Animal Control Expert Reacts to Video Game Animals (Palworld, Zoochosis & More)

[@jaryl13]

The fact he somewhat seriously assessed what you should do if you encounter a squirrel with a gun is golden. Love his humor.

[@Jamesamong007]

This guy should react to Fallout's animals like the radroaches

[@devonchafe2764]

They really dropped the ball by not having anything from fallout. Pretty mediocre video tbh

[@Gamology]

You may be surprised very soon 👀

[@tazkannon7403]

Common ​@@GamologyW

[@Iamwtfboi]

​@@GamologyW

[@doomslayer_fear]

Deathclaw??

[@alarkhar]

Would a Lovander even be considered an animal? I mean, 1) Lovanders have a fully humanoid body (upright stance, fully dexterous hands) 2) Lovanders can use tools (and do it sassily) 3) Lovanders can bake (who do you think gives them those beautiful two tier cakes they drop, the bakery at the corner?) 4) Lovanders have a decent knowledge of recreational drugs (another drop from them are the two aptly called "strange liquid" and "suspicious liquid" - that boost a pal's efficiency while taking a toll on their sanity) So, basically Lovanders are a low to middle level sapient species. Kind of like a cro-magnon man if said cro-magnon were a tall pink lizard.

[@evanulven8249]

All the Pals are sentient, and most are fully sapient and capable of both using tools and carrying out complex tasks. The Lifmunk is straight out stated to be as intelligent as the average 7 year-old child, and has a penchant for taking vengeance on those that wrong him/her.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

JOKER! NO!

[@verified_JC_Denton]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. IT'S AN ANIMAL, JOKER, YOU CAN'T!

[@Stegomite]

@@verified_JC_Denton BATMAN THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE PALS BATMAN, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!

[@verified_JC_Denton]

@@Stegomite NO, DON'T DO IT, JOKER!

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodmegu]

Expert: My favorite pal is lovander ...Aight then

[@ShadowMoon878]

Based guy

[@SteekSty]

illegal in 49 out of 50........

[@krigerx.2247]

So... let me guess that the 50th state is California? And it's legal to have s3x will animals?

[@BlackShardStudio]

Pals with benefits?

[@charlescalvinfromtriplethr9712]

Relax, I'm sure he just likes the design and that there is no other specific reason.

[@SevIbuyamaru]

Cute story, a gooseling at a Buford Dam near Lake Lanier was being attacked by one of my Shorgis & I managed to save her. I took let her sit on my hands, we found the mom, she was freaking out a little, but I stood sideways I lowered my self to one knee, & I put her gooseling down & gave the little nugget a pinch of mealworms & a pair of crickets for it's troubles. She had unusual wings tho. Not the typical colored downy (it was tortoise shell colored). So after 3 years, I was at the dam again. And she walked up to me & was being chummy. I instantly recognized her. When she honked at some nearby reeds, I saw a line of her younglings emerge all excited. So I spent the day with geese following me & chilling with the tourists & hikers. It was good times, & I enjoyed every moment of it! But yeah, geese can go Rambolambodouchebag mode in no time. But I assume each time they're guarding eggs & mates, or were startled.

[@ssfbob456]

"Oh, looks like we've got a werewolf. Yup, hope you've got a weapon on ya, we're gonna have to put this guy down." Dude has the same energy as my dad telling me I need new brake pads and I love it.

[@demongodking6681]

Crazy thing is that there's a prison in i think its in Brazil that replace there guard dogs with guard geese because there cheaper than dogs, louder than dogs, will attack any prisoner who would try to escape since they are very territorial, and actually have better vision in both day and night than dogs so ya geese make the best guard animals

[@TensyWasTaken]

Hmn ok, very nice to know 👌

[@rocbenaa1963]

Very geniouses!! 👍🏻

[@adrianzilla8720]

And Geese are way too full of Hatred to be bribed with food.

[@olg7483]

But Guard dogs can kill geese

[@WilczycaCzarownica]

In Japan army they also use (or used) geese as weapon.

[@SpiritOfSpite]

On the Lovander bit: Emus and Ostriches (a lot of birds but those two can actually cause damage) can become, let's say, "madly In love" with their handlers and sometimes won't wait for consent... So ya know, It's not completely unfounded behaviour.

[@11thDC]

I had a pair of Geese who I visit every year during the summer, and last year they brought their babies to me and the babies actually climbed on my lap and stuff, and while the mom was super chill, if I made any weird moves, the dad hissed but was otherwise chill as well.

[@culyc]

the cat in stray was a mocap of one of the staffs own cats

[@LexusLFA554]

Please bring him back, and let him look at animals from both Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor. I NEED a analysis of Oggdo Bogdo.

[@BlackShardStudio]

"I don't see a basketball around" 🤣 Man just made a Teen Wolf reference for us older folks.

[@WilczycaCzarownica]

I love it.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

2:02 actually this type of rocket launcher is called a "recoiless rifle" and has practically no recoil on the user. It does blow a massive amount of air out of the back though, but its equal force so it doesnt knock you over.

[@MichaelHernandez-rp1ny]

0:22 That squirrel became American all of a sudden.😂

[@shadydaemon4178]

Okay, so for some clarification on Stray, basically you start out in a family of stray cats, the ginger being one of them, they were exploring and whatnot, until the ginger slips and fell down a big hole, led down to a forgotten city, well it was a modern one since the outside where the cats are looks like post humanity. And the best is something that little robot gives to the cat fur this daring adventure. And if you notice the majority of the population of that city was robots, well they were like House Bots, but they gained consciousness, like humans, although those little things attack the cat are dangerous and sensitive to sunlight. So the whole city is underground and away from the sun.

[@FoxNinja4000]

*Lovanders don't give humans an option to say no and make sure the human doesn't remember the event.*

[@jesusmen6308]

Ok but,theorically,what if the human in question was down for it? Asking Purely for scientific and Research Porpouses, of course.

[@JDReC100]

​@jesusmen6308 the issue is the lovanders don't ask for consent. Doent matter if the person wants it or not, consent must be made clear to both parties.

[@jesusmen6308]

@@JDReC100 I think you didn’t get where I was coming from. Imagine one has an Captured Lovander who by default has no option but to listen,and they know pretty well what they want to do to that thing. What then?

[@LeaderoftheFates]

The thing is the Lovander won't give you the choice.

[@Gryphonzwing]

Yeah

[@CallMeKevan]

I like how you say don't have sex with a Lovander as if the person is the one making the choice in that scenario.

[@KFC_legs]

Lmao true

[@martinsear5470]

A mountain lion will hunt you for a week and half, before you realise your're dead. Perfect👍

[@tobiashagstrom4168]

I believe in RDDR2, if a bear charges at you, and you just stand your ground without fighting it, the bear will actually stop, and eventually leaves. That's one of the more interesting and nuanced implementations of animal behavior in a game, I would've been curious what he thought about that, given that it more closely deals with the question of what you should or shouldn't do if attacked by a bear, rather than the less plausible idea that you could fight the bear.

[@Allantitan]

And then you have games like Skyrim where the bears will attack you even if you try to do everything right to not make them aggressive

[@tobiashagstrom4168]

@@Allantitan Everything? I see you're not a Voice Of The Sky enjoyer. Drem Yol Lok my friend, may you find the Way Of The Voice one day.

[@artificerdrachen6908]

You'd have to be pretty brave to face zoochosis monsters with just a tranq gun, let alone do it at all and not leaving it to the Mobile Task Force

[@brucewayne33497]

Little fun/terrifying Mountain Lion fact they can make some really terrifying sounds especially if it's a female in heat and they're calling for a mate and one of the sounds they can make sounds almost exactly like a woman screaming

[@tsuaririndoku]

Expert: Please don’t make love with animals Joker: OH but Mr Experts, you see. I am JOKER!

[@SuperNerd000]

At our old house we once had a squirrel that chewed its way through our pump house's concrete foundation. We also had one crawl under a basketball hoop, get stuck, and die. Never underestimate nor overestimate a squirrel left to its own devices.

[@thebeatlesloveisallyouneed]

Actually rocket launchers are recoiless! But yeah even the recoil from that handgun would knock down and hurt that squirrel pretty badly!

[@Deadvalley200]

A squirrel with a Carl Gustaf is not something I expected to see today

[@phoenixx913]

I have in fact been bitten by a squirrel and can confirm yes it actually does hurt...a lot

[@royalrebel8380]

Definitely the best video on this channel yet!

[@xenomorph_636]

4:03 in 49 states? WHY NOT ALL 50 BRO

[@keepithumane]

Right!!!!!

[@furiouskaiser9914]

One day late to the party, and I am kinda glad noone has asked what that ONE state is.

[@pcdeltalink036]

@@furiouskaiser9914 Honestly that was my immediate question when he said 49/50. "Which one didn't outlaw it?"

[@andywap3]

I would look it up, but I don't want that in my search history.

[@xenomorph_636]

@@pcdeltalink036 id ask google but ill be put on a list if i do

[@darrylferguson3622]

4:10 lol, i love how he makes sure to be specific

[@torachikai1119]

12:02 Alita: Battle angel

[@vexile1239]

9:43 "at night they going crazy" looks at my arm yeah that checks out

[@truenatural20]

I don’t think lovanders give humans a choice. Have you seen how they chase people?

[@fdgdffdgdfg-k3f]

that giraffe is FKN SCARY omg

[@ShadowMoon878]

I was 12 when i got attacked by a rabid mongrel. It latched on my shin and won't let go even when there are two adults trying to pull him off me, so i basically used my thumb to gouged out his eye. The dog bite was so deep, i can see bone. I still have the scars from it.

[@medusathedecepticon]

That had to be horrifying Sorry to hear you went through that.

[@J.A.D.A.4709]

Neutral: Never I thought I seen another KZbin account is similar to ER Doctor’s reaction videos!🤯

[@themightywody]

"the only states where it techniquely isnt illegal is " WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEME THAT

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

rocket launchers are 'recoilless'

[@PeterRattin]

They are aren’t they?

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

@@PeterRattin I believe so yes, otherwise users would quickly find their arms torn clean off upon firing, the whole point of a recoilless weapon is that you get AT capabilities in something that doesn't need a 5 man team and possibly a horse or car to get around before taking upwards of a minute get set up and dialled in

[@PeterRattin]

@@genericscottishchannel1603 it was more of a rhetorical question/statement, but this is a very good explanation of how it works

[@TheSpacePyro]

That squirrel is now eligible for the rocket jumping club

[@BalancedEarth]

It's so funny he knew who lovander was and what they are about but he's totally new to pal world as a game lol

[@Arutax]

2:03 It's a Carl Gustaf Recoilless Rifle, so calling it a Rocket Launcher is inaccurate. Even so, normally Rocket Launchers don't really produce any Recoil in the first place, due to the open rear end allowing exhaust gasses to be vented out.

[@IceRayns]

I wish they showed him Monster Hunter but still some good games they showed

[@wagz781]

Tbf on the loveander point: they are providing ample, understandable, and quite aggressive consent.

[@leifjbj]

I have worked for my local public utility district and when the guys working the powerlines can’t identify the cause of the down line the default cause on the paperwork is a squirrel on the line.

[@Lily-ge4tm]

At 7:47, whats the game called? Its the one with the cat with the phone on its back

[@muder46]

You forgot that lovander doesn't ask for permission they only make love your consent is an afterthought

[@ninjabo0117]

2:00 fun fact rocket launchers have no recoil at least the typical generic rocket launcher you see everywhere

[@pancake9680]

Wait only 49 out of 50 stay?!

[@xxlarrytfvwxx9531]

Whoopie pies are good bait for squirrels

[@caitlynheilenman1203]

Yeah, never run from predators or even show your back to one if you can help it. Running will just jump starts their prey instincts plus most predators can run faster than any human anyway best thing to do is depending on the type of predator is back away slowly, not taking your eyes off them, try to look non-threating but not like easy prey, try to make yourself look bigger, be as loud as possible, try to put something sturdy between you and said predator if you can, or in some cases play dead, if that doesn't work and you need to fight back aim for the sensitive spots like the eyes, nose, throat or in the case of sharks the gills. And if you plan on going somewhere you know you might run into a dangerous predator, bring protective measures like bear spry, a baton, a taser, or even a gun if posable. And of cores don't be stupid and try to take a selfie with them. It's one thing to take a selfie with an animal at the zoo where the animals are in sealed enclosers and can't get to you, but you don't have that same protection in the wild more people get attacked by wild animals because they get too close to get a selfie.

[@Firestar-TV]

The Problem with Geese isn't only pecking but also their "Teeth" (I know, they aren't Teeth, but it's a good Word to describe them). Helped to take Care of a Pair of Geese for a While and even though the male was very peaceful and was letting me pet him, this completely changed when they had Chicks. He became very territorial to protect them. One important Tip for interacting with Geese: wear long and relatively thick Pants (normal Jeans are ok from my Experience but you will still feel it when they bite you). It will also take a While for them to let go once you're bitten. If I remember correctly, he did multiple Bites, but they were so fast that it took a While to escape. Also be cautious with your Fingers. It's Fun to handfeed them, but if they get you, it's guaranteed that they will make you bleed at least a little bit

[@aarroncannon1590]

I would like to see his reaction to the treatment of animals in Jurassic World Evolution 2.

[@devon8438]

1:56 rocket launcher recoil pushes you forward and is called backblast

[@WallNutBreaker524]

Real US General Plays Command and Conquer. 😂

[@gluttonyfang6674]

Do more Paleontologist and Monster Hunter World! There's too much creativity in that game to be left unnoticed and unappreciated!

[@medusathedecepticon]

Lots of useful information learned. Very much appreciated. Also any time someone mentions grizzly bears all I can think of is Jedediah Smith....

[@nukewaste]

I've run power grids for the majority of the state of Iowa, and the greater Indianapolis metro area, and i can confirm that yes, squirrels cause the majority of outages and momentary blinks. I one time had a dqjirrel take out half of a substation and shut down the entire Southeast side of the greater Des Moines, Iowa metro area- that bastard made it to Valhalla, I'm positive.

[@jordanhunter3375]

So how would you open the box trap with the interior door without getting your hand within reach of the captive animal?

[@levferno483]

I am so freaking excited for Zoochosis, bro.

[@Spindinglous_Glingle]

Would be cool to see the eternal cylinder critters because they’re pretty cool

[@shardinhand1243]

4:28 ever heard of the harkness test? look into it some time... :3

[@sayanmullick7559]

4:05 That one state:

[@BigMobe]

Of course, it would be West Virginia...

[@BlakeSmith17]

For those in Australia when it comes to spiders, a good flip-flop will do the trick or just leave it alone. Australian spiders are not friends.

[@AgentSapphire]

if you cant get a goose to stop attacking you then you can grab its neck (don't squeeze) and hold it at arms length with its feet on the ground. It might bite your arm some but it can't get to your face. Then back out of the area you think its protecting while holding on and give it a little shove and let go and get out of there. It should be spooked enough to head back to wherever it came from and it shouldn't be terribly hurt. Of course go to the doctor right away and get the bites looked at. Especially if skin is broken. You might need some shots or something. Oh, and this DOES NOT work on swans. All geese can do is honk loudly and bite you. Swans can smack and batter you with their wings and do some real damage. If you're attacked by a swan just run like hell and call for help.

[@BaloraSilviana_PrincessRuby]

Don't Worry' So Top Agent's Is On They're Away

[@p0ckiiturtle55]

3:19 as I get a fucking SeaWorld ad good lord

[@bengorbachev9875]

West Virginia, New Mexico, we need a serious talk

[@maixxxomaxel6099]

Que raro que este canal no tenga pistas de audio

[@tommyc139]

Will you plz do martial artist react to super sentai all henshin and roll call that's my special request ❤❤❤

[@WilczycaCzarownica]

The witches from The Boiling Isles would be terryfied.

[@TotallyNotAFox]

Rocket launchers like the one shown have no recoil as an equal force gets propelled out of the back as well - Newton's third law at work

[@The_ChillSkeletonwithGlasses]

We need to freaking see this man look at creatures of sonaria, please I am begging on my knees I might kms if it doesn’t happen please get this man to look at creatures of sonaria

[@wolfsaints]

What if there’s a vulture or a hawk or something like that and it injured your dog

[@smitninjagaming2325]

A parkour expert should react to rooftops and ally’s

[@deanherring3622]

You definitely need to get a person to look at subnotica

[@LuckyBilly09]

For a minute with zoonomaly I thought he’d say release 😅

[@felipehonda5570]

The Cat From Stray is a She

[@zZastik]

What’s the game with the spider giraffe? wtf was that

[@gabesimons311]

Would love to see you react to borderlands creatures hehe

[@jaredwiggins539]

2 be fair if/when the Cops get the call about a Squirrel armed with a gun they'll also probably be laughing their butts off 4 a while as well like they need that good laugh!

[@suburbantimewaster9620]

Yeah, these animals are insane.

[@aerthreepwood8021]

Oh, this sounds like a fun one.

[@hendrikchristian9096]

yeah catnip is just like cocain or weed for cats😂

[@JackRabbit002]

Wait, Who is stealing Geese!? Lol

[@bapnap6218]

Calls himself out but does he know palword isnt a state?

[@redacted-tn3tp]

You cant stop me

[@TheCasualDragon101]

Yes officer it's this one right here

[@BVidwatcher]

What was that squirrel game? Squirrel simulator?

[@Gamology]

Squirrel with a Gun. It's being released August of this year!

[@Truck_Kun_Driver]

49/51 states???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@myleswelnetz6700]

It looks like you have your work cut out for you this time.

[@henryvaughan7283]

People using stereotypes like animal patrol are, well. Monsters and will take animals away from their families for no absolute reason is just, stupid

[@ambitiouslee7981]

I think it would have been better if an Ex-slave owner reacted to Palworld's factories

[@mrexists5400]

Surprised he didn't talk about rabies with two examples of transmisable diseases that cause aggression

[@thebeatlesloveisallyouneed]

The Beatles forever ♾️

[@PentaSquares]

Oi, wdym 49 of the 50 states? Why ain't 50/50?

[@Cartoonshipper]

I love cats

[@Emerald-d7q]

Ehh I kinda adopted one two years ago so she’s actually nice

[@Emerald-d7q]

It’s a cat

[@Zeed_316]

"It's illegal to have sex with animals in _49_ of our 50 states." ...Which one? And why? Edit: Never mind. He said it immediately after.

[@thealdoc]

west virginiaaaaaa country mommaaaa

[@jordanhunter3375]

Catnip=allure of cocaine, effect of weed

[@WWGUY_YTANTIUTTP]

People will with do thing to loveander even when the animal expert say not too 👇