Today I F*cked Up

[@QE-mf6gd]

The Bangladesh story ended with him linking the go fund me page and they raised way more than they needed. Good end to the story.

[@bubbletea9111]

Smosh did it on reddit stories and they raised hella money too.

[@allysonsmyntek8612]

@@bubbletea9111which episode did they do it on?

[@bubbletea9111]

@@allysonsmyntek8612 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gX-anJ14j9KsZsUsi=Tq_4PLF6BzJJerW6

[@skriddlehiddles]

@@allysonsmyntek8612 Secondhand Cringe, minute 41. It’s on the smosh pit channel. The whole episode is pretty good!

[@wolfordclay]

I was coming to comment this ! I remember hearing about this story somewhere

[@picklejuice2]

the medium one was definitely that girl getting eaten out and thinking “god this sucks… let’s have fun with it” and then she whipped out the classic “you dead meemaw is staring at us”

[@totaldan99]

So fucking unrelated and probably tmibut i genuinely don't understand how someone can fail at cunnilingus Im not the Egyptian god of oral and my body count definitely won't require someone to use all their fingers (on one hand) but ive always gotten a few sounds if not the squeezing thighs since I started doing it. My only guess is she was bi And has higher standards lmao

[@Zeta9966]

100%. She was hoping it would make him stop

[@picklejuice2]

@@Zeta9966 1000%

[@boredagain7545]

Its almost 3am and i just started the video, cant wait until this comment starts making sense

[@picklejuice2]

@@boredagain7545 😂

[@ANNtique]

I’m so glad the last one didn’t end with his mom finding the coconut and serving it as part of dinner

[@harasnicole]

I swear I thought that that was where it was heading 😅

[@xnng]

same but it was still really bad

[@dualcaster]

i would've preferred that over what we got, cuz that shit was disgusting.

[@ItsAlannaBanana]

I think you have been watching too much 🌽

[@KillerOstrich]

Fun for the whole family

[@skyguard3942]

I had truly hoped we escaped CBAT

[@Valintinestudios]

I recognize it so fast

[@astreusastresus198]

It is truly a legendary song.

[@Lasagna-le8ht]

Same☠️

[@denversgaming8006]

Neverrrrrrrrrr

[@teppi5119]

Agreed.

[@karencuccia2773]

I’m going to need a part 2, 3, 4 and so on of this 😂😂😂😂

[@sterling5052]

Abso-freakin-lutely, I second this

[@emeissing184]

We need more for sure this was hilarious 😂 😃

[@NateMcCoy1194]

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.

[@Violexie-wb7op]

SAME

[@Kaze0774]

Joe we need more

[@bluntforcetanya]

buddy in the last one deserved every bit of that

[@SlamMyClam]

Easily the most disgusting thing I've heard in recent memory. I pity the women who unknowingly has sex with that dude.

[@Drkilljoy94]

@@SlamMyClamno one is fucking that last guy. The mental gymnastics you have to go through to get to coconut fucking comes with 0% success rate on puss

[@mrshmuga9]

He sure put the _nut_ back in coconut…

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Saying a stranger who did no harm to you or anyone else deserves harm upon himself is indicative of an even worse headspace than he was in.

[@VX_XI]

​@AppleOfThineEye if you do something very stupid without even thinking about the grave consequences that could happen, then they bought it on themselves and they deserve it.

[@machete777-l9g]

I'm so happy Joe discovered reddit. There's a lot of crazy stuff on there

[@evabakker]

Lol he had a full ant colon-y

[@gabrielapetrilli9852]

That was exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@meech.s]

Joe just now finding the CBAT guy is perfect

[@kaikofie7863]

I was NOT prepared for the Cbat story to be in here

[@esthera8805]

What does cbat stand for

[@triplel40]

@@esthera8805it’s the name of the song the guy was playing.

[@ironavi99]

I’m so stunned that his literally job is the internet and hadn’t heard the CBAT story?? I’m impressed

[@rainbowjackson9475]

this ken is just youtube not reddit

[@CuteAngel22930]

@@rainbowjackson9475 It went viral all over social media, not just something only ppl on reddit knew about.

[@BamBabyBrenda]

@@CuteAngel22930 some people just don't care though

[@MellowDad]

cbat????? feel like i know you’re talking about the coconut story but i have never seen it given a nickname

[@CuteAngel22930]

@@MellowDad CBAT is the name of the song used in the “favorite s** song” post.

[@bloop6111]

The second story: dead ants The third story: dead aunts

[@julieann2454]

Two seagulls having an argument 😂

[@alanherrera5234]

This brings back the same feeling of when you used to make the people of Walmart series please keep making this type of content it's how I found and fell in love with your humor the amount of time I spent rewatching your old content and now to have you make new content that feels like the past brings so much genuine joy.

[@jmoney2736]

I need to pour bleach in my ears after that last part😂💀

[@nolo9068]

Greg's laugh in the background is HILARIOUS! 😂

[@Awesometrax]

The ants and especially the coconut story make me want to crawl into a ball of cringe and disgust. Also I'm disappointed at the lack of reaction to CBAT... first time I read that story I was laughing uncontrollably.

[@taylorjohnson3141]

i literally just found out about CBAT yesterday so hearing that that guy actually fucked someone to that song is so insanw

[@danissdiary]

Same I was fucking dead🤣

[@theshocker8150]

Same. I started singing it and laughing the minute Joe started reading. He did need more of a reaction lmao

[@heroinfathr]

right?? i thought he'd react more

[@seminnesotatrainsairplanes839]

I guess you could say he had ants in his pants

[@MegaMrMinecraft1]

That coconut incident is definitely a good example of incidents someone has that are so traumatic that they inflict mental trauma on those listening to the story.

[@ConnorMiller417]

Today, I f***** up by watching this video and tried not to laugh. The ant story had me laughing SO HARD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Austin.Kilgore]

8:49 I think they’re necessary lol it paints a picture of people who DESPERATELY need it, so makes it worse he’s having to refund it

[@justacatfish2405]

i hope i’m not the only one laughing so much at the Bangladesh donation one, not because it’s funny, but because it’s just SO UNFORTUNATE AND CRAZY

[@iceunelle]

I feel bad for everyone involved to be honest.

[@vordt4139]

I would have given them at least 5k back.

[@justacatfish2405]

@@iceunelle duh

[@smokeytaboo]

I read in the comments that he shared the gofundme and got a bunch of donations

[@peachesnscream]

I really don't think there's enough people talking about the ants in the ass story, that was HORRENDOUS

[@herstoryanimated]

I don't think he ant-icipated the outcome!

[@andybrown1002]

I'm.. I'm scarred for life after that last one

[@littleredruri]

Joe discovering Cbat was not what I expected to see today but a pleasant surprise👍

[@elainafitzsimmons7807]

seeing this a year later is WILDDD😂😂😂

[@wonky-t-wonk]

That GoFundMe story is such a modern day Seinfeld episode.

[@jillianodonnell3960]

2 seagulls having an argument? 2 SEAGULLS HAVING AN ARGUMENT 😂

[@DukeDarkshadow]

I REALLY could have gone my whole life without hearing that last story.

[@Jupiter-T]

The ant one as well! Whyyyyyyy

[@amemooress6291]

I've heard the Bangladesh one a while ago. Reddit actually went and blew up that charity's donation page because of that TIFU post. And I actually went and donated to them as well :D

[@reginnna]

That's awesome 😊

[@masochistic_art]

im literally so glad to hear this. im not good with embarassment and guilt and mistakes like that genuinely give me intense anxiety like mt stomach was in knots thinking about people in bangladesh being so excited and to then have that massive let down, it makes me feel lmao. so glad there was a positive resolution

[@reginnna]

@@masochistic_art for a person with the username you have, you sure are a wholesome guy! lol

[@avamichele710]

I just had my gallbladder removed. I can’t even get through half of this video because I’m trying so hard to not bust out laughing! Laughing and coughing hurts so damn bad! Uhh I’ll have to come back to your channel at a later date!

[@Spelfie]

I also made the mistake of watching a Joe video while in the hospital after having my gallbladder out. I thought I was going to pop stitches

[@TommyLellan]

Mistaking drunk sex for gay sex sounds like a Freudian slip there, Joe 😂

[@mckeldin1961]

Started with ants and ended with maggots. This was hysterical!!!!

[@lucasdanby]

He had a COLONy of ants 😎

[@thewingsoffried-om]

Goddammit, you beat me to it 😂

[@lucasdanby]

@@thewingsoffried-omI was surprised Greg didn’t say something 😂

[@laurelz3851]

The one about the go fund me has a happy ending though. The traction his story got brought enough people to the go fund me, which has raised over $167,000 now!

[@UltimateGamerCC]

just goes to show, some of the best things to happen, occur by accident.

[@Wildmetalhead]

​@@UltimateGamerCCYes agreed 💯

[@Jupiter-T]

Humans can be so awful, so it's really nice to hear about things like this, just a bunch of people banding together to do something cool.

[@janvmua]

Omg the last story is DISTURBING!!!!!

[@aaronhicks3231]

needs a part 2 asap. made me laugh the entire video

[@amemooress6291]

Watching Joe discover the CBAT reddit story and listen to the song 😂😂😂😂 It's all I've ever wanted

[@radioactive_baby]

It's great😂😂😂

[@theoutcastkid7123]

The last one made my pregnant ass violently gag. That dude is a serial killer or something

[@Jupiter-T]

Dude I'm not pregnant and I could not deal either

[@bonnieforman9700]

Joe, only you would have a show like this. Sometimes, I wonder why I'm watching you, but your "Idiots on the Internet" and "People of Walmart" got me hooked. And then, for some reason, I always give you a thumbs up, just for having the guts to do this kind of content.

[@astreusastresus198]

Idiots of the Internet is so funny. And all the people shitting themselves in Walmart is hilarious too. I don't think there's a single unfunny video on this channel

[@bonnieforman9700]

Idiots of the Internet is my favorite because of Joe's reaction to everything he reads. I'm surprised he isn't more famous. He could have his own sitcom. @@astreusastresus198

[@amelia.cathryn]

Today I fucked up and decided to watch this while I was on my lunch break. Needless to say, the coconut story DESTROYED my appetite. Lesson learnt: don't change my routine of watching after I've gotten home from work 😂

[@mckennamagathan1051]

at least the jolly rancher story wasn’t in this video. that would have made it worse

[@NateMcCoy1194]

Dude I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

[@charlesheibert9585]

"it should be 8 minutes max" oh bless your heart, Joe

[@chellnicole5490]

Him wearing this shirt makes me think he’d look good in scrubs

[@SamanthaDube-yb1tu]

Joe was on one episode of Two Hot Takes and this man is now a king of Reddit lol

[@ninomitchell2039]

9:50 the song reminds me of spongebob squeaking the chair in the episode he had to write an essay

[@livelong_june]

Joe is looking more and more like an overzealous cop by the day

[@chrisputnam4163]

Excellent choice of threads to cover. Need more of this and others. 😅

[@willowfeyth]

bro didn’t know CBAT??? truly my favorite joe fact to date

[@TheDeven1000]

This would be a great series to continue

[@kaylalee3577]

As a THT listener I am very impressed at Joey acting like this is the first time he’s heard the coconut story. One of the grossest EVER!

[@zacharyponds4582]

I just laughed WAY too loud... especially for being in a hotel. My apologies go out to Rooms 319 and 323 for waking them up 🤣... Please make more of these

[@reptiqueen7275]

I probably did the same thing to my downstairs neighbors! Thankfully the lady in the apartment next to me works nights

[@AliceDuchess420]

0:56 so is nobody gonna say anything about the ghost?

[@lucindar2766]

Fr what was that???

[@karenkilaa13]

This is my new favorite series ever

[@angelenaj0Li3]

Okay yes we need more of your reactions to these 🤣 always having me cry laughing with these types of videos!

[@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken]

Absolutely nothing prepared me for that last story. What the actual fuck

[@christina71219]

Greg’s random bursts of laughs in the background are literally everything!!!!😂😂 I freaking love you guys so damn much, y’all don’t even understand!! Haha💙

[@CarolinaSchmeed447]

Dude as soon as he read the title for the CBAT story I knew 💀

[@RachelVonLee]

Christ I need therapy after that last one 😂

[@MacReacts.]

the coconut story has me crying and puking at the same time

[@ToffmanToff]

"8 minutes tops" spoken like a straight white boy 😂 I love you Joe but 8 minutes? Come on now 😂

[@brittanymaurer96]

I remember the C-Bat song controversy last year. LMAO

[@BrookeKlassen-x9o]

that coconut one made me upset. unbelievable ☠

[@icyouluna1713]

Alright ….I’m never eating my lunch while watching this cus that last story almost made me BARF 😭🤢🤢

[@Tcwilliams07]

Jesus. I couldn't make it past the medium/ grandma story without pausing because I have cramps from laughing 😂😂

[@JacobDutil]

That coconut story, especially that last paragraph fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@VX_XI]

That last story was so messed up that I nearly threw up. My God. What is wrong with people, just be normal! Its not that hard...

[@nazcraz11]

"Just be normal." 😂😂😂

[@AppleOfThineEye]

"Just be normal." -🤓

[@Shewas-kathybates]

Just be sanitary

[@meredithgrimm6635]

Greg laughing in the background is the best part lol

[@zydratehore]

I wasn’t not prepared for the last story, the way I screamed stop as Joey kept reading maggots 😩😭

[@sinceretuitt1865]

I will never escape Cbat

[@chrystag1]

Greg laughing in the background makes me laugh harder every time 😂

[@nicoleterceira]

NOT THE CBAT STORY OH MY GOD

[@TheBibster17]

Please continue to do these their hilarious!

[@hjcufdjskzxcb22j8]

These types of videos make my day😂

[@hsanchez12885]

😂😂😂 Please make more of these. The Coconut one had me dying. 😂😂😂

[@aleksandrkostylev2409]

Missed opportunity to say he had a full "colon"-y of ants

[@krisschneids]

this had me dieing up until the MAGGOTS and then i was straight dry heaving 🤣☠

[@kat_td7675]

My tombstone will read "died from hearing the 15000 dollar donation story and that dude playing the c-black song for sex rhythm" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@morganparker5762]

CBAT revival in time for its 1 year anniversary

[@donavinmansfield7090]

BRO MORE OF THESE PLEASE I BEG YOU

[@BoomGiggity]

Well , I won't be needing dinner tonight...

[@romojeremy1]

Love the seamless transition into the ads

[@jessicajsc98]

Joe discovering Cbat is such a core moment

[@HawksFang]

Poor man had a COLONy of ants.

[@betteryourlife865]

I’d heard the coconut one and still gagged.

[@cicelyrosegrey]

That last video has just fully ruined coconuts for me 😭😂

[@Reba.Shiesty]

100000% 😂

[@lisadooley3872]

I never liked coconuts anyway but if I were a guy that would be the last thing I’d use for happy chemistry on myself!!!

[@cicelyrosegrey]

@@lisadooley3872 i will never ever look at a coconut the same way again 😂 what honestly possessed this guy 😭😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@lisadooley3872]

@@cicelyrosegrey Right??? But of all things why a coconut??? It makes me think of that coconut that Tom Hanks made friends with in Castaway and how he cried about it when he floated away and he couldn’t save it!! What was that coconut’s name???

[@cicelyrosegrey]

@@lisadooley3872 my god i never even thought about wilson 😭😂

[@X-35173]

If I was the proctologist in the ant story I would tell the guy (whether it was true or a lie) "Trust me, I've seen worse."

[@DapUniversalTarot]

Being a psychic (you don't have to believe if you don't want to) the "gift" doesn't just turn off when you really don't want to think about it and I've been in so many hookup sessions that turn into full readings. Thankfully, it's after the deed and during pillow talk but something about being intimate with somebody does give me a flood of information about them I didn't ask to know.

[@ms.23]

“Do you have an uncle?” 😂

[@MegaDerpification]

I knew right away what the song one was. I KNEW IT INSTANTLY.

[@miahmarie2333]

Joe has discovered C-bat

[@chrisralph4315]

“Out of all the fruits in the world.. a coconut?” 😂😂

[@mylkuh]

8:53 i did not expect Joey to remind me of cbat by hudson mohawk on a random september morning 😭

[@tgguitarguy]

All I ever notice when watching these videos is that the picture behind you looks like an abstract drawing of Goofy because it's the same color scheme. Blue pants, orange shirt, green hat lol.

[@lostNapathetic]

The coconut fuck up had me in tears !!!!!!!!!!! Fucking hilarious LOL!!

[@skyepie5250]

This feels like good old KZbin again, love your videos Joe

[@ashley-m]

i can’t believe joe is just discovering the CBAT post

[@jinxyjett]

Actually in tears over this video I laughed so hard. Thanks Joe for the belly laughs 😂❤

[@ericworley4361]

The reason he used all those adjectives was to help fully convey how horrible the situation made him feel, like its bad enough in abstract but once you can actually see the awful conditions and suffering of these people you are about to take back this money from itd be tempting to just let em have it after all.

[@teyoungblood4415]

I was ready to be Rick rolled. 😂😂😂 That was great.

[@AutiSims]

Just watching this video and I was reminded of CBAT I can’t 😭😭 I’ll never get over that story

[@nataliag2397]

Omg not the ants😭😂