analog horror be like

when the face is distorted 😂

[@Lucafont]

analog horror fans when they find out the moon exists

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

Analog horror fans when they realize giant flying angels aren’t real (They should be)

[@cringechannel01]

no!!11 the moon is a living alien!!!1

[@user-so4jm8yy3o]

Me with my 38. Snubnose waiting for the group of alternates to exit their so called "school bus" (its actually a yellow surveillance van)

[@oppossumkid2888]

Analog horror fans when they see a TV

[@blanknaemguy]

Dear god.

[@hachijospaniard5643]

And here we have the typical case that the parody becomes a parody of itself.

[@gurandomilk7555]

Oh hey my wallpaper

[@xyphoes345]

@@gurandomilk7555 make sure there isn't a black kid smiling in the black hole

[@yahalomren]

Are you Japanese?

[@spaghetti5914]

@@xyphoes345 I see a person of culture here

[@WThroat]

Oh hey my pfp.

[@error-try-again-later]

I love how people in most analogue horror universes are trying to spread awareness of life threatening monsters, but exclusively in the most cryptic, unhelpful and fear mongering formats imaginable 💀 Imagine if a criminal escaped from a nearby prison and they show you a compressed black and white jpeg of his mugshot interspersed with text like "HE TOOK THEIR EYESSSSS" and then just refused to elaborate.

[@imthatoneguyirl]

criminal criminal criminal

[@lonely-zu7qb]

He took their eyes 😭

[@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051]

It really do be like that.

[@north_noire]

​@@imthatoneguyirlI can just imagine the local emergency broadcast showing a very crunched up black and white image of the escaped prison criminal just having this audio and IT IS SENDING ME

[@lauridsen1381]

Bro fucking for real hahaha

[@bow_n_aro]

Man, this video is so good. It doesn't rely on jumpscares to terrify you, it just has subtle effects and imagery that give such an eerie feel to this. Never stop making these man /ref

[@CalvinNoire]

The most cliche analog horror comment ever LOL.

[@Tat011]

That moment when the genre known for having no jumpscares has no jumpscares.

[@SomeRandomEcho]

What does /ref mean? /gen

[@bow_n_aro]

@@SomeRandomEcho it means reference, so in this case, I was referencing the generic comments on a lot of analog horror videos

[@SomeRandomEcho]

@@bow_n_aro ohhh! Tysm! :)

[@xSpizon_]

if you think analogue horror is scary, wait til you remove the "ogue".

[@TheDevilHunter.]

sussy baka

[@Speed_Iulius]

I edited my comment so nobody knows why there is a argument below.

[@inaudivle]

AYO

[@namesss130]

💀

[@karakurto7297]

no cap scared the absolute holy waters outta me

[@kureikon]

I think it's safe to call this Analog Humor

[@htg98]

We need 21st century horror now

[@tunisiangoldfarmer1508]

U're a genius

[@Doc27901]

Pfp sauce

[@Doc27901]

Bro pls

[@Doc27901]

Pfp sauce

[@engxuanwenmoe1482]

Analog Horror be like : 15 seconds in a random image of a house appears 30 seconds in random black and white face appears with loud noise 1 min in you get footage of people dying

[@micah3331]

Don't forget the little animated 2d stop motion cartoon in the middle of the video

[@Wizardjones69]

Dont forget gore i mean "body horror" in the tape

[@yourfavv_reagann]

0:40 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART 🤣

[@kaictheidiot]

it's so accurate lol 😂

[@RipRLeeErmey]

As much of a meme as it is it's so fire too like if this showed up in a serious analogue horror video I'd piss myself 😭😭😭

[@Le_Schlag]

My belly hurt holly shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@Joe29421]

Squid game analog horror 💀

[@WindiChilliwack]

Sounds like a Killer 7 voice

[@rhino2248]

This is what you get when you mix Analog Horror with 21st Century humor

[@Tree_no]

Yes

[@Crxw2Tired]

Yes

[@seaoggo9574]

Si

[@greycatturtle7132]

Ye

[@NotACutie]

Shitposting overdone horror clichés hasn't died out.

[@originalbestdadofgaming]

The comments be like “I pissed myself and got chills when I realized the squid game music was playing”

[@gnewhall4116]

joe mamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamammmamamamamammammaammamamamamamamamamamammamamamaamamammamamaamamamamamamamammamamaa amanamamamamamamamm

[@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling]

@@gnewhall4116 Bro you good?

[@cringechannel01]

but i pissed myself

[@derpmcgerp8062]

@@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling no this is Patrick

[@hungri5514]

I pissed myself and got chills when I realized the squid game music was playing

[@SPACYtunes]

I love analog horror when it's well-made... But the very first time I laid eyes on it, I knew that it was going to be one of those things that was going to be driven into the ground. Too many people see stuff like analog horror and think "I can do that" because of how relatively minimalist it is. It might have less moving parts than other genres of horror but you can still tell when it's made by someone who has no idea what they're doing. Not trying to disrespect people for trying, just speaking the truth.

[@Tygermite]

@@micah3331 *you're

[@Lilguy57]

@@Tygermite * Youy're

[@hl257ALT]

if u try to make actual scary stuff nowadays everyone will go "fnaf har har har"

[@sundowner7628]

​@@Lilguy57finally someone is defending the true right spelling

[@PEDROGARCIA-qj3gr]

Dude you are talking about one of the "best made" is just a jpg of angel with a creepy smile... It's not internet ruined for you is the more time pass by the less is gonna be scary to you, because from an adult perspective this scary only too very young people... Like creepy pastas... They are a joke cause people realize they were not scary.

[@kermit_goodman]

analog horror when they met digital scary

[@FloatingFireworks]

"I love how there's no jump scares or shock gore and instead focuses on psychological horror and existential unease"

[@Pol_n_Kenexel]

is just that... say that had his M A G Y K at first but... it become cringy very fast man, REALLY VERY fast

[@alanmonteros6432]

Funnily most of the time it has some jump scares

[@kirbo603]

Every comment under a analog horror video be like

[@vapor_829]

How those mfs felt like after posting that kind of comment under an analog horror video: 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@CURSEOFSANOGAWA]

apparently png that screams at you is not the same as png jumps at you and screams at you😭😭

[@despacito2271]

This was anxiety inducing great analog horror💀

[@jomiyahminerve5431]

1000 likes and no reply dam

[@despacito2271]

I didnt even know i got 1k likes till now

[@Blackmorerainbowcatch]

"Real trap shit"

[@nicholascarpenter5307]

Wait, we have the same profile?

[@edidk7298]

these replies dont got likes bro... this is scary

[@LegoDrDoom]

Analog Horror creators after adding 50 hours of screaming while an add for a triple cheeseburger McDonald’s ad then turning into a woods where an evil version of Gustavo Fring jump scares you

[@Mienshaos]

analog horror is the kind of genre that's popular with kids who grew up with ipads, and have never touched a vhs tape before

[@Non_es_solus]

Shi I used to watch movies on vhs, I had like only two and the rest were CD’s💀😔

[@slimyslimer2642]

Analog Horror Starter Pack: - VHS filter - Muffled voices - Monochromatic photos - Spooky ambience sounds - Static noise - Sudden black screen - Text appears in black screen - Distorted monochromatic face in the darkness

[@SKCro.]

don't forget unnecessary jumpscares and blood :P

[@TheMinionzGuy123]

​@@SKCro. that's not in analog horror usually

[@SKCro.]

@@TheMinionzGuy123 I know, but a lot of crappy analog horror videos tend to use the cliche horror stuff, like cheap jumpscares and blood :P

[@TheMinionzGuy123]

@@SKCro. ok

[@thechormaticaplanetshow]

Hello this is my analog horror-the end is near can you full the version cuz this is short video kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3uqpWqfmrBoh6s

[@acronym.4328]

This gives me hope that someday there will be Analog Comedy, turning every trope used in its predecessor over it's own head and making everything humorous.

[@MordyMcCheese]

It kind of already existed long before Analog Horror. Look up Rappin for Jesus, for example.

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

jesus is my nigga

[@zabbee2323]

@@MordyMcCheese What about an analog horror comedy?

[@bit_ronic]

@@isaiahsimmons5776 he's the son of the original g

[@AliceFlynn]

look up the scrimblo catalogue

[@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245]

Then the lore is the most random nonsensically complex shit you've ever heard like "if you listen closely to the breathing noises in the forest chase vhs tape video you can actually hear Heisenberg crying over Hank's murder🥺😰😰😰"

[@micah3331]

FR, don't forget the ones where the video takes place in the form of a stop motion 2d cartoon animation and the cartoon characters end up dying from a random ass edited png that has nothing to do with the cartoon 💀💀 like how do the cartoon versions dying make any sense?

[@error-try-again-later]

​​@@micah3331 in those videos I just imagine the little kids watching the scary cartoon on TV like "🤨"

[@andrewvanhorne4359]

I won't lie, hearing my alarm jingle at the start gave me more anxiety than any analog horror I've seen. Well played.

[@sodagirl1092]

Every analog horror is basically "we are a small american town in asscrack of nowhere and something killing us, oh no" *insert 6 hours of static and distorted spooky faces here*

[@AbiGeil_]

REAL

[@childreninmybasement1]

Or: "we are a random popular TV show that got hijacked or sm shit and broadcast scary episode oh noe!!! *insert shock gore for like a hour*" idk if thats all of them because i only saw the south park analog

[@MEMEmasterOFjustice]

"Asscrack of nowhere" 😂😂 definitely gonna use this later

[@JJGarcia2300]

Except for the smile tapes (I think that’s what’s it called) which takes place in San Diego. But other then that your completely correct.

[@cara-seyun]

And then 12 year olds go on about “le deep lore”

[@shibe.mp4]

only thing that would make this even more accurate is if it had uncomfortably long silences that make the video 5x times as long as it needs to be

[@wirelessbluestone5983]

That’s the point though. Analog horror works because it makes you uncomfortable

[@trollege9488]

@@wirelessbluestone5983 suspension

[@sigmacall4148]

@@trollege9488 eheheh sus

[@Yujuchingu]

@@sigmacall4148 😳nice username show proof

[@sigmacall4148]

@@Yujuchingu you really wanna see?

[@madhumita4377]

Bro that korean came out of nowhere 😭😭😭😭

[@Yu-Gi-Oh36508]

thats finnish 💀

[@RainIIsun]

​​@@Yu-Gi-Oh36508 that's korean 💀

[@TurdBoi-tf5lf]

Squid game Korean

[@infectiontag1328]

fr i hate those

[@thepublicpotato3887]

analog horror fans when they find out 1080p was invented

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

There should be a genre called “Analog Humour” where it’s stuff like this

[@peoplelegend8476]

It already exists, it's called 21st century humor

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@peoplelegend8476 thanks for telling me

[@epicgangnamstyle8783]

Rappin for Jesus

[@eliko1724]

im your 420th like, yw

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@eliko1724 thnsks

[@umicad]

You forgot the part where a “dark” “scary” KZbin commentary channel does a 20 year long video essay on how hank was actually the sussy Baka the whole time

[@kingaj7966]

nexpo moment

[@RotneybotOfficial]

@@doktawhawee9870 gotta meet monetization

[@edidk7298]

@@kingaj7966 i was gonna say thaaa

[@Josuh]

@@kingaj7966 night mind moment

[@thenoseguy]

HELLO INTERNET

[@fucknut8918]

And I never watch the original series but find myself watching a 2 hour in depth explanation and frame by frame analysis on it

[@strawbzzzombie]

Analog horror fans when the face is distorted and humanoid creatures are attacking:

[@micah3331]

"Its a alternate 🤓"

[@regulargameer]

​@@micah3331um.actually it's *an* alternate 🤓☝️

[@mayhare9754]

As much as I love Analog Horror, I can't really say this isn't accurate

[@marg0gh]

same here

[@celestiaceleforshort216]

wait until u see mandela catalog

[@pixeliien]

@@celestiaceleforshort216 this is literally mandela catalogue

[@MM_Massacre]

True though

[@somerandomguyontheinternet2647]

@@celestiaceleforshort216 bruh mandela catalouge is good

[@JiroLucinia]

scarier than mandela catalogue

[@tempurashrimp9917]

Buddy, have you heard of the greatest analog series that exists called the Scimblo catalogue?

[@wowiearting3947]

@@tempurashrimp9917 i´m dead

[@dolsopolar]

unironically

[@sonicman9910]

@Dr.Sir Bruce Armstrong Mother Fucker The Third Yeah, it was made on his freaking iphone lol. However, now he has his own PC to make vids.

[@zakkuth7447]

@@sonicman9910 iirc Local58 was also created on an iPhone. The first video.

[@LocalCzechia]

"wake up." "wake up nothing is real." "especially your balls."

[@Triplane1234]

Like fr bro stop telling us nothing is real you ain't scary

[@TheSpacetimeWanderer]

"Real Trap Shit"

[@TheMoai1518]

​@@Triplane1234your Jordans arent real bro

[@Triplane1234]

@@TheMoai1518 NOOOOOOOO 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💀

[@ytP-U-R-G]

this the type of stuff WOWMAN see's and calls "most disturbing series I have ever seen!!!"

[@channelsucksthischannelsuc1871]

This was too scary for me my whole bollox fell off my body and hit the floor and bounced back up to hit my face and knocked me out when I woke up my giant shlong wasn’t there so there is now a massive zshlong running around the world

[@neonexus9660]

The fact that a fucked up image of gi-hun gave me chills genuinely disturbed me

[@sheila6530]

Oh wow i didnt even realized its him

[@vetrowithafunnyspoon3361]

it actually is kinda scary tbh 😦

[@azamudeenazizan856]

Looks like old man before i realized it

[@christinek4351]

What???? Really?? I had no idea

[@KrispyKitty66]

the fucked up audio made me laugh but i was freaked out at first

[@Crxw2Tired]

Hm, yes. A lot to unpack here. It's clear that these "memes" tell a more dark, sinister message that requires a deep investigation and a 45 to an hour long video essay Edit: how tf this sht get 7k likes???

[@angrygarbanzo5436]

Sponsored by “Hunt a Killer”

[@synkt8759]

Wendigoon moment

[@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210]

matpat moment

[@Zooasaurus]

Nexpo moment

[@HazelSeerBB]

Inside a mind moment

[@THEBAIRAMAN]

analog horror creators would suffer the same bullying that deviantart users did if they had released analog horrors in the early 2000s

[@KokoBandido]

Analog Horror fans when chromatic aberration‼😳😳😳

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

Analog horror is like all other horror, it has to be done well, or it doesn’t work at all

[@russian_knight]

So what you're saying is 99% of it is shit (You'd be right btw)

[@frankyu553]

@@russian_knight Yes.

[@thestranger4894]

@@russian_knight *99.9

[@m4sk397]

@@thestranger4894 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999%*

[@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210]

kinda unrelated but why do i think visual interpretation of lovecraft monster make it less scarier than what it should be?

[@Harmonica821]

When some trend on the internet dies, it is simply forgotten. When they make videos like this, it's the equivalent of an attempt of murder.

[@sovigndev5464]

I swear trends are accelerating. I could swear analogy horror just got here and already there’s videos making fun of tropes Shit eventually trends are gonna live and die within a week, mark my words

[@fidelrodriguez4000]

@@sovigndev5464 I remember seeing FNAF analog horror videos from over 2 years ago. To me, it isn't exactly a new trend y'know?

[@victory7302]

Things don't die because they get memed. It's the opposite.

[@blanknaemguy]

@Sovign Dev There are already trends that die that fast, just look at squid game.

[@yourtrashtalkingbro9118]

@@blanknaemguy Yes

[@secretchannelprivate5552]

As an analog horror fan i do confirm this is one the greatest masterpiece

[@commentpolice4694]

You missed the point

[@Vibe_Master_007]

​@@commentpolice4694 what point?

[@Quinjkpan]

@@commentpolice4694I got it lil bri

[@Zkh.]

0:32 죄송하지만 행크는 교통사고로 사망했습니다

[@mingookang9817]

왜 한국어가 나오냨ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@user-yi7rh1cy9t]

진짜 상상도 못함 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@nazeer0314]

I swear to God I don't think there is a single subgenre of horror that will actually be scary to people at this point lmao

[@Terf1988]

everyone's too desensitized to everything.

[@TheNinja94a]

@@Terf1988 Reality is infinitely more horrific. Edgy "deep" statement aside, the problem is how overused every trope in horror is. You got one movie or game doing it, and now everyone's doing it. Take stuff like Silent Hill, P.T., Amnesia. Every shitty game dev saw the surface of what made these games scary at the time, and made their generic games which were just walking simulators and scavenger hunts but with a monster that tries to chase and/or jumpscare you every now and then. Menacing music optional. That Shrek slender parody back in 2012 or 2013 was basically satirizing it (with bonus All Star by Smash Mouth playing from it and becoming more audible the closer it got to you). Then Scott Cawthon comes along and does a new take on horror: instead of walking and being made to do stuff because if you don't the game won't progress, the game does progress, regardless of what you do... you just have to sit still as the monsters try to come for you and do what you can to hold them off. The FNAF shit is played out and not too scary if you know the game, but the idea of just sitting there is the pure essence powerlessness that the horror genre is supposed to emphasize. Then everyone else did it and now it's not scary. But it was creative for the time. Obviously horror movies or lil videos are the same, you got people setting trends and then people riding off the trend but in a shitty way that does nothing new (there is to way to ride off a trend but also expand on what the trend is), but I wanted to talk about games because the games put you right in the perspective of the player in an interactive way that movies and videos and books and shows and whatever simply can't, and that potential is consistently squandered.

[@JoshayXdanton]

@@TheNinja94a bro? 💀

[@sonetagu1337]

@@TheNinja94a squandered? Why in scoliosis would you say "squandered"?? No way... (9 months later ong) What the fuck did I say holy shit Also thanks for the reply (truly one of the sounds ever made)

[@zorby1008]

@@TheNinja94a Smartest youtube comment I’ve seen in a while. I completely agree. I think this applies to gaming as a whole, too. People need to learn how to build upon previously established concepts without copying them.

[@coldxies]

The “doin yo mom” snapped me,I can’t stop laughing at such toilet humor.

[@quenguin7866]

which part?

[@Ammunition1]

The person who did the doin ya mom is actually ray William Jhonson or the creator of YFM (your favorite Martian)

[@johnjimmy8385]

@@Ammunition1 fatty spins too

[@catbatrat1760]

@@quenguin7866 0:25

[@Saku19]

The Korean part got me 😅

[@Thatrandomdude98967]

“Ligma county balls management has issued a sussy baka warning”💀💀

[@111gamerpro]

yeah its exactly like the analog horror is made notice of the tv saying something and get interrumped by a dumb screen black advise of something someone find someone and die by a jumpscare xd

[@bowiethebuffoon4873]

In the universe where this is actually Analogue Horror, we have the following. ALEXCANDICE Mogus Catalogue Local 69 The Wario Dies Files Cumini Home Entertainment

[@lazycookies]

CUMINI TOOK ME OUT

[@anaxolotl6637]

Mogus Mythos

[@Cascade7155]

COOMERFOLK

[@archive4389]

harmony and horror turns into Drive and Power

[@bowiethebuffoon4873]

@@archive4389 yes

[@unsungheroes8626]

im so glad people are starting to recognize the tropes in analog horror lmao. I'm a fan of analog horror but its lowkey becoming a bit stale with how overused things are now. Edit: and before anyone says. Yes, you can still enjoy and are “valid” to enjoy analog horror lmao. It’s just fun to sometimes poke fun at the things we love.

[@4ohc]

This is an issue every horror genre will eventually suffer, its why mainstream horror sucks there are and will be tropes with everything but honestly i don't think it detracts too hard because despite analog horror having similar tropes their stories and universes are interesting enough for it to still be worth viewing

[@Iwanwahid1969]

@@4ohc after enjoying a bit of quality analog horror like 69 Local News and stuff, my recommendation began swarming with other channel that also create analog horror. I kid you not, they are shit. Even their title are either in lowercase or in uppercase. Ooooohhhh I am scared because somebody write 'helpme' and 'DEADPEOPLE' in their video...yeah no.

[@ireadysucks3026]

@@Iwanwahid1969 watch Monument Mythos, it’s really good

[@sonicmanchild8649]

@@ireadysucks3026 I just started watching it and those videos are creepy asf

[@spaghetti5914]

@@Iwanwahid1969 walten files is really good and has a very interesting story, if you are the theorist type there are also stuff for you Personally it didn't scare me much (martin himself said he never planned on making this actual horror, more like a thriller series) but the story itself is really worth it

[@Thatcool_dude]

0:45 got me hella good

[@ZuluZizo]

"ANALog horror is peak!" ANALog horror: [fucking nothing for 30mins and maybe a creepypasta refference]

[@giogaming2010]

Bruh I Mean Analog Horror Can Be Good

[@pagghr51]

well, this is a wakeup call to analog horror creators, to step up their game in creating an immersive story, not just weird effects and creepy scares..

[@user-cvbnm]

fr

[@llama6394]

Stories don't make it that scary though

[@amsyarzero]

@@llama6394 It does, because a good story will make you more immersed into it, which then makes the unexpected parts shine more.

[@brtomassampaio]

So far, I only watched The Walten Files and “My two Front Teeth” so (maybe it’s because I have only watched the better ones but) I don’t think that the story’s were bad.... From as far as a 15 minutes video story line could go, they did a really good job. Some things that could have been done better here and there, but, I like that many people are trying on this new type of horror content in order to perfect it. I honestly think that it has a lot of potential.

[@Fer-vx6df]

I liked the tangi virus, I think it had an extra spice to it due to what happened like 2 years ago Also liked the smile tapes, maybe again because it resembled a certain virus, in the way we treated the situation, dunno

[@EC_IDV]

Analog fans be like: bro this has deep lore

[@coldhaixx1905]

Clearly hank was the main character of squirt game all along 😕

[@lugibros8735]

*stock image of a man edited with smudge tool* "omg this actually sent shivers down my spine"

[@Boolets-qv2nd]

No jumpscares, no gore, just plain terror

[@MiklouhoMaclay]

0:10 scariest shit i’ve ever heard

[@freehdmcgee2761]

This actually quelled my fear of the Mandela Catalogue. And it's not like I hate it, I'm just desperate to find a way to dismantle it so I don't have to sleep with my LED's on all night.

[@DarkWaWeeGee]

Idk why everyone liked that one. Walten files was personally the one that got me disturbed. Mandela Catalogue felt like there wasn't much there

[@Fenis1754]

Mandela gave my an existantial horror experience walten I can watch with lights off because twf is mainly jumpscares at the mo

[@razzledazzle8593]

@@Fenis1754 I wouldn't call twf "jumpscares" since they don't jump out at you.

[@A.R.C.1997]

@@razzledazzle8593 he means the distorted faces, but yeah they aren't jumpscares

[@ivandjordjevic6025]

why is everyone scared of distorted faces

[@ampelidiousannihilation]

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen in my entire life

[@domhawj1509]

As an Analog Horror lover, i can say that this is what the plot of every Analog Horror video/ series is.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

My favourite thing is when people leave comments like "see, this is REAL horror that doesn't use cheap jumpscares" even though the haunted VHS tape just used the exact same Loud Noise + Scary Face combination 500000 times 💀

[@Blackmorerainbowcatch]

Exactly, straight facts lmao they act like this Is the pinnacle of horror

[@Colon-D...]

Cant forget when they start saying that they should make movies out of it, despite the medium of analog horror usually being non linear and more akin to Found footages.

[@mlgodzilla4206]

Right

[@stevensmith1031]

Real horror is when I just feel slightly unnerved

[@moxifloxi]

it’s so oddly specific but I love it

[@bumblegoot1139]

Hey look it’s femboy

[@BasedMan]

Well, my favourite degenerate is here. Jk, love ya channel.

[@iiTzSunrise]

Bro can someone please tell me what the sound is at 0:25 i keep hearing it and dont know what it is.

[@BasedMan]

@@iiTzSunrise Either Mr Crabs walking sound or Vine Boom Sound Effect

[@samharradence5689]

oh hey its you

[@jack0lantrn]

This is like every analogue horror vid rolled into one

[@ARIXEL_]

2 years later yt decided to show me this

[@Non_es_solus]

ONG

[@moisesm9944]

The best part is that it doesn't rely on cheap jumpscares; this is just raw real true genuine fo'real certified OG legitimate horror. Love it omg the korean song gave me chills 😭

[@darkmatterhafnium1522]

every comment on analog horror videos be like

[@user-eo6yi6xr5t]

Impotor jumpscare

[@error-try-again-later]

"It's not a JUMPSCARE! It's just the loud and scary payoff for the 15 hours of auspense!! Smh you plebians don't know anything 😤🙄"

[@micah3331]

​@@error-try-again-lateraccurate asf

[@olserknam]

@@error-try-again-later Well, to be fair, Mandela Catalogue doesn't really do jumpscares. Even the sudden payoffs after suspense are usually quiet enough not to seriously startle you... which I think is sometimes to its detriment. People just hate the discomfort hearing a sudden loud noise brings (which is completely understandable) so in reality these non-jumpscares are just quieter, less intense jumpscares.

[@ashwinbaskar]

Those 4 dislikes done by: 1 - local58 2 - Aidan chick ( channel 7 tempest universe ) 3 - Gemini home entertainment 4 - Nexpo Edit: not mandela catalog (Alex kister himself made a parody)

[@jordanscott4543]

@aaron leale that’s Alex Kister

[@paaji1]

34th dislike was the Walten files aka martin walls maybe

[@ChrisShredfield]

Why would they dislike this tho?

[@slygamer136]

Why is nexpo on there lol

[@nathanwuchevich3734]

You don't like Gemini Home Entertainment?

[@carealoo744]

I needed this video, thank you!

[@the_myco_dad]

UrbanSpook be like: “They stabbed him in the balls 🗿 500 times lmao. Police caught the guy finally but he turned into liquid and ran away. Then the police got their balls 🗿 eaten by dogs and then the dogs stabbed a random 10 year old 800,000 times in the balls 🗿 lol”

[@JGT-yd2wx]

Watch this end up turning into a serious anolog horror that has story and lore.

[@12DAMDO]

everybody gangsta until this joke turns out to be the biggest ARG in history

[@unparalleledinnocence]

would watch, 6 stars out of 5

[@Kawaislayerzzz_]

Imagine

[@Vileplume87]

I’ve seen other meme videos turn out like this

[@zsan157]

Where Hank go?

[@saltyredcat]

Analog horror fans when the TV goes out It might be the moon

[@11022013mm]

I be like "Oh is it time for Iris to pick us up already?"

[@firstryft]

@@11022013mm Yes

[@dawnyzero0]

There is a fine line between horror & comedy. This is fine example of the latter and I love both so much XD

[@Thankyou_Forgetme_Morgan]

"죄송하지만 행크는 교통사고로 사망했습니다."

[@Metallic_1214]

오, 그렇군요. 어 잠만 she빨 그럼 닌 뭐ㅅ무궁화 꽃이 피었습니다

[@abdullahfehratbegovic2623]

how to make an analog "horror" video: 1) make everything look old-timey (preferably in a form of vhs tape) 2) make there be a cartoon or a quiz going on in the beggining, or just anything to make things look normal 3) make a line that pauses the entire thing on a distorted picture 4) fail to make it descend into being completely unsettling without using jumpscares/awfully loud noises 5, optional) make a dialogue with 0 vocal expressions in it 6, optional) put in a shot of a person walking/running trough the woods that has absolutely no context and is unrelated to the whole thing congratulations! you have successfully made a terrible analog horror video

[@thecalebcg]

^

[@nexerkarigum4031]

Now tell us how to do good analog horror video

[@abdullahfehratbegovic2623]

if only such a thing would exist...

[@dopaminecloud]

@@nexerkarigum4031 this house has people in it

[@eparigon]

@@nexerkarigum4031 monument mythos is really good imo

[@PigGuy2301]

I know analog horror is starting to get a bit repetitive at this point but my stupid brain can't get enough of it.

[@mantrabeeg]

You don't have to be ashamed for liking it. Most of the guys making fun of analog horror are analog horror fans.

[@Lesss15]

@@mantrabeeg even alex kister himself (creator of mandela catalogue) made fun of his own series called the Scrimbolo Catalogue

[@Tygermite]

Yeah, this is painfully accurate. What used to be a genuinely creative and unique subgenre of horror on KZbin has now become the same thing everytime. Everything wants to be like Mandela Catalogue. Everything wants to be like those FNAF analog horror shorts. The tropes become repetitive and stops being scary. You even get some really lazy ones that aren't even trying very hard. Thankfully, there are a few right now that are still decent and original (Like Dog Nightmares) but for the most part, it just doesn't work anymore.

[@giogaming2010]

There Are Good One’s And BTW In Old Years There Are AHS Try To Be Local 58

[@wenoay]

this is so fucking 2021

[@barnaclescum6437]

I like gen z humor I like analog horrors I like what I want regardless of popularity and anyone's opinion

[@mantrabeeg]

Yeah :D

[@carpkoi1046]

Based

[@ace0734]

Incredibly based

[@dongle2867]

The perfect example of inner peace

[@Mitchisable]

Finally a positive comment that isn't shitting on a series or somebody's opinion for liking that series

[@lazyswappedskeleton2]

0:38 this part makes me ever so slightly unsettled

[@dudemanman252]

Cant wait for a 4 hour in depth analysis of this

[@doge511]

ligma county balls management had me giggling

[@RyushuSuperCat]

The 'Walking in Forest at Night (ASMR)' part was amazing

[@jahskweezy_dubs7144]

I’m crying

[@Green_Stache_Productions]

Why are you crying?

[@al7bndgsh706]

@@Green_Stache_Productions he's mom died today

[@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC]

@@al7bndgsh706 oh no..

[@LangstonDev]

He's crying and you're laughing

[@Green_Stache_Productions]

@@LangstonDev it’s funny. AND I’M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT’S NOT!

[@heinbeans]

out of all the analog horrors ive seen THIS is the one causing me the most nightmares

[@sophiap.6952]

as an analog horror lover i can say this and the comment section for it is accurate and it’s a great laugh

[@PhilomathWizard]

You forgot to add the completely round black eyes and uncanny photoshop of sad expressions

[@padmeh8r994]

Lmao yeah I were expecting this to happen to the guy who was asking where's hank

[@johnmcdonald7001]

Whenever I see analog horror I just think about what the creators mindset was like while editing, “ooo yeah this is scary”

[@Wizardjones69]

This is better than urbanspook 💀

[@ilikeappleandbananas]

This is truly the analog horror we need

[@idkjordash]

I want someone to make an hour and a half long video analyzing every minuscule detail and then somehow relate it back to demons or aliens

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

im surpised night mind hadnt made a video on this yet

[@wubproductions9755]

Last place I expected to see a kaiju universe pfp

[@dangarii9707]

Analog horror fans when they figure out water is wet.

[@JamBaJoe]

this actually made my day lmao

[@kayro2234]

I hope you know this video remains in my mind to this day

[@Yea___]

Of all the horror, analog or otherwise, that I've watched, this series is the ONLY time I've had to: Watch with volume down Watch not in theatre mode Take breaks periodically Because it's THAT scary. It's also the only time that the scares have gotten me even after I know what they are and when they're coming, and some of them give me that sinking feeling in my chest EVERY SINGLE TIME I think about them. Bravo sir, bravo!

[@thomas3224]

I’m do glad people have started to notice how low effort and boring analog horror can be. Not to say that it is all that way, but when things get popular there’s bound to be some low quality ones

[@JosephStalin19451]

Bro Exposed Mandela Catalog 💀

[@s0ftweb0982]

as someone who loves the walten files, tmc, doctornowhere, etc, i can confirm

[@kanella4257]

This has to be the funniest interpretation of analog horror, I come back to it every once in awhile and I always die from laughing

[@user-64896]

i wouldn’t mind seeing this on my television at night

[@Motherscurse-WelcometoBellmare]

I love analog horror but this is accurate

[@Motherscurse-WelcometoBellmare]

Walten files built real different though

[@Wizardjones69]

The walten files is like: OMG GUYS BLOODY BUNNY KILLED MY MOTHER WITH SCHOCK VALUE AND GORE ALL OVER THE PLACE

[@Motherscurse-WelcometoBellmare]

I still like it I love the art style and stuff especially it’s alright if you don’t though@@Wizardjones69

[@dirk1998]

"oh no, spooky faces!"

[@anilover10]

Mr. Krabs' walking noise got me

[@Akogiri]

I love how people are finally catching up to this and making fun of it.

[@coldhaixx1905]

Ngl I like analogue horror but none of them are scary and try hard to be scary But that one Mandela catalogue video still gives me chills I remember covering my screen with my hand because it was too scary for me But new analogue horror are releasing and they all have the basic: Static, some creepy texts when the music changes, happy in the beginning and then satanic ritual stuff in the end, some VHS training tapes which are corrupted, aliens and moons, Evil jesus twin?? Anyways these are my favorite analogue horrors: 1) mandala catalogue 2) walten files 3) local 58 4) Gemini home entertainment 5) analogue archive 6) harmoney and horror

[@Akogiri]

@Space Vatnik even if I agree with you, posting that thrice is over the top.

[@cometcal7387]

for those peeps who like this type of things but are not a fan of the VHS and shit, i recommend HMF

[@uncroppedsoop]

@Space Vatnik continue crying about it all over the replies everywhere here

[@problemdude390]

Who wakes up and loves being a hater lmao Sad!

[@thorbelinhotv2993]

Analog Horror when Digital Horror walks in

[@Wizardjones69]

Alex kister when he sees kids:

[@drperky2135]

You're laughing. Hank died in a car accident and You're laughing. Edit: 69 likes big funni

[@2000_Ribbon]

I wanted to ruin the amount of likes but youtube isnt counting my like so now it's stuck at 69 for me.

[@carl1007]

"Omg guys nuber 69!1!1!," dude this is not funny anymore