Bruce Bruce - White People Always Pay On time

#BruceBruce - White People Always Pay On time
#BruceBruceStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2008.
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[@splatninja9447]

He has one of the most infectious smiles I've ever seen. It's the kind of smile that gets you grinning yourself.

[@hugh_jasso]

I met Bruce Bruce at the mall about 15 years ago when he still had that extra 140, got a selfie. He's a legend!

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

Make it your KZbin profile pic!

[@woodb51]

How much did he weigh then?

[@satori-in-life]

@@woodb51 He weighed a lot. Probably around 400.

[@bmd1825]

This was back in the day when we ALL could laugh at each other........👊👊🏾👊🏻👊🏽👊🏿

[@rodneyoneil2812]

Well,,,, them days are long gone!!!!

[@bmd1825]

@@rodneyoneil2812 - yeah. but, we are WOKE ASF....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@jjakfamily]

Amen

[@droid0311]

Man.. what a better time

[@jamessmith-hs7if]

Sit down 🤡

[@seti7181]

I watched one of his shows before and the MC gave him a great introduction. "A man so nice his momma named him twice". I love this guy. I'm in knots every time I watch him.

[@dyates6380]

He's always been one of my favorite comedians. Just perfect with his delivery and his subject matter is spot on. He includes everyone, including himself, in the jokes.

[@NancyBeatrice]

Please my dear don’t be offended but I just want to know the last time someone told you you’re handsome ? Women could consider themselves blessed and lucky to have you as a partner … So please help me tell your wife that someone just said she is really lucky!( Of course she already knows that).. And if she doesn’t , please pat her on the back to let her know.. would you mind sending me Gmail address so we can chat

[@lylesmedialmg]

That walk off is classic!! Bruce Bruce is definitely a OG in the game ✊🏿

[@shawnbruce6934]

He Is.

[@MothGirl007]

He's the coolest!

[@billysikes1374]

Bruce is amazing, He's been telling the same jokes for over 20 years and they just keep getting funnier, Krispy Kreme will make you wreck yo car lol

[@AndrewHarriston]

Dude no lie I had a Krispy Kreme dream the other night. Which is really funny because I had that dream after watching that Power Ranger movie where they constantly referenced Krispy Kreme.

[@AndrewHarriston]

how is he racist when he constantly compliments white people in his act?

[@billysikes1374]

@@AndrewHarriston exactly, morons in this World, I've seen Bruce Bruce 3 times, he is the furthest thing from a racist

[@swerboski]

@@DrewHop325 seriously?

[@zoeyziva7164]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yes.. Yes..

[@1001Hobbies]

How have I not heard of this guy???? Absolutely hysterical. I've got to see him perform.

[@guysolis5843]

I never heard of Bruce either..he was great, not offensive and a great story teller. I loved how he just turned around and exited stage left..

[@1001Hobbies]

@@guysolis5843 - I agree. His exit was new, a surprise, and hysterical!! Perfect.

[@Yutsekelman]

That's what I'm thinking here too ,not one bad word so clean I hope this is is style always wow ..I am blessed I lol 😆

[@Yutsekelman]

@@1001Hobbies certainly I am floored 😁

[@Yutsekelman]

@LILB1944 and so clean ,man this is phenomenal 👌

[@teebofreestyles1000]

Bro lit the stage up and left without telling anyone🔥🔥😂😂

[@deseanroot75]

He don't tell jokes, he tell real life stories and makes them funny. When he gets through performing he just walks off lol

[@shawnbruce6934]

He Is Great!

[@vt4362]

I met this dude in person, so cool and down to earth had all my friends laughing, he deserves more credit

[@treecosmos386]

Bruce is definitely one of the greats. It's gotta be difficult telling jokes without any cursing👍🏾💯🙏🏾

[@koolkev2020able]

@Tree Cosmos, It's not difficult. Unless one has a limited vocabulary.

[@MsJoyce31202]

👏👏

[@kennethwayne6857]

Not really. Good comedians used to do it all the time.

[@tomwittner1490]

No, it's not difficult....it's just that some of us had become accustomed to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Katt Williams, and........

[@tomwittner1490]

@@kennethwayne6857. It takes a certain amount of wit to be able to make jokes without using foul language.

[@tonygreen6185]

So refreshing to hear cultural difference jokes brilliantly delivered by a craftsman of comedy. Never seen him before but will look out for him in the future.

[@MHO999999]

Do Black comedians ever do anything other than perpetuate stereotypes? It's time for some new Black comedic themes.

[@cryhappy3502]

This is from 2008 I believe

[@MHO999999]

@@cryhappy3502 But they still do the same kind of material today.

[@cryhappy3502]

@@MHO999999 I was replying to the first guy

[@MHO999999]

@@cryhappy3502 And I was replying to you.

[@paulcoffland8673]

I love how Bruce laughs at his own jokes; why shouldn’t he- he’s funny every time.

[@nextari]

How have I never seen this guy? hilarious. "when we get pulled over we turn into run away slaves" 😂

[@JohnGemini-v9q]

Too bad that’s still not the case. Have you seen some of the videos on here ??

[@Native-Kitty]

BRUCE BRUCE!!! So nice you gotta say it twice. Dude is a freaking legend in the standup game.

[@Eddie303]

Listening to him today for the 1st time on 19th April 2022 and I really enjoyed. God-bless you Bruce.

[@huebathez]

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

[@elsadimarco5871]

April/26/2022

[@2oolordsDip]

April 26

[@pevensielavere22]

The first time, on May 1st. Bruce Bruce is hilarious, and a genius! Cannot wait to hear more, from him! ♥️

[@ValHemi265]

2nd May 2022 NZ 🇳🇿

[@annahawman1671]

He was hilarious.. no swearing at all needed here. That's intelligent comedy

[@normamoore2773]

He may not swear but he uses Gods name as a joking matter

[@annahawman1671]

@@normamoore2773 that's so very true

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Just like the clean comedy of the 50s and 60s ,the antithesis being they smoked on TV and sold cigarettes to minors.

[@annahawman1671]

@@pietrojenkins6901 the world is not perfect by all means. I am referring to comedy without cursing is hard to do .

[@benjohnson3349]

He swears a lot. Just didn’t for this 3 minutes.

[@nickcurran3105]

I love his impersonation of the white woman being pulled over: "What?!" Hilarious

[@crazychase98]

Before the term Karen was born

[@GirlWithNoPatience]

give me the ticket you MO-RON

[@nalodailec]

Oh my, what a lovely voice this man has. I could listen to him forever. And his delivery of his wit is pure class. Finally a suggestion from KZbin that had me laughing. Thanks for posting this.

[@SantiGonzalez-mn2ts]

The part of listening to him forever is cool I could too

[@Brandon-yg7mw]

Foreal Bruce a legend. I used to watch him late night stand up back in the "old days" on the cable box. This man could make you laugh at a funeral.

[@TC.._]

Comic view

[@chaza.2891]

Bruce Bruce has made me laugh since at least 2002 comic view king. I’m so happy to see him healthy!

[@khaleemrodney9664]

7

[@asabifatosin1150]

He getting there! Bless his journey!

[@tobascoheat6582]

Bruce Bruce, thanks for making us laugh at a time (today is: 3-15-2022) when we in this country really need it! You're terrific!!!

[@doinithard79]

3/28/22... We here with you sis!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

We here at 3/31 22 at 615am NYC

[@huebathez]

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

[@bernicesmith1173]

4/23/2022

[@dempseypagan9241]

My first time to see this comedian.....and it will continue now forever !!

[@EireHammer]

God bless Bruce, man had me rolling and crying for six minutes straight! Grateful to have found his comedy and looking forward to more!! That closer slapped!!!

[@jasonlawrence8995]

BB will leave u with tears from laughing so hard. A real comic legend! Would love to see him live! Much love and respect.Jason( 504)

[@pettytoni1955]

I've been watching him for years. Funny, funny man.

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

The walk off was CLASSIC.

[@mariekom81]

"GET The Soes, GRT THE SHOES!!!" 😂😂 Me when I see a high speed chase on KZbin.

[@GirlWithNoPatience]

"OH for the love of GAWD"

[@GetUnrealistic]

Love to see so many people enjoying this classic, been a fan of his for 20+ years and he has always been funny!

[@AmericanPaisa99]

Still one of my favorite closing. “I just walk the fuk off.”

[@tperkins9411]

Hi Bruce Bruce...You always made me laugh. I remember in '95 I was in Georgia burying my father and that nite, my cousin told me you were at a comedy club performing there. I really wanted to see you, but I decided not to go due to respect of my dad. But looking back at it now in 2022. I should've went to get my mind off of grieving.

[@jman5390]

Incredible weight loss man 👏👏👏 way to go!!!

[@ramonaharris920]

Just need to get his suits tailored.

[@timothym.salley3602]

Bruce, Bruce is a true champion of comedy without a doubt.

[@morpheusspirit6609]

The walk off and ending is absolutely brilliant!! 👌🏽😁😂

[@luyandakhumalo9238]

Very original....especially the part where he walked off...love it🤣😂😅

[@shakalaka7335]

His smile is magnificent! I love it! ♥️🙏🏿

[@geodude7116]

It is. It makes his comedy even better.

[@nachc6459]

Love this dude

[@charlesyoung9980]

Bruce Bruce has been cracking my ass up for over 3 decades!

[@08065]

I actually ran across Bruce Bruce when his wife delivered their baby at the hospital I worked at. A very nice man

[@jemmac4664]

He right about that card swipe prayer, though! 😂😂

[@gusmartins1660]

Big up to Bruce. He’s very good. Yes, I don’t need endless cursing. It’s an easy out for a comic. Excellent set.

[@keiichimorisato98]

Same with pot and sex jokes.

[@zeke1220]

@@keiichimorisato98 And fat jokes

[@Wicked_RotF30]

I use Bruce’s line all the time. “It’s looks good on…you.”

[@commaJim]

Absolutely hilarious. Amazing comedian.

[@kefka3]

That man taking pages outta the Steve Harvey book of "wearing a tent as a suit".

[@texaslegend5076]

Didn’t know Bruce Bruce had lost weight. Big ups to the man. I lost 40 lbs myself out of necessity. Do what you gotta do.

[@abuabdoalwaheed9967]

You cannot be comedian unless you are born with it. He is just naturally funny

[@leelawrence1557]

I really like comedians like Richard Pryor, Charlie Murphy, Dave Chapelle etc. They Crack on whites (I'm white) and it's hilarious. They also bust down on everybody else too. It just goes to show that if we can laugh at ourselves, we can all get along. And alot of these jokes halve alot of truth to them.

[@raulduke6953]

he basically said black people don’t pay on time , are rude and wouldn’t help strangers in trouble . No wonder you like him

[@leelawrence1557]

@@raulduke6953 Get over yourself dude.

[@lynnwilson2615]

Yes. Some times Truth hurts. And some times it's freakin' hilarious.

[@edwardsmith7788]

@@raulduke6953 bruh, I'm happy you can see through the jokes.

[@jimmysotiriou9517]

@@raulduke6953 I bet you down pay on time 🤣 fool

[@Brummie31]

Brilliant, I have never heard of this wonderful comedian before, but, he is a great laughter maker. 😂😂

[@harveymcelroy9332]

He is a legend in urban comedy

[@brianholmes7144]

@Z Man Bruce Bruce is famous black.. lol. not crossover

[@paulbrady5772]

If he was white he'd be called a racist fk off

[@emirduratovic9954]

This is the first time I 'm watching him...I like his performance

[@nizambao]

Bruce is definitely the greatest of all time.

[@bulleye4635]

The way he walked out of stage was hilarious 🤣

[@heru-deshet359]

"Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!" - Don Rickles.

[@ladyscribbles6134]

This was so good! The end was the cherry on top! 🤣

[@lisageiszler2332]

This was hilarious. I almost spit out my drink laughing so hard. And that walk off!!!! Major props to Bruce Bruce!

[@vernessatucker8647]

Years ago I saw Bruce Bruce at a Barber shop and another time at a mechanic shop and both times he was joking. He's a natural born comedian. He's hilarious.

[@princeharming8963]

I'm white as snow, and I LOVE this guy!! This was a home run!!

[@emiliaescobar7652]

If your sweating and taking a shower! LOL

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

@@emiliaescobar7652 that happens in Summer time a lot I'm 6/3 255lbs so I guess I'm fat then

[@patrciaclemons8183]

Jungle fever

[@mlionea]

Nothing white. Pink pink pink pink pink you are

[@princeharming8963]

@@mlionea - Thank you for that. I shall cherish this fleeting, educational moment forever.

[@agradabaugh3146]

He keeps losing weight he’s going to have to drop the second Bruce. In my opinion, Bruce Bruce is just as good of a comedian as Andy Griffith.

[@roncar1761]

He's still the man! 💯👏💯👏💯👏

[@DJ-ll4mq]

OMG. I never heard of this guy. He's FUNNY and he has a GORGEOUS voice!

[@OctaneStreet]

Absolute gem man, miss his comedy.

[@Justbored_12]

That was an amazing set. I laughed a lot fam!! 😂😂😂

[@stevehughes240]

It's cleverly done- we all laugh, and we keep on thinking about it. 10/10.

[@waynebruening794]

I havent seen BB for a while, he made me laugh and made my day :)

[@Xalgucennia]

0:21 he looks like he's leaning like Michael Jackson in smooth criminal lol

[@river5554]

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 💊. THANKS FOR SHARING. KEEPING DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

[@ladyelaine3856]

Thank you for sharing some humor. Some people are trying to suck all emotion but hate. Y'all are wonderful to fight this comedy cancelings BS. Humor is what has gotten me through life. Let it live on forever.

[@AriThecraftydragon]

"I tell real life stories and make them funny." 👍 I'm going to track down more of his shows. He's good.

[@underballbutter]

Good for Bruce Bruce looking 10 years younger

[@Digimahn]

I come back now and then to enjoy this skit. Still get laughs every time

[@VIKINGHUN]

LMAO! Thank you Bruce. I wasn't sure if I was fat, but I do put my belt on my pants before I get dressed. Priceless....

[@bibibrin5035]

Brilliant 👏 first time I see him and I'm already binge watching 👀 😀

[@diegolara4202]

I have not seen a stand up kit that made me laugh pretty after every line in a long time. This guy is funny.

[@bln4772]

Always loved him always will! So hilarious EVERY time. 👍🏾❤️

[@AngelaAllen-k1k]

You are hilarious and it's awesome we all can still laugh at each other. 😂

[@clawhammr666]

Never heard of him, but he was great! great delivery and also a wonderful smile

[@ellistonmclean939]

Definitely one of my faves. I love when he picked on the audience.

[@ceilconstante640]

Loved it! I want to hear more from Bruce Bruce.

[@rosethorn001]

I'm laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks and I watched this before on the Comedy Network 🤣🤣🤣

[@jessemoore7696]

This is a honest to goodness, great comedian, here. This guy is just plain funny "hilarious". I didn't see one instance where he felt like he had to be a foul mouth baffoon, and all the other crazy stuff, that most new comedians think they have to be now days.

[@SantiGonzalez-mn2ts]

Thank you Bruce and thanks for being a friend to us all.

[@nailahaisha1737]

This was funny. Love Bruce Bruce. He's a great comedian.

[@justinreed7093]

Bruce is the man I was in Joe's crab shack probably 15+years ago and a large group at the table behind me were all laughing and I turn around Bruce was at the head of the table tell stories and his entire family was so weak I was star struck and couldn't say anything to them but yes the man is very funny

[@larios86]

Wow that's cool which Joe's location

[@charlesdotson4766]

Yes, Bruce is VERY funny!!

[@actionjackson8689]

Did you see they had a picture of lynching of a black man? How did they get away with that for so long?

[@hyusuf4280]

Do you have something against full stops and punctuation?

[@missangela6720]

@@hyusuf4280 Possibly the device

[@nmarrs8539]

Andy Griffin would be proud.

[@magnumopus1628]

Tom Segura sent me here.😉

[@kaydaw24]

Niiiice

[@andresparrow2971]

Crazy...that you are so right

[@inspirestrength505]

This guy was so funny and on point that even his audience got the black jokes. xoxo

[@chronobot2001]

I like the fact that it was clean humor. Most comedians aren't capable of doing clean humor.

[@anepicotter4595]

I’ve had people wrongfully call me a snitch a hundred times in my life but when this man said “over here over here” I LAUGHED man that’s funny “he’s stealing”

[@Tya2019]

I loved his closure, dude that was hilarious 😂 He just walked like he said 😝😂

[@jamesmathu5227]

😂 right 👍

[@katherinebraxton5068]

He has lost a lot of weight. He LOOKS GREAT!!!

[@camaro8477]

I wish it was still like this

[@AI-di7ll]

Had to pause at 1:07, literally slid out of my chair breathless from laughter

[@bobbywatson6983]

One of the best comics alive. Bruce Bruce, Bless you bruh, I'm a huge fan

[@thekaerichtexas]

Omh I love Bruce bruce....he was one of my fav comic views comedians back in the day

[@chucklaw1955]

This gentleman is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@seanminkins7701]

Bruce Bruce is a natural. Good material without alot of profanity.

[@paulportell3748]

Bruce Bruce was spot on about black people and card scans at the grocery store. 9 times out of 10, if their card gets declined, you know they'll be saying "I know there's money on that card. Don't lie to me and say there isn't. I want a manager NOW!" And I can say this because I witnessed it as a grocery store clerk for 12 months over a decade and a half ago.

[@latindolphin]

Bruce is comedy legend. One of my faves

[@Megapastor]

INCREDIBLE - Funniest guy I ever watched and thats saying something for someone who watches Chris Rock!🤣🤣🤣

[@whaddup5417]

Tom Segura shamed me for not knowing Bruce Bruce. I can now go back to that video with my newly obtained sense of culture.

[@petrus666love]

This is what brings all races together, because we can all laugh together at our insecurities, being woke fires 🔥 racism, end of story .

[@varunmurali7912]

I don't understand colloquial english that much.. Can you explain what the phrase "being woke fires racism" means? Does it destroy racism or fuels it?

[@zachstevens6233]

@@varunmurali7912 it fuels it. Makes people think everything and everyone around them is racist because it reduces every single situation down to the color of your skin.

[@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572]

No there’s a double standard. Blacks can make fun of whites but not vice versa.

[@avaava4669]

@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 STOP COMPLAINING.. YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT.

[@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572]

@@avaava4669 you trying to get smacked up?

[@waynevictory5208]

This the best thing I heard in several years. I truly appreciate it and had a good laugh.

[@bkkersey93]

Bro, that end "joke" where he just walks off has me dyin!