Two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer One said, “does this taste funny to you?” The other said, “no”
@danielsherar75483 жыл бұрын
That did make me laugh more than the whole video
@hamsnub3 жыл бұрын
When a KZbin comment is more funny than a comedian
@achwiegutdassniemand3693 жыл бұрын
Dude 😂 this comment is funny :D i hope it's not stolen
@renwarrenp50973 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 bout spit my food out
@vexageedits69953 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂omfg
@KanyeOeste9113 жыл бұрын
Her so-called "jokes" are just normal pieces of conversations said in a suspicious tone
@darksparkyshark4302 жыл бұрын
She's sus
@someguyorfemaleontheintern5837 Жыл бұрын
Among Us?
@johnheavener84673 ай бұрын
I couldn't have said it better myself.
@Pluralofvinylisvinyls28 күн бұрын
There’s hundreds of millions of people who will laugh at those suspicious tones, unfortunately.
@benwatson342720 күн бұрын
yeah because shes having a conversation
@RadagonTheRed5 жыл бұрын
2:56 for the funny bit.
@danielgravino4 жыл бұрын
I Make Reddit Users Cry that’s the point
@i.d.c94144 жыл бұрын
😂
@arthurdsouza104 жыл бұрын
@I Make Reddit Users Cry r/wooosh
@Clapts4 жыл бұрын
@@arthurdsouza10 dang he really out played you
@potatoisland31474 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@BotBoy-un3pz3 жыл бұрын
She’s living proof that literally anybody can become succesful in comedy, even the unfunniest person on earth.
@saimonasG3 жыл бұрын
How tf did she become successful in the first place?
@HereComesThe-Sun3 жыл бұрын
My mom is funnier than her and thats saying somethjng
@asong4thedead3 жыл бұрын
Yep family just needs $$$
@wr76622 жыл бұрын
Honestly, being a comedian has lost all its meaning at this point. A comedian is now someone who forms opinions as a profession.
@asong4thedead2 жыл бұрын
@@HereComesThe-Sun same and my mom is dead
@ilikeeverything36994 жыл бұрын
I can’t even tell if she’s making a joke
@goead3 жыл бұрын
Honestly dude
@tavielo3 жыл бұрын
me neither I can only tell on a couple
@juh243rak3 жыл бұрын
Her joke is her She's a living joke that most people can laugh at because of how shitty her personality is
@j4keweb2 жыл бұрын
thats because shes so naturally funny🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@justinpettit82822 жыл бұрын
These are jokes?
@bobstevenson31302 жыл бұрын
She gives off high “I need attention to feel good about myself” energy
@wd44402 жыл бұрын
Like most people on this earth
@DutchGuyMike2 жыл бұрын
@@wd4440 *Like most women on this earth
@williamhishon14502 жыл бұрын
@@DutchGuyMike 😂🍫🍫👍
@chrisbaybay73262 жыл бұрын
@@wd4440 nah lol.
@davidkruse40302 жыл бұрын
I mean that is comedians in general.
@shifty27555 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ. This is painful.
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
OMG YOU ARE SOOOO CORRECT !
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
about what jesus could have said. yes !
@theashgirl86624 жыл бұрын
SHIFTY we shouldn’t water Jesus’s name down like that.🙂❤️
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
yah because she is she! and... somehow she is annoying! every smiley photo i'm like she cant be that bad... then she speaks and boom.. she bad really bad!
@chamundathebad56383 жыл бұрын
okay, but have you ever caught your minecraft GF stealing your diamonds?
@legtherat5274 жыл бұрын
i bet she was the type of girl to make dirty jokes in middle school and all her middle schooler friends found her dirty jokes so funny so they probably told her she should be a comedian
@spodreman77323 жыл бұрын
Sounds right
@kittybossatron3 жыл бұрын
Nah she just said the good jokes louder I bet
@batknight43172 жыл бұрын
@@kittybossatron Hypotenuse
@MaNuLaToROfficial2 жыл бұрын
@@batknight4317 ?????
@batknight43172 жыл бұрын
@@MaNuLaToROfficial key and peele skit about saying a funny joke louder
@Lineon28015 жыл бұрын
Im already done 4 seconds in
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
What you mean by "done"!?
@anthonyrossi17633 жыл бұрын
@@AMPProf he left
@AMPProf3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyrossi1763 who
@anthonyrossi17633 жыл бұрын
@@AMPProf Real Reviews
@AMPProf3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyrossi1763 she sounds like a fart on a summer day in a park filled by the sent of a sweatty old man!
@thevoicezjtj9992 жыл бұрын
That host telling her to back the fuck up almost made Amy cry 😂
@stealthycore Жыл бұрын
lmao i was wondering why she pressed her so hard and so quickly lmfao.
@Katie-rx8ql Жыл бұрын
Why is the host being so horrible to her? Was it a set up?
@cupcaketv567310 ай бұрын
@@Katie-rx8qlI mean she was talking about the (near) death of another person and Amy tried to make a joke out of it so personally I'd tell her to back tf up, too
@drakerhinosoccer24 ай бұрын
@@cupcaketv5673and she failed miserably while trying to make the joke like if your gonna joke about that at least make it funny
@ayooooochill4 ай бұрын
Bro….thats Chelsea Handler lmao
@mullzman194 жыл бұрын
“You missed your chance Ryan!”....no my friend you dodged a bullet
@draximo90362 жыл бұрын
i almost thought he was going to say he was gay for a second lol.
@dubstepicdj29902 жыл бұрын
That's why everyone was clapping.
@urmomgae58822 жыл бұрын
more like he dodged a train with her whale carcass
@abdullahnoor42782 ай бұрын
More like he dodged a boulder😅
@macmondays18043 жыл бұрын
2:55 is the best part. I REALLY advise and recommend you click the time stamp.
@gtsnocturnal3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mitchell13573 жыл бұрын
Lol. Nice
@kittybossatron3 жыл бұрын
Thx
@Pog_Dog3 жыл бұрын
This sole comment is funnier than Amy Schumer’s entire career.
@xxSeptemberDreamsxx2 жыл бұрын
@@Pog_Dog except everyone does this on every amy schuumer video. its not original and they accuse amy of joke sttealing eye rol
@tredention38593 жыл бұрын
she is an inspiration, that someone with no skills and no wit and no brains can become a successful comedian. if she can do it, so can you.
@YouHaveAPurposeStickAround Жыл бұрын
You sho right
@DeadpoolX911 ай бұрын
Amy Schumer roast: good ending
@jamesporquez36822 жыл бұрын
Before I go to sleep I play Amy Schumer on repeat to scare the monster away.
@anonymousbrowsing2909 Жыл бұрын
This is funnier than anything she has ever said . I watched the entire video with a single tear in my eye and ur comment made me laugh outloud
@andresriviere48134 жыл бұрын
you have to go to the comments to find actual funny jokes
@kairyu29143 жыл бұрын
comment arent funny either
@jaxsienplays98842 жыл бұрын
@@kairyu2914 funnier than her
@oshaba12 Жыл бұрын
Omg this on point 👍
@nteabioaticks__5 жыл бұрын
Where are the jokes?
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
Up her butt maybe?
@BlueTroll4 жыл бұрын
she is the joke
@Ziamond0074 жыл бұрын
@@BlueTroll Her dads pull out game was a joke
@thetallestdwarf70413 жыл бұрын
She said "vagina", you ignoramus
@ANDR3_ARCHIV33 жыл бұрын
@@Ziamond007 dang dude u killed her dude dead body reported
@blaustein_autor4 жыл бұрын
She's a black hole of comedy: Comedy is flying her way, and as soon as it gets close enough, it gets sucked in and dies forever until the end of the universe.
@alissa38922 жыл бұрын
That was actually very funny
@sodium.iodine83474 жыл бұрын
Didn't laugh, or even come close to smiling
@vakurai99193 жыл бұрын
i came close to smiling because the awkward silence in between horrible jokes was the icing on the bad-joke-cake
@qoolookgdkssbalxbsj67853 жыл бұрын
? Amy is so funny she made me laugh so much😑
@madamefeast48243 жыл бұрын
@@qoolookgdkssbalxbsj6785 lol
@ifidisagreewithyouyourewro6023 жыл бұрын
Cried. This person actually exists 🤢
@ratonman2 жыл бұрын
@@ifidisagreewithyouyourewro602 I’m crying rn
@thechampchamp37752 жыл бұрын
How you know Amy is trying to be funny is when she ends her sentence with "I'm joking". You otherwise would never be able to tell.
@mentallyillsal5 жыл бұрын
Don’t even start talking about Italians, our sweat is funnier than you honey 😪
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
What's Italian? I'm lost? Sweat eww what about it? What?
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
Italian is that noodle dish right?
@alexanderbayer81794 жыл бұрын
@@AMPProf Just Tell this was a Joke
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderbayer8179 Wait what?
@alexanderbayer81794 жыл бұрын
@@AMPProf I was Just confused you Said italian was a noodle dish😂🤯
@guilamonster654 Жыл бұрын
“First off, back the fuck up” lmaoo Belittling her is easily one of the most satisfying things someone can experience
@thewatcher68343 жыл бұрын
Right now, I am on painkillers and I still feel physical pain from all this cringe.
@empyerful5 жыл бұрын
I can’t eat while watching this girl talk.
@dakotazlatovich80045 жыл бұрын
*Australia is its own f-ing continent -_-*
@sibongisenidumakude96503 жыл бұрын
I even thought she was talking about pangea but nope ×_×
@andinmiles13723 жыл бұрын
Sibongiseni Dumakude i thought the same thing
@user-bk9fk2tq2z6 ай бұрын
Australia is just Great Britain 2.0...the land of Barbie-havers and Good day mate-ers.
@rogongaming2 жыл бұрын
her jokes are “my vagina 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” she’s the exact meaning of anyone can be successful
@theultimatereductionist75928 күн бұрын
But she added the brilliant clever twist of PUKING all over her vagina.
@kalistaredden64533 жыл бұрын
to be completely honest, these ones aren’t even that bad. her stand up is where the worst is.
@cupcake86eg5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how she’s always trashing Kim Kardashian yet she talks like her with this nasal vocal fry 😁
@RadagonTheRed5 жыл бұрын
Zee Jamz She really does!! It’s so annoying isn’t it.
@deepblack2193 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think she’s trying to be like Kim at all
@toadetteremotewithwiimotio33303 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i just wanna have a talkshow, invite Amy Schumer and don‘t laugh for the whole Interview
@d34thbydrill90 Жыл бұрын
As a 7th grader I find my teacher more funnier than Amy
@sjadenxplosion42382 жыл бұрын
If amy was replaced with a brick we wouldnt even notice
@youknow2273 ай бұрын
He dodged a bullet not marrying her Just like her fat arse would
@milkshakedraws69442 жыл бұрын
I literally couldn’t tell these were even jokes, a comment made me laugh more than this whole video.
@kaitiedaddezio40304 жыл бұрын
me waiting to laugh...👁👄👁
@sillymilly10062 жыл бұрын
Cute dog
@cauliflowrr3 жыл бұрын
2:01 me laughing through the pain
@jacobpederson45774 жыл бұрын
I wish when she said Ryan looked heavy that he would have clapped back and said “likewise”
@Taylorkaraoke4 жыл бұрын
OKay, i started looking at this with half a smile, like "the benefit of the doubt" kind of thing, just waiting for the moment something half funny showed up to make it a full smile but, little did I know, that half smile was disappearing gradually and around second 10 it was gone completely. I burst in laughs with the comments section though... like really, some of you should do comedy, I mean, she tried, so, why not you?
@potatoisland31474 жыл бұрын
This
@shino56913 жыл бұрын
I thought you where gonna say she was funny
@AMPProf4 жыл бұрын
It seems as though she always makes jokes that only she finds funny! Then everybody laughs because they do not want to hurt her emotions! Like some form of Passive-aggressive Prankster!
@bradywalton13804 жыл бұрын
When interviewer is funnier than the comedian himself
@portercarr71972 жыл бұрын
Every Conan interview.
@MAX-de8fe2 жыл бұрын
@@portercarr7197 yeah but no...
@fjnv3 ай бұрын
when the cameraman is faster than all the championship runners:
@Walnutpaste2 жыл бұрын
1:05 Interviewer: "Did you have burgers at your wedding?" Schumer: "Yes I had about 5000"
@harmstrongg3 жыл бұрын
For those who didn't notice, there's a part at 2:55 that makes the whole video worth watching.
@anonymoususer4504 жыл бұрын
I laughed while playing this video, because I read through the comments section while listening
@spodreman77323 жыл бұрын
The best joke she ever made was her career.
@psycho92992 жыл бұрын
Definition of the whole squad laughing
@bullymaguire12163 жыл бұрын
*Her lips are just like her sense of humor... it doesnt exist* 💀💀
@Reconrick794 жыл бұрын
If you like her there’s something wrong with you
@poopgangster2.0734 жыл бұрын
Joseph Conner nah, she sucks. he’s not lost.
@poopgangster2.0733 жыл бұрын
We Have To Go Back apologies
@choccychungus70213 жыл бұрын
I agree except for the pfp, use the usa flag instead bro
@user-bk9fk2tq2z6 ай бұрын
Yep, that's a fact on Wikipedia.
@shakils12394 жыл бұрын
I bet Amy Schumers husband has a few regrets in life.
@polyo40382 жыл бұрын
A FEW? Then again I would date her to use her for her money
@spagetd15262 жыл бұрын
or he’s just as bad as she is
@njredcrow97133 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t even make me cringe it just makes me befuddled of what’s going on
@hasarutoetensakey70913 жыл бұрын
Im drunk and high and still cant laugh
@BingusFlaps2 жыл бұрын
She's the one behind all the minion memes on facebook
@ottoconde59884 жыл бұрын
1:38 the only part I laughed at
@joaquingonzalez8343 жыл бұрын
and by that you mean laughed at amy schumer for being TERRIBLE
@diskid36442 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s coincidence her career has gone downhill since Jeselnik left her, he was clearly writing for her, now she’s been caught stealing jokes and her specials are getting painful, you genuinely can’t sit through any of her recent work
@BloodyWallz2 жыл бұрын
“Terrible, take a lap” ~ Dennis Reynolds
@tempy11774 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the "class clown"
@user-bk9fk2tq2z6 ай бұрын
Yep, they laughed at her, not with her!
@nomatch63458 ай бұрын
Telling Ryan he's heavy? B ch your face itself heavier than him
@kpag30308 ай бұрын
If you ever want to torture me, just make me watch Amy Schumer and Chelsea Handler together at the same time for more than 5 minutes.
@therealgamercloud3 жыл бұрын
When the comments make you laugh more than the actual video
@devonherle61243 күн бұрын
this was so bad that even my fork during dinner tried to get away
@tyrise75903 ай бұрын
The best part is that 95% of the jokes are even hard to make out
@jadon.barton4 жыл бұрын
The second hand embarrassment is killing me
@yungmilf3 ай бұрын
0:56 My jaw dropped, cheeks clenched, and a uncontrollable stream of tears ran down my leg all at once. 😂
@patrickSTAR055 ай бұрын
"first of all back the fuck up" 😭😂
@filip3962 жыл бұрын
0:55 cracked me up and it wasn't even the comedian
@whatiknowis4 жыл бұрын
God be with the people who are watching this!
@wacodraco15584 жыл бұрын
Either her or Samantha Bee are the least funniest people on the face of the earth
@thatisabsolutelykooooge22113 жыл бұрын
This was nothing but torture. Play this in front of anyone in GITMO and they’ll confess right away.
@princess.leia221503 ай бұрын
so you're telling me THIS unoriginal comedian played the most iconic villian in dreamworks history?? 😭
@plethoriaa_3 жыл бұрын
I exhaled semi deeply about her starting the body shaming websites 😭😭😭
@Shinier_3 жыл бұрын
i wasnt even sure if these were jokes i checked the title so many times
@zer0bankoe2 жыл бұрын
This is so not funny that it’s hilarious 😂. Seeing her fail so hard is just wonderful 😭☝🏽
@PashaSemf3 жыл бұрын
I searched this and I knew it would exist
@phil67153 жыл бұрын
"first of all, back the fuck off" this shit got me dying, rofl
@allanthomas4072 жыл бұрын
Its even painful watching the people around her making an incredible effort to laugh, i think she should be doing drama instead of comedy, people would take her seriously
@50studios.4 жыл бұрын
KZbin knows how unfunny this woman is that it refuses to load the video
@TheNadroj102 жыл бұрын
KZbin for once having the Users interest in mind
@suntyphachomphon2810 Жыл бұрын
I hate folks that give human names to their dogs.
@theultimatereductionist75928 күн бұрын
LOL! But it's SO cute and adorable!
@GeorgeBridgetower2 жыл бұрын
She makes Handler look like Joan Rivers
@blocklycowssecondchannel89184 жыл бұрын
1:13 that's disgusting. not funny, just flat put disgusting!!
@ekdrecjacks73084 жыл бұрын
god i hope that if a meteorite hits earth shes the first one to get roasted by it
@Chocochoco224 жыл бұрын
I was about to ask, how would you manage to put all of her shows in 2 mins...
@user-jq7di9pz8m2 жыл бұрын
Wow Amy Schumer and Chelsea Handler together, comedy jumped out of that room
@peterzang2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. See above.
@landonibud2 жыл бұрын
When ur a normal person and you sell your soul and no one really knows why your famous but your just kind of a comedian
@xxSeptemberDreamsxx2 жыл бұрын
*your
@benj12363 жыл бұрын
*She was funny at **2:55**. The best part of the video.*
@SuperRambo1112 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha Ha I laughed so hard. I love her.
@rubenyanez5645Ай бұрын
I always say that delivery is 90% of a joke. You couldnt deliver jokes worse than her if you tried
@ollierang3 жыл бұрын
my stepmother looks exactly like amy schumer and literally idolizes her
@venomqq39342 жыл бұрын
Im truely sorry for you
@xxSeptemberDreamsxx2 жыл бұрын
nothing wrong with that :)
@bullymaguire12163 жыл бұрын
Misss Piggy Schumer: "I was so drunk" Audience: *Laughs* Me: Where is the funny part? 😐
@jvck2753 Жыл бұрын
i got a theo von video after this so luckily i was saved
@chipheuston40642 жыл бұрын
Every interview is from I feel Pretty because after one movie everyone decided that was enough
@vivaanpuranik24363 ай бұрын
Alternate title: try to laugh (extremely hard)
@abrahamgraham3312 жыл бұрын
The joke at 2:56 was actually funny tho🤣
@notsour1023 Жыл бұрын
Jlo joke was her funniest joke
@kikexvi76614 ай бұрын
You know you're bad at comedy when you feel the need to say "i'm just joking"
@violethill7359 Жыл бұрын
-Joan Rivers voice- "Oh dawling I haven't seen someone bomb this many times in front of a camera since Isis got a webcam."
@ChaseBlue200203 жыл бұрын
She’s like the Brie Larson of comedy
@kirbytheotaku7373 жыл бұрын
This would be great material for a Try Not To Laugh video
@ratonman2 жыл бұрын
You wouldn’t even be able to click on the video she is so hilarious !
@fjnv3 ай бұрын
but everyone will run before the video even starts
@boi5293 жыл бұрын
Amy is too revolting to make jokes on someone else’s expense
@dariusjackson19293 жыл бұрын
0:50 Oh snap! She clapped back real quick! That was painful to watch. Lol This is so embarrassing!
@GletscherPrise2 жыл бұрын
That were the longest 3 minutes of my life
@ElGuapo40003 жыл бұрын
28 seconds in and I’m already ready to slit my wrists in my bathtub
@greengrugach19842 жыл бұрын
Tony Ferguson is the type of guy who laughs at Amy Schumer.
@AsiwaritXR Жыл бұрын
2:28 bruh he looks pretty good ngl, especially compared to the sack of potatoes on the left