Another GTA Online worst vehicles list because Rockstar lol

In this video I talk about another 5 vehicles that are absolutely terrible in the world of Grand Theft Auto Online
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[@mahmoodali2437]

poor Pyre Realm… The wait for gta6 has finally got to him…

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

Heu heu heu!!!!!

[@AwesomeAlex4810]

ALL OF US ARE GOING INSANE! COCKSTAR RELEASE GTA 6 FOR THE LOVE OF YO MAMA!

[@arandomcommenter412]

HeeheeheeHaw

[@Jasper_Kasper]

Feels like pyre realm has finally gone insane.

[@M4V3R1CK_13]

always has been

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

@@M4V3R1CK_13 Dayum right sister!

[@Chuked]

@@Pyrerealmgaming rockstar is inadvertently keeping you fed

[@unknown_karma12334]

bro the animations, you IMPROVED so much over the years sweet god

[@nova1726]

He uses motion capture

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

I had motion capture figured and sorted, but it took a long time for me to figure out a good workflow for lip sync that didnt A - Cost a ton of money or B Take ages to animate.

[@unknown_karma12334]

@@Pyrerealmgaming ohhh, interesting

[@VerseOW]

3:55 well the kinda plane its based on it notorious for the extremely long distances needed to get lift and low top speeds, they can't take off from most runways.

[@VerseOW]

@a decent person okay??

[@firdanharbima6997]

@@VerseOW even Then at least it goes y'know, FASTER THAN A HUMAN RUNNING?

[@shaheenal-asadi]

Your production quality always gets better, lots of talent Thanks for all the entertainment over the years covering GTA 5 :)

[@theletsplayer4921]

Na he has slipped a ton and is shit

[@BlazingOwnager]

On the Bombuska I think it's worth noting if you HAVE guns on the thing you CAN'T drive the vehicle in the back.. it's terrible as it's intended purpose and only okay as a sale vehicle hauler

[@DarianRamkissoon]

"Stealy Wheely Automobily" gotta love the reference to vipermanau

[@YuFow]

I can really sense your frustration towards these vehicles and I can’t say I blame you

[@adelinmadea2812]

Lovely video! Here is a fun fact that you will never need: Chernobog is the God of the dark and destruction in the slavic mythology.

[@NatureXwars]

Huh? The Chernobog's missile's tracking are pretty decent & it feels better than expected for a vehicle of its size given its all-wheel steering. But yeah, it is still highly impractical & driving it is a risk itself 'cause it has no Insurgent armor to negate its the explosions caused by its car squishing weight.

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

Most of what is said in the video is mainly for comedic value only, there is an exploit on PC that lets you steer the Chernobog much faster than usual which you can see if you watch that video, you basically use mouse turning and that lets you turn the wheels much faster.

[@ShadeCanadian]

True fact: Chernobog is translated to "The Black God." No Joke, I saw a Video off of it

[@damienmcdonald7610]

Yeah any jet pilot that isn't a complete noob will easily avoid those missiles though, then they'll fly right above you and then you're a big, stationary target with no armour... I do think it should have at least khanjali armour and be able to dumb fire the missiles, I'd buy it then

[@oscarfromsharktale3868]

Just wanna say respect for the galaxy on fire 2 profile picture

[@daniribata07]

6:00 the deer died from the ugliness of the car

[@Turgineer]

4:00 Going faster on a bike than a bomber is great.

[@mohlester6834]

wow, the change in production quality is a nice surprise

[@BigMobe]

When you join a random Doomsday Heist to try and help someone out and they want to use the Chernobog instead of your far superior Halftrack.

[@BigMobe]

I think the back of the Bombushka was patched so you cant drive vehicles into it anymore, at least not business vehicles. If the Slamtruck had a door on the back that could open and close like a Cargobob vehicles would have better chance of staying on it Fun fact: The stock Firestruck is faster than a fully upgraded RCV

[@Markiz93]

But RCV still have higher top speed and you can use in Simeon's repo mission.

[@BigMobe]

@@Markiz93 You can use the Firetruck for free the one time an RVC would be of any use. Also Im going to need a source because every time I played that mission the RCV was left behind by the Firetruck.

[@Markiz93]

@@BigMobe but still it's your personal vehicle and it will spawn near you instantly.

[@NFSBeast2365]

Fire truck is faster than RCV??? 🤣

[@BigMobe]

​@@Markiz93I can spawn a Sparrow, CEO Buzzard, or MKII next to me. The RCV is worthless. Being an owned emergency vehicle is only novelty of it. I haven't used that thing since I found out the firetruck was better in the Simeon missions. R* has a thing for making content that could be good, or at least practical, total garbage especially larger vehicles. At least if the RCV could take a few explosions it would be usable. Its basically a less fun Cerberus.

[@rustedyoda7339]

pyre realm has finally lost it and it's amazing keep putting these up.

[@Mourning-Sun]

They really missed an opportunity with the Slamtruck. It would have been so useful to have a functional rollback, but nooooooooo! Great vid as always, bro. 🤘

[@BlazingOwnager]

I doubt Pyre realm will see this message, but I have played GTA Online since before the release of the original heists on PC and I have to say as someone who appreciates this game more than most, the PC experience has become so unplayable with modders and spammers that literally single game I joined last night were nothing but mod menu users until I got onto a private friends invite only session and actually had some fun. I really, really want to set the record straight and I think it hurts the pressure on Rockstar to do something when there are videos like "The modding problem isn't so bad," with a conclusion it's not as common as people say it is, when in reality, it is worse. I'd love a chance to try to set the record straight and conduct some sort of more extensive test experiment to prove this point. In fact, I rarely suggest content, but I think there is an absolutely excellent video that would gain serious traction in the community in a real depthy look at these mod menus, how they are marketed through spam and shadey discord channels dealing in crypto, their effects, who uses them, etc. But most of all it has to start with the acknowledgement of the problem. I'm really not being hyperbolic when I say that mod menus are becoming so dominant, I have not had legitimate PVP in GTA in about a two years. I think in many lobbies mod menu users outnumber regular users even - all it takes is a little shove to make them come out (such as trying to claim a bounty). I also have a real issue with the "good modder" myth. Every good modder tries to infuse the game with their brand of justice, and think crashing people who blow up cars is somehow fair and reasonable and that teleporting people through heists uninvited is always a welcome thing. They are almost always extremely delusional and will proclaim how they just 'do good,' until something doesn't suit them, then they show what they are. This is a recurring thing I see over and over again and I really hate the 'good modder' narrative. Likely the people helping with the tests you've done have crashed and griefed countless players for not playing the game how they like. Anyway, this is a pretty long rant, but I'd love a chance to see a real look into this get some attention. There's tons of videos complaining about modders but none really doing the research into the whole crazy black market where tens of millions are being made and it's destructive impact on the game, literally. I'm still waiting to see if Rockstar has dumped PC in future updates because the situation is so untenable. ED: Great video by the way. Rockstar deserves to be roasted for several major decisions lately and this was spot on. I feel like GTA6 is going to be the next Fallout 76.

[@Tanubtanu]

yup I got boot out of the game for 3 times a single day, the game is unplayable unless on private server.

[@hanjo5093]

Love the comedy XD Chernopog is pretty got from distance against Mosquito Bikes tho

[@NFSBeast2365]

You’re back! 😃 I missed you so much! Thanks for all the years of awesome videos. I Hope for you all the best in your future works.

[@benjaminsmith7396]

It's always a nice treat to see your new videos

[@jmdmusicstudios2026]

I loved this video man! Super funny and great to see how your production and voice over has improved massively over the years! I'll make one critique though, please can you use a stronger limiter on your VO as it almost blew my bloody ears off in the louder parts! LOL

[@no.1morbiusfan388]

Poor little pyre realm , I feel bad for him ... schizophrenia is a bitch

[@junko2511]

the way i see the RCV is just a personal version of a firetruck thats all

[@ronshortedits]

Hope Pyre realm gets more views on his content

[@sheeptasker6399]

What’s annoying the Bombuskas guns are broken and have been for about 2 years now so it’s even more useless

[@braixy642]

The Slamtruck is the best example of Rockstar going “you're going to buy all our new shit anyway, so fuck you“

[@manuelzamorano121]

The motion capture in this video is on point!

[@tomj4406]

Nice vid, PRG! Super cool added in FX! Thanks! & Timmy's mom is a smoke show.. too bad about her messed up voice, aha. ..so with the Grand RP game, would we play it with our existing GTAO avatar or do we have to make a new one? Thnx!

[@ultimatechad8738]

The Zhaba is properly pronounced "ja-ba" with the j sounding like the "S" in the word pleasure, comes from slavic languages and it means frog or toad.

[@girf4233]

oh so like zhaba

[@krishnakarma6166]

Great gta content btw can I ask you how you make all this stuff in gtav online I mean I'm really curious

[@joshuaslaughter8955]

best...video yet.. the mother bit was perfection X"D

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

The mocap is on par with the in-game TV shows

[@defectpawn7194]

Until oppressors are literally removed from the game it can't even be played.

[@korhol2065]

The slam truck sucks so bad that a super car called the cheetah has better ramp capabilitys if only exclusively for bikes

[@ignitedember343]

The chernobog is useful when paired with Imani out of sight jets can't dodge by spinning and if they don't know where you are they can't go straight at you to dodge the missiles

[@arandomcommenter412]

I’ve seen that profile picture before….

[@StabbySabby]

i unironically use the Chernobog almost daily, at least before the MK2 nerf even if the target uses chaff, if i can get one missile off, they are simply doomed or they jump off and their bike gets destroyed anyway. it's good at targeting MK2s, helicopters and Deluxos and that's it now with the mk2 nerf, i'll barely use it

[@Markiz93]

Everyone forgot that in Slamtruck you can use hydraulics and then raise its rear, then the vehicle you put in Slamtruck will not fall out.

[@tristenalley1462]

Tried this. Vehicle still rolls off.

[@firdanharbima6997]

Tell that to rockstar

[@robertmandl9326]

Getting Jim Sterling vibes from the opening dance at 00:14 😀

[@colorgreen8728]

The fact that I can’t play with PS4 on PS5 is the most egregious offense

[@TbjrL]

I really wish they fixed the bamboshka, the fact that some upgrades add an invisible wall is soo annoying, considered buying 2 one for pissing around in and having the cargo hold and the other for its ac130 similarities when fully maxed

[@TakumisBizarreRacingAdventure]

1:27 W for putting that Officer Tenpenny Theme there

[@HXRRVISH]

how did u get ur gta character model and use it with motion capture thingy

[@triple7gaming243]

2:01 that *FUCKING BOAT* had me in shatters 😂

[@VerseOW]

Hey, just BTW I love your content. I haven't watched one of your videos in a while, but I'm taking a shit so might as well!

[@theillegalseagull6838]

Bruh I don't like the style but Ill be honest this is the only example of me liking it this was really funny and well done

[@bottomtierluck2295]

Thank god I watched this vid so I could see Pyre realm throw it back

[@katsasstrophy2334]

LMAO i loved it, thanks for the laugh

[@link.not.available]

Jesus Christ bro, you know that a KZbinr has sunk to their lowest point in life when they resort to an intro like the one we just saw

[@thesenate1844]

Chernobog should have had the same TV guided missiles as the Kosatka

[@troypowers750]

Pyre Realm has a mental breakdown. Okay this is how you pronounce Zhaba. Think Shhhhhh. But replace the s with a z.

[@firekingatlas1519]

LMAO The Ed Edd n Eddy sound effects. XD

[@MotherRosie]

Gonna master all of these. I've already mastered the chernobog. I get kills with it pretty much daily. You just have to know how to use it

[@bigdapramirez6157]

"The vapid winky? More like the RAPID WANKY! *OHHHHHHHHH-"* -Pyre realm gaming

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

Who is Pyrealm gaming?

[@XRK_3658]

I miss the bored and depressed pyre realm

[@williamhaynes7089]

Bombushka cant carry vehickles any more once you upgrade it... not that even buying jato, and faster speed does anything

[@jordanporter8433]

This video was a fever dream and I love it

[@jurredevries7357]

The chernopog had an buff, the missle on ps4 are almost can outrun them.

[@polobyjacob626]

For the slam truck you can stand on the back and not fall of when driving :0

[@TbjrL]

Also of you could upgrade the riot van (forget the name of it) like you could that one areana truck with tlamwthrowers if probably consider it, other wise it's just a glorified firetruck

[@Mozzie_Mozza]

I won the slam truck at the casino which came in pink and light blue

[@LittleGibler]

The Slamtruck is actually at the top of its class (service I believe)

[@Creminson]

There is this mega big plane that has bombs but dude it's so big it uses all the space of your hangar and can't even drop bomb on anything since you have to be very high to not crash into anything but then you can't aim on anything

[@deez8993]

Ain't no way he hatin on the slamtrack, neva dis in ma main wip again.

[@summerysteam96]

no gta ytber has such amazing edits

[@thelegoman1176]

For the zhaba, an armoured amphibious vehicle, hmmm reminds me of the APC.......

[@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas]

The RCV should be able to be modified to replace the water cannon with different guns

[@jaydiston5396]

The thing that got me laughing is the thing handles like a fucking boat 😂😂

[@mysterypug]

Zahba is probably my favorite car in GTA it's fun to mess around with

[@Nedak2003]

The rcv does have armor. When i had to get that thing for the setup, an asshole in a deluxo shot about 7 missles at it before me and my freind decided to step out and kill him. We made it back to the facility with the thing smoking and still driving like it's supposed to. I agree with all the other stuff you said about it tho.

[@xnotasweatx]

It’s because it’s a setup vehicle they are different entirely to the normal one

[@Nedak2003]

@@xnotasweatx oh

[@adamshea2245]

Yup. Set up vehicle are really different from normal one. Check R2K for example

[@identity_undetermined]

What's the music at 2:57? I swear I recognise it from somewhere.

[@Hemostat]

I think it's from the Jimqusition's fuck Konami section

[@identity_undetermined]

@@Hemostat Nevermind, found out what it is. Thanks though!

[@ktheshow4391]

Does that grand rp thing have any US servers? Or I spose I could just go and look by checking the link now couldn't I. Ahem... sooooo.... I'm going to go do that.

[@unums]

It sucks that your content has widowed down to almost none, as quality as it was and is. I guess there’s only so much you can get out of just 1 game. Especially with GTA 6 still being 4 years away.

[@Jimmy-ms4sj]

Biggest mistake these guys make is locking themselves into one game.

[@tavissalley1096]

Yup he committed to one game and now he’s suffering people not really watching his content because gta itself is dry

[@AetherMaster]

Because his fanbase would have a hissy fit if he did.

[@xxrng-_-godxx5432]

Chernobog is actually really op the missiles go through buildings after a certain range and “wall hack” players from a pretty good range you just need to know what your doing ofc

[@kingpichu5397]

Pokemon gym leader music😁

[@daniellane1605]

ChernoPOG should be able to shoot down any aircraft once u get a lock on

[@realkingbry3720]

That intro though 😳

[@scottwinfrey8250]

If anything needs to have OP, never missing missiles it's the Chernobog...

[@WomanSlayer69420]

Almost identical to the professional’s list. Seems like some things are objectively trash.

[@viiiprr9089]

5:10 Shaba I guess It means Frog in many slavic languages

[@im_r0by]

1:38 you need to download a mod menu

[@deeznuts23yearsago]

The chernobog should have imani tech No lock on and 10 missile armour with best tracking missiles in the game

[@syminite1]

Don't know what drugs you on but the Chernobog is the best anti aircraft Weapon in the game. It works on All planes, Jets, Helicopters, and Deluxo! Basically if you got a Chernobog you own the skies.

[@uihdqsmfnsdvqep]

dunno about the chernobog tho, not saying it's good not at all. I just feel like it's just not as inacurate as people say it is. I once shot down a jet that was far enough from me that i could properly see it.

[@Techpowers90]

Looking at the thumbnail tells me you play Postal 2 lmao

[@Ad1ksoN]

This car sounds like "жаба" 🤣

[@owenshodges1441]

I love how cursed this video is

[@aaronochoa-fernandez2726]

3:27-3:31 He'll be Allright.

[@jannes_rdl8788]

the cargo bay of the bombushka is now useable!? as i remember there was a invisible wall in it

[@celisairlines4214]

Just need to remove armor and livery and itll work, its so dumb 😒

[@amonhaq3103]

You were depressed not really surprised 😂

[@AlbanyHermes]

The bombuskha’s guns are broken :L

[@innerpower4421]

Bruh the chernobog is one of the best weaponized vehicles in gta. 1. It has twice the lock on reach of the oppressor. 2. It’s missiles damage is about equal to the rpg, which is about the same as a kosatka cruise missile. 3. It’s missile accuracy is on par with the oppressor. Now to examine it’s shortcomings let me put it this way. It’s health is bad because it’s a MISSILE launcher not a tank. Irl ones are delicate machines meant to attack at a distance not upclose. Finally it’s handeling is bad because it’s literally a heavy artillery truck. Did you all expect it to be super car?

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

Well there is a reason why you don't see them in freemode (I at least never see them in freemode)

[@innerpower4421]

@@Pyrerealmgaming Love your vids Pyre realm and glad to see another upload. But to add a rebuttal I'd say it's most likely because just like how most tryhards and griefers can't use anything but jets and oppressors, most can't use this. It's honestly the same reason you barely see anyone use a Starling even though it is arguably the best dogfighter in the game. Sweats and tryhards just don't put in the time to actually master non game breaking vehicles.

[@adamshea2245]

@@Pyrerealmgaming it's good almost no one see or use them

[@saltfrog5]

0:20 what is this song?

[@BenKimm]

I love the song

[@dasdough]

At least the ad is revelant to the video and isn't some shitty hello fresh one lol

[@danh2134]

The RCV is great for fighting COVID

[@ItzzzBeamo]

2:02 is that... is that. 88-fingers ed?

[@Pyrerealmgaming]

Yes

[@bogdanhiges728]

Broo that killed me🤣🤣🤣 6:00

[@mollyanderson657]

1:09 Aye bro Chill out.

[@Rusty9017]

Rune žaba, that little thing above Z does not exist in english, but if you look it up it might answer your question. BTW it means frog.