An HFY Story : One Man's Trash | RE022 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

[@Tiewaz]

Amazing the guy still had a crew that loyal. But the story was well written and well read. I enjoyed.

[@dcomeau3636]

From the sounds of it he slowly got better as a being. Going from murdering everyone to only pretending to poison (though still a couple of murders) to only killing because of mutiny.

[@taetannim3581]

Omg, this was so sweet lol! Lot of murder, but still sweet.

[@davesy6969]

Fifteen men on a dead xenos chest, yo ho ho and a box of chocolate coins.

[@williamcastro3017]

Aye!

[@davethompson3326]

Wish I'd worn my woolly vest, cause I've chilblains on my Kinder Eggs

[@bow-tiedengineer4453]

The real treasure was the friends we made along the- *BANG*

[@sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667]

Fantastic story. Your narration seems to capture the breaking of this, rebel with a dream. You can almost picture the face of angry frustrated loathing as his spirit snaps. Even when he finds actual treasure in vintage collectibles of a more inappropriate nature, he can't find joy plundering the booty. Pun intended. It's a story of a human dreaming of being a space pirate like from treasure planet, only to slowly have that dream become a nightmare of disappointments. He just wants money that jingles and cool unknowable gadgets from species he can't pronounce. A simple man with simple ideals. It's perfect.

[@christopherg2347]

"I just want some gold and jewels!"

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Heh. Under that ruthless pirate exterior is just a kid that wants to live the adventure stories of his youth.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Me too😁

[@kurtismiller9544]

For the Skald and his family, may fhe algorithm sing his praises!

[@carldooley9344]

Imagine if he realized how much water and fertile soil went for in space...

[@Obligate.Carnivore]

Great job Agro, as always.😎🥩

[@andersevjen1465]

this one made me chuckle. Thank you i needed that.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great story; Excellent narration! Space pirates... LOL!!!

[@dont.beknown5622]

They weren't just crew... they were friends.

[@bloodcult5262]

This was definitely one of my favorites!

[@Obligate.Carnivore]

Awesome of course Agro

[@jj003333]

Now thats how you make a story! Great job. Loved it. Cant wait fornthe next one

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

This story got so much better due to the release of SPACEKING :) FOR DA BEARD .. you Embody the weary old Pirate/Treasure Hunter.

[@coyotehavoc5118]

Good morning and good evening.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@redakroma1]

Oh Man, that was Great!

[@nachtwaya8721]

Yo, ho, all hands, hoist the colors high...

[@Voriof1]

He just vendored/tossed the mats for 3 tech level upgrades.

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!

[@athos1029]

Well done Agro.

[@traceybrown2399]

OMG, He'll go off to find some guys family jewels and find....some guys "family jewels"😂

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@marvinjohnson2488]

Well done sir,well done.

[@AmbroseBoaBowie]

A Captain ain’t nothin without a good crew behind him 🏴‍☠️ That’s so cute

[@AlexSDU]

Aye, agreed on ya, matey.

[@oldbutnotdead1]

Shiny, shiny algorithms, so shiny

[@tzisorey]

Maybe the real treasure was the corpses we made on the way.

[@HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine]

I'm at a loss for words.

[@anathardayaldar]

Couldn't get past the cap betraying his partners.

[@NXTangl]

He seems to have slowly picked up a crew that he actually got along with instead of just one as hungry for treasure as him. Seems like he did learn the lessons after all...

[@dh599]

Is RegalLegalEagal the only person writing on r/HFY or something, I swear every retfos I've seen has been written by them.

[@bananabreadguy7960]

Why not though, his work is amazingly good. Also I think it was requested.

[@chrstfer2452]

RegalLegalEagle and Betty Adams (who does the "humans are weird" short stories) are some of my favorites, and as far as i can tell RLE is still active

[@merlinathrawes746]

So just how much of our pirate captain was still organic when we left him?

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo What's a pirate without ill gotten gains?

[@lynntenney4851]

😀

[@GR3YD3ATH]

🐲🐲🐲

[@TheRealInscrutable]

200K

[@gordonhardwick9552]

Hello

[@earmunchermuncher7639]

Fta

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@WingManFang1]

Dude claims the greatest treasure is “Gold, Gems, and (Alien Artifacts),” proceeds to bitch and moan when he finds said (Alien Artifacts) because they weren’t Gems and Gold… 😂 Priceless….just like all his Loot 😂😂😂😂😂 🫡