Andrew Dice Clay - The Valentine's Day Massacre 2 of 6

[@tryithere]

And that's why you never sit in the front row of a comedy show.

[@YouCantHoldOnTooLong]

Especially a comedy show of Andrew Dice Clay's! I do actually know a girl who really loves him and she would be thrilled to be in the front row of one of his shows where she would be a major target of being verbally hit on by him. She would love it, I just know! ~Dutch

[@Mr-Soto]

Only for the brave

[@Mr-Soto]

I once had JJ walker come at me in vegas

[@Mr-Soto]

My cousin (who’s a rising comic), he’s called me out a bit at his shows

[@angelvalle9963]

That's exactly why you sit front row .

[@Verschlimmbesserung]

I wonder if Joey has watched this video on KZbin after so many years...

[@thebaddog4104]

He's not Joey anymore..

[@888alp]

Joey is a spunk 🙏🏻💪🏻✌🏽💜💯

[@psy0rz]

You mean Bobby the fucking BEEF puppet..ooohhhh!!

[@coltonrodrigo3491]

pro tip : watch movies on Flixzone. I've been using them for watching all kinds of movies during the lockdown.

[@asajohnny8129]

@Colton Rodrigo Definitely, I've been using flixzone} for months myself =)

[@jasonstriker5975]

Dice is a legend, there's no one else like him either. 😎

[@Grrrufftiy]

I mean besides the fact that he's just like Rodney Dangerfield LOL

[@jasonstriker5975]

@@Grrrufftiy i agree

[@kenfouche5477]

Man ur so right! I’m from NY and parents from Mass. I saw Andrew in 81 live and started buying his live cds or tapes back then. I was later married and I can say Dice had a hand in my divorce. She actually said that “ he’s a male chauvinist pig”!! And I say what’s ur point?

[@angelvalle9963]

​@@GrrrufftiyRodney was a one liner guy nothing like dice very different style.

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

@@Grrrufftiy Rodney was like his mentor. Dice just took it to the next "Lenny Bruce" level.

[@sydIRISH]

"I'd eat the corn out of her shit, and I don't even like corn." Dice at his most vulgar, whats fun is life if we can't laugh at ourselves and each other? Rock on Diceman

[@timpriestley8997]

I've always loved this corn joke of his.....brillaint!!!!! I use it to this day! great humour pal

[@billysikes1374]

Did you ever have your ass in the air while he fucked ya like this!!! When he said that and motioned, I liked to died laughing

[@kevinknight3606]

Dice would rip people today apart.people have become such candy asses.

[@HG-pi3qp]

Damn the guy rubbing her back was going in on the “it’s okay dear” soothing. Dice is king.

[@Stonestare]

Dice is dressed like he wants to sell me some sneakers.

[@jaya.0069]

LOL, out of the trunk of his car!

[@willfade7994]

Joey Cadillac! Hahaha So funny. He was a good sport. I love the Dice.

[@RobertStefun-oz9xd]

We love you too

[@thezohan6274]

The kid had that lighter in his pocket since 8th grade just waiting for a good time to snap it out

[@DioRestInPeace1]

thanks for the upload. I now LOVE this guy

[@joshuaswannmusic6462]

So true. Long live the Diceman!

[@CanaryValens]

Bobby and Bubbles probably been divorced for 20 yrs

[@cory7730]

Holy shit this guy puts me in stitches

[@TagoJones]

"I was eatin nis girl's dungeon the odda day" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@mikeyates7931]

Bubbles sitting there laughing her ass off and clapping for her Man - now that's a good girl ; she's a freaking keeper ❤

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

Hell yeah she is! Where are these women today???

[@AussieGossie]

That couple in the front row got the VIP treatment.

[@nousernamesification]

I love this man so much!

[@aarondigby9859]

BOBBY THE BEEF PUPPET !!!!

[@kevinknight3606]

The "energizer bunny why should she give ever ready for never ready,huh?

[@aspenrebel]

"Kiss her where it stinks, take her to Jersey."

[@aspenrebel]

"The 3 most puke inducing words ever created in the English language ...... BABY ON BOARD! ..... I don't know what yuppie c***sucker thought of that idea. ..... baby on board, child in car .... why don't you put up a real sign .... A**HOLE AT THE WHEEL!"

[@hollywoodmafia4841]

gotta love the DICE MAN!!

[@wheelmanstan]

yeah never sit in the front row when dice is on stage

[@alxtnt57]

i saw this for first time 2022 .holy shit funny

[@vdog4799]

@@alxtnt57 Yeah this guy is crazy. Have you seen his other stuff? The diceman cometh? Thats my favorite. Those poems get me everytime

[@alphayungwes5595]

Wow, great upload. I'm a fairly new Dice fan, I've watched the Dangerfield special, the MSG show and the Diceman Cometh, imo this one is the best one of them all, hilarious!

[@mattsharp8960]

You need to check out The Day The Laughter Died. Legendary set of his.

[@pena.3302]

Add Ford Fairlane..r.n r detective..!

[@guitarguru.3572]

@@mattsharp8960I agree. The guy did his best to bomb a show and created a masterpiece.

[@mkeperez1558]

Saw him in Houston, 1990 , the guy killed " this whole town is a titty bar, I went to confession and the priest was like Dice you been to the titty bars yet?" funny that he is Jewish ..

[@WPGinterceptor460Interceptor]

10:15, haha this guys pretty good impression of dice

[@Kev80ification]

Dice is the man!

[@mogatdula]

That kids probably his secret son 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seanm7539]

Mabey lol

[@ictpilot]

Toxic masculinity at its finest! You rock Diceman!

[@Fundaddy5000]

“And I don’t even like corn”. 😂 “Did I leave the house yet? Can I read my own fuckin’ mind?” lmao 🤣 Love Dice! Saw him a few times way back when. Need to see him one more time!

[@paulorlando5877]

Foot Locker wants their jacket back,Oooooooo!

[@MatthewsArcade]

that’s funny 😆

[@Shaggy_zoinks]

Andrew Dice Clay had the best comedy and still a fan of his 😂😂❤

[@fish9905]

Imagine Dice today? Lol the woke crowds heads would explode

[@Grrrufftiy]

We need a update, where is Bobby the beef puppet now?

[@vdog4799]

I remember renting videos of this guy from blockbuster on VHS

[@turboteabag08]

It's like Dice is making all this shit up on the spot to fill his time, lol.

[@tedmayer1597]

He probably is about 75% unless the front row people are "plants" ( part of the show) and I don't think they are

[@normanby100]

Joey Cadillac rules.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

Couple in the front got massacre on themselves!!

[@HateCrew119]

10:35 had to be the most epic moment hahah

[@dougmcconkey5126]

And that's why Mom and Dad would never ever let me watch his comedy specials when I was a kid 😂😂

[@germanenglishengineer2054]

Gee I wonder why. Yes he can't help himself. It's too good.

[@tonyp0922]

First time I saw this new young groundbreaking comedian was 1988 at Jimmy Reids in Ramsey NJ. This is where I first heard The Nursery Rhymes😂😂😂

[@jamespell8091]

Thats a nice car. I like the car The Diceman

[@J_Clean_1996]

"The tree h**kas."

[@TagoJones]

"Make ballz dance!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

Dice's Beetlejuice jacket is a laugh all on it's own

[@jamminjoe44]

DICE RULES!!!

[@mzondi1970]

Dam i think those pants were pulled up to his neck..lol

[@Mr-Soto]

U could see his salcheech too😬

[@benharrison1883]

Hey hey if she don't smell it i don't smell it

[@Scramble4r]

Dice Rules!

[@vdog4799]

I was literally cringing for that guy in the front t row. And when he got Joey up on stage I was actually SCARED the guy! Oh man. No way would I ever get front row seats to one of his shows

[@jamie.777]

Bald dude with a skullett in a ponytail, FRONT ROW, that's red meat for the diceman

[@vdog4799]

@@jamie.777 Haha sure is! He was great in his day. These days people couldnt handle his humor

[@koryclarke1991]

I wish Dice and Kinison could be on Stage together.

[@michaelmanning3528]

Dice Brooklyn's best

[@markwinberry8095]

That car is gorgeous. Anybody know what it is off hand? Buick, Pierce?

[@joshuachambers148]

Mark Winberry lmao

[@miguelsolis1169]

Its bofa

[@YouCantHoldOnTooLong]

Well, it's certainly not a Ford Fairlane, that's for sure! ~Dutch

[@mr.conductor7625]

It's a Fagmobile 1939 GT.

[@Foxbat1155]

@@mr.conductor7625 from Faggillac brand made in Faggetroit

[@Friggle_Dee]

"Bobby da fuckin beef puppppppeteggehgegeget"

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

10:15 italian man imitating a Jewish man imitating an Italian. Inception.

[@TMc-k5n]

Dice is Jewish

[@guitarguru.3572]

I don’t believe Dice has ever claimed anything other than his actual Jewish heritage. He has the Brooklyn accent because that’s where he’s from. Irish people from Brooklyn carry that drawl. He was lightly inspired by the Fonz (ironically portrayed by “Winkler”), but he used his given first and middle name as his stage name. “Dice” ends with a vowel, but it sure as hell doesn’t sound Italian.

[@danielschell6523]

This guys amazing

[@theedrstrangelove]

it's his lost twin!

[@southernman22]

He was controversial from get go. Much less now. But he was joking. Women joke about men too.

[@andrealynn7194]

He is a legend love the ol’ Skool car the white wall tires soo flashy that’s pizzazz ❤

[@jessiegoodwin-qk9st]

LOL 😂

[@williamolivas]

DICE!

[@fish9905]

The 80s clothes 😆

[@p3rpNZ]

so good

[@Scramble4r]

just seen him last Sunday, awesome show!

[@guitarguru.3572]

Try to comment your favorite Dice joke and see how long KZbin allows it to stay up. It’s a blast.

[@bkvifishing]

The MAN... COME BACK TO SHEEPSHEAD BAY BROOKLYN

[@billysikes1374]

Please have a DICE, season 3

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

@11:15~Joey Cadillac training to be the next Clay!! I wonder if ADC took him under his wing??

[@abidababida7096]

Anyone know what kinda car that is behind him? That thing is gorgeous

[@zackwhite639]

2 pumps n a dump ahhh!

[@guywilliams6569]

Andrew Dice Clay is trying to teach the guy who BROUGHT HIS girlfriend, how to pick up HIS girlfriend.. let that sink in... And then think people probably paid several hundred dollars to be there and that this guy, Dice, was a multi-millionaire, probably still is and is world famous because of this kind of stuff...

[@williamyoung1651]

You see THATS how you treat your audience GUYS

[@gbond]

0:28 do people still appreciate humor like this? 😂😂😂

[@CaryMGVR]

*What kind of car is that on stage ...??* *It's absolutely beautiful!* *And Joey ROCKS!!* 🙂👍🏻

[@godzilla12325]

Its an old American car, your welcome 😏

[@IronChief]

Boat tail Cord supercharged

[@CaryMGVR]

@@IronChief *NOYCE!!* *Thanks man!* 🙂👍🏻

[@netrioter]

improv comedy = making all this shit up to fill time.

[@christopherross8358]

Is Joey in on the act, or is Dice in Jersey?

[@zenobiaallen2774]

Gotta love’mm

[@Lumberburner]

Ha. The guy at 7:04

[@Herbtree111]

Lovin it

[@arricammarques1955]

Oh! Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?

[@andrewsparr3239]

Love this stuff 🤪🤪😳

[@TheLsbernardez]

A lot of groupie dudes in the crowd 😂😂😂😂

[@Ben333bacc]

9:00 "BabbaBooey!"

[@ScottRossProductions]

This is so rude. I love it!

[@203207ab]

You see my big finger New Jersey?! -from California

[@allones3078]

Where do you even get joey's pants now a day.. I do not want them just wandering if people are still waring them.

[@williamyoung1651]

Yeah maybe a bit much all at once but he did say you're gonna regret it

[@FastFordClub]

LOL , For Sure

[@jdubber4dubbs62]

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@rjemini]

HUBBA HUBBA

[@kerplunkety]

I don't remember guys Joey's age wearing their hair like that

[@HereForAStorm]

Ohhhh, I'm pretending to be Italian ovah heeereee, ooohhhh!

[@demonocusmetalocus3558]

They all talk like him in brooklyn

[@judahkatz2402]

I thought Italians spoke Italian? I don't remember hearing a heavy Brooklyn accent or even a NY accent from the locals in Italy. If it wasn't for the NY mafia and all the movies that accent wouldn't be considered 'Italian'.

[@bryanhoward7928]

This fucking guy.... You believe dis fucking guy..... Get tha fuck outta here jerk off (in an "italian" accent) lol

[@Sloimer]

Beetledice

[@MatthewsArcade]

LOL 😂

[@paultongue7381]

Dice made comedy what it is today before dice comedians never sold out big shows like Madison square garden and spectrum 2days in a row

[@Fanik10]

Do what I tell you to say!

[@scarred4evr03]

Maybe bobby the beef puppet is a bastid kid from dices past?

[@chadstone7468]

Dice was amazing, one of a kind. Talented asf. Really surprised he didn't become bigger than what he was

[@dylanchurch101]

bigger than what he was? HE WAS HUGE

[@chadstone7468]

@@dylanchurch101 yeah but he disappeared for a long time

[@snixbae]

Maybe because he hadn’t any boundaries whatsoever, he acted like he could rape a girl on the stage and think it’s funny.

[@vanessal7291]

How much bigger could he have gotten?

[@alexmartin3143]

@@vanessal7291 Bigger in that people under 50 knows who he is…

[@skibi5759]

MAAAAA MAAAAA MAAAAA LOL

[@santinowilliams693]

became a fan from Crime Story then on to brain crusher and the abventures of Ford fairlane just to name a few, always a good show and a very funny guy......Funny how?, how am i funny?, you mean like im here to amuse you?, funny how?....oh here we go😳😳

[@jeffhale9620]

He came and B Went

[@szqsk8]

Oops, spike too soon in part 1. Found the rest of this! My bad...

[@Packman33]

I just now learned where my dad gets the bubble jokes from lmao

[@jeffreycarroll7499]

Hilarious