Animal Crossing but drink

[@phoenix117]

"it tasted like hot water" *"UNTIL IT DIDN'T"* pretty much the entire drinking update

[@Nova-_-]

update 2.18+, Brewster now serves alcohol

[@nametheocmaker]

@@Nova-_- 2.21+ update

[@mangomage33]

@@nametheocmaker depends on the region, international releases and their localizations are weird like that

[@thecpg980]

​@@mangomage33 I hear some lucky fools get alcohol in update 2.14+

[@lazy_doormat3076]

⁠@@thecpg980What?! Now way...

[@GhostKitten69]

Kapp'n is in fact a sweet, loving husband and a very nice dad. He sings songs about how much he loves his wife and daughter

[@TheWiseDoge]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *Dies of wholesomeness*

[@stevenandersen6989]

Then why did he leave?

[@rubub8455]

@@stevenandersen6989 boats are more important for that sigma grind 😤😤

[@raffyoli]

@@stevenandersen6989 hes gotta make a livin for his family somehow

[@GhostKitten69]

@@stevenandersen6989 a man can love his family AND the sea

[@Plasma476]

“Hey Brewster, I actually hate coffee” Brewster: *W I I E R R O R N O I S E*

[@chalkwarrior5542]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5qshWCXqc2aq6s what THIS?

[@Plasma476]

@@chalkwarrior5542 yes. *that*

[@joanaortiz1631]

The next morning Isabelle is like: "Good morning, everyone. Now for todays announcements, failure, our island representative, has been taken into custody by the authorities for attempted kidnapping and attempted murder against local coffee barista Brewster. He had been sent to look for the pigeon by Blathers. 'I only told him to find him and propose he open a coffee shop in the museum', said the owl after being interrogated by the police."

[@jadaw644]

Now, more about this show I caught on television...

[@TheSufferG]

Why does that sound like an actual news story?

[@ethanwarman3243]

In other news, Brewster is favourite to replace failure as island representative with 79% of the votes

[@tomnovy3476]

what a failure (pun kinda intended)

[@joanaortiz1631]

@@ethanwarman3243 What about the other 21%? Which villagers make it up?

[@fizziestofpops]

horrified to see how fail reacts when he finds out we can finally cook sea bass and try them for their sins against animal crossing kind

[@blakksheep736]

I was there for Fyrus' reaction. It was great.

[@ladynoname3621]

Same I already did it

[@kirara4953]

It's gonna evolve from C+ to C#

[@Youhadabadday2021]

Wait what you can cook the sea bass now?

[@blakksheep736]

@@Youhadabadday2021 yes

[@MitoNova583]

It only took a year for Denny's to add coffee to their all-day breakfast menu!

[@YepThatsAScrub]

Cant wait till they start paying their employees

[@EliteTelescopeREAL]

XD

[@leer2064]

@@YepThatsAScrub they wont

[@Car27Racer]

Good. I'm gonna need coffee. "Hey when should I go to Denny's? I hear they have great coffee." "Yeah, it's the best. Just don't mind the dead bodies being watered to be brought back to life." "Alrigh-wait what"

[@Auphio]

lol true

[@Anastas1786]

Kapp'n's not "the bad cop". He's your old, "retired" bounty hunting partner, the one who nonetheless eagerly _jumps_ at the opportunity for "one last job". "Ye magnificent bastard, I be in!"

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

The way Brewster looked straight into the camera as Failboat sniffed him made me wheeze lol

[@BigWesProductions]

He broke the fourth wall and was disappointed at chat LMAO

[@justafan9206]

@@BigWesProductions yep.

[@pkmnnerd9014]

On that day, no one ever saw the Brewster again. There were rumors that there were bloodstains on a window but the villagers never payed any mind to the chicken fried steak they had on the 2,4,6,8 value menu that afternoon

[@fairyhaven13]

Chicken fried steak is fried and breaded beef steak so I wouldn't pay attention either lol

[@_____________a_a]

@@fairyhaven13 also I’m pretty sure Brewster’s a pigeon.

[@mrmeme1950]

@@_____________a_a The smaller the bird the bigger the taste

[@DanHengGlazer]

*hol up-*

[@wummydragon2103]

“Animal crossing is suddenly better” It IS brilliant that you kidnap some guy to work in the local cafe

[@emoxhermit8230]

I gotta just *adore* being there for both Failboat streams and Failboat videos - seeing the absolute relaxed yet chaotic nature of his ideas, only to see them again, in fruition, because god we can't have a FB video without someone hitting a glass panel. Failboat, you're a god of editing, but even moreso? A god at putting paper to canvas to my laptop and making me cackle every step of the way.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off all the time! Bye bye noa

[@EszGotYa]

I literally couldn’t have said it better.

[@sweetsongtalks]

Misread FB as Facebook instead of Failboat lol

[@ramihearts]

@@sweetsongtalks same

[@gummywurm]

I was there on the stream the PURE AMOUNT of money donated to make him drink coffee was so immense it was so chaotic omg

[@Gsrsesgs]

Hehe chug

[@gummywurm]

@@Gsrsesgs hahaha

[@chatboulon743]

People will pay to see someone suffer. Lol

[@gummywurm]

@@chatboulon743 that's the truth

[@galaxyaura5721]

Is there a way i find the stream? Because I want to watch the whole stream instead of small clips

[@ThatBaldGamer]

Lmao, nice making use of the new first person camera with the FPS scene! That's big brain and loved it!

[@prestonthemetapod1484]

Didn't expect to see you here

[@ThatBaldGamer]

@@prestonthemetapod1484 hello! :P

[@tacitgamingfanREAL]

Ayy! It’s that bald gamer! Fancy seeing you here!

[@EszGotYa]

He should’ve put in Doom music instead

[@TheFunniestYoutuber]

Daniel Failboat: "I actually don't like coffee" Brewster: Shocked pikachu face

[@SpookiSandwich]

Me: **fishes so I can cook new food DIY's** Everyone else exploring the fish area in the museum: 7:56

[@veronicasilva8601]

I feel it would be more like 7:40

[@matthewboire6843]

@@veronicasilva8601 yea

[@nerdicperson6235]

When Dan took the sip of some expresso, you can see his thoughts in 3 steps; 1. "Here goes nothing." 2. "Hm. Maybe this isnt so bad." 3. *A A A A A A A A A* EDIT: How the hell this got 639 likes after 3 days?? EDIT#2: 9 days, and 723 likes?? Thank you so much! EDIT#3: i come back after 2 months and you guys have gotten my comment to *828 LIKES???*

[@charlydance1777]

IF THIS GETS TO SIXTYNINE LIKES I SAY THE FUNNY NUMBA

[@neutralnarration1463]

espresso

[@nerdicperson6235]

@@charlydance1777 well, after 3 days, its on 639 likes apparently, so we got the 2 correct numbers for ya--

[@nerdicperson6235]

@@neutralnarration1463 sorry, my English isnt the greatest, im not a native speaker

[@Scatterbrained_and_Lost]

Make it 640

[@elliot._.119]

3:53 The progression of emotions **sips espresso** “Maybe this isn’t so bad” “……” “AAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@matthewboire6843]

AAAAAA

[@gogglescoroika]

Imagine just a full on full sized guardian coming to the Cafe and like Half of the room is destroyed and it's just sitting menacingly in the chair drinking a little glass of coffee. They have to add the guardian I wanna see it so bad now

[@rubub8455]

"You're gonna ask me to hunt him down, like an ANIMAL?" whos gonna tell him

[@Cerowoba]

I love the fact that this was the first stream that I was apart of.

[@Tabby_PW]

Same here!

[@mcmuffin1236]

Me too !

[@Chronas264]

not Same

[@carressafrost1469]

This was the first stream I had commented on, but not the first on I had watched.

[@omni-odyssy7881]

Sadly couldn't because it was late and I had school the next morning lol

[@dagny524]

Isabelle: "...and right now on Denny's-" *𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐩* "...guess Brewster's back." god I love these videos

[@mistyLmistake]

"you wake up" "After so long you finally wake up again" "That can only mean one thing..." "I mean, what else could it mean , except that there is a new update to ANIMAL CROSSING" "But you are tasked to hunt a literal owl to make you coffee" I am disappoint in you smh my head

[@Lo0ny_T0ons]

Pidgin- not owl

[@mistyLmistake]

eh, same thing

[@liviwaslost]

@@Lo0ny_T0ons pigeon.

[@eden5708]

When the word needed him most, he returned

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

🙏Brewster our beloved

[@BeanieMario9907]

Word 😀👍

[@quickslate28]

“He’s probably just a really nice dad” Does he know more about the series than he claims to? Also yeah nice is one way to describe it (this is coming from a female player, old fans know what’s up)

[@quickslate28]

@UCMvJ_gcWmFlC1FirixMJ9Vw yeah and that’s just City Folk. In New Leaf he does that while driving you to the Island that he lives on with his wife and daughter. He says similar things to male players too in New Leaf but the wiki uses the terms “sporty” and “strong” for male and “beautiful” and “attractive” for female.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I was confused why you mentioned that you where female, that was until I remembered what he sang in new leaf

[@acnak1208]

7:53 why did that make me laugh uncontrollably for a good minute when I first saw it? Edit: if your confused on witch bit, it’s the “I hate coffee” bit.

[@nicolasscarfo1721]

It feels good to suffer in AC again

[@Chronas264]

Did he change the title?

[@nicolasscarfo1721]

@@Chronas264 he sure did

[@pikanachuster4032]

I’m so upset I missed this but gosh the video was so funny. Also I absolutely lost it at the FPS part both times when it appeared. Gosh, never change boss P.S. I’m very much the same as you when it comes to coffee. I don’t think I would have managed the expresso and I appreciate your commitment to the bit omg

[@somescottishlassie891]

Ah yes one of birds great weaknesses, glass. I love that opening xD

[@iKnowaNoah]

The image of Fail's absolutely devastated and grimacing face with "bitter." sitting right next to him is amazing

[@DabKingOwO]

I watched this live, and it's still as funny and beautiful as the first time lmfao 😭

[@olivebwu7285]

My mum drinks coffee straight without cream or sugar so I relate to anyone who’s stuck with nothing but espresso

[@WillyOrWillyNot]

1:10 "Hey, Brewster! You, uhh, ever heard of clay pigeons? I personally find them overrated. I personally prefer the real ones." 😂😂😂

[@Zhariri]

Someone : *roasts the Annoying kid* Me and everyone else at the barbecue : 7:40

[@gamerletter1986]

Well y’know what they say, If you want the espresso then you gotta give Brewster THE SHOT!

[@Nooby.]

The thumbnail changes are like an emotional rollercoaster.

[@vvirtualecho6938]

the way he described finding brewster is like fighting a boss and getting him as a playable character.

[@ellienugent2000]

3:20 Daisy Mae: "HUH?! OH, Hellllooooooohhhh Failboat howlyan'd doin' ?! I haven't seen you seen since the Great Wall Crash of 1999 also *lol* "

[@kane-wp7oj]

Bruh the way he chugged the espresso was scary. Also who ever put wilbur soot in this stream has my hand in marriage

[@chaihill1837]

When Nintendo decided to add a first-person perspective to this game, they had to know what was going to happen.

[@gavinisback]

They probably thought the same thing when adding custom designs.

[@karenaugustyniak4925]

Half the video: finding Brewster The other half of the video: COFFEE

[@grenindraw6947]

I remember seeing the update come out early, i was like "wait WHAT NONO AAAAAA"

[@BryanZuniga-xk4ye]

0:09 “There’s no hole in the wall.” -Failboat 2021

[@zigazav1]

Correction Failboat, Gyroid are not dead bodies, they are based on the Haniwa, which are clay figures that were buried WITH the dead in Japan long ago. Some Haniwa were made to look like the person that they were buried with, of the look they had when they were alive, as some people believed that the Haniwa were to become the body of the dead person they were buried with, while in the afterlife. So, in respect for the person, they did their best to craft the clay figure to look as close to as the deceased person as possible so they would not be upset for having a body they do not want to have, in the afterlife

[@danterodriguez03]

"I want your strongest coffee" it's just the acnh and irl equivalent of "potion seller, I require your strongest potions" "you wouldn't survive my strongest potions"

[@eice5077]

The hunting part is something I never knew I needed

[@Lila_Sky]

Failboat wearing a jaymoji shirt is the level of friendship I want 😭

[@bgamer5124]

The Failboat documentary: Failboat liked coffee, *until he didn't*

[@XerxesTexasToast]

God, Failboat is the KING of silly bits. Housing crash, then back to the gun bit, then casually makes an investment quip right back at Daisy Mae it's so SEAMLESS. Top-notch jokes and editing

[@poew2908]

7:55 destroyed me lmao

[@Pancakeonapan]

0:02 Brewster tried to crash into Isabelle and Tom nooks office but unfortunately failed

[@mrjoetato7866]

7:53 failboat never fails to make me laugh

[@cdbb_01]

failure crying abt how strong an espresso is has me in tears

[@marcelinechan]

Brewster hitting the window was gold

[@ramenotter]

4:59 As someone who doesn’t like strong coffee, *I felt that*

[@matthewboire6843]

It’s, fine. *barfs*

[@lilytheechidna6564]

6:09 HE'S DRINKING THE CHAT

[@cherryberry9023]

Probably just as bitter lol

[@RandomGuy-xr6ll]

Failboats beard looks like something that one family member of your family that you never seen in your entire life in family reunion, and I love it

[@smugbowkid9919]

1:15 damn new animal crossing update looks awesome!

[@myaltaccount4438]

Okay but Daniel's reaction to the coffee is really well timed with the animal crossing drinking sound effects.

[@ellienugent2000]

8:08 Uh no you're gonna make it beautiful in a weird and wonderful way especially as the reactions tho OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CloudyClaudia]

If the apocalypse ever starts blame Brewster.

[@LeafyTheFox]

0:52 HE WAS DOING TAX FRAUD, THAT'S WHY HE FLED THE COUNTRY Dang it Brewster... Your Safe, for now...

[@fabulousfangirl1154]

Me if someone wants to cause chaos in any situation : 0:13

[@wakspacific6928]

0:14 I didn't expect a Thomas reference but ok

[@kawaiikitty7465]

S.N.I.F.F: Smell nothing in Failboats Fridge

[@Squilly4]

That fisheye lense will NEVER get old lmao

[@khrisbro]

7:53 "Uh, Brewster? I actually hate coffee." *stares into my soul*

[@scottstone4762]

it is Wednesday my dudes 7:17

[@froggofood2307]

Daniel’s taste in coffee is the equivalent of Michael Scott’s milk and sugar “coffee” from The Office

[@hhaylin_]

Those first person camera bits were so hilarious BAHAHA Love it, keep up the hilarious work, it honestly made my day!

[@ellienugent2000]

3:27 Daisy Rn: *"OH NO! HERE WE GO AGAIN! ..."*

[@sarahdrawsfunny]

When I tell you I clicked so fast, I love these crackhead videos.

[@YesImRealGreen]

Your two jokes with the Fish eye lens with brewster are quality.

[@TentaCole]

AAAAAAAAAnimal Crossing, but now we can all become interested in this game again!

[@CobaltPerseverance154]

The Angry Bird line had me nearly crying laughing for some reason!

[@jacksonreed4519]

This man will not sleep for the next 2 weeks after all that coffee.

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

I’ve never seen someone react so violently to coffee, but y’know I understand it, I like some coffees but most just feel nauseating, so sometimes I just drink because I need it, not because I want it

[@McRattyRat]

2:23 there’s a gyroid on Brewster’s pocket

[@benlundberg3811]

5:56 Dan: See? It's perfectly fine. One sip later: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

[@judethegermandude]

2:50 FNAF lore in a nutshell

[@reagansido5823]

Carmen :hanging out in a calm space like this.... Failboat: MY FACE IS GOING NUMB HELP ME MY BODY IS SHUTING DOWN!

[@ufoludDziad]

whenever anybody comes on failboat'd island, they feel a new emotion that is a never ending circle of agony

[@Kahlan824]

7:53 I've been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

5:47 *"CHUG"*

[@mlgdoge12343]

50 bucks

[@tomodaphne]

Failboat: (dying) Brewster: *but that’s none of my business*

[@lintea_]

0:39 my brain processed that as “seduce the npc”

[@matthewboire6843]

Depends on the npc

[@niblitsbopski6586]

" I coward at the dunkachino has got to be one of the best lines in fail boat history.

[@daamazingfireman5566]

Failboat, a viewer from Fyrus’ stream last night, just gonna tell you that part of your community is sort of rude to other content creators. If you could express that on your next video/stream, that’d be great.

[@Lo0ny_T0ons]

To be honest I find that this community is toxic

[@Idk-kz2fk]

@@Lo0ny_T0ons yeah, there’s the chill people, and then those people… I’ll just say they take things a ‘bit’ far

[@cheesepufss]

7:57 It’s beautiful… I’ve been laughing at this for five hours now.

[@shimmerswiftie22]

Failboat: WE KILLED BREWSTER Also Failboat: *casually plays victory miitopia music like nothing violent happened*

[@KaiViper013]

Failboat: $5 for a sip 5:47 Fail: Uh oh

[@lordshadowxc8956]

ANIMAL CROSSING but we get a replacement for blathers

[@froggo_gamer1767]

I was in the stream and I just saw the chat screaming DRUNKBOAT and I was so confused until Dan said “I’m running on 3 hours of sleep aNd A cOupLe oF aLcHoLic bEvEragES” One of the best things I’ve heard in my life. Also your videos are great and make my day, thanks for being you Dan!

[@lotto5498]

Espresso? More like Depresso, Daniel was immediately taken aback when I stopped that cup of stuff.

[@Spleen.s]

Failboat: "hey Brewster, I actually hate coffee." Brewster: 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@beetle2_]

I like how Brewster is just on a island of dead bodies. Either he’s trying to find his dead mother and pray that she’s alright In heaven, or he’s trying to burry the accidental deaths of villagers he’s caused.

[@ApolloAnimationsYT]

7:54 The funniest part in the video this actually made me laugh HARD

[@MadmanBuck]

You have to stay up to get work done so you decide the hunt-down Brewster and force him to make you coffee Animal Crossing but you're drunk on coffee!!!

[@-nutella_is_a_girl-5070]

"hey brewster.. i uhh. *i actually dont like coffee" brewster: *i see you have chosen... d e a t h.*

[@Hazel_973]

3:54 (Coffee theme plays) "Failboat screaming after 2 seconds of it playing"

[@jocey.4672]

5:13 THE HEAD WHIP I CANT