Universities in 2050 Be Like

[@alexanderpiloco4794]

By the way, like, physics should just do away with the whole “Pauli exclusion principle”, and replace it with something more inclusive.

[@latt.qcd9221]

Fermions obey the Pauli exclusion principle; bosons obey the Pauli inclusion principle. Bose-Einstein condensates are an example of the Pauli inclusion principle.

[@alexanderpiloco4794]

I liked your comment.. but we should be sensitive, there may be some - what we call half integer spin fermions (*fermions*) - that identify as integer spin bosons. Those *fermions* should be allowed into the boson club, that is, if there are N *fermions* (N>>1) in a system, they should all be allowed to occupy the same energy eigenstate, where all have the same four quantum numbers. And if that’s not the case, then I’m just done with physics.. remove it from our universities.

[@user-en5vj6vr2u]

@@latt.qcd9221 pauli racism 💀💀💀

[@danielwallace1968]

"Quantum Supremacy" should be replaced with something more inclusive.

[@JPsk8core]

@@latt.qcd9221 okay, fermions are now *cancelled*

[@relariis_the_paradox]

I can't tell who is getting roasted harder here, the students, the faculty, or the universities

[@Lucky10279]

The universities.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

Lol that was exactly my goal. To equally shit on everything 😂

[@mastershooter64]

@@AndrewDotsonvideos ah yes true equality

[@feierhou3731]

Yes

[@dianasofia5075]

The future, I guess.

[@LampTLDR]

"Well first of all, how about a little respect in the classroom, address me by my first name." Very funny! Well done, Andrew!

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

Thanks man hope you’re well 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@masternobody1896]

@@AndrewDotsonvideos most student be like in hell

[@masternobody1896]

@@AndrewDotsonvideos i am broke i cant use nord vpn

[@bob5476]

That’s how it’s done in most of the world outside the US

[@averagewhiteguy2]

This was a great video. I really hope things improve in Academia so it doesn't keep getting worse.

[@nasirsiddiqui7573]

hey andrew you've been the G since i discovered you back in 2018 when i was a sophomore physics major. i'm now (officially too, just passed my qualifiers last week) in a PhD program. your content has played an important role in my development so far. just wanted to leave that for you in hopes that you read it.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

These are the coolest comments to read, best of luck starting the phd!

[@myleskornfeld8582]

"Just turn to chapter 6 of chegg please" had me crying

[@RC32Smiths01]

"You will treat me with respect, you refer to me by my first name" LOL. Funny and awesome work as always man!

[@farfa2937]

Really I always feel weird if people use anything other than eithe my name or my nickname so I always called my professors by their first names.

[@MentoDaSheep]

Where I'm from we always call the teachers by their first name 0_0 The concept of surname or title is none existent.

[@RC32Smiths01]

@@MentoDaSheep ahh gotcha! My professors are actually quite strict on having to refer to them by their title, but that is just my experience.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

@@RC32Smiths01 see I’m Just a yes ma’am yes sir kinda guy so my default it calling professors “professor”. But titles are only respectful because people decided it was respectful, so really whatever people are comfortable with 🙌🏻

[@saad_ghannam]

I would unironically love it if professors weren't allowed to stare into my eyes.

[@FreeRoger]

Do you really think the world will be around by 2050 after you've gotten a PhD?

[@HershO.]

Meanwhile me, a person who sits in the back of the class and never interacts with human life forms: "Haha very relatable"

[@mideoryan3375]

Hope you’re taking it easy Andrew, you seem mad tired…In general…almost as if the skits are your therapy to escape the intensity of your PhD. Just wanted to say you’re doing great and we’re all proud of you both as an academic and as a person. Take care of yourself dude 🫡

[@josephmoscoso915]

He’s just enlightened at all times

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

I appreciate it brother🙌🏻

[@beskamir5977]

The ad was very well integrated! Fantastic work.

[@N0TMYD3N]

"This whole thing smacks of gender," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[@Cloclo64]

So glad I'm not the only physics grad that still plays RuneScape after 15+ years.

[@ivantamayoromero1668]

What is that game about?

[@Cloclo64]

@@ivantamayoromero1668 it is an MMORPG that puts a lot of emphasis on skills. A player could mine ore to gain mining xp, smelt the ore for smithing xp, and craft armor and weapons for smithing xp. Lots of farming for raw materials. Huge addictive time suck.

[@ivantamayoromero1668]

@@Cloclo64 ohhh

[@mptness4389]

You definitely made eye contact with John at 5:02. Fired.

[@astrobear8790]

"exactly. a microdose" LMFAO

[@JohnnyTheHer]

The Twitter talk at 3:55 is just pure horror. Definitively one of the best skits in this channel.

[@user-fz8ci2sg5p]

A six pack of blue moon?!? The university is really upping their scholarship game

[@LG-dq7hf]

That was the smoothest ad promo I've ever seen

[@DaMonster]

"we've never seen such high scores on 23 and me before" NOOOOOOOOOOOO hahahahaha

[@donjuan6118]

One of my fellow tutors literally does the assignments for the students that come in who ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT be in our program. I want to report him but all they will do is become a "private" tutor and do it anyway. This is why litmus tests need to be brought back because there are a ton of university students cheating their way through STEM programs.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

I think we all have stories like this, some even make it to grad school.

[@donjuan6118]

@@AndrewDotsonvideos tell me they don't make it through grad school Andrew.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

@@donjuan6118 I wish that were true. They can squeak by sometimes but you can tell as soon as you have a real physics convo with them. When someone’s in year 4 of their phd and still just using buzzwords when whenever open their mouth, you just know.

[@joshwoods7207]

you've honestly inspired me so much to go down a physics route! about to start my masters degree in mathematical physics! get to do quantum mechanics, quantum field theory, Relativity and modern particle theory, can't wait!

[@raccoonduck5406]

Have fun making money in finance!

[@Syndicalism]

So glad to see Zach and Papa Flammy make cameos in this vid

[@tomkerruish2982]

Nice shout out to Papa Flammy!

[@stpeter1241]

Finally a new sketch, Andrew is the best comedian.

[@MrNiceguyjin]

I know you’re joking around, but there’s gotta be bits of truth in this. Geez… I finished grad school in 2014 and it wasn’t anything like what it seems to be these days. I imagine grad school is still okay-ish, but I can’t imagine undergrad in 2022.

[@speedspeed121]

I just graduated from a California UC in physics. I mean, it's kinda like this, but not really in the physics department. You see this in the humanities departments where the students have nothing better to do.

[@nguyentri3608]

@@speedspeed121 oh for sure it gets worse the further you get from hard sciences, hell, even further just from physics. In senior year for my astrophysics undergrad, hopefully I got enough time for PhD before it gets really bad, then I can reevaluate academia during my postdoc

[@speedspeed121]

@@nguyentri3608 I was ASTRO myself

[@Arbitrary_Moniker]

It's really heading in this direction, Andrew? I'm not in university myself, and I live in Finland of all places, but things over here are still certainly much more "secular" than "woke" in the universities, based on the students I've talked to. Is the "vibe" in the colleges, and are the policies of the colleges themselves along these lines, but just milder?

[@jorgealbertocortesdavalos4446]

At least where I study, it's something like that, they no longer care if we learn anything at all, as long as we get our majors and govern sees "results" being the results just a number of students that went through a degree

[@RM-xs3ci]

Where I study...yes. I study computer science, and they teach bare min, which is surprising for a private university. For a SQL class, the professor showed us that we can rapid fire answers on a test until it is correct. But he does not "encourage" doing so. I honestly learn more on KZbin in an hour than I do in an entire semester for a class. It is like this at a lot of places too. I transferred between three schools to find one that actually teaches well, and gave up and stuck where I am now. When I was at a public school, I didn't finish an assignment, and the professor actually marked at as 100% if I was willing to submit anything, even if it was blank. Schools likely only care about keeping their graduation rates up for funding.

[@theredwisper6484]

@Jul W you must be so funny at parties

[@TheIrvingNava1]

@@theredwisper6484 I'd be upset too if I didn't get invited to parties

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

No it’s not that bad, just goofin

[@pranaytiwari6071]

I wonder if tanner is still adding scalars to vectors

[@drandrewsanchez]

oh my god this video is so good andrew im cracking up! Also, friendly reminder that you can't quit runescape, just take really long breaks.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

He lives!?

[@RichardJohnson_dydx]

This is too scary to think about. I might as well numb my mind with some OSRS.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

Raids 3 is out 👀

[@oSwhs]

"Pair of headphones that exclusively play the Joe Rogan Experience" I am wheezing LOL

[@rohanc9509]

Haven’t seen these sketch videos in awhile. It’s always a great welcome back!

[@cropleyknockmealdown]

This is the most strangely accurate video on the internet

[@汉堡哥]

Agreed

[@toobored8847]

The first Jane foster scene in Thor love and thunder reminded me of your skit Andrew, I think they borrowed it from your skit

[@mr_mhg91]

SPICY DR. DOTSON MEMES... love it

[@lucastadesse2678]

This video is kind of scary cause I could see these arguments being made.

[@laxminarayanbhandari855]

I was watching your "Physics Gradschools: Expectations vs Reality" and here comes the notification. Awesome!

[@PapaFlammy69]

chocolate?

[@mastershooter64]

sup jens, how's teaching going?

[@RockHardWoodDaddy]

@@mastershooter64 yeye

[@trenth5686]

Remember that time you got a 98 and I got a 97 because Vanorden thought my 1 was a 7 … I remember

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

It haunts me to this day

[@thf62]

Truly the best ad I've ever seen in my life

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Roxas99Yami]

hey Andrew long time fan of yours. love your videos. Please do let us know how your research in the D-term is going. Cheers!

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

Will do!

[@ANchannel29]

Please make vedio on physics debate with your colleagues i love to watch that.

[@MisterFizzer]

This is... a weird tone overall. As someone in a university, I don't really see what you're satirizing happening. It sounds at points more like my conservative relative's imagination of what is happening. Tuition is going up, yeah, but class sizes are holding steady, and the prevalence of cheating has been decreasing as well, at least at my institution. Still looking forward to your videos, but this one just hit wrong for me.

[@MisterFizzer]

@Darklorddestroyer14 Physics, finishing up my PhD work.

[@person9815]

Yeah, 'anti-woke' jokes are overused, unfunny and attempting to combat something that doesn't exist. I generally really enjoy Andrew's videos, so this weirdly conservative one is a bit of a shame.

[@garioshi6525]

Yeah, STEM is going to be one of the last parts of any college that becomes "woke", considering they can't even get their gender ratio above 80:20.

[@TheIrvingNava1]

Yeah, I kept trying to piece it all together but with all the weird conservative jokes it didn't make sense as a cohesive concept.

[@feriko861]

You have to be blind or willfully ignorant to say leftist ideology is not forced just about everywhere in academia

[@dachizedginidze7646]

i didn't get the microdose joke, what's it about?

[@briansolorzano8693]

Some of these are actual policies in some companies

[@kingplunger1]

Maybe I am just not conditioned enough to see everything as woke or conservative as I am not American and don't use twitter, but what even is the problem with this video according to the comments ? I don't get how this is apparently too conservative.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

I think some people just focus on a couple jokes and ignore the rest. Easy to jump to the wrong conclusion when you’re ignoring information.

[@EpicMathTime]

On the internet, any form of authenticity, or just coming off as a normal person is viewed as "conservative" for whatever reason.

[@shivammishra1720]

Finally a sane comment. Man Twitter and Internet has made it seem like you need to exactly be like them otherwise you are a conservative. I am from India and I thought polarization is only in my country but after being active about American politics it seems they have topped the polarization. I hope better for American people.

[@shivammishra1720]

@@AndrewDotsonvideos Agreed but until now I am surprised no one has resorted to "StRaIgHt WhItE MaLe hAtInG On OtHeR PeOpLe".

[@mohamedhusam8189]

Should I learn differential equations first or linear algebra?

[@thedoublehelix5661]

Linear algebra

[@dr_rich_r]

It might be good to take differential equations immediately after calc II.

[@thej680]

For me, the second half of diff eq used more linear algebra. The first half has I think only one linear algebra thing, the Wronskian. It's been a while, but you just need to know how to take a determinate. I took calc 1-3, diff eq 1 (ODEs - we didn't do anything with vector functions yet,) and then linear algebra. I did fine.

[@drawingwithstress]

I failed my Statistical mechanics course last sem and am reappearing for the exam next month but the problem is, I have ADHD and dyscalculia and cannot memorise those derivations no matter how hard I try. Is there any way to help me remember those derivations?

[@ten_cents]

"Are any of you capable of independent thought anymore?" No. They are not.

[@KrappyPatty-ry6lj]

Wake up babe, andrew dotson upload a "be like" vid

[@danielwallace1968]

Good commentary.

[@latermyfriend8934]

In 2050, I'll be 44, and hopefully a professor.

[@harshvardhan4771]

😂 Andrew first tells us not to click any random link sent to us on the internet. Meanwhile Andrew: "Click on this link to get discount on NorrdVPN"

[@patrickknowles8572]

OUTSTANDING, Andrew! Say--are you graduating anytime soon?😄

[@multifan9671]

Im not from the US, and I want to study physics there, but I don't understand your university system. Can u explain it to me? Do you start with undergrad and then specialise in grad? Is it a bachelor? How many years do I study in physics?

[@samuelhawksworth1923]

Best advert for nord vpn ever

[@TheIrvingNava1]

What exactly is this skit though? It felt like it was trying to go for many different angles that I felt like it didn't really go anywhere. Like it combines abstract concepts of like things that don't happen, with half conservative talking points, with like actual critiques of the US college system.

[@rentristandelacruz]

[Eq 1] "things that don't happen" + "half conservative talking points" = "full conservative talking points". [Eq 2] skit = "conservative talking points" + "actual critiques of the US college system"

[@TheIrvingNava1]

@@rentristandelacruz ngl, you lost me in the last part because a = a + q if q =0? I guess I'm just asking for clarification because I don't know if that's what you meant

[@TheIrvingNava1]

@@rentristandelacruz ok, yeah, this structure helps out,

[@Daniel-ih4zh]

@@TheIrvingNava1 why are you guys always fucking gaslighting people? Like even just recently a whole slew of universities felt the need to email students and faculty about the "traumatising and disappointing" verdict in the Rittenhouse case. But no, absolutely wrong at all and university and completed neutral open forums. So unbelievably bad faith...

[@Celastrous]

Oh god this made me cringe so much. Well done! I'm so glad I graduated 2 years ago.

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

It's funny but it's also kinda not cause I got a taste of college bureaucracy fairly recently and it honestly makes me angry

[@felixscott2002]

Hey Andrew (and similarly smart other people). I'm a first year physics major intending to go into theoretical research after undergrad. I have the option of taking up to 3 coding courses as electives essentially and I was wondering if you would consider it worth it to do all of them. I'm not actually sure how prevalent coding is in theoretical research so I don't want to limit myself by not having done any of it.

[@nicholasesposito1204]

yes.

[@JaxzanProditor]

There can definitely be plenty of coding done in theoretical research. It depends on what exactly you end up researching, but knowing how do to stuff with e.g. Python, Mathematica, C++ will probably be pretty useful. That doesn’t mean that all CS courses will be useful, since physicists don’t typically care about the more theoretical aspects of the subject, but it’s definitely worth learning the basics.

[@kazekagekid]

Go for it! Coding is nearly ubiquitous in physics past university physics ii, and also shows up in math around or after linear algebra, so it’ll be useful to get into the groove even if it’s just starting off with something easy like python.

[@felixscott2002]

@@JaxzanProditor thanks for your help :) all the coding courses I would do are listed as major electives (I’m in Australia so not sure if it works that way everywhere) but it seems like the courses are tailored for physics students specifically as opposed to just random comp sci courses I could take.

[@felixscott2002]

@@kazekagekid thanks! I’ll have a look into some of the options, I already have some basic python understanding but you’re right, it wouldn’t hurt to learn more!

[@gahanchattopadhyay2889]

Did you consider the possibility of String theory being proved by 2050? XD

[@teivajabbour500]

I love this channel's runescape references.

[@shunnysky]

feel like im out of the loop this time

[@monochromatech]

Title is wrong... Year should be 2022, not 2050.

[@whalep]

I'm sold on Nord VPN thanks to osrs, thanks Andrew!

[@GiI11]

That last joke really got me.

[@sundaymanali5854]

dude this is my university at 2022. and its not even in murrica. tons of wannabes here.

[@mr_happygolucky7095]

You mean in like 2022 be like

[@jaw0449]

This is funny, but so sad at the same time...it's too true

[@burakki6324]

zach star reference? 4:03

[@spongee5445]

The normalize thing is actually me though, I always giggle to myself whenever a professor says sigma or ratio in lecture

[@RyTyNation]

The best video you’ve ever made hands down.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@mrbot1954]

Yeah idk anyone with a 138 combat level idk what that is 🤷‍♂️

[@gerardogutierrez4911]

My only problem with this video is the background was black, and I kept having to see my face, and it was hard to watch a video without watching avoiding

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

Hmm I could see that being annoying.

[@Pandora234able]

The normalize joke hit me hard lol.

[@MegaManki]

Oh no, Andrew is a reactionary 😬

[@conorfromouterspace]

Yeah, just unsubscribed, i don't want unfunny reactionary shit, i'm here for maths

[@anthonylangston23]

What is a reactionary? Like a youtuber who makes reaction videos?

[@gowrissshanker9109]

Hlo sir, How come the position and momentum are independent variables in Hamiltonian mechanics? Consider SHM Hamiltonian when we change position , Momentum changes right? Both are related to each other right? Thank you

[@basil9633]

4:13 LMFAO

[@ryanlyle9201]

Using chegg to study and only copying homework problems for notes... They know, we've been compromised...

[@farfa2937]

Andrew plays UNO pog

[@kylew121]

Love the smoothness of the ad transition

[@estspartans]

Hey Andrew, can you please do a video on why you picked theoretical physics over experimental physics, and the difference between the two? Why would someone pick one over the other? Thanks!

[@mastershooter64]

difference between theoretical and experimental is in theoretical you get to work with the math of it and making theoretical predictions of observations. in experimental you get to work with the actual experiments and the data from the experiments. Someone would pick one over the other is because they enjoy it, different people enjoy different things. Andrew picked theoretical because he liked it more than experimental.

[@johnchristian5027]

That inderpendant thought comment hit hard XD

[@tjfletcher1336]

Hey Andrew, I'm a senior in Virginia and I'm seeing about any schools that I could apply to other than my main five. Since I want to be a physics major, I want to know if I should apply to ODU. I want to go to VT for physics but from these videos, I've seen, no matter graduate or undergraduate, the physics program is great at the school and I'm wondering if the school would be a good fit for me.

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

In undergrad, it kinda doesn’t matter where you go. Virginia just has great schools all around. If you think you’re gonna lean towards nuclear/particle/accelerator physics (don’t worry if you haven’t thought too much about it yet, it’s very early:)), then I’d start recommending specific Virginia schools that have connections with Jefferson lab (ODU, William and Mary, I think George Mason but I can’t remember). Florida state also has a big foot in the door at jlab if I remember correctly but fact check me on that one.UVA is also a big name, but I have a friend who went there for gradschool and had to leave because they couldn’t fund him anymore so I have no idea what’s up with their grad program rn. I don’t really see many folks from Virginia tech in my field, I usually associate that with more of a great path for engineering. That being said, of course I’m biased towards ODU. I got internships both in nuclear and accelerator physics at jlab because I was at ODU.

[@adastrizzy]

But what about Tanner?

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

Tanners been blocked

[@CymSteve]

Jokes so good you might actually click the sponsor link. (This.)

[@KevinS47]

This is hilarious xD Almost too real :/

[@CCequalPi]

This really says something about society

[@HershO.]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@Finn-xw4vn]

@@HershO. r/yourjokebutworse

[@AndrewDotsonvideos]

We live in a society.

[@youtubeusername1489]

This guy looks and talks like Deep during sponsored segment It is as if a smarter Deep from another universe is teaching Deep to be not stupid

[@Kjetilstorm]

lol what is chegg? 🤔

[@CrittingOut]

Our future

[@codieloades5741]

Great video Andrew as always. Andrew can I ask I am from England and I’m in high school would you have any advice for an aspiring physicist and mathematician

[@kunallobo4136]

Someone else still plays Runescape??? I thought I was the only one left.

[@austinmatthies1422]

I think the last scene was the most funny.

[@BanAlMandalawi]

*sigh* well Andrew, all we have is to enjoy the rest of our nice education while we can :)

[@folkusonme]

:(

[@reetugosain8749]

Too good 👏😁 I think Andrew attended acting school too 👌

[@keeganpaice5033]

The salt in this video 😂😂❤️

[@KingCrocoduck]

Based

[@heisenberginstitute225]

Oh gad so hilarious 😂