HOVERfield 2042... Third Stream: In Which the Rant Happens (AngryJoe & Crew)

[@OrangesodaTR]

The lead designer for this game (who just quit btw) his prior experience was almost entirely in Candy Crush and the like. Explains alot about the state of BF2042 as well as EA's priorities when picking game runners.

[@Kaldosthesergal]

"Quit" lol

[@pax1217]

@@Kaldosthesergal We never know, EA is as braindead as the lead designer, "Candy crush makes a lot of money, how I do that for Battlefield?" kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGjMgp-DedOsipY

[@Kaldosthesergal]

I miss Patrick Bach, he was the lead designer for BFBC1 AND 2

[@bprobo24]

This information makes so many things click. In the worst way possible.

[@tysean0816]

Gtfo!? I figured thats what's going on, fire the vets hire rookies for less pay

[@Anas_Alaqeel]

"we don't want to play call of duty, we want to play battlefield" these words means a lot

[@creativecorner2071]

53:29 “so.. more Battlefield?” 😂😂😂

[@Xcoolslayer6X]

I feel your pain man, I feel it to my core, what hurts more is my friends don't seem to see what's wrong, and they've all played past battlefields, some people seem oblivious to what's happening and that's sad

[@BennyGoId]

Commas and periods are not the same thing.

[@Xcoolslayer6X]

@@BennyGoId neither is assisting or trolling

[@alicaljungberg3742]

Being a hovercraft pilot and climbing things like spiderman is fun. If you can't beat us, join us!

[@ricoxkiller]

Maybe your friends are enjoying the game and having fun. Maybe they understand that bf games launch poorly, but they know they get better. Maybe they know it's not DICE'S fault but EA for the early release, but they know dice will put work into this game. Maybe they see a lot of potential in the game they already are having fun in, and want to stick with it. Maybe.

[@alexissoto5662]

@@ricoxkiller you sound like a BF fanboy

[@RevelationOne]

I'm just happy we're finally getting to the point where it's getting harder and harder for companies to pull this kind of bs.

[@SuperDoggy99]

Is it, though? Look at all of the sheep that pre-ordered this mess. EA/DICE clearly marketed this game to sell on Day One, and they achieved that. That's why they played up all the nonsense "selling points" (i.e., huge maps, 128 players, near-future, etc.). They don't care if the game plays like shit, or if people want to--I don't know--actually play the game. Their main goal was to sell this piece of shit to enough sheep as possible, on Day One ... and they did exactly that. As long as stupid people continue to pre-order games, and battle passes, and buying shit without even watching a single review, game publishers are going to keep pulling this shit ... and they'll continue to make ridiculous amounts of money doing it, all while they watch beloved franchises burn to the ground. The people at the top don't care; they just want your money. What they've learned is that it's just easier to have a good campaign, and sell the game on Day One, than it is to actually create a good game with longevity. That way, they don't have to deal with social media, and game reviewers, etc. When they put in half-effort, market the shit out of their product, and push for a $60 release price with battle passes and other crap ... they've already got your money: it doesn't matter if the game is shit. That is the "EA Way" ... and it doesn't matter how many times they do it. Look at FIFA, Madden, etc. All of them are trash games that pull in ridiculous sums of cash .... why? Because people are sheep.

[@BritishTexan707]

We are?

[@Michael.Neff.]

are we tho

[@DarkElitePredator]

@@Michael.Neff. Read an article saying that almost 50% player base left bf 2042 which is good

[@edgylettuce1873]

@@DarkElitePredator eh. They still paid for it to leave tho

[@FP19487]

Holy shit, 2 hours of pure rant… I’m getting popcorn

[@maraudingstar1659]

The “stars have to fucking align” comment killed me. 😂

[@lordwolfguard5978]

as soon as i heard him say "im not gonna ""freak out" you could almost instantly start to see the kettle boil.

[@danielportillo56]

For me I imagined the cam zooming in slowing as u hear a faint kettle going off lol!

[@jsin8048]

This is true angry joe content, love the truth here thanks lads.

[@StonedWolf666]

What makes it worse is I can't seem to get any of my friends to play BF1 or 4 now. It's like they refuse to play a better BF to justify them buying this new piece of shit.

[@jacobstone4]

I kinda feel them granted I'm not playing 2042 because of its current state. But every time I go back to BF4 it just looks like I'm playing with Play Doh characters.

[@StonedWolf666]

@@jacobstone4 Lol imagine what CS:go looks like

[@jacobstone4]

@@StonedWolf666 Oh man don't make me remember those days.

[@StonedWolf666]

@Edwards94 Lmfao right

[@jacobstone4]

@Edwards94 exactly lol. I'm so glad I was subscribed to EA Play and I game share with my friend so I didn't have to pay for it at all.

[@jakeup9668]

I would soo want the developers and everyone to sit at a desk altogether and make them watch the Angry rant.....And then I would like to see their response to it.

[@sandro-of9fq]

1:00:30 that was so perfect!! Lmao 🤣🤣

[@kyoai]

31:59 Look at the right in the distance, how choppy the exploded parts of a tank fly through the air.

[@TheN1ghtwalker]

That rant has more entertainment value than the whole f***ing game.

[@jimmybarnes7178]

Angry Joe's going to one punch to the creators of the game

[@Flowstate19]

“Anime saves the universe”

[@greengamerguy623]

big studios only hire D students from game design and level design colleges I know from personal experience

[@protendi]

If EA dissolves dice in the future I’m completely fine with it, they deserve it at this point. Joe: “I’m not gonna go off on an angry rant” Also Joe: sike.

[@melcorchancla9431]

Oh so you’re fine with EA destroying studios and closing them ? You think that it was Dice’s fault to have a candy crush dev as the head of design ?

[@protendi]

@@melcorchancla9431 yes.

[@melcorchancla9431]

@@protendi kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5ywfYdtZ550qK8

[@protendi]

@@MightBeSmart No.

[@crowkid5553]

Well it will be sad to because who's going to take care of the battlefield franchise and the frostbite engine

[@bprobo24]

People. STOP PRE-ORDERING GAMES. STOP IT. NO, STOP. I can't do this anymore. The only way we can make these multi-billion dollar companies put out a game that is finished is by not buying it until it is done. Please wake up. Otherwise the future is bleak as fuck where the game you buy isn't playable until a year after you purchased it. I wish that these folks would realize that in the current climate, the easiest way to be profitable is to release a good game. APEX did it. I wanted nothing more than Titanfall 3. I loved the multi-player of TF2. Apex is a good game. It isn't what I wanted or what I play but shit. It was a good playable game and people caught on. I was so early on Fortnite that I actually payed for it. Loved it but wasn't what I wanted. Fully functional game but I couldn't keep up with building. I'm not even sure what I'm rambling about anymore but I'm tired of whatever it is.

[@bprobo24]

@@Fataliese true

[@torquetheprisoner]

pc master race: we get alpha and bater testing and first day crashes so we can't play our games on our new out dated super high powerd pc that we just bought an hour ago. console players: at least our games work

[@davecrupel2817]

@@torquetheprisoner CDPR: imma stop you right there.

[@atomickaiser1934]

Pre-ordering isn't a bad thing. You just need to be smart with it.

[@enegmatixerebro]

Welp Gamepass still has Battlefield 3 that game was dope

[@pax1217]

And will be... we just need more people in the modding community, both devs and players to actually make servers of them c:

[@torquetheprisoner]

i loved the little detail like enemy dazzling you with there laser sight down your scope

[@torquetheprisoner]

shhhh do you want ea to delete it

[@ericworthing1853]

It's sad that I was playing BF4 to tonight and was having infinitely more fun than playing the BF242 beta for 20 hours

[@greengamerguy623]

big studios only hire D students from game design and level design colleges I know from personal experience

[@Yerlockk]

EA hates QA'ing because it requires rubbing two extra nickels together.

[@opoxious1592]

All Dice should have done is to release an upgrade of BF4 with upgraded graphics, new maps, verhicles, weapons, 128 players on the maps etc. Than we all would be happy.

[@joedeli8254]

Yes. I agree with everything except the 128 player count. Don’t need it. It’s causing more problems than it’s worth. Honestly, I never played bf4 or any other bf and thought “I really wish there was a higher player count”

[@opoxious1592]

@@joedeli8254 Having 128 players in a map could contribute to that "Total war" feeling we all want to experience in BF. I think it could be a massieve gain when the 128 player map are implemented in right way regarding verhicles, design of the map etc.

[@minisithunknown5568]

But players would still bitch to bitch, it is a fad.

[@aaronmeredith2410]

I think the call in system would work if they fixed squads. Do that make squads at least 6 and only allow the squad leader to do a call in. Then limit it to four wheelers motorcycles and other light armor transport vehicles.

[@StonedWolf666]

Wait till he see's how the customization really is like in Halo. I don't want him to buy the battlepass so not to support the bs but when he finds out a $20 skin for white also doesn't even allow you too switch you emblem without reverting to base armor I'll need a reminder to lower volume.

[@ghostbladevanguard514]

Free game fortnite gets to skim it in people's eyes then so should halo its doing very wel for alot of people the Shooter we all deserve

[@StonedWolf666]

@@ghostbladevanguard514 Deserve? Gameplay wise yes but no ability to select game modes, Pick our own primary/secondary colors like all halos after CE. Huge absence of basic game modes that have always been available at launch... No it's not the halo game we deserve yet i hope

[@gldntchr7122]

BFBC2/BF3/BF4 are still alive with people on servers. A testament to how good those are. Play those instead of this shite.

[@paperboyfromreality]

At 9:57 AJ almost sounds like a wookie yawning 🤣

[@akatsuki0]

1:57:27 is how I feel, when my party members have fun and I am stuck doing nothing 🤣🤣

[@christianbethel]

This game should've had offline bot support.

[@exole0014]

A G R E E D

[@christianbethel]

@@exole0014 Let's hope they learn from this failure and make accommodations. -Who am I kidding? They won't!-

[@ThaTruFily]

Program an intelligent AI? Don't expect that from most modern FPS' lol

[@ThaTruFily]

Thiss is not a Monolith game nor FEAR 1 or 2

[@iheartsebastian1145]

OJ in the back eating Pringles 0:02

[@jacobstone4]

@53:30 at least OJ is having fun.

[@mavseveneightnine7379]

the voice hit the nail on the head, dice sweden blows chunks, dice la save them, pay the voice

[@notman05]

I absolutely hate the lack of textures on the vehicles. It looks like the texture maps are just gray with zero detail

[@bleedthesecolours]

Almost 10 mins into the vid before I realised the title says "HOVERfield" hahaha

[@Zinj1000]

Godzilla is approaching the generator... The generator is losing power... XD

[@AstaIsAMonster]

AJ thanks for keeping it real. 💪🏽

[@N1UGA]

Can I get that opening 30 seconds of blinking as a live desktop background?

[@tashdiqahmed3462]

Keep up the good work guys ! I wondered in the past why AJ's kitty likes OJ and Alex more, think I found my answer, kitty left the room when AJ started yelling, lol !

[@Motherslug-q7l]

Most of Battlefield employees left and made their own company called " Embark Studios " and there first game is called Arc Raiders which releases on Steam in 2022

[@thoms6982]

I put my ps5 away.. this game is to frustrating. Not worth to spend youre limited free time, unless you hate yourself

[@clickbaitable6320]

I quit Dead Space 3 when I got to the space station with the giant necromorph electrocution part and I’d rather play this broken garbage than go back to that short experience since at least BF2042 would be funny regardless of if I have friends in the game.

[@minisithunknown5568]

So you stopped gaming. ok.

[@leelegendary]

44:40 (channels inner omniman) think Mark think!!!

[@mattyork7625]

Anyone else find that Zero or X3RO_5 squading with Joe's and Alex sounds nearly exactly the same as Kip from Napoleon Dynamite?

[@GgMufka8711]

This rant is the reason I continue to watch angry joe

[@sabelo67]

I knew from how silent AJ was in the beginning that he was def gonna explode😅

[@coreycrossman3447]

Might be the best angry joe video of all time

[@Clarkeh616]

Scoreboards and 5 man squads are toxic Joe didn't you know that? lol

[@bankleaks1217]

I can't believe how much I paid for a game I don't play anymore a week after launch

[@joes.2788]

"Moustache hair..." lol

[@nydabeats]

BFV had less but very similar problems at launch and they never recovered.

[@wolfdragox5563]

From what I heard, they kinda did, but they created new ones at some point and those were never fixed

[@keddyfruger6203]

People still preordering and buying triple A titles on day one is the real 8th wonder if the world.

[@faisal940]

the title made me crack upo so hard .. my family thought i went nuts.

[@angrymexikan9493]

now i want Pringles, thanks OJ

[@WilliamAdelstein]

If dice would have just released portal with all maps and all the old stuff at 40 euros they would have made way more money. I’m not touching this one with a barge pole.

[@TheREALHugo4]

Thanks for the rant. The initial angry rant on battlefield 2042 got restricted.

[@mwc2k]

The vehicle call in system can be an easy fix. Just give each vehicle a limit per team. For example, each team can only have two hovercraft active on the map at a time. This will limit the vehicle spamming and make things more playable. I am actually surprise this wasnt already implemented because it is pretty obvious.

[@dolan_plz]

This is why I love Joe :D

[@Howlrunner82]

Joe would win every stare contest in a spaghetti western

[@lucasmackey2808]

1:53:11 The moment that Joe had enough and left

[@jmatthew3432]

This whole stream absolutely legendary

[@PrimeGlaz]

Ive come back to watch this just to watch the rant.

[@justinmartinez4976]

Watching the first few seconds… I already know how this is gonna go lmao

[@Dr.Akakia]

R.I.P Battlefield /As an old BF fan this is sad that im alive and see this day like most of other legendary games that ruined

[@itsbravo2916]

This is how I felt about star wars when Disney got it

[@greengamerguy623]

big studios only hire D students from game design and level design colleges I know from personal experience

[@xm26legend31]

You blinked...I won

[@V90Z]

53:28 lmfao

I just heard "armor-cursing ammo". :D

[@allaussievlogs9028]

anyone else have an issue with sniper scopes like sometimes im using an 8x goes to a 2x even though i still have the 8x equiped lol

[@Analworms0224]

Yes this happened to me all the time. I have to do that quick equip thing and take the scope off and then put it back on. Stupid shit, don’t know how they didn’t notice it

[@montyswel9633]

I'm--I'm sorry, Joe! Just...Just stop staring at me! I--I'm sorry! I don't know what I did but I'm sorry, okay?! Just stop staring at me like that!

[@VigilantKnight005]

I like that Joe wears the "You done fucked it up" shirt in this. It's as if he knew the game would suck.

[@gladiator_games]

44:06 👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Thank you Joe

[@RasAzriel]

Y'all have it a little backwards the singer Nate Dogg passed away 2011 from heart failure, Warren G is 51 and is still living. ( not a complaint just a correction, still enjoy and support the content 😀)

[@Northshoreboy135]

Guys KEEP PLAYING BF4 if you don’t like BF2042. If EA sees that ppl are still filling those servers and still playing that game they will understand that that’s what we want in a BF game. Not just modern day, but the things that make battlefield Battlefield!!!

[@Dreadpirate2418]

instead of wasting my money on vanguard or battlefield, I spent 80$ with all DLC included, on insurgency sandstorm. A Way better game, it reminds me of the old-school SOCOM games. A very realistic tactical video game.

[@MLZsVideos]

Idk why I thought the rant was scripted but clearly it wasn’t 😂🔥

[@alexanderm3504]

The iron sights designs on the weapons look horrible in this game, Battlefield went from being top notch First person devs to Mobile game levels of crap, it makes zero sense

[@NebLleb]

He also released an edited version of his rant on his channel.

[@nas9971]

I had so much fun playing it takes two!! Definitely should win awards, that one

[@marhier]

I finished that last week. Had a blast.

[@DanBlackmooooooore]

I'm from the future. It won GOTY!

[@rizhkyazhary1734]

1:17 damnit joe, I was lowering my volumes for the F bomb

[@ProdByAD21]

Greedy pubs + incompetent devs + time crunch = Our AAA games today

[@PhatBoyzClub]

I played battlefield 1942 single player when it came out, loved it. The moment these games went multiplayer exclusive I stopped.

[@dothatshi]

Wtf are you talking about? Battlefield has ALWAYS been a multiplayer game FIRST. ALWAYS.

[@PhatBoyzClub]

@@dothatshi Thats not my problem it had single player with bots and I had fun. Fk multiplayer.

[@minisithunknown5568]

@@PhatBoyzClub 2042 has a solo with bots.... Not a campaign if that is what you mean... ?

[@PhatBoyzClub]

@@minisithunknown5568 Yes but Im talking about battlefield 1942 (2002) the first battlefield game that was devolped. After whch I played battlefield 2.

[@wolfdragox5563]

I mean tbf the campaigns weren’t that good neither, the MP is what they needed to get right...and they didn’t, that’s why the game sucks

[@TheMessyTruthHurts]

I told everyone I knew "Don't buy BF5", I waited and waited.....glad I didn't buy it. I told everyone I knew "Don't buy BF2042", I waited and waited.....glad I didn't buy it. I will tell everyone "Don't buy *insert next BF title here*, I'll wait and wait and most likely be glad I didn't buy it.

[@ericmarley7060]

"The pushback against loot boxes was a good start, but how about this? Let's all stop preordering stuff! Just for a year, six months maybe, trial period. If you're tempted, ask yourself: 'Can I envision a scenario in which my decision to purchase this game might ultimately hinge on whether or not I can play it while wearing a special preorder helmet-with-a-cock-on-it-or-something?' At least consider it, so the next year, I'm not saying, 'Hey guys, how about we all stop ticking the box that says Sony has the exclusive ownership rights to our blood?'" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

[@JackTheBlack1585]

I use 3 rocket on a tanks is still alive… the hover craft is too fast for the rocket launcher. And my gun keep resetting to the default gun of the class that I pick. I can’t pick different gun, the gun menu is blank…. say whatever you want at least COD works.

[@joedeli8254]

Being better than vanguard was such an unbelievably low bar and they still fucked it up. They are so lucky modern warfare is coming out next year. Had it released this year, bf would already be on sale for 19.99

[@fx165]

battlefield 2042 in this game the mini-gun on any vehicles makes me wanna bang my head because time to kill take so long, its feels like you have to hit your enemies with 10 bullets on top of this your aim have to be dead on your target and I mean dead on. While your guns can kill enemies within about 3-5 bullets. next is the explosion weapons from especially vehicles the area of effect for explosion is too small, for example if you're in a tank you pretty much have to hit your target dead on, you can kiss goodbye to splash damage. currently these two things are really annoying.

[@mattyork7625]

Yea, splash damage has always been kinda tame in BF games. They actually just nerfed the mini guns on the hovercraft and I thought they were already kinda weak before that. I think they should beef the mini guns and lower the radius of the guns instead of giving them an entire 360 degree radius. Mini guns are super powerful and would rip your limbs off in instantly. I should feel that punch.

[@emilionarcisocadenamartine1111]

Hey joe, maybe you'll never see this comment, but play bf1 again, stream it, i remember it as the last good BF

[@Wlodek1410]

We have same minds Joe. I see details where 99% trash players are happ because 4k and 60fps and that is it. I can even predict if the game will be trash after first gameplay trailer. It happend to me many times.

[@dxmthebeast3800]

Does anyone just miss the old games were you can just spawn, look for a vehicle and literally walk your character and watch the animation of them entering. Here on Hovercraft 2042, you spawn in a jet mid air... like it's fucking Ace Combat 😤

[@kyleeaton2717]

Guess what, it's not the same on console. It's way more stable on console as far as the PS5 goes. No errors, no crashes, no lags, no fps issues. There are glitches. Can't heal when downed by wall, picking spawn on map is hard to use, sometimes you can't choose anything other than the character, quick attachment system is broken for the magazine change which melees instead of changing attachment. I have not had my bullets ever intentionally miss my target, that's not a thing on console.

[@kyleeaton2717]

I'm not getting Vanguard, NO I'm done with cod for now. NO MORE. This is enough for me, I don't give a fuck about cod with this out.

[@kyleeaton2717]

I'm sorry Joe, I wish you could really have more fun with this.

[@AstaIsAMonster]

2:06:49 *OJ driving Ghost Riders badass tank while AJ and Alex witness OJ in his blaze of glory.* 😂 2:07:32 *AJ and Alex teamwork.* 💪🏽 2:08:20-2:10:16 *AJ good play and funny OJ moment.* 😂

[@gavancorrigan8813]

Dice is fucking re..stoopid alright. I don’t know how he stopped himself from going full hard-r-word!! Ha ha.

[@HempKnight2112]

this is the opposite of star wars theory crying after the Luke reveal.

[@davecrupel2817]

I knew EA would find ways to fvck this game up, and make it terrible. So, unlike a disgusting quantity of people, *I didn't buy it.* Why is that such a rare thing??

[@andresjg6]

The silence at the beginning was so funny.

[@FabioDerBali]

When is the review coming? This is taking too long fam!

[@patrickgoubert9379]

Good old rants

[@ShoteR_Omega]

Fuck man, I stopped ever since 4 cuz I like the modern or even futuristic theme better and when I finally think we have something they launch this? Damn what a disappointment...

[@SuperDoggy99]

1:00:28 ... LOL ....what timing.

[@josephwojtkowiak3555]

Hazard mode would be more interesting if the data drives would be protected by hardcore bots...

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

COD sucks, Battlefield sucks... Halo Infinite's fun, but the MP for Halo MCC has more options and whatnot. Not saying Infinite is bad, but it needs to be improved. This year fuckin sucked for gaming it feels like. My recommendation? Play some older games for a bit. Or some Indie games.

[@InFamou5Killer]

cant wait for the angry review for this game

[@christ0ph3rson70]

Battlefield declared war on COD and they destroyed themselves….Halo Infinite is just over there watching the fireworks now 😂

[@ThaTruFily]

This is true Ragdollfield! lol