Annoying Gamers!

[@BigRigWilson]

My gaming life 1: Stage 1 2: stage 6

[@oliviareese6481]

My gaming life: Step 1 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 2 Step 3 End

[@cthulhukillermaniac1772]

My gaming life Step 1:Step 6

[@TheParadox1010]

+Will Rock Elite Gamer 1: 1 2:4

[@mushywatermelon1410]

+The SarcasticKat do't cuts

[@jerrylao73]

same lol😂😂

[@jacketry833]

At the end I expected the "TEEHEE" part to be "Teehee- ...or 'shee.'" *gender equality*

[@CrookedCasper]

Jacketry gender equaliTEEHEE

[@GhjklasGaing]

TeeShe lmao

[@elijahrivera2194]

Jacketry lol you mean shehe

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim6599]

*333 likes* *_takes off shades_* Mother of God.

[@aadviksagreiya4230]

he said "so thank you GUYS so much for watching" no gender eqaulity

[@theredmysterybox3571]

higa called out simps 4 years before the meme

[@shoto1338]

Yea he is a living time machine or probably made soo many theories that few of them inevitably came true Wait he is a living time machine, that makes more sense

[@notpinhead3514]

You people clearly have never played an online game lmao

[@UnSleepLMAO]

Remarkable....

[@aranyak1881]

People couldn't be simps before the word was invented?

[@kennethlu5435]

Calvin and Hobbes called out simps back in 1991

[@lucakoddsy3000]

Your videos are addictive even when you posted them nearly 7 years ago lol

[@verycoolnotfunny5335]

Yo same

[@lillie3029]

E

[@krishhmurjani]

8*

[@lucakoddsy3000]

@@krishhmurjani I posted that comment a year ago.

[@krishhmurjani]

@@lucakoddsy3000 lol

[@DavidParody]

The amount of teabagging I've done in my lifetime is unhealthy..

[@DavidParody]

your mom would know

[@abubachim]

just subscribed to your channel!!!

[@andydoan6272]

Same here

[@MimiS6000]

I'm a parodian!!

[@pritc6316]

which one do u hate the most david?

[@goldfished]

3 Things Happened Today: 1. My friend said she hated Ryan Higa. 2. The same friend got hit by a bus. 3. I lost my bus license.

[@chautunguyen5351]

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[@whatupitsjesterjake]

EzzyIsSuper lol Ryan Higa >life

[@coldshower4369]

EzzyIsSuper things happened this morning: get on my tablet and waste my time here XDDDDDDD

[@coldshower4369]

Jacob Mathew so truuuueeeeee

[@caileewittkingsley232]

EzzyIsSuper haha

[@Ibe72891]

i dont rage quit i tactically evacuate the game

[@AlephNull420]

THIS!

[@someweeb3650]

i dont ragequit but when i do i tactically evacuate... screaming

[@DK69.]

Yes, just like i don't camp, I tactically lock down an area :P

[@someweeb3650]

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[@someweeb3650]

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[@mikkunmikkichi3762]

nigahiga's videos aged so well... pretty good rewatching them over the years

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

Ikr I miss him tho g

[@Joe-qm9cp]

2:23 We did it boys, sexism is no more

[@sarthakjain6979]

All hail holy the holy master cat of the land

[@rhinoman4975]

Or girl

[@sameboyaykan8117]

@Silvia Bacarodon't be that guy or girl

[@a.t7427]

Then y did u say “we did it -boys-“

[@Joe-qm9cp]

@@a.t7427 it a frickin meme you uneducated rock

[@mangopicklesa]

I like how the girl at the end doesn't even give a crap that her teammate is dead and was just casually talking to Ryan

[@mangopicklesa]

I mean like seriously xD

[@distortedjukebox8516]

What

[@stevie4581]

They never actually said that that was her teamate

[@mangopicklesa]

Stevie Limon Eh so what?

[@meislouis1381]

but its meant 2 be in a video game so y would she care

[@jassingh7086]

You forgot -The dude without a mic -The dude that can’t throw grenades -The dude that wont stop knifing you in the beginning of the game Or dudet The mic part is annoying because if I want to communicate in a game like CSGO, I'd have to stop moving, open the chat, type, and send. It just takes too long and someone would come around the corner and kill me

[@702d02]

I don't have a mic but dang dude I didn't know it was annoying

[@finn4531]

If people without mics are annoying about 50% of pc and 90% of console players are annoying

[@jassingh7086]

Finnegan Sutka its annoying when you cant communicate with them properly. Its kind of important for games like csgo

[@citavalo]

Jas Singh I don’t want to hear a 10 year old screaming into the mic, I rather have their asses quiet.

[@linkpink9523]

Gender equality

[@mynameisjeff8301]

3:01 sean actually found that funny. he smiled at the end.

[@iamveryweird1777]

No he found the way Greg laughed funny

[@videogames]

Yeah... Videogames can be a real handful we agree

[@Bedroomrips]

Yep dem multiple uploads a day

[@grumpy8783]

I agree

[@xx_xscorpianx_xx1844]

Oh shit I'm subscribed to you lol

[@cozylano8903]

dam u are the best troll hahahah >3

[@trantridzung]

videogames s

[@pulsediarch1866]

4:36 he created the tik tok hype

[@bazel1494]

Shit

[@albert_caaato9391]

Li

[@sjskong]

3:01 alright I saw Sean smile...

[@brenyatta]

I’m sure you’d smile too, if you heard Greg laugh like that

[@Louie_S.]

You know what you are? a nOoB CALLER!!

[@bendaniels3944]

Yeah but your mom

[@luisjesusbarajas4397]

@@brenyatta exactly

[@Meruvas]

Noob

[@waldes9140]

Ryan you forgot to add stage 7: transendance Somebody who's achieved stage 7 is the chillest person to ever have existed. They're able to adjust to their team's play style whenever it's needed

[@hobovan.]

That’s what I’m on lol, it either happens when you get so good at the game that it’s just almost back to stage 1, or you’re so bad that you just legitimately don’t care anymore and do things for kicks.

[@m.ibrahimadnan7922]

Or the smurf

[@ivymuncher]

You fucking ascend when you have the right music on too

[@fineeeabs]

The desperate guys are now known as “SIMPS”

[@Tooda]

came here for this

[@johnnyparks1136]

Same lmao

[@shu225]

Same lol

[@Ramo_1221]

MVP SIIIIIIIIIMP

[@onlyarandomguy]

thanks to pewdie hahaha

[@tylermackie8722]

He went on a killing spree at the end and imagine how many score streaks he probably got

[@swordviper5242]

Tyler Mackie lol I prob camped for dat nuke

[@robertgusatu3180]

The streak 5. 7 If you count the last 2

[@incraftable769]

Tyler Mac

[@elissamviele]

Dragos Alin why do you know that?

[@davidjeffery2511]

TEAM KILL!!!

[@fordgalaxiefanclub7733]

5:46 2014: the desperate guy 2020: *SIMP*

[@Im_Z_4747]

@N Lol, why

[@rockmountaingames346]

@2SR But they are men of culture

[@BruceWayne-go2iv]

These guys are so annoyin tbh. wont focus on the game and focuses on gettin her number

[@thatsroughbuddy1407]

The name got over-SIMP-lified.... hah... get it?

[@etheldespuig1321]

so true

[@salmarix7]

The "bossy guy" is the Best teamate I could Ever ask for. Shot calling is rly important. I... I promise im not a nerd

[@jmdagoon]

I can't tell if this is a joke

[@kainpendlebury7007]

There's a difference between being a shot caller/leader and being bossy though.

[@salmarix7]

Where it goes wrong usually is when the "bossy guy" doesnt rly know what hes talking about/whats Best for everyone to do from everyone's perspective

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

The bossy guy is always a dick Shot callers are nice

[@iceproductions3474]

@@jmdagoon its not. Shot callers/igl’s are important

[@djburg1]

Back then: The desperate guy Nowadays: The hard simpin guy

[@som-ingideos942]

Fun Fact: The word simp was invented in 1947 it meant dull and boring person

[@_-LL-_]

@@som-ingideos942 I just googled it. Simp came from simpleton meaning dumb but it lost its meaning. It just kinda appeared. What’s your source?

[@zachtojo4343]

@@_-LL-_ *the google*

[@zachtojo4343]

@@som-ingideos942 I had my own theory that it came from the Spanish word “simpatico” which is nice in English, as in a nice guy

[@omato2288]

Simp is being misused soooooo much now.

[@samsonzhu5298]

I hate whenever someone wins, Thats the only time they say "gg."

[@monsterlordgames1925]

Samson Zhu I used to say gg when I lost, then they would tell me to get good.

[@luisarista2870]

Samson Zhu afk

[@projstax2611]

MonsterLord Games same fortunately I don't care what they say regardless

[@hi91940]

I just say gg whenever, otherwise I feel bad....

[@razelanquartzsaver6419]

i used to say gg everytime but people thought it's sarcasm

[@bapples1233]

"Your mom is the best" that killed me

[@nafikhan9500]

Vietnamese RiceFarmer ‘ E

[@Swayto-]

Nah nah, Your’e*

[@nafikhan9500]

SwayDragon - true true

[@raii4915]

Nah you’re

[@connerglover4593]

And your mom

[@aciipen]

Gonna be honest I used to be a unfortunately a “excuses guy” and it’s sad

[@yeon_ster]

Ay at least you can say you used to be

[@scoobsshrooms109]

P op some of them were good excuses like the drunk, bad team, and lag. Not excusable every time but sometimes

[@squidwardtentacles7055]

@@scoobsshrooms109 I mean, if your squad knows you got shit wifi they should accept the lag excuse all the time.

[@yeb3050]

Still am and i feel no shame cause i on average have 10 frames and 600 ping

[@ironkight3648]

Same

[@randomjenn5004]

3:01 who else saw sean smile? XD

[@kevindong9999]

I did

[@randomjenn5004]

Kevin Dong lol

[@billiexd5571]

Meeeeeeeee

[@yellowtod4745]

I did

[@beautyboca4043]

+Fatema A agreed 100% 💫♡ 💫

[@alacriityy]

“It happens to the best of us.” “Your mom’s the best.” 😂

[@ghostroblox2137]

That wasnt a roast

[@reman195]

At least I have a mom edit:(jk)

[@NoChillPhil5]

Your Dad is too! Remember Gender Equality!

[@danhmai6763]

That jokes suck like your mom

[@hendrikpat]

YOUR MOM WASN'T A ROAST!!!

[@MissPurpur]

Not to mention, as a girl, if you make one tiny mistake, everyone's gonna say you suck cuz you're a girl. They suddenly have higher standards for how good you're supposed to be. At least in my experience.

[@MissPurpur]

naw

[@zsazsalin14]

well I agree, I only met 3 types of gamers, the first type is too nice and flirts because I am a girl, the second type is what you just described, and the third type is that will not believe you and will keep asking for evidence and when you refuse to give them them become angry and rage. For that reason I do not use microphone, and I just generally don't let them know that i am not a dude.

[@MissPurpur]

Zsedwklin Tallen Yeah, as counter-stereotypical it sounds, letting them know you're a girl actually often causes too much drama.

[@weenvin4153]

Yeah thats why I never tell anyone that im a girl. But I just need to say that you can actually meet guys that dont care that your a girl or not.

[@b00marrows]

Here's a hint, gender is nothing. You don't need to specify your gender, so no-one need's to know/care. Also that example is just an insult, other more common one's are "gay","kid","hobo" ETC... you get the idea. It's just another things they can point out and insult you with. It's normal, not sexist. it look's like the trolls succeed AGAIN.

[@kareemkassmy903]

Who’s here 10 years later rewatching

[@uiuzxd]

me

[@happ7s]

Your Mom

[@Boredomkiller-k6z]

Your dad

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

5:25 Ninja fits this category so nicely, that it was made for him.

[@johnxina427]

Udonna Uchegbu im ur sixty ninth liker

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

@@johnxina427 excellent

[@willyoung7344]

Udonna Uchegbu I’m his 70th like

[@frallbobroggins4005]

*stream... sniping*

[@sajishags105]

160th like

[@MG-ts1xs]

2:59 sean started laughing lmao

[@zazakingsigma]

when he said I don't have a mom tho lfmao

[@thepineappleartistgaming4644]

I already saw it (I'm not a Hater)🤣

[@Vijwal]

Noooooob??

[@soulslayer0920]

Same

[@gugwash1499]

Ye I saw dat

[@arielperez6503]

And those little 9 year olds who say "my friend is gonna hack ur account" Man I always get a good laugh from them xD

[@jathanvu]

haha i can relate

[@MangoAnimates]

I'm nine.

[@NFincNetherbow]

I have a nine year-old friend who actually knows how to hack, mod, ect. Though I do find it funny when he threatens someone.

[@tedilineup4812]

Haha... Agreed

[@Shadow19remix]

NetherBow Mhmkay.

[@Sparrow420]

3:50 you-ese That is fucking genius dude, laughed my hearth out. lol

[@0ijrc]

what does that mean?

[@Sparrow420]

@@0ijrc "ese" is spanish word for a friend, like "buddy" "homie" "bro" and etc.

[@ckchang-wg2lw]

Before: go through stages within a week. Quarantine: go through stages within a day.

[@adityaanuragi6916]

Haha so true lmao

[@LolLavness]

No for me it it is 30 mins

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

lol true

[@aminity548]

*only a day*

[@Karito76249]

@yaboi dudeyboi *I DID IT WITHIN A FEW SECONDS*

[@Goabnb94]

You missed the two worst ones: 1) Campers (specifically spawn campers) 2) Those who think they are great and like to brag, even though their team did the work and they did nothing.

[@lucianwong420]

Number 2 is so, so true.

[@efu7547]

Forgot if he said this, but it's especially annoying when the number 2) you mentioned fucking KSs ALL MY FUCKING KILLS AND THEN CALLS ME A USELESS SHIT AND--- okay I'll calm down.

[@CarloLeonKolega]

I don't mind campers. But I agree with the second point.

[@TrashyxD]

Type 2) people be like "soooo easy"

[@crivix6515]

The people that say they don't mind the #1 probably do it lmao

[@o9rag]

It's funny how he knows he has to be careful to people misinterpreting him for being sexist but he just jokes his way around it

[@notpinhead3514]

its honestly not even funny lmao people so are so freakin sensitive

[@chadgugu6535]

Mind you this was way before cancel culture came around. If he posted this today, so many people would've tried to cancel him on Twitter

[@clover2110]

@play gray And twitter ppl aren't even relevant so there's nothing to be scared of lol say whatever u wanna say. Fuck cancel culture

[@Teomaniac]

@@chadgugu6535 he’d get doxxed

[@baller1831]

@@clover2110 cancel cancel culture?

[@intz3176]

When he yelled “THE BEST OF US😡” my fucking ice tea went out my nose and that never happened before😭lmaooo i hate my self

[@prodthedirtybunny]

I sometimes go AFK because you guys also probably have heard this from your mom, "Pause the game and put away your laundry." Me: "It's an online game... I can't pause it."

[@erikedekrans5308]

Lol me and my friend got team killed so I started blasting baby Shark earape in the mic on rainbow it was so fun lmao

[@wyl.22]

Yep

[@bwkingsnake9405]

No just leave the game

[@prodthedirtybunny]

BWkingsnake 134 only problem is that I then get banned for 15 minutes

[@bwkingsnake9405]

No that’s a good point

[@thepacman537]

2:59-sean seriously trying to control his laughter

[@goldensushi8746]

Lol never realize that

[@joobin814]

2:58 we see Sean smiling when he's supposed to be frustrated

[@familyfriendlyneighborhood83]

Noob caller

[@forgottenanomaly2836]

That laugh was pretty funny though

[@thefatagentkid3907]

For a game I’ve been playing for two years I’m still on stage 1.

[@CowboyWayne]

Thefatagentkid 123 same I have a few games but trove I have never raged and I am at Uber 10

[@ravindrad9999]

Let me guess Rainbow six siege?

[@thefatagentkid3907]

No far cry 5

[@ravindrad9999]

@@thefatagentkid3907 hmm i haven't played that game

[@yazeed_joestar]

Lol I finished farcry 5 in 9 months

[@bruhhmoment692]

"I won't be hesitate to drop kick a woman bcuz I support gender equality" -some dude (20xx)

[@VyriC]

Kazuma?

[@joesmo2042]

@@VyriC Yup

[@ega1758]

That just sounds like equal rights equal fights with extra steps

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Kazuma is a true fighter for gender equality.

[@rafaelagustin375]

No one like this it's at 69

[@schenzur]

He forgot the stage 7 "I'm bored of this game" and u delete that game and start the stages again with other one.

[@stephenchin2178]

Stage 8. A few months later u install the game again and repeat the steps.

[@breadanimations4976]

I start a new game but I still keep the other game for library

[@whitescrew7476]

True dat

[@malcolmsim4081]

Hi

[@angeloawesomeness8641]

Wwwww what suit

[@beepboop7748]

I think my brother is almost every type of gamer you just described.

[@MrDakiller47]

there was actually a guy who reported me on dota 2 because i went mid when he told me to go left

[@1SSJA]

Lmao i play league not dota but i get your point lmao

[@BenRowsell]

+Cheif Boom me too league for life homie

[@500-x7f]

+LloydtheLlama47 It was me

[@MrDakiller47]

what hero was i then?

[@ianrogers3184]

+LloydtheLlama47 Thats a mix of butthurt and annoying

[@ManDillaKilla]

You know how people think gaming is a waste of time, but is it really wasting time if you enjoy it??

[@ManDillaKilla]

***** same

[@SuperMarioGuy12345]

ManDillaKilla Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Sir, you I must hear more from you. The rest of the world requires your speech!

[@MrJypsye]

wow thats exactly what i said a couple days ago, and also, people dont really spare time to think about how gaming is essentially the same thing as watching tv or being on the computer but instead your controlling what you watch.

[@ManDillaKilla]

Marion TheEightBitPlayer Fabian Don't get too excited im not Gandhi

[@ManDillaKilla]

***** People think that TV and being on the computer is a waste of time as well, and going out with friend is something productive. I could say to those people your wasting your time cuz what do you gain from being with friends. But when I think about it just sitting there and controlling whats happening on a screen I wasting my time, but it's fun for me so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time. IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!

[@Owen-pd5fg]

Oh 2014 Ryan You have no idea what's coming Edit: thanks for all the likes!

[@cheezy0757]

Waffle Boy159 u survived too🤕

[@_.lemoncardboard._]

Huh

[@mitsuulovesmimi]

Waffle Boy159 I

[@kainoesoemardjan9227]

Waffle Boy159 what do u mean?

[@thatguychr15]

I️ wish I️ could like this comment 10 times

[@prayashsijariya2511]

Ryan is such a good writer, He should write films/TV series

[@MrCreeperquest]

3 years later "GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

[@MrE_]

7:39 I am from the year 2029, and I get that reference. It was a great movie by director Ryan Higa Oops, sorry. Spoiler alert

[@rez1889]

Yes you're totally from the year 2029. U posted this on march 3. (Lol i know its a joke)

[@ajk_hehe4480]

U TRAVEL BACK IN TIME?

[@josh21355]

Talking to himself

[@judegonsalves2732]

@@rez1889 Obviously

[@EthanBeer6]

ReZ /woooosh

[@GreeniousFTW]

"Its Like a Drug To Me" ...if anyone here remembers that video

[@jojoolegario1690]

Greeny Greenson how to be an actor Robert Pattinson scenes

[@LawfulConcept]

Greeny Greenson it's from how to sing like your favorite singers or actors I forget

[@tendofan]

*MORE PAINFUL*

[@bomachanon7399]

TendoFan it’s been three years but this is funny

[@itsjustlyssa1130]

*_youre like my own personal brand of hErOiNe_*

[@CarlosSanchez-we3zq]

2:14 how you have to act in 2020 to not get canceled

[@xxisaacxx_8085]

GENDER EQUALITY😁👍

[@ajsimpson6038]

E

[@kimothefungenuis]

6:36 Can't see a fishing line

[@bigstelad]

Exactly

[@warren_nuth]

That reference is from one of ryans past vids. I think it was Dear Ryan Can you have an evil twin.

[@papismalllegs8473]

WeebLuver whoosh

[@seanfernandez1393]

PapiSmallLegs ..Bruh know the meaning of woosh you dumbass. The comment wasnt even a joke. Weebluver just wanted to tell him what he was confused at

[@papismalllegs8473]

Sean Fernandez I think this dumbass knows what whoosh means. The original comment is the joke and I did in fact use whoosh correctly. So thank you for your unneeded explanation :)

[@sammack1890]

6:36 You can clearly see the fishing line

[@brandongao3675]

@AnujMobile Gaming 2.0 watch the beginning of the video

[@tootkoro]

where the heck is the fishing rod

[@therandomdudewhopostthings8091]

Found it, look at the far back at the wall, then look at that built stair brick rails but at the top of the bottom there’s a faint line that looks like a fishing line

[@wood2870]

Oh i see

[@brandongao3675]

@@therandomdudewhopostthings8091 guys it's a joke. In the beginning of the video, Ryan made an example of a comment that would typically be on a normal video.

[@toxicpig046]

I'm stage 7 You lose and smash any thing in sight So many controllers smashed

[@maple4439]

Toxicpig 04 FIFA is controller enemy number one

[@11batistabomb]

FIFA?😂

[@billx0989]

Toxicpig 04 I am on stage 47 where you can perform a Kamehameha

[@plumjoys]

Like like, that one kid that keeps swearing in Russian languange and breaking his keyboard? Yeah i know.

[@LuCa8_]

Toxicpig 04 WOW 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@zennvibes3837]

Time has brought us together once again. I was 12 when i first watched this. This feels nice.

[@Botan_Katou]

Here are some additional ones. *Campers:* While some campers are actually strategic/tactical players (the minority), most people just group them all together. Campers are people that will camp out in one sport ((usually dark corners/dark spots in general, out of the way areas where no one looks (ie. edge of the map)) or a vary of spots and rotate between them, if they're smart enough to know that they'll be found) and wait for unsuspecting players to walk by and kill them from behind/above/below. They will then remain there until the end of the game or until their spot does not work anymore. In the latter case, they will migrate to another dark corner and camp there. Rinse and repeat. *Tea-Baggers:* Occasionally, when playing a game with the crouching option is available with PvP (Player vs Player), the winning combatant will walk over to your dead body's head, and repeatedly press the crouch button. This is to imitate them putting their balls all over your mouth, much like when you have a tea bag in your mug. This is not as common anymore but still happens. It will mostly occur when you have angered a player and they finally defeat you. Fun fact: People have actually tea-bagged irl. Mostly on someone sleeping/unconscious, or a sexual act if they're into that sort of thing... I personally could not see how you can put such a sensitive body part near a dangerous area. ie. Fucking teeth. *The "Whaaaat?" Girl:* Typically a non-gamer girl that is somehow playing the game (ie. boyfriend/siblings/friends making them play) and for some reason, has a mic plugged in. Every time they get asked a question that they can't comprehend, they replay with "Whhaaaaaaat?" accompanied with a giggle before or after. They also will not know what the fuck they are doing. *The "I'm a fucking gamer girl and better than you" Girl:* Pretty much the after effects of a d-bag sexist jerk off that trash talked a female. The female then proceeds to trash talk back and often brings up "gamer girl" in the argument. The d-bag sexist jerk off will then proceed to get his ass handed to him (75% of the time it turns out they're both terrible at the game compared to everyone else present). The female will then proceed to bring up "gamer girl" to anyone else that points out that she's a female.

[@Yuyuyuppp]

you sound pissed

[@Botan_Katou]

lol do I? I just have a potty mouth if that explains all the curse words.

[@Damious100]

Campers: There is nothing wrong with camping. It's simply good strategy (Especially for snipers) and people typically get butt hurt because it's relatively simple and works. Tea Baggers: There's nothing wrong with Tea Bagging.. If you seriously care then you have issues.. Also one the Battlefield games had a "Dead mans trigger" so essentially Tea Bagging was potentially a deadly practice. Whhhhhaat girl: Maybe that's a Xbox live thing? I have never had this issue. Gamer Girls: Female Gamers are great.. Gamer Girls on the other hand should be shot.. Team killed even.

[@firdancool]

>campers: not all of them are bad, cause hey, when in battle, never go into a fairfight, you must good at clutch or sneak it from behind/above

[@Botan_Katou]

lol, I'm guessing you're a straight up rusher and don't play any tactical games a lot. Camping is a legit strategy if you need to defend/protect or if you're getting pushed back, etc. For the most part, it's the rusher's fault if they keep getting killed by a camper. Campers will have an advantage over you if you're running straight to them every time, which is what they want.

[@luca_duke]

my brother is 50% excuses guy and 50% ragequitter

[@miamimamba]

Lucaduke and you're 100% annoying!

[@NachoXOfficial]

how is he annoying...?

[@fabulousnarwhal5892]

Lucaduke That's pretty much the worst gamer ever for me 😭

[@jacksmith8689]

Kill Eater i actually hate lag because my internet sucks so my ping fluctuates once in a competitive csgo game i started with like 70 ping and it went up to 500+ and the game was unplayable

[@jessjard7826]

Lucaduke my excuse is that I'm bad/noob

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Ryan, I love how you manage to come up with these ideas! It's awesome. I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love

[@harryoconnoll1136]

You've said it all :')

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Harry O'Connoll He's a talented guy

[@ickysteeze5305]

I've been watching since his how to be a ninja video and have yet to be disappointed

[@vidalbalkaran3691]

He should be a stand up comedian in real life. He's so good.

[@vidalbalkaran3691]

Vidal Balkaran Well...KZbin is technically "real life."

[@vanillafoodie]

It's funny how relevant this still is now especially Ryan also plays Valorant too xD Nothing much has changed and he pretty much covered every single one

[@SscorpionN]

Ryan, how do you even come up with these ideas? I mean, some parts of your videos are just pure gold - like the one at the end - "I've got two words for you - gender equality" and then you stab a girl. You always tie everything you mention in your video at the end of it and you do it in such an amusing and smart way. I've been your subscriber since the early stages of your channel (since the green inflatable ball) and your videos are just getting better and better. You are just AWESOME! Much love

[@jediizm]

Dude that last part was golden!

[@kiruththigan7099]

All gold I just don't know how he does it

[@Griffen881]

I have 1 word for you, ADHD

[@recyclealex]

Asians.

[@dianagilyte1714]

best comment ever!

[@theweirdo5240]

stage 7 stealing your mom's credit card to buy in game things

[@umair8016]

The Weirdo stage 8 stealing your dad's credit card to buy stuff in game.

[@walrusbfv6862]

Stage 69- Selling your body for in game stuff

[@shinigamiLikesApples]

thats me boy

[@70ny74]

Facts

[@levihull6820]

True...

[@Shaclone]

hahaha this is too funny :D ...and true °_°

[@keisimmons]

holy shit shaclone

[@GreenOrangeTree]

epickei Woah

[@keisimmons]

***** hmm?

[@jordanel947]

I knew a Lol tuber would comment :D shaclone

[@beastoftheeast8676]

lol I literally just watched your 1000 ap vs Ahri mid game

[@codynepto3609]

mago is now a kpop song by gfriend and it smacks, cmon ryan 1:46

[@taylorn6303]

I hate noob callers. I'm new in a game, calling me out on it isn't going to change that 😒

[@MhmD-TH]

yeah,only thing gonna help you is a nice dude who is like level 1000 to help you get alot of xp,currency etc.

[@thegamingbeast3964]

You suck

[@taylorn6303]

okay "the gaming beast" 😒 you sound like a child

[@MhmD-TH]

And also give you some tips on the game

[@taylorn6303]

how can you have high expectations for someone who just started the damn game?!

[@ItsNat21_]

When you experience EVERY one of these people in one CS match... 4 years later

[@ztkyrx_3189]

Bruh my first march i just hear an 8 year old cussing with a 20 yo

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

@@ztkyrx_3189 yeah. I hear people younger than me cussing at me like a drunk guy that cusses a lot. And I am only 15! It's not necessarily our fault, but the fault of our mentors.

[@mohpkhall622]

...Noice

[@reishendraarya6077]

One cs match? Try SEA server

[@mariosonicboom123]

Here's some undone ones 1. Show offs - This one is technically shown in NigaHiga's video but not really, show offs are people who say they are awesome and will criticize every mistake you make even though they make much more mistakes than you do. Kinda like an immature 7 year old who says that he's the only one that can kill this dragon and you're like "Ok then, you have fun jimmy. I'm gonna go do adult stuff now." 2. Tattle tails - They will say every thing you mention is an excuse even when it's true, I suffer from Tattle tails a lot since my computer is bad and has a lot of lag at moments. You say "Woah, lag spike" and they complain "YOUR JUST A NOOB MAKING EXCUSES!", and i spelled you're incorrectly on purpose. Most of the time, the Tattle tail is causing the problems but blames it on you saying that you're making up excuses. Enjoying a perfectly fine game, Tattle tail dies the entire game letting their lane on a MOBA be vulnerable the entire game and you loose, you say a tip or two and that he should get more practice, he complains that you are making up excuses and that he got 5 kills that game which is his new best even though everybody got 10 kills at least. 3. Tricksters - These are people who hate on anybody who makes a statement they don't agree on or is better at the game than them. Typically sided upon by people who come into a game late, these people are assholes who shit on anybody they don't like by being nice to everybody, but you. These people not only ruin the point of a co-op video game by making everybody hate you by telling them lies, but they enjoy doing it while it happens. These people are hard to catch since most people who make these lists are the people who end up siding with them. I was bored one day and got Roblox, i played this one DBZ server and it was fun, but then i met two assholes who loved to gain trust from people then shit on them. This happened to somebody before them who warned me about them, but i thought he was raging cause the assholes were actually pretty good at the game. They started to randomly kill me and say it was their fault and even go as far as getting me hated by an admin because i was "abusing them" by attacking them even though they killed me every time we grinded for xp. These guys sound like trolls but they do it differently. They get help from an innocent person to do their dirty work instead of doing it them selfs making them technically worse than a troll. And finally 4. Community Haters - They don't like the multiplayer chat, they don't like the community, but they still comment and have it activated anyways. They are the type of person who hates on anything anybody says in the chat like it's a bloody youtube comment section. You say that you need help because a jerk is on your ass in a MOBA while you are at too low a health to kill him and he will just respond with "help yourself idiot" and "if you just stopped typing you wouldn't be dying right now". They typically act as if the only thing you can do in the chat is reply to what he says. He says "Let me take this buff from the camp" and you let him, you say "I need to get the attack buff in the next camp" and he replies with "Get it yourself noob, i don't know why nobody can do anything themselfs, everybody is such a noob in this game". They think that the world revolves around what they think and only what they think. Insult them slightly and they go off on how the community is "awful" and that "nobody" is good at the game anymore. You might ask "why doesn't he play single player?" it's because he nobody to hate on. He needs to take his anger out on people or else he'd hate on the game itself. That's my list. A lot of them are similar in multiple ways, but that's because annoying people have a lot in common when it comes to video games. They all hate and fear being the worst and being noticed as the worst. They will do anything for fame and glory even if it means by being a douche bag.

[@mariosonicboom123]

If anybody reads this whole thing, you deserve a cookie. Because i wrote a essay that probably has more flaws than that squeaker's spelling on that CoD match. xD but you can still get the basis of what i mean.

[@orlycruz2301]

[@xaviervega8693]

I read everything. And actually I am a trickster in my own world but not the way you describe it. *The Trickster/Joker* -- They do anything out of their way to trick the enemy team and give their team an advantage. Using traps and such to confuse the enemy and support their team. The trickster can do multiple things to confuse you such as: When you are inside a base, you shoot directly where they are but as if your close, then run away. When they check outside the base to check if you are still there, you flank them near a turret so they die from the turret but not yourself. Or -- Hiding inside a tower and waiting for someone to come to you, then run away. When they enter the tower, you jump off the roof to the door again and follow them to flip them off the tower house roof and getting a quick get-away. And yeah, that's 10 year old me. Highscore: 0 kills 582 deaths. I'm proud c:

[@mariosonicboom123]

Xavier Vega That's a duper or a baiter, he baits somebody to dupe them later. Trickster works also but i think a duper is a better name overall.

[@STUNTBOYGORILLA]

This would be more fun to read, if only I could read this on computer to read the whole thing...because I'm on mobile ok?!

[@lucaro2445]

2014 Ryan: I'm not into gaming anymore 2022 Ryan: **becomes a pro valorant player**

[@coryinthehouse3671]

Stage seven:when you think your good but die alot and blame it on hackers or teammates

[@whyaxe]

you're* (insert Lenny face here)

[@soniaaylincancinogalvan3860]

thats so me!!😂😂😂✋

[@coryinthehouse3671]

+Yong Xian Goh Go fuck yourself

[@whyaxe]

BlurpleBOY 530 calm the fuck down it was just a joke

[@JellyJ2]

What I don't understand

[@davidyang2981]

and there's that one guy that fits all of these descriptions...

[@mrmmm215]

***** Arnold

[@mrmmm215]

***** Arnold

[@pami3640]

david, its u -_-...how come i never saw this on g+? oh well...i wasnt on 4 a month so maybe thats what happened

[@commanderv23]

The only stage for me is, “I’m trash at this maybe I should buy another and see if I’m good at that.” Okay, not that bad, but kinda similar.

[@abdullahshahid8425]

Commander Vander I'm stage 6 xD

[@gopackgo988]

M

[@galaxyariana2359]

Commander Vander Same

[@EuropeanEcstasy]

So we’re just back here reliving elementary school memories?

[@tankdempsy5223]

if u play dark souls u go through those stages in 4 hours

[@jackrush2010]

oh hey tank,looking forward to going to the house in dlc 4

[@hyperion4985]

+Jack Rushton yeah its pretty nice, outside at least

[@kindacruise]

Also, stage 7. Loading the disc into a rocket launcher.

[@stephenquinn5776]

I hate that game Witch means I suck at it

[@overconfidentpotato785]

Oh my god. So. True.

[@andreiradu3767]

Really no campers in this vid?

[@Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

He did have campers

[@Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Malte Von Essen I meant use to

[@Namzycs]

he didn't say camper because the game he was focusing on was csgo

[@danielhill1677]

I hate campers

[@hippoblob1371]

Sometimes camping can just be a good strategy, but other people just abuse others by overusing it. It might get confusing sometimes, or maybe he's just never encountered a camper.

[@gabe6824]

"I make these videos off of things that inspire me" He made a video off the illuminati

[@bambswilliams5412]

😑 really?

[@gabe6824]

@@bambswilliams5412 yeah😑

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

@@bambswilliams5412 proving the illuminati is real

[@vivianliu752]

And Trump 😅

[@whatisuser]

And he has relapsed now haha.

[@baileyhusty9314]

I'm lucky cuz I sound like a guy over mic so no one even knows I'm a girl. Equality

[@SuperGamingScorpion]

Lol

[@maggiejordan2638]

I'm with you

[@aikslf]

+Bailey Husty Hey, girl; I've got two words for you

[@baileyhusty9314]

+kooskotopia ???

[@xSTALINxGAMEMASTERx]

+kooskotopia 'LET'S F🍄CK' is what you were going to say?

[@TheCatseries]

When he changed clothes he looked a bit like zach king

[@zet3136]

hm

[@kie.sjaz.]

hm

[@Chippz]

hm

[@mono4390]

hm

[@jade0440]

hm

[@shortany]

Most of the time, when I'm on the mic, guys are like "Omg listen to this noob. 12 year old boys shouldn't be on this game. Isn't it past your bed time?" Then when I say I'm a girl, they go "omg are you serious? why aren't you in kitchen making me a sandwich?" Then they send me a friend request and tons of messages asking me if I have a kik and if I want to talk dirty. -.-

[@miriamlopez7409]

THAT'S DISGUSTING😱😱

[@ericlu9982]

Well, you certainly got the short end of the straw with guy gamers

[@GameCommandoNL]

+Brittany Cherry well. at least u get friend requests.

[@dramaticunicorn_1d434]

+Bram van der Vaart Ha! What game do you play?

[@maxieprimo2758]

I'm a guy, but I know what you mean.

[@nordic7453]

for me, there is a seventh state: I give up on trying to be the best and start to just have fun and shittalk and stuff

[@80roo58]

4:22 he mentions fishing line at 6:30. He's talking about the video before this one: If Horror Movies Weren't Scary. I've figured you out Ryan!

[@80roo58]

-6:36-

[@elamm5195]

yeah I thought of it too, the scene with the ghost that brings him chocolate

[@oliviaandrea9130]

You solved the cases *plays law and order theme*

[@chloeela5804]

OOHHHHHHHHH RYAN HIGA EXPOSEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Eggroll3s]

True

[@boxv6984]

You forgot “The guy who invites you to play Fortnite when ur playing another game

[@joshi.n]

henryk martinez bruh this vid is so old fortnite wasn’t even out

[@boxv6984]

Josh WIN Ik but I’m just saying that the new generation is f*cked up

[@AnnoyinglyFast]

@@boxv6984 Or that one guy who think that Fortnite is the best game ever and calls actually good game trash.

[@omarmoustafa8634]

@@AnnoyinglyFast I don't see why all this hatred about Fortnite I never played it and play PUBG but from watching it I guess it's a good game Even if it wasn't, why hating it just leave it alone

[@jiminshi_7182]

henryk martinez that is so true though

[@nongcue]

Have you heard about "campers"

[@zappingthunder]

Banjapat Hongsamat go to 'Why Video Games Are Good For You!' By Ryan

[@killerdude2057]

I hate campers man they keep on camping and shooting at me all the time but it's been a long time when I played cod.

[@keatonbloodworth1813]

Banjapat Hongsamat yeah its where you go outside and make campfires but then but then humanity happened

[@pandaman6151]

darkchili wtf.......

[@keatonbloodworth1813]

its the truth

[@mb0i321123]

Please come back, gaming is so bad now everything is ruined.

[@chrisdomenico4888]

stage 1-6 explains my life

[@Zatote]

Gracie Loves Stuff me too

[@gregoryhurford1366]

Life IS NOT A GAME

[@touchdalight]

once i get into a game i play it for months, i just cant stop myself. great video ryan i can always count on you for a laugh! :)

[@emadegeners1281]

carmie HEY

[@TBRvlogs]

Great videos man!

[@annaTHEmermaid]

Caramel, do you play league of legends? :)

[@mad-eb8gv]

ily carmie

[@egggaming2394]

touchdalight Ive got the same and I just recently have been improving at not playing the whole time

[@Jaybull]

Omg that ending killed me xD!

[@rashadvq]

omg its jay

[@alianeesal-lawati7072]

JJJAAAYYY

[@verizonsyder2436]

OMG Jayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@dearergoose2878]

+Ali Anees Al-Lawati wow he got friends to fake fans

[@blpphoenix1143]

JAYBULL! Bull 4 life

[@GRREZ]

the nigahiga era was so good

[@shanebgaming1991]

U forgot Stage 7: WHAT THE F$!? R U DOING I JUST HAD A 26 KILL STREAK THEN U STOP DEFENDING ME

[@arandomperson46]

Stage 8; "BRO!! I HAD A 4,308,666 KILL STREAK AND YOU FRIENDLY FIRE ME!!!! *breaks computer*

[@ThePitchPorbeagle]

You forgot stage 7: where you realize it’s just a game, and have fun with it.

[@qwertyuiop1854]

The phrase it’s just a game is such a weak mindset

[@ThePitchPorbeagle]

@account 112 chill Ninja

[@Luxe_101]

Games are meant to make you have fun playing them.

[@grievous_2257]

It's never just a game. It's prep for world war three. Yes even animal crossing

[@disabledaccount6300]

6 years too late buddy

[@ScottParkervstheWorld]

Me: "Dude, you just team killed me." Stoner or 13 year old kid who thinks he's a stoner: "Oh. Sorry, man. I'm high as fuck right now." Me: "Yeah, it's best if you don't play when you're high." Stoner: "Nah, man. It helps me concentrate." Me: "Well, clearly it doesn't if you team kill me and blame it on you being high." Stoner: "Shut up!" Stoner left the server. True story. So please, don't play when you're high. ;)

[@bribri0551]

***** ...... What ever floats your boat....

[@bribri0551]

***** again whatever floats your boat

[@bribri0551]

***** not really I know its true but should we really put females in the fact that their also users of the thing killing billions now a days? :-\

[@bribri0551]

***** ..... I see your point....

[@Oberky]

Agreed, i hate those kind of people. I actualy do smoke myself, but i hate everyone who goes all 'haha, lolz, im high/drunk so idgaf'. If you're too intoxicated to play, don't play. Or play against AI's or something :s

[@stuffzie8329]

In war thunder, I can imagine the starter boi's most annoying person: The seal clubber, AKA the guy that uses the F4U-1

[@zigga163]

Its funny how ksi and logan paul are arguing whos more relevent but ryan has more subs

[@userofthisaccountisretarde1440]

Akemi Arnes yeah, and Ryan doesn't start "beef"

[@lissyjimmy]

Akemi Arnes cnjfjf

[@pinecsne]

Akemi Arnes lol

[@beartato3892]

omg i never noticed but so true!

[@barneystinson5535]

Please dont bring those people up in Ryan's videos

[@elliam4812]

And there is the Noob who calls everyone noob but doesn't notice that everyone else has better stuff than him.

[@elliam4812]

And the sore loser. Gets rekt and says you have better things then me that why I died. Changes weapons to the one he has still gets rekt

[@deadhoundplayz3570]

true 😂

[@nithurshanm891]

+Kaneki Ken I thought u were fighting eto!!

[@serhiibarkov6881]

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[@caitlingreig1434]

I have something to admit... I am that person

[@sandunim1240]

My favorite moment: "Hi." "Hey." "I got two words for you." "What?" "Gender equality." *proceeds to stab*

[@mrockasdf6139]

Sanduni M he stabbed the boy so he has to stab the girl

[@iainbrady3629]

Sanduni M No it's Hey then Hi

[@leroyjenkins2648]

Learned how to act on cod at 12 years old based on this video. The afk and mic dj are menaces

[@zaneendicott9407]

You forgot squeakers and the girls that beg for attention

[@adamputra4973]

Squeakers shouldn't be problems. Basically saying black people can't do stuff white people can.

[@zaneendicott9407]

Ayers Evaxier not really.

[@zaneendicott9407]

Ayers Evaxier in no way does that connect to what I'm saying

[@maxwelljacobs8830]

Yeah no ones name is ImAMan253. Although it's o kay if your avatar is a girl beacause that's o kay.

[@mattz9268]

Zane Endicott Nah, squeakers are funny as hell.

[@HunterEelman]

The part when he said "At 6:36 you can clearly see the fishing line" was a reference to a comment in his _If Horror Movies Weren't Scary_ video to those who didn't catch it ;)

[@JMizzles]

Ye I noticed that two

[@TheJinxxyGamer]

Pun intended?

[@yesyes7068]

Oh i thought it was the scene from 'Evil twin brother' when the gun is just rolling around the ground and you can see the fishing line

[@HunterEelman]

jun lee That would work as well

[@rerfle6625]

Why do I have to be stage 6...

[@userofthisaccountisretarde1440]

Jordan Pang I'm on stage 8 where I think real life is just a game, shit this is a game

[@jasonyoung3802]

You're not alone

[@userofthisaccountisretarde1440]

Jason young who, me or the other guy?

[@jasonyoung3802]

Jordan but sometimes I'll geek out about a video game that I know a lot of or I am good at

[@dillity]

Jordan Pang I will join you. Wait. I already have...

[@StewartShubert]

just realizing 8 years later that Ryan was using the Mr Beast font before it became popular

[@green4ever626]

Does this happen to anyone.... Someone: "YEAH! Good work, boys." Me: "Yeah! Nice one, guys." Someone: "OH...umm... I didn't know you were a girl. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." Me: "It's okay, I don't care. I'm only here to play, dude." Someone 5 minutes later: *Makes a sex reference or inappropriate joke* "CRAP, I'm sorry, there's a girl here. Really sorry." Me: "I really don't care.. just say whatever." Someone: "Oh okay."

[@bailaohu7819]

No...because I just don't talk in online games. You seen the type of crazy that's out there? If it were someone like Anita in your place those poor guys would have their gamer IDs blasted in every news media for being hateful sexist, misogynistic assholes or something. So unless I know you in real life, I ain't saying shit.

[@pauhacbang8306]

No not to me, cause I don't simply just state my gender to anyone during a game.

[@suchintriguingthoughts7246]

Clovex626 I'm not a girl but that sounds funny

[@xianchen1935]

Those guys are the reason why some girls feel special playing games. Go tell them to stop, those sexists xF

[@green4ever626]

Pau Hacbang I never stated my gender lmao. They just know because of my voice.