Bruce Bruce - White People Always Pay On time

[@splatninja9447]

He has one of the most infectious smiles I've ever seen. It's the kind of smile that gets you grinning yourself.

[@lylesmedialmg]

That walk off is classic!! Bruce Bruce is definitely a OG in the game ✊🏿

[@shawnbruce6934]

He Is.

[@MothGirl007]

He's the coolest!

[@teebofreestyles1000]

Bro lit the stage up and left without telling anyone🔥🔥😂😂

[@hugh_jasso]

I met Bruce Bruce at the mall about 15 years ago when he still had that extra 140, got a selfie. He's a legend!

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

Make it your KZbin profile pic!

[@woodb51]

How much did he weigh then?

[@satori-in-life]

@@woodb51 He weighed a lot. Probably around 400.

[@dyates6380]

He's always been one of my favorite comedians. Just perfect with his delivery and his subject matter is spot on. He includes everyone, including himself, in the jokes.

[@bmd1825]

This was back in the day when we ALL could laugh at each other........👊👊🏾👊🏻👊🏽👊🏿

[@rodneyoneil2812]

Well,,,, them days are long gone!!!!

[@bmd1825]

@@rodneyoneil2812 - yeah. but, we are WOKE ASF....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@jjakfamily]

Amen

[@droid0311]

Man.. what a better time

[@jamessmith-hs7if]

Sit down 🤡

[@billysikes1374]

Bruce is amazing, He's been telling the same jokes for over 20 years and they just keep getting funnier, Krispy Kreme will make you wreck yo car lol

[@AndrewHarriston]

Dude no lie I had a Krispy Kreme dream the other night. Which is really funny because I had that dream after watching that Power Ranger movie where they constantly referenced Krispy Kreme.

[@AndrewHarriston]

how is he racist when he constantly compliments white people in his act?

[@billysikes1374]

@@AndrewHarriston exactly, morons in this World, I've seen Bruce Bruce 3 times, he is the furthest thing from a racist

[@swerboski]

@@DrewHop325 seriously?

[@zoeyziva7164]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yes.. Yes..

[@1001Hobbies]

How have I not heard of this guy???? Absolutely hysterical. I've got to see him perform.

[@guysolis5843]

I never heard of Bruce either..he was great, not offensive and a great story teller. I loved how he just turned around and exited stage left..

[@1001Hobbies]

@@guysolis5843 - I agree. His exit was new, a surprise, and hysterical!! Perfect.

[@Yutsekelman]

That's what I'm thinking here too ,not one bad word so clean I hope this is is style always wow ..I am blessed I lol 😆

[@Yutsekelman]

@@1001Hobbies certainly I am floored 😁

[@Yutsekelman]

@LILB1944 and so clean ,man this is phenomenal 👌

[@vt4362]

I met this dude in person, so cool and down to earth had all my friends laughing, he deserves more credit

[@nextari]

How have I never seen this guy? hilarious. "when we get pulled over we turn into run away slaves" 😂

[@JohnGemini-v9q]

Too bad that’s still not the case. Have you seen some of the videos on here ??

[@treecosmos386]

Bruce is definitely one of the greats. It's gotta be difficult telling jokes without any cursing👍🏾💯🙏🏾

[@koolkev2020able]

@Tree Cosmos, It's not difficult. Unless one has a limited vocabulary.

[@MsJoyce31202]

👏👏

[@kennethwayne6857]

Not really. Good comedians used to do it all the time.

[@tomwittner1490]

No, it's not difficult....it's just that some of us had become accustomed to Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Katt Williams, and........

[@tomwittner1490]

@@kennethwayne6857. It takes a certain amount of wit to be able to make jokes without using foul language.

[@paulcoffland8673]

I love how Bruce laughs at his own jokes; why shouldn’t he- he’s funny every time.

[@Poodle_Gun]

he's based

[@tonygreen6185]

So refreshing to hear cultural difference jokes brilliantly delivered by a craftsman of comedy. Never seen him before but will look out for him in the future.

[@MHO999999]

Do Black comedians ever do anything other than perpetuate stereotypes? It's time for some new Black comedic themes.

[@cryhappy3502]

This is from 2008 I believe

[@MHO999999]

@@cryhappy3502 But they still do the same kind of material today.

[@cryhappy3502]

@@MHO999999 I was replying to the first guy

[@MHO999999]

@@cryhappy3502 And I was replying to you.

[@seti7181]

I watched one of his shows before and the MC gave him a great introduction. "A man so nice his momma named him twice". I love this guy. I'm in knots every time I watch him.

[@Native-Kitty]

BRUCE BRUCE!!! So nice you gotta say it twice. Dude is a freaking legend in the standup game.

[@Eddie303]

Listening to him today for the 1st time on 19th April 2022 and I really enjoyed. God-bless you Bruce.

[@huebathez]

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

[@elsadimarco5871]

April/26/2022

[@2oolordsDip]

April 26

[@pevensielavere22]

The first time, on May 1st. Bruce Bruce is hilarious, and a genius! Cannot wait to hear more, from him! ♥️

[@ValHemi265]

2nd May 2022 NZ 🇳🇿

[@annahawman1671]

He was hilarious.. no swearing at all needed here. That's intelligent comedy

[@normamoore2773]

He may not swear but he uses Gods name as a joking matter

[@annahawman1671]

@@normamoore2773 that's so very true

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Just like the clean comedy of the 50s and 60s ,the antithesis being they smoked on TV and sold cigarettes to minors.

[@annahawman1671]

@@pietrojenkins6901 the world is not perfect by all means. I am referring to comedy without cursing is hard to do .

[@benjohnson3349]

He swears a lot. Just didn’t for this 3 minutes.

[@tobascoheat6582]

Bruce Bruce, thanks for making us laugh at a time (today is: 3-15-2022) when we in this country really need it! You're terrific!!!

[@doinithard79]

3/28/22... We here with you sis!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

We here at 3/31 22 at 615am NYC

[@huebathez]

🙋‍♂️ April 21st, 2022.

[@bernicesmith1173]

4/23/2022

[@nalodailec]

Oh my, what a lovely voice this man has. I could listen to him forever. And his delivery of his wit is pure class. Finally a suggestion from KZbin that had me laughing. Thanks for posting this.

[@SantiGonzalez-mn2ts]

The part of listening to him forever is cool I could too

[@Brandon-yg7mw]

Foreal Bruce a legend. I used to watch him late night stand up back in the "old days" on the cable box. This man could make you laugh at a funeral.

[@TC.._]

Comic view

[@chaza.2891]

Bruce Bruce has made me laugh since at least 2002 comic view king. I’m so happy to see him healthy!

[@khaleemrodney9664]

7

[@asabifatosin1150]

He getting there! Bless his journey!

[@nickcurran3105]

I love his impersonation of the white woman being pulled over: "What?!" Hilarious

[@crazychase98]

Before the term Karen was born

[@thelikeitispodcast]

give me the ticket you MO-RON

[@shakalaka7335]

His smile is magnificent! I love it! ♥️🙏🏿

[@geodude7116]

It is. It makes his comedy even better.

[@nachc6459]

Love this dude

[@EireHammer]

God bless Bruce, man had me rolling and crying for six minutes straight! Grateful to have found his comedy and looking forward to more!! That closer slapped!!!

[@mariekom81]

"GET The Soes, GRT THE SHOES!!!" 😂😂 Me when I see a high speed chase on KZbin.

[@thelikeitispodcast]

"OH for the love of GAWD"

[@gusmartins1660]

Big up to Bruce. He’s very good. Yes, I don’t need endless cursing. It’s an easy out for a comic. Excellent set.

[@keiichimorisato98]

Same with pot and sex jokes.

[@zeke1220]

@@keiichimorisato98 And fat jokes

[@pettytoni1955]

I've been watching him for years. Funny, funny man.

[@dempseypagan9241]

My first time to see this comedian.....and it will continue now forever !!

[@jasonlawrence8995]

BB will leave u with tears from laughing so hard. A real comic legend! Would love to see him live! Much love and respect.Jason( 504)

[@GetUnrealistic]

Love to see so many people enjoying this classic, been a fan of his for 20+ years and he has always been funny!

[@tperkins9411]

Hi Bruce Bruce...You always made me laugh. I remember in '95 I was in Georgia burying my father and that nite, my cousin told me you were at a comedy club performing there. I really wanted to see you, but I decided not to go due to respect of my dad. But looking back at it now in 2022. I should've went to get my mind off of grieving.

[@timothym.salley3602]

Bruce, Bruce is a true champion of comedy without a doubt.

[@abuabdoalwaheed9967]

You cannot be comedian unless you are born with it. He is just naturally funny

[@texaslegend5076]

Didn’t know Bruce Bruce had lost weight. Big ups to the man. I lost 40 lbs myself out of necessity. Do what you gotta do.

[@lisageiszler2332]

This was hilarious. I almost spit out my drink laughing so hard. And that walk off!!!! Major props to Bruce Bruce!

[@charlesyoung9980]

Bruce Bruce has been cracking my ass up for over 3 decades!

[@leelawrence1557]

I really like comedians like Richard Pryor, Charlie Murphy, Dave Chapelle etc. They Crack on whites (I'm white) and it's hilarious. They also bust down on everybody else too. It just goes to show that if we can laugh at ourselves, we can all get along. And alot of these jokes halve alot of truth to them.

[@raulduke6953]

he basically said black people don’t pay on time , are rude and wouldn’t help strangers in trouble . No wonder you like him

[@leelawrence1557]

@@raulduke6953 Get over yourself dude.

[@lynnwilson2615]

Yes. Some times Truth hurts. And some times it's freakin' hilarious.

[@edwardsmith7788]

@@raulduke6953 bruh, I'm happy you can see through the jokes.

[@jimmysotiriou9517]

@@raulduke6953 I bet you down pay on time 🤣 fool

[@Wicked_RotF30]

I use Bruce’s line all the time. “It’s looks good on…you.”

[@Xalgucennia]

0:21 he looks like he's leaning like Michael Jackson in smooth criminal lol

[@jemmac4664]

He right about that card swipe prayer, though! 😂😂

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

The walk off was CLASSIC.

[@agradabaugh3146]

He keeps losing weight he’s going to have to drop the second Bruce. In my opinion, Bruce Bruce is just as good of a comedian as Andy Griffith.

[@commaJim]

Absolutely hilarious. Amazing comedian.

[@08065]

I actually ran across Bruce Bruce when his wife delivered their baby at the hospital I worked at. A very nice man

[@AmericanPaisa99]

Still one of my favorite closing. “I just walk the fuk off.”

[@jman5390]

Incredible weight loss man 👏👏👏 way to go!!!

[@ramonaharris920]

Just need to get his suits tailored.

[@Brummie31]

Brilliant, I have never heard of this wonderful comedian before, but, he is a great laughter maker. 😂😂

[@harveymcelroy9332]

He is a legend in urban comedy

[@brianholmes7144]

@Z Man Bruce Bruce is famous black.. lol. not crossover

[@paulbrady5772]

If he was white he'd be called a racist fk off

[@luyandakhumalo9238]

Very original....especially the part where he walked off...love it🤣😂😅

[@river5554]

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 💊. THANKS FOR SHARING. KEEPING DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

[@bln4772]

Always loved him always will! So hilarious EVERY time. 👍🏾❤️

[@heru-deshet359]

"Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!" - Don Rickles.

[@princeharming8963]

I'm white as snow, and I LOVE this guy!! This was a home run!!

[@emiliaescobar7652]

If your sweating and taking a shower! LOL

[@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987]

@@emiliaescobar7652 that happens in Summer time a lot I'm 6/3 255lbs so I guess I'm fat then

[@patrciaclemons8183]

Jungle fever

[@mlionea]

Nothing white. Pink pink pink pink pink you are

[@princeharming8963]

@@mlionea - Thank you for that. I shall cherish this fleeting, educational moment forever.

[@bulleye4635]

The way he walked out of stage was hilarious 🤣

[@ellistonmclean939]

Definitely one of my faves. I love when he picked on the audience.

[@jessemoore7696]

This is a honest to goodness, great comedian, here. This guy is just plain funny "hilarious". I didn't see one instance where he felt like he had to be a foul mouth baffoon, and all the other crazy stuff, that most new comedians think they have to be now days.

[@AriThecraftydragon]

"I tell real life stories and make them funny." 👍 I'm going to track down more of his shows. He's good.

[@ladyelaine3856]

Thank you for sharing some humor. Some people are trying to suck all emotion but hate. Y'all are wonderful to fight this comedy cancelings BS. Humor is what has gotten me through life. Let it live on forever.

[@seanminkins7701]

Bruce Bruce is a natural. Good material without alot of profanity.

[@DJ-ll4mq]

OMG. I never heard of this guy. He's FUNNY and he has a GORGEOUS voice!

[@justinreed7093]

Bruce is the man I was in Joe's crab shack probably 15+years ago and a large group at the table behind me were all laughing and I turn around Bruce was at the head of the table tell stories and his entire family was so weak I was star struck and couldn't say anything to them but yes the man is very funny

[@larios86]

Wow that's cool which Joe's location

[@charlesdotson4766]

Yes, Bruce is VERY funny!!

[@actionjackson8689]

Did you see they had a picture of lynching of a black man? How did they get away with that for so long?

[@hyusuf4280]

Do you have something against full stops and punctuation?

[@missangela6720]

@@hyusuf4280 Possibly the device

[@roncar1761]

He's still the man! 💯👏💯👏💯👏

[@underballbutter]

Good for Bruce Bruce looking 10 years younger

[@AI-di7ll]

Had to pause at 1:07, literally slid out of my chair breathless from laughter

[@morpheusspirit6609]

The walk off and ending is absolutely brilliant!! 👌🏽😁😂

[@katherinebraxton5068]

He has lost a lot of weight. He LOOKS GREAT!!!

[@diegolara4202]

I have not seen a stand up kit that made me laugh pretty after every line in a long time. This guy is funny.

[@stevehughes240]

It's cleverly done- we all laugh, and we keep on thinking about it. 10/10.

[@bobbywatson6983]

One of the best comics alive. Bruce Bruce, Bless you bruh, I'm a huge fan

[@nailahaisha1737]

This was funny. Love Bruce Bruce. He's a great comedian.

[@ladyscribbles6134]

This was so good! The end was the cherry on top! 🤣

[@waynebruening794]

I havent seen BB for a while, he made me laugh and made my day :)

[@nmarrs8539]

Andy Griffin would be proud.

[@magnumopus1628]

Tom Segura sent me here.😉

[@kaydaw24]

Niiiice

[@andresparrow2971]

Crazy...that you are so right

[@daisyy99]

Bruce Bruce was so funny, and he has the warmest smile.

[@aromachocolates]

LOVE good clean comedy without all the foul language. Great job, Bruce!

[@rosethorn001]

I'm laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks and I watched this before on the Comedy Network 🤣🤣🤣

[@petrus666love]

This is what brings all races together, because we can all laugh together at our insecurities, being woke fires 🔥 racism, end of story .

[@varunmurali7912]

I don't understand colloquial english that much.. Can you explain what the phrase "being woke fires racism" means? Does it destroy racism or fuels it?

[@zachstevens6233]

@@varunmurali7912 it fuels it. Makes people think everything and everyone around them is racist because it reduces every single situation down to the color of your skin.

[@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572]

No there’s a double standard. Blacks can make fun of whites but not vice versa.

[@avaava4669]

@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 STOP COMPLAINING.. YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT.

[@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572]

@@avaava4669 you trying to get smacked up?

[@inspirestrength505]

This guy was so funny and on point that even his audience got the black jokes. xoxo

[@OctaneStreet]

Absolute gem man, miss his comedy.

[@nizambao4653]

Bruce is definitely the greatest of all time.

[@ceilconstante640]

Loved it! I want to hear more from Bruce Bruce.

[@thekaerichtexas]

Omh I love Bruce bruce....he was one of my fav comic views comedians back in the day

[@bibibrin5035]

Brilliant 👏 first time I see him and I'm already binge watching 👀 😀

[@MrVegasdeuce]

Bruce Bruce and Earthquake were my favorite comedians back in the day on BET.❤

[@armymann]

Thank God for laughter🙏🏾

[@whaddup5417]

Tom Segura shamed me for not knowing Bruce Bruce. I can now go back to that video with my newly obtained sense of culture.

[@Tya2019]

I loved his closure, dude that was hilarious 😂 He just walked like he said 😝😂

[@jamesmathu5227]

😂 right 👍

[@woodguystl1046]

Funny stuff! We all need to learn how to laugh again. It’s ok to laugh at ourselves.

[@keyfield8967]

Let's have black cops throw little white girls or old white grandmas to the hot pavement to conduct fabricated bogus stolen vehicle reports a few times then we can talk...

[@susanaponte1579]

I've never seen this comedian, he's AWESOME!!

[@nikumimito3164]

I remember watching him on BET or Comedy Central when I was in like Middle school, I always thought he was one of the funniest comedians ever and he still is!

[@caprid9937]

I would not go to sleep until I watched him on BET. The good old days

[@carlaaustin6054]

I enjoyed his humor. I don't quite understand his references but enjoyed listening to him.

[@ninamdimott3420]

Thank you. You're honesty is appreciated.

[@tongla9447]

I'm Asian and I love these jokes.

[@ninamdimott3420]

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@sighteternal497]

Oh man that made my day... he's a genius.

[@chucklaw1955]

This gentleman is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@cleobuck7717]

I love that big man , he is down to earth as they come he loves all people! How can you not love him ! Love and kisses to you baby!!!!

[@robertdiletto5408]

So funny love this guy ! We all have to be able to laugh at ourselves! To truly enjoy life … Thank you Bruce

[@Justbored_12]

That was an amazing set. I laughed a lot fam!! 😂😂😂

[@camaro8477]

I wish it was still like this

[@tcalip2968]

When I am upset. I like to listen to these kinds of jokes. Sometimes Comedians say kind jokes that are hilarious. It really works when we are dealing with emotional stress and mental anguish from troubled People. Great job.

[@mauricecharles4811]

Living legend! One of the greats!

[@jt0l3r]

I wish I could pay on time 🤣