Andy Vs. Michael - Round 2

[@Sam11747]

Good morning my fellow sadists. I hope you're all enjoying your coffee and passive aggressiveness in this episode.

[@Jeffs_a_Mess]

I'm glad this was an hour. Andy and Michal, these are hilarious. No one would be upset at a full episode of this. Or a couple. Just saying. Have a good weekend everyone.

[@donowen5889]

Andy your sense of humor is something else.

[@joem7172]

The humpty dumpty line was incredible

[@KBeMaybe]

We need more Andy v Michael on the regular.

[@brendanriley1968]

Looking forward to Round 3!😂 Michael is gold, Andy. He’s been sitting there this whole time!?!😊

[@BranDee4822]

This couldn't have started my Friday morning off better!! These are some of my favorite episodes. Can't wait for the next one!

[@axson8]

Ladies, get you a man that looks at you like way Andy looks at a FGM-148 Javelin

[@marcmichaud1643]

This needs to be a t-shirt

[@antaustin01]

everytime I hear him talk about it he sounds so excited and it kills me 😂

[@Jistarii]

These thumbnails lmao. Gold man. Gold.

[@Smith7.62]

The thumbnail for this show….😂😂😂 Golden!!

[@samneedsanap7802]

Yesssssss! Just what I needed!

[@billmorton6977]

Hey there sweetheart

[@samneedsanap7802]

@@billmorton6977 hey! How are you?

[@billmorton6977]

@@samneedsanap7802 I'm still just plugin along. Got another grand baby on the way

[@billmorton6977]

@samneedsanap7802 how have you been? How are the kiddos? Hope that y'all are doing great

[@samneedsanap7802]

@@billmorton6977 we’re doing well. Got my first senior this year so it’s been fun lol went on a kid free vacation and had an amazing much needed break

[@Nick_Hafey_83]

Kudos to Michael for his references to 1984 and Black Sabbath. He has far better taste than many of his peers it seems. War Pigs is a masterpiece.

[@internet_internet]

Please make round 3 with Michael about answering the inappropriate questions that come in for him. Because I may or may not have sent in a few, and I like to laugh.

[@josephllinas2672]

I love how Awake Michael is, solid job finding this guy Andy. He's impressive I already liked him but you guys should do a full show together every week.

[@Nick-cn2fb]

Holy shit the javelin part is hilarious

[@scottzwemer3512]

President Eisenhower warned us to beware the "Military Industrial Complex" in his exit speech. He was a General in WW2. General Smedley Butler wrote an essay, War Is A Racket, in the 1930's. He was one of the highest decorated Marine officers ever to serve.

[@orcanimal]

Michael's cliff notes explanation of 1984 is like listening to a drunk uncle tell you about a Vietnam war story he heard from a guy who was there that he met a pool hall in Chicago in the 80s when he was working as an errand boy for a shadey Italian mobster to support his collage tuition to become a gym teacher. Meaning... it's so randomly incorrect it's hilarious. But all that aside, he got the spirit of the book and what it was warning people about right at least.

[@epistemologicaldespair68]

1984 is one of your favorite books and you can’t remember that the main characters name is Winston come on Michael .

[@SofaKingWashed]

The banter at the end of both of these Vs Michael episodes is amazing, lol.

[@richardhall5221]

I'm never get tired of listening to Andy playfully sh*ting all over Micheal. And the thumbnail for this video had me laughing hysterically before I even clicked on it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simonsmith9363]

A favourite book and he can't even remember the name of the main character, class!

[@Mr.Knotty1]

Andy, you should do a comedy show on how you see different situations going on in the world right now. You are hilarious and truthful all at the same time.

[@thejrayhjr]

I absolutely love the thumbnail!

[@hattersequiptmentrepairllc4661]

Andy has the best dark sense of humor

[@brian3185]

I love when Michael makes the UPS references. I worked there for 16 yrs in management and that place is a masterclass in failed leadership techniques 😂. I finally left when I couldn't ethically take it anymore.

[@philrotella6798]

Lotsa P this morning. Nice work and have a great weekend.

[@debrafisher7373]

Those missiles are $100k a pop but I've gotten at least $5k worth of entertainment every time I see the video so that's a good return IMO.

[@procram]

Andy should run third party under the Common Sense banner.

[@kiritosao2661]

I'd vote for him.

[@Don18376793]

Andy needs to read 1984!

[@NameisMattt]

As an army vet I love ur sense of humor 😂

[@jameshinton429]

Read 1984 and A Brave New World. Drugs and the thought police. It absolutely can and will happen. It’s based on history. Huxley was also Orwell’s teacher at one point. They disagreed with exactly how it would go down, but were both pretty on it. Warpigs is a great song by the way…

[@NineteenEighty-Four]

Soylent Green and Fahrenheit 451, too 👍

[@hanzo3188]

Hahaha is that the javelin shot hes mentioned before? Hilarious. I want one.

[@JohnDoe-yu2xw]

I dont see andy as a "cabal"pitbull , more like a labrador or golden retriever.

[@TheMitchyb61]

Anyone who thinks words are violence, has never experienced actual violence.

[@lucswan5775]

Listening to the end while im drinking tea and playing a video game

[@mikelonde9567]

It would be interesting to sit down and have a discussion on these topics with Andy and Michael. I have pondered many of these points in trying to figure out what the hell has gone wrong with this world. It is nice to see that others have reached the same viewspoints that I have.

[@chrisjohnson6765]

The silent majority…

[@brandonfink7950]

I’m impressed Michael that you picked out a song that is appropriate for our time right now. War pigs have the power

[@b8burnit]

Definitely "at freeway speed!"

[@kim-jong-poon]

OMFG Michal wins round 2 just based on the fact that he's read 1984 and Andy has not. Andy, buddy, seriously read that book. Actually its probably a good thing you haven't read it because you can read through a contemporary lens and recognize how so many of the predictions Orwell made way back in the day are coming true. Animal farm is a banger too and a really quick read. I highly recommend both of them.

[@epistemologicaldespair68]

Also, it’s kind of shocking that Andy doesn’t know anything about 1984 that book was required reading in my senior English class. The book itself actually changed the way that I look at government, though I will say that there’s a stronger case to be made that Huxley‘s book brave New World is more applicable to our state of affairs than George Orwell’s 1984. There are a few similarities in our modern culture and 1984 such as front facing cameras on cell phones and laptops and the changing of language but if you read brave New World, it’s almost like a checklist you can go down and say yes, we do that. Yes, we do that. We also do that.

[@mikem4305]

"Pitbull for the global elites"... last time I heard that was on the west coast. Dude that said it was wrapped in blanket and holding a sign asking for change while doing the fentanyl shuffle. A true intellectual indeed lol

[@chrismiles8225]

I think I missed part one and I will go back and watch. I love this tbh. Listened to it twice. Anyway, at 40:55 when Michael is talking about being concerned, I would there is a lot of "stuff" being pushed from MSM. And I would include local media as well. Maybe a little controversial but my thoughts. Anyway have a great week everybody! ✌️

[@williamrunner6718]

I've been studying the various reasons of how and why people get sucked into various conspiracy theories and it's very fascinating to me. It's amazing at some of the wacky things that some people get sucked into believing in and with absolutely nothing to justify the belief. It's also aggravating and just plain scary! There is no shortage of BS out there for people to easy access but the things that teach skepticism and critical thinking are few and far between.

[@KAYAKKLOWN]

Thumbnail is epic!

[@rgt4848]

1984 audiobook is free on youtube

[@User-54631]

John money use to make TV circuit rounds back in the day as well.

[@rho1581]

Had the “common sense” phrasing ban too, when I worked for the phone company, Also “fair” and “No Worries”

[@Cadetff22]

They should do a Andy vs Micheal with Andy’s Dad.

[@robhyden9641]

Animal Farm is a good and scary read. "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."

[@brycecronin9099]

😂 the lock

[@NM-235]

Try this one Michael, the 1st amendment isn’t about what you’re allowed to say it’s about preventing the government’s efforts to restrict what you say. Unfortunately for some sheeple there is no right to be comfortable, not offended, feel safe or actually be safe in the constitution. When I was a police sergeant I frequently had to tell people who wanted another persons lawful but awful actions policed “sir, it’s not illegal to be an asshole” they were not happy. This often was people of gen x or older to my suprise.

[@dpeshy6719]

That youtube thumbnail photo is sooo funny 😂 AI Generated?

[@stephbrandenburg9957]

It’s the olympic regulation for scissors kick ? Swimmingly.

[@market1517]

im still stuck on space lasers

[@jcar1417]

How come no one goes for the seat recliner lever

[@ToiletBrush16]

dude, give Michael a full episode.

[@NameisMattt]

I really am curious on what ur relationship is and how u both got started together

[@keithbook3071]

Omg The 10 year old javelin target Frickin killing men

[@The_Red_Off_Road]

Hell yeah

[@kiritosao2661]

Books to add to your reading list: 1984 George Orwell Brave New World Aldoux Huxley We Roger Zamaitin Animal Farm George Orwell It's all about control. Netizen Derek Tabor When the AI is in control. Consider the ideas of some movies: Pre-crime Thought police Doublespeak Doublespeak is language that deliberately obscures, disguises, distorts, or reverses the meaning of words. Doublespeak may take the form of euphemisms (e.g., "downsizing" for layoffs and "servicing the target" for bombing),[1] in which case it is primarily meant to make the truth sound more palatable. It may also refer to intentional ambiguity in language or to actual inversions of meaning. In such cases, doublespeak disguises the nature of the truth. Doublespeak is most closely associated with political language. Examples: War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength Almost sounds like the political speech we hear in the House of Reps right now. Love the show. They may be softball questions, but are they? For some people these can be hard because they don't have a real sense of how the world works. Thank you.

[@kentperrier9884]

I think the guy that Michael got bored with and he tuned out was Nick Koumalatsos.

[@danielmarshall4587]

"common sense" is a good one. I find many people use the catch all common sense to fobb people off when they are unable or unwilling to explain to someone fully how to perform a task.

[@TheFloresj23]

I thought this was gonna be 45 mins of Michael trying to get outta side control 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[@NM-235]

Eisenhower warned about the military industrial complex when he was president… he was the supreme allied commander in Europe so his opinions are likely well informed.

[@phoenixthephlame3558]

Yessir!

[@MrAbro42]

wow the javellin has some distance. now that's standoff

[@esthahyahgeh6533]

Also. I have the BEST answer you should have given to the guy at the hunting lodge!! Q: how's it feel to be the pitbull of the global cabal? A: Rrrrruff. (Rough). 😂😆🤣😆😂

[@veritas6466]

How does Stumph not know 1984?

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

It had just never hit my radar. I’m reading it now

[@veritas6466]

@@ClearedHotPodcast*Wasn't meant to be a ball buster comment. I appreciate your take on most topics and am looking forward to your post read comments. It's a fast & thought provoking read. P.S.- I found your running from 5.0 across rooftops totally relatable. For a still unknown reason, as a (highly intoxicated) 18 yo infantryman I ripped a sink out of a titty bar outside Ft. Campbell sending water spewing everywhere. Got similarly chased, with similar results! Lol.

[@Chertoff88]

They're $250,000 a pop😅

[@adventureshortsx5587]

The Gentlest Generation 😂

[@A_Sense_Of_Purpos3]

Bro i swear that theres a law that says you can't buy land in hawaii unless you were born there.

[@Worstpersonsingular]

These thumbnails are killing me

[@killermonjero]

What's with Michael's lighting? Is he TRYING to be a creeper?

[@mshoemaker11]

New listener here, and really enjoy the show. Just an observation, but Mr. Stumpf. What is up with your persistent cough? Wishing you and your guests the best of health.

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

I'm getting over a cold that has likely morphed into bronchitis

[@veritas6466]

2 ibu + H2O = RTD!

[@justincredubil]

Andy, you CAN say or yell "fire!" In a crowded theater. It's not illegal.

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

I didn't say it was, I just asked him if he though you should be able to.

[@chrisjohnson6765]

The First Amendment has nothing to do with allowing you to speak, only the government’s ability to restrict it. You can be held accountable under some circumstances for the byproducts of your speech such as inciting a riot or physical harm though, so strictly speaking yelling fire can get you in legal trouble or incur civil liability.

[@scalpsquadron4008]

Wtf is going on with Andy’s shirt lmao!!!

[@karldugan1871]

Bahahahahaha YAAAAAASSSSS!!!!

[@esthahyahgeh6533]

Read. 1984. And read animal farm

[@axson8]

I absolutely think you should be able to yell fire in a theater; keeps the fats on their toes.

[@jcar1417]

Change women’s and men’s sport to xx or xy sports, what ever chromosomes you have is the division you compete in.

[@MrAsianKid]

49:00

[@BALLSOHARDU]

I thgoht michael was Asian??? Wth. He doesn’t know math at all.

[@TriggerSD2001]

You like freedom of expression, but you didn't like AG's rash guards...

[@ClearedHotPodcast]

I like many of AG's rashguards, my feedback to him was specific on just one, and was through the lens of the impact it can and will have on women participating in Jiu Jitsu, which is hard enough as it is. Freedom of expression does not mean freedom from feedback

[@TriggerSD2001]

@ClearedHotPodcast Well said, Sir. Thank you for your reply, it means something to me.

[@brandonfink7950]

No filter here. Sorry. Not sorry. Grow some skin.

[@asquirrelnamedgravy9619]

First

[@The_Red_Off_Road]

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