ANDREW SANTINO: The Corvette of Sex Chairs | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

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[@ndrmartin2416]

I’m with The Shark. The video of the bet says “by his birthday” not on. With that wording, if he lost all the weight miraculously the next day after the bet, he would have won.

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

💯

[@SabineEtienne-c9o]

I came to the comments to say the same and see you’ve already brought justice 😂👏🏾

[@noellejohnson9822]

Concur. 🦈, we got you. Eat that 🍕.

[@ashleypolecastro9998]

I came to say the same lol.... "by my birthday" is not the same as "on my birthday" Great job 🦈

[@dylandushack994]

Hoping everyone likes this because I was coming down to say the same 😂

[@shanabananamusic]

Shark said “BY” his birthday, not “ON” his birthday. He 💯 won.

[@lanzi_xo]

exactly!!! totally agree. 💯

[@MickeyValentineLondon]

@@shanabananamusic grammatically you are completely correct .... got to give the win to the shark with no ears .... and Happy Birthday & Marriage 😊😊😊

[@emilykathey9258]

This is what I’m saying!

[@chankley4177]

The fact that the shark hit the weight goal EARLY is completely lost on Jake

[@tyharris14]

He lost the 20 pounds, it doesn’t matter when it was, “by his birthday” means “before his birthday”

[@EwokPanda]

Exactly!

[@amandakucsera]

It means any day leading to his birthday for sureee

[@unclestern2887]

IM WITH THE SHARK - the bet was reach 180 BY his bday which he did. No one said he needs to be 180 on his birthday. Can’t swim with the shark then get outta the water.

[@TheCbizzle10]

Honestly Kevin’s Trial about the birthday weigh in was super intense lolol if i were him i would feel bullied also. But CONGRATS ON THE WEIGHT LOSS SHARK!!!! You won in my eyes

[@MondayNightFriend]

Team Shark - "I'm behind you"? More like - Team Shark, we're behind you.

[@5jonesmetiene]

Also im so excited for the next episode when Jake and Gareth already read all of our comments 🤣🤣🤣

[@nico5406]

“By” his birthday, not “on” his birthday, he made it by his birthday. It feels like Jake is just being a sore loser lmao.

[@NikolaiVolkovski]

He won the bet, it was by my birthday, not on my birthday. The shark 100% won and does not deserve the grief he’s been given

[@ltheil8030]

Any time Santino is on a Podcast it's an instant watch. I am so excited right now!

[@Ball_drips]

If i say i want to run a 5k by my birthday, do i have to run the fucking thing on my birthday. Insane

[@serenayflamenca]

😂😂😂

[@Vale-yn6nu]

Many don’t realize how insane it is to lose 20 lbs . Kevin is a beast 💪🦈

[@maunikareddy5357]

I don’t really know Andrew Santino but he was an absolute PERFECT fit for the show! He gets itttt, maybe unlike other guests on the show. Just wish he had some more interesting calls!

[@shawnibarra5843]

Shark won the bet regardless haha. If they wanted wanted to Kevin to be at the targeted weight on his birthday then they should've made sure to keep the weight in on his birthday

[@ElChris816]

Dude, having Santino on the show was effin' amazing.

[@drewdixon2720]

Hey it’s Bobby mom!

[@coltenmoore1983]

Using the UFC reference actually helps shark. Fight and weigh in, aren’t on the same day. Fighter doesn’t have to weigh the certain weight at the fight. Just the weigh in.

[@angxrose]

Why do I feel bad for Dave, he was nervoussss and it's so cool that he's also a fan of the show

[@melinayeamon2830]

Nice!! So happy to see Santino!!! He’s perfect for this show. ❤❤ love him and love this show

[@countdowntimers1141]

Ouch, a day before is fine. I'm also a bully but empathize with the guy for reaching his goal. ALSO give him a nice trip to somewhere special. He probably goes above and beyond for the show . And maybe he doesn't want to be on screen as much as he is. His job is more of a behind the scenes job.

[@allegrafranklin8843]

I'm with the shark. He said "by my birthday" and not "on my birthday." Soooooo, ya bullies!!

[@mitze888]

I'm not sayin' anything I'm just sayin' Jake is a bully. You look great, Kevin, and you deserved to celebrate.

[@Snotface106]

"By my birthday." = On or before The Shark's birthday. Shark wins. 😂

[@Aaron-oz3uj]

This guy is the CEO of the chair company and this is an ad

[@gboccieri]

FWIW - he said BY my birthday not ON my birthday.

[@JETBLASTIX]

Kevin is correct. An absolute pleasure as always, gentlemen.

[@22ahouston]

Can we PLEASE get a Jake Johnson + Andrew Santino show going.. Chicago based or not.. Id take it anyway it comes

[@TheCbizzle10]

1:09:19 i CANNOT stop laughing and clapping at this update 😂

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

I laughed so hard & loud espesh when 'Kim' was petting Chance 🤣🤣

[@tracecify]

"By" means anytime up to or including the day. If i want to run a marathon by age 40, running a marathon at 38 means you accomplished it.

[@flopimus]

Santino in mid transformation is pretty funny. The guy on the left

[@RansomGetty]

Haha... Gareth and Jake should switch couches, since both of ya'lls pants blend into the color of the furniture. Lil Torso babies! 😉

[@serenayflamenca]

18:51 Andrew is like wtf am I doing here 😂😊

[@MapBot11]

Yes! I've been waiting for this day!

[@zanemitchell535]

I love Andrew Santino and I don’t care who knows.

[@codypickell9299]

I love the Scooby-Doo ending with an actor pretending to be a rival, and then you give everyone an Albert Kiggy shot

[@laraleeal]

I have to defend the Shark (as I see many others are doing here!!) “By” means on or before, not necessarily on! Shark would win in court no doubt. Enjoy your pizza and happy birthday 🎉

[@anthonyedwardsolo]

This is the collab I've been waiting for

[@karlabaudelia5474]

Side note: I re-watch 21Jump Street and realized oh the Principal is Jake! 😁

[@Faith_Of_The_First_Order]

Andrew Saint-ino putting these boys on the map… now they just need Bobby Lee-thal

[@winedrinksitself]

I screamed with excitement when I saw this come up in my feed. Podcast worlds collide. I am just certain this is going to be a hilarious episode.

[@EwokPanda]

"By my Birthday" simply means any time before his birthday. Seriously, is grammar education failing this bad?

[@kfuppak]

You guys should have Andrew on again but with bobby like a double date!! Lol thatd be an awesome ep

[@EmilyPeregory]

YAYYY! Andrew Santino! My day is made with all y’all together. Can’t wait to listen 😊😊😊

[@optoutist]

I NEED Santino to be part of this podcast at least once a month, please!

[@MatthewAaronn]

Jake Johnson and Santino in the same pod is heaven

[@nicolevargas1166]

Amo cuando mis universos podcasteros se cruzan. Es como ver a Hanna Montana en The suit life of Zack and Cody

[@veronikareynolds3173]

ive been binging both whiskey ginger and whth the past two weeks, this one is for me specifically

[@mcho21]

If you ever have an episode where Andrew and Max are guests at the same time it needs to be 8 hours long. I'd pay money for that no quesiton.

[@serenayflamenca]

Get Ms Pat to settle the “by my birthday” dispute! 😂😂

[@jakobmorningstar]

We all know that Jake has to show up and play Albert Kiggy for the restaurant in BC, he plays curmudgeon perfectly

[@roydidd]

I was just thinking recently that I'd love to see you guys do something with Andrew 😍 my dreams are coming true

[@serenayflamenca]

I did not understand wtf is going on during the first call 😂

[@willvr4]

Man, talk about not letting something go. The weigh in story really isn't that interesting and I'm 21mins in and they're still interupting the call to keep talking about it.

[@BGRPiccu]

The key word is "by," not "on." Plus, there was no firm date set for the weigh-in. If there had been a certain date set and he changed it, you have a right to question, but the words "by my birthday," mean he weighed 180 by his birthday.

[@laurenramirez2617]

Didn’t think the hunk could get any hunkier and then he said “I’m vegan” !!! 🌱 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼

[@oliviarose20003]

Natalie Tysm I literally almost PEED MY PANTS I love Kim and chase so much

[@serenayflamenca]

48:51 Andrew is still so pissed he has to discuss this fucking question 😂

[@noellejohnson9822]

Dave should be the spokesperson for the chair. Good for you, Dave 🪑 👏 Also - Moving company 😂💀

[@noellejohnson9822]

“Beat the crap out of yourself.” This pod is the 🐐 of 🐐’s

[@rayname908]

When I worked at Kim's Video in NYC someone ordered 100 2001:A Space Odysey VHS tapes last minute before New Years Eve 2000. The order was placed from our distributor. The credit card number did not work so I had to refuse the delivery of 100 videotapes. Pain in the ass prank

[@igeigeigeige]

Wait, is that JD Vance on we’re here to help?

[@nitishkak2166]

Best pod everrrrr 💯💯💯

[@serenayflamenca]

55:14 Tess is gonna end up dead 💀 on that stupid chair by Dave. 😂😂

[@iabddow1]

I can sum up the reason that we can never have nice things "When I was young, I got paid X, therefore, anyone making more than X is spoiled." Well, glad we can never have anything better than how you were treated when you were young. Oh, and what did a house cost then? Santino can go F off into the sun for that. Otherwise, the dude was pretty funny.

[@MickeyValentineLondon]

Wow santino left his tinny Korean home 😊❤️🌍

[@wejsmith5446]

not so tiny, whiny korean.....

[@MickeyValentineLondon]

I mean look at his face .... he even looks 20 years younger 😂😂😂

[@MickeyValentineLondon]

... that or he shaved .... one of the two 😁😁😁 long live the slept king and the cheeto

[@jonnyincomox]

Skip to the first call everytime.

[@Goochwrinkle]

Every week I wait for a new episode of my favorite show the hetero help podcast

[@XPickle_RiiickX]

I lost it at the reveal of the moving company..... Holy SHIT that was funny😂😂😂

[@5jonesmetiene]

I am soooo Team Kevin. HE CLEARLY SAID BY MY BIRTHDAY NOT ON. A judge would LAUGH at you guys when seeing the clip. He won and even PRIOR to the date which is IMPOSSIBLE. If he had said and keep it off by the day of the wedding thennnnnn we would be talking something diff. Also Kevin the weight you gained from Dominos is mostly WATER RETENTION from the processed food. Go to a sauna and youll weight 180 again in like 2 days or less!!

[@amandakucsera]

Apparently it’s from the salt I didn’t see anything about processed food

[@5jonesmetiene]

@@amandakucsera processed food has excess of salt to maintain its state for prolonged timeframes.

[@darkocebuhar3889]

You couldn't have a better guest for corvette convo, i mean cheeto has a rooster ring of power 🤣🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏻

[@AmaliaAlexieff]

On the whole, I don't see that Natalie's dog ever had a problem with her leaving him with someone else: it looks like Natalie had (has?) the problem with leaving the dog behind, and wants to project the "fault" for that onto the dog.

[@phrixi0n]

"180 by my birthday", not ON. So technically Kev was right, he was there by his birthday

[@clevermissfox]

Wasn’t there a robotics student that needed some kind of “useful” product and the guys pitched a construction helper robot (forgot the name but it was something clever). Maybe they could whip up a way to get Kim to pet chase every couple hours 😂

[@jam4425]

My favorite

[@rev5069]

Great episode guys! I just got to say I’ve been watching it for a long time now you guys have the darkest lighted podcast I’ve seen. Lol do you guys realize that? Maybe a purpose no worries.

[@XPickle_RiiickX]

Losing the weight SOONER than he said he would is a GOOD THING, right?!

[@trinitypeter4865]

HOLY SHIT LONGMONT??? I’m losing my mind

[@carveylover]

I am 100% with Kev on this. The wording was *by his birthday* not "on his birthday." If it was on his birthday, then it would have been premature. Kevin, we see you.

[@markleal16]

The guys need to apologize on the podcast.

[@thatguy9807]

For?

[@Adanielled28]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!! Ive been hoping you guys would have Bobby Lee or Santino on as guests. Please bring Bobby Lee next, and I'd love to see you both (Gareth and Jake) on Bad Friends as well!!!

[@lucidmemory4146]

LFG Tito Andrew!

[@tacticalcupcake5104]

I gotta say just because Kevin lost the weight earlier doesn't matter. You can't change it after he celebrates and eats. That's schematics. He said by my birthday not on my birthday. And he lost the weight. Give him a break. He actually did it faster than he was supposed to! It's not like he took longer.

[@AmaliaAlexieff]

The dog eating treats out of the dummy's hand is most likely to be just the dog seeing "treats" (that is to say, "food") and eating them: dogs, being essentially scavengers, are just looking for things to eat, and will go after them wherever they find them: once again, dogs cannot be "fooled" by "dummies". When in a stressful spot, they will simply look for their source of food, howerever it comes to them.

[@alykdahl3578]

I clicked on this thinking “Oh No Him Doing Calls?! This I Have To Hear!!”

[@vaquerobeebop9386]

I would be annoyed after the 30 min mark

[@Zenaitha]

Cmooonnnn it’s not like they REALLY weren’t going to buy him his gift. I totally get what they mean when they think “by his birthday” means weighing in on his bday. It’s all in good fun, idg why he got so pissed lol

[@willvr4]

It's amazing what a motivator it is having to go to a wedding and pose for pictures. I was a groomsman for my sister's wedding and wanted to get down to 180, but only hit 185. Now I'm recovering from surgery and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna balloon back up to the low 190's. I just wish I didn't put ALL of my weight on in my torso/neck/face. I feel like a potato.

[@toddsandbo9710]

Shark should win. He hit the goal "by" his birthday. Fill the humidor to apologize for the controversy. Team Shark

[@nameless.faceless.]

Love Andrew!!

[@lightningmouse11]

Just noticed I'm drinking the exact same soda as Jake! Olipop is great.

[@nephrotoxick8]

Yessss 😂 Love Santino this will be great 🎉

[@tomhavy]

Amen

[@isaacunkefer1856]

Justice for The Shark

[@chazer111]

That first call was so awkward lmao

[@factorygirl2286]

wouldn’t it be easier just to get the dog another dog so he isn’t alone when they have to leave the house and has a buddy

[@cassidyjankowski2673]

11:26 for the look

[@jboogie325]

You guys clearly don't understand the difference between "BY my birthday" and "ON my birthday"

[@ero9429]

Albert is an ex employee that felt screwed over by the restaurant and wanted to get revenge.

[@campd73]

The Chairman of the Headboard