Koalas: When Stupidity is a Survival Strategy

High up in the trees of Australia lives an animal that consumes so many toxins that it has few natural predators. The Koala.
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Created by Dylan Dubeau
Written, Directed, Shot and Produced by: Dylan Dubeau
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Examining the nature of the beast.

[@animalogic]

Thanks for watching everyone. Get up close and personal with Koalas in Nature: Spy in the Wild 2. The show premieres and streams Wednesdays, April 29 - May 20 at 8 p.m. on PBS (check local listings), pbs.org/spyinthewild and the PBS Video app. It's such a good show, you'll love it.

[@nope7389]

helo me love your youtube!!!

[@johnnyatkins6062]

Please do a video on our Drop Bears next!

[@cbohnstedt4477]

Y'all should totally do an April Fools episode about drop bears.

[@final_catalyst]

sadly can't stream/watch in Canada

[@madcatlover7554]

130m tall trees? The tallest tree in Australia is Eucalyptus regnans also known as mountain ash which grows to between 70 and 115m according to Wikipedia

[@gdayriz]

"they'll simply give up and starve to death" me when there's one inconvenience in my life

[@Garbagejuicewaterfall]

Don’t be a giver upper!

[@monsterhunterdude5448]

I thought you were gonna say "Me when I have nothing in the fridge"

[@gdayriz]

@@monsterhunterdude5448 also true. also me when there are guests and i can't go to the kitchen.

[@mr.x2567]

Russia wants to know your location

[@Vince084]

Hahahahhaha

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

"I'm dumb and i don't care, because i'm too dumb to care" - Koala Socrates

[@analcommando1124]

Why bother caring if you have no need or get no benefit from it?

[@jamemule5326]

Clever comment

[@undrtddrmzmedia3331]

You mean Kolocrates

[@ChetnaMishra0315]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dr_SatishKasturi]

😂😂😂

[@honeybeeproductions5263]

"When stupidity is a survival strategy" Looks like I'm going to live forever

[@hellomate6079]

Watch a movie named "Idiocracy"

[@nelsonthibeau4480]

@@hellomate6079 why? it plays live daily 😂

[@kaenderguru894]

until your tree runs out of leafs :D

[@ungrateful-66]

Same here!

[@hwhshebshehshcbd8360]

Cardi b must be immortal

[@ZeroKiller93]

McDonald's:"Sorry sir, the ice cream machine is down." Me: Gives up and starves to death

[@dontknow8835]

Tree: evolves to have poisonous plants not to get eaten Koalas: eats it anyway

[@monsef1994]

Koalas: eats moms poo Tree: wait, that's illegal

[@VJETRA]

Koalas : I can evolve too mdfk.

[@whereDoCarrotsComeFrom]

"do you really think you are the only one who can play this game?"

[@lil_weasel219]

toxicc

[@mew.shroom]

Chilli peppers: Develop fire-tasting compounds Humans: Yum, I like *torture*

[@didosauce6008]

Animalogic: praises koalas for their special stomachs Tierzoo: LOW TIER *T R A S H*

[@mrnorthz9373]

Maybe they can use the toxins for a venomous bite?

[@camramaster]

@@mrnorthz9373 nope. No venom glands. The players are just so stoned on eucaliptus leaves.

[@catherinevo6060]

@@mrnorthz9373 nope

[@cavvieira]

They're both right, though.

[@rickymallory4365]

When you’re new and you don’t understand stat allocation yet.

[@RSProduxx]

Mom Koala: "Son, whatcha wanna do with your life?" Koala Jr.: "Just chillin" Mom Koala: "I´m so proud of you..."

[@PraneethJujhavarapu]

And mom be like "eat my pap"

[@damilolaowolabi6716]

Wish that was my mum 🙄

[@gamewarrior666]

Then you have to eat her poo

[@zekek3777]

*Mom Koala poops* Mom Koala: Dinners ready!

[@techtac388]

@@PraneethJujhavarapu did u saw that vedio 😂😂 me too came here by seeing there

[@twilliams2558]

2 more fun facts: 1. Koalas are so dumb, if you remove leaves from the tree they normally eat from to feed them, they won’t recognise it as food because it’s not attached to the tree 2. their mating call sounds like a boat engine starting up

[@mypiang]

they wont recognize it because usually the ones not on the tree are less nutritious and not worth eating so its a survival instinct

[@griffionwyvrus9063]

Sloth: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle would be legendary.

[@justinpatterson5291]

A week, just throwing 3 punches.

[@iAsked900]

3 days to just finish the sentence

[@petergray2712]

Battle of True Facts: 1. Koalas starve to death when they run out of their favorite Eucalyptus leaves. 2. Sloths starve to death when temperatures get too cold. Cold temperatures cause their gut bacteria to shut down, inhibiting digestion.

[@spectre2891]

Sloth's nasty smell is enough to win victories

[@shiperobin]

Sloth: fight me you fluffy little b!tch! Koala: eh, I'm sleepy. Sloth: 💤

[@myeahonline]

“Chill attitude, cuddly appearance, and tiny, tiny brain.” Holy crap I’m a koala.

[@bryanstark1930]

You forgot the stupidity part.

[@anson2389]

@@bryanstark1930 the irony

[@lungibaba6443]

No you're not

[@paulgoogol2652]

When you are smart enough to realize that you are a koala you can't be a koala.

[@matthieudeloget8998]

Yeah right, you forgot to shrink your brain

[@appleWhisky43]

Koala got the 'Cute for human' perk and became allied to human players

[@rudygon426]

Well even if we tried to eat them they’re poisonous

[@appleWhisky43]

@@rudygon426 actually cooked Koala meat is edible as the meat isn't too toxic and most are gone when cooked. Only problem is that Koala meat ain't tasty

[@relazar]

That’s a recent survival strategy. Before we used to kill cute things and turn them into hats and coats.

[@Mynipplesmychoice]

Not anymore. Finding out how dumb they are, eattingvl their mothers turd and the sounds they make I want them off the protected species list. They are no longer adorable to me. And if its anot adorable it should die. That's a important wisdom nugget for u.

[@Mynipplesmychoice]

relazar adorable animals are this earth's most important resource. If we get invaded by aliens that's the resource they'll try to extract

[@jad1079]

"Once they've eaten all the leaves they like, they'll give up and starve to death." Wasn't expecting that.

[@Miraihi]

Koalas have spent all their evolution points on weed.

[@ChrisCaramia]

"Dave's not here, man!"

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

@@ChrisCaramia "just add in Karen. Wait."

[@mickheaton4609]

What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you... C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

[@grantrussell8288]

thats what I call Koalaty

[@slevinchannel7589]

AKA THE AMERICAN WAY.

[@mstelios4259]

Koalas: Eat for 2 hours, sleep for 22 hours Humans: Eat for 15 mins, work for 8 hours, worry about their miserable lives for 8 hours, sleep for 8 hours. Who's the dumb dumb?

[@Ainslaurent]

This is more than just a day...*NaH tHaT's FiNe!¡*

[@ferdinandpelayo9648]

Hoomans

[@mstelios4259]

@KARINA ELLIOTT Who says you can't eat while doing other stuff smartass?

[@Ainslaurent]

@@mstelios4259 she did not said anything about eating while doing other stuff all she said was the figure of time since 24 hours is equivalent of 1 day

[@allewis4008]

Evolve to eat a plant nobody else wants, become super cute so humans fight my battles for me, sleep all day enjoying my life -Koala

[@reeseseater12]

It is a miracle that Koalas are still around from an evolutionary standpoint. They're dumb, their teeth get worn out, they will starve to death, they sleep so much....I mean, their stupidity is somehow their greatest tool for survival. It is truly amazing

[@bengal4047]

They're a decent example of 'failing upwards'

[@zeff8820]

Every species has their own unique survival

[@moucoi2377]

Dumb luck.

[@carlosandleon]

not to mention the first koalas probably were just stupid because they were just high all the time from the eucalyptus and the subsequent generations just evolved the smooth brains later, but all just equally high

[@democracydignityhumanrights]

Carlos Leon so the highest ones survived.

[@itszenbaby]

Koalas have always been my favourite animal because they’re kinda chill and useless, yet they have managed to survive all these years.

[@educatorofneedy5756]

Same goes for you

[@Noyojo001]

Useless?

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@educatorofneedy5756 and you. And every human. We’re all useless in our own ways.

[@narne3330]

How the fu*k they are useless? They don't need to be useful for us, they don't give a crap about you and your needs or opinions, that's why they are better than you ever been 😊

[@user-kv9qc3wl7i]

The title should’ve been “ Canadian roasting Koalas for 13 minutes straight “

[@K19-t3y]

😂

[@AnInsideJoke]

Not as much as the wildfires did though. ...*Runs away*

[@antifascist1]

@@AnInsideJoke eyyooooo

[@iamtoxic4663]

@@AnInsideJoke lit hahahaha

[@mohamedlaqin]

@@AnInsideJoke darkdank

[@JRS3540]

Considering how little energy they get from their food, I wonder how a Koala would react to a shot of espresso.

[@guss6469]

Or a bump of cocaine

[@DanielPereira-ey9nt]

They would mist likely die

[@crisptomato9495]

Heart attack bruh

[@wardy6224]

Instant combustion

[@CleopatraKing]

@@wardy6224 ... *FOOM*

[@NathanTarantlawriter]

"Dad, the other animals say we're stupid!" "Shut up son and eat this shit."

[@ritahorvath8207]

🐨 Koalas are smart ❣ 🐨

[@vafixer8885]

Exactly what was said on my 7th birthday in McDonalds.

[@eviltwin906]

Lpl

[@whoozworldizthis4221]

Wow as an Aussie I didn't know that they tasted bad to predators which must have helped them thrive. Great video!

[@maxiculture]

Someone saying it on KZbin doesn't make it true.

[@ssk58607]

@@maxiculture oh yeah genius,eating toxic food for years makes wonders for their skin and make them delicious to eat for other predators.

[@maxiculture]

@@ssk58607 I'm not a genius. I am an Australian zoologist.

[@totallynotditto1573]

@@maxiculture someone saying it on KZbin doesn't make it true

[@snehasishmondal2K16]

Who's eating koala?

[@tatsusama3192]

When I was younger I always wanted to visit Australia. Then I saw a spider eat a bird. . . No

[@DavidMr.]

Tatsusama yeahhhhh.... nooooooooope

[@iironhide6209]

Dont go to south america either

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Now your kindly smile won't be the last thing a poor bird will see... think of the birds!

[@SlickSkuddy]

Love that last part... No.

[@daddysatan9154]

Everyone bad mouths australia for its dangerous animals but everything here literally bolts if it sees or hears you. Otherwise they just vibe. America scares me more with its wolves, bears, cougars, coyotes and the people wielding guns

[@athirahrobi6034]

Koala is the living manifestation of 'Life is not a competition'.

[@laaaliiiluuu]

But competition can be fun if done correctly

[@freedomseedplanter5987]

They will be extinct soon enough

[@strandkorbst9643]

Nah incorrect, they won the competition by doing the most crazy shit: eating toxic leaves

[@freedomseedplanter5987]

@@strandkorbst9643 they are going extinct.... Soooooo did they really win?

[@strandkorbst9643]

@@freedomseedplanter5987 they wouldn't if humans were not causing it

[@TarunMusicTv]

They are like the pandas of the southern hemisphere. Cute, cuddly, and depending on only one tree for their entire diet.

[@chanbricks4461]

No one said they were

[@krkrbbr]

except pandas can and would eat meat when starved

[@zurainshah2035]

Except panda's don't know how to mate...

[@fiberpoet6250]

Zurain Shah pandas do know how to mate but they rather eat bamboo. It’s not uncommon for males to dismount before ejaculation to go eat bamboo

[@awakeningtovacuity8372]

I think bamboo is actually grass.

[@Savyy_ahmad]

My psychology teacher hates Koalas so much. He gave us an entire PowerPoint presentation of why. IT WAS 30 MINUTES and titled " The general public is wrong about their adoration of Koalas"

[@guccimane8398]

Can you give us some reasons why he hated them????

[@leylamemmedova4289]

I am interested too.

[@brigidtheirish]

To me, they seem less 'chill' and more 'stoned out of their minds.' Turns out, they don't have much of a mind to be stoned out of.

[@ritahorvath8207]

🐨 Koalas are smart ❣ 🐨

[@gamebond6248]

@@ritahorvath8207 smarter than you that's for sure.

[@xXMaxterMineXx]

*Spider:* _jumps_ *Girl:* _laughter_ And that's how you know, an Australian is behind the camera.

[@akuljamwal3085]

You MUST NOT let your guard down in Australia

[@nacidoparaestorbar7148]

@Kaeden Sim we are taking about Australia. Everything is venomous there

[@seanmatthewking]

@Kaeden Sim we are talking about Australia. There’s always something venomous on you.

[@beancurdicecream]

lol it looked like that was a huntsman spider, so pretty much harmless guys. they’re actually better to have around the house bc they eat other annoying insects and actual venomous spiders. like free pest control haha

[@mrpineapples4752]

Kowala runs out of food: *WELP GUESS ILL JUST DIE*

[@kdinhawk1274]

pls "koala"

[@Pandalka]

"who cares, we all die at some point" *Koala has gone offline.*

[@krissteel4074]

The ones in my area prefer to eat the red gum, tallow wood and swamp mahogany of the eucalyptus species of trees, but I've had a couple in my backyard that will also eat mango and Melaleuca trees. Mostly when they get kicked out of their mother's territory they go wandering off to find their own and will basically eat whatever's edible along the way. So I don't think they die from lack of food at least where I am

[@Liontamer972]

I think the award for "stupidity" in the animal kingdom could also be contested by the mola mola sunfish. Useless but unstoppable.

[@testing-je7yz]

"When stupidity is a survival strategy" Sounds like the workplace 👀

[@adj789]

what? that's a CD ROM? I thought it was a cup holder

[@akumaking1]

And politics.

[@akumaking1]

@Morgan Wensel that's the backstory of Idiocracy

[@Jonny-hm3iz]

@ 1st off: no 2nd: no!

@@Jonny-hm3iz 1: Yes 2 Yes!

[@ligit2758]

Now some might say, "Wow, what a useless animal. I struggle to find an animal that can accomplish less in it's lifetime. How the hell has nature allowed this thing to continue existing?!" To counter that, I praise the Koala. These absolute madlads have evolved to create the most worry-free life imaginable. Extremely little natural dangers, one food diet, and 22 hours of sleep. Sounds like heaven to the average student, am I right?

[@SquirrelThis]

Totes, only thing standing in the way of there perfect plan is yet again... Man 🤦🏼‍♀️ Humans are the BIGGEST party poopers 😆 ahhhhh sadly.

[@benjib7667]

Truly enviable; if I could just give up on life 'cause I couldn't get my favorite food, life sure wouldn't be a problem for me. XD

[@gabrieltm9000]

Na bro I get bored of doing nothing I gotta stay productive

[@lai8544]

GabrielTM I think more and more people are starting to realize that now in quarantine. However, as an average student preparing for exams I’ll say it does sound like heaven for sure!

[@lordbuddybear]

I know it's a joke, but sometimes I wonder why people go to university 😅

[@caiopatric]

guts of steel and the smoothest brains.

[@sparkplug8763]

guts of steel and brains of weed

[@blue-lf1po]

My idol

[@ZinfinityX]

This is femenism in a nutshell. Don't produce anything tangeable and raise their young on literal feces

[@gabrielpinhal8325]

@@ZinfinityX this is what happens to your brain when you blindly hate something. Don't be like this guy, study on what something is instead of blindly hating on it

[@Goliath1337]

@@ZinfinityX You have the smoothest brain of all

[@darylcheshire1618]

When they recline in the fork of a branch it looks like they are watching TV and you can imagine you hear the pffft of a beer can being opened.

[@benjaminfarias9169]

Koalas are like your granddad or that one old uncle that always chain smokes and has a severe drinking problem and for some reason is always healthy.

[@giovannivelasquez6065]

*alive

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Nobody: Koala: you know what, im gonna spend hundreds of years spending my evolution points on being dumber

[@Julian-pw5mv]

Yeah, its small brain time

[@MrJiggerG]

At least the Koala has a goal, unlike stupid humans

[@zacharysolano6375]

story of my life

[@HarbingerFR4654]

Atleast he has a goal unlike me spending my life under a rock

[@Thulgore]

20% of Americans should be upset with your post.

[@watchdealer11]

Animalogic makes quarentine so much easier

[@cjallen9230]

True

[@anzeiru5871]

True

[@SagaciousDjinn]

So do tacos. Edit. Also hammocks. Both at the same time is a bonus.

[@insectosinsect49]

Not mine because my led is broken my creen is purple and green is black

[@theholyspirit4780]

No Cap 🧢 🧢🧢🧢🧢

[@rook6591]

"I'm dumb cause I dont care, and I dont care cause I am dumb. Its a vicious cycle."

[@minun5]

The nature pickiest eaters, so picky, their brain shrank because of it.

[@arb3562]

Lesson:Dont be too picky???

[@scienceuser99]

Oof vegans

[@slevinchannel7589]

AKA THE AMERICAN WAY.

[@shizukagozen777]

@@scienceuser99 Hahaha

[@shizukagozen777]

@@slevinchannel7589 *OOF*

[@sonicdoesfrontflips]

"Being a dumb-dumb means you have to eat less" Koala: "She's walking right below us, mates... now's our chance"

[@NurseSnow2U]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisgould101]

If I was a koala, I'd position myself in the top of the tree then try aim at my friends below as I poo-dump on them walking by then I will pretend like it wasn't me

[@prashantkumarchoudhary6124]

@@chrisgould101 wow :)

[@thinkinyblinko6666]

Look out for drop bears!

[@you1027]

They're really lucky they register as cute to us. That's gotta be their most valuable adaptation

[@GilbyMinaj]

Sooo cute 🥰

[@chewcacachewpipi8879]

Not to Australians. We HATE the Koala.

[@fern7306]

@@chewcacachewpipi8879 why?

[@chewcacachewpipi8879]

@@fern7306 Because they're a nuisance.

[@fern7306]

@@chewcacachewpipi8879 how?

[@katherineg9396]

Sleeping 22 hours a day? Sounds like the life for me. Koalas sound like sloths: a poor diet causing low energy, not too bright. At least sloths go to the ground to poop! Danielle, I love Animalogic, and I love your art work too.

[@nyan2317]

"Best known for its chill attitude, cuddly appearance, and teeny tiny brain" Eyo chill with that, don't bad-mouth my guy up in the trees like that.

[@bswtsp21]

But they doooooo. And their brains are smooth.

[@Jascosaurus]

But they stupid

[@ophelias4172]

@@Jascosaurus But so damn cute. I'll take cute and stupid over clever any day! Besides the fact that they don't need to be smart as they don't have a lot of preditors to deal with so being smart probably isn't a high priority.

[@jimmytran5971]

Best known for syphilis

[@sephikong8323]

I am sorry to tell you that Koalas are low tier trash that wasted everything they had on eating low level loot. Avoid choosing one as your main at all costs, thank you

[@ceriuslawliet8766]

Koala be like: to become the poison, you must first *consume* the poison.

[@lalam2890]

Lol 😂

[@gerardparker4220]

Most interesting fact: Mother koalas feed their babies crap.

[@melvinjansen2338]

I feel like Koalas at some point in history got bullied into some trees nobody wanted so they had to make do with what they had.

[@rajiv8sp]

Nom nom poop I love to eat

[@PopcornCone]

They feed their kids crap and then the koalas get chlamydia

[@turtleinashirt]

Say it slowly: fecal pap

[@p.a.r.c1694]

3:47

[@Chicagoartist708]

When I die I wanna come back as a Koloa…everything and everybody just leave me alone 😂

[@dominicmanester8125]

Forgot to mention that Koalas tiny peanut brains are also smooth, making them even less intelligent than their tiny sized brains would suggest. Extinction seems inevitable for Koalas though, they live on highly flammable trees (Bark falls to create perfect tinder and they release literal fireballs when they get too hot.) in one of the hottest places on earth and are way too dumb to ever be able to avoid a forest fire effectively if they even notice that the trees are on fire in the first place... During a fire, many koalas really resemble the "This is fine" meme.

[@amehak1922]

All species go extinct eventually regardless of the intelligence level or stupidity. We will too some day.

[@dominicmanester8125]

@@amehak1922 Nothing is for certain, living fossils exist for this reason. I think if any species on earth has a chance of outliving the planet itself, it would be humans.

[@amehak1922]

@@dominicmanester8125 "living fossils" doesn't negate my point. 99% of all species have gone extinct. Earth will last another 5 BILLION years. Dinosaurs lasted 160 million years. Trilobites lasted about 200 million. Earth is supposed to be habitable for another billion years. After that the plate tectonics will shut down, which also shuts the magnetic field. I highly doubt humans will last a million years, let alone one billion or 5 billion.

[@dominicmanester8125]

@@amehak1922 The thing those species didn't have that humans do is the ability to go into space. That is the absolute best chance any species could have of outliving the planet. Will it happen? Nothing is for certain, we may well accidentally or intentionally destroy ourselves before that happens.

[@amehak1922]

@@dominicmanester8125 a million years is a long time, a billion years is a thousand times longer. Even if we succeed colonizing Mars, we'd be living in habitats, I highly doubt humans will ever be able to terraform Mars to ever be like Earth.

[@joserojo6873]

"Being a dumb dumb means you have to eat less" lol unlike humans🤣😂

[@NightcorEDM]

U mean Americans

[@needsbeer]

That explains my meager appetite.

[@cadebowman4582]

Nightcor EDM i think every country has some dumb dumbs lol

[@janlanser648]

Nightcor EDM stupidity isn’t specific to American

[@ParagonGoetia]

@@janlanser648 You're right it spreads through out all of America. That's the name of a continent, not a country. North Americans, those are more like Canadians. The USA is not America

[@shadowki5687]

Koalas evolving to eat something more beneficial: nahhh Koalas evolving to eating a toxic and non-nutritional leaf: yeeeaaaaahhhh

[@insectbite1714]

They were bullied into a trre

[@rifqiaji5031]

22 hours a day sleep, no hard working, no predator, no hussle just eating and mating. Aaah what a wonderful life

[@zacharymoss2994]

Last time I was this early, Australia was still part of pangaea and marsupials had not yet evolved.

[@JessmanChicken86]

what was the Triassic like?

[@Jollofmuncher2000]

@@JessmanChicken86 lets just say, its very plain if you know what i mean

[@kdvr766]

Here take my like🤣

[@bjgurung4199]

U

[@artistsukh1127]

Ok boomer

[@johnroberts7185]

Koalas are one of those animals that I'm shocked haven't gone extinct yet.

[@spectralquill1810]

Yeah but I really hope they won't though.

[@v_wibowo]

And panda too

[@susballmapping9521]

Muhammad Vakollad Wibowo animals with bear in there name are either really powerful or really weak

[@kjohnson954]

@@spectralquill1810 what chance to they have as human continue to take away their natural ecosystems? In the not to distant future the only ones alive will probably be housed in zoos

[@SquirrelThis]

It's actually a pretty smart plan evolutionarily speaking, no competition for food or housing sources, no natural predators because their diet makes them unpalatable. They just didn't count on Man. 🤪 although to be fair, most life on this planet has been largely unprepared for our species 😆 sigh... poor bastards.

[@nmuire246]

They're unsettling . They look like animatronic characters from an 80s film... only they're actually alive. Sleep eludes me

[@albatross4920]

They're real life ewoks 🐨👽

[@fermintenava5911]

@@albatross4920 More like Joda - I mean, look at their hands!

[@benny_lemon5123]

*catatonic furry gremlins*

[@racookster]

The video didn't include recordings of the sounds they make. It's probably just as well. Their vocalizations sound like a cross between a loud belch and a pig's grunt, perhaps with an element of projectile vomiting thrown in for added charm.

[@vulturegriffon]

It's so nice to seeing Australia not on fire anymore. Not to mention the local fauna intergrating back to their habitats again.

[@linusandersen3587]

yeah but the amazon is still burning though

[@Shaqueefalot]

@@linusandersen3587 the amazon probably won't stop either

[@daddysatan9154]

Its still on fire. Just less so

[@mikshinee87]

@@linusandersen3587 Do you propose I should remove the Brazilian prime minister (the advocate for forest clearance) from office? I'm sorry I can't do that. And Brazilians seem to like him just fine. After all, the forest is cleared for agriculture so they can feed their families and ensure their children's education. It's like the Indonesians and the orangutan. They should be poor but keep the forest while the Brits and the Muricans are so rich they don't know what to buy next. I sometimes wonder if western conservationists are preaching to the choir. Conservationist: "Animal A will soon be extinct". Me: "Yeah, why?". Conservationist: "It's parts are ordered by Chinese millionaires to prepare traditional medicine and viagra". Me:" So, what do you expect ME to do about it, exactly? Can I just approach Bill Gates or Elon Musk and tell them what to do? They have security guards you know. I'm sure Chinese millionaires have theirs too".

[@apburner1]

Intergrading? You tried to sound smart and fucked it up.

[@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930]

Koalas? More like Koolalas, am I right, guys?... Okay okay, I see the door, I’m leaving.

[@sarou3457]

haha

[@tatsusama3192]

Reported

[@PeterGriffin11]

If someone would be so kind and explain the joke to me I'd greatly appreciate it.

[@hashslingingslasher4214]

Scooby Doo isn’t it like... YOUR JOB to tell US wtf is going on??

[@ToyInsanity]

Eucalyptus, more like "youcanlickdis"

[@Ashadowtotheworld]

“Spends 22 hours sleeping” its amazing they have anytime whatsoever to reproduce.

[@themadclown4077]

I think during mating season they sleep less

[@Thulgore]

It's amazing humans spend 16 hours of their day trying to reproduce or get in a relationship or stay in a relationship. All humans are going to cease to exist eventually. Nothing that happened in the last 40 years is going to be remembered 10,000 years from now. If we make it that long.

[@Ashadowtotheworld]

@@Thulgore yea it was just a joke in case you didn't realise...

[@NurseSnow2U]

@@Thulgore woah dude, it’s alright, just enjoy the ride. 😳🙃

[@NurseSnow2U]

@@Ashadowtotheworld I don’t think he did 😳🤣

[@johnhiggs325]

Being so nasty that nothing wants to eat you… perfect survival strategy! 😎

[@socratese5]

Mom what’s for dinner? Mom: 💩

[@youtubedekhne2244]

Lol

[@socratese5]

@individual1st 😆

[@Gigipretty64]

Ah yes the fecal pop.

[@scottydu81]

We have fecalpap at home!

[@socratese5]

@@scottydu81 made from scratch!

[@CharlotteTranp]

Being cute is the strategy. Ask pandas how to extend the species without having to have sex even. Human just do it for them

[@themadclown4077]

Lol yep

[@chrisgould101]

Dam wish I was cute

[@NeovenatorGuy]

They don’t even know how to have sex without needing to watch PandaHub

[@carpediem9750]

Works for thots and mostly ever user of only fans, they look cute, and somehow, people gives money for that.

[@lasthopelost9090]

Never trust the pandas

[@benjaminfarias9169]

Koalas are like that one family member no one is proud of that stays home and eats takeout everyday.

[@skyblue5509]

They will win in cuteness category

[@sairbear444]

They’re so sleepy. I met some at the Sydney zoo last year and they slept the entire time. It’s crazy they sleep up in the trees without falling off

[@killdozer7792]

I've seen koalas twice, once in Germany, once in the UK, and yeah, some were sleeping, but some were being surprisingly active. I even saw one walking on the ground, then climbing up a tree.

[@safaa9654]

I felt so bad for them during the fires, they're so defenseless...

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

Right? They’re just like helpless little babies for their entire lives.

[@henrikandreason7261]

"After you eat this magical poo, you will be able to be forever stoned and impervious to any side effects the drug might have" Sounds like pretty OP poo..

[@arifkurniawan1994]

😂😂😂😂 shit

[@thatssolimah6883]

This is the true meaning of life man we will never experience this much peacefulness

[@brennencox516]

7:29 she didn't mention how once their teeth wear out, they starve to death.

[@mhhmh3693]

That’s the case for litterally every animal 😂

[@nikithanayaer6302]

@@mhhmh3693 not for rats and humains

[@themadclown4077]

@@nikithanayaer6302 and sharks

[@themadclown4077]

@@nikithanayaer6302 and I think turtles and whales and probably a shit ton of other animals

[@Thulgore]

@@themadclown4077 Shark teeth come back. They don't count. If we had that ability there would be far less dentists. (edit: unless I am wrong.....can sharks run out of the ability to create new teeth?)

[@ghosteondogedoge4787]

Koalas: Surrounded by plucked Eucalyptus leaves. Koalas: Guess I'll die...

[@MiamiPush2theLimit]

Lmaoooo

[@katlynrobertson1051]

Lmao

[@gandalftheserb]

Koalas in the past Koala 1: Damm man these leafs are amazing but we keep dying because of them. Koala 2: Hmmmmmm. Bro! I have an idea Koala 1 : What is it? Koala 2: What if we eat our own shit and then we will become imune to the toxin. Koala 1: ... Koala 2:... Koala 1 and 2: HELL YEAH!!!!

[@SumitDas-mj2ec]

Pretty underrated comment 😂

[@priyanshuchandel4450]

I guess only med students understand this 🤣

[@KnownasNA]

that's actually kinda smart

[@darthphilfy]

That spider on the car at the start of the video was a Huntsman, they don't make webs and eat other spiders. They aren't dangerous to people though, so despite their scary appearance and at times intimidating size they are often welcome housemates for many Australians. They are easy to handle as well.

[@zanr6943]

"...filming the breeding behaviours up close and *personal* " *Hmmm....*

[@qwertyqwerty6099]

lol.. sex sells..

[@MonographicSingleheaded]

Koala Porn

[@steppo8634]

None of you got paid to say these things Yet you did Why?

[@qwertyqwerty6099]

@@steppo8634 cuz of research.. giggle..

[@n1c704]

Koala onlyfans

[@eksteinmalan3517]

"Their foods are so toxic." Just beneath that of your average League of Legends player.

[@benim3166]

@elijah mikle Then you haven't played CS:GO in high-rank matchmaking.

[@moth8775]

@@benim3166 One word, *RUST*

[@myribstellmesheslying]

"They would lose in any category." Not in speed against Sloths. 🤣

[@Skyflakes05]

"The other consequence of their diet, is their teeny, tiny brains." Koala: ( _👁️

[@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e]

"Give up and starve to death", lol. I've had many hangover weekends in my 20s, where I didn't eat because I'd actually rather try to sleep. Comparable I guess.

[@heimdall8305]

koala : we don't need to fight anything, just make ourself toxic.

[@ygstan_307]

"If you can't be the best, be the worst" koala kim junkyu 2021 lol

[@astralcamisado648]

'They'll simply give up and starve to death' Me when I don't have enough for takeaway but I don't want to do the washing up 'Being a dumb-dumb means you have to eat less' My partner, friends and family when I ask if I can have some of their chips 2 hours later

[@KimbasKingdom]

"When stupidity is a survival strategy" So, high school?

[@shiperobin]

'Merica

[@youraveragemexorican]

*yep and yep*

[@nodeloliver6201]

Yeah.

[@beth-bi9yv]

😁

[@einstein8890]

3:46 is such a great middle finger to eucalyptus's toxicness "toxic, huh? gimme another one, this shit delicious"

[@jessicavsbridget]

I never thought of koalas as kinda crusty and dirty, but they sure are in the wild

[@timcasey5835]

Being stupid is a blessing, no lying in bed thinking about the Universe and their place in it - I'm jealous...

[@paulawolanski3237]

I lie in bed thinking about all the crap I have to do.

[@somenerd6367]

I mean, you can do that and still be stupid. I'm living proof!

[@anonymouslearner2454]

^ I am proof number 2

[@Erfontanella]

They'd be a lot smarter if they didnt pass all their time getting high off eucalyptus leaves.

[@zacharylewis7702]

Like a specie of Seth Rogans

[@ritahorvath8207]

🐨 They are very smart already ❣

[@Chaos89P]

I would've said something about how the toxins went to the koalas' heads, but I guess caloric deficiency is another factor.

[@quitlife9279]

Well it is still possible that the toxins go to their head, which is already tiny and smooth.

[@SheyD78]

Lol, the spider at the beginning is a huntsman, scary looking but one of the few Aussie spiders that WON'T kill you.

[@bazza945]

The koala is nature's stoner bear. Its diet is ecalyptus leaves and it eats lots of them. The effect is a tree bear slo-mo stoner, minus the giggling.

[@drevil3606]

My spirit animal minus no brains

[@AmbivalentDreams]

"Australia, home to some of the most dangerous and venomous creatures" *shows huntsman spider*

[@demetrialowther727]

There's a kid of irony in it. Despite being scary looking fellas, they're actually one of the least dangerous. But man do they love car doors, hiding in your mailbox and slipping behind picture frames...

[@JohnCran]

I haven't seen a huntsman that colour before is it a southern species? The ones I come across in Brissie are almost black and double that size.

[@VK2GPU]

I know haha. Spider bros are great, keep the other nasties at bay!

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

@@JohnCran I have seen those ones before that are brown/orange coloured, and I was told that they're juvenile Huntsmans and that they turn fully brown when they're older. I live down in Melbourne though, I've never seen a black one.

[@squitterhyena652]

@Jake Fields Spiders are fascinating animals. I'm sorry you cannot appreciate how fascinating they are.

[@lychajanepascua8512]

"They can eat 500 grams every single day but it doesn't give them much energy" Koala: who says I need energy?

[@klo5126]

As an Australian, living with the creatures mentioned in the video makes daily life interesting!

[@North_West1]

Almost Every other Australian creature is out to kill you. 😂

[@anon9579]

A koala is essentially a life support system for a digestive tract

[@sipsofhell9018]

Koalas are much the same as Pandas, their diet consist of only one plant so their brain don't get much nutrition. Omnivores are generally the most intelligent like Foxes and Bears

[@daisuke910]

Damn. This is like a statement to a certain group of people lol. If u know what i mean

[@dilla269]

@@daisuke910 This doesn't apply to vegans, they eat everything *but* animal products lol

[@Pandalka]

hahahah

[@cauchyschwarz3295]

@@daisuke910 Evolution favours omnivores because they can get get the energy and nutrition needed for development easier. This does not apply to us at all because most of us are never in a situation where food scarcity is a thing. The contrary is true. We ruin our bodies with oversupply. So don't try and hate on vegans like this.

[@daisuke910]

@@cauchyschwarz3295 hehehehe i know. I just want gauge the audience here. I prefer eating vegetarian diet whole not opposing eating meat if offered by others (though very selective). My concept of eating is not being wasteful.

[@blankx15]

"Studipidity is a form of survival". I see, now it all make sense what people are doing now.

[@NurseSnow2U]

Excellent observation 🤣

[@juneelle370]

Stupidity or willful ignorance (don’t want to know bc of the trouble to them it could bring)

[@zekek3777]

11:03 when you're so lazy, you don't have the energy to even blink

[@chrisgould101]

Youd be lethargic too if al you ate is a toxic tree all day

[@hoviksmail]

Imagine giving them an energy drink, they'd be bouncing around like a spider monkey.

[@TaurusToyVideos]

Or explode

[@NeovenatorGuy]

Tbh they would just sit back down and go to sleep.

[@IGRETRO]

Nature: those leafs are poisonous... Koala: So, anyway, I start munching

[@pk5727]

The more you know, the less cuddly they sound

[@knyght27]

I laughed out loud when she mentioned the koala 'being a dum-dum'

[@Anon26535]

For the Koala, the great struggle is already won. They have evolved a society that knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them, we humans who have failed, or the monkes, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions a koala wouldn't even bother to ask. We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

[@Genderspren]

Can't wait to meet She Who Thirsts

[@shamusson]

Without stress, no answers. We haven't failed in that regard.

[@korante8642]

I think you messed up that warhammer quote

[@SuperBC1975]

Guts of Steel: Working out the Koala way.

[@D.Snom.]

Sadly their teeth are not. Koalas wear out their own teeth that most just die of starvation from eating eucalyptus

[@SuperKnightwind]

Lets see how you will stand out on fire.. lol!

[@MonographicSingleheaded]

Working out schedule. Sleep 22 hours a day.

[@demihungerford1461]

They might be the only mammals to eat eucalyptus leaves, but cockatiels and budgies do too. 8) Very nice episode.

[@saraandstuartshannon2160]

Also forgot to notice that most of them have clamydia and many of them get it from eating infected poo 🤣

[@chrisgould101]

Really? Well that's not how I got it

[@NeovenatorGuy]

They also eat dirt. Lmao