Andy Griffith stand up comedy

Andy Griffith performs standup during his 1967 CBS special The Uptown Downtown Show.

[@Sam-cc7zu]

Tom segura brought me here ft Bruce Bruce

[@tranquilitybase7860]

Have seen episode 215?

[@cazdering342]

Me too!!!!!!

[@evanstankowski9940]

Same

[@alexmelchorgaytan557]

Me too haha

[@ignacioalvarez6339]

Hahah same

[@steveguse4481]

Bruce bruce brought me here

[@gr8peapez847]

same

[@jimgritty7064]

This.

[@PooHPC]

fact...bruce bruce by way of Tom Segura

[@justmebeingme8370]

@@PooHPC same

[@jra5624]

Dude this is why I’m here

[@carshunter-ct9mr]

If someone would say today something about Chinese daughters having "eye jobs" holy crap!

[@malikwesson9646]

i realize I am kind of off topic but does anybody know of a good site to stream new series online?

[@saintgabriel790]

@Malik Wesson I watch on FlixZone. Just google for it :)

[@donovancash4661]

@Saint Gabriel definitely, I've been using flixzone for years myself :D

[@malikwesson9646]

@Saint Gabriel Thank you, signed up and it seems like a nice service :) Appreciate it !

[@saintgabriel790]

@Malik Wesson you are welcome xD

[@pepperpascal1491]

There will never, NEVER be another Andy.

[@KenMasters.]

The only modern day Andy Griffin I can think of is Bill Engvall.

[@thequeenofdairyqueen]

Amen pepper, amen

[@stepaushi]

Of course not, he'd be cancelled.

[@jelly7310]

My favorite story is when Andy tells Opie about Romeo and Juliet. 'Im right cheer!!"

[@delljackson8846]

I still watch Andy Griffith. I saw that episode the other day

[@fontanai.e9199]

Always watched the show as kid never knew he did stand up until Tom talked about bruce

[@CaptainSpalding72]

Griffith was always so underappreciated. Everyone heaped praise on Lucy, but Andy was a true comedian. Great series, etc.

[@godbless8220]

He was funny very funny. He was also a southern gentleman. Very sexy 2

[@MrJking065]

Lucy was a excellent Physical Comedian Andy was more cerebral comedian.

[@gemini2012100]

I wonder how many people know that fortune cookies did not originate in China, but the United States.

[@ralph5450]

Just about everyone.

[@jrsworkingman10102]

Andy Griffith and Jerry Clower were the original Blue Collar Country comedians two of my favourites!

[@reneehurt387]

Rest in peace and birthday wishes to Andy Griffith. 6. 1 When you listen to him speak he has this home sounding voice like you are with family or real friends. His talent is a extra perk

[@jonathanwilson4276]

I love when he told these stories

[@lesleyarellano5499]

Me too

[@pepperpascal1491]

Jonathan Wilson But, then, who didn’t?

[@JonathanMcKey]

@@pepperpascal1491 Snowflakes who hated when their parents watched this.

[@900milesfromnormal3]

5:10 Shakespeare: I've written a play called, Julius, Catch Her Before She Gets Away. Anne Hathaway: Too long. Call it Julius Caesar

[@nwnmonk7034]

Never let her slip away.

[@gooberzmom]

Watch him as Dusty Rhodes in ''A Face in the Crowd, '' you'll never look at Andy Griffith the same again.

[@sammy9103]

The complete opposite of Andy from Mayberry.

[@gooberzmom]

@@sammy9103 ---Did you watch it ? He was a powerful actor but, never given credit. He deserved an Oscar for that performance IMO.

[@sammy9103]

@@gooberzmom I watched some of it. need to see it all but yea, I agree, he was awesome!

[@stebolavirus]

The original Shane Gillis with that Confucius joke lol 😅

[@bubbastill2040]

Something tells me the blue-collar comedy guys (Jeff Foxworthy,Ron White,Larry the Cable Guy,and Bill Engvall) were big Andy Griffith fans

[@MarshallRedmon01]

Well... If an episode of Andy Griffith changed your life.... You might be a redneck

[@paulh7589]

Andy sure can spin a yarn.

[@CaptainSpalding72]

And he never won an Emmy. Why?

[@onlythewise1]

he is white or to white

[@brianjones808]

He was never a great actor. Very little range.

[@REHTWO]

have you seen “a face in the crowd?”

[@francismallard5892]

"...he was so rich, he was able to get all his daughters eye jobs." Yikes.

[@pauljanssen7594]

I still like the one about the moonshine one of the people has a lizard in his drink like the Mexican tequila with the worm and he says hush 🤫 don't tell the others they'll want one too!

[@johnstriker480]

Al Bundy & Andy Griffith ..... two of the greatest TV Dads xD

[@bigbubba29]

Mike Brady too

[@coltonrichards8885]

Don’t forget Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher and Tim Taylor

[@alyssajean2327]

What a beautiful man❤

[@mjholiday557]

1:30 - 1:42 "[Confucius] ..did so well that he was able to get all his daughters eye jobs." Griffith would have lost his career today had he made such a blatantly racist joke.

[@bwtawny]

The best was "What It Was Was Football".

[@irocid4637]

I just found out today Andy was my great great uncle

[@onlythewise1]

stop eating dog poop

[@jtroutman21]

Yeahhh right 😂😂😂

[@larrywalden626]

I just found out Andy and I grew up went to different schools together too lol

[@lucaselting2946]

@@onlythewise1 dude I know right, this fucking guy should stop eating fucking disgusting dog poop, fuckin' asshole

[@francismallard5892]

Today, most people wouldn't get these jokes because they don't know who Shakespeare was.

[@itsall_legal]

Best history lesson ever

[@rty1955]

Not bad for tape of 60yrs. ago. I restore machines that recorded & play back this material. Thing of beauty.

[@alanstrong55]

If Andy did not say something comical, it was just not Andy.

[@nahkohese555]

There's an insider joke in there.. That's not even remotely close to what "in hoc signo vincenes" translates to. I know, and if he actually knew (which I'm betting he did), it means he and I are brothers.

[@PhilBagels]

It's a fairly well-known phrase. Does that mean I'm your brother, too?

[@456subway]

Always liked Andy Griffith, but I'm sorry to hear that disgusting "eye job" joke.

[@kyloooooo]

You’ll be ok.

[@davidce3rash]

No one could tell a story like Andy. Could listen to him all day. His shows, movies, stand up comedy routines were funny and brilliant.

[@brianfergel129]

Shakespeare ---- nice touch. W SHAKESPEARE married a woman his mother's age. And then he took interest in bath houses & young boys & solely writing poetry. No more plays, after 1610, or sumshitlikedat. Freaky.

[@melm4760]

Andy is funny

[@rickholeman9045]

Mayberry was the only town in the American south where no Black people lived. Why is that?

[@marvinisit]

So funny.... making it seem like fortune cookies came from China.... even though they have a Japanese immigrants in the USA...lol comedy is hilarious...

[@KennTollens]

No Time for Sergeants was a great movie.

[@MrJking065]

Andy Throwing the shade to England. Never heard this one.

[@mollysurey6058]

got all of his daughters eye jobs - a bit racist aint it andy.

[@denisejones719]

I have always loved Andy Griffith ❤

[@mjholiday557]

Really? -How well did you know him?

[@68rbj]

Every show this man has was a Hit, All of Em!!! That's just Crazy I love the AG Show Sheriff Taylor was so Calm & Collected

[@brianjones808]

Matlock completely sucked. I hated it and he never was a great actor. Andy Taylor was the role most like him as a person and it showed. He was bad as Matlock.

[@Jeremynicholson]

@@brianjones808matlock was fine wtf r u talking bout

[@zhuguidai]

Who the heck is Bruce Bruce that everyone is saying brought them here

[@Blitznstitch2]

I didn't laugh. I tried to like his comedy

[@theophilusthistle1988]

SO strange seeing Andy in a tux

[@2phonesjones899]

Couldn’t do this in 2023😂

[@sheilaakers1757]

Thank you for this

[@joeanderson9852]

❤

[@_robustus_]

“Confucius paid for his daughters’ eye-jobs” ….holy shite!

[@tunaXonXtoast]

Bruce Bruce brought me here

[@spinningbackkick6021]

Shout out to Bruce for keeping his memory alive.

[@MertBert]

Bruce Bruce doesn't know what he's talking about

[@peteroosthuizen9342]

Me 2

[@uofa82]

Some of these “jokes” would get him raked over the coals by the cancel culture today.

[@sbjennings99]

Awesome informative Video experience Y'alls God Bless Ya 🙌🙏

[@thequeenofdairyqueen]

Omg I love this video❣ i love you anddyyyy

[@juanf.crespo2639]

Bishop Fulton Sheen and him were brothers.

[@nwnmonk7034]

Priceless. 😂😭😩

[@CT2507]

Humor has certainly changed huh.

[@TheMikesc15]

I feel like this guy was constantly a year of aging away from playing the perfect role of his life as george bush

[@rondavis9309]

MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS AND KEEPOUR NATION FREE!!AMEN!

[@Pigskincoach1]

Wow imagine that a whole routine with great laughs and not a single f bomb

[@jaredalotta2395]

Wait. This is racist. Yes?

[@jaredalotta2395]

Against the King of England, obviously.

[@stfudonny2164]

Mike Judge brought me here, frona coment he made in a beavis and butthead documentary

[@josephcampbell9298]

"What say there Bard of Avon?" XD

[@denisejones719]

Andy Griffith is a great all round er

[@highgate4767]

Can someone explain what an "eye job" is?

[@mr.mcbeavy1443]

I'm guessing he's referring to surgery that makes asian eyes look less asian.

[@lookfor125]

Which is the most popular form of plastic surgery among Asians!

[@ellenrosenblatt5463]

eye jobs? Oops!

[@madkittyjoey70]

LOL Cute!

[@denisejones719]

Andy Griffith is a very great all rounder

[@spinningbackkick6021]

Maaaadlock!!!

[@Tooill4daIRS]

Thanks Tom and more thanks to Bruce Bruce for the racism, stay blessed🙌

[@ericreingardt2504]

Racism

[@theclimberupwards1169]

Thats so racist

[@joeylewis8612]

Only here because of Bruce Bruce

[@denisejones719]

Andy Griffith is one of the best comedian s of all time

[@evdallas123]

Andy did whatever it took to stay on tv

[@onlythewise1]

doesnt every one

[@brianjones808]

So did Aneta Corsaut, even if it was pimping herself out to Griffith to stay on TV show.

[@6string42]

Bruce bruce brought me here and I'm still scratching my head

[@rondavis9309]

JONI ERNST FOR IA SENATE!

[@raidercarbone5529]

How Democrats rewrite history...

[@spinningbackkick6021]

Stop licking democrat ass.

[@dandylionriver]

I've always enjoyed watching Andy Griffith, but the asian joke he just told was so racist and cringeworthy. I hated it!

[@raymaresh1712]

It was funny. I miss Polish jokes.

[@mfet56]

Don't be a pussy

[@bigol9223]

Yeah it's so racist bro everybody knows Asians don't get eyejobs! (They do)

[@Elijah-my6fh]

Dandy Lion it was a different time

[@ralph5450]

Dandy Lion....Don't be a bloomin idiot.

[@rondavis9309]

AMY C BARRETT FORE SCJ!

[@ericreingardt2504]

What does that have to do with any of this

[@brianarbenz7206]

@@ericreingardt2504 I have reported the post spam.

[@davoudshojaei7834]

wtf is this

[@onlythewise1]

non-whites hated the Andy Griffith show

[@bigol9223]

Lol

[@beckyjacobsen5867]

Why

[@onlythewise1]

@@beckyjacobsen5867 you know why

[@charleshuse4585]

Not the comedian Bruce Bruce.

[@onlythewise1]

@@charleshuse4585 puss puss

[@rondavis9309]

DONT LET THE SOCIALISTS WIN!VOTE DONALD TRUMP IN 2020 AND KEEP AMERICA FREE!

[@brianarbenz7206]

bahahah! Well the socialists (as you see them) have won, so maybe Ron Davis will leave the country. I suggest you move to the continent of Atlantis!

[@jefferywilliams5878]

Unfortunately Andy Griffith was a great actor that we loved. Looking back at the facts he lured young female actors to fall for his success. His girlfriend's on the show we're much younger than him and he attempted to abuse them. Unfortunately most of his girlfriend's never made it any further than his show.

[@justmebeingme8370]

your definition of fact is a little thin

[@jefferywilliams5878]

I must be a Democrat. No differences between me and other Democrats.

[@onlythewise1]

@@jefferywilliams5878 oh and you was perfect

[@revaclay2734]

Are you for real? I’m just curious thats all because I want to look it up. Where did you find this information?

[@sevinstorey4365]

Where exactly did you get this “fact”? I’ve researched Andy Griffith for years and even did a term paper on him and his influence on American fathers while I was studying social arts at UNA. I’ve contacted people who knew him personally with every one of them stating he (Griffith) was the quintessential southern gentleman and extremely shy around his fellow women players in his cast. There is no knowledge whatsoever, public or private, that has ever accused Andy Griffith of any wrong doing concerning anybody, male or female. If you have such fact as you say please send me a link or reference so I can look into it myself please.

[@Englandsbestlover]

Tom Sagura? Me too