An Objective & True Five Nights at Freddy's Timeline

Watch the remake here! • An Undeniably Canon Fi...
The video is a joke, if you couldn't tell somehow. Anyway.
For years, many have pondered and debated one simple question. "What on EARTH is the FNaF Lore??" I'm here to provide all the answers. This timeline is 100% factual. Absolutely objective and true. No funny business whatsoever. Scott Cawthon himself told me everything, that's how official this timeline is.
Anyway, make sure to subscribe and share this video with everyone! I spent 4 months on this thing and I'm very happy with how it turned out. Any and all support would be extremely appreciated.
Programs Used:
Adobe Premiere Pro (Main video and most effects were done here)
Adobe After Effects (Certain scenes were put together here for more intricate shots)
Adobe Photoshop (All the Ferdinand scenes were put together here)
Clip Studio Paint (All illustrations and minigame styled images were created here, minigame art was made with the polyline tool)
Fanmade Renders Used:
Funtime Foxy - The Triple A Fazbear Wiki
Molten Freddy - Character Profile Wikia

[@chilliicecream5456]

“The problem with murder robots is that they murder people” ... I mean, I guess that would be a problem

[@webkarma9654]

I see nothing wrong with this, they are completing their expressed purpose perfectly

[@bradycicchini6994]

The floor here is made out of floor

[@joyhennessey4229]

I see nothing wrong here other than my dead son inside Funtime Freddy's child storage tank.

[@edynleaf294]

@@bradycicchini6994 damn I was gonna say that 😭

[@sntggle7115]

I mean they also don't make sandwiches so that's also a tad bit of a problemo to

[@gablava9099]

It is now canon that the reason Micheal hates his brother is because he beat him in uno

[@monke7919]

What do you mean Micheal never had a brother

[@skylarhunter7377]

@@monke7919 Are you kidding me.

[@zachkel7690]

@@skylarhunter7377 watch ahead they forgot he had a brother (Cassidy) who possesses GoldenFreddy

[@theooftroop]

Cassidy Afton never existed, Cassidy Lastname is Golden Freddy. Common mixup.

[@genericname2747]

@@theooftroopCassidy's brother, Firstname is my favorite character

[@twistedaddiction]

"Apparently, Accidentally killing your own child is traumatic or something. Smooth move Mr.I killed 11 children for no reason" That's just brutal lmao

[@ReadTheManga7]

Matpat: Has to costantly remake his timeline. Ooftroop, an intellectual: *Literally solves the lore in one go*

[@broschannel3982]

I liked your comment

[@broschannel3982]

@@waltuh1000 it's a joke😝

[@broschannel3982]

@@Kai_221 nobody asked u

[@ic0nic707]

@@Kai_221 humor is subjective, 2.6m views tells me that people find it funny.

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEo-

[@SlimeBeast-xp7xf]

My favorite part is how 99% of this is technically actually fucking canon, it also makes the spring lock thing make any kind of sense

[@SlimeBeast-xp7xf]

Ironically by making it make less sense

[@stanleysmooth]

It also fixes the Crying Child plot hole in a way that's only slightly dumber than everything else in the lore

[@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119]

The Springlock idea literally makes no sense. It'd cost less just to make more wearable costumes. It seems like William only made it for the sake of making it.

[@ItsSupercat94]

@@stanleysmooth plot hole?

[@rosearah]

@@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119 they’d have to pay more for workers to constantly be in the suit, hiring costume actors is probably more expensive than just investing in an animatronic

[@SlimeBeast-xp7xf]

I love to imagine William didn't even need the five dollars he just remembered that Henry promised him five bucks

[@dream_walker9726]

*im dead*

[@SlimeBeast-xp7xf]

because he's that petty

[@dream_walker9726]

@@SlimeBeast-xp7xf I believe it

[@jeffbezoz6421]

"Henry it's been 5 years you still owe me 5 dollars.

[@deuceplays7948]

That might be true

[@cheifchimney5392]

I love how you put the orange man who is apparently purple guy as William in a raincoat Good job I also love how accurate yet not accurate it is

[@ic0nic707]

willy in a raincoat is not to be confused with me

[@phobosndeimos_]

"I'm off to vandalize Henry's house now, I'll be back." "He didn't come back."

[@Balt2512]

So much for “i always come back”

[@tinygrunt1643]

BUT HE ALWAYS COMES BACK THO

[@strawberrana]

William Afton never comes back

[@tammyoldman6083]

@@strawberrana like how my dad never came back from buying milk

[@maxter0842]

@@tammyoldman6083 nah it’s cool he’s getting the milk from the source

[@muddybuddy3598]

Anyone willingly living in Utah deserves everything coming to them

[@theooftroop]

HAHAHAHAHHA I WOULD PIN THIS IF I DIDNT HAVE MY COMMENT THERE

[@sonicinacar900]

Man can’t believe you just exposed me I’ll never recover

[@Endertoxin]

im unwillingly living in utah because I was born here.

[@bestplot7621]

What even is there to do in Utah besides Zion, anyway?

[@the4tierbridge]

@@bestplot7621 Being an annoying mormon.

[@berry2254]

Watching this video made me realize how weird and ridiculous fnaf lore actually is. I dunno how I just took it for granted before lol Also the idea of Spring Bonnie being William's comfort character is really funny to me for some reason.

[@blafsnartenburg]

Something I want to point out that I love is that both William and Michael kickstarted the lore tragedies through sure unrivaled pettiness (Michael over an Uno game and William over $5) Like father like son

[@emred4653]

finally, many "lore" channels refused to believe the existence of Ferdinand Von Bernard

[@pyromaniaxe3393]

I know he has been in the lore for years

[@Anaveragefan1]

Yes just yes

[@AntiTheRealest]

Haha and they even thought crying child possess golden freddy or idk but they always acknowledged his name as something to make up but it would actually mean he never existed

[@bigpoggers6507]

Yes, the REAL Fredbear is canon.

[@willyhoo2946]

Appreciate that it's implied Fredbear just lived in a ditch somewhere and Henry charged people to see him.

[@crisortiz6439]

Cryptid park

[@alexdaniels345]

Everyone else: william killed Charlie because he want to You: william murdered Charlie because henry didn't give money

[@CeoOfTheFlowState]

Faxs

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

Sir, In honor of this video, I present to you an attempt at an updated addition to the timeline now that security breach is out (for fun). I did my best to replicate the Ooftroop style. Here we go: Edit: I made this before I found out he was going to do an updated version. Oh well. (edit: made some improvements because I remember that this year-old comment exists On the Night of the Glam rock-Gang’s Rock concert, a small homeless child decides to break and enter into the Pizzaplex. Freddy’s emergency security systems kick in, but before he can calmly and efficiently apprehend the criminal he is possessed by the spirit of Malhare, who thought that it would be clever bit of ironic wordplay to make Freddy break a leg while on stage. It was probably a better joke in his head than it was in action. Unfortunately, no one caught the joke, and Malhare’s comedic efforts were fruitless. The homeless child crawls into Freddy’s chest cavity to escape the Pizza-plex security. Ironically, for once, a child manages to hide from the authorities inside of an animatronic on purpose; For most children it's the opposite problem. As it turns out, the boy was actually Cassidy. After having wacky adventures in the multiverse defeating Giygas and freeing the monsters from the underground, he returns to the correct timeline after the part of him that was infused into Michael was freed. Now named Gregory, because he always wanted to be named Gregory I guess, the child vaguely explains to Freddy that Vanessa and her evil twin Vanny are trying to capture him, even though he was completely innocent if you ignore the breaking and entering stuff. Freddy decides to become the homeless child’s father figure, and unwittingly aids the boy on a mission to destroy his fathers legacy, ruin Fazbear entertainment to the point of bankruptcy, and murder his pursuers. The duo has all sorts of wacky adventures. Gregory systematically destroys all of the robots in the pizza plex, Monty Gater, Chica, and Roxanne Wolf. In a sick twisted sense of justice, he forcefully removes the parts of their body attribuded to their worst qualities upon defeating them; Monty’s hands that he was proud of for being sharp and dangerous; Roxanne’s eyes for gazing at herself in the mirror, and Chica’s mouth with which she enforced her gluttonous habits. This incident would later be called: “The Smite of 87” even though the year is 2036 or something. After evading the misleadingly large itsy bitsy spider, clipping through walls by accident due to the impressively terrible architecture of the building; ignoring the glaring mystery of what happend to the animatronic band's former lead guitarist, Bonnie, running away from Vanny exactly once because she's really bad at her job and vanquishing the evil mapbot, the duo manage to sneak downstairs and discover what’s left of henry’s trap; the half destroyed pizzeria. Apparently Henry failed miserably, and instead of climactically freeing the souls the children almost everyone he set on fire survived and amalgamated into the blob, which at the time of discovery could be mistaken for a broken wall texture. Way to go Henry. Apparently, Malhare was infused into an amalgam of Spring-Bonnie action figures and old endoskeletons by Vanny, whose presence in the plot was so infrequent I and probably everybody else forgot she was here. After avoiding the blob, hiding from the now damaged animatronics, and setting fire to the building with buttons from Henry's failed trap, the Blob captures Malhare while the building burns, and takes him back into the Phantom Zone, where he resumes playing Fnaf Ultimate custom night for eternity, now with, like, 20 additional characters. Cassidy has now successfully murdered Vanny and Vanessa, both trapped inside the building; crippled Fazbear Entertainment by flushing millions of dollars down the drain, and created the ultimate military grade robot designed to rip through steel, see through walls, and emit super-sonic screeches to take over the world. The two ride off into the sunset with plans of world domination, and laughing to themselves about the confusing and poorly put together night they just had.

[@goldennoodle87]

This is amazing

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

@@goldennoodle87 Thank you very much. For a long time I considered deleting this because I thought it was cringe.

[@shellyvision9693]

I like how most people complained about you calling Crying Child "Cassidy" but they were completely accepting of Ferdinand Von Bernard.

[@AnonymousMoth]

its universally agreed that Ferdinand Von Bernard is the real name of “Fredbear”, Scott even confirmed it, while Cassidy is more of a controversial fan title.

[@theooftroop]

Slight correction, as you can see in the description all of this information was confirmed to me by Scott Cawthon himself

[@djheird1212]

@@theooftroop I like the idea of Michael only beginning to jumpscare “Cassidy” for the week before his birthday.

[@genericname2747]

Well yeah, Ferdinand is a classic Fnaf character who is important to the lore

[@plumorg6319]

BV being Cassidy is an actual theory with a lot of evidence.

[@somelurker6115]

"he still didn't have any bones" is an underrated line

[@flamingghottea]

Its my favorite line lmao

[@wumpus976]

Seriously HOW DID HE MANAGE TO *LIVE?*

[@Ravenclaw022]

@@wumpus976 his soul possesed his dead body. Just like the other souls the Animatronic suits.

[@wumpus976]

@@Ravenclaw022 yeah, but he still needed SOMETHING to let his body move.

[@Ravenclaw022]

@@wumpus976 indeed my theory is that not all of ennards endosceleton leaved Michaels body (kinda like springtrap but in switched places).

[@Luke-1337]

12:16 “in order to gaze upon the elusive true form of Ferdinand Von Bernard, known most commonly as nightmare fredbear” This assumes that Ferdinand was not completely destroyed, and afton and possibly Henry actually built him as nightmare fredbear.

[@plutodragon4]

This the original timeline that Ferdinand Von Bernard destroyed and remade into what we now know as the Unquestionably Canon Timeline of FNAF. Truly the powers of Ferdinand are limitless

[@SillySocial]

OK BUT I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HOW THE WHOLE POINT OF WILLIAM GOING ON A MURDER RAMPAGE WAS BECAUSE HE COULDNT BUY A MCDOUBLE AND WHEN HE DIES HE LITERALLY MANIPULATES VANI JUST TO GET THE MCDOUBLE

[@familyjansen8839]

Don't forget the Coke!

[@dilancastillo4690]

OoOoOoOoOoOoO now you want to get me a number 9 and a 10 piece chicken nugget

[@bacontimeladsMSM]

Agreed lol

[@Akabalthy]

Macm boiga

[@suspiciouskidisreallycool]

Wow an msmtuber

[@joyshodipo7033]

"William, now a broken man" Moral of story: Dont make a purple psycho order a mcburger

[@joyshodipo7033]

I said plastic abomination, all because of chica

[@joyshodipo7033]

Really its yo babe Will's fault that this happened but I mean who else knew he wanted a mcburger, this canon is to much to comprehend

[@TheJebusCheese]

CHURGER BING

[@meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795]

_Q u i t e l i t e r a l l y_

[@meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795]

14:10

[@MerpWam.4Date]

I like the amount of things that just sound like they would be lore for DSaF, not to mention the exact photos used for the real fredbear.

[@gummyturtles262]

“Whom they based their whole personality off of (what a loser)” that line was amazing

[@songliam61]

I like how all this could’ve been avoided if Henry just gave William his 5 bucks

[@robertlafrance9974]

Yup that's right

[@katiejohnson9510]

True

[@invaderzin1858]

He has a point.

[@blueyindustries8503]

Henry, it’s been 15 years, you still owe me 5$

[@katiejohnson9510]

@@blueyindustries8503 henry: uhhhh sorry i have to go

[@baeenih4933]

Moral of the story: don’t make a 5$ bet to a purple psychopath

[@anaverageyt9804]

I did once

[@cats4me_]

Noted.

[@aestronom1920]

@@anaverageyt9804 shit

[@purpleguy4004]

@@anaverageyt9804 you

[@briftdoard]

@@anaverageyt9804 idiot! (yay now its a full sentence)

[@meemeleem]

1:09 i love william in the background looking absolutely horrified while also doing nothing about it

[@nolmc]

I never noticed that its great

[@ic0nic707]

I just realized that’s a DSaF sprite lol

[@tillusionist9317]

3:14 he LITERALLY got a nervous breakdown in both the real and fake storylines.

[@Combes_]

Waddaya mean 'fake'?

[@nothanks126]

I think my favorite part about this whole thing is that someone with no context to Fnaf could watch this video and think the whole thing was a joke. But then if they actually get invested in the series they will find that at least half of the stuff in this video actually happened. I cannot imagine the confusion.

[@frostbyte2384]

Yea a shocking amount of this stuff is in one way or another true(ish)

[@higueraft571]

Dont forget the Ball Pit Time Machine(tm)

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Yeah

[@boredgeneral770]

As a fnaf fan at took me 2 viewings to realise he was completely taking the piss and not just ‘a random non fan’s guide to fnaf’

[@51stconch]

@@higueraft571 i kept thinking bout this

[@PixelKid1865]

"Jeremy Fitzgerald Sr. is survived by his three sons Jeremy Jr, Jeremy 2, and Lil' Jeremy. The family prides itself on having frontal lobes, faces, and not be animatronic rabbits." LOL I DIED LAUGHING

[@theooftroop]

at last someone read the newspaper

[@theadventuresofkingaidan5880]

Time please.

[@theooftroop]

3:56

[@peanutpaste1402]

@@theooftroop Okay, I get the reference to fnaf 2's Jeremy and Vr's Jeremy. But what's the other Jeremy's reference?

[@theooftroop]

the child named Jeremy that possesses Bonnie

[@elwiito8242]

I really like how you reimagined the lore while keeping some canon stuff, great job!

[@Milanesso777]

Hey there

[@mtbradanox6735]

I’d actually consider this one of my favorite videos I have ever seen on the website. Outstanding!

[@LaserManTheMan]

I love how you managed to explain Springtrap's weird jumpscares and Michael's seemingly complete lack of self-preservation. Great video

[@doggod8152]

Yes

[@Me-wx1mt]

YO SPRINGTRAP HAS LAZER VISION

[@BeachBear64]

5:54 ha ha ha! Let’s…..NOT😂

[@Shadow-cp5er]

Pfft loved the text on The Hurricane Screamer. "He is survived by his 3 sons, Jeremy Jr, Jeremy 2, and Lil' Jeremy. The family prides itself on having frontal lobes, faces, and not being animatronic rabbits."

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

"Can somebody please become a serial killer? That would be more interesting than this"

[@Jazzerizer]

All of this, for 5 dollars. _5. Dollars._ *_5. Fucking. Dollars._*

[@robloxextracrebirthed1060]

Poor Ferdinand he just wanted to say hi but everyone ran :(

[@tinycandleman6020]

"Glitchtrap is a boring name, so I elect to call him Malhare" Finally, someone else gets it.

[@Nate-sq7mw]

ima be real Malhare is a badass name, i get the glitchtrap bit but its not as cool

[@BudDinktrap]

I love Malhare so much as a name :D

[@Adam-mt1bv]

Another good name could be stitch trap because of his name you know I Know it’s a dumb name

[@yoshifan33]

Malhare is great - my personal name for him is Harror (horror + error + hare) :P

[@yousefalkandarialkandari6957]

Or let names slowtrap

[@GraySlicerAnimations]

We all know the real reason that Henry set William on fire in FNAF 6 was because he vandalized his house, and who could blame him?

[@fdstproductions6924]

I like the idea that Henry had no idea about the child murder in this version and so his “darkest pit of hell” comment was exclusively about the vandalism.

[@GraySlicerAnimations]

@@fdstproductions6924 It really does make it even funnier lol. He went through constructing an elaborate scheme to lure and trap Afton in a burning building solely because he vandalized Henry's house and taking out a child murderer was an unknown bonus.

[@simon_is_petrikov]

this is funny man

[@Combes_]

@@GraySlicerAnimations yea, but Henry should've ATLEAST given Will that mcdouble and large coke

[@UrMother._.]

Ok so this kid from my sisters class is trying to tell me the fnaf lore and he’s like “Freddy explodes and Mike and evan play Uno” and “Billiam and Hank open Freddy fazbears” and he’s DEAD SERIOUS😭😭 he thinks this is the real Lore😭😭💀💀💀

[@theooftroop]

tell him that it's not the real lore... that way he has to watch the remake this weekend

[@Lexi_543]

@@theooftroop wait… there’s gonna be a remake? Cool!

[@AleclivesinOhio]

I got a mobile ad during this and it had chug jug with you playing that was probably the funniest part of the video

[@mugmaniac4605]

WAIT I JUST NOTICED WHAT IF THE 5$ FOR LEFTY WAS THE SAME 5$ FOR WILLIAMS MCDONALDS ORDER

[@sonof6802]

Big brain time

[@Dr-Bread]

fnaf , big book fnaf is Henry gave William 5$ , small book

[@kirbosgamegretto]

😳🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠 Mario:Luigi You are smort

[@fisherwoman3611]

LOL

[@nc_yh]

or its the same $5 henry owned william

[@comedictragedy8162]

“please give me money this bear is all i have left” my new favorite quote

[@broschannel3982]

Noice

[@CornCringle]

This statement is correct

[@yeetionary]

alternate title: Ferdinand tells you how a purple man murdered kids via staring at them for prolonged periods of time because of 5 dollars and a photorealistic bear robot

[@BMTEnjoyer160]

4:29 dis is why lefty is 5 DOLLARS

[@alphabulblax1649]

The fact that this video is a hilarious joke while at the same time being 90% accurate to the actual lore should give you an idea of the state this franchise is in

[@danatedawg1018]

Only issues were the order of Fnaf 1 and sister location. Sister location comes before but it didn’t matter tbh

[@StardustLegend]

@@danatedawg1018 I love how absolutely ridiculous it is that the timeline somewhat makes sense, but literally half of the games and lore happen before FNAF ONE

[@jaydenc367]

@@StardustLegend Eh...that's not that ridiculous...it's just a lot of prequel stuff...you should see how Zelda 1 is at the end of a certain Zelda timeline.

[@Patolagos]

@@jaydenc367 People say the FNAF timeline is confusing, but that's because they've never seen Zelda's... Or Mario's...

[@jaydenc367]

@@Patolagos Mario's timeline isn't even fully confirmed actually.

[@bigpoggers6507]

How many people has William accidentally killed by just trying to walk up and have a conversation with them? He kills people by walking up to them and just looking at them, so he has to had killed at least 1 person by mistake.

[@theooftroop]

he only kills someone via staring if he intends to do it, though sometimes if he zones out and thinks about murder he may accidentally strike a person dead he was just having a normal conversation with

[@SkylarGlider]

10,000 lol

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@theooftroop ngl, seems like he does the Dio technique and shoots L.A.S.E.R.S out of his eyes. Maybe they're ultraviolet or infrared

[@Avrauconiteros-Null_One]

@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 cosmic rays

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@Avrauconiteros-Null_One nah, he would have cancer

[@thatonebonkchoyguy]

"Speak to me, William. What twisted acts of evil shall I perform?" "G E T M E A M C D O U B L E" What?" "I ' V E B E E N I N H E L L OR I N A F U R S U I T F O R T H E P A S T F E W Y E A R S, I ' M H U N G R Y"

[@saetiller1849]

this entire video is if DSAF and FNAF fused. i love it

[@mrmylamp3]

The thought that William Afton started his murder spree because Henry didn’t give him his $5 back

[@0CTAVIUS8086]

I will consider this the canon answer no matter what anyone tells me

[@pillowmcnormalman2753]

He was broken. His mind ruined by this ATROCITY he was victim to.

[@insertnamehere4657]

@@0CTAVIUS8086 there’s no proof why William went on a spree so consider that cannon

[@TheJebusCheese]

Scott Cawthon was inspired by how Slender Man just wanted $20

[@roberthouse6587]

“Henry, it’s been 5 years, you still owe me 16 dollars.” “Fuck off.”

[@adriansimonsen6533]

"Cassidy made him draw +4 8 turns in a row." ...Ok maybe he did deserve it.

[@graphitebendy]

Yea... thats kinda overkill.

[@bigpoggers6507]

Dude had to cheat and open 2 packs to do that.

[@x-fun3149]

@@bigpoggers6507 Cassidy just bends space time. He's built different.

[@gavinleonard4848]

38 cards!?!?!?!

[@artsmakesmusic7990]

I love how the further the story goes, the closer the video actually sticks to the lore

[@CaptainT45]

thank you for remaking this timeline for us!

[@erikm8373]

"I'd like a McDouble with a large coke." "Yeah, that'll be five dollars" _This was the moment William snapped_ absolute gold

[@Voltboy1449]

Sir this is a Wendy's I think

[@rusticmaple8771]

"wheres my five dollars"

[@Voltboy1449]

SIR THIS IS NOT A BANK

[@bruhzy2139]

it is now.

[@Voltboy1449]

Are you robbing me?

[@alextuozzo7138]

I'd like to point out that you have given William Afton more motivation in this video with $5 than Scott has in anything

[@theooftroop]

thinkin about how Scott actually gave william a motivation in the first novel and then just completely recharacterized him afterward

[@alextuozzo7138]

@@theooftroop either way $5 worked better

[@Alec11_43]

@@theooftroop Yeah, he kind of drastically changed from serial killer to mad inventor/roboticist springtrap to mad scientist on life support quite quickly.

[@kittens0010]

Immortality?

[@alextuozzo7138]

@@kittens0010 lame

[@xmascritter2383]

I love this video so much and am so excited we're getting a more in depth/reanimated series of it

[@Noxterity]

Theres one already

[@admiral_m_10k35]

I love watching this after the remake bc it shows how your comedy & storytelling have improved and evolved since this one LMFAO

[@m9dln808]

This man figured out the fnaf timeline before matpat! He is the messiah!

[@theooftroop]

let's not get hasty here after all Scott himself sent me the lore pdf

[@L0rdOfThePies]

HE IS THE MESSIAH!

[@ChillCitrus]

MESSIAH

[@themalkman2270]

M E S S I A H !

[@Rudiced]

M

[@Naut7]

I like how the video doesn’t slowly derail like any other joke timeline would but just starts with Ferdinand Von Bernard in hurricane Utah. Wonderful.

[@the4tierbridge]

Hurricane, Utah is canon though?

[@Naut7]

@@the4tierbridge Source? I’ve never heard that before

[@the4tierbridge]

@@Naut7 The books, dummy. It’s where they take place, Also in the scrapped (info tips) from fnaf ar, which confirms them in the game lore.

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@Naut7 It's where the restaurants are in the books, and since they're an alternate universe, the place wouldn't just randomly go to New York or something, so it's most likely in Utah in the games.

[@idostuffig3391]

Do you know any more joke timelines? Couldnt find any

[@firstnamlastnam2141]

This made me realize how little sense it made for Fazbear's Fright to even exist. At least one of the family members would've sued the organizers because of how insulting it is.

[@JamUsagi]

Considering literally everyone in the canon besides Henry and Phone Dude are various states of dead and Henry is mega depressed, makes sense that nobody sued.

[@ic0nic707]

@@JamUsagi I’m pretty sure the original story was that fazbear entertainment had gone bankrupt a long time ago and was long gone by the time FNaF 3 existed ..except FNaF 6 retconned this

[@Cpu_crusher]

If Henry didn’t take the 5$ none of this would of happened

[@alex_ig_]

THE missing childrens incedent.

[@Cpu_crusher]

@@alex_ig_ you are right

[@nastygumbo8426]

Why is no one talking about how Michael started tormenting the crying child because Michael was forced to draw 4 8 turns in a row during an uno game?

[@guncatto2625]

Fun fact that means he used 2 packs of uno cards.

[@ZEUS-lw7uw]

UNO IS NOW WORSHIPPED IN MY HOUSE

[@ponkypink3147]

I would too

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

I would'nt call it tormenting

[@DrewAnimates]

cant blame him

[@v1nce992]

Legend says that Henry still owes William 5$ to this Day.

[@Thou_Shit_Poster]

Best I can offer is a like

[@apollyon2018]

That's why William is always coming back, just give him 5$

[@danielbonani10]

William: Henry, Its Been 30 Years, You Still Own Me 5$ Dollars. Henry: F-U-CK OFF.

[@20_Dollar_Bill]

how come @Mikeyboi isnt harrassing you guys

[@PotatoSqueezer]

@@20_Dollar_Bill who the hell is MikeyBoi?

[@renee1390]

So I’ve been researching the lore of FNAF for a fanfic and holy shit this video is so good. Absolutely nailed like 99% of what happened and did it absolutely beautifully

[@tashamattox7837]

The way that the characters are so Smoove I love it and also Some of them are very messed up like Afton

[@emeraldskits4026]

I love how it's implied that Baby just straight up ripped Michael's pancreas out of his body just for being annoying.

[@insultmeifyouhategod4167]

What’s that

[@clubsandwich6005]

@@insultmeifyouhategod4167 your ‘7 meter defeater’

[@memelurd7341]

@@clubsandwich6005 When I was young I blew up my heater YO!

[@dalnoraes]

however will michael regulate his blood glucose concentration now 😔😔

[@Red-hot-sonic-fan]

@@clubsandwich6005ban-ban is no longer eating your pancreas now that he knows what it is

[@literallyalois2966]

YOU KNOW, IF YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS THE ACTUAL STORY OF DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY'S I'D BELIEVE YOU. BECAUSE THE CHARACTER DESIGNS MATCH SOMEHOW.

[@Wumbonington]

Because the charcacter designs in both games are based off the the actual game characters...

[@literallyalois2966]

@@Wumbonington You do know that freadbear being a litteral yellow bear is one of the jokes in Dayshift at Freddy's right?

[@Wumbonington]

@@literallyalois2966 You said "Character DESGIN'S" impying that you meant more than 1 character.

[@literallyalois2966]

@@Wumbonington Yes.

[@walterken9106]

@@Wumbonington they *"designs"* not *"desgin's"*

[@sirpiss1708]

There’s “the one you shouldn’t have killed” and then there’s “the one I would have rather you didn’t kill but the decision is totally up to you”

[@WaterCupLol]

I'm not here for the Lore I'm here for Entertainment

[@suegarlick9072]

Micheal thought he could stare down the scooper like dad did to them 11 children

[@oq0217]

Xd

[@ale_islost]

Golden comment

[@sheraz9480]

What if Mike.didnt know abut his that

[@suegarlick9072]

@@sheraz9480 Ferdinand told Mike

[@mateotorres4579]

So everything was screwed up by a...Game of UNO and a Double Cheese burger and a coke worth 5$

[@williammitchum4627]

2:50

[@allcapsdown]

@@williammitchum4627 yes

[@Ben7892]

If only Henry paid him that 5$

[@Ro-po2ej]

And ferdinand

[@mateotorres4579]

@@Ro-po2ej Nobody talks about Ferdinand and his New Jersey Pizza Owner eating and Pawn Shop burner

[@everyghoul]

6:24 Finally someone said it. No one talks about the victims of FNaF 2. It always made some sense for the ToyBoys to attack Michael because he would have a criminal record after the whole Fredboy McGhee conundrum of 198*E* and William for you know... petty cause he couldn't get his McWhooper from Donald King. But it didn't make sense why they'd attack Jeremy. They had facial recognition the clothing/uniform wouldn't be a factor cause that's just bad fursuit design. So it make sense that the Barbie Fazbear gang would be possessed from Billy Afton's new batch of murd- I mean casualties. Or yknow maybe they did all just possess Balloonochio cause they were true homies.

[@SmallEggBoy]

9:17 he said it he said the title of the game

[@BestBoi8]

I love how technically correct this video is, since it doesn’t actually share any false info

[@nightcollapse]

Wait the whole the crying child was never there was real?

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@nightcollapse They might as well, saying how they died quicker then William could kill kids!

[@nataliazajac6130]

No real wrong info except beginning with Ferdinand ye and that scary

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

@@nightcollapse false, the novels exist

[@LexisVoyage]

@@nataliazajac6130 FERDINAD SEES ALL KNOWS ALL HE WILL COME TO C L A I M Y O U

[@kira.matsuoka]

"and Michael just magically possessed himself and walked away like nothing happened." huh, wish I could do that when i die

[@ghanig9948]

wouldn't that be kinda uncomfortable?

[@Ploaper]

it would be endless pain with your body parts squished because of ennard and also the lack of bones it would be difficult to walk around or do anything you would also see people you love you like finally die after like thousands of years you'd also have lots of scars there wouldn't also much of you left because as much as you would try to stop them maggots would still eat you it would also be a lot of pain is it worth that? sorry if i gave you a existential crisis

[@guyinbluu]

@@Ploaper if I survive to see Security breach come out in the 41st millenium then yes

[@erinbednarzyk1833]

@@guyinbluu Same NOT

[@TheCybroid]

YOU CAN

[@TerriazeCAPCUTeditor]

Elizabeth death, bite of 83, 6 kids killed, bite of 87, springlock failure, scooped. Fnaf 3 burned, fnaf 6 burned, Williams hell, glitchtrap, burntrap getting taken by blob, *happened because William did not have 5 dollars.*

[@ic0nic707]

5 dollars in the right time can drive anyone to murder

[@mattman92]

I love your style of drawing

[@Molten_Prod]

For a moment I couldn't tell if this was a joke until the jokes were mentioned. "Get me a mcburger" My favorite line.

[@Molten_Prod]

Ok and

[@janrichbaed1330]

@@Molten_Prod ok and billion cheese burger and a 5 dollars and some money for double and 10 cola cola and pizzas and some fredbear poop and yeah that's his order

[@theooftroop]

what on earth are you people talking about

[@Molten_Prod]

I don't know anymore lmao

[@Quapaw123]

I wOuLD LiKe A mCdOuBLe WiTh A lArGe CoKe

[@noone5454]

I love this retelling of the FNaF story. It reminds me of the story told in Portal 2, and how Aperture Science is believable to a certain point, but at the same time, it's absolutely ridiculous.

[@higueraft571]

Wait until you hear about the Ball Pit Time Machine(tm)

[@galarstar052]

honestly the best part is that the actual, real lore is the most ridiculous thing in this video.

[@L-sillybrained]

i mean you’re not wrong -

[@spectralwiitch7544]

I'm gonna burn your house down! With a lemon!

[@commanderAnakin]

@@galarstar052 It really is.

[@e.te.n]

Scott didn’t teach him about Fredrick, he taught scott about fredrick

[@virtual5448]

William secretly still lives today in Burntrap after being burnt.. again and makes thousands of Ferdinand Von Benards every day.

[@somethingpithy8547]

God, I would kill for a legitimate recap in this style.

[@theooftroop]

if only crucial plot elements weren't the most debated things in the lore and I mightve actually been down for that

[@somethingpithy8547]

@@theooftroop true 😔 but still

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@theooftroop i wish we had bendy lore explained in this style with them just wearing masks cause funny lol

[@Avice.]

dont be an afton

[@okinotokay9450]

@@theooftroop gigachad still replying over half a year after

[@Bonicchrackpain]

i honestly think this is better than matpat's timeline.

[@graphitebendy]

It is.

[@viper1757]

It’s certainly funnier.

[@Acountnolongerinuse]

I agree

[@depressedspiderboi6956]

And in only one vid instead of several, what a deal!

[@dekuloveshair5667]

This is a video I watched (positive)

[@Gma2aCouple]

Good drawing skills bro

[@animatingangel7946]

“Father how do you expect me to do that?” “Whoops I couldn’t hear you. I’m going to vandalize Henry’s house again.” That line killed me.

[@dinodude6992]

At point blank

[@player9709]

XD

[@cjaymeme]

Spring Bonnie being William's comfort character is probably accurate to a point. He even based his OC Malhare on him.

[@consueno753]

When you think of it, the FNAF entire lore started whit 2 furry best friends.

[@yammymy]

@@consueno753 💀💀💀💀 WILLIAM IS A FURRY MURDERER FR

[@placeholderdoe]

Also in the first book Afton can’t function long without the suit I think

[@afosandstufflol]

@@placeholderdoe next level furry

[@williamanddaniel3249]

This was hilariously off course and yet stays pretty true to the real lore. The staring thing makes sense tho lmao

[@galaxygamer4923]

Recently watched the newest one and thought i recognized it from somewhere, so glad i was able to find this old gem again!

[@mugmaniac4605]

“I would like a double cheese burger with a large Coca-Cola” yo what about the nuggets

[@theooftroop]

he had nuggets for lunch

[@mugmaniac4605]

@@theooftroop nice

[@Rudiced]

@@theooftroop noice

[@maxmachac9756]

He is a psychopathoc child murederrer, ofcourse he wouldnt want the nuggies

[@RucaDoo]

@@maxmachac9756 even as a murderer, someone who doesn’t get the nuggets is clearly not human and is some sort of demon from hell

[@hollow1279]

Honestly, solid lore there. Some parts I think some were before rather than after, but a surprisingly good retelling of the whole story. It is canon that William killed 5 children, each representing one dollar.

[@nightmacerx7267]

I mean it's a joke video so it's not going to be Perfect with actual lore

[@TheFnFan]

@@nightmacerx7267 this comment was a joke too

[@ic0nic707]

@@TheFnFan I think only the last sentence is a joke lol

[@TheFnFan]

@@ic0nic707 makes sense

[@RastafarianUploader]

OofTroop Got Confirmation From Scott Cawthon, Everything Is 100% True. Read The Videos Description.

[@DitieBun]

despite this being an outdated version of a joke that's still in development this has actually answered some of my questions regarding michael afton, thank you lol

[@coryconlon9955]

Thanks for telling me everything I need

[@HI_IM_MIKO]

3:28 "Cassidy then revealed that he never existed. yea, makes sense honestly, I mean that happens to me with my family members all the time

[@ToppetREAL]

I hate when that happens

[@cosmiccsf5043]

@@ToppetREAL I wouldn't.

[@erinbednarzyk1833]

@@cosmiccsf5043 why

[@TaMarvio2129]

@@ToppetREAL me too

[@sonikdahedgehog9728]

I love when it happens I hate my brother's

[@frozarburst6350]

This makes FNAF more hilarious than it actually is and I love it. Feels like Dayshift at Freddy's humor but with the mainstream lore

[@strelitziamystery21]

Ikr! When I saw Ferdinand Von Benard I was half expecting him to be called *The Real Fredbear*

[@Cowboy8897]

@@strelitziamystery21 me to I had wished to gaze upon his glorious springlocks.

[@missalrightisokay2101]

@@strelitziamystery21 Funnily enough, I think in one of the scenes where they say that Ferdinand Von Bernard ate someone, I think Dave's worried sprite is at the far left in the background!

[@johnrox3554]

Why hello there old sport!

[@madkirk7431]

I thought it was just a few extra jokes until he kept going... then mistook Evan for Cassidy... Then he just kept going, getting things wrong... I hope the video is meant to be a joke...

[@Porygon12Z]

"oops i didnt hear im gonna go vandalize henrys house again ill be back" *he didnt comeback*

[@Constantine_Cvl8]

mustard man being William in a rain coat is amazing

[@AgentF4Z]

So what I've learned from this is, - Michael Afton has a death wish - William Afton became a serial killer all because he couldn't buy a McDouble - Every single child is a guillible rat - William kills people by staring them down - Cassidy (who definitely doesn't exist) caused all of this because he was a god at UNO - Never have buisness partners who don't give you $5 for a McDouble - Malhare > Glitchtrap - Ferdinand Von Benard is the best character in the franchise I'm so glad that this franchise is finally solved correctly.

[@AnimalEnthusiast1789]

Do you honestly think this is the real timeline? IT'S OBVIOUSLY A JOKE!!!!!

[@AgentF4Z]

@@AnimalEnthusiast1789 do you honestly think I was being serious

[@bigpoggers6507]

No, Cassidy who doesn't exist is a CHEATER, he needs to use 2 packs to do that!

[@july7498]

@@AnimalEnthusiast1789 You're obviously a joke

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@AnimalEnthusiast1789 r/whoosh

[@conflictbrooks]

Even though this video is a joke and clearly is meant to make fun of the lore, it's actually one of the best lore explanations I've seen, honestly I think this would be the best thing to show to someone who's new to the franchise since it explains the story to them while also giving them a taste of what the game and the fandom's sense of humor is like.

[@emeraldbat6730]

i showed this to a friend who was new to fnaf and it worked

[@katiefrances531]

i was trying to get my boyfriend to sit down and watch markiplier's security breach playthrough with me as just, idk, something to do together, and he had no idea what was going on. so i kindly showed him this video. and it. worked? it worked??? he understands all of my references now without actually being invested in the series? this video is terrifying just for its power to do that

[@BuddemsMorgan]

This video is how I figured out the lore

[@sheep9291]

I find that this is an art just drawing the best thing I've ever seen

[@KinglyComet]

I completly LOVE the Ferdinand part