An Actual Guide to the Alans [Total War: Attila]

[@Yrridian]

You know what, I’m just gonna go right ahead and stop promising release dates, because I’m comically bad at keeping to them. Really sorry for the wait, I’m going to stick to the usual style for the next few uploads and just focus on getting some more good shit out there.

[@lolrus321]

Keep making awesome stuff, I'll keep waiting

[@crazyreaper1760]

Fun fact my Name is Alan.

[@davidbecks81]

I love your videos it’s one of the few I look forward to all the time

[@thomasdenney8859]

take your time!! Qualitay over quantitayyyy

[@SwordEncarmine]

the white huns are also broken spam spet xyon archers

[@JRandCoKG]

Onager: "Technically not a horse" I loled so hard at that

[@LyricalDJ]

It's more of a donkey, really.

[@Bibitybopitybacon]

@@LyricalDJ a wild donkey even!

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

It has a nice personality though

[@whatamidoingwithmylife4108]

@@Bibitybopitybacon Unappreciated joke. I love it.

[@Nigel1Powers]

"dont recklessly yeet yourself into the enemy formation" - Sun Tzu

[@isolex_]

HE'S BACK. OUR LORD HAS RETURNED TO BLESS US WITH THIS CONTENT.

[@thefourthrome]

Get the f### out weeb

[@isolex_]

@@thefourthrome Nah I'm good.

[@kekw9676]

All hail to the god of horse

[@gabrielwollen6236]

Hallelujah

[@serpentine8124]

@@thefourthrome how old are you to censor the word fuck lol

[@GumshoeClassic]

The problem of riding faster than light is that you can only charge in darkness...

[@YenLoWangx]

Also when you arrive millions of years have passed and the battle is already over due to time dilation effect ...

[@retardcorpsman]

Genyosha Cant lose if you weren’t there to fight in the first place.

[@phigu198]

Imagine: someone actually, for real, made a guide for Alans. Amaze.

[@cynicalpsycho5574]

Hey man they made a protective case for the nokia back in the day...

[@andresolmos8639]

@@cynicalpsycho5574 It was for the floor

[@hazapples251]

Creative Assembly: NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE CAVALRY IN EVERY ENGAGEMENT IT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE MEANT TO PLAY Yrridian: haha horse go zooom

[@thefourthrome]

Zooom

[@xffh5115]

Haha horse archer arrows go brrrrrrrrr

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

Meanwhile in Warhammer: Empire: NO! IDIOTS! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE A CAV DOOMSTACK WITH A LIFE WIZARD! Brettonia: Ha-Wha Gwail Knights do Be-whe-whe!!

[@ekkovaan2261]

Ha ha horsy go clopity clopity

[@KevinMacku]

​@@АнтонВолков-д7л Yeah, but your lowest-tier melee cav with Bretonnia is...Questing Knights? I think what makes this strategy fascinating is that he's using cheap cav to punch way above its weight, and a Grail Knight doomstack is...not that. Making Repanse's early stack 17-18x Knights Errant though..? Might work, because she can recruit those on Turn 1.

[@maturon570]

Nearly 30 minutes, the master speaking, all the memes.. well worth the wait!

[@coloneldickens9031]

I DROPPED EVERYTHING FOR THIS LETS GOOOOOOO

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

"Onagers are honorary horsemen." ~Genghis Khan. Probably.

[@Nordicscholar]

"It's not my best work" "Now watch as I completely destroy the rock paper scissor combat system in Total War"

[@sonic234sonikero4]

Ragebrew Yeah, but dont play no this mode in online, plz.

[@dusk6159]

Ragebrew Coalclaw AI's* like anyone else does if he wants to cheese* New to Total War?

[@dabo5078]

Total war games since Rome 2 don;t folloow the rock paper system very much.

[@thedonkey6704]

@@dabo5078that’s actually when the rock paper system started happening lol. Spears beat cavalry. Swords beat spears. Missiles beat anything except horses. True this happened way before that but a lot less

[@lolasdm6959]

Look, it's how it was IRL, horses are too op

[@TheDAWinz]

gods of the afterlife, spare my arese!

[@antonxuiz]

This is made me lol

[@cannedpiss5178]

@@antonxuiz i can hear it so clearly in that rough, stereotypical barbarian accent they do. too funny

[@Garangus]

My time is better spent feasting and hunting..........

[@Garangus]

GIVE US YOUR GOLD, AVOID THE EVIL IT BRINGS

[@Zombie1Boy]

Guide to Alans: 1. Settle down in Hispania 2. Tech up to Cataphract Horse Archers 3. Blot out the sun with arrows

[@napoleonbonaparte7723]

The moment I received the notification, I knew I needed to watch this

[@aljosapecilj3183]

Omg it actually happened

[@AzoiatheCobra]

"go straight to spain" *conquers lisbon* me a portuguese: "listen here you little shit..."

[@Loispealz34]

I mean, portugal didnt exist back then. Neither did Spain but hey. I am portuguese btw.

[@davidtarara6728]

@@Loispealz34i believe it was called lusitania back then no? funnily enough love of portuguese culture is called lusophilia

[@Loispealz34]

@davidtarara6728 that sounds like what you get if you eat too many pasteis de nata and bifanas

[@davidtarara6728]

try going to my country and eating too many 'mici' will have you saying that it's called Dacia and not Romania 🌝

[@woefulfisher]

Portugal is not a real country anyway. You are just fishermen separatists. Viva la España!

[@PontficateArtok]

THE SAVIOR HATH RETURNED!

[@bryndel]

Bro you are 99% of the reason i got back to these "Old" titles. Got so caught up in the warhammer things that I forget how interesting and engaging these games were, thank you for that! You are a Legend!!!

[@lemmonboy6459]

I only bought this game because of this video lmao I’m playing an Easy Rome campaign and I have no idea how this man completed this on Legendary…

[@madkoala2130]

​​@@lemmonboy6459you know what is even more astonishing is that HE DIDNT ABANDONED ANY SETTLEMENTS. I only managed to beat WRE on hard without abandoning any settlement, but legendary only way i can see is with metric tone of patience, because you are going to fight every battle manually for first 50+ turns and most of them are same and followed some kind of economy path that will still stay even if your entire empire is burning. Edit: i did Legendary WRE by abandoning everything except Islands and peninsula (so basically Legendoftotalwar way)

[@Uruharushia228]

*girlfriend is calling me to her home* *Yrridan releases video* Sorry babe, I'm too busy

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

"Babe I'm in a fight with onagers and aux paltina" *immediately mounts horse and flank attacks"

[@lorddervish212quinterosara6]

You're doing God's work, my good man

[@novideoshereable]

I know you only infrequently post here, but you unironically taught me how to play Total War with this video. I was so bad before I regularly lost battles as the Sasanids. After watching this video, I ran my first successful Total War game ever as the Alans. Thank you very much! You transformed an insignificant peon and zandik into a horse -lord- lady who could take on forces three times her size and win. It made me appreciate this game that I had always wanted to love, but couldn't. I even beat up and bullied Attila the Hun until he died. Thank you!

[@Yrridian]

Thanks for the kind words, I appreciate it a lot! This video took a whole lot of time and effort to make, and I had doubts about it while I was working on it, but when I read comments like this I know it was worth it. Good luck with your future conquests!

[@miroslavantonin9354]

Auctally .. it is really made video and i didnt mind that it took so much time to wait ... and your vocie is good for listening .. so dont be afraid do more videos with comentary keep up your good work man :)

[@0xlamon]

6:02 - Is he trying to fight of a horse with a... gilded broom?

[@reidf8506]

Mr Scapegrace Roman Standard Bearers are just janitors change my mind

[@vexn3699]

Ah, the tactical broom! Though dated, the strategically sound choice against centaurs. Sadly it only unleashes it's destructive power on a 90° degree forward angle. Some would look for the tactical mop to solve the issue, with a 360° degree angle for tear wiping

[@brigwilson1297]

I literally just started playing Attila two days ago(Big Rome 2 fan) and every tutorial on hordes made me want to pull my hair out. This was very entertaining while also very easy to watch. Great editing skills and great commentary.

[@robertterry3834]

He speaks, the lord's voice brings us wisdom to us peons. A mighty lord.

[@Rixardgcsp]

Me at the beggining: Wat? 28 min Yrridian video? Me at the end: LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

[@TeaTime]

Our King has returned

[@duckboy7407]

I don’t even play any total war game but I still enjoyed watching this guide

[@TheStaniG]

Ohhhhh a new Yrridian videoooo! Time to crack open the good Single Malt, its Total War time. Will you ever make a video in Shogun 2? I can see the memes already.

[@Yrridian]

Don't have plans for one any time soon, but I'd love to make one at some point. Haven't played it much (couldn't run it at the time it came out) but I've only heard good things.

[@TheStaniG]

@@Yrridian I hold it up there with Rome 1 and Medieval 2 as one of the best total war experiences out there but theres plenty of ways to meme your way to victory (fire bomb throwers anyone?). And I mean ninjas and samurai, cmon ;)

[@PhilipCripe]

@@Yrridian you can use medieval units to destroy Gatling guns and British Marines :)

[@TheStaniG]

@@PhilipCripe Yeah adding on with Fall of the Samurai expansion... theres a literal endless goldmine of good times.

[@remembertotakeshowerspleas355]

@@TheStaniG Fall of the Samurai is made for meme runs. My fondest memories with this series are of my traditional/spear levy only runs, routing borderline WWI era armies with my dumbass stick wielding peasants and the odd yari cav.

[@stefan_wsl3398]

The tonal dissonance between what's being said and whats on screen is so perfect 👌

[@dalikunsmith7938]

Hearing Yrridian’s voice for the first time I was 99% sure he was a fellow Aussie, but then every now and again he’d sound Canadian or English....now I don’t know what to believe. Edit: I now believe he is a Horse in Human form

[@inquisitivealbertan1712]

Excellent video. Thank you for sharing.

[@Dr.CaveCurinas]

"It's not my best work" Bro this is amazing

[@yeetusbeetus8133]

Do more of these voiced tutorials, the memes with the good info given by voice over is perfect.

[@sven6809]

"HE'S BACK" ... I read this evey time under ur Vid

[@Nilhulus]

I picked up and read a book on warfare and fighting techniques in the ancient/medieval era recently, and in the chapter dedicated to cavalry it just had a link to your channel. It was nice to finally get a book with some actual well sourced historical accuracy!

[@tomthecat9546]

A very interesting watch , even for a person like me who doesnt really play Total war. Keep it up dude! Quality is and will always be better than quantity ! :)

[@maddlarkin]

Honestly one of the most informative Total War tutorials I've ever seen, a lot of them tell you the how without doing the why, you've got the theoretical and the practical which is so much more useful (Guilliman would be proud) than a lot of tutorials which just go, 'do this it works' even though I only in the main play Warhammer Total War 2, I can still see elements I can transfer to enhance my own cavalry use in that game as the theory transfers. Cheers really impressive for a first voiced vid

[@BearOldcastle]

Oh shit good to see you alive!

[@DatDragish]

An absolute master class in editing and visual gags, kudos to you dude. If there's one thing I love above all else in your videos, it's how amazingly well-edited it all is, especially when it comes to syncing on-screen actions to background music.

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Ahh so pleasent snow and ponies

[@chancy667]

hey I just wanna say I translated these tactics to three kingdoms, and I just smashed 3 full stacks with just 12 units of cataphracts and 4 crossbows. Its unbelievable man thank you! it's so much fun!

[@CComrade]

"Technically not a horse" That's what they want you to think It's just a slow wooden horse that yeets big rocks at the enemy

[@pmmm712011]

Now I know how the enemies of the Mongols felt... This is probably how actual Mongols fought as well, feigned retreats, disrupting and isolating enemy units as they chase, then swarming on one enemy as the opportunity arises. This type of strategy in Total war can be pulled off easily because of our God-vision and perfect control, but the Mongols could do this when their only communication is shouting and flags, that is why they were the terror of the world.

[@s.mrakibulhasan2731]

Clicked the thumbnail so fast so hard broke my screen

[@nicegye0091]

this is the "I exploit the one strength these units have and nothing else" in a pure form state that I adore. very impressive, very well done, and I give you props to making a guide of how to use cavalry, even applicable to a normal run of the game.

[@JRandCoKG]

Yrridian: *make a viable Religions sheet* . . . Minor Religions: "Am I a joke to you?" Yes, yes you are

[@thomastribe3096]

Hey Yrridian, if you are still about, this video was great, and I'm waiting for your video on how to play the Romans. Can't try them till its out.

[@WalrusWinking]

Celebrates 50K I S G O N E 5 M O N T H S. (Happy to have you back!)

[@sakshampandey7342]

Brilliant work, sir. I figured out similar principles in my Rome 2 Campaign where I conquered *EVERYTHING* with a Royal Scythia Horse Archer spam build.

[@trimstinyventurez]

CA: YOU CANT JUST TAKE DOWN AN ENTIRE EMPIRE WITH ONLY BRETONNIA CAVALRY Our horse God: Haha horse go nyoom I expect a bretonnia campaign when you next go back to warhammer. Good day you glorious sir.

[@tacticalsine9005]

add the free knights exploit and your golden

[@gabrieleseveroni]

@@tacticalsine9005 the WHAT?

[@tacticalsine9005]

@Gabriele Severoni it’s possible to get two different knight vows on top of each other makeing knights free. You have to unlock the knights vow manually and then disband the lord. Once your chivalry level is high enough for your lords to start with that tier of knight vows you recruit the lord again with him having the same tier of a vow twice resulting in free knights for that lord.

[@gabrieleseveroni]

@@tacticalsine9005 Thx, I'll have to go play bretonnia now, for science

[@KaguroDraven]

@@gabrieleseveroni The Free vow you get is always the top option of the three you get, so make sure to get the second or third option for the Knight and Questing vows, the ones the exploit works for.

[@aidanmcginley4343]

No joke, your voice is perfect for this kind of content. It's very clear and you accentuate well.

[@HR-pl7yy]

OMG,is it a dream? How many time I waiting? I was young.

[@victor0309]

Dude, please...For the love you have for your mother, do one of these of the WRE. I love you

[@juliusschmitt3483]

The Alans or how I stopt worrying and love the horse

[@FiikusMaximus]

This is probably the best video game tutorial/guide I've ever watched. I've recently tried Alan's after your earlier video after getting a bit burnt out on atilla (my definite favourite among the TW games). It quickly became my 2nd/3rd favourite faction in matter of turns after figuring things out.

[@22bach64]

what happened in half year of Yrridian's disappearing ? The WW3 came close Fire in Australia Corona virus TW: TK is death So pls, keep uploading ur videos for the sake of this world

[@Eagleeye1192]

Legendoftotalwar eat your heart out, Yrridian is the true legend of total war!

[@FiestaFanLok]

This may be a weird question to ask here, but I've been looking for the wallpaper you've used in "How it feels to play Lizardmen" and have had no luck finding it. Any dice in linking it?

[@robertcrick5322]

Holy hell. Your chaotic ways give me so much anxiety. I love it though.

[@apariciones2138]

i'm sure this guy has a lot of fun while editing, really i can understand him, shitty jokes such as: 16:39

[@thespudster7781]

Love the video, and I love that it’s about Attila, since there’s so much about warhammer but nothing about Attila

[@Nat11us]

Explain guide with normal way : ❎❎ Explain guide with meme : ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[@maxter328]

This guy is keeping Attila alive for me. This guy, and that cool Medieval mod for Attila

[@alecsis882]

Me:sees notification Also me:(in oversimplified voice)OOOOOOHHHHHHH

[@juyver11]

I have played total war for many years, and my play style has always been that of fast hard hitting units either with light infantry such as skirmishes strong enough to engage in hand to hand combat or cavalry. As much as I love skirmishers and light infantry I have always had an almost spiritual connection with cavalry. I seldom ever create an army without a strong cavalry contingent and in many of my victories it’s always been my cavalry that carried the day. With that being said; the fact I just got total war Attila and played it only once in custom battle with the first faction I touch being the Alans and now you give an entire guide on them is brilliant. This will greatly help me when I start their campaign and as always I love your content. But this along with your last stand against the Suebians has to be one of my favorite videos. For that you’ve earned a life time subscriber my friend, keep up the amazing work! :D

[@khalaenas8208]

“How to zoom through Europe” There, fixed the title.

[@MrEpic325]

Memes aside this is actually very smart and very enjoyable to watch you break down the strategy, provide commentary, and show it in action

[@YossarianVanDriver]

This channel never disappoints. Just got the Rome games + Attila as a TW introduction (playing through Rome 1 first), and this stuff makes an inspiring example of the kind of thing that's possible. And I enjoyed the older Age of Mythology videos too--even more stuff I never thought of back when I played that loads.

[@awepen1596]

This is Undoubtedly one of the most entertaining tutorial vid i've ever seen... and the beginning is also very cool...

[@padmister123]

Highly recommend a hun campaign! Economy and public order is super streamlined (in Attila terms). I love going around causing chaos in the big established empires by sacking and razing. Horse archers are the most potent i’ve experienced them in a total war game. As soon as you run towards missile units they leg it and then you just leg it too while shooting them with parthian shot. You can just kite melee cav and melt them with fire arrows and decimate infantry with heavy shot. You can beat entire stacks with no casualties. Spet Xyon archers for white huns are just out of control.

[@ahmadtarek7763]

Everytime I start to forget, our and Savior Yrridian blesses us with video. Keep'em coming my man .

[@HistoricalWeapons]

Archers in real life can be decent melee fighters

[@matthewalmond12]

Glorious mate. Only advice I can give you is to not doubt your work, it's great :) loved the voiceover and it's some of the most instructive, valuable Total War battle help I can find on the platform :) thanks for the time and effort

[@garvinanders2355]

Glad to hear you're back. The tutorial was comprehensive covering battle and campaign with directions being simple and clear. Most of the focus was on battle but given this is focused on how to run a certain field army that makes sense. Nicely done.

[@tanmaytripathi8358]

what a wonderful display of power my lord , this land is yours to command ...

[@danielfraiz74]

Tips for missile cav. I love missile cav. They're my favorite by far in Attila. I have a white huns campaign where I've razed the whole world cause it was really fun. The key to use them is bring 4, 6 or 8 units (or even more you know but if you win out of ammo it's gg) spread them in 2 groups, and use them to shoot from both sides. If their cav goes for you, spread both groups, and just run till they die, kiting whenever it's possible. If you want to take down infantry, put one group in front, without fire at will so they don't waste ammo, and the other behind, so that they can shoot and not get blocked by shields, once you see which unit they're attacking, start to isolate it and put your other units in that group on the sides of that unit that you want to kill, so they can shoot from the back. And that's pretty much it. The same as melee cav, spread and isolate. With the alans for example, whenever I have a horse archer unit in my garrison I know the ai won't be able to capture that city, cause I just kill their cav, cause as many casualties as I can, and then I run, and I repeat till they give up

[@gabrielfurtado1334]

I saw this video yesterday and decided to tryout. Man, it works in a enormous way. I may consider myself a hunnic advanced player, but I never really try the Alans... Until this week (and I have constantly fail). Now I don't fail anymore, thank you. My brave king Respendial have died in battle, so RIP.

[@gabrielfurtado1334]

English is not my mother language, so I really hope I don't mess up

[@ryancirbus4888]

This was fantastic

[@andregermain6205]

Trully an excellent video An excellent rythm, really instructive advices and just the good amount of delicious humour Just susbcribed a week ago and already fan You're part of the youtubers that make me returning for long to Total War Games Can't wait to see your other projects ! Congratulations from France !

[@serpentine8124]

just found your channel yesterday, was dissapointed you'd stopped posting, than saw this and was so hyped! Please post more, your channel is so good

[@ScabiousGarde]

Love this, hope you do more, I hardly ever comment on videos but it's important I throw my hat in for more great tutorials like this

[@FerreusVir]

Why the fighting square was invented, a video. Great work, man. Was really happy to see this pop up in my feed today.

[@siechamontillado]

1:45 Dude, this video is awesome and amazing. Do another, if you want, cause this is some of your best work and you got great narrator voice!

[@christophmahler]

Arguably one of *the most memorable illustrations of **_'manouvre warfare'_* , online...

[@tomthestone1470]

I actually played a campaign with this guide, and it works. It really works. I went against a couple Egyptian armies of just spears and won. All of my faction leaders died of age, and I stopped playing because it got really annoying losing horses on ships. Also warhounds are surprisingly effective, especially in sieges as the AI don’t realise they exist until they’re one inch from their face.

[@TheTurtleinariver]

As much as I love the Warhammer games, Attila remains my favorite TW. I'm so happy that you're not only back, but still playing this game 5 years later.

[@draconianwarking]

I also love the other side, slow pike squares with archers, they can't flank you if you don't have a flank ;)

[@vladdietheladdie7345]

I expected a 3 minute video. Wasn't disappointed

[@jacobp.4593]

A bit late to the party, but this is by far one of the best tutorials for any of the total war games I have seen.

[@dershogun6396]

What i would love to see is a guide to the roman republic in Rome II: Rise of the republic on very hard. I am currently playing as them and i had to waste the last 5 years of my campaign defending my three provinces with an average of 11/2 trash-stacks against 4 italic mountain tribes with one province or less each but they all have 3 stacks minimum... should be a fun challenge for you :) Then i also wanted to say: Good video and... i never would've guessed that dramatic classical music fits atilla so well and is so funny at the same time! Good choice!

[@readyyourbreakfast6537]

first pinufla returns out of nowhere, and now you're back as well. praise the gods!

[@ivanandres6828]

I was just watching your videos playing as rome and the alans and I said when is this dude gonna release something, my prayers came true

[@timhill8142]

I'm playing as the franks currently but definitely gonna try your isolate and surround strategy with my cavalry from now on looks very effective

[@sterlingstaranchuk3714]

Holy shit, you returned. You just made my and a lot of peoples 2020 a little better. Please keep it coming, I won’t stop watching that’s for sure!

[@LordPP777]

Honestly, while this isn't what I expected it's also pretty good man. What's clear is you make great high effort content regardless of genre my man

[@makky6239]

Damn i was watching him days ago and wonder if he would come back, you're welcome guys my thoughts brought him back

[@Ikona4]

Man I dont even play attila cause I never enjoyed it but you still find a way to make me. You are highly one of the most underated total war youtubers, your editing is superb and this change if your content seems like an improvement in something already great. Best of luck to you in these harsh KZbin algorithm days

[@BECTHNK119]

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy guides, not make them! Bring balance to montage, not leave it in darkness!

[@Dontiva]

This video is great I feel like it can be used for any army using cavalry not just the Alan, Thank you so much!