I call this Vulture Fiction; it’s not written by fans, it’s written by scavengers.
@Trewq79Ай бұрын
I always called the writers parasites. They live off other writer’s work.
@m1a8o2Ай бұрын
This is actually brilliant.
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084Ай бұрын
yea there should be official dictionary category for those vultures that try to destroy and twist official canon for their own greed and agendas. but we live in the age of modern toxic positivity, so those vultures would officially still be called 'fans'😢
@BlazingOwnagerАй бұрын
I like that. We need a term for it and that's the best I've heard.
@coolbord9Ай бұрын
Bob Iger uses the term 'IP Mining'. The strategy has always been to hollow out and abandon these IPs.
@ScottLORYMANАй бұрын
This isn't a review, it's a trauma and grief counseling session you can literally see the despair in their eyes.
@Dr.DisrespectFan918Ай бұрын
I’m a Marvel fan and they seemed to give Agatha a 6/10 and that show is pretty bad for me I can’t imagine the disaster this show even is and I don’t want to find out what this is all about
@dhLord64Ай бұрын
@@Dr.DisrespectFan918 It's nowhere near as bad as they say it is so meh
@magggas.Ай бұрын
Yeah sure. A monetized trauma and grief. I could be too traumatized everyday by anything and if had a similar business. But because i don't run such business, i just cancel my subscription if i really don't like the shows instead of making multiple videos pretending crying about it for money.
@BS-cz6twАй бұрын
@@magggas.And you make no money for crying in the comments 😂 get a life
@The_Legend117Ай бұрын
Really gone of angry joe he just hates everything need change his name the angryhateshow ..
@lordofthebricks1Ай бұрын
I just noticed that they want to connect the series with LOTR Trilogy so bad so they gave Gandalf the same staff he had in The Fellowship of The Ring, yet forgetting that he had different staff in first 2 The Hobbit movies, while Radagast gave him this staff in third The Hobbit movie
@BehuraStudioАй бұрын
I was thinking that the whole time LMAO
@nandusaiАй бұрын
that defines that this is not the Grand-Elf from LOTR
@MuninnnrАй бұрын
So... Does this confirm that Grand-Elf is actually Radagast?
@NitinMalpeАй бұрын
Don't worry, they will make sure gandalf will lose his staff and radagast will find it in the last season and then give the camera a smile. That's the level of show writers we have here.
@Nostromo2144Ай бұрын
Did you mean Grand Elf...? 🤣
@BritBox777Ай бұрын
This product is exactly what Tolkein was afraid of when he said he didn't want anyone adapting his books.
@giokun100Ай бұрын
I don't think he could fathom the steepness of cultural decline after his death. Hell, we could not fathom it 10 years ago.
@kylemenosАй бұрын
Imagine fighting in a world war for your children, writing an expression of gratitude to your people and creator in the form of a book and having it sold by your family to this bollocks that plans to destroy good Christian beliefs.
@9mmtrillaАй бұрын
@@giokun100 Normies.
@TheRandomViewer-zv4bvАй бұрын
Some felt Christopher Tolkien was just a grumpy old man when he criticised Jackson's Trilogy. Now we get something like this, we realise he had a point about Hollywood ruining his father's works (not so Jackson's LOTR Trilogy, but RoP for sure).
@refurbishedtechpriest9076Ай бұрын
@@kylemenos "... good Christian beliefs". Oh, the same Christian beliefs that gave rise to the Spanish Inquisition, the Crusades, the countless witch-trials and hunts down through the centuries, and that encourages hatred/rejection of people just because they happen to love someone of the same gender or because their beliefs don't match with Christianity's? The same "good Christian beliefs" that have been pushing for that agenda 2025 nonsense and that would turn this country into a theocracy? This isn't about bullsh!t religions or culture-war bullsh!t, it's about talentless hacks getting their hands on a show they have no business being around.
@jajssblueАй бұрын
The most expensive amateur hour in entertainment ever. Someone should make a "The Producers" type show out of this mess.
@mikes8268Ай бұрын
But you got the first black elf bro? AND the first black female dwarf come on man
@espritfort9890Ай бұрын
It's "The Room" with tolkienish vibes😂
@desmondbrown2813Ай бұрын
This show should be called "Springtime for Sauron & Mor-Dor!!!"
@aavavertu229Ай бұрын
@@mikes8268 Aww really? F it, it's 10/10 then.
@StormcastMarineАй бұрын
@@mikes8268 no one cares about your racism mate, the story makes no sense, I couldn't give a flying uck who has penises
@jakobchristensen2043Ай бұрын
From Comicbookmovies article. "He learns his name after a clash with the Dark Wizard (and even acquires his iconic staff) but according to showrunners Patrick McKay and J.D. Payne, the original idea was for the Stranger to be another deep-cut J.R.R. Tolkien creation: the wizard Olórin" ...ehhh Olorin is Gandalf's Maia Name these people really have no idea what they are doing.
@grimmtoast-k3sАй бұрын
Olórin, aka Gandalf. Olórin is his name in Valinor because he was the Maiar of Valinor. They completely fucked it up in this series. His name Gandalf came from the Men of Arnor.
@Sunshine47XedosАй бұрын
Alex nailed it…I have the same view…& almost same experience having the books read to me as a kid, reading them for myself, watching the movies, & re-reading them as an adult the world of Tolkien always felt grand & so much larger than the pages & screen it was on. This show is a 1/10 maybe even an actual 0/10
@kesamek8537Ай бұрын
it's minus 10 out of 10, the purpose of it is to detract from Tolkien and stop younger generations embracing the stories he created and more importantly the values it depicts and the messages it promotes.
@mfrujiАй бұрын
Bingo @@kesamek8537
@jonchoweАй бұрын
1/10 for a TV show. 0/10 for a Tolkien adaption.
@mouthofpower8492Ай бұрын
The romantic shipping of Galadriel and Sauron is… beyond belief. Easily the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in entertainment history.
@BrejanАй бұрын
It easily tops even the immortals coming from Zeist in Highlander 2. And out-stupiding Zeist should not be possible.
@sinsinsinat5377Ай бұрын
And elrond lol😂
@Jeez00129 күн бұрын
Waiting for grand reveal that Legolas is their love child
@adamgeigerjr699529 күн бұрын
Master Cheeks would like a word
@sten26028 күн бұрын
yeah the idea of Sauron being interesting in having a... "girl friend" just doesn't seem right. His goal is to destroy the world, he doesnt even think about women lol
@d.c8575Ай бұрын
*Spoilers*. My most hated, stupid moment of this series: when galadriel at the end was watching Adar getting wrecked, she also had 9 rings in her posession, and her elf ring, and she didn't run while she could. She had to protect the rings, and because the adar plan was on the floor, runing with the 10 rings would have stopped sauron's plan; but noooo, she had to stay there drooling. The only oportunity she had was to run while adar was getting wrecked, anything else would have resulted in disaster. And it happened; Sauron then beat her ass, and took the 10 f**** rings with no effort, he didn't even need to fight her personally, he could have sent an army after her, and take the rings without risk. I seriously started wanting the Orks to eat her alive!!, she basically handed like 70% of the rings in a silver platter to sauron. Galadriel=moron of the year.
@1_underthesunАй бұрын
You don't need to have a spoiler warning. Nobody cares about anything that happened in this show.
@d.c8575Ай бұрын
@@1_underthesun Amen bro. The thing is, this "galadriel stood there drooling" invalidated everything in the show, everything was for nothing because of that.
@FoxadorАй бұрын
Well... I mean she couldn't have won or got rid of the rings. The whole point of Lord of the RINGS is the stupid rings (I think they're stupid) so they kinda need to be in play. The problem with doing prequels to shows or movies is that you already know how it's going to end so everything has to lead up to that point. Which means there has to be plenty of times for the characters to get close but never able to stop the future events. They can't stop what's going to happen because we know what happens in the end so everything has to lead to that point
@espritfort9890Ай бұрын
@@d.c8575 yes, miss "I girlbossed to death more orcs than any elf alive" just stands there like a useless sack of rotten potatoes and watches as her supposedly useful ally is getting stabbed. But, conveniently, Sauron just takes the nine rings, and not her ring as well for some reason. But even before that there was this stupid piece of plot where Celebrimbor is willing to buy her some time, subjecting himself to torture and death, and it's still night time when she is supposed to flee with the rings. But then it's day time and she's still in the city, saving random obese she-elves and girlbossing random orcs, who conveniently turn their backs on her and get themselves killed easily, or negotiate with her in the most civilized manner possible.
@d.c8575Ай бұрын
@@Foxador Yes, they are so stupid, those rings. Yes they can stop anything, but it is not done well, the execution was very stupid.
@animewachtАй бұрын
1/10 you guys are giving it way too much Credit
@alcapo9600Ай бұрын
That would be unfair… even though the show is dissappointing the fx-artists did great work and was fun to watch. I wish those people the best career man… credit where credit is due..
@Jack-ot1zqАй бұрын
Technically since Amazon spelled the name correctly they got an automatic 10% SAT rules
@chrxs61632Ай бұрын
If it’s “watchable” and the show plays and runs they give it 1 point
@SS-rr7byАй бұрын
Whiny hyperbole
@juusovuolle8251Ай бұрын
@@alcapo9600 you can cover a turd with sugar and cocaine its still a pile of shit.
@oopoppАй бұрын
FUN FACT: Galandriel is 6'4 in the books and not shrimp size.
@xiii0722Ай бұрын
Ty for sharing this
@Duke_of_LorraineАй бұрын
and let's not even talk about the size the Numenoreans are supposed to be at.
@dogg92Ай бұрын
Holy elf mommy
@visions1596Ай бұрын
y'all complain about the dumbest shit I swear
@henryweiland7761Ай бұрын
@@Duke_of_Lorraine Elendil is 7 feet
@ivorytoreaАй бұрын
At the end of the season the elves cheer in unison...because they just lost a city? Lost half of their strike force? Or because Sauron won, achieved his goal in making the rings and beat their strongest warrior? Or because their greatest smith just died and with him all knowledge of how to make the rings? Or because their only allies with the dwarves against the rising orc threat was just severly weakened by these events? idk...but we´re cheering. Because the script says something green is around them and their king just raised his hand. So we´re cheering. It´s a cheerful moment. The music dictates it.
@LouSassol69erАй бұрын
The writers and showrunners of Rings of Power shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anything movie or TV related again. How they got to handle one of the most beloved IPs is crazy to me...
@mikes8268Ай бұрын
they were all hired due to DEI.
@kylebatteson9572Ай бұрын
They should go back to flipping burgers.
@andresgonzalez5676Ай бұрын
They gonna stumble upwards calling it now.
@Filip_AgrippaАй бұрын
The funniest thing is, that they will very likely fail upwards. Just like people in Lucasfilm do.
@Wolfhead101Ай бұрын
@@mikes8268 They're white males, lol!
@ExarathasАй бұрын
I died inside when I heard grand-elf…
@DjiryDoucoureАй бұрын
Same! 😂😂😂
@3choblast3r4Ай бұрын
You deserved that for watching it. You guys realize they don't care if you like it, as long as you watch it
@Jiraiyashouse666Ай бұрын
It was as bad as ; "So you are by yourself and don't have a last name...We'll call you Han SOLO."
@yavicalАй бұрын
i just have so much pent up anger ever since i heard those words. i rolled my eyes so hard i could see my pineal gland....
@ExarathasАй бұрын
@@yavical it’s like a 12 year old wrote terrible fanfic
@healsallwoundsАй бұрын
Sauron: Many orcs will die Orcs: BOOOO Adar: Many orcs will die Orcs: HAIL LORD SAURON
@dogg92Ай бұрын
They have the memory of a goldfish so basically whoever said that they will die last becomes their enemy. It's the new orc canon.
@TifffanyTaylor22 күн бұрын
To be fair they're the race most susceptible to Saurons manipulation. He can literally convince the average orc that the sky is green & grass is blue.
@zer0_cool27 күн бұрын
I can't wait to find out the Balrog's tragic backstory of being orphaned as a child by his single parent mother who worked herself to death to provide for him, until the evil greedy dwarves destroyed his precious childhood home.
@GazkhuulАй бұрын
What's also crazy to me is that Tolkien spends all this time expressing how elves look and act, this elegance, this ethereal look.. Other worldly beings.. Peter Jackson did this a bit in the movies where they're glowing and they come across as "elitist snobs" a bit.. But it all fits and looks amazing.. None of that is here. It's a CW show..
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
They are elitist snobs, that can live forever. This is what divides elves and men. But they have to put it aside in order to face evil, which apparently doesn't exist in this soap opera level nonsense.
@GaudiaCertaminisGamingАй бұрын
I've not heard anyone else mention this, but the writers use the same move in each pivotal battle. Is Season 1 a single arrow brings a precariously balanced tower crashing down at a critical moment; in Season 2 a single catapult shot brings a precariously balanced mountain crashing down at a critical moment. Guys, get another idea.
@espritfort9890Ай бұрын
@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming a single arrow had been reused in season 2 in the Asian elf epic girl-boss moment.
@BehuraStudioАй бұрын
There is a slight difference tho, Arondir destroyed the rope with a single arrow while Elrond struggled to cut the rope with his Elvish blade in 15 swings
@jonchoweАй бұрын
Also, every 1v1 within a larger battle ends with the bad guy being stabbed or shot from behind by a character not in the scene. They switch it up once when Isildurs friend is stabbed from behind, but same idea.
@chaddubois8164Күн бұрын
So it's an even bigger Death Star!
@Vandalore_PrimeАй бұрын
Them trying to Humanize the Orcs is as ridiculous as if in 2050 they did a Power Rangers spin off and tried to Humanize the Puttys with Putty Fathers not wanting to go to war with the Rangers and holding his Putty wife and Putty baby. Its an idiotic idea.
@lordduckofquack25 күн бұрын
In the first LOTR movie, isn’t it shown that their birthed from tar like pits and slowly form over time which is why they’re so disfigured? It’s been a minute since I’ve seen the trilogy but if it’s true then them doing this ruins that completely.
@Vandalore_Prime25 күн бұрын
@@lordduckofquack you are kinda right. Your memory doesn't fail you, only the details are slightly off. The creatures birthed in the Lord Of The Rings trilogy were Uruk-hai, which are basically the strongest form of Orc's created. But the original Orc's were the smaller more goblin looking ones seen taking orders from the bigger ones in the movies. And those are the ones in this show. But I'm pretty sure both are just dark monstrous creatures created by dark magic. I'm not actually knowledgeable on who initially created the original Orc's, but they certainly were never depicted as having loving families. The closest thing in lore to Orc's having families is there being fathers and sons referenced. Like "So and so, the son of the ruthless Orc General such and such" type of mentions.
@AsmodeusTwenty816 күн бұрын
The REAL reason they humanized the orcs is almost CERTAINLY a result of the ridiculous discourse of the "orcs are tolkeins allegory for black poeple" bullshit. This show is NOTHING more than a vehicle for D.E.I, feminist activism and shipping bullshit for the tumblr/tic-toc crowds. Anybody watching should be able to clearly see ALL of the many many examples of those 3 agendas at work.
@AlexanderMartinez-kd7czАй бұрын
when shippers start being taken seriously it's beyond over.
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
I hate all the new fandoms that jump on our old films and games. It's just leeching for money. The new weebo fandom has no shame or integrity. It's the shades of grey shallow nonsense.
@RizingzonАй бұрын
What if HBO gave Peter Jackson unlimited access and money to actually honour Tolkiens world instead of this soulless piece of garbage??? Even michael bay could do it better with 70% slowmo orcs and it would be better than this 😂
@XVindicareАй бұрын
I do not even want to think about it... It makes me so damn sad about what was possible to do in this dage and age.
@ruinerblodsinn6648Ай бұрын
I would rather watch the Uwe Boll version
@cappinjocj9316Ай бұрын
You’re right, Michael Bay would have absolutely made a better and more entertaining series than this; he would have done the Numenor justice, he would jump at the chance of storyboarding a Balrog as it’s basically a big angry sentient mobile explosion!
@GrimDarkNarratorАй бұрын
Michael Bay would at least give us hot elves :D
@RizingzonАй бұрын
@@GrimDarkNarrator yeah at least , I would fancy Scarlett J as Galadriel or maybe Sydney Sweeney would do?
@KingTairunАй бұрын
That speech from Alex from 28:10 on is exactly what I feel when there is corporate influence on art in any form. The latest trend is adding modern politics and virtue signaling. I hate it! I'm not even conservative! I just hate being lectured about politics, I hate that art is becoming place holder for corporations adding messages that might get them DEI investments and good reviews by critics sharing the same political views. When I say all that, guess what I get called all the buzzwords
@supersuede6493Ай бұрын
It's even sadder to think about it. Imagine Tolkien (who hated the corporations and industry taking over humanity) waking up today to see his works being bastardized by one of the BIGGEST borderline evil, corporations in the world.
@Cobbster92Ай бұрын
Spot on. I just watched Fellowship today and it makes me sad how things like this just aren't made with love anymore
@KojiCTАй бұрын
corpos: we need to show X and Y to show people the current reality. NOOOOO we watch stuff so we dont have to face the current reality. Do that for kids cartoons.
@9mmtrillaАй бұрын
Normies and Leftists are the downfall of society.
@GholaTleilaxu21 күн бұрын
I'm amazed your comment has not been deleted yet.
@mr.heisenberg0122Ай бұрын
Deep in the land of Hollywood, in the studios of greedy corporations, the Dark Lord Amazon forged a horrible show, and into this show Amazon poured its cruelty, its malice and its will to piss off all of LOTR fandom. One show to piss them all off.
@mgglycan2735Ай бұрын
Giving it a 1/10 is generous. It deserves no point at all (even a negative) for its bastardization of the lore, hubris, arrogance by the actors, writers and studio.
@zavthe1371Ай бұрын
no its not the sets and cgi is pretty good thats a point in itself
@mgglycan2735Ай бұрын
@@zavthe1371getting blown away by that is very cheap. You can show me a live theater play by high school students but with the themes, messages and characterization of Tolkien, id rather watch that.
@TheRealUcanUwillАй бұрын
I didn't watch any of the Joe's reviews on this, apart from this one, but I have seen video titles and thumbnails, so I know they hate it. I just hope that the fact they did the reviews, made people do not watch the show, I didn't, everything I heard is terrible, so I am not supporting it. I kinda hate the fact these guys hate the show, but still watch it, but then complain that other people watch it. But yeah, I get that you are trying to be critics and all, so I am just saying, I hope the fact you guys gave it a view, materializes into more people like myself, who will not give it a view. But I do not think thats how it works, people see people talk about the show and they want to see it for themselves, either way, you promoting it. The worst thing you can do about media you hate, is just not talk about it, so if you keep watching and hating, just stop watching it Joe, you guys are not contractually obligated to review this and promote this. I know you get views and it brings you money, but just make something else man.
@thedevastator1994Ай бұрын
@@TheRealUcanUwill Saying you don't like a movie is a right, pointing out what's wrong with it is good and we should all be free to do it, but complaining that other people watch and enjoy something you don't as if it's some sort of sin is straight up IDIOTIC and much MUCH worse than anything done by whoever made this or other serieses.
@CarlosHernandez-kn8slАй бұрын
@@thedevastator1994 You are right, one should not kill The happyness of other, My problem with this retarded show is that is NOWHERE NEAR CANON OR SOURCE ACCURATE and they are selling it like it is
@BattleMattАй бұрын
Just on the Dwarven rings. By the third age they are all considered lost, or swallowed by dragons, and one was taken from Thrain in Dol Guldor. But at the council of Elrond they are mentioned and Gloin looks shifty, 'stirred, but did not speak.' indicating the Dwarves still have some but are telling no one.
@alexdasliebe5391Ай бұрын
Did you add the search-es or did youTube bots do it?
@alexdasliebe5391Ай бұрын
Wth they disappeared?
@jonchoweАй бұрын
@@alexdasliebe5391KZbin adds and removes them, seemingly at random.
@streetrat48Ай бұрын
Friendly reminder that the more you hate watch, the more seasons this will get! STOP WATCHING!!
@No-Kung-FuАй бұрын
Not if you pirate the episodes.
@giokun100Ай бұрын
@@No-Kung-Fu their goal is indoctrination, thus pirating them is a win for Amazon
@TheRandomViewer-zv4bvАй бұрын
Lesson learnt dude. I watched all of Season 1 (which yes I should have quit when I realised it was awful and was not going to improve) but I did not watch season 2. No, they had their chance, they failed miserably. They were not getting a second chance from me.
@Nick-qq2nqАй бұрын
Stopped watched after episode one of season 2. I just come back for the reviews now. It’s tragic because I grew up with all things Tolkien.
@streetrat48Ай бұрын
@No-Kung-Fu That's just wasting your time. Why pirate something you know you hate? LMFAO peak stupidity. I've yet to see one episode of this and never have the desire to.
@redliondeaddeerАй бұрын
I need this show to continue just for these reviews at this point! ❤️
@terrethess7235Ай бұрын
I believe the horse saving him was a call back to Aragorn being saved by the horse in LoTR 2. Still bad
@jonchoweАй бұрын
That scene in Two Towers was added by Peter Jackson. Not in the book.
@GeekOwtLowdАй бұрын
36:30 Notice that line - "Watching AND ENGAGING with the show." That means they are counting social media mentions in that number. Not just views.
@Camaro1019Ай бұрын
The most annoying thing about this show is ive seen people give completely legitimate criticisms online and they get bombarded by these weirdos saying theyre just hate bashing for the sake of it with absolutely no counter points whatsoever
@grahamt19781Ай бұрын
Thankfully at least Peter Jackson knew what he was doing. Those movies are taken for granted but now it's clear how lucky we are to have them as it could have gone horribly wrong.
@frankgallagur2045Ай бұрын
He did very well. I've seen some cringe needs try to dog Peter for changes, but none of them felt out of the theme of lots. Difference between turning a eye on banners to a literal giant scary eye to remind the audience not familiar with him the presence of sauron. Then there's having sauron fight aragorn and Gandalf on the back of eagles over Mt doom, where the eagles also have special rings eowynn made from her stew.
@darkstarmediaАй бұрын
Billion dollar fan fiction
@TurdFerguson-td9nxАй бұрын
Fan fiction is great, this is just woke trash
@gingerbaker_toad696Ай бұрын
Hate fiction
@silenthero2795Ай бұрын
They're not even fans to begin with. This is just purely bad campside story loosely based on LotR from memory.
@BlazingOwnagerАй бұрын
Anti-Fan Fiction
@purefoldnz3070Ай бұрын
even Shadow of Mordor was fan fic and so much better
@bfcturin7894Ай бұрын
Galadriels fall was a mere tumble, she's survived pyroclastic flow..
@xiii0722Ай бұрын
Great and sad point actually.. 😅
@imperialbengal4068Ай бұрын
I forgot about that…
@eldritchmorgasm4018Ай бұрын
It's so bad, it's impossible to just kinda forget... ever
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
Barely an inconvenience
@imperialbengal4068Ай бұрын
@@eldritchmorgasm4018 it’s pretty much as bad as the harfoots being thrown hundreds if not thousands of feet in the air and then showing up in the next scene like nothing happened.
@hds3018Ай бұрын
It baffles me how can Amazon create such great shows like The Boys, Invincible and Vox Machina but still lose a bilion dollars in a train wreck like Rings of Power.
@djvapidАй бұрын
Creating a show and producing/publishing a show are two very different things. What is likely going on is that the people behind those shows has greater creative control over their IPs and aren’t susceptible to corporate “suggestions”. For example, Vox Machina was fully funded for years to come by Critical Role’s hugely successful kickstarter. They don’t need the additional cash flow that would expose their product to outside tampering.
@Deno2100Ай бұрын
The Boys is not good. Turn your brain on an then watch it again. Its just shocking. Edgy. But not even that after you realize every scene is like something a immature 10 year old boy would make up.
@LordHypnos4Ай бұрын
The Boys is getting worse every season so I don't know if you would eventually include it in that list
@YoutuberAnalyst123Ай бұрын
@@hds3018 Season was actually a success , over 50 million people saw it
@jackscaliburАй бұрын
The Boys S4 was iffy.
@Th3NarkАй бұрын
OMFG... Shipping Nori and Grandelf hahaha That is why Gandalf loves the hobbits so much! He fkd Nori back in the second age, had babies, they bred and the hobbits are actually all of his decedents and that's why he loves the hobbits so much! Perfect S3 story line for this show!
@valetboy21Ай бұрын
New song for season 3: We don't talk about Balrog.
@Savigo.Ай бұрын
Actually, "Where is my mind" would describe average enjoyer of this show pretty well.
@Thaumaturge2251Ай бұрын
I really don't get how anyone thought this show would work like this, it feels like there was so much corporate oversight on this project that no one with an actual clue about the IP or just basic storytelling in a show could get a word in and the showrunners were just put in their position because they could be easily bullied around.
@mysticwraith6667Ай бұрын
I swear in the book it says Gandalf showed up in the early third age, so why is he in the second age?
@chaddubois8164Күн бұрын
Exactly
@dbungart3044Ай бұрын
“The original elves were cool as fuck.” So were the Numenereans.
@TalosCreativeАй бұрын
I loved it when Celerimjob said 'Sauron, Amazons' Lord of the Rings' and winked at the camera before he died. This two season long marketing campaign of hour long adverts seems interesting, wonder if it will make sense when they release the actual real show...cos this isn't it right?...right?
@gingerbaker_toad696Ай бұрын
Love the Jonny Law shoutout! ❤ he seems like a really good and genuine guy and deserves it :)
@jajssblueАй бұрын
I appreciate a 2nd vid. Feels like we need more mourning for good LOTR adaptation.
@Hyde_HillАй бұрын
From what I heard they are screwing up the sons of Hurin cartoon as well. Making it about a daughter that is referenced in one sentence.
@Filip_AgrippaАй бұрын
The writers of this show are those people who used to write those terrible Harry Potter fan fictions like My Immortal in the 2000s when they were teenagers, and grew up on this. Now they are adults, but never grew out of it, because they didn't want to educate themselves, since they think they know best. JJ Abrams and his Bad Robot crew has already screwed up Star Trek, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. They are a scourge.
@suitablestrawberry687Ай бұрын
Series like this make me think we are edging ever closer to Huxley's "feelies" from Brave New World. Emotional moments splashed over a vague, illogical story backdrop.
@Silver-5-0-5Ай бұрын
Weren't the orcs already enslaved to Morgoth and treated like crap? So they start a rebellion against Sauron for doing the same. This show is so stupid the writing is horrendous.
@espritfort9890Ай бұрын
@@Silver-5-0-5 it's all Adar's fault, he introduced the orcs to concepts of luuuvv and democratic elections.
@LordHypnos4Ай бұрын
@@espritfort9890Adar the bad made up character
@Patrick-y4d1zАй бұрын
The problem is that we're thinking of them like humans when they're not. They were basically creations of Morgoth, so are evil in their very nature.
@KainHRAbelАй бұрын
I am glad I haven't watched Rings of Power. As a separate comment: I wish writers were faithful to source material in video game movies and not always make their own story and have the game companies encourage them to do so. What pisses me off most is that the source material of books are usually respected and the writers of the movie try to make the movie like the book but it's almost always the exact opposite in video game movie and series adaptations. How is it wrong to make a game movie follow a game story but right for a book movie to follow the original story.
@TT79-Ай бұрын
This is already greenlit to receive 5 seasons. However... The budgets will also be lower and lower. So we will legit get a soap opera quality in season 4 and 5.
@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher21 күн бұрын
I'm all for it, simply to see the people defending this show deteriorate into something like the swivel eyed holdouts still holding onto GameStop stock. Elrond getting an evil twin arc is gonna be tight!
@Howlrunner82Ай бұрын
I just started to replay "Shadow of War" to remind me that a Lord of the Ring take can actually be good
@HardlyWorkin-kh5uhАй бұрын
I have been wanting to play the game again since it's on the play store but I see there's a handful of DLC and I'm like where do I start if I play like do I just buy all the add ons?
@XVindicareАй бұрын
Kills lore, BUT it was never ment to be that, just a fun video game, and it did that really well :D
@Howlrunner82Ай бұрын
@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh the add ons are just separate stories that you can play besides the main one, and 2 extra orc tribes that you DON'T need to have fun
@matrixmdogАй бұрын
@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh the add ons you play as 2 side characters that you see in the game 1 of them doesn't have the nemesis system and if you die you die because they dint have the power of the ring, so play and finish the game first if you still want to keep playing the game due to gameplay and you liked the side characters then get the dlc after you finish the game I would only get the dlc that are packs for orcs just because they can be used through the entire game
@matrixmdogАй бұрын
@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh the add ons you play as 2 side characters that you see in the game 1 of them doesn't have the nemesis system and if you die you die because they dint have the power of the ring, so play and finish the game first if you still want to keep playing the game due to gameplay and you liked the side characters then get the dlc after you finish the game I would only get the dlc that are packs for orcs just because they can be used through the entire game
@voidastralbirthАй бұрын
A 1/10 is too high.
@SS-rr7byАй бұрын
Whiny hyperbole
@SS-rr7byАй бұрын
Whiny hyperbole
@blessanabey5575Ай бұрын
How about 0.5
@SS-rr7byАй бұрын
@@blessanabey5575 again, whiny hyperbole
@mdigglerАй бұрын
@@SS-rr7by The show? I agree.
@KasSo89Ай бұрын
It was so fucking bad I started believing this show exists only for money laundering.
@betodavalАй бұрын
I can fix this. Open scene, Galadriel wakes up from a slumber, in Elrond's courtyard. She turns to him and say: "Dis Hobbit weed just gave me paranoid dreams of orcs families and sh1t. Now go fetch me some lembas cause I got the munchies." And it's all just a horrible horrible nightmare.
@Vantage381Ай бұрын
People who defend this sh!t are the same people who love Twilight.🤮
@killerpriest738Ай бұрын
I'd like to say they snuck Rings of power on me when one of the movies I was watching ended. I went to the other room and they had autoplayed a few minutes I felt absolutely violated that they forced me into engagement with it.
@mojo_jojuАй бұрын
I’m really questioning why the show runners made the orcs have families and care about their wives and children. This universe is not like Warcraft or elder scrolls, the orcs here are twisted creatures of pure evil. Why give them families?
@alexl.4362Ай бұрын
Everybody needs to be equal now...
@cosmicmuffin32221 күн бұрын
It's a great big woke F U to the bigot Tolkien. They think they know better than the master.
@Offroader210Ай бұрын
Question: Who is this series written for? Answer: Nobody.
@TurdFerguson-td9nxАй бұрын
Modern audiences and non-binary weirdos
@georgeallen4007Ай бұрын
Far left woke mob types
@ruinerblodsinn6648Ай бұрын
Answer: themselves. Like all the garbage we get from these "modern" showrunners. They use other people's money for their own fan-fiction / therapy sessions.
@calvinwilson3617Ай бұрын
The showrunners
@SeraiNephthysАй бұрын
@@calvinwilson3617 I bet they don't even watch it.
@konardkonrado7755Ай бұрын
Remember my words .Mirdania is coming back in season 3, she survived beeing stabbed many times ;p she has mithrill armor underneath
@workingman901911 күн бұрын
Next season we will find out how Gandalf got his famous hat!
@jajssblueАй бұрын
An infuriating thing is that the Orcs could have a legitimate arc where we see them become corrupted through anger, retribution, and ambition. You could humanize them a bit, but it eventually has to be their fault that they fall further into darkness.
@djJaXx101Ай бұрын
I don't believe the ShowRunners when they said on Nerd of the Rings they didnt know the stranger was Grand Elf. Because there were clues all over both seasons - Follow your nose - A Gand - Grand Elf - Even the actor they cast - The hobbit connection I think the story they tried to tell shows they always knew. I am not sure why they wouldn't want to admit that though.
@kiiper1327 күн бұрын
I’m getting more entertainment value from the critiques than the show. I’d recommend random film talks videos on this
@MovableMosquito29 күн бұрын
Yeah I agree, sower man and slamdalf are definitely the blue wizards Also... Here try this lemon! Wow that's pretty sour man, had me balling😂🤣
@Justice4SkyeАй бұрын
The shadow of Mordor shines bright over this glistening gem of a show
@abdulaziz-91Ай бұрын
Imagine Alex working as the show runner for this show
@TifffanyTaylor22 күн бұрын
The drwarf army had to stay because they found a BALROG. Feel free to shit on the show but at least have your story straight.
@jared4walshАй бұрын
And IGN Gave it 8 out of 10 why the f they do that.
@MrXander1337Ай бұрын
Because IGN ratings are on crack, corporate ass crack where they stick their tongues and dig deep!
@gamegeek9220Ай бұрын
8/10??? 😳🤨
@TurdFerguson-td9nxАй бұрын
Cause its woke trash and IGN loves that
@HXXXXWXXNАй бұрын
It got a 6/10 not 8
@neildeeley4177Ай бұрын
@@TurdFerguson-td9nxwhat’s woke about it
@miamidiver7Ай бұрын
The biggest waste of money I have ever seen!
@chazchaz2121Ай бұрын
Man... Rings of Power make me appreciate a lot more The Hobbit trilogy, sure they have a nonsensical love triangle and cameos, dwarfs that look like humans and too many goofy scenes... but, at least they went all out with creatures and interesting environments... The spider trippy forest, the Goblings and the King, The Stone Trolls, The white Orc and those grey wolfs, watching a Dwarf Kingdom in it´s prime and Dwarfs working... Man and there's a lot more cool stuff... like a they have arguably the best CGI dragon ever to date with the golden coins sea-waves effect... 🤣
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
I really like the first one cos it's pretty faithful to the book. Especially the Gollum scene.
@chazchaz2121Ай бұрын
@@adriandenton6637 For sure, and Weta special Effects for Gollum proves to me that practical it´s not always better
@GeekOwtLowdАй бұрын
Shippers are NOT a mass market or "normies". They are LOTR normies I guess, but not general normies. Shippers are a tiny group of mostly female people who are addicted to the internet, and to fan fic porn of pop culture fiction characters.
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
I hate all the new fandoms that jump on our old films and games. It's just leeching for money. The new weebo fandom has no shame or integrity. It's the shades of grey shallow nonsense. Too stupid or lazy to read a book and put it in context.
@908peruvianАй бұрын
i dont know a ton about LotR but i enjoyed all the movies... thanks to your revuews I avoided this series... it just sounds like a smack to fans of the books
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
I havent watched one minute of it as I love the books.
@djJaXx101Ай бұрын
I think 1/10 is a little harsh... I think I would give it at least: +1 point for VFX and production quality. +1 point for Howard Shore's music and audio +1 point for the Sauron/Celebrimbor storyline (but just 1 point, it could have been a lot better) And season 2 was definitely better than season 1. 3/10 for me.
@Perezleo2367Ай бұрын
Agreed. Excellent comment. If season 2 is a 1 then what the hell is season 1 to Angry Joe and the team? So dumb.
@drafezard7315Ай бұрын
This is probably the most reasonable take I've seen on this show. It's by all accounts terrible but we should at least give credit where credit is due. Just because the writers and showrunners are bad at their jobs doesn't mean everyone in the production are as well.
@George19712Ай бұрын
Fair and reasonable. I rated both seasons only slightly higher. Season 1 @ 3/10 Season 2 @4/10
@jonchoweАй бұрын
Howard shore was not involved. So their 2/10 matches your math. I hated the VFX and the Celebrimbor story. So my 1/10 is just because I can tell most of the actors are trying, and I appreciate their effort to polish the turd script. That's my 1 point: effort.
@eldho199725 күн бұрын
They spent a billion so I do expect the vfx to be better but still it wasn't imo. The costumes were crap and music just wasn't it, even Hobbit music was so much better. So there goes your 2 points😂
@aliens414328 күн бұрын
41:36 That's because you don't know how power works in the Lord of the Rings (it's fairly mysterious anyway). Just look at how Gandalf was able to take on the Balrog, while having all his "old man" woes, and he didn't deem himself able to take on the very weakened Sauron at the end of the third age, without the ring (which contains much of him), even as Gandalf the White. And here Sauron is not weakened (except by the Valar's war against Morgoth..). And he poses a pretty terrifying threat in the Silmarillion, both as a shapeshifter and with magic, intimidating the elves, and commands strong forces (e.g. werewolves).
@DjiryDoucoureАй бұрын
“Good bye, Grand-Elf!” 🙈🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ishmaelforester982519 күн бұрын
Leave professor Tolkien alone, unless you do stories from Silmarillion seriously. Fall of Gondolin, or Beren and Luthien. Or which I would love, a pure Elven thing about Feanor. Tolkien is exquisite, so use his material respectfully it just leave it alone
@ishmaelforester982519 күн бұрын
*or
@hel_ravenАй бұрын
a show of feanor, the sons of hurin, beren an luthien, the fall of gondolin... theres a lot of cool stories that would be great to see in a show
@CarlosHernandez-kn8slАй бұрын
Yes!!!!, that is already there, they could have Buy those rights and just do it, no changes, not modern bs, just do what it says in The books and do those stories lines by lines, instant success
@CarlosHernandez-kn8slАй бұрын
On a second thought , after what they have done, let keep these f*ckers away from those stories, they just ruin them
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
My favourite stories. Don't even go there Amazon.
@cosmicmuffin32221 күн бұрын
Don't give them ideas. They deliberately ruin everything they touch.
@jasonandkathleenbarker630621 күн бұрын
I love lord of the rings. I read it every summer and have for years. I haven’t watched 1 second of this Amazon series.
@Optic_texasАй бұрын
This has to be money laundering how do you waste 1 billion on.
@jakeallen815627 күн бұрын
I feel like no matter how much we hate these lotr remakes, we will never get anything so great as the Peter Jackson trilogy ever again. We're fortunate to have those...
@DylanZ1201Ай бұрын
The fact SW Acolyte got cancelled after season 1 yet this somehow managed to get 2 seasons and isn’t cancelled yet is crazy to me. This is far worse than Acolyte
@paulodelima5705Ай бұрын
Acolyte is worse. Also, Rings of power will end at season 5 because of the contract.
@alexl.4362Ай бұрын
@@paulodelima5705 Good.
@DylanZ1201Ай бұрын
@@paulodelima5705Nope, RoP is far worse 😂
@rocortega206429 күн бұрын
Hell no, seriously dude. Objectively, RoP is a far better product, mostly tainted by a script that tries to compress thousands of years into an incredibly small span of time and god knows whatever Kool-Aid suits are being fed with from time to time. Acolyte is a dumpster fire in every area all the way production fundamentals, RoP is definitely below average and flawed but not nearly as bad.
@shafta201018 күн бұрын
Arthas was a perfect bad guy he wanted to kill an entire city to stop the plague. He was an unapologetic badass and Sauron should have been based around that. not evil at first but a person who makes the tough decisions easily because he takes what he wants and does what he wants.
@Thunderlips-60602Ай бұрын
3 more seasons of this! Yeah! And Amazon could have wasted the money on paying their employees.
@brucenatelee19 күн бұрын
If you want to "modernize" something, make a new IP rather than change what's established.
@davidriley4967Ай бұрын
They should just cancel the rims of power
@tko_5Ай бұрын
You know I needed more of this!!! I see you guys putting in work!!!
@Gellus-CАй бұрын
Rings of Trash unbelievable people are entertained so easily. 🤢🤮
@9mmtrillaАй бұрын
Normies. I hate normies.
@supersuede6493Ай бұрын
@@9mmtrilla "Oh LoOK, cOOl ColOurS" - Every Normie Ever
@ziljinАй бұрын
Where was the rest of the Orc families? there was like a million orc men but only one orc baby? I think there was a few Orc women but should have been like 50% orc men and 50% orc women and whole bunch of orc babies. Actually can we get a Warcraft anime instead? They have orc babies.
@johnzillin9723Ай бұрын
It's ok guys they'll fix it in season 3 LOL!.
@olic2225 күн бұрын
They actually used many quotes from the books, that im suprised Joe and co didnt pick up on. They were used terribly, granted- like the show writers wanted to prove that they read the books- Gandalf and Tom Bombadil scene comes to mind
@plutodestroyer12Ай бұрын
watched an nfl game last week and the announcer is going through there advertisements and goes ‘ROP one of the best shows on television’. i laughed hysterically how much bs they’re allowed to feed us
@michaelknox3715Ай бұрын
So who care about what he thinks. Let people enjoy things
@ruinerblodsinn6648Ай бұрын
@@michaelknox3715 So we should let people take the Mona Lisa from the wall and take a shit on it just because they think it's funny? There is a reason why people are angry: these writers are continuously dragging what was good and beautiful through the mud of their own ideas.
@plutodestroyer12Ай бұрын
@@michaelknox3715naw you don’t understand. it was a scripted line he’s meant to say as are all the advertisements and ‘brought to you by’ marketing.
@adriandenton6637Ай бұрын
@@plutodestroyer12 America is run by marketing and people will just lie for money.
@mysticwraith6667Ай бұрын
@michaelknox3715 Comments like this one is exactly why writers don't try anymore
@shinnyshin779218 күн бұрын
It's so much worse than bad fanfic. Bad fanfic can at least be fun because it's so overdramatic--like a ridiculously over-the-top telenovela. This is boring bad fanfic, which is the worst combination possible.
@AstralAnubes17 күн бұрын
I 100% agree 😂 boring fan fics are the worst and this is what it is
@riotman3579Ай бұрын
0/10 for changing the original creator work to selfishly created something they think is "better"
@giokun100Ай бұрын
I just wish more people said this about Peter Jackson as well..
@cjmk5923Ай бұрын
Peter Jackson changed things to work better on film. @@giokun100
@giokun10029 күн бұрын
@@cjmk5923 not necessarily. Legolas on a skateboard is working on film when your audience is popcorn eating 80 IQ Americans.
@babansif27 күн бұрын
@@giokun100Peter got his fair share of criticism for some changes(faramir), but his adaptations was generational masterpieces so people was generally more forgiving of the changes even if they were aware of them because they were that good so the things they didn’t like was something very minor.
@volvodoto405321 күн бұрын
Im so sorry you had to watch this bc its your job. 90% of ppl watching haved dropped the show at season 1 or never watched it at all for apparent reasons.
@davidknight2104Ай бұрын
Glug we hardly knew ye 😢😢 😂😂
@DjiryDoucoureАй бұрын
Someone needs to give the bad news to his Orc family and bring them some moldy bread…
@davidknight2104Ай бұрын
@DjiryDoucoure 100% now how is she going to put the kids through orc collage? Needs it's own spin off asap!
@DjiryDoucoureАй бұрын
@@davidknight2104, “Amazon’s Chronicles of Mordor”, a new soap opera vetted by the Tolkien($) Estate…
@espritfort9890Ай бұрын
Glug should have been the main character of this show, his intelligence, beauty, grace and kindness equal Galadriel's😂
@eugene8498Ай бұрын
11:50 It's more than just a timeline problem. The dwarves are teleporting on top of walls inside of the city that was just being sieged.
@delshadsaid731Ай бұрын
Nothings better than playing space marine 2 and listening to the Angry crew rant about how about Rings of power is lmao
@stephenmiller2544Ай бұрын
Joe from 2 years ago would call Joe today misogynist and racist. which is funny because hes now calling out the bad writing just like everyone else was when he was calling them bigots and everything else.
@Volts4826 күн бұрын
Funny how Amazon throws a billion dollars at trying to make Rings of Power work when on the same streaming service, Legend of Vox Machina is dropping their 3rd season and they are KILLING IT every week the episodes air. Take my advice Joe, wash the bad taste of this show with Legend of Vox Machina. You don't need to have seen the livestream to follow the story and characters and it's a true labour of love where you feel the creators wanted to give their fans the best damn show based on their DnD adventures rather than trying to chase the Game of Thrones trend. If nothing else, you'll get to watch a pit demon drop kick an ice dragon.
@MisterRandom219 күн бұрын
Yeah, these guys really should watch TLOVM. It is so, so good.
@Volts4818 күн бұрын
@@MisterRandom2 Especially seeing as they announced a fourth season just as season 3 was wrapping up. They've clearly EARNED more seasons as opposed to Amazon adding more seasons to a show that is not connecting with audiences and hoping it sticks to the wall.
@dmr87Ай бұрын
I know you watch this garbage because it's your job but for normal people that value their time, just stay away.
@themightytropius195329 күн бұрын
9:21 AJ has the correct response to this entire show.
@Silver-5-0-5Ай бұрын
The most expensive flop in entertainment history, this bastardization of Tolkien's sacred legendarium is irredeemable. Amazon just cancel it.
@Anthonille19 күн бұрын
Bold of ya'll to hope they will make it better in future seasons. I hope it gets cancelled.