Chris Distefano's Belly Button is Way Too Deep - Answer The Internet

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@chrisavalos3341
@chrisavalos3341 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this dude has a valid medical degree currently is impressive
@jorn.999
@jorn.999 3 жыл бұрын
Read this and then watch the first 3 secs of the video
@jeramieshoe837
@jeramieshoe837 3 жыл бұрын
@@jorn.999 exactly what i just did lmao
@mursemumu93
@mursemumu93 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabriel Kincaid yeah he isn't an MD
@Charliekelly_
@Charliekelly_ 2 жыл бұрын
@Charliekelly_
@Charliekelly_ 2 жыл бұрын
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
If you enjoyed this video- just know that this is basically a mini version of the ChrissyChaos Podcast, (also available on KZbin). Our guy is WILD!
@stevelafave560
@stevelafave560 3 жыл бұрын
Join the Chaos!
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
Yes- definitely join the chaos! In fact this week’s episode of Chrissy Chaos is next level!
@stevelafave560
@stevelafave560 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrsParksIsInTheHouse blew my balls off
@NoVACorpsGaming
@NoVACorpsGaming 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in the FOG, babe
@BolognaSmack
@BolognaSmack 3 жыл бұрын
CLIP IT!!!
@kevinjones1597
@kevinjones1597 3 жыл бұрын
This was a good drunk laugh at 3 AM. Chrissy Clamydia never disappoints
@Plague_Doc22
@Plague_Doc22 3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's in bed, then he disappoints.
@larryjohnson3087
@larryjohnson3087 3 жыл бұрын
I can't decide if I love Chris because he is amazing and funny, or he just reminds me of a mix of a bunch of idiots i grew up with.
@irework213
@irework213 3 жыл бұрын
Both, both? Both is good.
@ChristopherPaulOder
@ChristopherPaulOder 3 жыл бұрын
We all need that friend that goes '' oh you're over 7''
@WackJallis
@WackJallis 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t feel like being a pirate is as gay as being a cowboy” - Chrissy Chaos 2021
@Bengdnr
@Bengdnr 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna tell him that most people became pirates because they were gay and pirates didn’t care
@jttank5578
@jttank5578 2 жыл бұрын
Is he wrong? I mean what do gays dress up like? Yup cowboys
@DestroyerSTP
@DestroyerSTP 3 жыл бұрын
Damn this dude runs out of breath just by talking haha he literally talks nonstop. Him and Brent Kerschner need to hang out.
@jacob5953
@jacob5953 3 жыл бұрын
They did a cooking with bert episode together its on All Things Comedy channel
@redjaredc1472
@redjaredc1472 3 жыл бұрын
Are you taking about Bret Krishna? He's hilarious!
@evanx8779
@evanx8779 3 жыл бұрын
@@redjaredc1472 Gotta love Burnt Krystals
@JoshSDshot
@JoshSDshot 3 жыл бұрын
They do lol
@miguelsomarriba1103
@miguelsomarriba1103 3 жыл бұрын
Good old Bruce Kraisler
@AyeeAlexx
@AyeeAlexx 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Bobby Lee on this
@richiestu8223
@richiestu8223 3 жыл бұрын
Someone has to read the phone for him lmao
@ScottieFindsFish
@ScottieFindsFish 3 жыл бұрын
no thanks
@dannyvzsz7682
@dannyvzsz7682 3 жыл бұрын
@@ScottieFindsFish you're lame
@stevelafave560
@stevelafave560 3 жыл бұрын
Vinny is gonna whoop Chrissy D for this one 🤣🤣🤣
@Angellaye
@Angellaye 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his normal speed is my 2x lmao
@TheWhatman21
@TheWhatman21 3 жыл бұрын
Hell meanwhile this is the speed im trying to slow down to
@BatmanSmokesLoud
@BatmanSmokesLoud 3 жыл бұрын
oooooh Vinny is gonna kill him for that one😂😂😂😂😂
@mikejimenez6470
@mikejimenez6470 3 жыл бұрын
8:18 “think I’m over 7?” Lmao the way he says that is hella funny
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
“Beethoven was like, I heard that!”
@Listarded
@Listarded 3 жыл бұрын
CHRISSY CHAOS IS TAKING OVER THE INTERNET BABES
@thernius4284
@thernius4284 3 жыл бұрын
This format was made for this German Italic freakazoid of a cute kid !! WOILD
@sorryfortheinconvenience5216
@sorryfortheinconvenience5216 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t feel a pirate is as gay” 😂 whos gonna tell him
@14freckles14
@14freckles14 3 жыл бұрын
Chris is the textbook definition of a himbo I love it
@Angellaye
@Angellaye 3 жыл бұрын
give this guy a sitcom !!!!!
@mysliktm
@mysliktm 3 жыл бұрын
He has a pilot episode staring Chaz Palminteri as his dad
@juggs_mcbulge
@juggs_mcbulge 3 жыл бұрын
Hes got a few podcasts on No Presh network
@MrNicvdb
@MrNicvdb 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy lead actor face, supporting actor body Distefano!
@mikeb9667
@mikeb9667 3 жыл бұрын
8:30 🤣😂🤣
@reneejustinexo
@reneejustinexo 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Distefano makes my life better
@AnswertheInternet
@AnswertheInternet 3 жыл бұрын
We got him all week on the @KFC Radio channel. About 3 more hours of Chrissy over the next two days!
@user-kr7fd1ru4k
@user-kr7fd1ru4k 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 2:45 3:29 4:45 6:14
@rickiesix1888
@rickiesix1888 3 жыл бұрын
Christy Clamydia is ca-YuuuuTe!
@edhernandez8523
@edhernandez8523 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Everyone needs Chrissy Chaos in their lives!
@brendandevlin6022
@brendandevlin6022 3 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect guy for this
@campbellj3076
@campbellj3076 3 жыл бұрын
John in the ball gag hahaha
@bill6
@bill6 3 жыл бұрын
Chris is a genius fr
@mattpinto2351
@mattpinto2351 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like the dude from "how ridiculous" if that dude came from Brooklyn and had a creepy uncle
@jimgearing260
@jimgearing260 3 жыл бұрын
Man, after the zoom and the build up through 6:20, I was so ready for something like "When my body's on Spirit Airlines but then some baggage boy fucks my dead body to get his laundry done." Still an awesome set brother!
@emceeodessa5606
@emceeodessa5606 3 жыл бұрын
I totally thought that's where he was goin.
@masonstornello9419
@masonstornello9419 3 жыл бұрын
Love the pimpy shoutaht
@eliyahuohiyon7461
@eliyahuohiyon7461 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has a Doctorial degree.....
@ROFO79
@ROFO79 3 жыл бұрын
I choose poop every time I sit down. You have to stand. However instead of sitting down you could lay down.
@matthew.dehaven
@matthew.dehaven 3 жыл бұрын
that 9/11 joke was a little bit similar to Louis CK's (from 2008)
@duncmeisterg6028
@duncmeisterg6028 3 жыл бұрын
I thought so too, but these guys are all so aware of joke theft after the whole Rogan/Mencia beef that I would guess this is either just parallel thinking or it's true and just happens to be similar to the Louis CK bit.
@newschannel5895
@newschannel5895 3 жыл бұрын
Letsgoooo 2 minutes till realease
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 3 жыл бұрын
CHRISSSYYYYYYYYY
@colleenmarie1689
@colleenmarie1689 3 жыл бұрын
God I love him.
@desireboudoirphotography
@desireboudoirphotography 3 жыл бұрын
This was made for Chrissy Chaos
@ShadyRecords-n7z
@ShadyRecords-n7z 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ.... How come I ve never heard about this guy before. If I ever get cancer I probably deserve it.
@Randomynous01
@Randomynous01 3 жыл бұрын
You should watch MTV’s Guy Code/Girl Code
@3KneeDeep
@3KneeDeep 3 жыл бұрын
@@Randomynous01 with him, Schultz, and everyone those were the days. And Lil Duval I believe.
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
Put his name into your You Tube search bar. There are literally hundreds of hours of content! #puregold
@bushidobot8251
@bushidobot8251 3 жыл бұрын
Please get Stavros Halkias on here, or Nick Mullen
@schloughed
@schloughed 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, no one knows who that is.
@alexcoyg3281
@alexcoyg3281 2 жыл бұрын
Chrisy Chaos all day
@Mark-Joyce
@Mark-Joyce 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout the Babes + Pimpy
@stevencutmore9990
@stevencutmore9990 3 жыл бұрын
from all the peeing I think Chrisy has diabetes
@arayoflight4410
@arayoflight4410 3 жыл бұрын
sad
@rieskimo
@rieskimo 3 жыл бұрын
Vinny ain't gonna care for this one
@monsterxpancake
@monsterxpancake 3 жыл бұрын
Chris’s stupid stories remind me of Badger from breaking bad
@TrophyGuide101
@TrophyGuide101 3 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen it look up Chris' 9/11 story.
@adamlangdon2245
@adamlangdon2245 3 жыл бұрын
If you like this you'll love Chrissy Chaos podcast AND The Hey Babe podcast on KZbin and other podcast platforms!
@PolarVoltic
@PolarVoltic 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought I had a coffee ring on my screen in the bottom right?
@BP-or2iu
@BP-or2iu 3 жыл бұрын
Cowboy would be way better. Not even any chicks on those pirate ships. As a cowboy, you get to go out on the range, stop at bordellos, get drunk at the bar, sit around a campfire... that sounds pretty sweet.
@urbro2
@urbro2 3 жыл бұрын
MAKE THE QUESTIONS BIGGER PLEASE
@benfertig4236
@benfertig4236 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Homeless Pimp
@skaterdude123ify
@skaterdude123ify 3 жыл бұрын
Watch history hyenas or chrissy chaos, I couldn't recommend more
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook 3 жыл бұрын
Hammer* not “hamer” lol
@skyetyga2585
@skyetyga2585 3 жыл бұрын
Who is in the back saying oh you’re over 7 inches
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 3 жыл бұрын
What the hell would I do with .25” feet..?
@coltin9328
@coltin9328 3 жыл бұрын
CHRISSSYYYY DDDDD
@TheRealLange21
@TheRealLange21 3 жыл бұрын
Now get Yannis on here
@schloughed
@schloughed 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, he wouldn't do it.
@jeramieshoe837
@jeramieshoe837 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a card game?like have you put the questions on real cards and sold it?
@rafaelnascimento4391
@rafaelnascimento4391 2 жыл бұрын
nope
@awakennomore
@awakennomore 3 жыл бұрын
ChrissyDaddy-Long-Legs everywhere lately, not mad about it.
@sdot4769
@sdot4769 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy
@ghhhp
@ghhhp 3 жыл бұрын
who is this guy? he’s funny as fuck lol
@garciagus53
@garciagus53 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the chaos baby!!
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
Put his name into the KZbin search bar. You’ll find hundreds and hundreds of hours of content! #allpuregold
@andrewzamora2689
@andrewzamora2689 2 жыл бұрын
Pirates had legal gay marriage
@radkouse1of1
@radkouse1of1 3 жыл бұрын
Hey babes
@AnswertheInternet
@AnswertheInternet 3 жыл бұрын
cuuuuuuuute
@jerry9116
@jerry9116 3 жыл бұрын
Who else tried to blow that hair on the lens off their phone screen?
@callumwarren769
@callumwarren769 3 жыл бұрын
he does realise that pirates where majority of the time in gay relation ships.
@anguishedcarpet
@anguishedcarpet 3 жыл бұрын
That's not true at ALL. Could I get some citations on "the majority of pirates were in homosexual relationships" please? I won't because there aren't any but still lol. Now I'm sure SOME were actually gay, and SOME probably practiced temporary homosexuality out of convenience, but there is zero historical record of MOST pirates being gay omegalul
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 3 жыл бұрын
No no Crissy, the diaper works the same way for pee & you wont smell like shit until you're able to change. If you drink enough water your pee doesnt really smell at all
@IoniqEric
@IoniqEric 3 жыл бұрын
Is he trying to be Seinfeld?
@doeboi82
@doeboi82 2 жыл бұрын
Who wipes standing up?
@bbyjesus14
@bbyjesus14 3 жыл бұрын
Just a real cute kid
@chevchellios621
@chevchellios621 3 жыл бұрын
What psycho path wipes standing up?
@dslice4275
@dslice4275 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person that doesn't have a bell icon?
@jimkreider9997
@jimkreider9997 5 ай бұрын
One of the best. Is he gay or straight. I get confused when he says things but I'm stupid
@guygardner3678
@guygardner3678 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy diabetes DeStefano
@tobytoby8495
@tobytoby8495 3 жыл бұрын
Hourly Comedy has become a joke.
@my_woes
@my_woes 3 жыл бұрын
its like his podcast but with people interrupting him
@joshrodriguez2711
@joshrodriguez2711 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think this guy needs too get his colon checked
@ellstackeradventures
@ellstackeradventures 3 жыл бұрын
Yoooo
@MikeWoot65
@MikeWoot65 3 жыл бұрын
hey babe
@juggs_mcbulge
@juggs_mcbulge 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Tom Brady
@thelizardkween
@thelizardkween 3 жыл бұрын
Hey babe 💓
@GrandDP44
@GrandDP44 3 жыл бұрын
Chris was awesome and now he's become such a caricature of himself. It's like when from time to time he would say outlandish stuff and it was received well and he just dove head first into that and its not genuine anymore. Nick, Tim and Shane are the only funny people left.
@polkmn21
@polkmn21 3 жыл бұрын
Dont he like kids or somthing
@belugawhale1874
@belugawhale1874 3 жыл бұрын
Guy is not funny like hes forcing it
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