The Worst Tours Humanly Possible

[@crustbag]

Hey y'all!! I hope you enjoyed!! I'm trying to make lower-effort videos more frequently (not as a replacement to high-effort videos, but just as a fun addition) so expect a bunch more stuff like this soon! (: Also, here's a bunch of the artists who's work was used in the background: Sugar Wounds, Haircuts for men, Bully OST, Armored Core OST, Silent Hill OST, Grimbeard, White Out 1080 Snowboarding, Bl00dwave, Midwitch, Industrial Forest (new song lol, new album drops in September) Buckshot Roulette OST, Watch Dogs OST & Necessary Death! Go support them!! (even though most are just video game soundtracks)

[@mattstephens6432]

Simping for man and raging for the machine is weird.

[@carlito69420]

WE CRUSTING OUR BAG WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@glowco.717]

Brother, I think your standard for high and low effort is stronger than a most of youtube. I love it don’t get me wrong, and your high and less high effort content is amazing, but be kinder to yourself about the quality lmao

[@StonedJesus]

mad props for calling out StP, Alex Terrible is a PoS

[@The_Beautifully_insane]

Poster concept: Don't think About what there saying tour. Headliner, Radiohead, 2nd is Joy Division, 3rd is Have A Nice Life, 4th is Death, Opening is Kendrick Lamar. All are my all time favorites, so this one is just fun. Love the concepts possible.

[@Janmba_]

the fact that Mindless Self Indulgence wasn’t on the “not allowed within 100 feet of a school” tour is hilarious to me because they should be on there 😭😭

[@Mikeyinab0x]

I WAS ABOTU TO SAY THIS FR

[@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3]

they should be on like most of these tours XD

[@Ob1tuber]

Isn’t that a Weird Al tour?

[@Rountree1985]

@@Ob1tuberweird Al has never fucked a kid.

[@fallshown7070]

Same with Get Scared 😭

[@SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube]

This is fucking genius. I thought it was gonna be you going over the worst tours that have ever happened in real life, but this is better.

[@keiramccloud5741]

same here😭😭

[@supersonicsaint3702]

SAME 😂

[@Azyne]

SAME😭

[@bendingstars]

“adults with nightmare before christmas tattoos” made me cackle lmaooo

[@cognitivedecay]

Nice seeing you here lmao

[@bendingstars]

@@cognitivedecay yoooo cj whatsup

[@cognitivedecay]

@@bendingstars Not much just surprised when i saw you in the comments thought id say hi!!!

[@Semorebooty]

It made me gufaaw!

[@PIKL_Creep]

I know the type too, and in my experience overlap with the coworker metalcore lol

[@ExiStrife]

"Crab-Core Tour" And it's just Attack Attack playing for eight hours straight.

[@IfyourethenIm-sc1vj]

Funny enough, I used to have a 24 year old coworker that would talk my ear off about Falling in Reverse, and ironically, he also flirted with all the minors that worked there

[@morbidhime]

disgusting

[@dsnever3041]

His life is truly like a videogame

[@ade.due.damballa]

@@dsnever3041Trying hard to beat the stage, all well he’s still collecting coins 😕

[@captaincaspian42]

​@@dsnever3041 trying hard to beat the stage (allegations)

[@nasmokt]

Mindless Self Indulgence is also a great band for the "not allowed within 100 yards of a school" tour

[@Chrisjbennett89]

Aerosmith and blood on the dance floor should be on that list as well.

[@KoalaPlus]

​@@Chrisjbennett89Did you not watch the video? BOTDF is on that tour

[@farbic]

not getting death grips on the stench tour is crazy

[@pitayau]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@aSmallGreenDot]

Machine girl should be there too

[@TMmodify]

They were too busy being on the propeller hat tour with Clipping and Clown Core

[@djboss302]

no 100 gecs or dream theater either

[@helloface001]

the men's bathroom was so sweaty at the death grips show i went to, there was fog bellowing out of the door

[@blondicie115]

as a fan of papa roach, I am offended, I make heroine, not meth

[@everythingfellapart]

If by make heroine you mean are addicted to heroin then yes

[@theaspiration]

Aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

[@FuhkYub]

How do you tend your poppies?

[@catacombkid1985]

Sometimes friends are the heroin we made along the way

[@lisalancaster6510]

Honestly that tour sounds dope asf if they got kid rock out of there it would be the perfect tour

[@2dtrash19]

Seeing Ghost next to Falling In Reverse is like seeing a really good labrador in a funny hat next to a roadkill possum.

[@ShenDoodles]

Weird Al did a really cool gimmick tour called the Ridiculous Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, where he only played deep cuts he never gets to play. For someone who prefers his original stuff, it was my wet dream. I was legit the only one singing along to most of the songs. I know it’s the wrong genre, but listen to Germs and tell me he can’t kill it with rock.

[@vault1021]

I loved his early life section on Wikipedia

[@ozharms]

I saw that tour a while back in Saskatoon. Him and his band are phenomenal musicians.

[@hellohappypeople6646]

i was at one of those shows, after every song there was a drunk guy who kept screaming “sing White and Nerdy” at the top of his lungs”

[@6ftShelby]

"no matter how much hate falling in reverse gets, I still don't think it's enough" 💀

[@violetto3219]

i don't intend to incite harassment, but i do think ronnie radke should not be able to leave his house for fear of having tomatoes thrown at his head

[@spikereynolds8615]

It's not harassment. We're just trying to feed him

[@violetbackedstarling]

​@@violetto3219 I thought this was going to go in an "encouraging violence" direction but this is infinitely funnier. I completely agree

[@erikdaniels0n]

@@violetto3219if Ronnie Radke has no haters, I’m dead

[@vandavis000]

​@@spikereynolds8615best answer😂

[@coolea]

making music fans angry is very enjoyable, keep it up

[@n0etic_f0x]

Comming from you, that means a lot.

[@omegs]

balls

[@destroy0760]

COOLEA?!!?

[@livohmygod]

COOLEA IS HERE OH MY GOLLY

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

We need Coolea x Crustbag vid

[@lilitinatian4066]

Megadeth definitely belongs to the "too old to be acting this way" lineup lol

[@mastersitsu]

he's an Alex Jones fan and born again Christian so he could be on a couple of these bills

[@mudchair16]

@@mastersitsu Christians don't play metal or any kind of rock.

[@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3]

@@mudchair16 that is... factually incorrect.

[@gelatinpowder1137]

@@mudchair16Skillet??

[@ronmastrio2798]

@@mudchair16 Black Sabbath were Christian you numpty.

[@alicethemad1613]

The second you brought up the Stench Tour I immediately said “oh ICP has to be on here” and was somehow still offended when it was.

[@firegodmc1080]

I can only assume King Crimson wasn't included on the cease and desist tour because Robert Fripp would have punched you into the sun if you'd included any imagery of the group.

[@Codbraski]

Wish you would have called the tour dates for the cease and desist tour "mandatory court appearances". great video

[@michaelphillips8885]

The "too old to be acting this way" tour should be sponsored by black rifle coffee. The vibes fit

[@machinismus]

LOLLLLLLLLL

[@emmyrose233]

Ugh I bought a can of their coffee from 7/11 because I needed caffeine on a road trip. Imagine my surprise finding out they're run by brain dead neo Nazis

[@Sharnami_EN]

I'm honestly surprised that you didn't put Motley Crue or Guns N' Roses on the "Too Old To Be Acting This Way" tour

[@TheForlornBat]

Guns N' Roses was my first thought too.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Green Day was my guess That one Billie Joe Armstrong meltdown at the Iheart radio festival was something else lol

[@TheForlornBat]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi That was a pretty iconic meltdown lol.

[@itsmejak7888]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi that's because he was very high and drunk

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@@itsmejak7888 I get where he was coming from as well since the organizers were cramping the bands time for their set when they shouldn't have been, but still, not the greatest way to handle. I hope he's doing well now, he got sober didn't he?

[@jasperwisecarver]

Alice Cooper dropped his transphobic arc the WEEK after i got my Alice Cooper Muppet Show tattoo finished and im literally trans like the irony is INSANE

[@ronmastrio2798]

If you knew anything about Alice Cooper you'd know he's conservative.

[@jasperwisecarver]

@@ronmastrio2798 ah that's the thing, i read a book about his career in MUSIC but mostly, he was "on the Muppet show on time with the COOLEST song." so i know a lot of things about him but somehow the political aspect didn't really come up until later 🫠

[@andrewvanhalen1984]

I respect Alice Cooper even more now lol

[@elchomper.1063]

​@@jasperwisecarverhe didn't even really say anything bad. He just called it a fad and sorry but that's kinda the truth. Especially all the kids who "identify as trans" when in reality they just want to rebel and feel special and different. Same reason I grew my hair out painted my fingernails and wore cannibal corpse shirts to school

[@pissass.8675]

​@@elchomper.1063it's as much of a fad as being left handed was. Goofy.

[@sandelure]

As someone very into Ghost and Sleep Token, you're correct. I'm so sorry we're like this.

[@adoramay9410]

So true, I like Ghost, but even I'm annoyed at how often they are brought up when discussing metal bands. Like, no, they are hard rock at best.

[@spookshowreviews7117]

The Stench Tour would be crazy because I cannot imagine Nausea and Kim Dracula's fan bases getting along LMAO

[@groovewoundz]

The nausea fans would make them piss their pants

[@spookshowreviews7117]

@@groovewoundz As a Nausea fan who dated a Kim Dracula fan, that is about what happened

[@xneurotoxic]

am i missing something? because i thought kim dracula's fans are mostly kids from tiktok, their mums still wash their clothes so i am not sure they are that smelly 😂

[@GordonSlamsay]

as an aside, i think Yungblud should be on that tour cause he looks like he smells bad

[@skunxx777]

no shit my dad wanted to go to an in this moment show (i’m not into em but wanted it to be a bonding moment), kim dracula opened for them and everytime the people (?) next to me moved or cheered i just smelt this horrible stench

[@kat-kalamity]

"do you hear that? no? probably because that's a dogwhistle" 💀💀

[@TheStonedZone]

I knew I shouldn't have gotten surgery to replace my ears with a dog's, now all I hear are dogwhistles 😂

[@xm1186]

I don't get it, eli5

[@tomlorea2656]

we all know Ronnie is gonna watch this video

[@Milo-it1tf]

And then he would tweet about it for over a month

[@Nate612]

ronnie pissing his pants over a small youtuber again lmao

[@MisseryJinx413]

Sadly he got to Crust’s twitter account so… :(

[@perkosean]

​@MisseryJinx413 good this loser needs to be called out for his terrible takes

[@ProtomanButCallMeBlues]

Don't worry Ronnie has his patented 🤣 and "I've never heard of this guy" loaded on his keyboard

[@espalexi666]

What’s funny is that falling in reverse could be in any of them

[@itsmejak7888]

Alice Cooper and Dee Snyder being transphobic is so hilariously ironic considering they made just about every cent they have by literally crossdressing on stage while using a womans name

[@elchomper.1063]

What'd Cooper say that was transphobic other than calling an obvious fad a fad?

[@pissass.8675]

​@@elchomper.1063you are annoying as shit and think more about trans people than actual trans people. Leave em the fuck alone

[@itsmejak7888]

@@elchomper.1063 "there are case of transgender but I'm *Afraid*" he said that he is afraid of trans people lmfao

[@mrperfectcookie]

Different things.

[@TheCamSays]

The Eye Test and Bimbo tours would be pure comedy to actually see become a reality.

[@griffithsbolton]

shocked misfits didnt manage to headline the "too old to be acting like this" tour, i mean glenn danzig could fill the entire poster all by himself

[@ronburgundy244]

Yeah, but he's been out of The Misfits for a while now. Most of what I hear about the guys who are still in the band makes them seem pretty normal. Like, Doyle and Jerry are the main ones in control of things, and when they're not touring they try to be inconspicuous.

[@iaincowell9747]

@@ronburgundy244 Nah, Jerry is a dick. The only laidback member is Doyle

[@TonyMichaels166]

@@ronburgundy244agree. Jerry and Doyle even disowned Last Caress and refuse to play it.

[@emrolas5407]

No he can't. He's too short

[@TIDoesAnything228]

The fact that System of a Down was never mentioned here one time really makes me feel protected as a fan of it.

[@thehermionegrangerr]

Same

[@theaspiration]

Nah, they still suck ass. Not edgy, not groundbreaking, just a bunch of people who hate each other's politics playing some shotty version of nu-metal combined with the worst of math core. They make "Anal Cunt" Sound listenable.

[@whitelemon3425]

slipknot somehow wasn't mentioned either??

[@Val.isonmars]

i expected slipknot to show up atleast 2 times tbh​@@whitelemon3425

[@marsoblivi0n945]

They’re horrible 🤮 worse voice of all time.

[@SeamanTheGreat]

7:50 I would genuinely see this just for Ghost and the opportunity to throw stuff at Ronnie

[@4090Ti-ler]

I was severely disappointed Trapt wasn't on the "Too old to be acting this way" tour, but then... that ending. Did not disappoint.

[@anothersettlementneedsyour9628]

Ok, but the stinky tour has disturbing lack of Tool, Dream Theater and prog overall

[@Nickykitty92]

Yo, literally every person that I have ever encountered in the wild wearing a Dream Theater shirt has smelled like an anime convention, no joke!!!

[@TMmodify]

​​@@Nickykitty92not that they aren't trying, doesn't John Petrucci have his own fragrance brand now?

[@Milo-it1tf]

@Nickykitty92 if that’s actually true then become the knight must be a massive weeb, for anyone who doesn’t know about him, google him, he’s an annoying guy who only likes dream theater, opeth, and a few Metallica songs

[@LicoriceLain]

@@Milo-it1tf No, he only likes Blackwater Park. He openly trashes early and late Opeth. So he is just straight up a DT stan.

[@alfonsalenius2482]

​@@Milo-it1tf isn't he the guy who made an entire video about how just because you're a right winger doesn't mean you're a bad person 😭

[@TheAverageMetalPoser]

I was expecting KISS on the cease and desist tour, what with that time Gene Simmons tried to legally own the horns hand sign 🤘

[@islaydragons1563]

I really really like Ghost. That being said, yes they are absolutely coworker metalcore.

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

They're one of my fave bands but I've been into that 70s occult rock stuff forever. The coworker who tries to bond with you over them can't have that conversation.

[@judithmedina4493]

@@ArchibaldClumpycould you recommend some 70s occult rock bands?

[@Andjelka99]

I agree Ghost fits into his tour explanation but out of all metal sub categories (I forgot how to spell garna? Idk) I feel like metalcore is so not it? Also I love love Ghost they are amazing and great gateway into metal for nubies

[@ridleysomeliana-lauer5814]

@@Andjelka99ghost absolutely isn’t a metalcore band, but for some reason it makes sense to call them coworker metalcore.

[@kevinpearson8562]

@@judithmedina4493not OP but I can’t stop listening to “Green Lung”. Their most recent album is exactly that and fucks IMO.

[@SomeBlackGuy]

Finally clicked on your video after seeing it in my recommended many times and I really wish I would’ve done it sooner. Your content is very refreshing!

[@c1isb0red]

11:15 Alex Terrible also has the vibe of trying to convince his western fanbase that he's not a Neo Nazi.... oh wait.

[@tomlorea2656]

The "is it Music or a refrigerator?" tour with Merzbow, Hanatarash, Swans and Godspeed you ! Black Emperor The "Why does he sound like that?" Tour with Behlehem, Anaal Nathrakh and Infant Annahilator The "i hate this Town and love Pizza" Tour with Blink 182, Sum 41 and Green Day

[@lizzy6333]

how does gybe fit with those

[@kkaassist]

didn’t the last one happen just with fall out boy instead of sum 41

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

The last one should've included A Day to Remember

[@CazadorSixFour]

Ghost and Sleep Token both existing in the modern era is so funny.

[@catoi6324]

The pipeline of "god damn it I can't find any sleep token records" circa 2020 to "god damn it I can't find any sleep token records" circa 2024 is real

[@djlumi4863]

@@catoi6324 Bro I feel that. I just wanna listen to Sleep Token on some good old vinyl, hell I'd take cassettes too if possible lmao

[@worst00oo00]

Falling in reverse has to go on every tour as punishment. No rest

[@theodorebear6714]

"I'm gonna make everyone mad!" -crust, probably

[@kunikidakisser]

Bro took the white trash tour and just made my dad as a poster 😭. He has that EXACT grim reaper image tattoo'd on him and he loves all of those bands 💀💀💀💀

[@alicethemad1613]

My condolences

[@oliverdown6287]

Your videos feel, like, 'comfortable,' for lack of a better word. Like, I'm watching someone with my values who understands things like aesthetics, alternative music, inclusivity, the neurodivergent condition, & love - all of which super important to me. I'm super happy to have found your channel.

[@sireffortlessgarbage7922]

Same! I totally get that! It feels so cozy, like a warm blanket. A funny person who just holds similar values.

[@aidey833]

this is it. you get it

[@Volzotran]

real, such a comfort channel

[@groovewoundz]

Too real

[@strappadork]

I appreciate that Crustbag clearly has fun with his videos and isn't super serious all of the time like a lot of other metal youtubers. His main focus is on extreme music but he isn't afraid to give bands of other genres and styles the same treatment while a lot of other metal fans will tend to just dismiss that as "for posers".

[@Nate612]

im so glad you included inquisition’s squidward ass vocalist on the not allowed 100 feet within a school tour!

[@crustbag]

Jesus christ he DOES sound like squidward, I never made that connection before but now I can't unhear it LMAO

[@ValerieTheBat]

I got some other tour ideas: The I Hate Young Kids and Fetuses Tour which includes Dying Fetus, Infant Annihilator, Aborted, and Cradle of Filth The Geeky Shit Tour which includes They Might Be Giant, Weezer, Tally Hall, Aquabats, Devo, Weird Al Yankovic, and Ween The Angel Tour which includes Death Angel, Morbid Angel, and Dark Angel The SEX Tour which includes NIN, Type O Negative, Deftones, and Depeche Mode. The Music that plays at a Walmart Tour which includes Train, Goo Goo Dolls, Coldplay, and OneRepulic The Snail Tour which includes Sleep, Earth, Sun O))), and Grief

[@crustbag]

Omg those are great!!

[@zombieedrea]

The Geeky Shit tour sounds fucking sick, I'd shell out a lot of money for those tickets. The SEX tour also sounds incredible. They can sell condoms and Plan B at the merch stand. 😂

[@waycnf7229]

i would do anything to go to the geeky shit tour

[@metalheadmusichead6195]

’d go to all of them.😅

[@breakingoblivion]

can’t forget till lindemann for the “i hate young kids and fetuses tour”, the guy literally has a song titled “ich hasse kinder” (i hate children)

[@themarshallarts]

The CROAKING tour 🐸🐸🐸 Demilich Frog mallet Mortal Decay Archgoat

[@VidelRed]

FFDP and Marilyn Manson doing a tour together is the funniest shit, the only thing they have in common is violence towards women.

[@garyhanniffy982]

i love how ronnie radke/falling in reverse applies to nearly all of these lmao

[@gentlehillracer]

"no matter how much hate falling in reverse gets i still don't feel like it's enough" amen

[@aspirationrecords]

No one cares. You people are annoying. Get over it

[@pattacular]

I was surprised that Trapt didn't make an appearance on the Publicly Immature Tour, but glad to see that they weren't left out entirely.

[@Freshmarketflesh]

Surprised that Mindless Self Indulgence isn’t in “not allowed within 100 yards of a school” tour.

[@Phil_Lamarr]

Back in 2002 Disturbed got my show cancelled because it was too cold. It was 53 degrees…that was my only ever chance to see mudvayne and I never forgave them to this day.

[@Bartholomule01]

One of my favorite tour gimics I've seen in years was the Babyklok tour. So good to have Babymetal and Dethklok simultaneously super fun and a nice hit of Adult Swim nostalgia

[@slovak4life1991]

It was an amazing show.

[@JadenSalads]

I'm so happy you pulled out the buckcherry woodstock 99 preformance. It's completely unhinged and nobody talks about it

[@forestboi9760]

oh shit its you, hows the liminal spacing goin

[@justinsauvageau880]

I wanna see Hole and Korn on the KornHole tour 😂

[@sarah-zv8ld]

and instead of having an opener everyone just gets to play cornhole for a while

[@war2thegrave]

​@@sarah-zv8ldI think they meant a different kind of cornhole.

[@paulpsycho78]

I saw hole open for tool. After that corn came out

[@firegodmc1080]

mike judge opens

[@zdoggzero6595]

Only if Jonathan Davis comes out wearing a blue Metallica shirt over his head

[@ChasetheG]

The Apology Tour ain't complete without Colleen Ballenger and her ukulele.

[@AurorasFox]

The fact that kiss wasn't the headliner of the cease and desist tour is offensive. Good job, take that Gene Simmons

[@ztmusic2789]

One of my friends on Facebook posted the tour poster for Five Finger Death Punch’s tour with Marilyn Manson and Slaughter to Prevail and said “This show is going to smell like piss, cigs, and unpaid child support”. We all jokingly gave our own absurd names for the tour as well, like “The Domestic Violence tour”, “The Neo Nazi Tour”, oh yeah it was great.

[@ronmastrio2798]

Black dudes love Marilyn Manson?

[@JoeTheJuggler]

Can't speak for the other two bands, but Manson beat the allegations. Sure, he's not squeaky clean, but he's definitely not a nazi or an abuser.

[@junglerat1]

StP got a bad wrap because Alex had the Black Sun tattoo in which he stated he got it when he was a young lad (pretty sure its removed now?). Young dudes do stupid things which tends to hurt nobody, so it shouldn't be hung over their heads. Still a superb band.

[@aspirationrecords]

Reeee

[@r.w.860]

@@junglerat1 Yeah Alex got it covered up in 2019.

[@vnss2819]

I thought I was the realest of the realest until I saw that half of my music taste appeared on the coworker metalcore tour

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

To be fair there are all sorts of ways you could approach some of your favorite bands, some of which make you that coworker and some of which don't.

[@amaryllis604]

Same haha

[@luvrix]

I almost got offended🤣 (i let out a huge gasp)

[@NoodlesDoodles]

Same lol

[@iameatingursnack]

They're all terrible haha

[@SecretLifeOfD0lls]

I’m here before Ronnie Radke threatens to sue you for defamation for showing that article 😂😂

[@Chrisjbennett89]

I drove my career into the ground because i am a piece of shit tour headling: marilyn manson, kayne west, die antwood, blood on the dance floor, fall in reverse, mindless self indulgence, and r kelly, and p diddy Opening acts : kid rock and ted nuget because their career's were long dead.

[@IgniteGoesFast]

that Attila 2025 tour so bad that Oceano dont exist anymore for good lmfao

[@IgniteGoesFast]

thereabouts of 2 days after being announced btw

[@edgydude1066]

I'm surprised Kiss wasn't on the cease and desist tour considering that THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO SUE A COVER BAND OF KISS. JUST LET THAT SINK IN.

[@ronmastrio2798]

Well they are Jewish oh wait that's problematic or is it? I have a hard time keeping up with which groups it's okay to be racist to nowadays.

[@TonyMichaels166]

“Cover bands dangerously bring into question the integrity of the KISS brand.” - Gene (probably)

[@FuelAirSparkTime]

Juice gonna juice

[@VMPYREBAAT]

Thank god more people are talking about the weird shit alex terrible has and continues to say. Everytime something new came up *I* felt like the crazy one for thinking he’s delusional 💀 Banger video as per usual! This is a major win for the crustbag nation 🖤

[@eldritch.blasphemian]

Who up crusting they bag?

[@liamstaver]

🙋🏼‍♂️

[@VMPYREBAAT]

Omg meee

[@_WasteOfHumanFlesh_]

me, every second of every day

[@BeatsBySelim26]

She _ on my crust until I bag_

[@thorntails]

My bag is sooo crusty rn

[@erikcarlson6374]

black midi had the worst smelling fans we've ever been around. had to hide in the corner by the trashcans just to escape it.

[@bailagringamusica]

Surprisingly the black midi show in Miami didn’t smell as bad as I expected

[@ruddigers_paws]

9:48 i (13) used to listen to falling in reverse like 8 months ago and im alr embarrassed

[@xxcxreyxx]

real

[@noelwhite6650]

I will always advocate for clowning on Falling In Reverse. Its never not funny.

[@Logic552]

Brrrrooooo me too all the dick riding this dude be getting is annoying

[@Logic552]

What pissed me off the most is Ronnie said basically all metal heads are losers and that he just uses his fan for money and everyone over here riding his dick and I’m like daaammmnn I guess yall losers then cuz I’m not f k that guy lol

[@perkosean]

🤡

[@adoramay9410]

Yeah, as long as Ronnie Radke continues to be a horrible person. Making fun of Falling in Reverse will always be the right thing to do.

[@PastaTime88]

its amazing how many of these tours Falling in Reverse could perform on

[@sonnenblumenviolett]

As someone who was a fan of falling in reverse at 13 and is now very much embarrassed about that, i really appreciate you being so consistent in hating on them

[@thereyvan]

Virginity Tour with Weezer as the headliner

[@P1NKPVNK_]

I'm surprised Mindless Self Indulgence wasn't on the "100 yards of a school" tour

[@sweetypuss]

seeing falling in reverse, slaughter to prevail, and fucking tech n9ne in the same setlist made all of my vital organs shut down. its like a vomit and cat food smoothie

[@kevinpearson8562]

They literally did a song together and it’s about as bad as the tour would be.

[@BA-qw2dj]

Honestly if Burzum played live for the first time in his whole 30+ year career and it was opening for slaughter to prevail, falling in reverse and kid rock that is the greatest pr stunt of all time

[@Doorframe-c2i]

I hate varg but I'd go tbh

[@xs1358]

@@Doorframe-c2i no one cares

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

With Kanye wearing Burzum shirts in protest it probably isn't too long before Varg goes from a running joke with some good albums, to somebody a couple of chucklefucks we know unironically defend.

[@xs1358]

@@ArchibaldClumpy burzum was never a joke, varg's musicianship is unmatched.

[@ronmastrio2798]

@@ArchibaldClumpy Defend for what he committed murder and served his time, something tells me you're more annoyed about him being racist than a murderer which tells a lot about your defunct moral compass.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

As someone who knows next to nothing about music controversy this was the funniest shit id ever seen, you know the videos bangin when you gotta keep a separate chrome tab open to type in "bandname controversy" at every joke

[@MortonCammar]

You missed a trick not having megadeth on the too old to be acting this way tour.

[@selfsatisfiedred]

I’m surprised deftones didn’t make the cut once considering the shit that stephen carpenter says 💀

[@Aristomache83]

I've been out of the loop for the last Decade, only found out about this recently.

[@blep226]

I just googled him expecting the good ol antivaccine stuff and boomer bigotry but him being flath earther floored me

[@zombieedrea]

@@blep226 Oooof, I had no clue about that. Is Chino normal at least? I love him. 😥

[@binomial6473]

@@zombieedrea chino is still normal!!! thank goodness

[@loosescrew472]

@@zombieedreayeah chino is normal he’s mostly just said that the band smoked too much weed in the 90s and that fucked up stephans brain so that’s why he’s like this

[@zyxaqc]

I came here all excited for a list of real disaster tours, like the Metallica/GNR tour where James got set on fire and Axel caused a venue-destroying riot.

[@benejack666]

All in the same night, too.

[@Cheezburgercatz]

19:42 it's bc brendon urie unhinged his jaw and ate the rest of the members :/

[@cassidyb.3531]

I don't have a funny joke, this is genuinely just a good video.

[@vampblack8227]

Motionless in white still does heavy music! They are just going along with a very cyberpunk theme now which is kinda unique and fun.

[@DIRTDOGSTUDIO]

Tbh as a slipknot fan i was half expecting slipknot to be in the sellout tour😭

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

Funny, as a big Linkin Park Fan I expected them to be on that tour as well

[@vojtechtomes6231]

As a BMTH fan, I was 100% expecting them to headline the tour.

[@fnamelname8906]

Mastodon fan here and same case.

[@jessiehermit9503]

No.

[@FenderFanboy91]

Missed opportunity to call the sellout tour: Sell Out Boy with Fall Out Boy as headliner

[@myblasterproductions]

Facts

[@asciicatface]

yeahhhh. could include Blink-182 in there too honestly (although maybe their newer stuff is different)

[@Azyne]

i love all their music, but Linkin Park definitely couldve been there too😭

[@Diola_XO]

Nothing in this world is more refreshing than pissing off a bunch of FIR fans and bringing tears to their eyes.

[@Aristomache83]

Honestly, I'm expecting Ronald to turn up in the comments and say some slurs.

[@violetbackedstarling]

​@@Aristomache83 funniest thing is he actually would

[@MuzikBike]

fir trees are cool though???????? 😢

[@pryingeyes1551]

I'd never heard of Kim Dracula, but because of the algorithm, I was tragically suggested the lineup for the Gathering of the Juggalos, and guess who's in there? Kim Dracula.

[@LilacBlooms1]

“Oops all right wing propaganda tour” oh so just your average black metal tour

[@adoramay9410]

Tbf, RABM is a thing, and there are quite a few apolitical black metal bands. But still, yeah, not far off, unfortunately.

[@Notmycanoe]

hello to you tyler “crustbag” youtube

[@ConvincingPeople]

The highly eclectic "We Don't Talk About That One Guy" Tour: Headlined by John Mellencamp and the Dave Matthews Band, with supporting slots by Cult Leader, No Devotion, New Found Glory and Static-X.

[@cryptidproductions3160]

Manowar plays on select nights since one of the guitarists they used after they started rotating band members like used needles got caught with CSM

[@naomi9354]

neurosis absolutely needs to be on that bill

[@ConvincingPeople]

@@naomi9354 To be fair, I was going for acts which wound up kicking out a certain kind of awful person and continuing either under their original name or as a new group with an otherwise identical membership rather than breaking up entirely, but we can make an exception for Neurosis based on just how ugly that was and the possibility that the rest of the band go on to do other things in the same way that Cult Leader did after they stopped being Gaza.

[@louimmature]

GRAPHIC DESIGN!!!!!! YES !!!! GRPAHIC DESIGN!!!

[@TheCamSays]

IT’S HIS PASSION!

[@MetalSam11]

Metallica and Taylor Swift? Now the whole family can go to one concert, and everybody would be happy!

[@Bergur191]

The second you mentioned bands getting softer over time I knew Gojira and Architects would be there😂

[@michipichi0]

This is such a hilarious video idea. I looked up 'falling in reverse' and it's worse than i imagined it could be

[@edgyspaghetti]

Only thing I'm mad about is MSI not being on the kiddie diddler tour

[@JTPxMETAL]

The “Lost Faith” Tour. Former Christian bands. Underoath and As I Lay Dying headline. Reliant K, Gideon, I the Breather, Attack Attack support.

[@RitTF2]

Holy fk how did I not know the “my life is like a video game” is actually a FALLING IN REVERSE SONG WTF

[@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy]

*Warns that he might end up attacking a band someone likes* “hOw dArE yoU mAkE fUn oF mY fAvORitE bAnD!¡!”

[@smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny]

guys we all need to hate on falling in reverse more

[@aspirationrecords]

Why would I hate on a band fronted by a musical legend?

[@smooches-the-deathmetal-bunny]

@@aspirationrecords because that "musical legend" is a rapist

[@adoramay9410]

​@@aspirationrecordsPlease tell me you're being sarcastic. Legend...arily bad, maybe

[@theboinkok2482]

DUDE RONNIE FOUND THIS VIDEO

[@MainDotLua]

smh my head false advertising, didn't actually make fun of my favorite band still - a really fun video! still beyond happy i found your channel about half a year ago!

[@gritonsius1750]

Loved the falling in reverse hate, 10/10

[@philssenphilssen]

It‘s funny that falling in reverse could‘ve been in all of these posters