An Audience with Dave Courtney (2001)

Recorded live on Sunday 15th July 2001 at The Talk of London.

[@l3oozehound]

Everyone's wife looks the same. Like a boxing audience wife.

[@andrea050405]

I hope your now pain free Dave RIP ❤️🙏👍🍻💯

[@MarkPitsmoorOwl]

R, I, P Dave I could listen to this guy everyday of the week he was so funny Sending love from Mr SHEFFIELD 😂😂 SWFC 😂🔥👏👍👊

[@Mr_DATA828]

Haha me too fella he is quality RIP DAVE ❤

[@TimothyFlello-ok6cn]

Seen the man new the man spent a lot of time with him top bloke he will be missed

[@Ondolite]

His role model must have been Liberace. Outrageously camp and fruity as a bowl of fruit.

[@johnmair1697]

Dave very honest and excellent comedy respect

[@gavinquilter5547]

Qqqq1qq1q00a!

[@paulrayner9567]

May you rest in Peace Dave,,r.i.p

[@helenwoodger1192]

he is aright character not many can hold a room like that good on ya dave

[@nicholasporter1417]

Funny funny guy but very tuned in & knew exactly what’s going on. We all gonna miss ya Dave x

[@mrb9350]

I won't

[@nicholasporter1417]

@@mrb9350 wasn’t speaking 2u pal

[@mrb9350]

@@nicholasporter1417 All is everyone and and not your pal

[@ednagoode890]

​@@mrb9350OK tough guy 😂😂

[@mrb9350]

@@ednagoode890 Apologie accepted mongrel

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Haven't seen this for years. Lost the VHS a long time ago!

[@anthonyharty1732]

The old saying was ‘They took their own life when the balance of their mind was disturbed’ when explaining suicide. Dave Courtney’s mind was definitely disturbed.

[@dannykay5536]

He was ill so he took his own life his own way

[@anthonyharty1732]

@@dannykay5536 He 100% had mental health problems to do such a thing as to take his own life.

[@Mr_DATA828]

​@@anthonyharty1732maybe so ? So whats your point he was in sound mind before from video.. if you lived in pain or what not we can't really cast aspersions

[@anthonyharty1732]

@@Mr_DATA828 My point is he wasn’t in sound mind. Just because he APPEARED to be in sound mind doesn’t mean he was.

[@vaseofflowers4619]

If you can't be arsed anymore...then you can't be arsed anymore.

[@Jame629]

He's actually very good at stand up

[@thisemail5345]

He’s sat down 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Jame629]

@@thisemail5345 stand up comedy ? Duude 🎃🎃🎃happy pumpkin mass anyway

[@lebeano6129]

He does a good show..

[@jjfrom2814]

Nicked that one about speeding from Mike Reid ☺️

[@justjayy24k]

They definitely don't make them like Dave no more!

[@peterjamesmmbago4433]

I only found yesterday that Dave passed, I live in the Philippines .. Heck of a lot of charm and wit , RIP mate ..

[@SuperGrimupnorth]

enjoyed that 😁💯😁💯😁💯 he mastered that stage 🥇

[@AJ-yt5rw]

Ain’t gonna lie i loved this!!

[@illuminatedgalaxies7777.]

Lol we did too😊😊

[@kennethwjjones]

Totally right about genuine people. I worked in a scrap yard in East India Dock for many years. There I met the most genuine people I've ever met. 'Real' people.

[@extradimensional8818]

Tell us another made up story Dave Jackanory Courtney 🥴

[@nuttylivett2713]

True words

[@philipdawson3660]

Dave courtneys films can hardly be described as master piece they are diabolical to be honest

[@yorkshirecatdad3702]

What film/documentary was he talking about and fair play to Dave he doesn't deny what label he has unlike government

[@lukespector5550]

I still say Robert Maxwell was London's #1 crook! ☝️

[@delboy7928]

Rip dave

[@daviddoyle5152]

What a talented man rip Dave courtney

[@declanmoore9005]

Dave saved my life! The most enduring memory I have of him is that amazing smile, and I still picture him in that American army jeep in the 80's complete with (legal) pick axe and shovel handles.

[@jonnyratcliffe514]

started off a bit ropey then he just fucking owned the stage brilliant fucking wish to god i had the gift of the gab like this

[@johnwoodcock6468]

Gift of the gab

[@tommoney3193]

I like him he's a witty one

[@phillipthomas9722]

Dave what happens when you go skint your mates will disappear

[@danielwoodhouse5531]

one audience with that was too good for LWT

[@stevendone5493]

Funny guy . I’ve met him and he’s a top man , very respectful but not to be messed with . Really funny fella too.

[@charlescalthorp5375]

I was expecting at any minute…..”Runaround……….now”

[@kevcatnip7589]

Last of the really interesting guys nRiP

[@grahamwhittle6817]

Iv never met this guy but he sounds great 👍 well knows the crack

[@strictlyyoutube6881]

confidence on turbo.

[@Carl-op1gp]

What next a seance with Dave Courtney

[@calvinblack2167]

He’s actually very good at stand up lol

[@madmanmenacetv2761]

Cringing 😮

[@calvinblack2167]

@@madmanmenacetv2761 that’s a you problem then

[@madmanmenacetv2761]

@@calvinblack2167 write that in English and I might understand what you said.

[@calvinblack2167]

@@madmanmenacetv2761 seems like you don’t understand English.

[@madmanmenacetv2761]

@@calvinblack2167 yeah ur right 🤢

[@anthonycooper5877]

Rest in peace Dave

[@zeramoke]

What a total plum

[@carlwomersley2982]

Every man in jail knockes 1 out ha ha god youre funny ..r.i.p pal..see you soon we can av a laff in heaven..thanks 4 making me smile even though youre gone god bless .youre kids should be verry verry proud of you MR DAVE COURTNEY..LOVEIN THIS ..SMILEING ERE HOPE YOU CAN SEE EVERY 1 LAFFING ..NOT BEING HORRIBLE BUT IN AN AMMAZZWAY WAY WERE YOU WAS AN SHIT HOT BLOKE THE FUNNYIST MAN IV EVER HEARD ..MOST TROUTH FULL MAN IV EVER HEARD OV ..SEE YOU SOON BEST WISHES 4 YOU AND ALL YOURE FAMMILY IM HOPEING THERES NOW A NOTHER FILM TOP CLASS LIKE ..MY FAVOUITE FILM..THE BIZZNESS ..WITH DANNY DIER N TAMMIER ASAN MAYBI SPELT RONG BUT YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN EVERY THING WHO LOVES TOP FILMS BOOKS EXTRA THEY CAN MAKE ALL YOURE FAMMILY BILLION AIRES ..DEFFENATLY WILL ALL BE RITCH NOW ...I KNOW YOU WOULD AV LEFT THEM NOT SHORT ANYWAY ...GOOD LUCK 4 YOU IN HEAVEN AND YOURE FAMMILY HERE CANNOT WAIT 4 DAVE COURTNEYS FILM OR FILMS ..THEYV MADE LOADS OF THE ESSEX BOYS NOW THE PUBLICK UK WONT DAVE COURTNEYS FILM..❤😂😢...SLEEP TIGHT KID ..

[@stupid1964]

Funny how vinny has made quite a few more films which are good 👍🏼

[@likeaboss6421]

Ramadan faf 😄😅 Courtney got an great sense of humour

[@BeridotSegas]

groan..this is NOT funny at all.

[@jeztickles4361]

Same stories/lines regurgitated

[@nige3801]

If you look at the audience, some are smiling but alot of them are not. This is cringe to be honest

[@Mavic_101]

R.I.P 🙏

[@paulbowman1762]

Fcukme Dave ? No wonder you decided to be pain free ? Godbless 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@jenniferhardy3368]

You keyboard hero

[@BUZZCLIPS1]

Embarrassing

[@connorcody1831]

Wow how the do called mighty fAll😮

[@al-rc5ry]

. . .what??

[@mariaskipsey574]

RIP Dave

[@GG-jw8pt]

Kenny Everett, only twice as camp and half as funny.

[@phillipthomas9722]

Cant help felling sorry for the guy

[@jshaw4757]

What's going on in your life mate dave has lived he's loved he done a stand up I've heard much much worse stand ups he's been in films he's alright for a few quid he's been all around the world he punched a copper in court dressed as a jester which is funny I don't care...so yh I wouldn't feel too sorry for him

[@mrdeafa25]

looks like he actually did shoot someone in the end

[@Gooner1959]

What a div!

[@jasonantigua6825]

Who ?

[@daleHarrison93]

whom?

[@emmalouise2931]

@@daleHarrison93 🤣🤣

[@jshaw4757]

@@daleHarrison93 When?

[@Jay_Echelon]

RIP

[@davelee9527]

He's a Beauty Ave it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@juv7]

He must be related to JK Rowling what a imagination he has 😂😂😂 biggest ego ever 😂😂😂. But yea he is funny

[@silver152]

An embarrassment with Dave Courtney

[@Krafty]

Take the curly wurlies 😂😂😂

[@MyDannyboy82]

🙏🏼🕊️💙👑

[@ianfrench1577]

at 1:12:17 that ''audience member'' surely sounds like a mate of Dave's who has been instructed to ask those questions, just so Dave can then brag and promote himself more. Most obvious audience plant ever.

[@MadBoy8734]

Same as the rest of the questions.

[@davidreid1078]

How did you get that far in???

[@thehomefront1905]

You certainly analyse things .

[@BeridotSegas]

this is so embarressing

[@whyaretheleftsobrainwashed4366]

How?

[@BeridotSegas]

@@whyaretheleftsobrainwashed4366; butlins pwllheli audience, cheap crap not funny.david 'brent' courtney.. thinks he's 'this' when hes actually ... something else.

[@whyaretheleftsobrainwashed4366]

I wouldn't say it's embarrassing it's not a polished stand up act but your entitled to your opinion.. I think he's quite funny in parts

[@jeztickles4361]

So is your spelling

[@crazyhorse3344]

@@jeztickles4361 omg 😱 🤣🤣🤣

[@loxleyltd]

if this guy had an audience that was made up of the general public the laughs would be much stonger

[@kennethwjjones]

Funny fella. Made me laugh. RIP Dave.

[@grahamobrienverynicex9804]

No a y body that watches him .they think there mafieer aseel

[@grahamobrienverynicex9804]

@@Andy_Scott81 to much wine

[@jasonantigua6825]

Top top fella is Dave! Very capable,but respectful

[@nuttylivett2713]

Grass

[@HappyOrphan79]

It’s a sad time for his family..he must have been so low in his life to end his life the way he did..wish he hadn’t 😢..RIP Dave Courtney🥲

[@mrb9350]

If I was that much of a bullshitter I'd have done myself years ago

[@grahamobrienverynicex9804]

He sounds better with rough voice .

[@COLEEN322]

Top man Dave Courtney

[@simonrodgers3278]

Embarrassing I've no other words for it .

[@user-lp3uu9ir4h]

Dross total Dross

[@taywoodhillpro]

🤦‍♂️

[@sloopycat1954]

Barclays banker.

[@rayfraser1773]

Shame ain’t it

[@user-md7tv1kr2p]

Christmas a load of flowers has been would you pay money for this those who did Harry Holland has got a better show he is a gangster

[@danieltaylor655]

Kinda funny

[@danielmoran9902]

Why does everyone slag him orf?

[@jaapseiye2246]

Look up bermondsey boy on here and you will see.

[@BeridotSegas]

cause hes a cant.

[@Jame629]

@@jaapseiye2246 bermondsey boy is pure art how it didn't get bafta nominated is a real crime. I might go watch it now . Thanks for reminding me

[@lukespector5550]

Because they've got boring, nothing lives!

[@longhotsummer7307]

Jealousy.

[@esssexboy]

Who is this Gentleman? Is he anybody of any importance? Enough said!

[@19george73]

an audience with a grass

[@thehomefront1905]

Bit strong mate

[@19george73]

@@thehomefront1905 its a fact mate

[@thehomefront1905]

@19george73 I've tried looking into it but don't seem to get anywhere. What's the deciding fact that makes him guilty? I would have thought all of his men would would of stepped away if he was a grass

[@19george73]

@@thehomefront1905 just google the policeman incident lad. the grapevine says if he hadnt done himself in, some was ggonna,

[@andrewwilliscroft6796]

Top fella , really funny

[@deeppurple883]

Comedians don't do that time on stage. He was mad doing that for a hour and a half. I'd say he was bord and they were bord but the two couldn't disengaged because of the way it was set up. The audience were trethened withy violence if they moved. Dave contney, half hour top's. Dave was what we called, a plastic gangster. He knew it to he had the gift of the gab. Paper tiger and funny, he could laugh at himself nice geezer. ✌️☘️

[@waynestead1943]

Started with the lambrianos. Not good. Grasses

[@yorkshiretea7620]

Technically it was the krays who was the grasses, had people get heavy sentences then wrote a book years later admitting to everything they told people to deny who was still doing sentences. The Lambrianou’s made there appeals after the book. Grasses don’t normally do 15 years fella

[@grahamobrienverynicex9804]

Shit in this .but got better as years got on .

[@johnmicallef2627]

Your not fit to clean his shoes

[@SoursopBaby]

It is a bit embarrasing really. His mum seems to be enjoying herself . I also cant imagine he pulled the trigger himself, he was a bit soft without his thugs behind him. I bet he asked his best mate to do it.

[@fishwars5979]

Actor, having a laugh

[@hummens44]

Someone brought this to a media studies class I was in in 2001/2002. He thought it was brilliant. Nobody, but nobody, was laughing but him. It was embarrassing.

[@Revelian1982]

I didn't know Dave Courtney was a media studies student in 2002.

[@jshaw4757]

He sounds open minded n alright and had bottle too bring such a thing into media studies..rest off ya sound like rigid stuck up judgemental plonkers lol...

[@Revelian1982]

@J Shaw Either that or he was a faux-gangster, cockney toss-pot with the sense of humour and IQ of a dead ferret.

[@TheMiltonroad]

I think it's funny 😂