an unhinged recap of Desperate Housewives (season six)

and just like that, a second roll of orange tape has met its match
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[@_rockseeker]

Desperate Housewives LITERALLY saved my uncle's life. Every night, my uncle would go out onto our screened in porch to watch the sunset. He always loved Desperate Housewives, and watched it religiously when it was airing. This particular evening, there was some kind of special that aired which made the episode longer, delaying him going out onto the porch. That same evening, there was a drive-by shooting, one car chasing another, shooting at each other. A stray bullet went through our porch glass and lodged into the moulding where his head would have been.

[@AbbyByrne]

what the fuck omg 😭😭😭

[@benzu79]

I still can't believe you're doing these recaps because for how iconic this show was this kind of content for it was next to zero. You deserve way more subs and views.

[@AbbyByrne]

thank you 🥺♥️♥️ we're getting there!!! approaching 1k subs which is soooo wild to me

[@nymeriasyt]

this is so underrated but also I only realized halfway through the video I realized carl and carLOS were two different people. I was like "damn Carlos, you married and divorced Susan, currently married to Gabby and having an affair with Bri, keep it in your pants man!"

[@AbbyByrne]

omg 😭💀

[@strudelnish]

gay katherine is literally HERstory

[@fredrikbermhed2529]

I literally canceled a coffee date to be able to stay home and watch this hahah Thank you for your amazing work. The Bolens are definetly my favourite temporary family. Angie is the best!

[@morgantrias3103]

The way Orson views a teenager drunk driving as equivillent to him, as an adult, running someone over ON PURPOSE, drives me crazy. And I consider drunk driving to be homicide by default, no one's more unnuanced about dui as I am yet somehow Orson's still worse lol.

[@AbbyByrne]

you know what, that's so fair 😭😭😭 I feel the same with drunk driving, and Andrew was obviously def in the wrong, but the two situations are not the same at aaaaall

[@libbychalios7562]

carlos was VILE this season i wanted to blind him again

[@libbychalios7562]

gabby too like she was rlly losing me

[@AGRicker-qu3sq]

I can’t wait for a month from now when I re watch all of your videos again

[@fugitive_]

I love that you dont use clips. You give super detailed descriptions and i really appreciate it cuz i love just listening to these while i do stuff. As far as im aware the only clip youve used is the one of edie(not sure if im spelling it right) from last season and im glad you did cuz she needed her moment!

[@AbbyByrne]

yuuuup that's the only clip I've ever used lmaoo it just felt necessary in that oooone moment ♥️♥️♥️

[@han_str]

OMG PUSHING DASIES??? Can't wait 🤩♥

[@AbbyByrne]

I'm so excited for it too eeeeee!!!!

[@sowol16]

Girl you dont even know I been checking your channel almost every day since your posted the last part. Thank you so much for your hard work😭😭

[@AbbyByrne]

omg I'm glad you are enjoying the series!! ♥️♥️♥️

[@aruchi8530]

I'm so glad you're back, I binged all of your videos haha. This will definitely work as my yearly rewatch of DH

[@RissaLikeLisa]

Well now I'm also excited for Pushing Daisies content

[@annedunwoody3565]

Babe wake up, mother posted !!

[@VikingQueen0990]

I just found you today and have binged the videos of your previous Desperate Housewives videos and I forgot how unhinged this show was when I was teenager and how much I secretly loved it back then.

[@AbbyByrne]

yayyyy glad you're here!!!!

[@fugitive_]

I screamed when i saw you uploaded i am so excited to watch this and to watch any other videos you upload!!

[@jojoxcircus]

Binged and subbed!! Can’t wait for your season 7 video

[@oliviaschofield8335]

I absolutely love these deep dives on desperate housewives!! People need to be educated on the masterpiece that is this series. Your videos are so well done, you deserve so many views and praise

[@25backend91]

Was listening to this at work keep the videos coming

[@thegrimlooper]

Literally have been waiting for something good to be uploaded and lookie lookie ✨

[@browneyedlolita]

Omggg I’ve been watching your videos for the last 3 days cos I love desperate housewives so much ^•^

[@ilovetaylorswift3784]

Thank you queen!!

[@marymargaretleblanc2997]

been waiting on this one!! amazing 😜

[@libbychalios7562]

YUPPPP. i was so waiting for this

[@xprettyhurt9560]

Im so happy you’re doing this and doing it well 👏🏽 I had to start playing the desperate housewives game on pc again

[@AbbyByrne]

YESSS omg. I think I might play it as a livestream for a 1k subscriber special 🙏 I can't wait to create sooo much drama on the lane

[@xprettyhurt9560]

@@AbbyByrne yes yes yesssss I am SO here for it 😆

[@ShannonJ995]

I found your channel like a week ago and I’ve been binge watching these recap videos. I love them! I did however squeal a little when you said you were going to do a video on Pushing Daisies! I hope that’s still in your plan!

[@AbbyByrne]

yesss, that's coming next!! ♥️ It will be a more formal format than this DH series - I'm really looking forward to it!

[@fugitive_]

ALSO CONGRATS ON GETTING OVER 800 SUBS! Ive been watching your sub count but was putting off watching cuz you said you were uploading this season and i missed u hitting it but I see youre over 800 now! Ive been sharing your vids with as many ppl as possible but i dont have many friends lol

[@AbbyByrne]

thank you so much :')))

[@avii332]

So exciteddddd to watch

[@fugitive_]

Can’t wait for more vids!! Have a great day Abby!!

[@fugitive_]

I wouldve donated on kofi but i do not have five dollars 😔

[@AbbyByrne]

you are too kind!!!!! thank you so much 💕💕💕💕💕💕 truly means so much

[@ag9953]

Actually, Marc Cherry wanted Mike to marry Katherine but he was talked out of it, this really shows in the season considering Katherine has literally nothing to do while Susan I think has way too much on her plate.

[@AGRicker-qu3sq]

This is art

[@kSchmidt583]

this season theme was that Susan was clueless. as usual. Love your videos abby!

[@AbbyByrne]

classic Susan 🙄😭

[@devg4159]

I love this so much

[@Bad4L1fe]

Just found your channel last week and I LOVE this desperate housewives breakdown. I can't wait to watch your future series breakdowns. Ps I would love if you'd consider a Why women kill breakdown.🤞🏽

[@AbbyByrne]

ooh I've never watched it but I'll add it to my list of things to watch and see if it feels like a good fit!!! Thanks for the rec! 🙏

[@p0ryg0n34]

katherine was down so astronomically bad this season

[@kaiwancallender2761]

Because that actor was on one life to live for the last couple of seasons

[@joeykosover2899]

MOTHER IS BACK

[@AbbyByrne]

omg 🥰🥰🥰🥹

[@kaiwancallender2761]

Season six of Dutch you have to show to be on to live. Love you.

[@melanietrader]

Yesssss I’m so excited

[@DockClock-rp2ro]

This video cured my schizophrenia.

[@emmyb0t]

the amount of serotonin i have watching this after work before my 2 days off 😩🩷 love your vids sm

[@adriwaww5689]

HOUSEWIVES MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[@user-qi4xd5nv7o]

Can I just say the interactions between Mary Alice and the woman playing Eddie’s mother were some of the most compelling scenes within the series (imo) it’s just jarring seeing Mary Alice with pages of dialogue that’s diegetic and happening in-universe. I just wonder why she didn’t do more for Eddie and his mother from the point she met them up until she killed herself

[@AbbyByrne]

totally agree that the scenes are amazing!!! I love the Eddie episode. As for Mary Alice not doing more, I suppose that just serves to highlight how much is happening within our communities that we aren't systemically equipped to handlle? We see so many people reaching out to Eddie as a teenager-Bree, in particular, gives him a lot of encouragement, and talks to his mother on several occasions. For me that really highlights various shared experiences-Bree and his mom, as alcoholics-and Lynette and Eddie, as children of alcoholics. Thanks for your comment!!! There really is so much to discuss with Eddie and the themes the flashback episode brings up

[@user-qi4xd5nv7o]

@@AbbyByrne Very similar to the conclusion of the Arthur Shepard story arc involving Lynette. Sometimes life tends to go on and everything isn’t wrapped up w/ a pretty bow on top. Very much true to the central themes of this series

[@voidfly]

Tbh I don't even see the point of these relationship lines at this point. They're supposed to make you understand what's going on more not less😭😭

[@AbbyByrne]

it's more about painting big picture than any of the individual lines. I'm interested in how DH functions within its genre and how it uses soap conventions, mystery conventions, and dramedy conventions in each season-all within the restrictions put on the writers by the studio/the conventions themselves-that big picture is the purpose of the wall.

[@desireeportmann8393]

Wow I love your videos and it must be a lot of work for desperate housewifes and a lot of notes and are you going to do 7&8?😊❤😮

[@AbbyByrne]

yess! My wall is set up for season 7 so I'll be filming in the next few weeks! 🥰♥️

[@desireeportmann8393]

@@AbbyByrne yay!

[@heidifrost3943]

Catherine and robin is my favourite story line I love gay Catherine!

[@jazminashton]

Yesssssssssss

[@afeast4crows]

The morning show also has a similar wlw storyline and is better than And just like that ✨

[@kavlara]

Idk who u are but subbing because Desperate Housewives is just.❤”Yes…”

[@AbbyByrne]

yayyy welcome!!

[@25backend91]

🔥🔥🔥

[@marymargaretleblanc2997]

girl drop your venmo these videos have brought me sooo much entertainment and ik u are not making money off these like u deserve ❤️😜

[@AbbyByrne]

omg 🥺😭 my venmo is ripabby 🤓♥️

[@srimightbeshady]

This is just too impressive but also gay Katherine ❤❤❤❤

[@fugitive_]

59:47 im about to cry omg i hope they get together omg omg pleaseeee i need lesbian representation 😭

[@Ben_021]

Llllloooovvvvvveeeeee❤❤❤