJeff Daniels

[@zemthemattress17]

Years of making fun of Stav’s weight are paying off here

[@anthonyalexander5607]

Could you imagine like a publicist with control of any celebrity twitter account starts saying radical shit, and for some reason it starts landing so the celebrity just has to go along with it.

[@dre_withwithout]

Amy is what happens when you allow that 1 kid a chance to talk.

[@koobs4549]

Let’s not forget that Anthony Jeselnik almost married her. That’s the biggest bullet dodge of all time

[@Muttrix]

Nick looks like he is turning in to a Springer Spaniel.

[@MaxsSeveredHead]

When Nick Mullen says you're being racist, fucking pay attention

[@irishmanrants89]

He’s giving his expert analysis

[@tryfryingmikejones]

it mattered when george carlin spoke about things. we listened. we miss him now

[@severalwolves]

“what the hell is this thing? the _internet??_ [labored deconstruction of the word internet]…”

[@FilthyXylophone]

I just hope both sides are having fun out there.

[@henrys2812]

IMO Nick has to be the funniest off the cuff comedian of all time

[@BillySotherden]

I went to a show in Pittsburgh athat featured Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Tim Dillon and Nick Mullen. I was hitting my friend next to me because I was laughing so hard at Nick. Shane was funny, had never heard Jay's standup and he was OK, Dillon is not my cup of tea. If you ever have a chance, see Nick Mullen live.

[@michaelj6392]

@@BillySotherdenthat’s an awesome lineup! How long ago was that?

[@ChannelHandler88]

Norm

[@ahhhhh607]

@@BillySotherdenI was supposed to tomorrow but they pushed the show to next year😩

[@GovernorRiffRaff]

You ever heard of a buhbuhbuhbeast of a calmedian by the name of Brendan Schwab

[@Eljaykay]

“Lunch break comedy” is fucking brutal 😂😂😂

[@louieo.blevinsmusic2011]

The fact he would just not lay off had me dying. 😂

[@notillatall]

Adam pulling his hoodie sleeve over his hand like that really completes the middle schooler look. He just needs to be flanked by a kid named "Zachary" instead of Nick and the lunchtable scene will be pitch perfect.

[@Zeinfeild22]

Aye yo

[@zack3799]

Stupid and gay

[@goomahh]

Sleeves over his hands like my girlfriend

[@capsjukebox]

As a Zachary I can identify with this message

[@Jdowling357]

No. "Jonathan". Can't call him John either, he prefers Jonathan.

[@TheDewaltBoy]

Highest praise she's ever received

[@ScaredHelmet]

Ah yes, the biggest buildings in the world. So big they scrape the sky: Hangars.

[@absentstars474]

Operation Dumbo Drop was based on the true story of amys trip to the island.

[@danielmcdermott138]

I wonder how many cows had to die for her 'Leather special'.

[@Dr.Metalblood]

Ame's greatest enemy is the square-cube law.

[@rustyshackleford-fh3hj]

How did you manage to fuck up her name?

[@bloodwrage]

Thanks, I had been trying to remember what this was called

[@johnharvey2798]

nick needs to rip beer cans to further the Rust Cohle impression

[@Girthbrooks715]

The way Adam folds in half when he sits genuinely infuriates me.

[@Icien1]

I just saw the greatest headline: "Amy Schumer Says Husband Chris Fischer's Autism Diagnosis Was Like Him 'Getting a Superpower'."

[@jamesthomison4356]

I would pay a thousand dollars to watch Amy Schumer react the all of times she's been made fun of by Mulldog

[@neondharma]

the gentile one looks like a cocker spaniel

[@professorgrouch]

Coming this summer: "Amy Schumer always wanted to be the biggest comedian ever...little did she know that her wish would be perverted through an ironic twist of fate - or should we say, glands?"

[@erdngtn9942]

0:28 I hear the peaky blinders tik tok fan song when he said “I’m built different” “I got that dog in me” What. A. Sigma. Male.

[@AgencyIsland]

Nick really going full on Vietnam vet look over here

[@lennonhudson820]

Nicks transition into Gallagher is almost complete.

[@TGDTGD]

I’m glad that nicotine gum picked Nick up

[@acetate909]

It really did. At the beginning of the pod Nick was in his depressed F- everything eno mode, which always turn out to be the worst shows or old Cuntown episode. But the nicotine actually picked him up and he started trying to be funny. Adam needs to keep that gun ready at all times during the show just incase Nick's in one of his moods

[@eanfran]

​@acetate909 is your m key broken or did nick suddenly become suicidal in the middle of this episode or something? Both are equally likely tbh

[@acetate909]

@@eanfran Lol....I wrote this half awake and didn't notice all the typos. I guess I kept hitting the n instead of m because they're next to each other. I'm not even gonna fix it because your comment made me laugh.

[@Athermostar]

​@@acetate909im gonna touch you

[@EveryOtherWeekendRVA]

Nick with the “35 year old at skate land” fit. I bet that hair looks rad during fast skate.

[@RT-qi7rn]

This is almost classic cumtown, I'm glad Nick's medication is working

[@Maxisamo1]

"Amy Schumer Nazi Vore fanfic" wasn't on my Bingo card

[@mikebott6940]

It does seem like Adam is obsequious and cringes in almost every situation. The AFS has proven me right about his physiognomy.

[@DomTurula]

Damn im so glad their are cool comedians. Need something after Norm

[@stefanmironov6405]

Ok Schoomer

[@ElCaballoTV]

LOL ... right at the end after 10 mins of saying mean things: "if you'd like to come on the show" 😆

[@isaiahd2123]

Amy Shumer should get what happened to Saddam Hussein

[@finn218]

Little harsh there buddy

[@deathrabbit8710]

@@finn218 You deserve the same. You make me sick.

[@MontcrestTowers]

What kind of structure could possibly support her weight?

[@dannybhoy2739]

A bushy mustache

[@Prodbykidjake]

“I mean train wreck was kinda funny” 😂😂😂

[@Ball_drips]

Judah Friedlander is looking good these days

[@Ben-rq5re]

They got the last part all wrong - she was the island.

[@Swaggs907]

You’d have to use the thing they use to move the space shuttle.

[@crobinsontamu]

Just discovered this and now I can’t stop laughing. So dry and hysterical

[@arealbigboss]

Adam is the guy who you really don't want to date your sister

[@bigben42]

Because you want to date him instead?

[@angusmatheson8906]

Do u want to fuck ur sister or something?

[@grizzlixx]

Hes not black

[@shane_rm1025]

At least I know he wouldn't fuck her

[@arealbigboss]

@@bigben42 hehehehehe

[@danmcn1212]

megan mccain personally blockades palestein

[@JoshuaPerlson2010]

These guys should have a separate weekly podcast dedicated only to talking about Amy Schumer.

[@beartrillz7591]

Post feast nap is wild. I love Nick unconditionally

[@danstevens6515]

Chuck Schumer must be relieved to be the second most hated Schumer

[@eirhjien]

...i kinda want to animate that whale bit XD

[@zakaryrichmond396]

i want adam to be bald, he doesnt use his hair right and shouldnt have it. he looks so bad

[@MyHandsForWar]

It would be very funny

[@zakaryrichmond396]

@@MyHandsForWar no its not for if it would be funny or not he just deserves it

[@nedrobinson7490]

Bald, with those glasses, and his build? He’d look like the challah cost

[@lukekeohane6891]

this riff is a brilliant chess move

[@h3llab3nt65]

Eight million calorie feast.. I come back to this when I'm trying to sleep though I just end up crying in laughter

[@honorablegent1201]

only gay guys listen to this, i listened to the whole thing

[@weedtaco1443]

It’s not the getting inside of Amy Schumer that’s hard, it’s finding your way out 8:38

[@LivinInLuxury]

Jewish comedienne starts to nooootice conspicuously Arab-sounding donor names

[@edwardhannah8507]

Nice cocker spaniel ears, Nick. 🐶

[@willelliot4001]

Tell us more about stealing jokes Edum

[@ajney6756]

These guys are the only ones I listen to