an unhinged recap of Desperate Housewives (season seven)

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[@AbbyByrne]

🎊🍷 Renee Housewarming Party 🍰🎉 everyone say hiiiii Reneeeee

[@benzu79]

Hi Renee 🎉 (but in Ben's naur accent)

[@cassiehumphreys1222]

Hi Renee welcome to the lane :)

[@CassandraMzizi]

Welcome to the lane Renee. You should try my homemade carrot cake. (Hands over the cake)

[@user-qi4xd5nv7o]

Hi, Renee, I know you’re just Wilhelmina Slater’s doppelgänger and equally fabulous. Wouldn’t it have been cool if her character from Ugly Betty just moved onto WL after ugly Betty had been cancelled

[@strudelnish]

hiiiii renee we love u queen 🫶🏻

[@benzu79]

I'm so excited for your recap of this season that I don't know if I will be mindful of why I was invited to the section. Also Susan's OF era was so ahead of it's time.

[@miloulay]

It's like you knew i was about to eat dinner when you uploaded this gem

[@bombseel]

Vanessa Williams being added to the show is everything to me. A MOTHER

[@user-qi4xd5nv7o]

You lived, served kidney, and then you died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now that I’m rewatching this season as well, I wish the Beth character didn’t exist and Paul had showed up to Wisteria Lane with Renee in tow.

[@AbbyByrne]

lmaoooo can you imagine if Paul actually had the rizz to pull Renee... That would be crazy 😭😭😭

[@user-qi4xd5nv7o]

I feel like seasons seven and eight structure didn’t work without the “new, mysterious neighbor” arc. Paul Young and Felicia’s ongoing conflict + Gaby’s stepfather in the subsequent season just wasn’t strong enough as a central “mystery”. Sure, it’s unrealistic that these random people move onto the street (Betty, Gloria, Patrick, Arthur, Dave, Bolens, Mayfairs) and only last for a year or so before their dirty laundry is unearthed…but that’s part of the charm of the show having these new neighbors show up every season w/ the ladies converging w/ their mess

[@AbbyByrne]

all fair! I think for me the seasons 4-6 mysteries have so many weaknesses that I prefer the character-centered approach to s7-8! But the Paul mystery def isn't as intriguing as like, the s1 mystery.

[@morgantrias3103]

The fact they realise he didn't really have a gun and go straight to "oh we better bury his body in the woods and cover it up" rather than "well we can get the gun from the safe and put it in his coat as he claimed it was" ruins the whole series. The fact she never mentioned that he had assaulted her a child is imaterial: it happened in Mexico, and she had told her friends, mother, the nun and her THERAPIST, plus he had FAKED HIS OWN DEATH ALREADY. Carlos hit him on the head ONCE so he used reasonable force. By no stretch of the imagination would a rich man with good community ties in the USA go to prison for knocking out an illegal immigrant who broke into his home and threatened to rape his wife.

[@natasa3412]

Been watching previous recaps for the last couple of days 😍 You are an icon ❤️

[@adriennebrown3212]

the fact that i only have two of these left is insane

[@jkv1377]

Mother has posted 🙏🏻

[@fredrikbermhed2529]

As always, thank you for your amazing work!

[@CreativeC13]

I love how the first one I'm recommended is Season 7 😂 so excited though I love this genre!

[@fugitive_]

Aaa thank you for the shoutout 💕also the wall looks CRAZY I am excited!!

[@jessicamalca]

the Actor that playes Keaths father also plays Liam Corts Step Father in 90210 and Sam Evans father in Glee

[@lisafollin8754]

-and Clark Kents dad on smallville 😎

[@izzyjoshuadavis]

Yay! I got a shout out! Anyway, I'll be watching this for the next two hours.

[@AbbyByrne]

yayyy hope you enjoy!! ♥️♥️ Thank you again for your support! :')

[@avii332]

I LIVE FOR THESE VIDSSSSS

[@kasyoung]

always look forward to these videos! slay ❤

[@kasyoung]

literally so excited to watch this aaaaahhh

[@ruusunpuna7749]

This dropped at the perfect time, I have an illustration deadline I need to make for tomorrow and I’ve been rewatching all your recaps! These are my fave videos at the moment! (Also lesbian Bree rights 😤)

[@ruusunpuna7749]

I made the deadline! Also this video rules, I feel like I am the exact target audience for this content.

[@xprettyhurt9560]

I am sooo ready for this 😁

[@lcsd97]

Great video!

[@fugitive_]

AAAAA I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THIS!! I can’t today but I will be watching this first thing tomorrow when I wake up!! Eeee and congrats on 1K!!!! U deserve way more!! I can’t wait for your channel to pop off. I know people have to recognize the work and dedication you put into your videos! 🩷🧡❤️

[@mrs.eileen8620]

The way I panicked when I heard my name 😂 I love your videos!

[@AbbyByrne]

🩷🩷🩷

[@kSchmidt583]

shes back!

[@juliescrochetpieces]

Great analysis again, I loved your recap just like the others :) thank you for your videos!

[@fugitive_]

Abby I fell asleep during this video and woke up to you saying “paul young’s death” 💀

[@AbbyByrne]

helpppp 😭

[@folklorelp]

guys, i intorduced my girlfriend to dh and she loves it. she is part of the lesbians for bree committee, i hope you're all proud of me

[@user-qi4xd5nv7o]

Leggoooo, babyyy! 🎉

[@CassandraMzizi]

Slay

[@puppymo9332]

not me being first

[@puppymo9332]

anywho i love desperate housewives let’s do this

[@AbbyByrne]

yippeeeeee 😁🫂