Andy Murray, Luke Evans & Stormzy Compare Injuries | The Jonathan Ross Show

[@saz19s8]

Andy: Serious hip injury, needed surgery Luke: pretty bad neck injury Stormzy: MAD headache

[@ollywolf0113]

Man tryna say he's worse than me, tell my man SHUT UP

[@kiriakoz]

Thank you for summarising the joke to me. I needed to know the punchline devoid of any humour.

[@cd.r.2939]

I’m surprised Stormzy even showed up! I heard headaches are deadly nowadays! 😂

[@leonsean406]

Trust stormzy to just come out with it lol ha ha

[@vaw796]

All jokes aside, some headaches can be deadly and be caused by an aneurysm. One big headache and it bursts and people die from it....my nana did sadly and she tried to keep her headaches a secret.

[@bwebb90]

@@vaw796 Sorry to hear that, much love.

[@gothic_angel]

Stormzy isnt thick he is someone who enjoys making others laugh. A singer and a decent human being. How could you possibly say hes thick when you dont know him

[@FFeras]

Not as deadly as three sneezes

[@makepeaces5409]

Stormzy has been stabbed lmao and chose to say he’s had a headache

[@Phantomdirt]

sonny m I respect it. Don’t want to be the black guy talking about getting stabbed.

[@the_red_barron1002]

Probably doesn't want to give black men a bad image.

[@paolo3794]

He chose funnier response

[@SyncXydii]

Because it’s your choice to get stabbed? 🤣

[@trvrtv1121]

Yeah saying that Loool will only put him in negative light 😂

[@hussh012]

The mad thing is that stormzy has been stabbed before

[@BaldMancTwat]

Once in the head too.

[@moneyandfamily7683]

Didn't wanna be the stereotypical black guy getting stabbed

[@justsayneenuh]

wait what when why

[@blittz10]

Who hasn't these days

[@MussoliniLondon]

@Lord Butler LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tiaarchibald4784]

Stormzy 2019- last night I had a madd headache 😭🤣

[@RemixPrinceisback2]

😂😂😁

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[@cuongtruong6043]

Stormzy, funny bloke.

[@neesha3986]

When I tell you that I love stormzy, there’s really no room in my heart to love anyone else

[@giddiorton]

Andrew Garfield looking sharp here..

[@wealthy5702]

giddiorton hahaha

[@boycie2.099]

He has to play him in a movie!!

[@roddyricho7897]

Khal Drogo no.. no he does not

[@popeu]

Can’t really see the similarities. Andrew Garfield is not even black

[@charliebrayson]

@@popeu underrated comment😂

[@lizcopp6789]

Love Andy Murray! So glad he is back on the tour!

[@gemma5632]

Liz Copp he seems a lot more chilled out too!!

[@elisabethmhawkins9025]

@@gemma5632 He's pain free ❤

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[@BoSSLeVeLs]

Stormzy you legend 😂

[@brendadrumm9708]

He is but didn't have to keep using the f word

[@BoSSLeVeLs]

Brenda Drumm Oh my god Really🤦🏻‍♂️ All the murders,rapes and wars in the world and swearing upsets you ! I don’t want to be rude but Grow up

[@rateme6166]

Boss Levels its called etiquette, if everyone swore it would he anarchy

[@goobrrrr]

Rate Me it’s a word b shut up

[@dannymontana4661]

Rate Me ahaha they both complete different things fix up lad educate urself

[@TheFever77]

Gotta love stormzy, the guy is naturally funny. Not even a seasoned comedian could've got that much laughter.

[@kr6productions]

"Not even a seasoned comedian", who tf are you watching 😂😂😂

[@sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis]

Stormzy has a headache Logan Paul sneezed... 3 times

[@buloobee]

this is serious he couldve died 😔😔😭😭

[@akkisalla]

Stormzy was stabbed three times

[@user-nr3ey3do5i]

Akshath Salla bs no he hasn’t

[@Sifu420]

Honestly I have never watched this dude but he has perfect comedic timing lol

[@dkmdmd_9034]

Thats nearly worst then sneezing 3 times before a fight 😂

[@artdeluxe5625]

Stormzy being funny without realising lol

[@pppp5425]

Are you stupid?

[@nutterbutter2251]

I guess the headache was worse than the stabbing 😂

[@edytab9367]

You just have to love Stormzy 😉😍😂

[@johannal-k8801]

I didn’t think I could love Stormzy any more than I already do. I was wrong.

[@TheGeneralMod]

The entire build up into the "joke" from Stormz.... ELITE comedy 🤣

[@T_Man__]

They never let stormzy finish😂

[@boahnation9932]

I've had crazy hip and knee pain since I was 12 til now at 27, at the worst you can't do anything, being a top sportsman and coming back to having zero pain must be unbelievably heavenly!!

[@samileyyan3513]

I can watch this 100 times

[@aybukebeydilli8393]

stormzy just pulled out his uno reverse card

[@curiouscuriouser2670]

So funny! 3 under 60s men sitting around comparing their ailments......sounds like every old peoples home to me. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@TAK-7-8-6]

When my head starts pounding I tell it shutup

[@hana-mf8jf]

And this is why i love stormzy!! “‘Mad headache”

[@deeeeeeeench1209]

Hana % not much to love a guy by isit I understand not loving him for his trash music tbf

[@hana-mf8jf]

Deeench 91 damn why u so slaty? Lmao

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[@mrconcarnage3215]

Love how Jonathan calls him Stormz.

[@edwardgithae8066]

You guys didn't get Srormzy; 'Mad headache' is his new single that he's been working on 🤔🤦🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂....

[@chipojfk5518]

Stormzy OMG🤣🤣🤣 Great sense of humor.

[@gordontaylor5373]

Happy birthday Andy - 33 today. God bless you and yours.

[@pamelabonaparte9383]

OMG that was Hilarious 😂

[@therickpound]

Proper gangsta...that headache

[@lb7164]

Just add Water It’s a joke....he’s been stabbed before lol he’s just kidding

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[@abdulkareemabdulk4416]

The Jonathan Woss show evwey body!

[@daniellecl3310]

Stormzy just had me choke 💨💨💨😂😂😂

[@certi5632]

Ooooh you naughty girl

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[@deathbystereo-]

Nice of lukaku to fly over from italy for this interview

[@mariam__x]

It's not funny 😭 how many times do people have to tell the same joke?!

[@adz6202]

That joke has been dead since he released shut up! Let it go! Also not all black people look the same. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@TheHarshestTruth]

​@Luke Stephens Wrong, he got A's in all his GCSE's and he also had grades which meant he could have attended Cambridge University or any University in the world for that matter, he is very well educated, truth be told he is probably a lot more intelligent than you. And even if he was not as smart as he actually is, he is a multi millionaire living his dreams, and you are just online pretending to be superior when your lifestyles say otherwise. Carry on been jealous and thinking you are better than people when all your life has amounted to is becoming a bitter internet troll.

[@TheHarshestTruth]

@Luke Stephens Sorry, he did not just get A's he actually got 6 A* and then 3 normal A's and 3 B's. I am not sure how you can accuse him of having a low IQ because he does not rap about what you want him to rap about, funny thing is if he did then he would not be so popular and he would not be so rich. Seems to me that your problem with Stormzy is deeper than I thought, I wonder if it is more to do with his race and maybe the fact that he grew up in a rough area but still managed to achieve so much in life irks you and makes you feel inadequate. I am not sure how old you are but good luck, just keep your head down and work hard, I am not saying you will achieve Stormzy's level of success because lets be honest you wont, but you can achieve your own level of success, like getting a decent job and earning enough money to move out of your mummys house so you wont have to feel insecure about Stormzys life lol

[@xboxyoutube2947]

Luke Stephens shut up u fucking batty man

[@stefaniezhang1194]

I always love Murray!! 💚💚

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[@shaunpc2512]

Nearly choked I laughed so hard, you gotta hand it to Stormzy though, he’s by far the most down to earth megastar that we have in this country right now. I say Stormzy for prime minister so Smash that like button if you agree.

[@wheeinthemood4190]

He’d probably be a better prime minister than Boris Johnson tbh

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[@kynamatthewson7702]

Messed up career threatening hip, messed up can't move for months neck, and... a headache. Beat that!🤣🤣🤣

[@juderaj8446]

Stormzy u legend!!😂😂🔥🔥

[@katywhite6674]

stormzy is tooooo much love him😂

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[@ambehak4758]

From the thumbnail i thought andy murray was andrew garfield

[@moneymitch5734]

Stormzy 2019 - A headache’s an injury 😂

[@hayleyannamathieson674]

Hahahaha great! Stormzy.🤣🙄☺️

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[@myowndays1894]

Headaches are no joke they can ruin a whole day that you were looking forward to the day before, people who have migraines I feel for you all . There will be some sort of cure for migraines one day hopefully.

[@jasonmckenszi2664]

Murray: i broke my waist Evans: i nearly died Stiff Chocolate: I NEARLY DIED!!!!!!!!

[@felixwatkins958]

Mad love Stormzy

[@cameronmckelvie81]

Imagine not knowing those 3 and trying to pick which one is the best British sportsman of his generation.

[@EmileHeskey.]

Lukaku isn’t British he’s from Belgium

[@sierrastar5155]

Emile Heskey he’s Scottish I believe

[@replicantona]

@@EmileHeskey. Lord Heskey never disappoints in or out of the field.

[@williamjansen1]

I'm biased as a runner myself, but 'best British sportsman of his generation' has to be Mo Farrah.

[@vicwan5411]

@@williamjansen1 you've got to give it to Andy too considering the history of british tennis and the lack of champions

[@darthvader9710]

Andrew Garfield, lukaku, and the white Hiram lodge

[@christina4012]

😂😂😂😂

[@StanWeiner]

Everyone laughs at Stormzy, he cant think of what to say

[@RazaPlaysGames]

2:49 WHAT WE ALL CAME FOR!!!

[@Bawitdabadabangdadang]

Fix the title Wozza! It's Sir Andy Murray!

[@jase6709]

😴

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[@alexpapaloizou8050]

You know what they say if you sneeze three times you’re going to loose🤷‍♂️

[@king0vdarkness]

glad i can only relate to the last one

[@reenarawat5537]

That wawrinka-wanker joke😂😂

[@albabylonyabnsumer4648]

Mad headache 😂😂😂😂😂👌 keep coming and laugh about it 👍😄

[@Oooo-bi7bi]

Stormy is such a great guy.

[@akashjhaveri2541]

legend

[@onlyme9254]

Dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarthak-em6264]

Stormzy dropped the expectations🤣

[@kyronmcnamara3455]

is it just me or does andy sound like ewan mgreger( obi wan kanobi ) dont mind ma spelling 🤣🤣

[@HA-jq1mu]

If they ever do a movie for andy murray they could use Andrew Garfield, I just realised how much alike they look

[@madeleinefielding3724]

I’d be stormzy 😂😂😂

[@ethansennett3404]

I didn’t fall asleep listening to Murray I promise you 😴

[@mmlas8683]

Luke Evans is ridiculously hot

[@aaravb5755]

Stormzy probably had the worst injury, being stabbed

[@george._mav]

Stormzy's the goat man

[@sametozkan9175]

Great to see Lukaku and Andrew Garfield

[@tavishurn2585]

Peter Andre is looking pretty good.

[@rishabhaniket1952]

Idk why peiple are so amused, as a patient of chronic headaches I can testify serious headaches can be as debilitating or even worse 😅

[@youtubecritic4510]

Stomzy is too funny 🤣

[@naomib-h4857]

Love stormzy

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[@am1r428]

Bruhhh he’s been stabbed and he said headache 😂😂😂

[@gunnarhjalmarson8930]

Imagine getting stabbed 3 times and choosing to say headache

[@user-nr3ey3do5i]

He’s never been stabbed I don’t know where you got that information from

[@topcar10s78]

First time I've seen Andy Murray smile! The sore bastard

[@shadowblade2149]

Andy: I have had to have a hip resurfacing surgery Stormzy: Last night I had a bad head ache

[@Emtbwebb]

Had a hair transplant too didnt he

[@StGeorgeCross21]

He should of asked Andy about Peppa Pig

[@gillianmaynard4468]

😂😂😂 oh big Mike

[@nicomus1c]

Why does Andy Murray remind me of Gareth Bale

[@danielewenkhare3600]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@ruaidhrikillen7465]

Stormzys like the bottom set maths kid

[@ma_de_sa5848]

I thought Andy was Andrew Garfield...

[@sametozkan9175]

And you thought Stormzy was Romelu Lukaku too

[@chocchipcookie2561]

2:33

[@kyliegiles5461]

Andy's Scottish accent slowly going away

[@carlyboo7966]

total relate to Andys pain

[@YangDev]

Stormzy🤣🤣

[@benbrennan4953]

Plot twist : he had a migraine so it was equally as bad

[@cmcc3721]

Being a clown is great for about five minutes but everybody knows when they leave school they gonna land at the bottom.

[@sirpipealot]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aigala2970]

That’s nothing I got bit by a snake that looked venomous n survived 💯

[@jaxteller4978]

I've never waited so long for a punchlines.

[@vogirovottega]

Fwends

[@penball2725]

stormzy

[@rolybling]

😂👍

[@EliR00]

No offence, i skipped Murrays part. This guy is a perfect example of a typical bore 🙄😑

[@sbc1t]

Thanks for letting us know Bitch

[@joshjones5062]

Not so boring that you need to mention him Elina

[@EliR00]

Yes, and i also enjoy cheap attention 😎🤟

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[@jimfrank135]

Lukaku!!!

[@chakra_x]

now tell me wtf is stormzy doing with people such as andy murray and luke evans?

[@exox7534]

Exactly, they don't deserve to be sat with him.

[@rmx39]

He has two uk number one singles. What are you on about?

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[@user-nr3ey3do5i]

Don’t disrespect the legend stormzy like that he’s goat of the uk don’t watch the interview if you don’t like it

[@kittugrg5543]

What can be said to the man of my small world. What a man? I want to marry him.

[@gordonthompson6068]

Mad headache

[@AP-qc9ih]

who dressed this host and did his hair