Angels Designing Humans

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Written By: Adam Berg

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

Adam aggressively optimistic about making everything as bad as it can possibly be and then slowly infecting the others is GREAT :D

[@kosmickats]

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE!!! But wasn't it Stacey's turn to play Tildy?

[@berl9326]

It kinda fits with Adam in the crayon song. LOL

[@myleemartin8083]

I know!! Adam is so good at the aggressively optimistic characters. I saw this live at the Glow Up Tour and it was awesome, so happy to watch it again!

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

@@myleemartin8083 Ooooooohh maaate you got to see them live??? Was it amazing?? What was your favourite bit? was it all sketches? How long was the show? I would have loved to go *weeps in Australian* 😫😫😆

[@myleemartin8083]

@@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605 Hey friend!! Wish you could have been there! It was soooooo fun! It was called the Glow-Up Tour and they gave us all glow sticks and asked us to wave them around when we cheered, so it was just a giant sea of cheering and glow sticks every time something funny happened. I also got the amazing opportunity to say hi to the cast after the show!! Matt gave me a high five. I asked everyone what their favorite flavor of ice cream is, and I don’t remember everybody’s but Natalie and Matt like strawberry best! James was hilarious in real life, he didn’t realize what I was asking so just looked around like, why are you staring at me waiting for an answer? I don’t remember how long the show was but at the end they had this big long sketch that was a parody of The Lion King except they were all Marvel characters! It was so funny. I really liked when they would talk directly to the audience and tell funny stories in between sketches. Matt told the audience this hilarious story about going waterskiing and losing his swim trunks, he’s so funny in real life! And he’s so small too haha I know they joke about that a lot but you don’t really see it as much until you see him close-up. Some other sketches I remember that you can watch right now ok KZbin are the “Everyone is undercover” “Passport problems,” and I remember thinking they were so funny that I wished I could watch them again! And now I can! Hopefully you get the chance to see them someday my friend. Let me know if you have any other questions or just want to chat about these awesome peeps. Have a lovely day my friend.

[@babblingbrook.]

I usually blame Matt for everything, but yeah Adam in this case is totally to blame for everything. 😉

[@mjgray192]

Oh my gosh, it's been so long since I've seen your profile. I used to look for your comments on all of Jason's vlogs, since I knew you were a regular commenter. Hope you've been doing well.

[@babblingbrook.]

@@mjgray192 yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for noticing. I often feel people have forgotten about me. I'm kind of old news I guess.

[@twistedsinging2952]

@@babblingbrook. You're still a memorable commenter from way back years ago! Even for those of us who never said anything.

[@babblingbrook.]

@@twistedsinging2952 Aww thanks. It's sweet of you yo say. I've been a fan for 8 years so it's nice when people say they recognize me.

[@aimeelarsen4349]

We’ll to be fair, Matt wasn’t in this sketch so we had to blame someone!

[@ambcsb]

“ let’s make them all sad “ that made me laugh so hard and I loved how you guys added that line one more time 😂😂

[@redwolfvirus4830]

This can also double as a description of writers conversing about their story's main characters that are certain to suffer

[@flowerofthecross]

As a fellow writer, I can confirm

[@iampie6954]

As an author I can confirm. This is how it is. "What if they didn't have parents? Oh oh! And they're living under an oppressive dictatorship! And they're a short nerd!"

[@stacystevens958]

As a writer, I can confidently tell you that what you say is true. The three main characters in my novel are homeless orphans.

[@thaobui7805]

"let's make them all sad!" said in the most optimistic way ever

[@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600]

the origin of depression

[@nachoartsi1936]

*looks at Adam* IT WAS YOU!!!

[@HeyAdamBerg]

You're welcome

[@personperson51]

“Let’s make them all sad!” That killed me!!!🤣

[@miss_ducky]

Everyone in the beginning is so cheerful until appendix is said. Lol 😆

[@Bilal_Aslam_]

Make sure to make them short with huge shoulders to make it easier for shoulder angels to climb

[@leizero]

Would be hilarious to have Matt come in and just be Adam's shoulder angel.

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

Can we all just talk about how the headbands - sorry, halos are a laugh all unto themselves 😁😁

[@xalynkx]

Atleast they weren't considering to climb on human shoulders to act as their voice-of-reason...

[@just_me4744]

Now we know who to blame for our physical problems! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HeyAdamBerg]

Yeah!... Stacey!

[@just_me4744]

Yeah....Stacey....

[@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600]

and our depression

[@TheInvisibleCanadia]

"What if they could pee standing up?" "Sure, but only half of them."

[@Swankchair]

poor women. all of them.

[@ivanarcheous4731]

Angels making humans: Let's take that primate, shave it, give most of them anxiety, and call it a day

[@nssteja7516]

Thank you JK Studios for a wonderful season of Freelancers. Mal is awesome. These sketches make me so happy. Love y’all

[@OneWeirdDude]

Mal is crazy...but in a good way. I want more of her craziness.

[@nssteja7516]

@@OneWeirdDude she is crazy good…. The sheer volume of jokes is mind blowing and almost all of them are amazing

[@ambcsb]

Yay a new video 😄 love your vids 😁😁 you guys are so funny 😂

[@HeyAdamBerg]

If it were up to me, we'd all have 10 appendicies!

[@babblingbrook.]

Haven't you ruined us enough?!!😉

[@babblingbrook.]

How's Mycroft doing btw?

[@HeyAdamBerg]

@@babblingbrook. NOOO

[@HeyAdamBerg]

@@babblingbrook. He's great. I'm sure he's happy it's Summer so we can go on a walk everyday.

[@AetheriusLamia]

Adam Berg et al. should team up with icecreamsandwich -- who made a video about his burst appendix and even the same joke -- to make some animated sketches. could be great. on the other hand, he has a very specific sort of timing, tending to blend his direction with his humor, so either he wouldn't work just as an animator, or he might work brilliantly as a co-writer to produce a joint venture.

[@jessicaraj2718]

I've been watching and re-watching all of the old studio C sketches! I love that you guys still put out new ones on JK! Studios!

[@silentprincess2003]

This is absolutely perfect😂 Mal is so awesome, as well as all of you guys😂

[@tannernelson]

"What organ did you hit???" "The appendix"

[@flargarbason1740]

a true OG I see.

[@nineadvary8539]

Came at the speed of sound

[@deede2378]

Angel Adam, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!

[@HeyAdamBerg]

Just added a little spice to life

[@JYProduction26]

When they are talking about puberty, they are still going family friendly way which I love about them!!! Good job JK! Studios to keep it clean!! Love you!!

[@ananyapadi6365]

"lets make them all sad" you might as well make them anxious as well

[@babblingbrook.]

Pretty sure Adam made dogs, just so he could have Mycroft. Lol

[@esahcaeeneiradgbo2464]

So this is why women go through things. Interesting. The more you know 😂

[@ImperatorPenguin]

So they were on the losing side of the War in Heaven?

[@tatyannafrancis9935]

“Old person smell!!” I died 😂

[@oakesfamilyemail6965]

Only three minutes ago!??

[@satinekryze2893]

Lost it when Mallory said “ tumours with teeth”😂

[@flargarbason1740]

teratoma : D (have fun googling that)

[@ForeverAlone3]

So, Deadpool basically.

[@LincolnHalesE]

Adem it was cool that you were on the stage at the salt lake city AJR stage and they did not even plan it and i love everything that you do and i just think its convinite were adem and adem met. also almost everyone new you mostly from studio c i was there in person and just to say i ´ m a big fan. so if you can make more people happy.

[@football_home08010]

First comment

[@nssteja7516]

Teratomas are a type of tumours with tooth or teeth in them

[@mvcoconut]

was laughing the whole time, so glad you guys are still together :)

[@Hope-sc3dc]

I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! so so so so amazing!!!! I idolize yall!!!! keep being amazing! 🤩🤩🤩

[@awkwardmonkey86]

Hey guys. Just came to say hi.

[@flargarbason1740]

"Tumors with Teeth" that's called a teratoma. have fun googling that.

[@legodomain8362]

Didn’t they already upload this?

[@awkwardmonkey86]

Yeah, on Dry Bar, but they then made them unavailable so you'd have to pay for them on it.

[@Irohtheweirdo]

Adam: ACNE!! Me: YOU DID THIS James: how about women got those intense hormones every month? Me: *time to die*

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

1:35 Well men get to have to deal with us when we're hormonal. 😂

[@addieevergreen]

i love how stacy's headband is bouncing around the whole time XD

[@madisonthompson8510]

Love you

[@Kids-ll1ef]

Why did u guys quit studio c u guys we’re amazing at allllllll your skits but the new people are awful

[@TrickyTalon23]

If this channel didn’t have so many restrictions then this video could have gone much MUCH further…

[@paintingsbypenelope]

How do you all keep getting better and better? I laughed so hard.

[@ahmaddejaeger657]

I love to quote the best line from every sketches they made But this sketch has the best lines from the start til the end And i have no ability to do so 😂😂

[@Spidermanfarfromhealthy]

So funny

[@Dig3vAn_s]

Adam "Old person smell!"

[@natalieellenmadsen]

This is Ike of my favorites! 🤣 😇

[@simp_ly5257]

OMG I remember this sketch at the glow up tour a couple of years ago!! It was so funny and it still is!!!

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

Oh mate I would LOV to go to a JK! Studios tour! Was it amazing?

[@simp_ly5257]

@@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605 It sure was an amazing experience. They performed unreleased sketches, they were super interactive with the crowd, and they even had the audience get up and dance during sketch transitions.

[@grandmatildyfromtennessee4605]

​@@simp_ly5257 that sounds like SO much fun!!

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

Who else thought Mallory would suggest polio? 😉

[@TheInvisibleCanadia]

"What if we made different cultures, that all hated each other for no good reason?"

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

Those bad things aren't fun. Being able to fly, now that would be fun!!

[@Milkybetrayal]

They never meant "fun" for humans. More of what will be fun to watch as they peer from above.

[@ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios]

@@Milkybetrayal fair point.

[@thomaspetrucka9173]

“Let’s make them all sad!” 😂

[@keldone3186]

Love you guys hahah

[@sammuelkain]

As many knew this but fewer knows it really 😏 the joke that God has created 4 humanity are the farts 💨... a biological necessity that turns something very bad into some happy feeling or giggle or 🤣💨! ✌️😎🍑💨

[@DrewsterRooster37]

What does an appendix do? It lets people process spicy stuff. What if they don't eat spicy stuff? Then we'll have people that can't process spicy stuff even with it.

[@ethanrichard4950]

Yes, im that guy I suppose this is from the book of Mormon, as the Bible states that God made man, and it was the fall that brought upon the brokenness.

[@JacobL228]

You made an angel sketch without Matt the Shoulder Angel?! Blasphemy!

[@Lisa-mk2nv]

I had some sketch ideas, but I wasn’t sure where to put them. 1. A remake of the ‘finish the sketch’ with Matt and Mallory but they're secret agents/spies and they're undercover, but to not draw attention to themselves they have to kinda speak in a monotone tone of voice, so their tone of voice doesn’t line up with the type of thing they’re talking about, kinda like the effect used in ‘The Nuclear Glow’ sketch. 2. The classic ‘the frog prince’ story where the princess drops a golden ball down a well and the frog retrieves it in return for some things. However, in this instance the princess intentionally dropped it down the well but pretends it was an accident (like Mallory losing her car keys in the zombie apocalypse sketch or dropping the rose in the love loves love sketch) and in this instance it is the frog who is reluctant to follow through in order to become a prince. Trying to get the same kind of unexpected hesitancy of one character in the story like in the Rumpelstiltskin sketch.

[@alisonjones9361]

Are you referencing the frog prince? I watched that movie so many times in my childhood.

[@TheAdventuresofIvyAndJune]

More of this content! 👏👏👏

[@garyyythegamer]

early

[@AetheriusLamia]

somehow reminiscent of the penguins sketch; makes me wonder if Adam wrote that one, too

[@karissaweary3715]

“No acne” lol

[@Mellora27]

only og’s remember their other channel “Studio C”

[@salwaaj1356]

You can see the corruption spreading. One bad apple and all that

[@x.perseus.x]

“let’s make them all sad!” IT WAS YOU.

[@favourtom4413]

The one with the terrible ideas is ironically named 'Adam'

[@Uney21]

Adam my farvaoite member as you can see in my profile picture

[@rustyshadeofred]

One of my favorite sketches!

[@starlegends3092]

they didnt do any of these but they got too after the humans ate the apple

[@vbps3]

Adam, how very 'black crayon' of you!

[@GoldenWolf248]

They all became fallen angels I bet.

[@sirwatzhizface]

So uh y'all see Adam at the AJR concert xD

[@alpinegamer3329]

TUMORS THAT GROW ANOTHER HUMAN!!!! AMAZING IK RIGHT

[@babblingbrook.]

0:22 I wonder who in the cast has had their appendix taken out. I know Jason did, but that's it.

[@HeyAdamBerg]

I have.

[@LegoStudios1821]

No wonder you are bitter at the appendix! You know that useless thing at the back of textbooks 😉

[@flargarbason1740]

@@HeyAdamBerg Can I have it?

[@SymphoniasStories]

The bad stuff happened after sin. Not before.

[@jacegross3292]

Angels didn't make and design everything, God did.

[@jacegross3292]

But I know its just a sketch

[@jkskits1315]

How was your AJR concert Adam

[@Itisheylel]

LMAOO THE WEEEEE~ AFTER THE “FIFTY~~!!”

[@TheAsthmatic91]

The appendix is actually very important.

[@flargarbason1740]

it used to be, but hasn't been in millennia. Our early ancestors used them to help digest foods that the stomach has trouble doing, like raw plants, but this was VERY, VERY, old humanity from our hunter gather days. When we learned to cook and started eating more digestible foods the appendix didn't have a function anymore.

[@TheAsthmatic91]

@@flargarbason1740 New research shows it helps with the immune system and fighting infection.

[@OldNarnians]

It would have been so easy to make this the Trinity. Why'd you have to lie?

[@flargarbason1740]

What?

[@OldNarnians]

@@flargarbason1740 The angels didn't create the humans, God did.

[@flargarbason1740]

@@OldNarnians it’s a sketch dude. They’re not trying to teach religion, it’s just a comedy sketch. You think any of their other sketches are logical? When they were in Studio C they literally had a sketch where a sorceress crashed a wedding

[@OldNarnians]

@@flargarbason1740 Yeah it's just that this stuff is rampant everywhere and these guys are Mormon so I figured they wouldn't do stuff like that.

[@treyshuler4943]

What happened to Jeremy?

[@cameronhansen3147]

@AJR This is what Adam's latest creation BTW. Crazy how Jack picked this guy out of a crowd

[@Milkybetrayal]

Mmm "boogers" they're great stacks, will you read a book, watch a movie, or flick at other drivers that stare at you for picking a flinger.

[@kurtcometa4818]

Oh no not teratoma Mal!

[@mandos-studio]

Just randomly

[@kelseawelsh3595]

LET'S MAKE THEM ALL SAD

[@NickArio]

Adam designing Adam

[@stylish_pengu]

ADAM i didn't know you were such an AJR fan, i love them both and seeing you on stage at an AJR concert was amazing

[@cubicinfinity2]

I was expecting some really clever punchline. Boogers.

[@dartheleven2108]

Meanwhile in 2019: "Guys, I just had another great idea for the humans!"

[@madykeo]

Guys please share all the video you like so that JK studio can get the recognition they deserve, we all love their works so much right?

[@josiahswanson1]

the fall of man

[@debbiegalante3612]

??? Who agrees

[@janetross1900]

I thought Boogers was a good idea Because then some of the people could become respiratory therapist to keep those boogers in check

[@mangoes1012]

I saw Adam on stage at an AJR concert last night! Mind-blowingly small world

[@robyn_marie]

Ha ha! So good.