recapping riverdale for the plot (part 1)

[@margaretetc1524]

so glad to hear that archie likes music. was worried for a second that there wouldn't be a hard-hitting plot in this show

[@uncarley]

if you ever feel like the show isnt tackling important issues just remember that archie likes music AND football

[@kellystan4597]

High school musical ran so Riverdale could sprain an ankle 🙌🏻

[@CMThota]

PLSSS@@kellystan4597

[@macgirl1234]

​@@kellystan4597😂😂😂

[@JordanS-ww4eu]

@@uncarleyyou’re my best friend I really like you Carley ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@celestiialdreams]

jenny nicholson and mike's contribution to the culture is never-ending

[@uncarley]

honestly this is so true

[@SorayaOnTheTube]

@@uncarleywe need a collab

[@beckyginger3432]

Whose Mike?

[@marlou4863]

@@beckyginger3432 mike’s mic 🫡🫡🫡

[@georgie488]

that TVD video changed me

[@joshuab9226]

I wonder if it would even be possible to do a hinged recap of Riverdale. It’s a fever dream.

[@uncarley]

honestly fair

[@mielleflower]

that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats. the epic highs and lows of riverdale's insanity.

[@esprterra]

good luck lmao

[@addison3005]

@@mielleflowerI thought you were gonna say high school football 😭

[@thatonebadasslighter]

@@addison3005 oof same 😂

[@samwhich2707]

Jenny Nicholson, Mike’s Mic, and Uncarley are the trifecta of terror of drama tv show recaps. Their constant cultural resets cannot be overstated

[@user-sm6tm5jg9u]

I would even add in Nicole Rafee

[@ripwednesdayadams]

yes! i shrieked when i saw this upload bc this is a wild saturday night for me in my 30s 😂

[@Saintofthedreamsong]

@@user-sm6tm5jg9uyes thank u

[@limonagrio7777]

I had watched Jenny Nicholsons TVD video an embarrasing amount of times

[@Saintofthedreamsong]

@@limonagrio7777 I’ve watched some of her videos an absurd amount of times, you aren’t alone friend

[@abbie2530]

Calling Jason’s funeral his wedding on accident at 29:45 made me laugh harder than it should have

[@uncarley]

unfortunately i am dumb

[@elalala576]

​@@uncarleyor a genius

[@Robert_Jacobs]

Best Freudian slip

[@TheGoosebumpsGirl]

Cheryl would react the same way at his wedding let’s be real

[@quinzequinze]

You’ve reminded me that the sentence “the ghoulies are bringing jingle jangle into southside high” is why I stopped watching this show

[@uncarley]

hahaha FAIR

[@Hotsingesl]

i love reading a few comments before i watch the video sometimes

[@knavehart]

its cheesy as fuck - as they tried to hammer in anything they can from the comics, and Archie history, while they also wanted it to be "drama"

[@hockeygrrlmuse]

It's really right up there with "Somehow, Palpatine has returned" and "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"

[@JaysieeisyaJ]

Oh no, that's the line that kept me watching. I was like "This is getting so silly, so absurd, so utterly ridiculous and I love it." And every single season they turned that ridiculous knob up just a little bit more until they finally reached 11! Twas such a fun ride and the less serious they took themselves the better it got, imho.

[@mtver8348]

I think we can all agree that all of Archie's plotline in season 1 (i.e. music vs football) could have been solved had he watched High School Musical

[@uncarley]

so true bestie

[@AxelBain]

This is also his conflict in the final season, you know, the season AFTER he becomes bulletproof and a comet hits Riverdale; he has to choose between poetry and basketball lmaooo

[@SLatios]

I...can't tell if this parody or not

[@Nobody_7102]

my favorite is always the fact that Cheryl and Jason and Polly being the same ages but not the same ages because Jason and Polly are a thing and the three of them are "older" but not. and Polly is Betty's older sister and then Cheryl's the same age as Betty and V... yeah, brain hurts trying to think about it, lol

[@uncarley]

they retcon cheryls age so bad in this show

[@jortsofficial173]

Cheryl and Jason were just twins of like. The heart or something. Not the womb ig

[@beerenfro8502]

And the easy explanation would be that Jason like skipped a couple grades or something but that might make the show too easy to understand

[@salmieesalmon]

i always just thought that cheryl was older but because of all that went down she had to repeat a year or two in school

[@Emmysn0w]

They really could have left her being older then Betty and V like would it really have mattered

[@sophiecasa0026]

carly sacrificing her soul for us yet again...we truly don't deserve her

[@uncarley]

anytime bestie!

[@colorcraze138]

Knowing this video was inspired by comedy legend Michael’s microphone is exactly what I need to get thorough this week

[@Nana-km4gw]

Michael’s microphone 😂😭

[@uncarley]

his legal name

[@CMThota]

@@uncarleyMichelangelo Microwave

[@XcaetanaX]

Factually and contractually

[@PZW_]

Pops is so iconic. He’s so unproblematic but so helpful. Riverdale just wouldn’t be Riverdale with out him

[@uncarley]

literally an unproblematic king trying to run his small business

[@PZW_]

@@uncarley pops is the Riverdale king, not me being salty af when Tabitha ran the dinner instead of pops…(also might be because I’m a hard core Bughead shipper)

[@daisymae6]

*SPOILERS!!!* Okay but Cheryl Bombshell saying “You did a bad thing daddy, and now everyone knows” after finding out what happened to Jason is iconic.

[@uncarley]

YESSSS

[@katie-allen]

Just a thought, maybe edit this so that there are a bunch of returns before the actual spoiler so that people can’t see it unless they choose to expand the message

[@emmie_masters]

This whole video is a spoiler - if you don’t want to be spoiled than what are you even doing in this comment section/video to start with

[@katie-allen]

@@emmie_masters oh I’m done with the video, and I watched season 1 of riverdale anyway. I just thought since OP wrote spoiler at the top, that maybe she was trying to prevent other people from seeing the spoiler unless they wanted to, and so I was trying to help her accomplish that successfully

[@hectorrobertocontrerasmiranda]

an hour and a half of Carley!? AND IT'S ONLY PART 1!!!!!!? What a queen!

[@uncarley]

yesssss

[@FulufheloCharms]

Carly finding the storyline in the Riverdale plot salad is impressive.

[@uncarley]

i really tried my hardest

[@ripwednesdayadams]

“the pussycats see this happening follow him and beat the shit out of him. they are also singing out tonight from rent while they do this.” i think i may need to watch riverdale for that scene alone 🤯

[@uncarley]

its ICONIC

[@iluvcheergurl99]

I am so excited. I binged the first 3 seasons immediately before getting sent to the psych ward and haven't watched an episode since. cannot WAIT to see what I've missed

[@alittleblawg]

Never did i think I would read a sentence w such a twist but it’s a highlight of this month for me

[@uncarley]

this is a novel

[@marymurphy1877]

the amount of ways this sentence can be taken... is inspired.

[@schoo9256]

Hope you're doing better

[@benedetta8450]

have you ever shared this story online before? i vividly remember reading this somewhere back in 2021 and it made my fucking day

[@aalllllllexx]

The retcon of Cheryl's age actually pissed me off bc the whole first season, she and Jason are Polly's age so significantly older than Betty and the gang but then randomly Cheryl is supposed to be the same age as everyone but they still acted like Jason was Polly's age even though he and Cheryl are twins?

[@babyfaceweeb8937]

The only thing that can make this okay is that Cheryl got held back.

[@aalllllllexx]

@@babyfaceweeb8937 got held back twice with no acknowledgement is my head canon but I think if I'm remembering the bits and pieces I kept up with, they retconned her actual age too not just her grade

[@rachelr.5171]

I refuse to watch Riverdale so I need this series. Thank you for your service.🙏

[@uncarley]

honestly happy to spred the gospel of riverdale

[@thedumplingshow99]

Oh babe you CHEWED with this. This is what the girls live off of, other girlies wading through the murky depths of questionable yet iconic teen dramas

[@rontanamo_bae]

She truly DEVOURED queen behaviour 👑

[@uncarley]

omg thank you

[@alyxually]

carley touches on something I, a marketing-finance-student, has always worried about in riverdale: how do they have so many events and where do they get the money from

[@uncarley]

this towns budget is insane

[@RRed19]

Perhaps money laundering? With all the crazy shit that happened in the show, I’d say that would be the LEAST unusual thing.

[@AxelBain]

Definitely Clifford and then Hiram bc the second Hiram started funding SoDale the entire town lost its entire budget and had to be reincorporated; I guess Clifford and Hiram just love a party😭

[@brittnibickford2199]

Carley’s face going in and out of phantom of the opera mode with the projector is everything, truly.

[@uncarley]

OMG

[@rosie-ej4bg]

this crossover event of carley and mike is single-handedly curing my depression. in the words of mike, a “galactic slay” to say the least.

[@uncarley]

i love this

[@thesuitshow9944]

I almost screamed when mikes mic was mentioned, truly incredible

[@m0derately.g0th]

the way mike’s mic revolutionized youtube in the 2020s…. will never be forgotten

[@deggebär]

No actually it was Jenny Nicholson, wasn’t it!? 😂

[@chloeclarke9495]

I am so here for people in their unhinged recap era!! Between Mike’s Mic recaps for tv shows and Cari Can Read recaps for books, we’re so blessed!!

[@shannonhardy9237]

omg cari can read too! truly a trifecta

[@jito7377]

I pitty all the universes, where Jenny Nicolson didn't kickoff this iconic party.

[@aexcoven]

yessss they're all part of the girly's multiverse of recaps

[@xLiLlyx98]

​@@shannonhardy9237I love how my first parse of this sentence was "omg cari also possessed the ability to read" 😂 even though I am indeed familiar with her channel and have developed an obsession with her Shadowhunters recaps

[@sophiaisabelle01]

We appreciate how detailed and in-depth this analysis is. We will always support you no matter what happens.

[@uncarley]

omg thank you so much

[@stretchmonster]

I've never even watched Riverdale, but I love watching all of these deep dive videos. It's like hanging out with a friend who's seen the show ten times and is walking me through all the characters and all the crazy twists and turns.

[@uncarley]

omg this is so kind

[@xLiLlyx98]

This is the special interest info dump I am truly, 100% here for 😂😂

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

Riverdale is 100% going to be remembered as one of the 2020s teen culture icons!

[@uncarley]

YES

[@MorganVsTheInternet]

@@uncarley 💜I can wait for the recap of seasons 3 and 6!

[@maggieslibrary]

carley accidentally saying jason’s wedding instead of his funeral made me laugh so hard 😭 i love your videos so much

[@uncarley]

NOOO

[@maggieslibrary]

@@uncarley it just makes it better honestly

[@karleyjags]

never forget that kj apa actually broke his hand punching the ice in the s1 finale

[@uncarley]

WHAT

[@xLiLlyx98]

That some viggo mortensen shit 😮

[@emclaire7027]

I truly believe with all of my heart that in like ten years everyone is going to recognize Riverdale for the insane masterpiece of television it is

[@uncarley]

literally you are so right

[@torrejohnson3940]

i can’t wait for my daughter to be 13/14 and show this to her and all her friends

[@Issynothere]

Can’t wait for one of the most iconic Archie line next time “That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”

[@uncarley]

that is LITERATURE

[@bunnies4life354]

I searched yt hoping to find a mikes mic-inspired unhinged recap of riverdale and I could not be more thrilled and horrified to find this

[@abbybroe2590]

carley’s videos are like jingle jangle to me

[@uncarley]

STOP

[@notlittlevamp]

of course i couldn't bare to watch a whole season of that damn show but i will definitely listen to carley talking about it for more than an hour and a half 🙏

[@uncarley]

thank you!

[@Alisha_Seikh]

Jenny Nicholson , Mike's Mic and Cari can read had already raised the bar but you reached it Uncarley.. All of your sacrifices will always be remembered

[@missamvmaker]

The way I was all in on this show until babies started levitating. Please make more of these I must know what on earth happened

[@uncarley]

hahahaha

[@riftgift]

I watched the majority of Riverdale while high off my ass recovering from a surgery, which I though made it more surreal - but no, apparently it's just like that and medical grade painkillers changed nothing

[@sophsoph456]

i watched riverdale religiously until the end of season 4 and like when you watched it every week for years it makes sense even when it doesn't but hearing carley describe the first two seasons....how did the show get off the rails that quickly

[@uncarley]

you are in for a RIDE when we get to the last season

[@drouzicz]

​@@uncarleynah season 7 is pretty chill but boring, 5 and 6 are super weird lol

[@tunafish5462]

SAME but at the begining of season 4. Cheryl saying "Your name may be Honey but I will always be queen B, you have no power over me" was my last straw. I think I turned off my laptop right there and never looked back.

[@xLiLlyx98]

​@@tunafish5462but... But that's a completely normal Cheryl sentence 😂😂 but idk, even though it was kinda "dark academia" type beat I also never finished season 4... Dunno why

[@mathildeprobansky5297]

Carley, the sacrifices you make for us is actually too kind of you. Like you are truly the hero we don’t deserve babe. Another day, another slay

[@uncarley]

honestly thank you bestie

[@ilmaah3021]

season one was just so iconic... vixen tryout dance battle, dark betty, im weird im a weirdo, sisters of quiet mercy, third cousin baby, the gang watching whats on the usb, archie punching through ice (and kj apa actually broke his hand doing this)..

[@xLiLlyx98]

I've always wondered how that damn USB ended up in that jacket. Like, why would you record, save onto USB, and put it in the jacket? Also that sucks about his hand 😮

[@reese5405]

As a big riverdale fan who believes it is perfect and high camp i have been waiting FOREVER for someone to do an unhinged recap of the show. Thank you so much for this🙏

[@drouzicz]

this used to be me

[@ladygaygay94]

Carly I mean it 1000000000% when I say this couldn’t have come in at a better time. I got paid, I’ve got wine, I have fantastic fancy cookies, and now an hour and a half recap of the wildest show on TV from the funniest most unhinged person on KZbin? Literally a gift on gift on gift. Happy Saturday bestie!!!

[@uncarley]

yessss this night seems like a DREAM I'm so jealous

[@ripwednesdayadams]

yes! i shrieked when i saw this upload bc this is a wild saturday night for me in my 30s. a xanax, a pint of ben and jerry’s and a recap of the most unhinged show in recent memory by one of the funniest women on yt after a stressful week. carly is truly a gift. 🙏🏼

[@umariwtf]

@@ripwednesdayadamsPLSSSS

[@gimandri5577]

@@ripwednesdayadams if my 30s gonna be like yours i'm excited

[@zoeb1313]

I was obsessed with this show in high school omg. But as soon as you called ms. Grundy america's favorite groomer, I was like "Colleen Ballinger?"

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Having watched all of Riverdale it's weird to hear about it being a normal teen mystery drama and not a time-travelling superhero supernatural, heaven v hell epic.

[@gold_dustwoman]

The fact that these students are supposed to be 15 in the first episode just tells me everything I need to know about this show

[@uncarley]

tv shows love to have a 35 year old play a 15 year old

[@gold_dustwoman]

@@uncarley truee

[@shivanijoshi9252]

When the season i finale ended with jughead putting on the serpents jacket I was GAGGED! There was so much potential for this show post season 1 lmao how far we’ve fallen from grace 😂

[@uncarley]

YESSS

[@shivanijoshi9252]

⁠​⁠@@uncarleywhen the imagine dragons song started playing????? Not you making me want to rewatch s1 😂 Also I’m squealing!!! Omg I’ve been watching your videos since the prince harry video and I’ve never looked back lol. ❤

[@GraveyardShift-tl6ri]

considering i stopped watching after season 1 finale in high school this should catch me up wonderfully. thanks carley. also jughead randomly bursting into song during an argument in the musical episode is everythingggg. comedy gold edit: it's literally been so long that i forgot i actually watched until the end of s2 i believe. my god

[@uncarley]

the musical episodes are god tier

[@ErinnPG]

I just love all of the words & slang terms on Riverdale that out of context sound like /you/ are in fact the one on jingle jangle. Like imagine having a real life convo with half of this stuff.

[@alicesophie123]

I cant believe Cheryl was banned from giving a eulogy at her brother's wedding!

[@lfuturetone]

The fact that I had a Riverdale fan account when I was eleven and now I am a legal adult is insane ... loved this throwback

[@JNDReacts]

So let me get this straight. The show was filmed in *Vancouver and one of the main characters has a maple syrup dynasty, and yet somehow we’re expected to believe that the town of Riverdale exists in the United States?

[@gen5574]

I've seen some maple syrup farms around Massachusetts/New Hampshire, entirely possible if it's a state near the Canada border imo

[@wholefoods_parmesan]

The town of Riverdale is set in Rockland county, New York (relatively close to NYC) Hiram mentions it in one of the later seasons when we get a backstory ep about him

[@pounsyboi]

one of the mob bosses is named papa poutine

[@vansunshine8209]

WAIT so betty is dating her half-brother’s half-brother??!!!! and penelope and hale are dating??? WHY SO MUCH INCEST

[@chlo_espence]

I’d completely forgotten this but the bit about Betty inviting Archie to go to the dance with her AND Veronica just reminded me that my friend kinda did this at our high school prom (convinced the guy she liked and our other friend, who he originally asked, to go with her in a trio) Friend #1 and that guy are now married and expecting a baby, so I guess it’s not always a bad idea 🤷🏻‍♀️ Anyway, love this so far, thank you for doing the lord’s work 🙏

[@uncarley]

i love a high school polycule

[@liluziintrovert]

The "publish hit piece on Alice" plotpoint is so funny because you learn oh yeah Alice hates the serpents but when she was young she was in them and got arrested" but if anything thats just her reason for hating them. Like she could just be like "yeah i was young and dumb, got arrested, and realized i hated them"

[@b4rbarbar]

Girl, I never watched a single episode of Riverdale, but I'm so here for this new 'unhinged recap' genre here on KZbin (all praise mike's mic for blessing us). I thoroughly enjoyed your recap and laughed so much, thank you!!! 💙💙

[@uncarley]

omg thank you! mikes mic really made a whole new youtube genre

[@despairgirl8781]

Carley I’m screaming begging and crying for part two. I can only watch this video everyday for so long

[@br4ttyb4b3]

1 and a half hours of uncarly commentary on iconic pop culture moments is literally a wish come true. I've never clicked on a video faster and I always go to your videos right away lol

[@uncarley]

omg this is so kind thank you

[@zoelynnesmith]

Over an hour of unhinged content? Thank you mom! We love you!

[@uncarley]

anytime baby

[@snowlondon8642]

jenny nicholson’s tvd recap, mike’s pll recap, haley whipjack’s ongoing ouat recap, and this are truly the holy quartet

[@iwouldgiveyouthemoon_]

omg fr!!! also cari can read’s recaps of acotar and the mortal instruments

[@schwarzroterose]

By now I put the Riverdale recapping saga on during work. It grounds me. Reminds me my life is as basic as it gets.

[@PZW_]

Wait…so Cheryl is 15. Jason and her are twins so Jason is 15. Betty is 15 and Polly is her older sister. So Polly is older than Jason. HOW MUCH OLDER IS SHE THEN JASON???

[@kasiafields6377]

They LOVED. Ringing up that serial killer gene. For anyone wondering: that’s been proven to not be a thing.

[@brookeworm18]

1. Do what you want on your channel. I’m here for your take on things, whether they’re book videos or whatever! 2. IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS. RIVERDALE IS A FEVER DREAM AND I LOVE IT.

[@uncarley]

thank you so much!

[@NikELbErGErBergel]

i followed you for the books and mikesmic for the reality tv show stuff years ago so this tv show arc is everything to me now. This is the crossover we needed

[@uncarley]

omg thank you!

[@abigailnelson1656]

"You're next sinner!" *Happy and up beat ad starts*

[@katarzynarawska9999]

I listen to your videos at night, you make taking care of my toddler a little bit more bearable and I feel less alone 🤭 thank you for posting, going to sleep with my headphones on so probably I will restart few times 😅

[@uncarley]

this is so lovely! thank you so much for watching and sharing!!

[@soaphi7069]

YESSSSSS seeing so many of my fave commentary-type KZbinrs dabbling in epic Mike & Jenny inspired recap/deep dives BRINGS ME SO MUCH FUCKING JOY!!

[@uncarley]

they are the blueprint

[@aidansmith266]

I appreciate the chapter titles as an added layer to really add to the hingeless behavior exhibited in this recap.

[@uncarley]

honestly thank you

[@jaceestapp]

The Jughead U of I storyline always had me cackling. It's spoken about like such a prestigious thing and when we see him at Iowa, it's a beautiful dorm building if I remember. I grew up 30 minutes away and have been there quite often. It's a huge drinking school with modern dorm buildings and is basically just a school based on hype 😂

[@SidKnee380]

As an Iowa State alumni im here for this Iowa slander. Not that Iowa state is much better tho.

[@ivasohimo]

47:05 fun fact: kj apa actually broke his hand while punching the ice to save cheryl, hence why that scene is so rough and bloody

[@Finley.ghostface]

1:14:30 actually is possible. cheryl fainting seeing her dead fathers twin brother is not crazy, i know this, cause it happened to me. i didnt faint, buttttt i did freak out. my grandfather had an identical twin (their old so a few differnces now yk) but he walks up to my granfathers funeral arm in arm with his now widowed wife. My great uncle, holding the arm of my dead grandfathers, his identical twins wife. istg, i almost screamed.

[@uncarley]

oh i would do the same thing

[@ellislol24]

i will never understand why they forgot about the whole archie being groomed plotline, you're telling me a 15 year old boy was groomed and just didn't suffer mentally at ALL because of it?? couldve been so interesting to see him work through that in s2 but nooooo the black hood needs screentime to kill ppl

[@bloom.11.25]

Actually in a later season they touch on this and that he finally understood the gravity and how it affected him in hindsight

[@smaragdapapadopoulou7807]

I love how "The Southside Serpents" is introduced as a legit *criminal* organisation, and by tye fourth season everyone is part of it, snd there are 12year olds wearing tgeir merch irl

[@Cynoate]

Never seen Riverdale but I will be on the edge of my seat for part two

[@uncarley]

hahahaha yesss

[@LucasLucasLucasLukas]

I can't wait to find out how we went from a seemingly normal teen murder drama to the cast having to do musical numbers

[@uncarley]

oh its WILD

[@jessicacarter5822]

KZbin asked me if this was a good recommendation for me and why - i clicked the useful option. we all need a 1.5 hr riverdale recap bestie

[@uncarley]

omg happy youre here!

[@hockeygrrlmuse]

Not even five minutes in and I'm already learning previously inconceiveable facts about the Riverdale universe such as there being an extra season in the calendar year

[@MatthewMangan-xl8ik]

THIS👏🏼IS👏🏼EVERYTHING👏🏼!!! Mike’s Mic is an icon, his a legend! This is going to be so FARKING messy….I can’t wait 😂😂

[@uncarley]

I LOVE HIM

[@Summers-t4z]

I genuinely forgot that they are supposed to be 15 like no way no one who is 15 looks like them or even acts like them

[@lollel2694]

Did I stop watching Riverdale after season 1?? Yes. Did I lose interest in this show really fast after S2, ep 2? Also yes. But am I going to watch an almost 2 hour long deep dive on this show? Oh hell yeah, absolutely!!!1

[@uncarley]

oh you are missing out it gets INSANE

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

I loved season 1!! I think it’s the best season. When you finished talking about season 1 I was legit scared the video was gonna end, I’m so glad you did s 1&2! I will deff be excited to see more of this. Had some good laughs at your commentary of it.

[@uncarley]

!!! season one goes HARD!

[@coffeechapters2102]

Riverdale is genuinely so unhinged it’s unreal. I’m currently on season 6 and I stopped because I got lost 😂 but now I want to go back and finish it all

[@septiceye_3706]

Babe, new uncarley 1½h deep dive video dropped!! I genuinely gasped out loud when I saw the notification!! I love, love, LOVE when you cover pop culture monents, it's so entertaining hehe

[@uncarley]

omg thank you for all of this

[@herny360]

1:01:17 I’m not picking up the phone raw is one of the funniest sentences ever spoken

[@Natalia-ll4pz]

I'm watching your recap of the first season and knowing all the nonsense that will happen in the next seasons, I literally can't believe THAT was the original plot

[@FelixJohnsson]

Wheennnnnn is part 2 coming I'm so invested in the plot of this show but cnnot watch it since it so insanely cringey. Queen slay no pressure but is there a time fram maybe xx

[@uncarley]

filming it today!! so should be out next week ish!

[@the_serial_chiller]

@@uncarleyYahoo! That’s exciting. It’s the only Christmas present we all need 😂 These videos are only going to get more enjoyable as we get further into Riverdale, lol. Not to say this video wasn’t entertaining and compelling, of course! If it wasn’t great, I wouldn’t have finished it in the first place, let alone rewatched it a few too many time 😅 I’m mainly referring to the Riverdale content itself. It only gets ‘better’ as time goes on, lmfao.

[@FelixJohnsson]

so this was a lie 😔@@uncarley just kidding, take all the time you need. We are patiently waiting

[@_stephanie1238]

This an absolute chaotic masterpiece and I adore it so much

[@uncarley]

omg thank you

[@gabbi2578]

I’m actually in love with the projector, there just a vibe that it brings….

[@uncarley]

omg thank you

[@InsertUsernameHere-co1uv]

I cannot understate how much I love these types of videos YES tell me in a multi hour video the most unhinged batshit television drama to occur

[@deggebär]

I will never get over the fact that they introduced Josie as one of the main characters and then proceeded to give her like .5 seconds of airtime, she was there for multiple seasons and new characters were introduced that all became more relevant to the main plot than her and then she got written out for some spin off in which she wouldn’t even have been the protagonist. Wild.

[@taralgasarah]

the constant hating of miss grundy in this and mikes constant hating of ezra fitz makes me laugh way more than it should

[@ChessieChess]

Not only is Molly Ringwald in this, but also Archie‘s dad is Luke Perry (Dylan) (RIP) from Beverly Hills 90210, and Betty’s mom is Madchen Amick (Shelly) from Twin Peaks! And this whole thing takes its characters from a newspaper comic strip from back in the day called “Archie” (w/his friends Betty, Veronica and Jughead), which was then turned into a Saturday morning cartoon show, with breaks during the show from the cartoon band Josie and the Pussycats!

[@sidneymurray5751]

you are so brave for posting this and i am so grateful

[@uncarley]

i am the troops

[@darlingdearie]

I need part 2! You keep me intrigued in this insane shows plot

[@kaytoomuchsalt5100]

As soon as I saw this video dropped I sent it to two of my bad teen drama-loving friends and made myself comfortable cuz I knew this was going to be good. I only watched the first season and it’s wild to me just how quickly it went off the rails 😂

[@uncarley]

YESSS

[@sofie.h]

yessssss Culture Class with Carley is in SESSION 👩‍⚖️

[@uncarley]

you WILL be tested so take notes

[@PlanetHertz]

Carley damning her eternal soul for us again is so noble

[@uncarley]

happy to sacrifice my sanity

[@jbone877]

I don't like Riverdale, but I _love_ Riverdale commentary/recap videos! Thanks for this!

[@urwaabdullahi245]

Wow carley as i huge riverdale fan that final season made me go trough a rolercoaster. The way tabitha retuturned and gave everyone there memories back. Betty as an 86 year old women and her grand duaghter driving her to riverdale one last time made me cry before she died. How everyone dies at the end....🥲

[@uncarley]

LITERALLY WILD recapping the first season and knowing where the final season goes! RIP brad raybury

[@Chikadulce10]

This is like the only way I can stomach this content. I love you girl!!!!!

[@uncarley]

happy to help!