angela giarratana one-liners

probably my most requested video! she's an icon and a legend
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0:00 - if air conditioning was a solid • Can We Guess Reddit's ...
0:13 - also, i effed your girlfriend • Most Embarrassing Stor...
0:44 - the first laugh ian got kzbin.info0YR896vQ...
1:13 - it's like if a towel was dancing kzbin.infoAtoMlSMH...
1:30 - that's what i call that b • Cards Against Humanity...
2:14 - while chanse and i were getting laid • Try Not To Win Mario P...
2:33 - there's a pope on the road again • Try Not To Laugh Chall...
2:47 - bro probably walks into tgif • Why Are They Like This...
3:14 - i fear i'm losing the room • Thinking OUTSIDE The B...
3:40 - we're gonna light your ... • Eat It Or Yeet It: The...
4:04 - I AM JESUS • Acting Out Our KZbin...
4:25 - i made the steak for you mama • Which Friendship Will ...
4:35 - a duck under water • UNO Made Me Do It
4:56 - your poop foot hit the villa • SMOSH DATING SHOW??
5:06 - garrett doesn't wear deodarant and • Eat It Or Yeet It: Foo...
5:19 - pretty mid • The Chosen Multiverse ...
5:28 - and the memories are for us • Can We Guess Reddit's ...
5:37 - i'm poop • The Quiet Game Challen...
5:44 - an oscar wilde joke? i'm feeling the clicks • Relationship Flops | R...
6:13 - you're getting glare? kzbin.infoYop7oA7r...
6:31 - suck a tit • How To Cut An Onion Wi...
6:40 - we were too busy thinking of something else • Do Men Know Reproducti...
6:59 - a little bit of gentleness • Who Wrote These Rules?...
7:11 - yeah and ian isn't pudding • We Roast Anthony With ...
7:21 - i know damien's • Getting WAY Too Person...
7:40 - hey bitch holes • Follow The Rules or El...
7:44 - the nerfs are in the gun • Is He Cheating?! | Rea...
#smosh #angelagiarratana

[@uncomfysapphic8415]

Angela proudly saying "I know Damien's" will never not be funny

[@____username____]

And we know she definitely does know too

[@morganj1431]

the immediate takeback + chanse's face... yea

[@CaitCher]

"Angela?"

[@hansolobutimdead]

I dont get it

[@keysotin2433]

@@hansolobutimdead They have had intercourse.

[@joselocalau123]

i love how she says the most batshit insane things and people have to stop for a second to react

[@k_fuller]

Honestly, she stops to process and react to what she just said, too

[@day9811]

@@k_fullerher mouth runs faster than when her own intrusive thoughts hit. all happens automatically.

[@Lunabyes]

@@day9811 so that's why I relate to her so much lmfao

[@KaiKatasukii]

i love angela's talent for bypassing shayne's laugh from making any noise and just making him immediately start crying and turning red from laughing so hard

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

No one can make Shayne laugh like Angela besides Shayne and I believe that

[@ryanschoeff]

“There’s a pope on the road again” gets me every single time, it’s the funniest shit to me

[@JorgePerozalikesbread]

yo that is me for real

[@iris__steel]

i will never get over the ‘its like if a towel was dancing’ line

[@carmengaffney7183]

“But I love towels!” ❤😂

[@ErdTirdMans]

The only thing better than an Angela one-liner is an Angela one-liner followed by a Chanse scolding

[@Votrex...]

Angela... Angela... Angela

[@daanachmad4032]

And Shayne’s silent laughter.

[@Wanttowrite]

I'm shit with remembering names, but I quickly picked hers up because of him.

[@grumpletybooeg3338]

it's amazing how "the nerfs are in the gun" and "the barrel is loaded" are basically just both versions of "there's one in the chamber"

[@kelbimckinley8042]

And the precursor to the log hitting the net 😂

[@AnnaLastname]

shayne’s her biggest fan

[@melareniandcheese2331]

i use “relax relax, I fear I’m losing the room” so often now whenever someone questions me lol😂😂

[@Phage0070]

"Losing? It's lost, bitch!"

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

I love how much Shayne loves Angela's one-liners XD

[@shinypikagaming]

Shayne is Angela’s strongest soldier, always willing to turn red and gasp like a dying fish at her jokes…

[@daanachmad4032]

Shayne loves that someone is even more unfiltered than he is.

[@jahnabanana]

Chanse laughing so hard he absolutely TUMBLES out of chairs will never not be hilarious to me. Definitely forgot that he did it after "you're getting glare, im getting fucked". :P

[@annikan42]

I need a compilation of Chanse laughing so hard he falls out of chairs

[@jahnabanana]

@@annikan42 need it so bad

[@gilly_axolotl]

And the way he goes to lean on her and she absolutely swerves out of the way. Fucking hilarious 😂

[@JokerCrowe]

My favourite thing about angela is that she's so funny on purpose about 50% of the time, and then she's so funny on accident the other 50% of the time 😅😂

[@axismage91]

Never forget. "THATS MA PURSE!!"

[@beakatrinap]

LMAO THE WAY CHANSE JUST SAYS "ANGELA" EVERY TIME HAS ME ROLLING

[@nicodeguyoh66]

"yeah and ian isn't pudding" and "oh no there's a pope on the road again" will stick with me til the day i die

[@KingOfGaymes]

The pregnant clown thing will always be my favorite Angela one liner like it’s just so perfect and Amanda taking a moment to get it is just the cherry on top 😭

[@mairaahmed8764]

I didn’t get that joke. I feel so dumb can you please explain it to me? 😭😭😂

[@TheGardiner]

@@mairaahmed8764 The pregnant clown that the card refers to is Angela’s stepmom. So Angela would call her stepmom (that bitch) a clown.

[@PkKirby]

Seeing these moments back to back really solidifies how consistently funny she is.

[@dilflvr2]

she’s so genuine and funny i love her

[@dilflvr2]

I LOVE U ANGELA

[@liammcfarlane13]

Any time Angela does something silly and then yells “HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY, RELAX… I FEAR I’M LOSING THE ROOM!”

[@the3nder1]

"Losing? It's lost, bitch!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rowly8478]

I love “and ian isn’t pudding”

[@monsterdonutkid]

👹 A LITTLE BIT OF GENTLENESS 👹 GOES A LONG WAY 👹

[@szephyr]

I am deeply in love with Angela and Amandas dynamic, they’re so potent together.

[@Votrex...]

Strong, Powerful?

[@Gamer-it9hq]

I blame this channel for bringing her up to a top 3 cast member for me. She’s grown on me over time, but seeing all her moments together really highlights how great she is

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

Angela Giarratana My Beloved, my celebrity crush

[@adamkaufman724]

NO SHE'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HER

[@jackthefrog80085]

Angela and Arasha, my two biggest Smosh crushes

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

@@adamkaufman724 AW HELL NAW I WANT HER TOO, AND I WANT HER NOW

[@matthewhearn9910]

I saw her first! (opening night of Starkid’s Black Friday)

[@emilydimeler5426]

Crazy you said this and now there's a video of Shayne guessing everyone's celeb crushes

[@DaemonMunkir]

It's so small but how hard Shayne laughs at almost every one of these makes me so happy

[@clarasundqvist6013]

i don't think there will ever be an angela moment that tops "i know damien's" for me. you can so clearly see her come up with the joke and then open her mouth before the thought is finished. add everyones reactions and it's a 10/10 moment

[@smoothmidnightfudge7450]

I don’t think anybody makes Spencer lose it as often as Angela does. He’s normally so good at playing the comedic straight man (as in straight-faced, although the other kind too tbh) that it’s really funny to see him crack up every time Angela gets going

[@rebelks88]

Gentleman’s don’t lose Mario party is now my go to video when I want to laugh. The energy was immaculate with those two and the fake cigarettes.

[@rjh1290]

Everyone always talks about the drunk stream and her saying "I'm getting fucked" but her yelling "they're drafts!" Lives rent free in my head

[@CantRelateToDesperation]

I'm not joking when I tell you she's Smosh at at least 70% strength

[@daanachmad4032]

No wonder Angela and Shayne get along really well. They don’t have filters.

[@keithklassen5320]

Naw, Shayne absolutely has a tonne of filters; he uses his intuition but he is also quite careful in many ways. Not a criticism btw, I think he's great.

[@kayleejayne]

Another zinger, another zinger by Angela Giarratana from two broke girls

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

"That's 3 girls"

[@cracklequartz1336]

the level of creativity and accuracy she uses to describe things is astounding … tastes like if air conditioning was a solid… like if a towel was dancing… a duck underwater …

[@ThePhilAretosShow]

There's a pope on the road again is still my favourite bit

[@Kingbimmy]

“I fear I’m losing the room!” is genuinely one I’ve incorporated into my own life, and it’s incredible 🤣 It’ll never not be funny to me❤

[@horangdino]

now we just need an angela and shayne trivial pursuit tntl

[@user-qw4rt1xv7t]

Shayne is so obsessed with her comedy.

[@loganhill8736]

She just says the first thing that comes to her, 95% of the time it’s a banger the other times it’s a “oof I wish I hadn’t said that” moment

[@sglauney]

you can tell its a good line if chanse says "angela. no. angela." like a mother

[@RonnieStewartJr]

0:23 I feel like there’s nothing Angela loves more than getting her bros to laugh

[@MemeLord-dy6mv]

Not only does Angela say what everyone in the room is thinking but also what she is thinking out loud

[@BroZilla-vh3tu]

'name one book written by a woman'

[@ronjaengarde]

Angela's unhinged witch cackle at 0:34 just, nourishes my soul, I love that

[@kaiuniverse876]

Chance's dissapointed "Angela" is hilarious

[@haileyh.9397]

I need an Angela multiverse video like they did for Shayne.

[@luciojb]

Angela and Shayne are bestfriend vibes, they laugh at each other's jokes and love to make each other laugh. what a duo

[@ThePhilAretosShow]

I made the steak for you Mama is criminally underrated

[@putaboogyinit5442]

Everyone, miss giarratonya Harding

[@Mc-fe3qe]

Someone needs to make a comp of all the times chance says someone’s name repeatedly in disbelief bc the way he says “Angela… Angela 6:51” just scratches my brain

[@StarandRibbons]

serpentking made a small one haha kzbin.info/www/bejne/amOpq6Sdjq6ng9E&pp=ygUTY2hhbnNlIGFuZ2VsYSBzbW9zaA%3D%3D

[@chamaks]

i think i saw one like 3 months ago! also, can u explain the joke in that clip? i never understood it😭

[@Mc-fe3qe]

@@chamaks she thought 9/11 happened in 2011 when it happened in 2001 (9/11/01 - month/day/year) her mistake was made even more funny by americas whole thing with 9/11 is “never forget” … and she forgot

[@chamaks]

@@Mc-fe3qe oh i was talking about the clown one lol but i got it now🤣

[@Ambrozy27]

Maturing is realizing you didn’t hate Angela when she started… no you were just mad that she’s funnier than you

[@ceciliacole2066]

you hated her??

[@Ambrozy27]

@@ceciliacole2066 No! But I know people were very polarized about her comedy style.

[@r.m.miller]

I didn't hate her I just had to get used to her, now I love her.

[@Xbx0ne]

I legitimately searched for a video like this LAST NIGHT. What timing

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Angela is so amazing

[@janahoeningmusic]

Angela is such a beacon of happiness and positivity.

[@Ken-qw5jr]

All the “new cast” is amazing but Angela most definitely has the most hilarious quotables

[@Alassandros]

The girl has Chris Farley energy.

[@chamayandham]

Oh my god. The one liners are, and no disrespect to the cast, the reasons why Angela is smosh’s main character

[@calci2679]

“Also I effed your girlfriend” I think that was the hardest I have ever seen Shayne laugh.

[@PearloftheParticular]

Angela is the main reason I still watch Smosh content, she’s incredible 😭😂

[@svenornitier]

Angela is my Spirit Animal

[@PotatoLover84]

The video we’ve been waiting for! Angela can really make anyone laugh but definitely makes Shayne laugh the most!

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

I'm reminded of Britta's uses of metaphor in Community

[@jvwriter9028]

It’s the way she gets shayne every time

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

Honestly the best Smosh hire since Shayne. And I like them all, so it's a high bar.

[@thisislea93]

I love this woman with all my heart!

[@honeysplaylists]

Please make a pt. 2 ive been rewatching this like crazy i love this

[@maayangoldman1266]

New favorite video of all time

[@MrIceio]

appreciate the links and timestamps to the original video!!

[@anice5005]

the best part of the last one is how unfazed Spencer is while looking at her

[@lyss010387]

Holy shit. I love her. Thank you so much for this compilation. Her one liners make me double over

[@vee3503]

this brought me to tears 😭

[@victoriapastrano3533]

I love Angela with my whole heart

[@raspyqurky4485]

my queen bro

[@Luke012]

Angela and her no fucks given attitude is definitely one of the better cast members of smosh

[@Gabehasrabieslol]

omg i saw someone jokingly saying this should be made on the reddit vid last weekend 😭 you’re amazing for this fr

[@angelf8719]

needed this

[@nidoquienn]

is there already a compilation of angela's laughs? i especially LOVE her witch laughs (affectionately) like in 0:34

[@AgudoAngelica]

and shayne is (almost) always there to witness it

[@JesseDCrespo]

0:33 her laugh fills me with joy

[@wakisabe]

I love Angela’s frantic “Hey!! Hey!!"s the most

[@jahirhipps5843]

You’re getting glare is TOP tier

[@GoblinQueen.]

I love her so much. Forever our feral guinea pig queen❤

[@faiza7533]

Neeeeeed a video for Arasha’s one liners too

[@georgedoty-williams2085]

Thanks for adding the context to the "TGI Friday's" quote. I don't think I watched that Reddit Stories

[@imyour-realdad]

There needs to be a compilation of Amanda’s quotes and clips of times where it takes her a minute to get something or when someone has to explain something to her

[@gemmacadd2252]

Never clicked on a video so fast

[@libby8920]

my fave

[@cassandracarlton400]

I’ve gone back to that stream VOD to rewatch Angela’s iconic “You’re getting glare? Well I’m getting FUCKED” moment so many times, it’s so good lmao

[@RunningShovel]

The pure joy in her laugh at 0:34 watching Shayne break down silently.

[@BramVanhooydonck]

Say it all with me now: Aaangela...

[@tappenyaki]

can’t believe i’m here before the views hit 100 on an angela video

[@rosyellis14]

shes so funny

[@zehra_ay]

I love Amanda saying "I just got it" repeatedly while laughing in the pregnant clown bit

[@barbara8497]

shes really gilda radner i love her so much

[@JeansXoX]

I love Spencer's smile at the end when she said "The nerf's are in the gun" lol

[@CVRDIVC]

Ah. A compilation of Angela roasting Courtney’s wife. *clicks immediately*

[@joshkorte9020]

Angela's wit is so fast. She'll say the most outa pocket thing, then people will laugh, then they understand what exactly she said and laugh harder. Its perfect.

[@the_god_abandinus]

5:40 the way Angela delivered that one was very Fern Mayo from Jawbreaker.

[@sendnoodless]

"youre the first astronaut to look for a mirror" should be in the next one

[@juliatominski]

I would watch this if it was an hour long

[@DarbeeShayne]

It's so cute to me that Shayne is always paying attention and immediately loses it when she makes a joke 😭

[@h0lly_blue]

3:08 Damien's face