What Animals Could I Beat In A Fight?

[@puurplegiraffe]

Poison: Bite it, you die Venom: It bites you, you die

[@uncanny4038]

not all the time

[@yourstrulyraina]

@@uncanny4038 uh yeah that’s the definitions

[@puurplegiraffe]

@@uncanny4038 yes, die is an exaggeration but it's good to keep in mind

[@GooboobGogoboob]

But isn't Venom an alien symbiote he can basically help you to fight all of em🤔?

[@uncanny4038]

@@yourstrulyraina not all the time

[@dontthey.]

Him silently moving kangaroos from 50% to 20% after the chatter is hilarious 💀🤣

[@Rancid_mayonnasie]

20 is far far to high

[@Fugieko.]

@@Rancid_mayonnasieno it’s not they are known to kill people

[@beanphoenix]

@@Rancid_mayonnasienahh joe like 6’1 and has lifted for a while, he could easily out grapple it

[@Rancid_mayonnasie]

@@beanphoenix dude a kangeroo could disembowel joe with its feet

[@random-qj6ih]

​No. A kangaroo is fucking stomping Joe 😭​@@beanphoenix

[@Doberman_1]

This video tells me Joe has not watched casual geographic

[@xrqvic4]

i love casual geo ohemgee

[@im_m3]

He acts like an Ostrich cant Peck through your neck lmao

[@im_m3]

Also he found like, the smallest possible Kangaroo Plus they have claws, humans dont

[@im_m3]

19:45 Lets see, A bald eagle weighs up to 6.5 kg, (lets average down to 5) Bald eagle dive speed is 120km/h. If we check the amount of force that would create we would get: 1/2*5*120*120 Which equals to 2777 Joules How many Joules are needed to break a human skull? A little under 70, huh thats a lot less than 2700. Joe would immediately die if a bald eagle struck him in the head

[@Daspunk790]

What Eagle is gonna suicide dive bomb into someone and im not sure the math is that simple 😂​@@im_m3

[@ZingZing609]

The crazy thing is him putting the wild boar at 100 percent. He has no idea lol

[@eddysw8549]

And the pig. Does he not realise how big they can get??

[@dtyury]

Yeah, lots of nobles died hunting because of them in the middle ages, fully armed and equipped

[@DDRHeretiC]

Didn't the king in GOT get wrecked by a boar?

[@gregorylouis617]

@@DDRHeretiC Yup...Boars are nasty little things, they kill humans more than what one would believe they could because people see a picture and say "oh hairy pig'...

[@zoevillarreal2402]

KZbin asked me how your comment made me feel

[@shadw7090]

Bro thinks he’s Hercules 😭

[@bridgetfornengo8785]

Fr

[@karicrouse2931]

I’m sorry for correcting you but do you mean Heracles

[@midwayfx]

@@karicrouse2931 you know heracles is the greek name and hercules is the roman name right?

[@trvnthch]

@@karicrouse2931her-cyoo-leez, herrah-cleese, huh

[@DefinitelyLebronJames]

@@karicrouse2931it’s a hero from Greek mythology😂

[@willtedford6511]

“My odds are better against a wildebeest than a zebra” is crazy

[@Combatgoblin83]

Yep, 0.01% to 0.011% 😂

[@ZoroIsGone]

cow being 0% and bulldogs, hyena and wolves being 25%

[@rustcohle9267]

@@ZoroIsGone 25% hyena? Its 0%

[@chaseallison9063]

@@rustcohle9267real he doesn’t know the bite force of a hyena straight through your bones 😭

[@Gypsydanger390]

@@chaseallison9063fr a single bite from a hyena would severe your arm

[@joefather2463]

Orangutan being lower than 0% is insane. They could tear people apart out of curiosity.

[@CasualCat64]

The people weren’t Joe

[@WalterWhite_3665]

@@CasualCat64 it doesn't matter you give joe a machete and he would get absolutly bodied by an orangutan

[@c0ltz450]

​@CasualCat64 yeah Joe can take it. Even though they are almost as brutal as gorilla's.

[@BeyondBasic2]

There has never been a documented attack by sn orangutan in the wild Like ever. And in captivity there were still very few attacks and the injuries weren't bad. You may be thinking of chimps

[@joefather2463]

@@BeyondBasic2 Ok? Theyre naturally not aggressive toward humans but that is not what this video is about. Theyre 5+ times stronger than humans, and documented fights with them has not ended up with the human winning

[@Thebettergeorge]

33:58 it won a war against the Australian military, and the Australian military called it better, stronger, and faster than a tank. The emus took multiple bullets and still ran at full speed.

[@BigBdog69]

I would bet my life he would destroy a emu please tell me how an emu could kill plz tell me

[@CasualCat64]

He can still beat it bird bones are vulnerable to blunt attacks like kicks and punches if he breaks a limb which isn’t hard it’s over.

[@InsincereMotives]

@@BigBdog69 can kill a person through evisceration if it corners them and kicks with its big three-toed feet. The toe claws of emus are capable of inflicting serious injuries or even death under the right conditions. Reports of injuries from encounters with emus in Australia and other parts of the world are not uncommon, particularly in wild-animal parks, emu farms, and zoos. Emus can dash away at nearly 50 km (30 miles) per hour and kick with their powerful legs when threatened. I think Joe could probably take one but that is how an emu would kill. Now if it were a cassowary Joe is dead as hell.

[@EeveetoUmbreon25]

@@BigBdog69 one kick to your gut would have its foot coming out of your back

[@ogku808s]

The Australian military is backwards and incompetent. No shocker there. I think Joe should’ve moved it to 50 but emus are not in the weight and brute force class to match a human

[@boomguycalledbobthatbooms]

Brother. An orangutan will tear your face apart. Literally. They aim for the nose, ears and all non fatal areas to cause the most pain before they kill you. Thats with most apes too. They are scary bro.

[@hondaaccord1399]

Only an ape knows how to cause the most pain against an ape 😂

[@COVID-19_Crab]

Isn't that chimps?

[@1000g2g3g4g800999]

@@COVID-19_Crab I'm pretty sure any great ape, including humans can. Kind of irrelevant citing an injury inflicted on someone by their pet they had no intention of harming in a fight. Also, I don't know where this stuff about apes being so savage and brutal is coming from, Gorillas and Orangutans aren't known for being nearly as mean as chimps, though they are stronger. Also, chimps aren't even stronger than humans, it's an old myth that needs to die, their pulling strength with their arms is stronger relative to their size, but because they're smaller it evens out. They also have good grip strength. In every other respect strength with their arms or legs would be measured, they are completely outclassed.

[@JustSeb825825_p4ssw0rd]

@@COVID-19_Crabyes, this is with chimps. that being said tho joe would die to an orangutan more than likely.

[@Zozz-tw9vn]

@@COVID-19_Crabmost apes fight like each other

[@fatjoker2970]

Nobody talking about him dismissing the boar so quickly, but a lot of the time boars manage to kill or at least greatly injure prepared armed men. His ass is not beating a boar once in a hundred times with his bare hands 💀💀

[@LuckyKlvrSyx]

Nah I saw him do it

[@ZappaSheik]

I've seen a man kill a grown boar with his bare hands, just to save his 2 sons. It was horrific and at the same time proof that a father is unstoppable when it comes to his children.

[@ironiccookies2320]

It's not 0% but it's not 100%. A lot of people in the Medieval in full armor died to wild boars during hunts

[@joedirty1478]

Hell no boar bare handed no chance how strong does he think he is lmao

[@M4J1N.]

Nah he is, boars suck easy win for him

[@Phantomxvz]

even though he put it at 0%, if anyone were to try and fight a bear it'd be Joe out of sheer confidence

[@Plonst]

According to Joe it helps if it's hairless

[@Phantomxvz]

@@Plonst I mean it’d make it harder to like grab on to it

[@printguap]

@@Phantomxvzsay pause or else your gay 🏳️‍🌈

[@mehb0ss73]

No

[@uncanny4038]

@@mehb0ss73yes he would

[@larryandfuzz]

16:30 I just want to mention the difference between a moose and a deer to just show how strong a moose actually is. What i mean by that is that if there was a deer on the road, its safer to hit it than to try and dodge it, however if a moose is on the road, its safer to dodge it, as driving into a moose has been described as “driving into a brick wall.”

[@technorl_tt]

You have a better survival chance if you get hit with a fat man (atomic bomb) than if you hit a moose going like 80 mph

[@IdFk-l9v]

Joe said this in the video but yes exactly

[@requiemsonyoutube]

@@technorl_ttLOL

[@beluga5845]

Not the Chat screaming *GYATTTT!!* while joe Flexing💀 Edit: Holy didnt realize this comment would blow up

[@Scriptfrbruh]

fr

[@Plutopongovideos]

This new generation is f**ed

[@pelkiutrolis4451]

When it was i only edged 🤫

[@mehb0ss73]

Shut up

[@peterthomson1989]

can you blame them?

[@alihandroalessandro4533]

Joe putting a baboon in the 100% category is crazy

[@hondaaccord1399]

Literally unless an ape is a half or quarter your height, it's slaughtering you

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

Baboons are very small tho compared to other apes and the only thing going for them is their intimidating teeth. But most primates like chimpanzees would absolutely destroy him or most humans in a fight

[@Misomoyi]

Joe is being a bit too confident 💀

[@pantsoiler28]

joe acting like he wouldn't tear every animal to shreds for the whole video🙏🙏

[@Plutopongovideos]

The bear would tear him open

[@TurmoilTheThird]

The crocodile would rip his limbs off

[@lightlingzooma-69]

Kangaroos have sharp claws so if you strangle it, it can rip your hands

[@Plutopongovideos]

Joe could toss a goose away

[@ToxicTiger_Tx4]

@@lightlingzooma-69 He underestimated kangaroos, they are way stronger than a human is. Not only can their kicks break your fucking ribb cage open, they also can strike you with their tail.

[@rayraygames13]

Not Joe mounting the ostrich like a lynel 💀

[@Joploppy]

Ostrich is a 0 too. Those things are psychos

[@drk166]

ostrich's can sometimes kill lions, joe is not winning 💀

[@technorl_tt]

@@drk166cap

[@Buttermilks-b7q]

@@technorl_tt it’s true in Australia I’ve seen ostriches kill a lion, they are very powerful animals and there ain’t no way he’s winning

[@nilaaplayzyt]

​@Condorkeysyou just gotta scare the ostrich and if you do(not unlikely), then he'll just put his head into the ground and stay there while u can kill it

[@doomguy3358]

I can’t stop thinking of how Joe would have a goofy ass family guy fight with these animals

[@ECTEclipse]

Hello! Australian here about the kangaroos. I would say if you fought a kangaroo it would be a 50/50 because kangaroos don't enjoy murdering creatures bigger than itself. Unless your fighting a fully grown male (2m tall) the kangaroo is probably going to stay away from you because you appear larger. If it's a fight to the death, you're probably gonna get a 20/80 chance. Kangaroos tails are so strong they can stay up on top of them to kick. Their legs are strong enough to get you on the ground in one kick, and their claws are sharp enough to rip apart your skin in one slash. It really depends what kind of kangaroo you're fighting. If you're fighting fully grown males then you have about a 0% survival chance (to the death). If it's average sized you'd have a 20% and if it's small you'd probably get off with a solid 75. Male kangaroos are very deadly, and are extremely intimidating.

[@ccccccc4546]

Yea because he’d win against a female kangaroo

[@ECTEclipse]

@@ccccccc4546 Well he was talking about fully grown males for all the other animals. Why not kangaroos?

[@beanphoenix]

the kangaroo realistically isnt taking a clean hook

[@random-qj6ih]

​@@ccccccc4546Female Kangaroos are tiny. They're like 80 pounds 😂

[@Supercooolguy]

Putting mark and a silverback gorilla in the same category is just not right😭

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[@someguy2819]

Agreed. Mark is far more powerful than a silverback gorilla.

[@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09]

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[@NolanRohloff]

Bros self confidence is crazy he’s not beating 99% of the animals on the list he just bases his chances on weight nothing more

[@krys7643]

I wouldn’t say 99% although he’s not beating an eagle, orangutan, wildebeest, and a kangaroo

[@poojathapa4940]

Bro forgot that kangaroos have claws that can rip through concrete.

[@Combatgoblin83]

They also forget they’re 7ft tall and built like powerlifters 😂

[@SAKI_dose_stuff]

Apparently if u hit a kangaroo with a car it'll do more damage to the car than the kangaroo

[@1000g2g3g4g800999]

@@SAKI_dose_stuff The car will get wrecked, the Kangaroo will die.

[@Tryingtosub4kpeople]

They can kick so unbelievably hard he never rlly mentioned that

[@dylantrashmint8379]

I think the mark Zuckerberg one just represents humans.

[@floatingcantaloupe]

hey! the person who made the tier list here. Mark represents the lizard family.

[@empyr1al838]

🤓

[@LeoLau-jw7ji]

nononononono he's mark MARK Mark Zuckerberg has raised internet eyebrows after revealing he has taken part in an intensive challenge in which he ran a mile, completed 100 pull-ups, 200 press-ups and 300 squats, before running a further mile, all while wearing a 9kg weighted vest.

[@buddybrick]

​@@LeoLau-jw7jihe also won many grappling taurnament. Local tournament ofcaurce

[@sam_the_dusty4156]

he represents skinwalkers

[@UuGgCc]

Joe stop just looking at weight and height u gotta look up how many people they've injured or killed and their bite force. Sorry u have no chance against a hyena or emu😭🙏🏼💀

[@ChickenNugget-nv2cg]

what nah hed def have a chance against an emu. hyena nah but emu ya fs

[@drphilsranch6782]

@@ChickenNugget-nv2cg, Emus are basically modern day dinosaurs. He has no chance.

[@hondaaccord1399]

​@@ChickenNugget-nv2cg Emus couldn't be beaten by three men with a jeep and a machine gun

[@fuerstmetternich1997]

Hyena no chance cause it fights all the time but Emu? What is a long necked bird gonna do? Peck? Ok and then when its neck is grabbed and crushed? Or if you kick its legs?

[@UuGgCc]

@@fuerstmetternich1997 u do know how strong emus necks and legs are right?😭

[@Philllllllllllllllllll]

The way he kept circling back to fucking up the kangaroo had me crying

[@meowmeow-gc5nv]

Man only took like 2 years to do this, man was edging us 🙏💀

[@Daspankyfish]

Bro what!?💀

[@Fleetstreetbestone]

no way bro thats rad af my guy!!!!!

[@andrewjones4774]

“Edging” 😭😭☠️☠️☠️😐😐🤔👁️👄👁️

[@kayleeknight9930]

The only animals Joe could possibly beat is the animals Val. Bet he’s going to use this tier list as a way to gloat

[@alessandraperez3081]

what gloat💀

[@IlIA8lTIll.]

@@alessandraperez3081English?

[@0P09PQ]

joe was just too focused on the weight class

[@LethalByChoice]

@@0P09PQ He doesn't realize weight isn't everything when an animal has laws and a wild instinct.

[@JA6XN]

2:28 everyone in chat started saying *”GYATT”* 💀💀💀💀

[@stoopid.ideeit]

I was on the stream, I was one of them 😭🙏

[@joedoe1637]

It ok I did it to 😂😂😂

[@escanor1794]

21:15 I know a person who went on a one-person trip and met a wolf. He did not have his weapon because he was in the tent and fought with the wolf. He lost an eye and his face was cut into pieces, but in the end he killed the wolf.

[@NitrogenVM]

it was a sigma wolf (literally)

[@adamamar5100]

I won but at what cost

[@LethalByChoice]

Bet you it was a small wolf that he could ragdoll. Any wolf over 100 pounds is GOING to kill you if you have no weapons. You have no chance of winning.

[@NA-zz4ug]

Most zookeepers prefer going into a lion cage to feed them than a zebra.

[@bryerc5785]

17:00 fun fact, mose eyes dont reflect light so u cant see them on the road at night thats why so many people hit them and die

[@CadenBrewer-v4q]

This video was actually one of my favorites great job Joe

[@Kasaivfxx]

Bro has a 0 % chance against an bald eagle coming at you at 99 mph💀

[@Gort_the_surf1123]

You wouldn't stand a chance in a hand-to-hand fight with an eagle. Eagles are powerful birds with sharp talons and beaks designed for hunting. Their grip strength is immense, and their agility in the air far surpasses anything a human can achieve. Even if you managed to grab an eagle, it would likely slash or peck you with its beak before you could overpower it.

[@xN0XvRVLEZx]

@@Gort_the_surf1123u can just shatter its bones with ur grip alone

[@externish]

​@@Gort_the_surf1123dude their like 1/3 the size of humans

[@scienceisthetruth5927]

​@@Bigbob508 Are you serious dude? Break all the bones in your body in one hit? Eagles are not pragrene falcons,they do not divebomb and if the eagle even tried that, the thing that would be heard from impact would be a splash and the eagle turned unrecognizable even if the human is severely injured afterwards (always depending on the point of contact ofc). At the end of the day,as long as you keep both if your hands in front of your face the eagle can't do anything.

[@Bro-dot-]

@@Gort_the_surf1123 You say birds are designed for hunting forgetting humans are literally the top animal at hunting.

[@vksorkz8256]

20:14 Joe is fighting the ender dragon irl💀💀

[@randomperson4410]

The one animal he could actually defeat and he puts a damn cheetah up on his non survivable 😭😭

[@_Gam3r]

joe: ladybug 0% chance also joe: wolf, hyena, snake, ostrich, kangaroo 20% chance

[@simohayha4152]

those Kangaroos can quite literally disembowel with a single kick

[@CasualCat64]

Ez parry intelligence diff

[@JacqueBibblequip]

One goober acc rolled a 1 and got 1 shotted

[@Bane520]

Not a single kick. They can be dangerous sure but the "average joe" could fuck them up. Their legs are the only real issue, and I can't imagine they're that hard to outmaneuver. I don't know why people are so heavily overestimating kangaroos.

[@cloudyskies9897]

@@Bane520bluds delusional

[@Bane520]

@@cloudyskies9897 How?

[@dillonbradbury4991]

Guys.. giraffes kill lions all the time by stomping them to death. You have 0 chance 😂

[@mohamedabsiye2634]

A pack of lions could kill a giraffe

[@VachoMachoMan]

@@mohamedabsiye2634can you fight off a pack of lions

[@nateroo1486]

it's funnier to me that he thinks he can wipe the floor with a wild boar and a baboon but put a manatee (what he thought was a beluga) in "i die 100%" lol

[@troytueller9992]

Joes number one route to killing something is to “jump on its back”

[@user-sy2gh6vm8v]

35:58 a Wildebeest at 20%? Do you know how strong they are, they kill big cats and many other carnivores. That’s an instant 0%

[@Taost.]

same with hyena and zebra

[@CasualCat64]

20 is fair all it takes is a lucky stick shot which is exactly what 20% is

[@Mr_Chili05]

⁠@@CasualCat64no a single lucky stick shot is hurting a wildebeast they would fuck you up

[@user-sy2gh6vm8v]

@@CasualCat64 yeah but even 20% is a stretch, maybe like 5%

[@CasualCat64]

@@user-sy2gh6vm8v I’d say 5% is an average teens chances with an average adult male fairing a little better at 10% assuming they both have weapons to puncture skin. Joe is 2x that of the average man strength wise.

[@krimsonspider]

Now do "Which horror villains could I beat in a fight"

[@ZANNERZAVITZ]

Joe: im gonna be rubbing his neck, im gonna be chokin it

[@doomsday24]

"MMMMM OHH YEAAAH"

[@camrobischon4369]

The image i've painted in my head of Joe hopping on an ostrich and giving it an indian burn is fucking hilarious

[@ArtyPping]

"he is probably thinking about other girls" him:

[@jonnyisbarretta]

You’re getting destroyed by an orangutan

[@tannercarr1335]

bear back-shots is crazy

[@stoopid.ideeit]

Fr but what’s with the timestamp?

[@fttchris7932]

Joe always lookin mad cute bro 😭

[@yazsc]

wild

[@emma6648]

@@yazschow

[@MaryGrace2326]

This video is the epitome of a breakfast bagel while being hungover

[@LiamIc_y]

A Joe vid a day keeps the depression away even tho I’m late…

[@dwoods3244]

You guys think Joe still thinks he could beam an eagle dive bombing him with a rock? He’s still not easily beating an eagle tbh. Joe really think he’s a baseball pitcher and could snipe an eagle dive bombing at him with a small rock with ease.

[@RhonePitini-ql7pw]

100% Joe is built different

[@benradey379]

Def not sniping it out of the sky but definitely beating it once you get a hold of it.

[@YHWHsam]

It’s 14 pounds he’s winning at least 75% of the time

[@EeveetoUmbreon25]

I give human vs eagle a 50/50, if the eagle is smart it dive bombs while using its talons to tear me apart. If its stupid, it will most likely launch a frontal assault by clawing at my face with its claws while flapping its wings, at which point as long as you tank the damage from the claws, you should be able to get a hold of the bird and end it. But depends on the bird, if it does bird things you gotta get lucky or die

[@nilaaplayzyt]

​@@EeveetoUmbreon25as if i couldnt weave that mf thats comming from miles away

[@J6ZX]

i love you joe but you should follow your merch’s advice and think for yourself; kangaroos most definitely do *not* drown dogs for fun, they are known to lead pursuing predators into nearby water if available and drown them in it as a defence mechanism. the idea they go around drowning dogs specifically and that any of it is for fun is untrue, they simply use water to defend themselves if it seems the most viable option to them at the time.

[@Bane520]

They're also not as impossibly strong as people think. Just look at threads of people asking which would win, human or kangaroo, the replies are insane.

[@J6ZX]

@@Bane520 yeah, i mean it’s understandable since most people aren’t exactly looking at how animals hold up in a fight, obviously kangaroos are great boxers, but they’re definitely more realistically beatable then a bloody ostrich

[@sane1125]

chimp at 0 but orangutan at 20 is crazy

[@3van27]

Both are 0 tbh

[@CheeseburberOfficial]

11:28 "Honestly. hear me out. Get up on it's back..."- Joe Bart, April 21, 2024

[@mininggypsy499]

“I’m likely more intelligent than these animals” is wild😂😂

[@Mogsillq]

Joe is not killing a wolf 😭

[@LethalByChoice]

He's literally not. The vast majority with no weapons are NOT killing a wolf. Joe's friend who said he could kill two wolves with his bare hands is an idiot. Wolves can weigh up to 120-150 pounds and there's wolves in Alaska that can weigh more than that. Their bite force can go up to 1000 to 1500 psi. There is a very good reason why there's breeds of dogs that are literally bred to kill wolves because the majority of dog species cannot 1v1 a wolf and win, they will get their shit rocked for multiple reasons. Inferior muscular strength, smaller teeth, weaker jaw muscles, weaker fighting instinct, etc. Joe's friend is not killing *one* wolf let alone *two.* Joe is 100% dead.

[@user-zz7zh7yv3t]

Depends on the species of wolf There are wolves which are quiet small and some others get much larger

[@LethalByChoice]

@@user-zz7zh7yv3t Apparently KZbin deleted my comment but I was saying a wolf around 100 pounds or larger Joe is not beating and his friend is delusional for saying he could take on one wolf let alone two. Small wolves sure but if we're talking wolves from canada or alaska which can weigh well over 100 pounds up to 175lbs yeah no Joe is not beating them in a fight.

[@Mogsillq]

@@user-zz7zh7yv3t Joe gets killed his bench is 250 wich is ok but I bench 335 do muy Thai and I even I think I’m getting killed

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

Grey wolf probably no but even then it’s maybe I’m not sure.

[@ii_erika2052]

I’ve seen elementary schoolers fight better than those kangaroos 💀

[@ernestdominguez9320]

This guy put boar at 100%. I'd say he's lucky if he even survives an encounter with one lol.

[@NikoGartelos]

Yeah Joe probably would have a tough time with one

[@PowerScale-y1r]

Bro was thinking of the small species

[@ChainBreakingMenace]

Just imagining Joe fighting a shark on land. Yknow just casually pulling up a chair sitting down, putting on some music.

[@addie211]

I love the story’s that go along with all this

[@TSH3890]

Spider Crabs are super overpowered. They are Durable enough to survive pressure strong enough to crush the titanic in half a second. It also has the claws that can rip right through bones. 0% No luck can help you survive against this monstrosity

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

I think the biggest problem is to survive their environment

[@TSH3890]

@@Melvin-nt9xu well even if it was in a fair environment where both of them can survive. The crab would just crack open his skull

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

@@TSH3890 Spider crabs are generally not dangerous to humans. They are large and can be intimidating due to their size and appearance, but they are not aggressive towards people. Their primary defense mechanism is to retreat rather than to attack. In their natural habitat, they usually keep to themselves and avoid contact with humans. - Chat GPT

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

@@TSH3890 I also asked what kind of injury their claws would cause to a hand. The responds: If a spider crab were to pinch a hand, it could cause minor injuries such as bruising, pinching, or scratches. The claws might cause some pain and discomfort, and in more severe cases, they could break the skin or cause a small laceration. However, their claws are not typically strong enough to cause serious or deep injuries.

[@videogames7032]

bruh you not hitting an eagle with a rock when it's dive bombing you xD

[@AvarFPS]

Eagles don't dive bomb and if it did then it would immediately pass out or die

[@marcelomelo9977]

Only falcons, which are commically small, do that and even then once an eagle comes close it's game over from there

[@videogames7032]

​@@marcelomelo9977 lol, I've seen bald eagles fish, and not to mention they also dive bomb while mating

[@videogames7032]

@@AvarFPS lol, I've seen bald eagles fish, and not to mention they also dive bomb while mating

[@AvarFPS]

@@videogames7032 that would be suicide if they hit a human

[@ghostlyhell500]

33:50 Hey, don't judge an emu, we lost a war to them....

[@Elnidax]

The scary thing about giraffes isn’t their necks, they trample lions. Joe would get trampled in seconds lol

[@nerf.miner1]

Nah the Tasmanian tiger wild kratts episode went hard

[@CrimsonKOSER]

Kangaroos buff asf in you just haven’t seen the right pictures

[@stealthy1017]

Vegan Teacher is not gonna like this one

[@utoobr8786]

bro😭

[@Gokublack-r4d]

WE GETTING THE VEGAN TEACHER ANGRY WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@Mammals511]

The fact that you think you have 20% chance against the zebra in a camel is wild though. In real life with no weapon around you. I give it a little bit less than 20. 😂😂

[@almac9203]

A zerbra can break a lions jaw with a kick so if it connects it is over. I would put the chances at zero. Most of these fights are zero.

[@therent7161]

Joe bart is the goat of streamers 🐐

[@MatthewDiaz-uh2ob]

Under one century gang 👇

[@GodVR1800]

The vegan teacher be like😱😱

[@Yodelii]

This guy is beyond delusional 😂 almost every single animal he named would kill him 100 percent of the time

[@Bro-dot-]

Such as?

[@Yodelii]

@@Bro-dot- i already said pretty much every single one so I’m not going to explain each animal it’s faster if you tell me what animals you you think you can kill with your hands and I’ll explain why you are wrong even animals that don’t seem deadly like a zebra can kill a lion by kicking it in the head humans are apex predators because we are smart enough to create weapons and have the biological dexterity to use them effectively without using weapons you are helpless against wild animals that all have natural weapons and defences built into their body if this isn’t obvious to you then you are also delusional when it comes to wild animals

[@Bro-dot-]

@@Yodelii Firstly one of humans greatest weapon is our ability to throw things precisely with high force, super early hominids didn’t rely on weapons for most of hunting but could daze an animal with even non-sharpened rocks. Not to mention our ability to grab and manoeuvre which most animals are incapable of doing, excellent at running away and are more dexterous than us but in conflict different story. Any animals, even I could beat most would be vastly every birds besides maybe an eagle but certainly not 0%, almost all the animals around the size of a house cat/common dog. Yes most animals would mess us up, hurt us, scratch us, bite us but are you ignoring the impact of a concussive direct blow to the head or our knowledge on exploiting their weakness? Humans were apex predators for far more reasons than tools, our bodies stamina is like no other either, survive long enough and half these animals lose their energy and we beat them to death like old hunters did.

[@Yodelii]

@@Bro-dot- yeah our biology and intelligence enables use items in our environment like rocks rocks and our biology allows us to throw them accurately that is what I just said 🤦‍♂️ you are proving my point we rely on using weapons to do damage because we have no natural physical biological weapons like claws fangs venom etc.we have no armour we aren’t very fast we aren’t very strong we are smart we can use weapons effectively like throwing a rock accurately for example and we have the ability to sweat and can run for long distances longer than a lot of animals how does any of that help you kill a orangutan with your bare hands they have 200 pound grip strength and are seven times stronger than you etc. or a wolf that has a mouth full of sharp teeth and bite strong enough to crush the bones of an elk we are talking about bare hands so being able to throw things is irrelevant if you believe you have any chance of killing these with your bare hands you are truly delusional

[@ccccccc4546]

Idk why people get so over confident when talking about fighting animals. LMAO like dude you’re not winning against a wolf. Humans are actually weak as hell without weapons. We’d probably be prey if we weren’t so intelligent over all the other animals.

[@jacksonlee21]

ngl joe i thought you were 5’2 till you said you were 6’1 🤝 love this concept i imagine myself in fights with wild animals all the time

[@johnhilbert9130]

nah the wolf one is valid, there was a big ass german shepherd coming at me and i flipped that mf

[@johnhilbert9130]

..and with large dogs as long as u try to keep ur arteries safe and stay up off the floor you will most likely be able to concuss the dog i would get a rock in this situation so ye

[@Skyypixelgamer]

True but wolves tend to be bigger than German shepherds especially the North American ones.

[@lilminty3067]

@@johnhilbert9130dawg you not beating no wolf. a wolf would punk a german shepherd. these kids need to stay off the internet

[@blabla-fw9ix]

@@lilminty3067 A lot of people are delusional here including the guy that made the video . Wolves can reach 75 kg of mass , have such a strong bite that they can break your bones . Maybe a guy like Brian Shaw has a chance but for most men fighting a wolf is a death sentence .

[@ccccccc4546]

I don’t think you understand how huge wolves are compared to even the largest dog breed. Even their teeth and claws are larger. You would not flip a wolf.

[@ilyyCREA]

doing a push up for every like this gets 😂😢

[@majimagaming5139]

Like bait

[@mr_kos287]

ur ass wont do a single one 😂😢

[@Cybrsp6]

Wtf is a push up?

[@mr_kos287]

@@Cybrsp6 when you push upwards or smth

[@rumpope]

@Cybrsp6 it’s where you put one hand on the ground then put your other hand like a foot to the right and then stretch your back fully out and put your feet in in the same way as your hands and then push up and then push down to like have a foot above the ground.

[@veganator2683]

Bro thinks he can kill a zebra with his bare hands when a fucking lion struggles to do so...

[@JDT0801]

I’m going straight for the eyes on every single one of em😂

[@SeifEldeen-r7p]

That still wouldn't help against any of the 20% and the 0%

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

@@SeifEldeen-r7pit would definitely help against the shark but you probably lose a leg or life C:

[@NithinJune]

ostriches run 40mph 😭😭

[@Ben_MC5]

Day 5 of telling Joe he’s so cute

[@killjoy1564]

Actually true

[@57_Striker_editz]

He has a gf

[@killjoy1564]

@@57_Striker_editz so? That means nothing

[@JuicedaGOAT-u7n]

7:25 L take

[@serenitygunter-fq3xw]

Yo.. i think the octopus is you're twin Joe.. no way!!

[@Tenkyu-ud6km]

24:59 a sea lion once grabed a biologist and drowned them, they are smart af an have insane force in the water

[@elijahmorse7755]

One of the more reasonable animal vs videos I’ve seen. Bro underestimated the eagle though, look up a video of them fighting black bears.

[@viking6917]

Boars will absolutely murder you though. We have a fence on the Danish German border solely to keep wild boars out of Denmark because they kill so many people going for strolls in the forest. And the african variant obliterates lions by the way.

[@stevenclark5173]

Black bears are cowards that usually run away.

[@Meme_Capybara]

Nah, id win

[@yiiyo]

0 views in 3 years bro fell off hard

[@MyPetRockDied555]

Fr

[@fernandez9775]

Saw the thumbnail and appreciate that we men just universally agree that we CAN defeat a Lion in a fist fight

[@michealsanders743]

I can't believe I watched this whole video but it was freaking hilarious a lil bit delusional but mostly more realistic any man would think lmao

[@christopherjohnson1414]

i havent laughed like this in a while . thank you . too many moments to even mention one . quite an imagination .

[@rupeshchhantyal8996]

Bruh underestimating Kangaroo 😂

[@user4hq]

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

[@uniqu3usern4m3]

Crazy thing is that kangaroos use their arms to hold their enemies and then kick hard and dig their claws into whatever they're fighting, so you'll most likely get disemboweled

[@SorryThisUserIsTaken]

Fly high joe, we will all remember you🕊️

[@UphillBridge]

Not the chat saying stage hazard off on the crab 💀💀😭

[@Combatgoblin83]

My man; you would run from a determined house cat 😂

[@CoreyAnderson-yx3kq]

Ostrage: Run's to joe to fight him Joe being a jacked guy with a chizled jawline: Ehh idk if i could do it

[@bodhigoldblatt4317]

There was a pit bull that killed a pack of wolves by itself

[@TheProphetShia]

I’m actually crying from laughter 😭😭😂

[@sushitVA]

This is the most man video Joe has ever made 😭

[@fbiagent3998]

Some extra information on the wolf: a wolf's bite force is 1,200 psi on average. For comparison, a pitbull's is around 200-300 psi and grizzly bear has around 1,160 psi.

[@Melvin-nt9xu]

Psi doesn’t mean much like hyena has stronger bite force than a lion. But does it tho? Just search up Tasmanian devil bite force.