An Ignorant Guide to Death Metal

[@PopTartMan-dk2qq]

You should make an ignorant guide to self hygiene

[@Koettnylle]

I think he should make an ignorant guide to others hygiene

[@PopTartMan-dk2qq]

@@Koettnylle why would it be called others hygiene? He doesn’t make “ignorant guide to others death metal”

[@fatkraken3140]

Ah yes grindcore

[@littlepleeth9423]

He explains metal, wym

[@kobzelfn9588]

Would be nice.

[@phantomspaceman]

"The first death metal lyrics were written by an 11-year old" I 100% believe this.

[@BlueBarrier782]

If somebody suddenly brought Chuck Schuldiner back to life and he saw this video, this would likely be the most confusing thing he's ever seen.

[@ResubidorSerial]

He would need SPIRITUAAAAL HEALINNGGGG

[@anqareliouth2921]

To be fair to Chuck, I'd be confused too if I found out that I was dead for 22 years and suddenly reincarnated

[@antares4975]

i wonder what he would say to death core tech djent bullsh

[@anqareliouth2921]

@@antares4975 He would probably express support for the artists making it. Chuck himself said there are too many limitation on music and he actively sought to break said limitations by introducing stuff like acoustics and jazz to death metal.

[@stigmurder99]

​@@antares4975really I think he'd love that beautiful bullshit 💪

[@SamDestroyer29]

"To be honest, if you played all these different subgenres to anyone with an actual social life, they wouldn't know the difference and just look very confused." 😅

[@2st486]

i still remember the face a friend i was picking up with my car made after hopping in and being blasted by Whorkr's Naat. "are you out of your fucking mind?" XD

[@SumeratoG]

Your own definition of "People with social life" not necessarily tell the reality. Rome used to implement the politics of Bread and Circle and all of these "ducks" took advantage of theirs "social lifes".

[@q-petebassin2557]

@@SumeratoGseems you can’t take a joke can you?

[@realalpha2000]

I love listening to metal but I still have trouble telling apart subgenres

[@2st486]

@@realalpha2000 doesnt really matter

[@skirobad6800]

This is the moment ive spent my life to see

[@twhontehwon200]

You seen Goniloc?

[@loudpack1296]

fr

[@AlissonSilva-ox4uz]

Nah just jokink, keep on rockin

[@cheezygamr7064]

i seriously hope you become more popular in the future its a shame your content isnt super well known

[@kayz.o1054]

But...... THEN he would be a * gasp * sellout!!1

[@Poloman1026]

He’s on the come up

[@290coolkid]

@@kayz.o1054i wonder what video will be his Enter Sandman that ruins everything

[@aadilswalaha4019]

it's cooler that he's underground😢

[@ValSchnitzel]

Because he is just a 2nd rate copy of Goniloc.

[@smallwhitegnome]

Dirty sonic feet are definitely essential to the evolution of the genre

[@GeZz.]

bro when i saw that image i almost cried of laughter and disgust

[@tman2953]

It’s a bonus. You get educated and aroused at the same time.

[@RedNK]

​@@tman2953stop.

[@zedus1238]

"Put those grippers away, Sonic!"

[@bowlofrice7214]

Dude, I'm in class, and that shit pops up !

[@cIappo896]

Fun fact, the original guitarist for Possessed now plays for Primus.

[@2st486]

in the early 2000s i was at a queens of the stone age concert and the drummer was danzing's. i was very confused

[@unedibleapple6500]

When I went to go see primus les claypool gave a whole speech about how Larry Lalonde (the guitarist) used to play for possessed. This was while the entire band played over the falls, and Larry Lalonde played a possessed riff. That was fun to watch. It was odd that they did that in the middle of over the falls but eh, it was fun

[@randomcompdude]

And he still sucks lol. Never been a fan of Larry lalonde, dude always souns out of tune.

[@ChipWhittler]

​@@randomcompdudeso he is doing the right thing for Primus then

[@WhatANiceMonth]

Meh, primus sucks

[@cajunboi4888]

RIP Chuck Schuldiner.

[@webmube]

what I like about death metal, is that it makes me feel better when I'm sad or anxious

[@off6848]

that explains why i listen to nothing but slam

[@starmaiden1362]

me too, it's genuinely relaxing and calming. whenever I'm anxious I listen to blood incarnations starspawn

[@paveantelic7876]

thats quite poser tho. you should feel your murderous inhibitions lowering

[@cactuscallie5090]

I'm asking genuinely- with genuine, respectful curiosity - What is it about death metal that makes you feel better when you're sad or anxious? I'm a person who honestly is beyond confused by this genre of "music" to an extent that I don't believe it's actual MUSIC at all. I can't make out a melody and every noise emitted out of death metal "songs" puts me on edge and I can pretty much feel my blood pressure rise. I honestly can't see ANYTHING positive about death metal, and I am totally dumbfounded as to why ANYONE likes it.

[@off6848]

@@cactuscallie5090 cus it goes hard. I like anything that sounds violent it is cathartic even rap with heavy heavy bass all the way to the most crushing slamming death metal I like that when playing it through a good sub woofer system a band like Ungraceful hits so hard it makes you feel like you’re floating It matches my overall mood throughout the day. I’m not someone who feels happy nor pitiful most times so most music meant to sound happy or pathetic just doesn’t resonate with me and throws off my vibe like ketchup on your ice cream

[@justpurebomb9426]

I saw Possesed live in march and Jeff was an awsome guy, riding his wheel chair around the pit and talking to all the fans, he’s the best

[@N.Dwastaken]

Fun fact: Jim Carrey was actually friends with one of the members of Cannibal corpse

[@smokedaddy3d_]

I heard Chris Barnes had a Chris Barnes moment on Set.

[@aliceinthewired]

I'm a bit sad that Kreator wasn't mentioned as one of the main influences for early Death Metal Bands.

[@cajunboi4888]

I like Kreator,but I find that their music has shit replay value.

[@aliceinthewired]

@@cajunboi4888 Okay that's fine, but I'm referring to the history of the genre. It's like mentioning Gangster Films without mentioning The Public Enemy or War Films while skipping over the influence of Full Metal Jacket.

[@dr.juerdotitsgo5119]

Like Slayer, early Kreator had that proto-death/black aspect going on, but I think the band that he should have mentioned was Hellhammer/CF.

[@off6848]

Kreator is pretty low on the list all DM was influenced by thrash but the most notable influences were bands like Holocusto, Necrophagia, Repulsion, Pungent Stench and Possessed

[@taylorshred]

pleasure to kill was the last good kreator record.

[@rlperrin7307]

poseur. A real death metal fan would have become death, destroyer of worlds.

[@2st486]

i had a photo of oppenheimer hanged on my office. one time a coworker asked if that was my father. its been 12 years it still cracks me up

[@rlperrin7307]

@@2st486 sobbing this is an amazing story but also why the heck did you have a photo of oppenheimer on your desk

[@2st486]

@@rlperrin7307 it paired well with my desktop background: a mushroom cloud photoshoped to look like a clown's face

[@rlperrin7307]

@@2st486 I see (I do not see)

[@inkarn8915]

RIP Chuck Schuldiner the GOAT

[@cajunboi4888]

He would be proud.

[@remedialvibes9957]

Not. But ok

[@inkarn8915]

@@remedialvibes9957 ur mom

[@milenschneewei6754]

No where near a goat and after the second album its not even death metal and also he was actually gay. If didnt then now you know.

[@inkarn8915]

​@@milenschneewei6754 ahhh stfu you absolute fucking clown. Spiritual healing is death metal, then yeah he fucking evolved and moved toward tech death and then my favorite prog. People literally call him the grandfather of death metal and made music far beyond the capabilities of most in his class. Never heard anything about him being gay, but if he was fantastic that makes him even cooler. You're just a do nothing and he is the GOAT and there is nothing your dumb ass will ever be able to do about it. lololol

[@callumferguson1834]

carcass and bolt thrower deserved a mention

[@ananastudio]

Technical Death Metal, Brutal Death Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Progressive Death Metal. The list goes on and on about every subgenres of Death Metal.

[@andrejspasvelk233]

As a thrash metal fan who occasionally listens to death metal, I can confirm this is basically what it's like.

[@sebastianahrens2385]

I was really surprised when I heard some early Meshuggah music after being introduced to the band through their album "Koloss". Back then, they sounded A LOT like thrash metal. "Ritual" from their EP "None" is a good example. Compare that to stuff like "Swarm" from Koloss and it sounds like a completely different band.

[@GlumpusMumpus]

​@@sebastianahrens2385They were a thrash metal band in their early days.

[@roberth4395]

Maybe you should give Bloody C🎉mshot’s 2nd album a chance. It sounds like swedish melodeath (more like CoB) with thrash elements.

[@TheBadger3804]

"Ignorant", my guy you hit nearly every nail on the head perfectly

[@pizzasub3194]

5:10 caught me off guard bro💀😭😭

[@disgoop]

Celtic Frost's first two albums also majorly influenced many early prominent bands. This can be seen for example by the fact that a lot of them have made shit covers of their songs. (There are a few good ones too).

[@mylerwilson4879]

Best cover is by obituary

[@diegoq8417]

Celtic Shit

[@johnercalisanga5300]

You can introduce people to death Metal- in so many ways start with, Bands like Cannibal Corpse, Death, Obituary and Morbid Angel then Deicide and Possessed to Sweden's Finest Death Metal Bands 💀🤘🔥.

[@inkysabii4475]

I met Jeff a few months ago and had a drink with him after a gig. One of the nicest dudes I’ve ever met. So good to his fans

[@anqareliouth2921]

For a 9 minute video, you actually covered it pretty well. Though I would have also mentioned melodeath since it was one of the most influential genres of the time, proving you can be both melodic and heavy, in both extremes. I like all forms of death metal, but my favorite has to be the Florida style of bands like Death and Morbid Angel. They didn't use drop tunings or *that* much distortion, and they had a unique vocal technique that made them a lot more understandable than other death metal genres. Because of that, these bands really sound like they're giving it every single thing they have.

[@randomnothingness6557]

Finding a death metal band with an audible bass guitar is like finding an oasis in the desert.

[@noahleach7690]

nah cause at least oasis' have been documented to exist

[@kaminsod4077]

​@@noahleach7690 My guy have you never heard of Bolt Thrower?

[@noahleach7690]

its called a joke dude, i do not care@@kaminsod4077

[@GlumpusMumpus]

Autopsy would beg to differ.

[@PrimitiveBeast]

Wormhole

[@donutguy3854]

My favorite genre of constipated singers 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@martinator.fan89]

These videos always make me giggle and kick my feet

[@theodorebear6714]

This video ripped out my eyes and burned my lungs in the screaming fires of hell as I was ripped apart by the jaws of a hundred starving wolves. Very nice 👍

[@xkumanekox]

"They tried their best to avoid being as degenerate as black metal". Truer words have never been said with pure clarity.

[@FACEL1FT]

FINALLY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

[@ronanjenkins2323]

Ignorant guide to Mathcore please! Loving this series of videos. Death is a top 3 band for me, every album is a masterpiece in my opinion.

[@tracenewbolds2573]

As a death metal fan and guitarist..... YES 😂 this is awesome I love your videos bro

[@David-hr9gm]

I am a death metal drummer and I feel very accurate presented

[@DeadSabbath806]

1:33 Ahh yes, Nilla Wafers were worth the Weight of Water that the Sun desperately needed

[@toasted3442]

fuckin love cannibal corpse

[@ImposterMalone]

I think your videos would generally profit from playing some examples of the bands and music you're talking about. Not only vaguely in the background. And a more technical tip: When editing, make sure you cut your audio at a zero-crossing, because sometimes you can hear a clicking sound. For example in this video where you showed the Ozzy interview. In general, good stuff tho!

[@Soupboss77]

I love these videos so much, keep it up man

[@rwpj]

I've been waiting for this specific video since the thrash metal video, let's goooo

[@idunnoman9402]

Stay strong, better hold on tight New coolea uploaaaadddd!!!

[@GiveSic]

Bro you have been WORKING lately. Good shit 👊 your videos kick ass.

[@290coolkid]

bro i know his uploads consistent AF dude is grinding

[@OmeletteGirl]

You should do one on melodic death metal! Children of Bodom is one of my favorite bands, and I would love to find more bands like them as well as learn the history of the subgenre!!

[@alexwilson1890]

Soilwork is another peak melodic death metal band, underrated as well.

[@OmeletteGirl]

@@alexwilson1890 Thank you! These guys are pretty amazing!!

[@diegoseba12]

In Flames' earlier albums are probably still the very best in melodic death metal.

[@OmeletteGirl]

@@diegoseba12 Yeah in flames is pretty good!

[@GeorgeTsiros]

Strangely enough, venom's black metal was more rock'n'roll than "black metal". Bouncy, riffy, catchy.

[@pratikmandal1350]

The bass on scream bloody gore is orgasmic.

[@pogshushunga7380]

That clip you used of Blood Incantation was at a venue in my city!!! I was at that show! So cool to see!

[@crazyhawkjp304]

I credit Coolea for my self hatred for being a death metal head. Because of this fear of sunlight, I will stay in my dungeon, growling and getting whiplash listening to Death and Entombed.

[@GeZz.]

i used to listen to Death Metal,.then i started to listen to Metalcore and Deathcore and now im listening to Death Metal again... a full circle..

[@kiWi-zv8vr]

My favorite type of moosic, good job funny british man

[@masterseal0418]

Cannibal Corpse is one of the few death metal bands I know, cuz they are controversial; their album covers make me squeamish just by thinking about them. But the Sonic feet tho, quite inconceivable when mentioning death metal's roots.

[@crumbs2771]

i was going to say something about the nu metal video but held my tongue, holy shit you went way harder on death metal

[@tomfoley1401]

Death/crust is my favourite. I really enjoy Filth of Mankind

[@robklossner9093]

Yes! I've been waiting for this one. Great job Coolea!

[@wagslawg]

Ignorant guide to making friends

[@merritt2014]

I have had a moment of clarity in which I realized I need to listen to more Death

[@euronymous2487]

try listening at: DEATH METAL VS PINK FLOYD

[@66noobtube]

I saw cannibal corpse in concert in Pittsburgh three years ago, the lead singers actually a super cool ass dude, someone gave him a spike plush from my little pony and he cherished it before singing meathook sodomy

[@praqueisso4892]

It would be fun if someone made a brutal death metal song about a cute love story, probably the hardcore fans would be pissed off, but that’s what would be fun about this

[@brettmurray5297]

Australia never banned sales of Cannibal Corpse albums, just the cover art

[@craigroaring]

I think it took them a while to ban the art because i bought Tomb of the Mutilated when it came out and it had the original cover art. The lyrics weren't there though.

[@brettmurray5297]

Yeah, I had that too. It happened the mid or late 90's from memory

[@christtel1484]

The sound of perseverance is the best album by Death. Fight me

[@Pataluhta]

After all, I'm quite happy Bolt Thrower wasn't mentioned on this..

[@deathmetal0073]

Morbid Angel doesn’t have anything to do with brutal death metal

[@mylerwilson4879]

Though it is interesting they have a song named suffocation. What band invented brutal death metal? Suffocation. Coincidence?

[@Clemsonfan-z1v]

Your channel is amazing, please keep uploading

[@mmmmm4986]

The chat spamming poser 💀

[@vrost3333]

dude never stop making these fr

[@S4B3R117]

I'd love a look at the niche subgrenes of DM and it's mingling with other forms of heavy music such as doom, grind, and yes, even black metal.

[@jaycewilkinson6221]

It’s finally happening

[@polish2945]

YOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO FINALLY

[@malman0354]

Love the channel and vids! would love to see an Ignorant guide to skramz at some point. keep up the great work

[@RatSewage]

When I clicked on this video I misread the title as "An Important Guide to Death Metal" and let me tell you, I was taken aback.

[@elliothazelton4489]

Wow the editing here *chefs kiss*

[@jorgealvarez834]

That’s definitely @coolea guitar playing skills. Very metal 🤘

[@brickedupgranny]

actually morbid angel has been around since 1984 or 83 not sure but they have an album in 86 that’s like darken thrash similar to like darkness descends by dark angel

[@HSkeleton]

I’ve never seen a more perfect documentary.

[@chrisg1621]

RIP Chuck, the Freddie Mercury of Death Metal

[@earthy5985]

A girl told me I had nice eyes on 9/23/23

[@splitterrrr]

you're the first channel I've ever acutally bothered to use the Premiere notification with, I enjoy your videos that much.

[@TrevorTatro918]

Man you have unleashed those big sexy wings and are truly soaring. Great content.

[@TrevorTatro918]

I mean the edits have just been gettin better and better mane

[@paraibinha5963]

You should do a Guide to crust punk next. Awesome video btw

[@6Heather6Hazard6]

Second that.

[@СевернаяЗвезда-в9м]

Maybe Groove-metal need some recognition he deserve !

[@crismidi5891]

oh golly oh gosh can't wait!

[@crc9564]

I have a feeling I recognize the guy on the left

[@kinoven]

as someone who understands metal in general vocals are part of the melody if is intended to not be understandable the lyrics

[@garysuarez9614]

The poseur posts, I'm perterbed.

[@lekille3547]

Ignorant guide to industrial metal when

[@MagicMysteryShow]

Discovered this channel one day, watched every video since

[@justinmays3733]

Can you do one of these about jam bands? Like the evolution from the grateful dead to Phish to more modern stuff? Love these videos btw. I loved death metal as a youngster but am more into the sludge/doom/stoner stuff as a 30 year old

[@eversosleight]

The heavens look down and smile today 🌌

[@damianskiii4728]

Asking Coolea to make An Ignorant Guide to Screamo Day 2

[@kingwormgusher5354]

0/10, the sound of perseverance mountain wasn't turned into a soyjak

[@julianpolonioli7632]

Best editing ever

[@Cihk]

We NEED an egg punk video NOW!!!

[@DarkturtleX]

Fun fact: Death Metal in Sweden was brought through Germany. Germans did alot of Death Metal themselfs and bands such as Kreator, Sodom and Destruction were seen as inspirations for the genre too.

[@euronymous2487]

try listening at: DEATH METAL VS PINK FLOYD thanks

[@vznnn]

i love your watching your vids wen I already know must this stuff just to enjoy ur video style :)

[@TheBlackWizaard]

Babe wake up, new Coolea video just dropped

[@QuitLifeTV]

I was perfectly ready to have to go to a therapist after this video but I think you went a bit easy on us 🤘

[@calzaperas]

That inspired me. Shitpost Overdose. That gonna be my new death metal band.

[@THE-rk3hx]

T-shirt with the logo *CORONER* - Technical Thrash Metal - enough underrated band!

[@SamBrockmann]

"Origins" AND SUDDENLY, 1000s of DEATH FAN CRIED OUT IN RAGE AND PAIN!

[@korbipriest314]

POSER jk I love your videos they perfectly cater to my scattered adhd brain

[@jackclayton5620]

The lack of Celtic frost metal guideline videos is fucking disturbing. You could mention them in pretty much every video

[@fernando9260]

The lack of Sepultura in this video offends me.

[@MTheoOA]

The thing is: i think Death was more proggy than death metal in their last days. Much more advanced than CC or anything like that. But not for everyone tastes.

[@drop-cat.33]

Ive been waitin for this one