Stav's Doctor - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

[@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700]

"I have a vitality that Dan Schneider the child molestor lacks" is such a beautiul sentence.

[@knockitoffhudson3470]

Stav has a viscosity that everyone lacks.

[@IdiotDoomSpiral69]

It's so true, too

[@Z-J-]

Not to be confused with the other famous Dan Schneiders

[@dogma7346]

stav spits out some poetry sometimes in the gayness of the moment

[@jasonmaguire7552]

He's a very allegorical guy.

[@NotOwenR]

Adam's wikipedia page mentions that he was born in St. John's hospital and has Episode 167 as the citation

[@sloaiza81]

Thats fin funny

[@Joseph_Tacos]

What about the early life?

[@TerryBowles-qm3qc]

@@Joseph_Tacos Don't need an early life when one's appearance makes the happy merchant look mild by comparison.

[@Joseph_Tacos]

@@TerryBowles-qm3qc > .

[@cockbeyondmeasureoutlander8020]

I'd call that antisemitic, if it wasn't so accurate

[@JackNormalMemes]

Can tell Stav was starting to get that thousand Island stare.

[@NoCuntryFurOldDucks]

That’s his favorite salad dressing so yeah

[@joedillian]

Hell yeah dude

[@drabolit]

Dude that’s the funniest script flip of the entire podcast if I say so… thousand island hahahah

[@mxm5587]

Wish I could remember which ep that was, by far the best slip ever

[@BG-hy3op]

@@NoCuntryFurOldDucks Yeah, that was the joke.

[@hidethepain_harold6092]

Stav was so quick with the Mayo Clinic line it makes me think this wasn't the first time it was used on him.

[@GigaChadh976]

I mean after the thousand island stare incident it makes sense

[@olliew9487]

It's a joke from Airplane

[@versebuchanan512]

he thinks the mayo clinic mean getting put on a mayo drip IV

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

Being around Nick has made Stav pre-emptively disarm fat jokes before they happen. "And there was a pregnant pause in the convers-and not because I look pregnant!"

[@ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips]

​@@tinfoilslacks3750😂😂 I thought of EXACTLY this is when he caught it!

[@nedschneebly5424]

The finger move revealing the final results as “gay” is so goddamn funny

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

2:30 is one of my favorite Stav lines, up there with "dude I didn't have gay sex on the moon for hundreds of years, take it back"

[@Stynze]

where's that one from?

[@BIGGS1]

@@Stynze kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ6adZmYmrqiqpI

[@dopeman5g]

@@Stynzedid you ever find out cos that was a banger

[@Tunkkis]

​@@StynzeThe one about the deaf woman working at the cell phone kiosk.

[@CazCCassie]

@@dopeman5g its like 12 minutes in to the Stav Vs Nick Brain wars compilation

[@bigearl]

I heard later Dr. Gurr gave Stav a bong hit transplant. You the man Saul

[@kylesawkon4074]

Lol

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

How's Nick doing these days miss the Dr...

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Mr. Meyers, I'm sorry to tell you this... But you have Mind of a Mencia

[@PerryLePlatypus]

When stav got to the Mayo Clinic and found out there was no Mayo, he had that thousand island stare

[@urgamecshk]

They already made that joke

[@jakewhite8340]

And when he found out they didn’t accept blue cheese blue shield

[@lennylikesmusic]

Well for stav its thousand island dressing stare

[@TheEnderBand]

"We looked at his joie de vivre... we've actually got his joie de vivre here"

[@damnedbelowjudas_]

...and it says you're gay

[@ReikuHidori]

@@damnedbelowjudas_ FUCK!

[@BBD-AITB]

@@damnedbelowjudas_FUCK

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

@@damnedbelowjudas_FUCK!

[@eight_hundred_eighteen]

"FUCK"

[@landonviator4300]

The two parts that absolutely kill me are "we only have one line" and then "im actually still on the line"

[@notarealperson87]

that Blue Cross Blue Shield bit is so much funnier than it should be

[@jakewhite5247]

I saw an ad for them and came immediately to this video

[@Tom-tu5fk]

@@jakewhite5247I mean it took me a good minute or so to work myself up but I came too

[@alfgwahigain5544]

​@@Tom-tu5fk You're a true patriot.

[@tbug50]

Was funnier in the full clip before blue cheese he comes outta nowhere with “chicken cordon blue cross blue shield”

[@gallusdomesticus5478]

@@tbug50it’s a crime that joke was left out, one of the funniest fat jokes Nick has ever made

[@Mushubeans]

the fact that I know Stav's insurance is Metro Plus before he even says it.. man I spent too much of my life listening to this show

[@teflonbilly]

More like Metro Plus Size

[@HitRockBoglim]

Didnt you hear the Dr? Bluecheese Blue shield

[@Tunkkis]

​@@HitRockBoglim Chicken Cordon Bleu Cross Blue Cheese

[@illuminahde]

As a professional Phrenologist, I can confirm Nick's diagnosis.

[@nortonman5238]

I'm a full time phagotamist and i can also confirm that the above commenter is gay

[@aloneinthedark99]

Where can a modern gentleman like myself acquire a good pair of skull hooks?

[@BTM8109]

This is the area of the skull most associated with gayness

[@eater_of_garbage_]

Phrenology is a pseudoscience. Everyone knows you measure personality by the amount of blood, black bile, yellow bile, and phlegm!

[@mylescasey8914]

As a simple man, myself, I agree that the three dimples found here *points* are most associated with gayness for any human species or sub-human species on planet earth.

[@eriatarka209]

I love how quiet Adam used to be.

[@danielkennedy1778]

Because you need a fat cackling man to let you know when a joke was made?

[@crimsonhawk4912]

Lmfao. Yeah he sucks

[@EricShaun99]

Love the complete tone shift Adam took being slack jawed. He looked like a bored gay bug catcher before but now he looks like a beaten 17 year old Italian housewife hearing her husband come home drunk. Very good work Saul I love you

[@007Hutchings]

rofl

[@VenerableHell]

God if this isn’t the most accurate comment I’ve ever heard… 😂

[@TrillgataQ]

Stav was quick to notice the Mayo Clinic remark

[@axxa5000]

A little too quick.

[@comeawaywithme]

this whole bit along with the "as a gay man I need constant care" line is legit top tier classic CT for me, as a gay man in need of constant care

[@JPJones03223]

Medically measuring joie de vivre levels is one of the most accidentally genius comedic bits I’ve ever heard of

[@psychonautpupildiallater7734]

Blue Cheese/Blue Shield coverage is the only way I’ll eat a salad.

[@tedrossi1514]

Stavs delivery of "Fuck" is perfect. Nick's "As a gay man i need constant care" makes me laugh every time.

[@NefariousPear]

I'm currently being treated for gay at St Johns and I've seen Stav in the terminally gay and fat ward

[@MrGogi4aaa]

This is why I'm pro-euthanasia for chronic terminal illnesses, nobody should have to go through all that suffering.

[@seanno9744]

00:56 as soon as Stav says “what does it say?” I was so sure of what Nick was going to say I actually said it in unison with him

[@jackmajor3466]

Nick on the doctors lap with a full beard has me dying

[@BTM8109]

Adam just interviewed Neil degay Tyson and he actually works at the telescope, they can't detect any gravitational waves from Stavs pants

[@Basteal]

These men never run out of elaborate senarios where fictional characters accuse them of being gay.

[@JayKabin]

As a gay man I need CONSTANT care. which is why i go to St Johns hospital the hospital where adam from cumtown was born

[@alexthrailkill]

“I’m much more vital than Dan Snyder. I have a spirit that he lacks.” As a Washington football fan, this is correct!

[@blotterdowney8075]

lmao

[@Sam-uk4mb]

Stav throwing a baby hissy fit and ending the podcast early after Nick said he'd probably die early from fatness is a moment that lives in my head (no rent payment)

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

Paying his therapist thousands to blame everything but his own hedonism is hilarious to me.

[@zerothe3rd]

what episode was that

[@Sam-uk4mb]

Starts at about 23 minutes in this video I believe m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2apZX2tdtyYZ8k&pp=ygUbbmljayB0ZWxscyBzdGF2IGhlIHdpbGwgZGll

[@SuperYOmrYO]

Weird to hate a random shitty comedian that much, maybe get a life

[@scslre]

nick was being a complete cunt in that episode.

[@ChristopherSibert]

"Doctor, I'm suffering from a Thousand Island Stare"

[@LesCritiquesduMaSQuE]

"We've looked at his joie de vivre."

[@Kaliscetera]

It feels alarming that I still laugh at 2 men calling each other gay at this time in my life.

[@Truffle_Pup]

3:09 "We heard from your Doctor and then we heard from My Doctor that all he said was that I was Gay."

[@idlesenses1]

Love the realistic touch of Nick sitting on the doctor's lap like a young child

[@godlyobject6509]

That fucking animation of the paper at the end. Damnit Saul, love your work so damn much.

[@1985_Honda_CRX_Si]

1:36 i love the detail that this makes him "Nick Gurr"

[@jordanloux3883]

I love that Stav isn't sure if he's enjoying this or pissed off.

[@aintnuthinbutathang1646]

You're a true patriot for Nick being Dr. Gurr

[@jacksonduruy4303]

When Stav got his test results back from his doctor he gave him a thousand island stare

[@remim6657]

Got damn it Saul once again a banger

[@Dromnivo]

i never thought a podcast that was just people saying "you're gay" over and over again could be so funny

[@HarrisonHollers]

How is there not a series of these animations? Their ability to express the comedy of these bits is amazing!

[@cicero7409]

Out in the feild

[@HarrisonHollers]

@ on the blocks

[@Jdog13425]

The fact that his name is Doctor Gurr is wild 😂

[@EmergencyChannel]

His first name is Nick

[@Jdog13425]

@@EmergencyChannel E x a c t l y

[@theomen7665]

Bro, we need the British judge from To Kill a Mockingbird

[@worldwarchamp1959]

Bleu Cheese / Blue Shield killed me 🤣

[@magnetmagnet4850]

This is the first one of these videos where Adam, Stav AND Nick are all confirmed gay, and Adam is by far the straightest. It's frankly a beautiful sight.

[@rovaan57]

“We’ve looked at his Joie De Vive”

[@JMonty0100]

Only two people have ever been awarded the Kids Choice Lifetime Achievement Award, Dan Schneider and Optimus Prime

[@dg92808]

I miss this show so much! They all need to reconcile and have a reunion show!

[@GigaChadh976]

Stav needs to reconcile with a diet and exercise routine

[@CharlieGeorge_]

Hall of fame bit

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"Dr. Gurr" is an extremely funny little detail. Bravo Saul

[@Awesomewithaz]

This thousand island stare tier animation is back

[@TheMisterGuy]

Stav unable to contain his own laughter at calling someone "gay" is peak 5th grade.

[@enzopriesnitz5521]

I wish I could have the image at 2:48 done in charcoal, framed and put on my wall. I don't know why but it is so nice to look at.

[@nickmoreno3885]

The blue cheese blue shield bit killed

[@theshaolinallen8600]

"the births of gay men and the adult care of even gayer men" is a line that i remember every now and then and makes laugh also im very gay

[@04dram04]

This is my favorite CT moment. I was waiting for it to be animated 😂

[@JohnPC00]

Dr. Nicholas Gurr saved my life.

[@1boxerman]

Ah yes, the good Doctor Nicholas Gurr. A credit to his field. The medical field I mean, not any other kind of field.

[@oblivionnow92]

First time caller, big fan of the show. Callers are one of the big things that makes talk radio superior to podcasts still

[@moremartinthanmartin]

I come back to this video at least once a week.

[@jbshaver829]

Detective Alonzo is my favorite bit of the entire podcast

[@rustyshackelford934]

Tiny gay Nick on the doctors lap fucking kills me lol

[@ThomasRoiloup]

Nick didn't have to keep mentioning St. John's Hospital. But he did.

[@stevelibby6852]

Blue cheese blue shield. I am dying again on that one.

[@HavaOwensMMA]

Thank you for bringing back the banger

[@jimbeanmcqueen64]

Nick- so you’re saying you’re gay? Stav- no! Nick- but we’re the same room

[@notbadforanoob8725]

"We looked at his joie de vivre" hahaha

[@Mattquaza]

Stav was actually thinking of "Vittles" not vitals

[@8SwordStyle]

Possibly my favorite bit ever

[@urgamecshk]

Adams flip flops will never be beat

[@whimsyandsilly]

im thinking adam and nick holding hands in the hospital bed would be such a good patreon sticker for june for pride month 😈😈😈

[@hello-rq8kf]

on a recent episode of stavvy talks, stav said he thought joi de vivre was a french dessert

[@bcr0821]

Gotta do the bagel debacle at some point. This one is great!

[@atomicboomstick2543]

stav acting like the most bitter fat cunt during this made me hate him

[@HolyApplebutter]

I don't know if it's more due to the podcast itself or the animations, but the never fail to make me laugh.

[@mattthornhill554]

Nick knew how much of a banger that Bleu Cheese Blue Shield burn was that he couldn’t even keep it together for both deliveries 😂😂

[@dogchaser520]

FAT ........................ 98% JOIE DE VIVRE ..... 0% FINAL RESULTS ... GAY

[@fightington]

how df did we lose the trio

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Stav couldn’t take the heat

[@therooster72]

It would be a long one, but the breakfast sandwich fiasco needs to be animated

[@HavaOwensMMA]

This was another one of my favorites!

[@mr.pastrami5153]

"Dr. Nick Gurr" was a nice touch

[@danielbrown2303]

Blue cheese blue shield was so simple yet so good that it caught me off guard. These dudes are funny.

[@Max-vn8ym]

the wikipedia article for joie de vivre has a picture of stav

[@gaiseric9518]

2:48 Nick sitting on his lap like Pinocchio

[@billcrotts5456]

I wonder if Nick was thinking of the thousand island stare when he said blue cheese blue shield

[@Severian_of_the_Guild]

I kept looking for an upload of this segment and I couldn't remember what episode it was, nice

[@FD_and_B]

we looked at his joie de vivre

[@highbrow2373]

The word Stavros was going for was "Virile"

[@Frizzleman]

I’m still convinced vital was the right word

[@skeebontrience1799]

Doctor Nicholas Gurr and Stavros Baby are exquisite touches

[@JohnDobak]

"We have a number of incredibly unstable listeners" - For those who were still looking for it.

[@mikito00]

😂😂😂 this is amazing. Made my day. The images do add that extra comedic effect.

[@idklol4197]

blue cheese blue shield lmfaooooo

[@zachgokc]

Dr. Gurr is a highly underrated addition

[@KnowOne111]

Blue Cheese Blue Shield is next level

[@whyshouldibeats]

I love stav's laugh bro

[@jakemitchell9853]

"You can measure it, yeah."

[@Decaf.]

"Dr.Gurr" 😂

[@markymark146]

I'm gay for content

[@HiDesert004]

I’m just gay

[@nortonman5238]

​@@HiDesert004 attaboy

[@ColonelCorson]

Hell yeah, dude. This rocks.

[@havanaradio]

Blu cheese Blue shield kills me

[@mitchellanderson3068]

Blue Cheese Blue Shield got me fucking dead

[@cardboardturtle5470]

"Dr. Gurr" shouldnt have made me laugh like that