Joe: "I dont know if it's trash." Alex: "It's trash." Joe: "It's trash." Confirmed: Alex is a jedi.
@Banana_Zach4 жыл бұрын
he downloaded his jedi training from the internet
@Maverick-75084 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is The 2019 release was a live action remake of a Disney ripoff of an Anime.... Talk about trying to make more money out of nothing. They revamped a movie they didn't even create.
@JABRIEL2514 жыл бұрын
In my heart, I always knew.
@TygreKitty4 жыл бұрын
That was good, gave me a good laugh
@kainightingale2533 жыл бұрын
Joe: “who are you?” Confirmed:
@Xoras7774 жыл бұрын
I have a feedback for this new format joe: Can you put the name of the movie at the bottom of the screen after the number screenshow up (just like with video games). Because there are movies that not everyone know about and by putting the name tag on the screen, we can keep track of which is which when you guys just sitting and dicussing with not so much footage of the movie shown
@goodenoughright54334 жыл бұрын
Please
@sonygod54184 жыл бұрын
I agree with that
@KanyeT13064 жыл бұрын
Also maybe put the list in writing when you're finished counting them down. Alex went though his list rather quickly.
@Zerinth4 жыл бұрын
By not so much you really mean NONE right...say it for what it is. This "new" format sucks
@hamndv4 жыл бұрын
I'm lost too don't know the names and what he is talking about whisky
OJ: "I wasn't smart. I didn't bring two beers and had to get up and buy another." Other Joe, sounds like you were actually smarter. Gave you an excuse to walk away from the movie for a few minutes.
@joeychieflama67064 жыл бұрын
I thought you were quoting oj simpson
@ethanreaper4 жыл бұрын
Alex: "I don't pay for Climaxes" Ah. I'll add this to my catalogue of Alex kinks.
@P3arsona4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Gray this is evidence that Alex Indeed FUCKS
@samtheman55194 жыл бұрын
I can't put my finger on it but Joe has really found a rhythm and is killing it in 2020 so far. I think it's going to be a great year for the show.
@SuperMurray20094 жыл бұрын
Let's stop talking about that. Let's Talk about how much Alex Is enjoying this drink at 1:18 😁
@bannisray36834 жыл бұрын
Angry Drunk is Joe. *Hic*
@Sophia-vk5bq4 жыл бұрын
Go Joe!
@seff65334 жыл бұрын
Tf do you mean? He has over 3 mil subs and is pretty well known
@Nostromo21444 жыл бұрын
Having regular income & not having to rely on some farken rando algorithm will do that to you... :)
@romanbellic8104 жыл бұрын
I'm your cousin too Joe, let's go bowling!
@doono3464 жыл бұрын
Roman Bellic Lol
@jbiel36174 жыл бұрын
Roman Bellic it isn’t just roman though, I get packie asking me to play pool every 5 minutes
@SwarmDOTA24 жыл бұрын
Tell this yokel to stop staring at me
@TheProjectVoid4 жыл бұрын
Roman why u have no money?
@DachshundDogStarluck194 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping for Niko Bellic to show up soon.
@vahlok14264 жыл бұрын
Joe crying for someone to "waste their money on Climax" so they can feel his pain is somehow hilarious to me.
@eamk8874 жыл бұрын
I went to see it twice in the theaters and loved it both times. I also recommend people to see it, although for different reasons than Joe.
@JimWarp934 жыл бұрын
Joe made me watch the trailer
@dannydoyle87314 жыл бұрын
Alex "I don't pay for climax" 🤣
@tadeusticeghostal4 жыл бұрын
@@eamk887 I didn't get to see it in the theater but I was blown away by it. Loved every second. To each their own I guess
@Adam-yi2zq4 жыл бұрын
@@tadeusticeghostal same I thought it was fantastic
@leonkfox36064 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe accidentally calling Rafiki “Rikishi “ gave me a much needed laugh 😂
@elperronimo4 жыл бұрын
And the video they played too, I fuckin died
@vletur4 жыл бұрын
@@elperronimo 656r66ttts66tts
@vletur4 жыл бұрын
incr66t65trts565rt6r66t565rt66thes trust t775r
@vletur4 жыл бұрын
6rr
@vletur4 жыл бұрын
T7
@ShallowDepression4 жыл бұрын
Number 1: Fallout 76
@dryocampa4 жыл бұрын
Not a movie.
@nosoyporta4 жыл бұрын
@@dryocampa no shit
@uzidragon20934 жыл бұрын
Sorry, can’t like it. 76 likes
@lordartoriuscollbrande74344 жыл бұрын
Dryocampa Angry Joe probably doesn’t care. He thinks it’s the worst just because it exists. That’s all it needs.
@tcfsr254 жыл бұрын
12:35 Joe: "I dunno if it's trash..." Alex: "It's trash" Joe: "It's trash" *nods*
@XenosFFBE4 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the movie, but sounds like the el Dorado meme lol.
@katanabluejay4 жыл бұрын
HEY JOE, WANNA PLAY A ZOMBIE GAME?
@shockmesane41584 жыл бұрын
"They did a bunch of coke in the 80's and then they wrote this", pretty much the backstory of half of the stuff that came out in the 80's, in all fairness.
@316whatupz4 жыл бұрын
Those were the "creative" drugs, and not the "let's throw shit on the wall" ones
@316whatupz4 жыл бұрын
@David Wilcox not always. Just look at Cats.
@ArthurKnight18994 жыл бұрын
@@GodhandPlusOne only because you remember good or great movies from that time... Not the shit one's, which were alot more.
@oneirishgiant82954 жыл бұрын
That's how Stephen King wrote his best books
@ThePartyPrimate4 жыл бұрын
For those who don't have the time: 15. Hellboy 14. The Curse of La Llorona 13. Norm of the North 2 12. Terminator: Dark Fate 11. The Lion King 10. Gemini Man 9. The Fanatic 8. Polar 7. Child's Play 6. X-Men: Dark Phoenix 5. Replicas 4. Dumbo 3. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2. Cats 1. Climax
@BlueShadow74_4 жыл бұрын
Time stamps?
@BanditmitKredit4 жыл бұрын
MVP🔥🔥🔥
@kevinsargent4 жыл бұрын
MVP
@Rodrigokdo4 жыл бұрын
15 - Hellboy 2:02 14 - The Curse of La Llorona 4:11 13 - Norm of the North 2 7:47 12 - Terminator Dark Fate 9:39 11 - The Lion King 12:24 10 - Gemini Man 15:21 9 - The Fanatic 16:46 8 - Polar 19:32 7 - Child's Play 21:43 6 - X-Men Dark Phoenix 23:33 5 - Replicas 25:48 4 - Dumbo 27:47 3 - Star Wars Rise of Skywalker 30:26 2 - Cats 35:24 1 - Climax 39:26
@pete73544 жыл бұрын
why is dumbo on the list?
@eddiehimself4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "I dunno if it's trash..." Alex: "It's trash." Joe: "It's trash."
@joeyjeffrey58924 жыл бұрын
I’m assuming Alex’s list is just listing every movie that came out this year
@legendaryc44 жыл бұрын
He loves going against the grain lol
@GooblyWoobly694 жыл бұрын
@@legendaryc4 Not really, there was a lot of movies that he liked. The only difference is that he never really jumps praise for just good movies like Joe sometimes does
@legendaryc44 жыл бұрын
@@GooblyWoobly69 very true. He liked alot of movies in the other list
@maxster00974 жыл бұрын
@@GooblyWoobly69 I trusted alex until he liked toy story 4
@sickman52364 жыл бұрын
@@maxster0097 How can someone not like any of the toy story?
@basedghostface66844 жыл бұрын
Director: Alright, so list- AngryJoe: P O I N T L E S S
@BSJINTHEHOUSE4204 жыл бұрын
“Top 15 WORST Movies of 2019!” Cats: My time has come.
@Ksr37404 жыл бұрын
Cats is proof that you can't just throw a bunch of celebs at a movie and expect it to be a blockbuster
@HonduranMegatron4 жыл бұрын
BSJ IN YO HOUSE Cats:Allow us to introduce ourselves
@darrellcovello79174 жыл бұрын
Dude...spoilers..
@aligmal50314 жыл бұрын
actually watch film theory's theory about it make it a little better :D
@jakobwaack41484 жыл бұрын
Darrell Covello lol everyone knows it’s one of the worst movies of all time!
@Turt37524 жыл бұрын
SO fun story: My whole family likes Stephen King stuff, so we went to see IT 2 in the theatre. There was two other families in the showing for about 15 people total. The previews were all Disney and kiddy so we were a little confused, and then the Lion King started playing. All of us sat there for about three minutes until we finally agreed it wasn't a long preview and someone went to get staff. He came back with a worker who eventually shuffled us all into the room where The Lion King was supposedly playing, cleared out a mop and bucket, then in a few minutes our movie (IT 2) started. Funniest part? We all agreed seeing the beginning of The Lion King was scarier.
@joshg43884 жыл бұрын
Jake 3752 I feel bad for all the kids who wanted to watch the lion king and got horror movie trailers instead
@Turt37524 жыл бұрын
Josh G didn’t happen. Not a single person was there for a showing of The Lion King, and the room was totally unused when we were redirected to it.
@joshg43884 жыл бұрын
Jake 3752 that’s probably because all the mums ran out with their children after seeing the trailers for it and Annabelle
@Turt37524 жыл бұрын
Josh G no, like literally no one came to the showing. Like I said, there was a mop and bucket just sitting out in the middle of the room, because they’d been halfway through cleaning. It’s a small town and a small theatre
@conmanwolf4054 жыл бұрын
So, who's got the better "Oh my god, this is my cousin" story? Joe, or his cousin?
@mrstation69054 жыл бұрын
His cousin
@v.emiltheii-nd.80944 жыл бұрын
"I paid for f*&%## Climax!" Welp, money well spent!
@theescapeartist234 жыл бұрын
And then I found out it was on Amazon Prime.
@madmikeschannel81284 жыл бұрын
@@theescapeartist23 story of my life. Spending money on movies already on prime lol
@Regent1924 жыл бұрын
@@madmikeschannel8128 wait, why was it even in theaters?
@elperronimo4 жыл бұрын
I don't pay for climaxes.
@P3t3rminator4 жыл бұрын
I actually saw Climax in theaters and LOVED it. It's choreography is breathtaking and so is the cinematography and on the big screen it is a sight to behold. All the actors are actually dancers but I thought they did a good enough job. The director is Gaspar Noe, the man behind Irreversible and Enter The Void which are both awesome. I think he has a psychologically draining style/feel to his films but like it. Guess it's a taste thing but I was mezmerized by the movie.
@fasteddie3074 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was at 52:50 when Alex said "I don't pay money to climax". It was unexpected and hilarious.
@jacksonwinburn41804 жыл бұрын
Yes I was about to leave this same comment
@EmoEmu4 жыл бұрын
"Number two... Cats." That's a review right there.
@VandrefalkTV4 жыл бұрын
"I payed money for f*cking Climax" is a quite the sentence Joe, soundbite incoming 😂 haha
@monkiplatts92244 жыл бұрын
Thats crazy about your cousin being in the movie you shat on lmao
@izzyaisa31794 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT4 жыл бұрын
It’s one of those ohhh nononoooo moments
@MrGhosta54 жыл бұрын
2019 was weird. we had a lot of really good movies and a lot of really bad movies. most years everyone ends up with near identical list but 2019 really managed to shake up everyone's final reviews for the year.
@bradcallahan35464 жыл бұрын
A good film hasn’t released in years. I’m unsure what you’re talking about
@ratatouilleoncriterion22154 жыл бұрын
Brad Callahan you don’t watch a lot of films I assume
@unkownfigure8504 жыл бұрын
Brad Callahan go watch knives out it just came out last year it’s amazing
@HugoSoup573 жыл бұрын
@@bradcallahan3546 Clown.
@ge27194 жыл бұрын
Hope your cousin got paid in scale. 12 times the budget, even bad horror movies can make money.
@MarioMoreno-tt3hr4 жыл бұрын
“The comedy bits were not FunEEE, the action bits were not actionEEE” lol. Awesome.
@STEALTHIO9114 жыл бұрын
2019 already over, but Joe still giving us gems
@alucardo29614 жыл бұрын
Walt Disney might as well have
@chaosrex14874 жыл бұрын
Mhm, gems bigger, longer, and UNCUT.
@TheMiuToo3 жыл бұрын
Joe calling Rafiki “Rakishi” was hilarious. Brought me good memories of my childhood of my brother and I watching wrestling with my dad and his friend because we wanted to see if Rakishi would show up
@chigurhzz34663 жыл бұрын
I 100% understand why Joe would think that Climax is "annoying". But he is completely ignoring the technical spectacle of this film. You don't have to be a director to appreciate the impressive amount of work and choreography that went into this. Whether you love it or hate it you have to admit there is absolute talent behind it.
@xBluegamerx4 жыл бұрын
I watched Norm of the North for free on my Sisters Netflix account and still felt ripped off.
@Cyborg_16124 жыл бұрын
You got ripped of your time
@anasbakhit43034 жыл бұрын
cousin: go easy on me, ok? Joe: ok, *ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES OF 2019!*
@hayward0224 жыл бұрын
Alex: Let me give you my top 85 worst movies of 2019.
@randomcallum4 жыл бұрын
hayward022 only 85 ?
@ColombianThunder4 жыл бұрын
He's really critical of everything lol
@jordanklassen42474 жыл бұрын
ColombianThunder at least you know if Alex likes the movie and it’s good then it’s probably a decent movie
@ColombianThunder4 жыл бұрын
@@jordanklassen4247 yeah he's critical but he's probably got the best taste out of the whole group
@imsentinelprime92794 жыл бұрын
@@ColombianThunder oucc
@TulioFrauche4 жыл бұрын
"I paid money for f*cking climax" Oh man, I lol'ed
@GamingRevenant4 жыл бұрын
When you're at number 5 and it's only halfway the video 😅
@phillyphilly_lii64413 жыл бұрын
Gotta make room for the rise of skywalker lol as
@buzzardf38184 жыл бұрын
My 5 worst 5 cats 4 hellboy 3 mib international 2 Serenity 1 Haunting of sharon tate
@jacksonwinburn41804 жыл бұрын
Tbh I forgot mib international was even a thing, even after having a million ads for it
@reese40774 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonwinburn4180 I liked mib
@ivanmonahhov23144 жыл бұрын
Terminator : Dark Fate was kind of decent.
@imsentinelprime92794 жыл бұрын
@@ivanmonahhov2314 no
@dandruff60214 жыл бұрын
Everything about The Haunting of Sharon Tate is utterly disgusting and lazy. Props to you for stomaching it, definitely the worst movie of 2019
@airplanehelix1094 жыл бұрын
I was shocked he even watched climax
@Gizmomaster4 жыл бұрын
“Cask strength bourbon is a bit redundant” is there really any other way to enjoy bourbon?
@HCUhardcoreUnited4 жыл бұрын
I like buffalo trace.
@HerrenGamingNews4 жыл бұрын
Sipping bourbon while sucking on a good cigar
@mr.lightzplease93664 жыл бұрын
I just picked up Larceny Cask Strength and it is very fucking good
@SolidBold004 жыл бұрын
I thought Polar was actually pretty awesome lol
@m4rcin8474 жыл бұрын
If you are braindead maybe? Nothing there has any sense.
@adanmartinez56594 жыл бұрын
@@m4rcin847 hahaha u really hate it, try not to be sober while watching action films maybe?
@m4rcin8474 жыл бұрын
@@adanmartinez5659 I knew it wasnt good (19% on Rotten) but it was way worse that I expected. THE WORST Mikkelsen movie ever. There are some good scenes but overall its total trash, a waste of time like 95% of Netflix movies.
@NaruneWatercrest4 жыл бұрын
@@m4rcin847 User score is usually more reliable, critics these days can be extremely unreliable. Polar has a 64% user score, gonna say they are wrong?
@JachAnen4 жыл бұрын
@@m4rcin847 It's not a movie for everyone. But since you are being mean about it, I kind of think it's braindead to think it's trash. It means you can't comprehend what a lot of other viewers have, which shows your brain is not functioning at full capacity. I get it if you didn't like the far out, over the top characters and style in it, but it's kind of like Sin City, both based on over the top noir comics, where this just focuses on a more human John Wick. But maybe you didn't like or understand the style of Sin City either, then it's perfectly understandable you wouldn't like this.
@dicnar4 жыл бұрын
All of the Disney animations are dubbed abroad and this new Lion King is not an exception. Don't know how is it with your versions guys but here where I live, they actually changed lyrics to Scar song, making him once or twice refrence the actual geo political situation in the country... eh... that is just what i needed in my favorite childchood cartoon - politics. Why dont they just spell it out that Scar is Trump...
@MaxCanonStunner3 жыл бұрын
The Telugu dubbed version is surprisingly better than the original for me honestly.
@Nick_Barone4 жыл бұрын
Omg when they inserted the clip of Rikishi dancing in the ring , I died
@316whatupz4 жыл бұрын
He did it for The Rock
@TheOther-Dude4 жыл бұрын
Big boy was getting down 😂
@Deleaubro4 жыл бұрын
I used to have nightmares of Rikishi's ass when I was a kid.
@iamgoat58634 жыл бұрын
@@316whatupz SHUT UP YOU THONG WEARING FATTY!!!
@SwooshJush834 жыл бұрын
POCKETS TOO BIG RIKISHI
@renatoigmed4 жыл бұрын
well ... what can i say? they killed three franchises I was always a fan; X-Men, Star Wars and Terminator. I am in eternal mourning.
@YuniorGamboa4 жыл бұрын
Damn
@jazrocks194 жыл бұрын
Terminator was not bad... just not wow great
@NeonIcyWings4 жыл бұрын
Watching other people shit on movies I haven't even watched. A perfect evening to spend! Also, love Other Joe's shirt there.
@addisonpeek20354 жыл бұрын
Neon Icy Wings all of his shirts are amazing
@silverletter45514 жыл бұрын
I want that shirt. I wonder where he got it from.
@greysonmartina84924 жыл бұрын
*Angry Joe:* "The CGI..." *Other Joe:* "WAS AMAZING IN... the... last bit?? Oh shit" *Angry Joe:* "No, it wasn't Joe" LMFAO
@sosathegrunge24 жыл бұрын
In regards to Star Wars, "I would rather watch the prequels." Now that is saying something.
@callumboscoe86854 жыл бұрын
Trevor Anthony Prequels are get better slightly while sequel trilogy gets worse
@killer921734 жыл бұрын
I don't care. I still watch the Sequel Trilogy over the Prequel Trilogy.
@TheBadboubou4 жыл бұрын
Gaspar Noé 's movies are clearly not for everyone... and there is a difference beween a bad movie ( like the fanatic) and an experimental movie you just can't appreciate.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
So true I can accept no liking it but to claim it as one of the worst movies of the decade shows that he doesn’t appreciate filmmaking and choreography
@ColombianThunder4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Even if someone doesn't like the movie itself, idk how they couldn't appreciate the editing, cinematography and overall camera work of the movie.
@darrenpellichino29234 жыл бұрын
Movies are better in the right setting and if your in the right frame of mind. Alot of these worst movies can be watched and be enjoyed if the environment is right. This was just three guys opinions but that is kinda what you are looking for when you watch reviews, what other people think.
@ajonno58434 жыл бұрын
TLDW (15) hellboy (14) La Llorona (13) norm of the north (12) terminator dark fate (11) lion king (10) Gemini man (9) the fanatic (8) polar (7) child’s play (6) dark Phoenix (5) replicas (4) dumbo (3) Star Wars: the rise of skywalker (2) CATS! (1) Climax
@Lamadredetuamigo4 жыл бұрын
A Jonno La Llorona. (The weeping one)
@ajonno58434 жыл бұрын
Serge Kent 🤙
@cruzbebas55284 жыл бұрын
our hero
@Extrimeman4 жыл бұрын
they really got plebfiltered with Climax
@ajonno58434 жыл бұрын
By Extrimemanⓡ wut
@famous305matrix4 жыл бұрын
Number 1 really shocked me. Climax is actually one of the best films I’ve watched last year.
@metaleg234 жыл бұрын
Yellow Sub Zero I know!! I even own the soundtrack! Great film!
@dws08283 жыл бұрын
That gaspar noe take at 41:00 was pretty pathetic, could you really not research the film maker? Like he intentionally has a style to piss off audiences sorry it didn’t look like Avengers and he wanted to do something different lmao
@giantrobotvs.kaiju24114 жыл бұрын
My #1 is easily CATS, which quickly has "Rocky Horror" like midnight shows already at Alamo Drafthouse cinemas. And like a commenter mentioned below, ya'll need to watch Matt Mcconaughey's WTF movie "Serenity" and add it to your 2020 Worst Of List.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
JoshNificent I heard it was so bad it’s funny
@Nova-Solaris4 жыл бұрын
17:30 I love the Tropic Thunder reference. That movie made me laugh out loud back when I watched. XD
@coletrainhetrick4 жыл бұрын
But you do realize that in the current liberal climate you can't enjoy a basic joke with it triggering sjws?
@loganlangham42384 жыл бұрын
“Climax’s ending was so unsatisfying wtf!!” Were you on your phone in the beginning of the film or what lmao gj Joe
@dandruff60214 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I was shocked to see Climax as his #1 worst movie. Sure it's a divisive film, but worst movie? It's as if he completely ignored the technical craft, which is the main reason why I loved it so much.
@titsmcgee46974 жыл бұрын
@@dandruff6021 it's increadibly hard to enjoy at times but it's not the worst.
@theitfactorjameswheezer28524 жыл бұрын
Dandruff the the technical craft doesn’t matter much when the plot and characters suck ass
@theredone78804 жыл бұрын
Dandruff Lmao fucking “technical craft” You’re high if you like this movie
@Maverick-75084 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned A24 studios for #1 I thought this was gonna be Midsommar.
@keizervanenerc51804 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, wanna watch a Star Wars movie????
@Maverick-75084 жыл бұрын
I don't know what he is smoking if the thinks the director from Thor Ragnarok can make a good Star Wars movie.
@donp3804 жыл бұрын
He literally directed the best episode of The Mandalorian.
@GooblyWoobly694 жыл бұрын
@@Maverick-7508 Thor Ragnarok was one of the better Marvel movies wdym
@habuhomeboy4 жыл бұрын
@@Maverick-7508 he directed the best episode of the Mandalorian, what the fuck are you talking about? Not only that, Taika Waititi is a fantastic director.
@ColombianThunder4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, Climax was my second favorite movie of 2018. Go figure. To each their own though.
@goomyman234 жыл бұрын
ColombianThunder which is weird because this is worst movies of 2019. Climax is a 2018 movie.
@ColombianThunder4 жыл бұрын
@@goomyman23 judt depends on what you consider 2019. The movie premiered in 2018 but didn't release in the US until 2019 so americans don't consider the movie until it's available to them
@fenixdown224 жыл бұрын
I liked it too but the review is hilarious :)
@nathanr63814 жыл бұрын
I watched it once and didnt really like it, then watched it again with a friend and thought it was pretty decent
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
Nathan R I definitely see how it’s not for everyone but it’s now way a bad movie and certainly not the worst of the year, Joe just didn’t like it, but I’m upset he down talked it so much in stead of saying go out and try see it for yourself
@grantreid61554 жыл бұрын
When Joe said A24 I was so worried that he was gonna say Midsommar
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
I was more upset that he put Climax
@Jin_Rambo4 жыл бұрын
Next video: Top 15 Controversies in Movies 2019
@2chrisby4 жыл бұрын
That would not end well. Stay out of politics.
@SuperMurray20094 жыл бұрын
Let's stop talking about that. Let's Talk about how much Alex Is enjoying this drink at 1:18 😁
@badinfluenceforchildren77774 жыл бұрын
Joker: Im in
@nickuva65084 жыл бұрын
more like: Top 15 Best controversies, and Top 15 worst
@jessea44384 жыл бұрын
Sonic's Original Design: *shaking in his seat*
@blubeary4 жыл бұрын
Joe : cats was literally visual diarrhea.. lol
@1406-u7q4 жыл бұрын
Furball diarrhea
@chelspool10754 жыл бұрын
Is it just me? I actually enjoyed Madds in Polar.
@Alhawaii14 жыл бұрын
I really liked it too madds is awesome and polar was actually really fun to watch. It was like a less serious more self aware John wick but with a cooler lead lol, reminded me of snake
@dosm48054 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed it, for sure.
@lukanonymous52104 жыл бұрын
yeah i really liked it too and was surprised when i heard joe talked down on it so hard. i did watch polar before i watched any of the john wick movies though so that may be why i thought it was good but wick blew it out of the water. still thought it was okay though
@20scream204 жыл бұрын
same here joe must have been high when he watched it because movie was fun i loved it
@elektronskalet4 жыл бұрын
I likes it too, it was really violent and entertaining, and I likes the story :)
@VeggieGamer4 жыл бұрын
"He is literally on drugs in a bad way" XD
@v.emiltheii-nd.80944 жыл бұрын
You can say that again! To quote the Nerd: "What were they thinking?"
@VeggieGamer4 жыл бұрын
haha, small world! XD
@v.emiltheii-nd.80944 жыл бұрын
@@VeggieGamer Yup. Sure is.
@dlobelow7604 жыл бұрын
Climax was a whole movie about a bad trip. Y'all don't know shit.
@madsantos4 жыл бұрын
Unpopular Opinion: Climax was awesome. Saw it at the cinema and it was a hell of a ride. Some people left, mostly older people who weren't prepared for such a nausea inducing movie. Most reviews were favorable, and it's got a good score on IMDb. But it's one of those movies, you'll like it or hate it...I personally hated "Martyrs" but there are a lot of people who really enjoyed it, so I guess that's the same thing with Climax.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
Lucky, I would’ve loved to have watched it in a theater that sounds like an experience, I also didn’t like Martyrs that much and wasn’t the biggest fan of Noe’s Enter The Void but I loved Climax
@madsantos4 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm same! Suspiria was awesome as well.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
@Ollie MadSantos I still haven’t seen Suspiria been meaning to for a while!
@thomaswatt994 жыл бұрын
Normal critic : we don’t know how bad this movie is Critic joe: step a side I got this!!😂
@jondiaz33294 жыл бұрын
Critic Joe: "Hold my beer"
@jb343044 жыл бұрын
Daniel Orton Your profile reminds me of the "Fatherhood" demotivational poster of Tommy Vercetti in GTA Vice City. Not saying you should do that, but it reminds me of it.
@noiminoimi11794 жыл бұрын
@Sten Black fuck you that movie was horrible everyone with a brain agreed with joe
@aligmal50314 жыл бұрын
@Sten Black rise is one of the best according to who ? you well that's his own list but rise was not good in the eyes of the majority of ppl and critcs no charlie's angels and hustlers did not come in 2018 it was sep and nov of 2019 climax was 2018 but it was released in other countries in 2019 making it for them a 2019 movie and yea climax is insane
@aligmal50314 жыл бұрын
@Sten Black oh sorry you put two and and i didn't see the he forgot bit well climax like other movies from other countries has this release date thing you can't even find the movie online until it comes to your countrey in theaters so it's a 2019 for alot of us
@boodleboy4 жыл бұрын
I liked Climax, I'm a big Gaspar Noe fan and I have a big appreciation for the experimental nature of the film. But at the same time I'll admit that I have a soft spot for pretentious crap that would be borderline insufferable for most people. Maybe I'm just getting old. But that's OK, I'm having fun, so no regrets here.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t find Climax pretentious at all though, and I think it’s a young person’s movie because of how chaotic and anxiety inducing it is. So I don’t think you’re getting old haha
@boodleboy4 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm I appreciate those words, young man. Chapeau.
@chanceneck80722 ай бұрын
I HATED it on first watch because I didn't know what to expect. Couldn't understand the characters' dialogue, which ENRAGED me, but I understand that it makes sense within the setting. The plot is relatively pointless and it's "misery p*rn", which I have never appreciated, except for maybe Requiem For A Dream. But that was a lot due to the soundtrack and excellent performances. But I still had to detach myself from the movie. Same with ANY Safdie Brothers movie I watched. Hate them all with a deep passion, because it's MISERY P*RN!! (Oh, and same with "The Lighthouse" btw) BUT.... Climax is unique.... Because I couldn't stop thinking about it. 😅 And now, I actually kind of like it. I understand now what the characters were saying, it was just very difficult. And I appreciate the small little things in there that aren't MP, like the soundtrack, the choreography (even though I detest those little bunny hops they do once or twice that look GAY *AF* !!! 😅 I HATED those moves). There definitely is stuff to like here and I've kinda turned around on Climax....
@ace7zar34 жыл бұрын
Climax being your #1 genuinely shocked me, everyone else I know that's seen it says it's a masterpiece and I rather enjoyed it myself. I'm glad you guys gave Dumbo it's due though, everyone seems so focused on Aladdin and Lion King and they forget about how awful Dumbo is.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
Zachary Rayman, watch it for yourself I think it’s a preference I loved Climax it was an anxiety attack of a movie
@foulgrowl58934 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm I liked it as well, however Gaspar Noe is not for everyone and if I am being honest I could do with a little less dancing :)
@santh91154 жыл бұрын
Joe should stick to videogames and superhero movies
@mrflipperinvader79224 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm that's one reason I think it's awesome
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
Foul Growl, definitely not for everyone and I just read that apparently he wanted to make a documentary about dance originally but made Climax instead.
@LuckeGabriel4 жыл бұрын
tfw Climax is my #1 of the year and on my top 10 for the decade... Gaspar Noe is an incredible director and Climax is one of his best. Not for everyone, so I understand why people would hate it, but it was everything I hope for in a Noe film and even exceeded expectation.
@eljoaquin53834 жыл бұрын
i get why people hate this movie. but to put it at n#1? bruh. Climax is a masterpiece in my opinion
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
El Joaquin it’s almost criminal to put it at number one I get everyone has different taste and Joe probably wouldn’t enjoy Noe’s other films, but it’s upsetting because I’m sure most of his audience have never heard of this movie and now are less likely to.
@Adultguj4 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm Honestly, even though I get why Joe didn't like the film, I feel like he should have a sense of objectivity. It's just sad that he completely ignored/forgot about the opening dance sequence. That alone should have taken it off his #1 worst film if he has any sense of appreciation for good choreography.
@Kevillion4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Star Wars is on this list should just show how much it has fallen from grace thanks to Disney's incompetence.
@97NikeSb4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Rivera well it’s just their opinion so there’s that but of course you fanboys love to hate what’s new and miss everything from the past. Recycled actions and feelings
@Kevillion4 жыл бұрын
@@97NikeSb considering that Rise of Skywalker was the lowest grossing of the sequel trilogy and has low scores from not just IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes but also from Chris Stuckman and Jeremy and Cinemasscre that should just show how bad this movie is. You're right, I am a fanboy but I'm not blinded by nostalgia, these Disney "Star Wars" movies were lackluster at best with the only exception Rouge One and the rest of the community agrees with me. Take your condescending, egotistical high horse somewhere else were you can actually make a good counter argument, you sheep.
@shadow-squid48724 жыл бұрын
Yung_Grouch People (myself included) hate the sequels because they’re bad, not because they’re new or different. It’s as simple as that.
@GOOD4U3604 жыл бұрын
Sequel trilogy Started off decent with force awakens then went downhill
@97NikeSb4 жыл бұрын
Shadow-Squid 682 yeah ok that’s your opinion that don’t make it a fact. A lot of people like these films. Instead of showing hate just scroll through
@frostedcheerios10304 жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest when they started making movie reviews I wasn’t sold on it and I wanted them to focus on games, but the movie reviews have been informative and well done. Helps a lot when there are so many movies out there and I can come here for a quality review on ones I haven’t heard much about or seen. Great stuff keep it up!!
@EnvelopeCrease14 жыл бұрын
Knew it was gonna be a good rant when the alcohol came out
@bryanofmerryrowes4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a bar debate you'd have. I really feel the atmosphere when watching this video. Love this video and the banter and conversation!
@SuperMurray20094 жыл бұрын
Let's stop talking about that. Let's Talk about how much Alex Is enjoying this drink at 1:18 😁
@bryanofmerryrowes4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMurray2009 I like how Alex always has these giant drinks and is just quietly chugging them. Or that face he gets when you can tell he disagrees. He just rests his head on his fist and smirks.
@KizaruB4 жыл бұрын
18:17 Alex’s reaction is priceless
@DawnOfTheOzz4 жыл бұрын
"I paid for fucking Climax!" Best line of the entire video.
@jrinnc90594 жыл бұрын
2020 belongs to the angry joe show!
@DevoutWingz4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah angry joers unite!
@dogsbreakfast49524 жыл бұрын
Make angry joe a gaming channel again
@BuddyL4 жыл бұрын
03:55: Welp... Joe just got uninvited to the next family reunion.🤣 31:00: oh, so I'm *not* the only one who blames Chris Terrio? Cool. I actually loved _The Last Jedi_ , but _The Rise of Skywalker_ is a crime. *HOWEVER* , as much as you'd love to blame Kathleen Kennedy, this is all JJ Abrams' fault (and Chris Terrio's). He fucked up _Star Trek_ then he fucked up _Star Wars_ because he's revealing himself as a hack.
@kparker9054 жыл бұрын
What do you mean?
@ar_reactions6124 жыл бұрын
K Parker watch the video
@shack81104 жыл бұрын
fresh shit > rise of skywalker > last jedi.
@BlackTestament74 жыл бұрын
I can't say how bad RoS is cause I gave up on star wars wholesale after TLJ. That's how insanely bad of a star wars movie that was.
@Arcexey4 жыл бұрын
@@BlackTestament7 you know you saw ros. you know it was a complete disaster that was warned by the prophets. .....but you know that was in fact, far, far worse disaster than one could dream.
@PAntS-234 жыл бұрын
New drinking game: Take a shot every time Joe says pointless
@ghostman314 жыл бұрын
"They cast Rikishi in the Lion King?" 😂
@Mylo_Cordana4 жыл бұрын
8:35 - Angry Joe has not seen Food Fight.
@elperronimo4 жыл бұрын
Hey now Food Fight was a mastapiece.
@ActionJackson19824 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Child’s Play on someones list, that gets WAY too much praise for something so terrible
@kingghxstgaming4 жыл бұрын
Action Jackson I still love it
@ActionJackson19824 жыл бұрын
Ghxst Gaming you have terrible taste in movies then
@bishop7164 жыл бұрын
I've always loved the cheesiness of Chucky after the first couple of movies, I watched them for the laughs and some creative deaths. Honestly, I like the movie, ONLY because it was a different adaptation of Chucky. Hell, I liked Chucky enough to watch the movie twice, don't regret it, find it funny.
@benjaminloken19994 жыл бұрын
Hey, your cousin was in a movie, you got to be proud of that 😁
@pnutz_24 жыл бұрын
put it in the patreon subs area with the 'this is my cousin' as a disclaimer
@mharizsaifuddin70594 жыл бұрын
@That One Guy La Lorona
@ar_reactions6124 жыл бұрын
That One Guy The Curse of La Something
@anthonyf6164 жыл бұрын
Depends on the movie...
@A-Dubs3984 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe, Other Joe, and Alex should star in the sequel.
@TheHipisterDeer4 жыл бұрын
Well if anything I know what is making this list next year already.
@shack81104 жыл бұрын
please enlighten us.
@unsolicitedditkapics97224 жыл бұрын
@@shack8110 The Lodge
@TheOther-Dude4 жыл бұрын
Birds of Prey
@stevenpaniagua84634 жыл бұрын
The Other Dude I mean you may not like birds of prey but it is far from an offensively bad movie haha
@chaosrex14874 жыл бұрын
Fantasy Island for sure, what else?
@Aeon0014 жыл бұрын
"I dont give a shit about these kids, show me dumbo" - OJ , 2020
@MegaDudeman214 жыл бұрын
Joe's List: 15: Hellboy 2:00 14: The Curse of La Llorona 3:58 13: Norm of the North 2 7:45 12: Terminator: Dark Fate 9:35 11: The Lion King 12:19 10: Gemini Man 15:19 09: The Fanatic 16:45 08: Polar 19:30 07: Child's Play 21:42 06: X-Men: Dark Phoenix 23:30 05: Replicas 25:45 04: Dumbo 27:45 03: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 30:21 02: Cats 35:21 01: Climax 39:25 Other Joe's List: 43:31 15: The Lion King 14: IT: Chapter Two 13: Terminator: Dark Fate 12: Annabelle Comes Home 11: Hellboy 10: Child's Play 09: Dumbo 08: Gemini Man 07: The Curse of La Llorona 06: Replicas 05: Playing with Fire 04: Jacob's Ladder 03: The Haunting of Sharon Tate 02: X-Men: Dark Phoenix 01: Cats Alex's List: 48:10 15: Terminator: Dark Fate 14: Child's Play 13: Lion King 12: Replicas 11: Charlie's Angels 10: Annabelle Comes Home 09: The Curse of La Llorona 08: Anna 07: Gemini Man 06: Dumbo 05: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 04: Hellboy 03: X-Men: Dark Phoenix 02: Playing with Fire 01: Cats
@MegaDudeman214 жыл бұрын
bump
@nahuelzon17124 жыл бұрын
Number 3: 5 seconds later...Oh here we go
@DarkestInstinct4 жыл бұрын
I actually liked the movie Polar a lot, surprised Joe was so negative on it when he usually loves the over the top stuff.
@coribug424 жыл бұрын
I still love the classroom scene and the escape from torture room.
@m4rcin8474 жыл бұрын
Its literral trash, Im not suprised at all. Watched it just for Mads and it was hot shit.
@blackcloud15844 жыл бұрын
@@m4rcin847 ´Polar is based on a spanish online comic strip. I liked it a lot and all my friends as well. Maybe it's a cultural thing. Sometimes movies work pretty different certain parts of the world. Just my opinion :)
@adanmartinez56594 жыл бұрын
@@m4rcin847 that fight scene like old boy or Daredevil though
@m4rcin8474 жыл бұрын
@@blackcloud1584 19% on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
@DaVeganZombie4 жыл бұрын
I like that he kept a bad film on the list even though it involved his cousin. And one that we didn’t even know he saw. It may seem small but it really does keep you realizing how unbiased Joe is. It’s very rare to see people with that attitude anymore and it’s one of the reasons why I still respect his opinions and watch his content to this day, after years. You are good Joe, I hope this decade is amazing for you. Much love!
@wyattnorton97843 жыл бұрын
I must strongly disagree with Joe about Climax. The director, Gaspar Noe, is know for making film like this and intentionally makes them to get the watcher in a bad state. The film is a cautionary tale about drinks at clubs or events. An incident similar to this happen on the set of Titanic. No one died luckily, but his films are meant to be experiences on violence and drugs. The actors in the film were real dancers and there were only two professional actors. The conversations with everyone felt like real conversations and this party felt like a legit event. The ending is abrupt because things like this are often as so in real life. Instead of a three act structure like most films, this film is just the climax of the story. I can see why they didn't like it, french extremist films tend to be more art house. I watched it and thought it was thrilling. It's definitely not for everyone, but compared to Noe's other films it is more tame and less extreme. It's definitely worth a watch at least.
@shivalah4 жыл бұрын
AJ and OJ. Everytime AJ calls OJ OJ I hear “original joe”, and AJ becomes “another joe”.
@prestonhansen71604 жыл бұрын
I thoughr Climax was a really well made and unique film. Its not made for everybody and that's not a bad thing. But I thought it was a very visceral experience and couldn't take my eyes off the screen
@jordancarpenter68164 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but I can understand how Joe feels about it because when I watched it with a group of friends we all had different opinions about it.
@Eisenwulf6664 жыл бұрын
I guess i have to see it then? I just fear it will be artsy fartsy end of year cinema school levels of bad. All non actors with interesting camera work. I have seen dozens of those cause i dated a cinema school student. Seems pretty boring and unoriginal to me, so unsure if i should watch it..
@mrflipperinvader79224 жыл бұрын
Make me remeber why I dont trust these guys with movies
@12killshot4 жыл бұрын
I agree with AJ. The people that put climax together obviously haven't done LSD before... or were told it was LSD but instead were given straight up crack! 🤪🤣🤦♂️
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
Myles Apodaca Idk what makes you say that, you have no idea how much LSD they consumed and if they had ever done it before I could definitely see someone going mad under those circumstances
@AnthonyDoesYouTube4 жыл бұрын
All 15 are Rise of Skywalker
@SuperMurray20094 жыл бұрын
Alita Battle Angel number 1
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen47374 жыл бұрын
AnthonydoesYT not a bad movie lol
@zachantes11614 жыл бұрын
@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 yes a bad movie lol
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen47374 жыл бұрын
Zach Antes nope
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen47374 жыл бұрын
Sten Black lets not get crazy
@davidferreira3344 жыл бұрын
It's 3:19 in Germany but WHO needs shleep when a new angry Joe Video is Out ✌️
@roycastanon57544 жыл бұрын
David Ferreira is Germany dark and rainy and creepy such as the Netflix show Dark?
@davidferreira3344 жыл бұрын
@@roycastanon5754 never watched the Show but i know the trailers and i can say No it isnt Like that :)
@Bear-form4 жыл бұрын
@@roycastanon5754 You don't want to know how bad things are over there.
@isaakhyde83274 жыл бұрын
Alex: I don't pay for climax.
@tfonias4 жыл бұрын
You are waaaaaaaaaaay off with Climax.. on the others ok. You forgot Holmes!! ;)
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
@Thanos Fonias Holmes and Watson? That came out in 2018
@direx19744 жыл бұрын
"Polar" is cool. I don't know why this movie is on your list. It's not flawless, but I was really entertained by it ...
@jeremyroberts88224 жыл бұрын
direx1974 same here man I really liked polar. I’m pretty much down to watch anything mads mikkelson does
@m4rcin8474 жыл бұрын
@@jeremyroberts8822 Its his worst movie
@f0rumrr4 жыл бұрын
I liked it too, its nothing special, but its worth a watch.
@zerotechnical4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I liked it too
@oso11654 жыл бұрын
Its shit
@WoW129314 жыл бұрын
For replicas I heard Keanu mate forged his signature to get him in the film. When keanu tried to get out he couldn't and was forced to do it or get sued. If that's true then I understand why he put no effort into it.
@randomcallum4 жыл бұрын
Keanu does films with friends all the time that sounds like total crap keanu did men of ti chi purely to help the guy who shown him kung fu for the matrix I don’t buy him being forced pretty sure knock knock was a similar deal ..
@WoW129314 жыл бұрын
@@randomcallum yer he is known for helping his mates out which is great. It's just a thing I heard a while back that he was forced into this one. A man like him can't always be free to help out and maybe his mate really wanted it. Ya never know.
@randomcallum4 жыл бұрын
Damonster vga don’t know sounds like an internet story with no backing that some randy posted on riddit Maybe I’m wrong and there’s evidence to say but I don’t think so
@darrenpellichino29234 жыл бұрын
Madds Mikkelsen is in one of their wackiest movies I've ever seen called Men and Chicken. Its subtitled so that turns off alot of people but man it is freakin nuts. Beyond anything you can imagine.
@MaMastoast4 жыл бұрын
Yea that one is pretty weird. I recommend Adams apples and blinking lights
@darrenpellichino29234 жыл бұрын
@@MaMastoast Thanks, I will check those out.
@MaMastoast4 жыл бұрын
@@darrenpellichino2923 They're made by the same people who made Mænd og Høns, but they're slightly more grounded and a lot funnier imo... allthough I have a hard time knowing how well teh humor translates through subtitles :) I'd love to hear if you enjoy them
@darrenpellichino29234 жыл бұрын
@@MaMastoast I just finished Adams Apples. Wow that was a wild ride. The Neo Nazi from prison was the only sane person in the whole movie LMAO. I really enjoyed it from start to finish. Especially laughed at the scene when the woman was telling the priest she wanted to abort her child because it might be crippled, and the priest was complaining that her plate had more cookies than his. LOL
@MaMastoast4 жыл бұрын
@@darrenpellichino2923 Yea he's a great character ^^ Mads Mikkelse has played weirdos in quite a few danish hits before he became known internationally, so I always find it a lil funny how differemtly he's cast in hollywood films (usually as sleek bad guys). fun fact, if you've ever seen the show sherlock, one of the seasons had this bad guy with a mindpalace of his own, he's played by Mads mikkelsens brother.. he also plays the sorcerer guy in the witcher series.
@wddthedraftsman86794 жыл бұрын
Amazing video again, guys! Keep up the great work! Some feedback: maybe the title of the movie could be placed above/below the two screens? But again, keep up the amazing work! Many greetings from Belgium! :D
@Bleepbloop1234 жыл бұрын
“You’ll be physically angry”😂
@Ratchetcomand4 жыл бұрын
Climax was amazing.
@Goober894 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen it but the reviews seem fairly positive, so i don't know what to think
@tadeusticeghostal4 жыл бұрын
Yes it sure as hell was. Of course I can definitely see how it's not everybody's cup of tea.
@immortalzealot97254 жыл бұрын
It's a great movie but you'll need to know what a bad trip is to relate to anything these characters are doing.
@tadeusticeghostal4 жыл бұрын
@@immortalzealot9725 Yea I suppose that does help. Although I'd like to think that people could appreciate the cinematography, music and everything else even if you're not experienced with drugs. Noe is an excellent filmmaker.
@KaneK12344 жыл бұрын
Ratchetcomand The only people who like the film are people who *enjoy* feeling bad. And I look forward to the days you all end your pitiful lives.
@MicahDarkFantasy4 жыл бұрын
Moose: Can’t talk too long. I gotta poo.
@MarValProductions4 жыл бұрын
Dude. Climax is amazing. It's one of the best of the year. What are you talking about. I love you Joe and love your reviews but I strongly disagree with your assessment of Climax.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can totally see why some people wouldn’t like it, but to right it off as that bad of a movie shows that Joe doesn’t know a lot about filmmaking
@MarValProductions4 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm it sure isn't for everyone. But the film making on display is excellent. Visceral and grounded. It's so much more than just a bunch of screaming women.
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
@Marc Valley my mom even really liked it lol, she doesn’t want to watch anytime soon but was very entertained the whole time and really felt the desperation and descent into madness the characters experienced
@MarValProductions4 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-rb4sm your mom is a badass!
@Brandon-rb4sm4 жыл бұрын
@Marc Valley thank you she really is 😅
@hymn1912944 жыл бұрын
So glad Climax is 1st. It's truly awful. Hate the pretentious drivel Gaspar Noe puts out. Fuck that movie, happy someone else think it's trash like I did, especially since most critics praised it.
@jamiefletcher31864 жыл бұрын
Joe: "IF I HAVE TO DO IT, ONE OF YOU MOTHERF***ERS HAVE TO DO IT !!" 😂😂