Animated Jehovah's Witnesses doctrine

From the video Witnesses of Jehovah

[@frostychocolatemilkshakes2944]

Damn, this is scary. I liked the Mormon cartoon better

[@alanmonrroy1051]

lol thts cawmedy, for real

[@pencilled44]

@@alanmonrroy1051 🤣🤣🤣

[@EmperorTechno]

Same here brother.

[@NewHueyX]

Why is it scary?

[@ANT96-x8d]

Is there a Catholicism cartoon?

[@Marixpress2]

Jesus is the Archangel Michael? Now there’s a plot twist 😄

[@vladislavtrevin4336]

written and directed by M.Night Shyamalan Explains the plot twist

[@bmbutler2]

No, it is heresy

[@MrAnonymousme10]

If you tell a JW that jesus is a god. They will burn you to stake

[@justen.d.sblackburn6701]

This is Jehoavh witness doctrine man.You either believe or they kick out of the kingdom hall

[@ivanjuarez1160]

Fo real. Jesus Christ is Yahweh

[@ArmyNavyAcademy]

I want to see JW Jesus vs Mormon Jesus

[@briansteven9016]

Who's got win 😂😂😂

[@DarthABBA]

Those Joho's are always so angry, at least the Mormons are cheerful.

[@srso4660]

Mormons are only cheerful if you don't threaten what they believe in, if you question their beliefs they attack you

[@Sportliveonline]

fear and guilt

[@quizmaster85]

0:28 - "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"

[@jimmyjamm4432]

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that.

[@matthewakian2]

0:27 The He-Man moment.

[@primusvsunicron1]

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!

[@christhevancura9113]

lmfao!

[@thehoosierfortheUK]

I HAVE THE HERESY!!!

[@jezuzmaximum7510]

😂😂😂

[@EmperorTechno]

1:13 ok wait, you're telling me that Jesus got nailed to a telephone pole?

[@0g0dn0]

"Over 9000 Jehovah's Witnesses ruling with him in Heaven!" And don't they look smug about it?

[@ybh8ful]

144,000

[@0g0dn0]

@@ybh8ful It's a meme. The number isn't relevant.

[@TruSciencePro]

My parents got sucked into this cult when I was little. Once I grew up I had to drag them back to the King James and Christ’s divinity. Praise God 🙏

[@blackhokage1744]

so from one cult to another cult? if Jesus is real, let him speak for himself for once, a God that can do all things, but can't introduce himself to the world himself

[@kellyshea92]

Same here. I guess God must have sent us helpers since many JWs dont get the same luxury as we did.

[@phillipswan9321]

That is beautiful

[@beamertoy]

@@blackhokage1744he has introduced himself, and people still disrespected him. Honestly I can see that happening again. People are absorbed into their addictions that they will dispel even God telling them to stop what they’re doing.

[@SunBunz]

1:30 that’s, spot-on, my exact facial expression as I watch this video.

[@tsartodd]

almost every Jehovah's Witness i know is black ... yet every one of the "saved" Jehovah's Witnesses at the end of the video is white.

[@ThomasakaDes]

tsartodd Was about to say "same here", since I know one guy who is part of their cult. But then I remembered that I've seen quite a few of them around lately, and they're young white girls and old white woman :P And they sometimes come on my door, as old white woman. I don't open the door when I see them outside :P

[@pustulio81]

That's because he couldn't see them after he cast the world into darkness...also, because his cape covered his face for a split second at 2:08 lol

[@Andysingtoyou]

+tsartodd I think there are more Caucasian Jehovah followers then black and asian. 144,000 I believe are a small number that are in heaven. Thanks.

[@JoeKaye-hn5dt]

Ours were white. My aunts brother-in-law answered the door one day - and, next thing you know, they're packing up and moving to Dayton, OH (I think that was headquarters or something).

[@AuxentiusZ]

Jehovah's Witnesses are a majority-minority religion. This cartoon was created by people opposed to JW doctrine, not Jehovah's Witnesses. It's likely they weren't aware of the composition of the JW demographic.

[@argelbargel7680]

Was all this before or after Sauron forged the Ring of Power? I'm confused.

[@JOAKINGtube]

That sir, was a great comment

[@arby327]

I'm pretty sure it was after.

[@paddypeacockandcolin4172]

No, no it happened at the same time.

[@lonelychameleon3595]

“Oh yeah well if Jesus is so good then why isn’t there a Jesus 2?” - Jehovah

[@writegillian]

Crazy cult members. Wow!

[@tiffanysmith8452]

This made me cackle. Its great, I especially liked the Superman style flying

[@GleeChan]

0:38 Jesus was Charles Bronson

[@ghostassassin1107]

And they actually believe this, really?

[@ADavid42]

Uh-ho. I heard "Rocket Robin Hood" in my head.

[@frmiller9596]

gotta admit i laughed at the people getting smitten by a grinning Jesus

[@sak_1017]

I lost braincells over that lol

[@lomertamahon1]

I still find it hard to believe anyone could believe this nonsense and not see it isn't in the Bible.

[@beamertoy]

It is.

[@Beartallica86]

Who knew that JW's Jesus is actually Charles Bronson!

[@zecraw]

2:05 Man, who needs the Death Star when you have Jesus!

[@IMJW1000]

2 Timothy 3:16, "All Scripture is inspired of God and beneficial for teaching, for reproving, for setting things straight, for disciplining in righteousness, 17 that the man of God may be fully competent, completely equipped for every good work."

[@vinhmai5566]

Top 10 anime plot twists

[@jimmyjamm4432]

So the Father disintegrated him, then recreated Him, the Jesus appears in different forms to his disciples to tell them he was really resurrected. So Jesus lied. Being resurrected from the dead is WAAAAAAY different than being disintegrated and recreated.

[@megachristianx6592]

Yep

[@Thepigeonreturns]

Watched this in my world religions class and the ending made me laugh so hard lol

[@blackhokage1744]

lol 😆 Jesus smiling after he just killed a child

[@IMJW1000]

What hope can we have for the dead? “Do not be amazed at this, for the hour is coming in which all those in the memorial tombs will hear his voice and come out.” John 5:28, 29 “There is going to be a resurrection of both the righteous and the unrighteous.” Acts 24:15 “I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the throne, and scrolls were opened. But another scroll was opened; it is the scroll of life. The dead were judged out of those things written in the scrolls according to their deeds. And the sea gave up the dead in it, and death and the Grave gave up the dead in them, and they were judged individually according to their deeds.” Revelation 20:12, 13

[@NdNSummerKati]

why is jesus dressed like a roman? dont they know he was a jew?

[@RiggsBF]

Worst He-Man episode ever.

[@michaelnewton1332]

2:10 the mother is screaming in terror, while the kid is like “whatevs.”

[@eyelashz9136]

now whenever I think of someone saying "I'm Christian", all I'm going to hear is "hi I believe in a guy none have ever seen but I still believe in him because some random guy claimed to be his son with no actual evidence, also having the ability to fly and shoot dank memes from his hands and dick".

[@blackhokage1744]

to believe in God is to trust man completely

[@JLPOWELL1000]

(Flying without wings) “Oh shit! I’m up pretty high now. Better get my wings out..” (Gets back to heaven) “Can’t sit in my boss ass throne with these wings in the way”

[@DogDoodoo]

Fairy tales for adults that never really grew up

[@SummerBaby1984]

Joseph Watson LOL!

[@randtech2136]

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen

[@GGOGAMMA]

😂😂Best comedy

[@trmble6]

damn, why is everything Jehovah witness related so damn depressing?

[@charlesloftin8768]

Do you still have that same opinion today?

[@IMJW1000]

I exhort you as aliens and temporary residents.-1 Pet. 2:11. Peter spoke of those who, like him, had been anointed by holy spirit and given “a new birth to a living hope” to rule with Christ in the heavens. (1 Pet. 1:3, 4) It was fitting to apply the term “temporary residents” to anointed ones in the first century. As is true of the remnant of this group alive today, their existence on earth was not permanent. The apostle Paul, himself a member of the anointed “little flock,” explained: “As for us, our citizenship exists in the heavens, from which place also we are eagerly waiting for a savior, the Lord Jesus Christ.” (Luke 12:32; Phil. 3:20) Given that their “citizenship exists in the heavens,” at death anointed ones will leave the earthly scene for something far better, immortal life in the heavens. (Phil. 1:21-23) Thus, in a very literal way, they could be termed mere “temporary residents” of the earth under Satan’s control.

[@roeltingzon758]

And that also explains perfectly what Christ means with reference to his own apostles when he said : "...and the gates of Hades shall Not overpower them"...(Matthew 16:18) The apostles & anointed early Christians would be resurrected immediately to immortal life in Heaven thus death had no control over them.

[@airbending_sith]

0:28 FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL

[@metoyerfamily2232]

Lol!!! I’m praying for you lost Jehovah Witnesses. CHRISTIAN!!!

[@xflora-chanx]

I don't want your prays thanks, Jehovah answers my prays using his name :)

[@xflora-chanx]

@Princess BLARITY nope

[@ALtheDoctorWho]

I was baptized as an catholic My mom love to read the bible 1954 an JW came to our door my grandmother became 1 I went with her 2 the meetings.I felt out of place around some of them but I became very close with the sincere ones.I was thought by the best in the congregation I would not get Baptized as an JW I felt in my heart something was very wrong @ 21 I broke away There are so many reasons why I did I can only say this Johovah Did not Give up on me we have to be kind to one another

[@sirephraimgrayson202]

hahaha, omg, funniest thing i've ever seen 😭✨💅

[@ozztenn]

THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE AND BRINGS MUCH CLARITY WITH GREAT LOGIC, ESSENTIALLY INFALLIBLE. WHERE CAN I JOIN?

[@thebluerock6048]

LMAO 😂

[@robertkeller2152]

Are you being sarcastic?

[@rennXenn]

Bruh its been three years since I left this organization and the PTSD of being told if i sin ill be destroyed this horribly is still there fresh as hell. I get terrified of hearing cars rolls by and i jump to the conclusion that im bouta die. Ugh

[@MannodjiHaitiCreole]

@CarlaLOVeHaitiCreole "Turn to me and be saved, all the ends of the earth! For I am God, and there is no other. By myself I have sworn, from my mouth has gone forth in righteousness a word that shall not return: ‘To me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.’" Isaiah 45:22-23

[@MsGundamace]

1:34 I don't remember being taught that.

[@Zarinari]

Oh, and as a random fact, Hallelujah in Hebrew, literally means Praise Jah in English. Jah was a shortened form of the name Jehovah, much like Bob is short for Robert. Remember this next time you hear some one shout out Hallelujah.

[@namu-vn9fh]

Omg... I actually had to watch this on Sunday school as a kid. Even more terrifying now that I’m an adult!

[@imperishableneet]

This cartoon along with the Mormon one might've been made by another fundie as a sort of theological diss track, but I'll be damned if they don't make great comedy for atheists. I have to wonder if the South Park creators didn't take inspiration from them when working on the episodes about Scientology and Mormonism.

[@RavenWolf515]

1:47 "I have to go now-my planet needs me!"

[@mrbarthoss1]

Although YHWH appears almost 7,000 times in the Old Testament, it never has been found in any New Testament manuscripts. The Watchtower reasons that the word Jehovah was originally in the New Testament, but removed without trace. This undermines the integrity of the entire Bible. By adding the word "Jehovah" to the New Testament in the NWT, the Watchtower changes the meaning of key Christian Scriptures.

[@PrintOfLife]

"we have the hope of living forever on earth" "Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea." Rev. 21:1 The earth will be destroyed and there will be new heaven and new earth. Sorry to tell you, you have the wrong hope.

[@estebansteverincon7117]

Why did Jehovah God 'recreate' Jesus, already knowing that he was going to destroy him, the first time? LOL!!

[@thebluerock6048]

😂 LMAO

[@iaclassic]

(sing along!) Jesus loves me, this I know for the bible tells me so. Am ready to put up a sign keeping JWs & mormons from my yard. Thanks for uploading this video.

[@lebowski_dude]

Fiery, but mostly peaceful.

[@MirekHeikkila]

Wow Micheal is a Badass! He sure taught those people at the end a lesson!

[@RaTheBadger]

I love the sound effect it makes when he's resurrected.

[@cr4yv3n]

BIRD MAN AWAAAAY!!! ( or "super angel" LOL )

[@IMJW1000]

Page 4 Proverbs 8:30 then I was beside him, like a master workman; and I was daily his delight, rejoicing before him always, (ASV) John 1:3 all things were made through him [Jesus], and without him was not anything made that was made (RSV) Once He was fully trained by Jehovah, Jesus helped Him create the angels, this physical plane, the Earth and us.

[@IMJW1000]

John 17:3, "This means everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ."

[@therednoseguitar7969]

This is a cartoon for kids Well done Jehovah's Witness

[@gevorkbabayan]

this is act of murder !!

[@darkenedabyss7808]

Yea !

[@micahisawesome27]

I was also raised a Jehovah's Witness. This is partly true and partly false. However it does illustrate how quickly a religion can not only be created but believed! This is how MOST humans live there life!! I am glad I was raised this religion because it has a very high moral code if anything I did learn how to be a good person.

[@mandrake790]

Who would fall for this doctrine, really?

[@carlorozyclemente1999]

The last guy in suit was like: FUCK YEAA I CHOSE THE RIGHT RELIGION BITCH

[@IMJW1000]

They will not put up with the healthful teaching.-2 Tim. 4:3. The apostle Paul foretold that after the death of the apostles, the Christian faith would be contaminated by false teachings. (2 Thess. 2:3, 7) Among those who would not put up with “the healthful teaching” were some in responsible positions. Paul warned elders in his day: “From among you yourselves men will rise and speak twisted things to draw away the disciples after themselves.” (Acts 20:30) The New Encyclopædia Britannica describes one major factor that led to twisted reasoning: “Christians who had some training in Greek philosophy began to feel the need to express their faith in its terms, both for their own intellectual satisfaction and in order to convert educated pagans.” An important doctrine that was given a pagan twist had to do with the identity of Jesus Christ. The Bible calls him the Son of God; the lovers of Greek philosophy insisted that he is God.

[@IMJW1000]

DocDOoM1979 posted, "COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT PHILLIPIANS 3:18 & 19 IS SPEAKING OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES WHEN IT MENTIONS THE ENEMIES OF THE CROSS OF CHRIST, WHO MIND EARTHLY THINGS? " 2 Timothy 4:3, Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from foods, which God has created to be received with thanksgiving of them who believe and know the truth. Paul helped to identify the apostasy by this statement they would forbid marrying and eating of certain foods. Not us. Catholics?

[@IMJW1000]

DocDOoM1979 said the Bible said it was good to be a virgin. And, Paul said it was best not to marry, if one could remain single. The word of God does not PROHIBIT marriage. Paul prophesied that during the apostasy, marriage would be PROHIBITED for some and some foods would be PROHIBITED, as well.

[@IMJW1000]

The prophecy to John was given by Jesus in the year 96, 63 years after Jesus' death and resurrection.

[@Coastiestevie]

And this is why Christianity is so screwed up

[@HelderP1337]

***** Same difference.

[@tobemartin3343]

***** They are equally absurd.

[@beloit22]

+Helder Pinto No...it's not the same difference

[@salival7]

Jw’s are not practicing Christianity. You may find some interest in some reading on CARM.org, he does a good analysis of comparing and contrasting this to true scriptural based Christianity

[@gizmorazaar]

Completely false. JW are not Christians and have extremely different beliefs than us.

[@AdelinoRodriguesMartins]

The report cites Clinical Professor James Isbister from the Sydney Medical School, University of Sydney. “Professor Isbister said Jehovah’s Witnesses were given better treatment by doctors trying to preserve their [the Witness patients’] blood. As a result they had better survival rates, and shorter hospital and intensive care stays than people who received blood transfusions during surgery,” reports the paper.

[@AdelinoRodriguesMartins]

AUSTRALIA: “Hospital patients who are Jehovah’s Witnesses-who refuse blood transfusions on religious grounds-actually do better than other patients,” reports the October 2, 2012, issue of The Sydney Morning Herald.

[@Marixpress2]

My favorite is that flex at 2:00

[@IMJW1000]

Page 2 Proverbs 8:22 "The Lord created me first of all, the first of his works, long ago (GNT) Proverbs 8:22 The LORD created me at the beginning of his work, the first of his acts of old. (RSV) Proverbs 8:22 "God sovereignly made me - the first, the basic - before he did anything else (TM) Proverbs 8:22 "The LORD brought me forth as the first of his works, before his deeds of old; (TNIV)

[@Bimfirestarter]

They don't believe that heaven is the natural destiny of humankind, but an earth restored to how it was in the beginning.

[@tyleetophbrown]

That is who i am a Jehovah witness people now days eather dont read the bible or have no idea what it's saying

[@xflora-chanx]

I am Jehovah's witness too your absolutely correct, let's help people to understand by preaching :)

[@beamertoy]

In the timeline between 1914 to now is when Michael was throned King of the Heavens. We are in the final days before the tribulations. That is when it is too late to turn and seek God’s forgiveness. You will hear warnings in this time, but no longer preachings from jehovah’s witnesses. But everyone will know that Jehovah is God.

[@HChartierKJV]

John 8:24 King James Version (KJV) 24 I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.

[@SCWood]

"A SUPER angel" Damn did this kooky cult not get past the first draft?

[@Rydonittelo]

I like how Jesus just hangs out on his throne around the same as the moons orbit

[@Art2D2]

Nevermind my last comment. I just realized that I tried to do math in my head while feeling like a zombie. xP Though the first point still stands that the end of this video is a misconception of what they believe, therefore this video is false propaganda to lead people against them. It's this sort of thing that makes people want to shut out JW's without talking things out with them. Well that or the door to door thing that can be obnoxious.

[@Dragonsnack73]

Any belief that is based on delusion SHOULD scare you :)

[@IMJW1000]

@QBRebel16 posted, "...you know, the one people actually know...". I used Vines and Strong's because they are recognized as definitive sources among students of the Bible.

[@IMJW1000]

All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.-Rom. 3:23. Fear may paralyze us-fear of making the wrong decision, fear of failure, or fear of appearing foolish to others. Even so, love of God and his Word can help us shrink our fears. In what ways? Love of God will motivate us always to consult his Word and Bible-based publications before we make important decisions.

[@userwl2850]

this was so funny. i gotta put it in my comedy playlist.

[@madbug1965]

This is all quite entertaining. In Buddhism we don't threaten our followers with damnation. Buddhism is more of a philosophy about how to live your life. If you choose not to follow it, nothing will happen to you...

[@thelonewolfproductionz1592]

This is where the western depiction of Christianity originated.

[@dcruz91706]

55 But he, being full of holy spirit, gazed into heaven and caught sight of God's glory and of Jesus standing at God's right hand, 56 and he said: "Look! I behold the heavens opened up and the Son of man standing at God's right hand." Acts 7:55,56 How is one filled with holy spirit while Jesus standing at GOD's right hand yet they are one??

[@IMJW1000]

Rev 1:17,18: Jesus (Revelation 1:5) and from Jesus Christ, “the Faithful Witness,” “The firstborn from the dead,” and “The Ruler of the kings of the earth.” To him that loves us and that loosed us from our sins by means of his own blood (John 5:21) For just as the Father raises the dead up and makes them alive, so the Son also makes those alive whom he wants to.

[@jimbo271uk]

When i was 10 i first read ladybird books about Hercules, when the Priest came round every Friday and asked about why i liked stories about Greek Legends i asked "was Jesus a Legend?" the look he gave me i will rememebr to my dying day,lol

[@kid10249595]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm that got very graphic quickly.....I guess they don't hold back on telling you how they really feel haha. In all seriousness though this is a blatant example of why their a cult honestly.

[@IMJW1000]

But it may be an entirely different thing to trust in him in moral matters, to be thoroughly convinced at heart that submitting to his ways and standards is right and will lead to the greatest happiness. King Solomon wrote this admonition: “Trust in Jehovah with all your heart and do not lean upon your own understanding. In all your ways take notice of him, and he himself will make your paths straight.” (Prov. 3:5, 6)

[@Komanderkyle3466]

2:45 But jesus/Micheal really loves you, even though you saw what happens when he's angry.....

[@IMJW1000]

"If you dont believe in me, than you will die and go to hell." Witnesses believe hell to mean complete destruction. No fire. Symbolic.

[@PrintOfLife]

"Look for a Jehovah's Witness for help." Can a Jehovahs witness ask for help from another Jehovahs witness if someone is dying and in need of blood transfusion?

[@IMJW1000]

Obviously, a person growing up in such an environment may not readily think of himself as a sinner in the sense that Paul meant.

[@fernandovilla3956]

Jesus is God who became a man to save man.

[@briancouture6033]

Fernando Villa wow ... not that u put it that way ... never thought of it that way before .

[@pustulio81]

He wouldn't have to save anyone, if he would just pull the stick out of his ass, accept he made us with sin, and stop punishing US for HIS mistake.

[@rahowhero]

...to save man from himself, via sacrificing himself to himself. ??? makes no logical sense no matter how u look at it.

[@MannodjiHaitiCreole]

@IMJW1000 1 Timothy 3:16 "And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifested in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the nations, believed on in the world, received up into glory."

[@IMJW1000]

Daniel 12:4, "But you, Daniel, keep this message a secret. You must close the book and keep this secret until the time of the end. Many people will go here and there looking for true knowledge, and the true knowledge will increase." (ERV)

[@Shaqpack609]

@Roj899 well, can you explain to me how if energy can never be created or destroyed, just transferred or translated. then how did ALL of this energy come about in the universe? What started the big bang?

[@UltraZakii]

The people that were getting destroyed in armageddon in this video were the people that ignored all the warning signs, people that rejected the truth, people who were just down right evil, devil worshipper, unrepented people.. it can be a number of reason.. but Jehovah's people that served him are gonna be safe from all of this.. in fact, the bible says you have nothing to be afraid of when this day come.. those that have repented and done his will .. there's a whole lot more but hope this helps

[@michaelnewton1332]

2:25: We’re about to drop the hottest freestyle of 2020!!!

[@AdelinoRodriguesMartins]

Doctor Isbister’s views are by no means unique. Regarding Witness patients who have cardiac surgery, the Archives of Internal Medicine, August 13-27, 2012, says: “Witnesses had fewer acute complications and shorter length of stay than matched patients who received transfusions.”

[@IMJW1000]

Rev 1:8: Jehovah, God Almighty (Isaiah 48:12) “Listen to me, O Jacob, and you Israel my called one. I am the same One. I am the first. Moreover, I am the last. (Revelation 21:6) And he said to me: “They have come to pass! I am the Al′pha and the O·me′ga, the beginning and the end. To anyone thirsting I will give from the fountain of the water of life free. (Revelation 22:13) I am the Al′pha and the O·me′ga, the first and the last, the beginning and the end.

[@LinkolnG333]

Yepp. My parents are Jehovah's witnesses and this is pretty much what they believe.