an unnecessarily detailed recap of A Court of Thorns and Roses (by someone who's read it only once)

in which a barely literate lad talks for way too long about the hyperfixation of the month (Sarah J Maas, please see me after class)
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Also this is the Harry Potter video from The Guy With The Glasses (a fine vintage) and it's incredible - • (GuyWithGlasses) Harry...
Getting to the point (because I talk for too long):
00:00 my current hyperfixation
01:38 CONTENT WARNINGS
2:05 Feyre - Human Girlboss Extraordinaire
9:33 we're going to Faerie Land
14:45 funtime with Lucien
20:39 quality time with the wolf man
23:39 EXPOSITION TIME 1 - the map
24:48 Feyre goes monster hunting
33:03 non-traumatizing midnight surprise
35:26 Beach Episode
36:57 Lucien's tragic backstory
40:36 let's try fingerpainting (not like that)
45:10 a totally normal spring festival
49:38 I HATE THIS PART
55:26 flirting intensifies
1:03:21 summer festival is the better festival
1:07:11 ENTER THE CROW MAN
1:14:28 Feyre gets deported
1:25:31 jk she's back
1:26:57 EXPOSITION TIME 2 - the curse
1:38:12 Go Get Your Man !! (and try not to die)
1:44:49 Amarantha meet & greet
1:46:58 Trial 1 - WWOORRMMSS
1:52:17 making a deal with the (hot) devil
1:55:40 time to do chores
1:59:16 I do not like these parties
2:05:46 Trial 2 - intense word problems
2:11:45 Whoops, I forgot about the riddle
2:14:07 deep convos at the last party
2:21:18 Trial 3 - the stab-ining
2:26:14 feyre's ultra-power brain blast
2:28:21 we're gone, aaaand we're back
2:34:32 IT'S DEBRIEF TIME (give me silence please)
2:36:48 the curse continues ...

[@betljuc]

this book feels like the literary equivalent of going for a jog, tripping, and then falling off the side of a cliff LOL

[@ChloeOxborrow]

on my knees begging for the ACOMAF video 🙏🏻

[@yourboyneedsahobby]

I'm halfway through the book now and it feels like being hit by a train, all aboard

[@ChloeOxborrow]

@@yourboyneedsahobby💪🏻🚂

[@chobani420]

CAN THIS BOOK REVIEW. GET 10 BILLION LIKES. AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@yourboyneedsahobby]

haha, one like for every time I said "i hate this"