Bruce Bruce - White People Always Pay On time

#BruceBruce - White People Always Pay On time
#BruceBruceStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2008.
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[@tebofreestyles2442]

Bro lit the stage up and left without telling anyone🔥🔥😂😂

[@bmd1825]

This was back in the day when we ALL could laugh at each other........👊👊🏾👊🏻👊🏽👊🏿

[@rodneyoneil2812]

Well,,,, them days are long gone!!!!

[@bmd1825]

@@rodneyoneil2812 - yeah. but, we are WOKE ASF....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@jjakfamily]

Amen

[@droid0311]

Man.. what a better time

[@jamessmith-hs7if]

Sit down 🤡

[@hugh_jasso]

I met Bruce Bruce at the mall about 15 years ago when he still had that extra 140, got a selfie. He's a legend!

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

Make it your KZbin profile pic!

[@woodb51]

How much did he weigh then?

[@splatninja9447]

He has one of the most infectious smiles I've ever seen. It's the kind of smile that gets you grinning yourself.

[@billysikes1374]

Bruce is amazing, He's been telling the same jokes for over 20 years and they just keep getting funnier, Krispy Kreme will make you wreck yo car lol

[@AndrewHarriston]

Dude no lie I had a Krispy Kreme dream the other night. Which is really funny because I had that dream after watching that Power Ranger movie where they constantly referenced Krispy Kreme.

[@AndrewHarriston]

how is he racist when he constantly compliments white people in his act?

[@billysikes1374]

@@AndrewHarriston exactly, morons in this World, I've seen Bruce Bruce 3 times, he is the furthest thing from a racist

[@swerboski]

@@DrewHop325 seriously?

[@zoeyziva7164]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yes.. Yes..

[@lylesmedialmg]

That walk off is classic!! Bruce Bruce is definitely a OG in the game ✊🏿

[@shawnbruce6934]

He Is.

[@MothGirl007]

He's the coolest!

[@nextari]

How have I never seen this guy? hilarious. "when we get pulled over we turn into run away slaves" 😂

[@paulcoffland8673]

I love how Bruce laughs at his own jokes; why shouldn’t he- he’s funny every time.

[@Poodle_Gun]

he's based

[@treecosmos386]

Bruce is definitely one of the greats. It's gotta be difficult telling jokes without any cursing👍🏾💯🙏🏾

[@koolkev2020able]

@Tree Cosmos, It's not difficult. Unless one has a limited vocabulary.

[@MsJoyce31202]

👏👏

[@kennethwayne6857]

Not really. Good comedians used to do it all the time.

[@tomwittner1490]

No, it's not difficult....it's just that some of us had become accustomed to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Katt Williams, and........

[@tomwittner1490]

@@kennethwayne6857. It takes a certain amount of wit to be able to make jokes without using foul language.

[@nickcurran3105]

I love his impersonation of the white woman being pulled over: "What?!" Hilarious

[@crazychase98]

Before the term Karen was born

[@dyates6380]

He's always been one of my favorite comedians. Just perfect with his delivery and his subject matter is spot on. He includes everyone, including himself, in the jokes.

[@vt4362]

I met this dude in person, so cool and down to earth had all my friends laughing, he deserves more credit

[@1001Hobbies]

How have I not heard of this guy???? Absolutely hysterical. I've got to see him perform.

[@guysolis5843]

I never heard of Bruce either..he was great, not offensive and a great story teller. I loved how he just turned around and exited stage left..

[@1001Hobbies]

@@guysolis5843 - I agree. His exit was new, a surprise, and hysterical!! Perfect.

[@yutsekelman9740]

That's what I'm thinking here too ,not one bad word so clean I hope this is is style always wow ..I am blessed I lol 😆

[@yutsekelman9740]

@@1001Hobbies certainly I am floored 😁

[@yutsekelman9740]

@LILB1944 and so clean ,man this is phenomenal 👌

[@annahawman1671]

He was hilarious.. no swearing at all needed here. That's intelligent comedy

[@normamoore2773]

He may not swear but he uses Gods name as a joking matter

[@annahawman1671]

@@normamoore2773 that's so very true

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Just like the clean comedy of the 50s and 60s ,the antithesis being they smoked on TV and sold cigarettes to minors.

[@annahawman1671]

@@pietrojenkins6901 the world is not perfect by all means. I am referring to comedy without cursing is hard to do .

[@benjohnson3349]

He swears a lot. Just didn’t for this 3 minutes.

[@mariekom81]

"GET The Soes, GRT THE SHOES!!!" 😂😂 Me when I see a high speed chase on KZbin.

[@nalodailec]

Oh my, what a lovely voice this man has. I could listen to him forever. And his delivery of his wit is pure class. Finally a suggestion from KZbin that had me laughing. Thanks for posting this.

[@tonygreen6185]

So refreshing to hear cultural difference jokes brilliantly delivered by a craftsman of comedy. Never seen him before but will look out for him in the future.

[@MHO999999]

Do Black comedians ever do anything other than perpetuate stereotypes? It's time for some new Black comedic themes.

[@cryhappy3502]

This is from 2008 I believe

[@MHO999999]

@@cryhappy3502 But they still do the same kind of material today.

[@cryhappy3502]

@@MHO999999 I was replying to the first guy

[@MHO999999]

@@cryhappy3502 And I was replying to you.

[@Eddie303]

Listening to him today for the 1st time on 19th April 2022 and I really enjoyed. God-bless you Bruce.

[@huebathez]

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

[@elsadimarco5871]

April/26/2022

[@tendaichiota97]

April 26

[@pevensielavere22]

The first time, on May 1st. Bruce Bruce is hilarious, and a genius! Cannot wait to hear more, from him! ♥️

[@MaidenNZ76]

2nd May 2022 NZ 🇳🇿

[@EireHammer]

God bless Bruce, man had me rolling and crying for six minutes straight! Grateful to have found his comedy and looking forward to more!! That closer slapped!!!

[@bulleye4635]

The way he walked out of stage was hilarious 🤣

[@shakalaka7335]

His smile is magnificent! I love it! ♥️🙏🏿

[@geodude7116]

It is. It makes his comedy even better.

[@nachc6459]

Love this dude

[@chaza.2891]

Bruce Bruce has made me laugh since at least 2002 comic view king. I’m so happy to see him healthy!

[@khaleemrodney9664]

7

[@asabifatosin1150]

He getting there! Bless his journey!

[@andrewbako9494]

2008...when shoplifting was still a crime

[@davidpressley3451]

When crime was still illegal.

[@douglasbullet6456]

When being an illegal immigrant was illegal

[@Native-Kitty]

BRUCE BRUCE!!! So nice you gotta say it twice. Dude is a freaking legend in the standup game.

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

The walk off was CLASSIC.

[@tobascoheat6582]

Bruce Bruce, thanks for making us laugh at a time (today is: 3-15-2022) when we in this country really need it! You're terrific!!!

[@doinithard79]

3/28/22... We here with you sis!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

We here at 3/31 22 at 615am NYC

[@huebathez]

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

[@bernicesmith1173]

4/23/2022

[@GetUnrealistic]

Love to see so many people enjoying this classic, been a fan of his for 20+ years and he has always been funny!

[@jman5390]

Incredible weight loss man 👏👏👏 way to go!!!

[@ramonaharris920]

Just need to get his suits tailored.

[@pettytoni1955]

I've been watching him for years. Funny, funny man.

[@Brandon-yg7mw]

Foreal Bruce a legend. I used to watch him late night stand up back in the "old days" on the cable box. This man could make you laugh at a funeral.

[@TC.._]

Comic view

[@chucklaw1955]

This gentleman is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@Wicked_RotF30]

I use Bruce’s line all the time. “It’s looks good on…you.”

[@heru-deshet359]

"Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!" - Don Rickles.

[@jasonlawrence8995]

BB will leave u with tears from laughing so hard. A real comic legend! Would love to see him live! Much love and respect.Jason( 504)

[@ellistonmclean939]

Definitely one of my faves. I love when he picked on the audience.

[@dempseypagan9241]

My first time to see this comedian.....and it will continue now forever !!

[@gusmartins1660]

Big up to Bruce. He’s very good. Yes, I don’t need endless cursing. It’s an easy out for a comic. Excellent set.

[@keiichimorisato98]

Same with pot and sex jokes.

[@zeke1220]

@@keiichimorisato98 And fat jokes

[@seti7181]

I watched one of his shows before and the MC gave him a great introduction. "A man so nice his momma named him twice". I love this guy. I'm in knots every time I watch him.

[@jemmac4664]

He right about that card swipe prayer, though! 😂😂

[@luyandakhumalo9238]

Very original....especially the part where he walked off...love it🤣😂😅

[@leelawrence1557]

I really like comedians like Richard Pryor, Charlie Murphy, Dave Chapelle etc. They Crack on whites (I'm white) and it's hilarious. They also bust down on everybody else too. It just goes to show that if we can laugh at ourselves, we can all get along. And alot of these jokes halve alot of truth to them.

[@raulduke6953]

he basically said black people don’t pay on time , are rude and wouldn’t help strangers in trouble . No wonder you like him

[@leelawrence1557]

@@raulduke6953 Get over yourself dude.

[@lynnwilson2615]

Yes. Some times Truth hurts. And some times it's freakin' hilarious.

[@edwardsmith7788]

@@raulduke6953 bruh, I'm happy you can see through the jokes.

[@jimmysotiriou9517]

@@raulduke6953 I bet you down pay on time 🤣 fool

[@bobbywatson6983]

One of the best comics alive. Bruce Bruce, Bless you bruh, I'm a huge fan

[@Tya2019]

I loved his closure, dude that was hilarious 😂 He just walked like he said 😝😂

[@jamesmathu5227]

😂 right 👍

[@tperkins9411]

Hi Bruce Bruce...You always made me laugh. I remember in '95 I was in Georgia burying my father and that nite, my cousin told me you were at a comedy club performing there. I really wanted to see you, but I decided not to go due to respect of my dad. But looking back at it now in 2022. I should've went to get my mind off of grieving.

[@commaJim]

Absolutely hilarious. Amazing comedian.

[@AmericanPaisa99]

Still one of my favorite closing. “I just walk the fuk off.”

[@bln4772]

Always loved him always will! So hilarious EVERY time. 👍🏾❤️

[@timothym.salley3602]

Bruce, Bruce is a true champion of comedy without a doubt.

[@charlesyoung9980]

Bruce Bruce has been cracking my ass up for over 3 decades!

[@lisageiszler2332]

This was hilarious. I almost spit out my drink laughing so hard. And that walk off!!!! Major props to Bruce Bruce!

[@texaslegend5076]

Didn’t know Bruce Bruce had lost weight. Big ups to the man. I lost 40 lbs myself out of necessity. Do what you gotta do.

[@Brummie31]

Brilliant, I have never heard of this wonderful comedian before, but, he is a great laughter maker. 😂😂

[@harveymcelroy9332]

He is a legend in urban comedy

[@brianholmes7144]

@Z Man Bruce Bruce is famous black.. lol. not crossover

[@paulbrady5772]

If he was white he'd be called a racist fk off

[@abuabdoalwaheed9967]

You cannot be comedian unless you are born with it. He is just naturally funny

[@river5554]

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 💊. THANKS FOR SHARING. KEEPING DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

[@azzopardinicky]

That walk off was amazing.

[@agradabaugh3146]

He keeps losing weight he’s going to have to drop the second Bruce. In my opinion, Bruce Bruce is just as good of a comedian as Andy Griffith.

[@Yesu44]

I can't believe I am now discovering who this man is. Bruce is funny af 🤣🤣. No cussin, just good ole clean funny comedy. I need more of Bruce Bruce. He's truly a natural 👏🙏.

[@anthonywilliams9415]

He has clean comedy and profane comedy.

[@OverTheTop-skie-1320-]

… uses af as a compliment then goes on to comment “No cussin, just good ole clean funny comedy” (+prayer hands) ….. ?????

[@CharlesSlater-mq2jz]

That was hilarious 😂

[@bettadayshelladaze4012]

Give me 50&Keep'em COOKIN🤣📢

[@nailahaisha1737]

This was funny. Love Bruce Bruce. He's a great comedian.

[@roncar1761]

He's still the man! 💯👏💯👏💯👏

[@ladyscribbles6134]

This was so good! The end was the cherry on top! 🤣

[@waynevictory5208]

This the best thing I heard in several years. I truly appreciate it and had a good laugh.

[@princeharming8963]

I'm white as snow, and I LOVE this guy!! This was a home run!!

[@emiliaescobar7652]

If your sweating and taking a shower! LOL

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

@@emiliaescobar7652 that happens in Summer time a lot I'm 6/3 255lbs so I guess I'm fat then

[@patrciaclemons8183]

Jungle fever

[@mlionea]

Nothing white. Pink pink pink pink pink you are

[@princeharming8963]

@@mlionea - Thank you for that. I shall cherish this fleeting, educational moment forever.

[@nmarrs8539]

Andy Griffin would be proud.

[@magnumopus1628]

Tom Segura sent me here.😉

[@kaydaw24]

Niiiice

[@andresparrow2971]

Crazy...that you are so right

[@08065]

I actually ran across Bruce Bruce when his wife delivered their baby at the hospital I worked at. A very nice man

[@VIKINGHUN]

LMAO! Thank you Bruce. I wasn't sure if I was fat, but I do put my belt on my pants before I get dressed. Priceless....

[@woodguystl1046]

Funny stuff! We all need to learn how to laugh again. It’s ok to laugh at ourselves.

[@keyfield8967]

Let's have black cops throw little white girls or old white grandmas to the hot pavement to conduct fabricated bogus stolen vehicle reports a few times then we can talk...

[@underballbutter]

Good for Bruce Bruce looking 10 years younger

[@mauricecharles4811]

Living legend! One of the greats!

[@charlieninervn8231]

A great talent!

[@AriThecraftydragon]

"I tell real life stories and make them funny." 👍 I'm going to track down more of his shows. He's good.

[@stevehughes240]

It's cleverly done- we all laugh, and we keep on thinking about it. 10/10.

[@cynthiaklug6020]

I enjoyed your show so much!!

[@daisyy99]

Bruce Bruce was so funny, and he has the warmest smile.

[@Justbored_12]

That was an amazing set. I laughed a lot fam!! 😂😂😂

[@waynebruening794]

I havent seen BB for a while, he made me laugh and made my day :)

[@ioelubrown4587]

And He Walked Off 😂 Love tis guy 😅

[@CP-28]

The last part "walk off" had me cracking 😅

[@jessemoore7696]

This is a honest to goodness, great comedian, here. This guy is just plain funny "hilarious". I didn't see one instance where he felt like he had to be a foul mouth baffoon, and all the other crazy stuff, that most new comedians think they have to be now days.

[@katherinebraxton5068]

He has lost a lot of weight. He LOOKS GREAT!!!

[@johnkupa8885]

Bruce....last part walking off with straight face🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seandesmond2600]

my tummy shock with laughter, thank you Bruce!

[@diegolara4202]

I have not seen a stand up kit that made me laugh pretty after every line in a long time. This guy is funny.

[@bibibrin5035]

Brilliant 👏 first time I see him and I'm already binge watching 👀 😀

[@DJ-ll4mq]

OMG. I never heard of this guy. He's FUNNY and he has a GORGEOUS voice!

[@anniehill1432]

Showering and sweating at the same time🤣🤣🤣

[@sighteternal497]

Oh man that made my day... he's a genius.

[@thekaerichtexas]

Omh I love Bruce bruce....he was one of my fav comic views comedians back in the day

[@armymann]

Thank God for laughter🙏🏾

[@NgigiEric]

That walk was the BOMB. Masterful 🎉

[@ceilconstante640]

Loved it! I want to hear more from Bruce Bruce.

[@inspirestrength505]

This guy was so funny and on point that even his audience got the black jokes. xoxo

[@aromachocolates]

LOVE good clean comedy without all the foul language. Great job, Bruce!

[@tcalip2968]

When I am upset. I like to listen to these kinds of jokes. Sometimes Comedians say kind jokes that are hilarious. It really works when we are dealing with emotional stress and mental anguish from troubled People. Great job.

[@robertdiletto5408]

So funny love this guy ! We all have to be able to laugh at ourselves! To truly enjoy life … Thank you Bruce

[@rosethorn001]

I'm laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks and I watched this before on the Comedy Network 🤣🤣🤣

[@rosemaryparker2567]

Really funny made me smile a couple times. I never smile at other comedians.

[@keenanventress4755]

One of the favs!!!

[@justinreed7093]

Bruce is the man I was in Joe's crab shack probably 15+years ago and a large group at the table behind me were all laughing and I turn around Bruce was at the head of the table tell stories and his entire family was so weak I was star struck and couldn't say anything to them but yes the man is very funny

[@larios86]

Wow that's cool which Joe's location

[@charlesdotson4766]

Yes, Bruce is VERY funny!!

[@actionjackson8689]

Did you see they had a picture of lynching of a black man? How did they get away with that for so long?

[@hyusuf4280]

Do you have something against full stops and punctuation?

[@missangela6720]

@@hyusuf4280 Possibly the device