Andrew Dice Clay - The Valentine's Day Massacre 1 of 6

[@scottp300]

He got such a raw deal with his career. He's a damn comedian that was playing a character. Some people just don't want anyone to laugh because they are so miserable themselves.

[@kristinaniemeyer5256]

You are 110% correct comedy is comedy. It’s pathetic. What happened to Dave Chapelle also no one can take a joke. Also always saw days in the early 90s live it was fabulously fun

[@mkay1957]

He got fukked over by a bunch of intolerant jackboot leftist assholes who got him banned.

[@davidneumann5175]

It's sad people are so insecure and hate who and what they are that they can't laugh at themselves

[@MoonshineSazerac]

Maybe its just because his material was sh!t. Yeah, i think it's more because his material was sh!t.

[@guitarguru.3572]

@@MoonshineSazerache was selling out arenas everywhere he went. Crowds cheered him on as if he was a rock star. He sold out Madison Square Garden 2 nights in a row. That was a record at the time. Apparently, there were enough people who wanted to listen to his “sh!t” comedy. What happened is that enough people whined, cried, and stomped their feet that he basically got banned from performing anywhere. That’s objective truth. And besides, why are you even here if he’s so terrible? Go watch someone who’s good, like Amy Schumer. 😂

[@joaomarreiros4906]

People who cant take a damn joke f up comedy for me. Dice your the man.

[@thicccorgi6187]

People that vote Republican ruined comedy for me. When you realize theyre not actually joking and that everything they say is actually cover for the horrible wretched policies they push I cant help but shun them. That being said Dice is hilarious and he doesnt vote Republicon! 😂

[@AJJ1240]

I would pay crazy money to see him do this bit on Will Smith and Jada!

[@aspenrebel]

Will Smith would punch him out TOO!!!!

[@chakkaloco]

yesss

[@CategoricalImperative]

That would be a good fight.

[@robertlosasso4222]

You would have to be crazy .

[@ImFreezerBurnCompared2Cool]

I’d bet my bank account that Will wouldn’t slap Dice

[@musicmaniacbb]

I remember the first time I saw this man..he was the funniest dude..Dice man you'll always be the best!

[@willfade7994]

Lol When I was a teenager, my Mom bought me an Andrew Dice Clay CD for my birthday. She'd never heard it, but knew I loved stand-up comedy. So we put the CD on... That was interesting. My Mom laughed her ass off until it started getting really raunchy. I can still see the look on her face when he started doing his nursery rhymes! I still have the CD and 2 or 3 others I picked up over the years. I'm 39 now and still play his CD's on occasion to entertain friends. Dice rocks! 🎲

[@lauriperry3950]

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[@komicsreviewer8505]

My parents beat me when that caught me with a Dice album. I've never been the same since. : (

[@sesenmaister]

Are you still alive?

[@mkay1957]

@@willfade7994 In today's woke, fukked up world, Little Boy Blue (Blew) would be a shrieking tranny who gets his dick chopped off trying to turn it into a rancid, festering tuna hole.

[@musicmaniacbb]

​@@sesenmaisterthat sounded like a dice joke! Lol

[@georgewbush8703]

So much for the FBI warning.

[@mikekell920]

Ayyye fuck the FBI eh?

[@jasonmaguire7552]

Something something statute of limitations

[@robbie6594]

Ha ha.. you sure right about that

[@raytul12]

Your administration was very lax on that I guess

[@danpletcher7396]

Fbi can eat s*** just ask Trump

[@jamesmorgan5900]

Thank you. Dice man for all the laughs. Your awesome

[@jumpinjojo]

*You’re

[@jamesmorgan5900]

*You're a dickhead. Did I use the correct spelling this time?

[@jumpinjojo]

@@jamesmorgan5900 Much better. You’re welcome.

[@germanenglishengineer2054]

Takes a very creative mind regardless of how dark and sick it is to turn a simple conversation into a lot of ironic jokes very swiftly and quickly.

[@steretsjaaj2368]

Hunny, got us the first row for this comedian Diceman

[@Godlike_Virus]

The thrill and enclosed feeling of a VHS tape. ♡

[@dougreed9843]

Andrew saw you in Montclair NJ in the early 90's a bunch of times, my side hurt I was laughing so hard. Your the best comedian in my opinion.

[@NDB1790]

Well as a guy who has a ton of respect for Dice and wishes none of his material ever gets lost, I thank you!

[@davereynolds7472]

me too dude, amazed at Dice's considerable resume'. Plus Dice is not ONLY still here, but enjoying ANOTHER Rebirth here in Dice's third act. Dice is no one-trick pony - the Diceman bringeth.

[@sonsofodins.s.7607]

​@@davereynolds7472me 2 JRE

[@bigron8346]

I saw Dice live in the 80's and some woman was so pissed at him that as Dice was leaving the stage this woman came up on stage ran up to him ready to hit him and Dice turned around and just knocked this girl out. The audience went crazy clapping and laughing!

[@srt4b]

"the good ol days"

[@eddiespagetti8395]

Dice man has slapped out many whores

[@mkay1957]

I'll bet she was a man hating feminist.

[@allaroundarbiter4809]

😂🤣

[@anthonypetercoleman3575]

yeah that didn't happen. Nice story though

[@vwalt6804]

Huge Fan of the Diceman, thanks for the upload 👍🇦🇺🤣❤️

[@gang6009]

Honey I got the tickets to the show. It'll be fun.

[@sethreinders9296]

Imagine will Smith trying to slap Andrew dice clay lmao!

[@JohnDoe-nm7xl]

Will smith would get dropped lmfaooo

[@kathipapaleo3230]

THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!

[@NDB1790]

Thank you so much for this! NEVER EVEN KNEW IT EXISTED! Who would've thought something new would come up after my thousandth time of YouTubing the Diceman...

[@EazytheNDAcaptain]

Never knew I got the “hot dog down a hallway” joke from the king!! Salute

[@oscarsaldanajr890]

bro 😂😂😂

[@CycolacFan]

Family Guy ‘borrowed’ it, glad to know it came from here. Unless Dice got it from someone else…

[@NunzioRaso]

saw this yesterday on a dice clay facebook fan channel...over 8 million views...awesome!

[@michaelminichini6651]

This poor guy in the crowd 😂😂😂

[@wez2008]

Big dice fan from the UK, never actually seen this, think its the only one i aint seen, something to enjoy tonight

[@eightinches6094]

This is why I don't sit in the front row at comedy shows.

[@niceguy1774]

You are missing out. I have my friends and girlfriend tell my family (and anyone else who will listen) about the time he completely trashed me, and how little he thought of me while doing it. #highlight

[@anthonyd507]

Oh boy. I sat front and center at the comedy palace in Andover MA when he headlined there more than 20 years ago. I got DESTROYED….. but left with a greeting card lol. As in, he would read greeting cards he made instead of the nursery rhymes. He handed it to me as “gift” for taking the beating lol.

[@shawnholbrook7751]

I love his style of comedy.

[@40yearcontractor]

Tks much hope my daughter watches this!! 40 year contractor

[@vincentwilliams5271]

The Diceman is a legend 🙌

[@jackieguccione94]

The vampire having tea😉😆😅😄🤣😂🤣😄😅😆😉😀😃

[@BootlegGarage108]

Thank you so much for puting this up I have been looking for this for a long time.

[@zackthebongripper7274]

The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane should have won the Academy Award.

[@michaeldineenSG2018]

"OH that's Stanley." "Who's Stanley? "You know like the power drill!"

[@davee164]

Here's to you...😉​@@michaeldineenSG2018

[@BadazzSicilian]

you ARE just that f...in good Dice!! we LOVE you !! saw Dice 3Xs live ! one crazy hilarious bastard heehee extra fine to boot i must say !🥰🥰

[@RVTraveler]

Never understood why so many despised Dice. He’s a comedian, he tells jokes, that’s all.

[@lookbovine]

Jim Stein Dice is a character that is meant to be despicable, or more accurately offensive, even shocking when the timing is right.

[@veritasetlibertas7889]

@@lookbovine Because political correctness is a new religion.

[@lesgeorge9166]

Because idiots didn’t realise he just a character 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@andrikpozos6194]

Because people are miserable with themselves lmao have to hate on others to make themselevs feel better

[@muztbnutz2914]

DICE MAKES LEFTIES CRY

[@seaningram3285]

He must have gotten that jacket from "Beetlejuice" 😂😂

[@Marcsxx]

💯

[@sadboi7537]

Nah dog, Beetlejuice got the jacket FROM Dice.

[@jmp01a24]

"same hand that at one time had 4 fingers up her snatch...." poetry of the common man.

[@jamie.777]

It's beautiful... that wet gaping 4 finger snatch is my absolute favorite

[@FCASMRASR]

never seen and a very big fan of dice - TY for uploading this one

[@chriscollins8747]

Now we have never SEEN thrown in here. Typical Dice fans.

[@rayhavelock5031]

Seeing him again this weekend in Vancouver 😅

[@gregdoh]

Thanks for taking the time to get this up on here!!

[@johnnyfranklin8520]

Back in the day when men were men and comdians were comedians! Love dice!

[@thegreatbungholio21]

I saw him last year when Dice performed at the Punchline and he still killed.

[@jojoleal3211]

That's such a bad ass classic car behind him , the jacket compliments the car 😎👍

[@jfd4755]

Auburn replica I have one

[@jumpinjojo]

*Complements.

[@TimmyJamesDafunnyMan]

Classic Dice

[@malkneil]

Beetlejuice Dice Clay.

[@nitawhite8459]

lol 12/16/19

[@anniev335]

#beetlejuice

[@eboomer]

Beetlejuice? 🫣

[@KrishnaHarish]

Guys a legend.

[@HealthyDisrespectforAuthority]

Beetledice Beetledice Beetledice..

[@kidwave1]

This was as much a character as Larry the Cable Guy, but Dice BECAME the character he created.

[@mondogecko01]

9 years later, im still comin back for more.... OOOHhhhhhhh

[@rickeyzinn7542]

Dice Man "The grownup juvenile! LoL 😂

[@Mandown21]

This generation would cry & run out the place if they heard the dice man 👍🏾😝

[@anthonyd507]

At 17yo I used a fake ID to get into a dice show. The ushers tried to get us out (all my buddies were 17 as well). We managed somehow to convince them we were legal to be there (we didn’t have the fake IDs on us as we had tickets as we had to buy them back then with an ID. So when I said “you can’t sell us tickets then ask us for ID and tell us to leave”, he said ok. We were front and center. Dice literally insulted me, and all my buddies, over and over. He had moved on from nursery rhymes to greeting cards. He read one, it was hilarious…..then literally handed it to me. It’s how framed on the wall of my house. I’m 42yo 😂

[@hunterdavis1663]

Imagine if Will Smith and Jada was in the audience🤣 like to see him try to bow up on the 🎲 man

[@mattnobrega6621]

ADC rocking that Beetlejuice blazer. Where the pants at guy. Uncensored comical genius

[@John-un8ie]

I went and seen him in concert in 1996. He will always be the king of comedy in my opinion. Long live Diceman lol :)

[@Danimal77]

You SAW him, you didn't seen him. Grammar 101.

[@smokey4519]

Dan Maler saw is not supposed to be capitalized. Grammar 101.

[@CIGLLC]

@@Danimal77 you are correct technically but what a jerk off face for bringing that up .. complete ass hole

[@generalzod7959]

Ah, the dice man! Back when comedy was full throttle raunchy and funny!

[@walterwhite1]

The good old days before the woke pc shit

[@bultronlagore4932]

@@walterwhite1exactly!

[@borntwice4724]

Binge watching dice man during this coronavirus lockdown b/s

[@danielmallory4687]

We've been here too goddamn long

[@PrivateAckbar]

It's so easy to understand everyones different responses to dice.

[@dionst.michael1482]

He certainly never straddled the proverbial fence when it came to his particular brand of comedy and never apologized for it either. For that alone, I’ve always respected him for it regardless of whether it’s my cup of tea. He embraced the persona he created and owned it like a true boss! I love people with that kind of confident attitude and passion. That’s the true ‘it’ factor of people who are successful entertainers and celebrities in my opinion.

[@jam1ga]

Dice may not of been the greatest writer but he had a great delivery and a cool act.

[@Thistasteslikeass]

he had neither of those things. He had shock value, people went for the shock factor.

[@egilbloms1583]

@@Thistasteslikeass Triggered? You wasn't around in the 90's, were you...? Nobody was 'shocked' by this...

[@buttayobread505]

Eh, I think he had (and still has) a tremendous innate comedic timing and a great sense for what is and isn’t legitimately funny. Listen to any podcast or radio appearance (O&A) he’s been on in the past 10 years. Dude never lost his touch..

[@ayearinthelifeofanxietyjoe4413]

​@@buttayobread505 I just listened to the Dice vs Jay Mohr episode of O&A he's so funny it's unbelievable.

[@sadboi7537]

Dice is a Top 10 comic of all time, without question.

[@capitalist4life]

The FBI warning at the beginning is hilarious! The internet is destroying the idea of "intellectual property."

[@ictpilot]

Damn Diceman! Savage! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️

[@MaliCoq]

this marathon obstacle course of yours should be entered in the Olympics..they can call it the diceathalon conversion games.

[@SideShowSlim]

The front row always gets the VIP treatment

[@lordjoshua4204]

i had this show on cassette tape along time ago, fuckn great

[@castillaleon8162]

Dice for President!!aaaauuuuhhhhh

[@byronleatham1183]

The Dice Man cometh

[@danielmiller210]

Love the dice man

[@420topramen]

smoke weed, watch the dice man

[@nitawhite8459]

right now 12/16/19

[@Guns7469]

Cheers 👍

[@syk257]

13.08.2020

[@kenny13890]

yee boii

[@christiandawkins8063]

That reminds me. I should smoke some weed.

[@biguncleshirley]

Love the Dice man. It's a shame him and Sam couldn't get it together. RIP Sam.

[@JosephStanton-x3h]

Dice rules, & always has. I love you dice man

[@RockyStatue]

Cuz I’m making tea OHH

[@anonvigil628]

He does shock humor... its all about the extremes, the attitude, and the delivery. Relax a bit.

[@standymon4990]

And you are , how old?

[@HitmakerSammy]

I love Andrew's comedy

[@Noog6284]

Beetlejuice Beetle juice Beetle juice!!"

[@xro1983]

lmao

[@frapple1]

0lll

[@wesbeebub]

whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer, the taste ohhhh!

[@oggearhound2242]

He looks like a 'happy fig' in that jacket

[@dianabeurman364]

THIS MAN IS A MASTERPIECE!

[@angelvalle9963]

He is

[@jamie.777]

A national treasure

[@STONECOLD1987]

DICE RULEZ! he looks all cool & gangster. Nice car too

[@roccobierman4985]

I love how he pisses off the weak-willed.

[@larryorsiniorsini9788]

Me too! 💯👍fuck em all. Candy asses

[@KSSBG]

Those who prey on the weak.... Are weak. It's a bit. But you can see all HIS insecurities and life issues pouring out. Self projection

[@GoodBexar]

@@KSSBG yeah nice cope 😂😂😂

[@vladimirpoutine7522]

@@GoodBexar Lol spot on!

[@GoodBexar]

@@vladimirpoutine7522 The dude's just upset someone more talented and funny than him doesn't adhere to his bullshit political correctness 🥴😂

[@Crankerny58]

I love this guy!

[@64yanks]

Now that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard with my eyes

[@JazzyAnasazi]

lmaooo the way the video ends at such a perfect moment

[@augoldenplaces5071]

Legendary

[@joshuaswannmusic6462]

So fucking true. Long live the Diceman.

[@westcoastpacoimacalifas]

Thats that "oohhhhh" the sopranos stole

[@renaykung3542]

He's the f word version of Rodney dangerfeild

[@LouieT3107]

By far the most underated stand up comic of all time! Got him 5th all time favs

[@aspenrebel]

5th!!!? Who is 1 through 4?

[@LouieT3107]

@@aspenrebel carlin pryor ck chappele dice

[@aspenrebel]

@@LouieT3107 what/who is "ck"?

[@LouieT3107]

@@aspenrebel wtf u asking me whos 1 through 4 and u dont know who louie is lol nice try go take q nap

[@aspenrebel]

@@LouieT3107 nope and nope.

[@edellis515]

He RULES

[@thomasdonau5140]

The gentleman at the very beginning who does the introduction is hilarious. An excellent pastiche of self-regarding, pseudo-intellectual types one sees on TV art programmes.

[@PeterHatch-mx7zc]

Him and A.O.C.make a great match

[@rjemini]

one of the best

[@sxdxfan]

I had this on VHS growing up

[@robertmartinez1645]

Very good...soon you'll be talking in full sentences. Hilarious!!!😂

[@GialloHorror]

Like I said on his other video, being an Italian guy myself, I always laughed at him wanting to be Italian. I've never seen, or met anyone who wanted to be Italian LOL! I swear it made him funnier to me.

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

Lol his name is Andrew Silverstein but he wants you to fuhgettaboutit

[@johnnyboy7144]

I’m Italian and From queens, Dice is from Brooklyn and I’m sure where he grew up had a ton of Italians and that’s why he took on that persona, it makes perfect sense

[@vayabroder729]

@@johnnyboy7144 Yes, all Newyorkers end up talking “italian” 🤣😂

[@guitarguru.3572]

@@riotpoliceTRELLI don’t recall him ever denying his that he’s Jewish, or that the Diceman is just a character. I believe he has cited the Fonz (another Jewish man portraying a Paisan) as an influence on the creation of said character.

[@yoda5436]

I’ll be the honest the most frustrating part of these kinda videos is the people acting like everyone’s getting upset about it lmao, like dude I haven’t seen a single comment getting upset just people getting upset about people getting upset

[@chavarifa8559]

same as youre doing, laugh idiot!! Thats tge objective of comedy!! You thinking about dumbasses drags you into being a dumbasss...

[@billyblackattacks]

I wish I could talk to people like he does the married couple and people applaud me

[@Dragracer64]

I forgot how good this guy was.Glad there was a lot shit from this era I haven't seen yet. Because today's entertainment just doesn't do it for me.

[@James-jg2cv]

One of the funniest preformers ever

[@billyparvin1276]

Guido-juice! Guido-juice! Guido-juice!

[@earleighheights2432]

Lol...this is true raw comedy.

[@TheAj0323]

You're asking for it sitting in the front with a bald head and ponytail.

[@Soundeagle3456]

refreshing comedy

[@aspenrebel]

That's one reason why you never shake hands with anybody.

[@忍者抹茶]

With the swinging hips? You're right. Totally hilarious! rofl

[@andrewstack9980]

That tampon joke was too much lol.

[@Thistasteslikeass]

I love that thats the beginning joke haha

[@HandyDandy6]

It was the only funny joke this whole set

[@andrewsmith3257]

Savage comedian absolutely brutal